T i tumorotto.
31/TRPIONIAL INCOSIPATIBILITY.
A thin little fellow had such a fat wife,
Fat wile, fat wife,
God bless her 1
She looked like a druni and he, looked like a fife
And it took all his money to dress her,
God bless her !
To dress her • • •
God bless her !
To, dre.ss her !
To wrap up her body and warm up her toes,
Fat toes, fat toes, ,
Clod keep her
For bonnets and bows and'silken clothes,
To eat her, and dfink her, and sleep her,
'God keep her I
To drink her. !
And keep her !
And sleep her !
She grew like a target ! he grew like a sword,
ttsword—a sword—God spare her ! r
She took all the bed and she took all the board;
And it took a whole lota to bear her,
God spare,her !
t To bear her I
God spare her !
To bear her ! •
the spread like a turtle ; he shrank like a pike,
A pike—a pike— God save him I
And nobody ever beheld thulike,
For they had to wear glasses toshavt3 him,
God save him
To, shave him ! , •
God save him !.
' To shave him !
She fattened away till she bursted one day,
Explodeddi—blew up-•-Cod take her I
And all the people that saw it say
She covered over an acre !
God take her
An acre 1
.God take her ! .
An acre 1 .
AMONG THE LAWYERS.
There is no profession that is as fertile in the
production of good' jokes as the legal profes
sion, and no one so keenly relishes them as a:
lawyer. A number of very readable books
have been made up from legal 6xperience,and
the supply seems to be inexhaustible. Three
is no place where tbf foibles and eccentricities
of human nature come out so clearly as in the
court and counsel room, and the members of
no other profession are so vigilant in riddlini_
each other with the shafts of wit and the bludg
eon of humor, and for one lawyer to "take
down" another in the presence of a jury, there
by winning his own case, is an achievement
that the most of them are always looking af
ter. As an illustration of this the fpllowing
anecdotes, all of whi4h are well authenticated,
'4
will 'serve as instances :
110 W HE OPENED COURT.
Wm. Ruth .Was formerly Sheriff of
_Musking
um county, Ohio. He, is also of the Teutonic
persuasion. When he was elected he was in
blissful ignorance of his duties, and was great
ly troubled about the proper way of opening
court. He confided Hs troubles to Congress-
Man Southard and several other young mem- ,
hers of the bar, and they coached him in his
duties, giving him to understand that he was a
.\ higher officer than the court itself, and that
Judge Frazier, of the Common Pleasovas in the
habit of interfering with the sheriff in a man
- ner that no well regulated sheriff ought to tol
erate.
"Py shimtninyis dot so ?" said the function;
ary. "yell yust vait- till T opens, the gort and
he find that Bill Root is not Pense Lord by a
chug lull." ,
. -
' When court i•ame on Sheriff Ruth verified
his prediction. .
For weeks he had !Ten praCticing on his
opening speech, and when Judge Frazier turn-.
to hint with a leek of judicial dignity .and said,
"Mr. Sheriff, open the Court?
Mr. Ruth struck an attidude and began :
"0 yesli, hear ye eferypoddy and de peebles
in sheneral;that the honorable Gcirt of Common
Sessions, in und for•de honorable poddy of
Mooskinium gounty ish now in pleas, und dot
its doors are open for to hear the gomblaints of
all the yeomanry und gemmons - and take gog
nizance of all mishdemeanors und—"
"Hold on there 1 Hold on Mr. Sheriff. What
is the meaning of all this rigmarole ?" exclaim
ed Judge Frazier.
"Shust hold a leetle on, Mr.. Shudge;" 'return
ed the Sheriff, "Pin Bill Root, the sheriff of
.
this gouuty, und I know my pishness, , ;—rind all
you who hat any' pi2laness. to transact mit dis
ghort and any g,ausiis to - present fonts
,honor
able gonsideration will now :appear.. und dat
same*make known,. and may Gott Almighty
baf mercy on yourSouls,undall of - you :off mit
your hats right avay guick !"
By the time the Sheriff Concluded,even Judge
Frazier was. roaring'with laughter. Ittook the
constable half an hour to restore order.
..
