` 7 lltinorouts. JOHNNY'S OPINI9N .qp Grandmothers are very nice fplks— They . beat all the 'aunts in creation, They let a chili do as he likes; And 'don't worry about education. I'm sure I can't see it at all, What a poor Tellow,eyer could do For apples;and pennies, and cakes, Without , a , grandmOther or two. Grandmothers G speak sohly to "Inas:' To let a boy have a good time Sometimes they will whisper, 'tis one,. 'Tother Way when a bay wants to'elimb. Grandmothers have muffins for tea, • Andpies, a.-whole cellar ;. And they , are apt (tt , they know it in,tlme) To make a chicken-pie for teleller. l , And it he is bad now and then; And makes a great raeketting They only ' look. over their specs, And say, tbose boys will be buys • "Life is only short at the best, _ Let the , children be happy to•dayr Then they look for a• while at the sky, And the hills that are far, far away. QOM often, as twilight comes on, , Grandmothers sing hymns very low diemsetves, as they rock by\ the fire,! About heaven, and when they shall go. . , ._,And then, ahoy sti,ppine to think, ; Will land a hot tear in his:eye; To know what. will come at the last— For grandmothers all have to die. I wish they could stay here'and pray, For a boy needs their prayers every night Some boys more thanothers, I 'spose ; • Buell as I need a wonderful sight. koithiat Kind of a Man. Rey. Dr. P., the other day, found a pack of playing cards in the possession of his boy and after giving the lad a thraihing for ownirg such engines, of satan, the doctor plated the cards in•his own pocket, intendinglo"deatioi them at the first. opportunity. • But he forgot about thern;and subsequently while in the cars, ou his way to the city, he pulled on this hand kerchief and the cards came. out with it and fellon the 'floor. The doctor gathered them up with a very red lace, and while be was ar ranging them in his band he saw a rough look= ing man in the seat oppogte to him wink at him Hp turned his head away but looking around a moment later, the man win'ked nt him once sgain. Then. he winked at him sev eral times and finally he, came over and sitting down by'the side of the doctor, said: . , "I say, pardner, what's your little game ?" "I don't understand you air," replied \the doc "Oh you needn't mind me," said the man "I am dolhg,a little of that myself.: Now, hOw do you work it ?" "What do you mean ? now do 1 work what ?• , • • "Oh 'you know - well . enough: What do you skin ion ?' "Sian diem I. Skin who-! Really sir, your rtmarks are incomprehensible to rm. , "Now,see ltere,l understand the whole thing, you're hinting Up somebody, to plaY seven-up with, and you intend to beat 'ern out of their money.: Now, don't you I" "You don't know who you are talking t?, I "Now; rn do There'S no man on this earth that n. turn jacks faster'n 1 kin ; and less you and me start up a game on some of those fel lows, rind yit 'run three or' four jacks up, my sleeve, with a - Ccuple of ices, maybe,and,,when we,get to town, well divide the roofits And 'go down And get roaring, drunk at the tavern. Is it a bargain r "You are sti,' scoundrol, - eir exClairned doctor. "Let - ine change thy scat if you please, "W --- 1.110 it.? Won't' clubin with me and ,on try a iew games'?" "Certainly not, site! • "Won't you lend me them jacks' to , put 'limy sleeves T._ • . "You seem to forget 'that I am a Clergyman, sir."- 'I "A,cler—l Oh, no; You on t mean to say that—that—you ain't a preacher ; now. honest, are You ?" ' I "Yes sir I am. lam theßev. Dr. P."' 's "Too' bid too''had I Believe: me, if I didn't thinkyoa Was one of these fellows who 'play cards on, the: cars gougei greenhorns out of their Money. , 'YOn' look like one, now don't you ?, ; ' ,And what are you doing with that piek old Man, hey Would ,you ,Mind if I showed you how ta, rim!em over st'tis when you play they v.an't 'l'6ol Yon. rn for nothinE. Then,Dr; Potts, went into ; Atte hind catind ' got o ff at the next station. • When he got home he gave that tioY44.his.ia coliple of extra flog. . Burgs in,oider „Weise his feelkuge. iviady in Halifax having occasion to enter a milliner's shop, had her :attention attracted by, a befOlinl and eapeuslye French 'bonnet,,and inquired tite,price, she was told was wild.