The fist case was ealled,.and the Judge Said :
"Mr. Sheriff, call .Peter . :- Jpnes,'.John Smith.;
and Sartili White three.times at the doors".
Advancing to the door and operiitig it.about
three inches, and pitching hiS void; in. the high
est itey, he began : , • .
"Peter Shones,ShonSmitt, Sarah Vite, Shon
Similes, Peter Smith, Sarah Vite, Sarah Shones,
Peter Saila, Shon Vitß, gome right into gOrt
nit you dree dimes. Your Honor, they gomse"
"That will never do. "Call them three, times,
one at a time."
"Teter Shones, Shot] Smitt,- Sarah Vita, dree
times,voe at a time, gome into gort ofitout any
delay."
"TLat's worse than it was before. Call one
of them three times," ' -
"Mr. Shuge, yust look a.here. Dot is vheo
you make ioolisb natt me. You say to - gall dew
nonce dree dimes.; and den you say gall dem
thee dimes vonce ; and deti you say dot Jail
won& mid womb. Oof you vans Peter Shona;
and Shona Smitt, and Sarah Vite, Vonce dree
dimes vonee, you wetter gall dem yourself.' not
stand dot kind of toolishnes."
Sheriff Ruth retired to Fred 'Miner's and re
treshed himself with , sundry glasses of lager,
while the constabletcalleci the-Witnesses.
PEELED 'ONIONS AS JURY PERSUADERft.
Gen. Murphy, a member* of the Chillicothe
Ohio, bar, thirty years ago was one ot the most
noted advocates . that *rode the circuits of Ohio.
He could weep profusely over the most harden
' ed criminals and shed quirts of real tears,when
,
ever the occasion* required. On one Occasion
Gen. Murphy was engaged to defend a noted
horse-thief in Ross county, , while the state se
cured the services of Gov. Allen. The usual
routine was gone through with, and the prison
er's guilt was pretty clearly' demonstrated, but
Gen.,Murphy relied uriii working up the sym
pathies of
. the jury... His effort was unusually
brilliant, and toward the close of his appeal,
tears rolled down his - cheeks in torrents, while
jurors wiped their .eyes with their cuffs. All
this time Allen sat stiff and .upright, glaring
with, frozen eyes upon Murphy. When the lat
ter wound up with a final burst of, eloquence
and tear", which left the whole audience snut
fling, Ohio's tall governor that was to be,
straightened himself to his fullest herg'it, and
pointing his long bony finger at the. ury, said :
"Gentlemen, there is such
‘ a thing as blotting
out justice iVitih tears, and confoundingjudg
ment with Much weeping. Gen. Murphy* un
deratands this better , than any other living
men. But before his tears work an ablution
of jcbe sins of the hardened criminal at the bar,
and, cheat the-State Prison , of its dues,. I wish
to show you the fountain from whence these
tears flow so copiously."
With one sweep of his long right arm. he was
down in Gen. Murphy's Coat pocket and with
drew an immense red onion, denuded of its
outer covering, and holding it aloft before the
eyes of the astonished jurors. he continued :
"The ancient Egyptians worshiped the onion;
hemuse it was typical of the celestial spheres.
Here in Ohio we have good reason to curse it,
because in Gen. Murphy's pocket it has so of
ten cheated the gallows and the prisoners of
their dues."
The prisioner was convicted, and General
Murphy never rubbed his handkerchief on a
peeled onion again when Old Bill.. had the
other side of tile case.
BOTH BIDES OF THE CASE.
About twenty-five .years . ago Hon. S. B. Co;
the witty Congressman from the Sixth New
York District, practiced law in Muskingu
and the adjoining counties, in. Ohio.. On one
occasion he was retained by a Mr. Jones, who
had been prosecuted by a Mr. -Brown,- in a suit
for damages, laid at twenty dollars, for killing
the, latter's dog, a loi-dog. The suit had - been
brought before l a country justice of the peace,
and, after a short consultation with his client
in- the rear of the barn, "Sunset" appeared be
fore the auguit court and announced his readi
, ness to proceed with the trial of the case. Six
witnesses were sworn and examined for the
plaintiff, who all told the same story, viz., that
on one occasion they were at work in a "clear
ing," when the defendant joined them leading
the dog, which was peculiarly marked with
white and black spots, by a cord, whereupon
-he deliberately killed it in their presence,'and
threw it into a log heap where it was burned
to ashes. The 'squire adjusted his specks,close
ly scrutinized the bustling little attorney, and
remarked :
"Well, Mr. Cox, I guess your client will have
to pays,for this ere dog.
,The judgment is agin
you. "
"But hold on, you will hear our side of the
case, won't You ?" protested Sunset.
"0, certainly, - but I don't see how you're
goin' to change the judgment of this here court.
The dog is undoubtedly dead.. Ilev , you any
witnesses, Mr. Cox ?"
4 Y es, one," responded S. S., and nodded to
his client, who retired to the hollow, back of
the barn and soon returned leading a white dog
covered with black spots.
"By jiinminy," excWmed . Brown, as soon as
he saw the dog, "by jimminy that is my dog,
assure as guns." All the other witnesses iden
tified it as Brown's dog. Finally thesquire re
versed-his decision, remarking :
Ibis here case is reversed, because the dog
ain't dead, and the court is of the opinion that
it is best to hear both sides of the case before
rendering judgment."
Jones then threatened to bring suit for malic
ious prosecution, but Biown compromised. by
letting him keep the dog and paying the costs.
It afterwards turned out that Jones had a
worthless dog - that looked • vety,much like
Browri'd. He enticed the latter's 'dog*.to his
pla9e, tied , him up, and, took his own worthless
cur to the "clearing" . where he killed arid burn
ed him, as 'detailed by the witnesses. But, o
course, Brown never found this out.
E. UPTEGROVE
Wislies - to inform' the public that he has made such a
REDUCTION IN PRICES ON WORK,
as to meet the pressure of ., -
NI .nt. XI l i t X Va. .1M ei
• MEN'S Fine. Boots and Shoes $l, less pet pair, and
. repairing in the same ratio. •
* * *This only gnami,teed for money down.'
C. E. U . PT.gGIZOVE, Ag i t.
liontroie, Feb. 14., 16i7tf.
PUBLIC SALE. - fistart ,
4
• I :FiZ4c .
The undersigned will offer formate on his
premise.; in Dlinock. on the Ale
. shoppen Creek, on , • ,
- Wednesday, =February 21,1877, -
The following property:
One yoke of oxen, 6- cows, yearling bull, brood sow
with pigs., lumber Wagon, plow. narrows,
* cultivator end other articles not
• mentioned.
• TERNS—AII suilis:under fos cash ; 115 and over, nine
months' credit with Interest and approved secnritv •
JOHN M, HOBBNCRAN - 1 1 8.
Dim,oik•Feb.,Febl4 1•87Ipd. -
•
TIT W. SMITH &
►1 .
Manufacturers and Dealers in all kinds. of
PARLOR SUITES, .
CHAMBER SUITES, •
COSTLY & CHEAP FURNITURE,
ALL. KINDS OF MATTRESSES,
SPRING, BOTTOMS,
+47 . ;' Furniture ,Repaired, Bottoms put in Chairs,
Upholstering done, Covering (laird
and Lounges, Mattresses
dohe over.
UNDERTAKING, 840.
The Subscribers will make Undertaking a
specialty in their , business. Having one of -
the most elegant HEARSES in the State ;
all needing their services will.be at
tended to pzomptly and at sat
isfactory charges.
W. W. SMITH & SON.
Montroee,Jan.lo,lB77tf.
'r. .3E:Ol:7l=l..ZYW's'
Mannfacttirer of
WAGONS, CARRIAGES &
BUGGY, CONCORD, PH/ETON, ANI
SIDE-BAR GEARS.
EVENERS; SINGLE AND DOUBLE
WHIFFLETREES.
BODIES OF THE LATEST STYLES
JOBBING, &c., DONE PROMPTLY
E. T. PtRDY.
Montrose, Jun 7.1816.