— "Oh, I had no idea ; of buying suel , a bonnet;" said the upon which the Milliner Said, fit is a joint . stock bonncti:-that is, it belOngi to threa..fictory girls, wko Weir It by . _ turn 43n_ Sunday" r So yotmg idurists, travelling last summer in . became thirsty,: and stopped for milk at a lioUsety.the'roadside ,-,- , Theyogiptled,everyliaiin that,rwas offerisLand still-wanted The .ivOman of the house at lenith broughfiln enbiMOts' howl. of milk and'aet, - ,it;:, down on the table "gine would ink gentlimen, t iou had .never : .been istaned.t , . . b a t;filled i%oide t ! ci s the Estitlini. , Rouse, ';ll#4' *Obit -OW !14 bpi* _ ERS. ..--- .'j -- ':',t" ',.:,.",‘, •-, :)... TMPORTA'N* ANNOUNCEMENT • .i.:H:c..H . :4.:::tA,;:go:RT.E.sy::,, i‘ 31D3EILli?" 01;i:04::003D1E3, -AND MERCHANT AT OUR NEW. STORE, No. 21 Court Street. We would respectfully announce to the public that AlcorneremoVd to our Water stre et s. spacibus store. No. 21 of Court and Water streets. and are filling it with a new stock of goods that have just arrived. Our I stock of. Dress Goods. Shawl s,'etc., are of , the very lat est Spring patterns and stylea and purchased for cash when the market was most dePreised, In the line' of Fancy Goods, Hosiery, G loves,Hair. Goode, Ribbons; et c ., our stock is unsurpassed, •We have also opened a Del:lady; ent of Merchant Tailoring, and have jut purchased a large stock of the latest styles intheline of Clotho, Cagan:acres, etc., and of the very best guilty. Wu have employed to take charge of this DepartmeUt, 'T. D. TAYLOR,• long the leading and . inost Auccesgul cutter in ti.is city, and who always guarmitees a perfect fit. Mr. Taylor did the se lecting of the cloths, cassimeres, trimmings, etc., for this dep irtment, which should satisfy all that we have the latest and most fashion.,ble styles. We cordially thank. our patrons for past favors, and promise them and the public generally that we are bet ter prepared than! ever to supply anything iu our line. We solicit your riatronage. • I C. i& A. CORTSEY, Binghamton, April 10, 1876. "TAYE Ys* HEARD THE ;NEWS? Tile folloviting, is a Speclinen of it. 3% pounds TEA. Ifor one dollar. - 5 pans PEACHES or TOMATOES' tor one dollar. .. I - 4 scans LITTLE NECK CLAMS for one dol-, 7 pounds RAISINS for one dollar. 22 bars SOAP tor one dollar. 10 pounds prunes for one dollar. 114 pounds SALERATUS for lone dollar. 4 pounds CO'FEE for one dollar. 12 pounds CRACKERS for one dollar. 150 JAW BREAKERS for one dollar. The whole lot for TEN (DOLLARS and a present thrown in. Good for minety days. large, stock oil new and" choice goods equally low, By calling at the head of Navigation you shall have the full value of your money every time and something extra. Call and see at A. N. BULLARD'S ontmse.ldaich 13. 1976. , • TUNKIIA.NNOCK 1 'MARBLE WORkS. BITRS & WHITE Xanufacturers of and Dealers in ITALIAN & AMERICIAN MARBLE: MARBLE AND SL &TR MANTLES. 1. SCO,TCII" & A.NIERICALN GRANITE, - A- Specialty. , JEW - Cemetery Lots Enclosed.) P. C. BURNS; - • - - Gro. WHITT!, Tankhannock. P. Jan. 19, 1976.—1 y . REMOVED AND ENLARGED. GROCERY STORE to the building tont doors above the First Nations Bank, 'Pnblsc Avenue, Os:lnnerly occupied by E. P. StampAvrhere I have enlarged my stock of ' Groceries, FroviSions, &c. I invite cotepetitioh both in quality and price, Please give me a call and be convinced that I ca ri do you good. . WiLSON J. TURREL.L. Montpee, April N. 1876.--y1 BLNGHAMTON BOOK BINDEW P. A. HOP INS & SONS, PRonwro No. 41 Cowl, Street, 2d Floor, Binghamton, N. Y. • • ' ALL STYLES OF BINDING AND 'BLANK' BOOK • MANUFACTURING lAT REASONAB L E PRICES. Binghamton. May 3d, 1876.