WHY OWERS BLOOM ,IN
Are you aware that yon can obtain Summer heat In
January ? That you can impart balmy air to yon
families ? that you can give spontaneous growth to
plants and, Flowers, and that you can make home a
little paradise by , purchasing one of B. C. Sayre's Hot-
Air Furnaces ? These Furnaces are now constructed
with VAPOR PAN by which the atmosphere is tem
.
pered to that resembling Slimmer heat:
NO MORE CRACKING OF FURNI
. TURE-NO MORE DRY
• HUSKY HEAT. - ,
NOT-AIR
And the time has come when consumptives may re
joice in coal fires. These furnaces are sold entirely up
on their own merits', aed are now the leading Furnace
in this part of the country All Furnaces are warrant
ed to give entire satisfaction or no sale.
.1P R. INT Ai. M'
I keep competent men on the road who are well ac
quainted with the Furnace business and they are con
stantly putting 00 these Furnaces. Their work is war
ranted to please. - These Furnaces are now scattered in
thefollowing tolins and cities:
Binghamton, cranton, Providence,. Wilkes Barre,
Kingston, Pittston, Elmira, Waverly, Williamsport,
Great Bend, Snspuebrnna Depot.: Hancock, Delhi,
Downaville, Andes, - Matkaretville,, Franklin, Unadilla,
Owego, Northumberland, and many other:towns.
iliticiztazireciatureci. 33y
Any - person wishing a recommendation from any one
living in theabove named places. I will gladly cm res
pond with them, giving names of parties now using
these Furnaces.
B. C. SAYRE,
Montrnse Pa,
Montrose, Dt.,cember 22d. 1875
A , NEW STOCK OF •
just received and for tale by
Q lIPERVINE
FLOII R.
For sale by
AL B 9, ALL KINDS OF
' GROCERIES,
Atthe storeof
gosh Cloritaxgoisi,
For sale by • '
11. J. WBBB.
Idontrotx.e.
TAYLOR'S - COUGH SYRUP..
All persons Anffering from the effects of throat and
lung diseases should give Taylor's Cough Syrup or
Tieetowint a trial. It works tho - oughly upon the Liver,
dneys and 1.4140,a5 - wen as- upon the whole system,
cleansing the muenus membrane removing soreness
and giving tone and strength to the different organs.—
It is warranted to give satisfaction,
Ail standing in need of a condition powder. for any
kind of stock or poultry should givr Taylor a' trial .--
They are warranted to be the beat powder in market
and to give entire satiefadtion or the money Will be re-
Muted. They are sold by all dodos in medicinal/4:
-0-
---o ;
11. 1
H. J. WEBB.
B. J. WEBB.
GLENN'S
SULPHUR -SOAP.
THOROUGHLY CURES DISEASES OF THE SON,
BEAUTIFIES THE COMPLEXION, PREVENTS
AND REMEDIES RHEUMATISM AND GOUT,
HEALS SORES AND ABRASIONS OF THE
CUT/CLE • AND COUNTERACTS CONTAGION.
This Standard External Remedy for Erup. •
tions, Soies and Injuries of the Sion, not only
REMOVES, FROM THE COMPLEXION ALL BLEM
ISHES arising from local impurities of the ?
blood and obstruction of the porei, but also
- those prcguced by the sun and, wind, such as •
tan - and freckles. It renders the - CUTICLE
MARVELOUSLY CLEAR, SMOOTH and PLIANT,
and being a WHOLESOME BEAUTIF/ER is far
preferable to any cosmetic.
Au. TILE REMEDIAL ADVANTAGES OF SUL
PHUR BATHS are : insured -BY THE USE OF
Gienie.s Sulphur. Soap,. which in axidi
tion to its purifYing effects, remedies and PRE- .
VENTS. RHEUMATISM an d . GOUT.
It :also DISINFECTS CLOTHING and LINEN
and PREVENTS DISEASES COMMUNICATED BY
corracl• with the PERSON. •
• IT DISSOLVES DANDRUFF, prevents bald
ness, and retards grayness of the hair.
Physicians speak of it in high terms.
Prices-25 and 50 Cents per Cake; per
Rex (8 Cakes), 60c. and $1.20.
N. 13 . ...L.The. so,ccnt cakes are triple the size of those at
2 5 cents. •
"HILL'S HAM AM) WHISKER, DYE,'
Black or Brown, 50 Ceuta.
C. N. CIIITTENTOI, Prop'r, 7 Sixth iv., B.Y.
iseN D.r4 s
SULPHUR SOAP
Is ficausinr„ Deodorizinz. Disinfecting, Soothing,
Ileali g and ruriffing.
It . rendem the coarsest skin remarkably
soft mid healthful.' 'lt imparts a beautiful
pmoothness to the skiu, and forms an elastic
whiteness. - It curet: burns, scalds, chafing,
excoriations, roughness, tan, sunburn, freck
les, liver spots, chapped hands, sores, ulcers,
daodruff, blisters on the hands and feet, itch,
ground itch; itching between the toes; itching
of the body, piles, corns. Also- leliesea tho
itching and irritation of hiting and stinging
insets' As it is espetially adapted to the
Totter, 'Sensual', and riavaltoost, you can
take a'Sulphur Biz!h at pleasure. For bath
ing Children, it is unequalled. Ladies who
use it in . their Toilet would never do without
it: It neutralizes the odor of perspiration,
and, as an external remedy, can, scarcely be
used amiss. Full directions accompany each,
package. TRY IT. • .
Price 25 CU. per Cake. 3 Cakes for 60 Cts.
By :nail 35 Cts. . By mail n cu. •
. MAIN •Dero?' AT •
Dr. Van Dykes Office,
Na 1321 Cireeit st.,
,Philadelpbia:
Said by all Dragalots.
USE NO OTHER:
H OLIDAY MUSIC BOOKS
Two splendid volumes for presents.
THE WORLD. OF i SONG !
Price in Bds $2,10. Cloth $3. Gilt $4.
Rarely have we issued a book of rongsincludiw such
a variety of really first class and popular Vocal Musi .
250 pages,. fall sheet Music size. Songs by nearly sixty
different composers, and among the compositiorts are
many such gems as Come to me quickly, Golden locks
are silver, My heart's best love, She's a. rosy, she's
posy, and Millard's Whippoorwill.
We publish 19 valuable collections uniform with the
World and Gems. Send for catalogue of Home Musical
Library, and , select one or , more of its books for Christ
mas. •
GEMS OF THE . DANCE!
A Companion to the famous "Gen” of Strauts 1"
$4, 50 isf lioar4s. $3 Cloth, $4 Gilt .
Tao Gems of Strauss bact a `wonderful success, and
this new work Is fully. its equal, and contains, the re.
cent :Strauss pieces and many others 'by Gurig'l,La
mothe,Fonst, Coote. Zikoff, and other eminent com
posers. 232 pages, full. sheet Music size, well filed.
with Waltzes, tialops, Polkas, Quadrilles, etc. •
_,
Any book or piece sent; post-pid, for retail price.
OLIVER 'DITSON & CO., 'Boston.
V. H. Ditson & Co.,
111 Broadway.
'New vork.
July 5, 1876.
pROCLAMATION. .
-a- SUSQUEHANNA COUNTY SS.
Flora B. Yager, by her next friend and fat her Gilbert
O. Sweet, vs. W Jiliam Yug a. , In Court of. Common
Pleas of Stisquehanna County:No.294. NOv.Term, 1876,
To Vir Yager : ;Whereas Subprena , in pi
iorce Was, issued to Nov. Ttrm. 1879, which was du
ly returned nom est inveritu:s and thereon an alias gall
peena psned returnable to Jana ary Term, ,18'i
upon the return of vonich proof was made that the said
William . Yager could , not be found in my bailwick . .
This notice, therefore, is ,to require you to ajspear
before our Judges of the said Court on the second
Monday of April next to answer said complaint : _
WM. wurrE, Sheriff.
Montrcse, Jan. 81.1827,
. .
Active Agents wanted instantly to introduce the, •
• CEN TENNIAL EXPOSIT' I'
DESCRIBED AND ILLUSTRATED.
. , . ,
Nearly SOO pug( a i • -only . s2 50'; rich Illustrations ; and
a treasure as the he at and cheapest history of the great
Exhibition. Endorsed by Officials Press and Clergy : —
Is selling Immensely.. One, lady, Neared $350 in font
weeks. Act quickly. • Now or never.• For fall partlett
tars, address BROS., Ptiblitbers, 733 tran
som Street. Philadelphia, Pa. , 1
TO CONSUMPTIVES..
Tke advertiser,
.having been permanently cured of
thatdread disease, IConsrnyition,hy a simple remedy':
is anxious 10 -make :known to . his Wile* BMA:ter's the
means of care. To all who desi.rb it; he send
copy of the prescription (free of charge.,) with
the directions for preparing and using the same: which
they will find a sure cure ter CoUsumptlon, Asthma:
Bronchitis,.&c. Parties. wishing the 'prer:ertpt will
please - address Rev. B. A. WII.OpN, 1:14, licnn :street,
-N4filliamsburgh, N. Y-. . • • - .2w20 . •:,
'T_TaticleratztU.ixi.g.
The nu dorsigm
.unas.rtaking ed will mak
their ' ''lW4 Speeialit
is business.
All needing their serViees will be promptlye "tondo
to. Satisfaction, guaranteed.-
P A 3 MA" MEWS
Friendsville..Pa.. APril
1875• 44/
ADMINISTRATOWS
the estate of Albert' Mi. flower'', deal& of Liberty
Letters of Administration , in they estate haring
been granted to the undersigned- all persons weir&
i
said opt; to ere requested to make mmediate 'payment,
and al: persOns having' claims against' said estate, are
re _ quested to present them , without delay. • •
PELEG B. itAitT/N," Admit, *la the wtll.annexed •
Jan. 51. left 4WO.
J; E.•Dittiont &
Successor to Lee, & , Wallter,
Phila.,
, ‘ 1:51w41
AN IMPORTANT' LOCAL REFORM
tiereatter goods will be sold at
E. P. STAMP'S STORE,
In •Montrose, for'Casit at COB' PRICES.
I will keep good goods and.' make the
prices .to suit the elosegt buyers. ,
I have hid seven years experience in
buying and selling,FLOUß 80 that .I know
where, to buy and' what to buy to suit tbe
customers of this
I WILL MAKE A SPECIALTI or? "WiIITE
WAR A.T FLOUR ' l ,
and warrant every barrel and sack to
suit or refiind the money.
CHEWING TOBA.CCOI
. l hat'e recently made arrangements by
which I can sell CHEWING lone= by
the pound as cheap as you can buy of any
Wholesale tobacco House by the , barrel.
I also keep Chewing Tobacco in 10 lb.
cadd'gs • for whi,.a I will make special
prices.
1 keep.on hand a large quantity of SALT
and keep under cover, and will sell it as
low as possible for this market.
Sugar, Tea,. Coffee, Syrup, Soap, Pork,
Fish, &c., all at the nimble six . pence
prices. .
I trustl will* receive sufficientpatron
age from cash buyers to ,male the cash
system a Emcees& Resiiectfullv.
E. P. STAMP)
Opposite the Banking House .of Vl , ln. H.
Cooper & Co:, and the Dry • Goods Honse of
Guttenberg,ltosenbaum & Co. _ '
• •
Montrose, Oct. 11,1876tt. •
ALWAYS UP TO THE TIMES !
GREATEST INDUCEMENTS EVER OFFERED FOR
• • CASH OR READY PAY • • • !'
. .
Having Just returned .from New Tole - with a large
and well selected stock. I shall be able to give' my pat
rons the best bargains seen in this county for years, as
they will be fully convinced by giving us a call and ex
amining our stock. Read the folio ing list. •
DRY GOODS.
Calicoes' - • , sto Sc.
Mullins • Jo 6 to 11c.
De!aloes.... ..... 20 to sc.
Dress G00d5.... - 20 to 50C.
Alpacas • , - 25' to Tic.
Shaw; a - , 7510 810.
Ladies' Jackets $5 to $10: -1r..../
GROCERIBI3.I
Sugars—. 1130 A....
.., c 'lOMc,
Japan Tea.'.. .. - - 35 to $1
117 son Tea ' 25 to $l.
!acs . - Bto 10c
Boss Chewing Tobacco • ' - ..... . . .... ..50c .
Raisins, new.... - ... 15c:
' BOOTS AND SHOES. .
Kip Botsts. :;$275 $875
Calf Boots: 860 450
•
Boys' Booth 100, 800
Ladies' Calf Shoes' ' . . 160 260
Ladies' Grain Shoes 125 240
Children's Shoes ,60 160
• READY-MADE CLOTHING.
Suits. - $6 to $lO f Overcoats $ OO to $2O
Suits, 1;11 wool: Bto 15 1 Walking Coate 550 to 10
Suits,allWool,fan- I Pants 100 to 5
.cy. 10 to 18 • ,
Also, flats and Cape, Crockery, Glass and Wooden
Ware, Table and Pocket Catlety. Hardware. Stoves,
Tinware; Ropes, Cordage, and in fact, everything 111W
ally.kept in country stores.
Onrmotto ita,our customers' interest are our interests,
therefore it is for our benefit to givey them all the ad
vantages of , a well bought stock.
We are still alive on Poultry, and want 10,000, pounds
dressed, immediately, for which the highest market
price will be paid.
Bring on your Poultry, Butter. Eggs, and other preo
dace, and we guarantee yon will be well pleased that
you called.
• T. S. WIIEATCROF'r.
Rush, Pa., Oct. 25,1876m8.
GRAND bPENINier
or
FALL AND WINTER,
MILLINERY, HAIR AND FANCY GOODS
F.RIC,NCII MILLIN-ERT.
Havingl returned from New York with the finest and
beet selected stock of goods ever In this section of
country,. incmdirtg Feathers. Silks. Ri Lace,
Hosiery, Belts.and Kid Gloves of all kinds and sizes
with prices to snit ail.
Also Frank Leslie's Cat Paper Patterns in full variety.
REMEMBER THE PLACE,
97 BING4AjtITON,
.1 97
Court St. 1 N.Y . I Court St.
13inghattiton,N. Y., . April 19,
BINGHAMTOA'
BOOK BINDERY
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P. A. HOP.I;II4g SOgS, PRORIE.To
41 Court Street, 2d Floor, Blzmhamton,N.lr.,
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ALL STYLES ,op. BINDING t
AND BLANK BRK dIANUFACTURING
• - AT REASONABL.k PRICES.
Binghamton. May 3d.-1876.-4-in-
1340CLAMATION. .
. t•IJSQUEBANNA COIWY. SS.
• Thomai• DeWitt vs. Catherine DeWitt. '" In •
the Court of. Common Pleas of Susquehanna , Cohuty.
No. &U. NOV. Tenn. , •
To Catherine DeWitt Whereas it Subticena
Divorce was issued to Nov. Term. 1876, which, was I
duly maimed non egt Inveni.us. mid thereon to alias sub-
pcena was issued in said case, returnalle to •January
Term. 16 7: 1, upon the return of which proof was made
that. the said Catherine DeWitt could ..not be
mond in my bailiwick. •
This notice therefore Is to require you to 'aPpear be='
fore the Judges of the said Court, ou tie secondMon
dayof April next, to answer said complaint. &c.
WAI. WHITS, Sheriff:.:._
blontrose. San. 31,18 r,
PROCLAMATIOg. ' • 1
• SUSQUEHANNA , COUNTY,SS,
Charles 11, Brown vs. Josephine Brown.. In, the
court-'of Common Piens of Susquehanna; County, No.
4, Nov Term. itral.
To losepinne Brown : Whereas a Stibpcena inDlvorce
was Issued to ; Ang.ust Term, Int, which was .du
tv returned non est inventus, and thereon an alias Bab
pcettl. , issued in said case; returnable 10 November'
Term, 1817.. upon .the return of which, • proot - Was made
that the said - Josephine Biown could not bet found
in my bailiwick. . • .
This notice is, therefore to require you to appear be-.
fore • t he , Judges of the said Court. on the ekeolni Non
day of. April next, to answer said corn plaint;-
• ' • • " WM. WHITE, Sherlir.-
Montrose, Jin, 31, iEr.
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traction for tnitking the Pimple remedy by which be
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