-24 - • W HAT iS T.AY Lows CELF,BRA= TKO ELECTRIC OIL .4 It Is a medical preyaration '; the cliemical combina tion of whiCh is such , as to neutralize unnatured pro perties when applied to man or beast. What is it fort . For the cure of any kind of painiameness,or wounds of for anything requiring an outward application. Is it as good as other lintiments forpose purposes ? andbeilet' What guarantee do yoh give of this ? -• ' ' If it does; ot prove so, after uslng all the medicine - . return the empty bottle where yon got it , and get your money back. Who are agents for the sale Of this medicine? All the druegists and dealers in medicine in Montrotte and throughout the country. ' ' • July 86, iti76. • - - SO]nTIIING A BOOT. Bc': 8. - WT. SHOP _ . has last ,opened over Weeks, liielhuish it Co. All kinds of work made to orders RepailiUg doae on short notice, After having nearly,ls yesre experience in the business I feel confident 'tau piease all whoulay give MuutrOse, Feb.. 2 1876: C. 11* UPTEWKIVE' , Minager me a gen. wz*•ENTEBrItIOE• • st A A praCtical*orknians ~ . ~5.#~30 ~9l~t [ : iEl'. ~I~T G ~ bae 'opened shop . under E. Xellenzie'a Public-Avenue. where he Is ready _ to , do 811 kindse work in bus line. ' Can excel, in new wOrrlE, and . with ?minces andteepeich.. l BlimET • lioutrose, OetoVer 18thA875.-3m.. • • ifistio*p OUTFIT. BiLlistirwotat tor sato Ow. Two tibles wick iye wreeltrAtires. `2oi. WARNEM. - may $4,4816,0, •14.4ititrose.Po, , . . . . TAILORING; hae removed my GOODS ! GOODS Wei '--. xX'il*.stt:,oo:* Has just received an ENTIRk.NEW STOCK OF MENS', BOYS' AND YOUTHS' CLOTHING, At prices to snit ,the WO times, HENS' - $111 . 4, : ' - '..:.:50.:1141.5 80l5'&.11111111r SSTO SIN Ahso a the Ihe of DRY GOODS, MATS &CAPS, BOOTS LAND SHOES; YANKEE NOTIONS, FANCY GOODS, Cheap for cash. No charges for showing our goals • "WM.: HAYDEN. Now vilfnid. May 3d. 11373.—tf. , FOR 1876. JOB PRINTING A SPECIALTY. With our four pre3ses, a large assortment o plain and fancyjob type, batters, inks, papers, cards. etc.; and experienced workmen, we ,are prepared to do AU Kinds of Job Work at • the ,LOWEbT PRICES. - Promptly upon -.receipt.of order, (by mail or otherwise) ,we can furnish Wedding Invitations, Envelopes, Bill (leads, Statements, Note Heads, Box Labels, Silo* Cards, Admission Tick ets, Ball Tickets; Law Blanks, Auction Bills, Large Posters; Small Posters, Bottle Labels, Calling Carda, Address Cards, Business 01rds, Invitation' Cards, Pamphlets, Business Circulars, Wrappers, Tags, Dancing; Programmes, etc., etc. H 4 WLEY & CRUSER, Democrat Office. 34ty VALUABLE FARM FOR SALE! IN NEW MILFORD TOWNSHIP. The underst.ned executor of the estate of Simeon Van Fleet. dec d, offers for sale the farm of said deced ant, one-fourth north of the Moxley church, Naw Milford townehtp, Pa.; It contains about 112 acres, well watered, le..ced.and utder a - good state of cultiva tion.. I must diepoec of said facet, and will *ell on EAST l'E/?AlS: • For Further particubirs inquire of the subscriber a Summereville. Pa, P. O. Address, New Milford, E. , . • E. A. ALDRICH. \ • July 19, 18761 f. Daactiy Et 00. 2 •• Fancy Cardall styiea with' name Wets. ‘,l Agents wanted. J. B. tinged, Nassan..N.Y. AGENTS. We have in prees a new cam paign hook by a Ca:lege Pres. L. L.l). Big pay. 50 ete. will seem.° outfits and territory. E. B. Txteit ,Pub. SOS Brosdway, N. Y. 32. AGENTS If you want the hest- selling ar ticle in the world and a solid gold patent lever watch, free of cost write - at once to J. BRIDE C0.,&767 Broadway. N.) . 3/ Govl , , mime His Life and Public Services. AYES ComVete and reliable. Endorsed from of i licial sources. RPre Chance for Agents. Se cure territt:ry nt once_ Fur CircularA and terms ReT, dreE4. QUAKER CITY PUBLISIIING el I. Phil*: 32. :-!- 'Flllt PEPART NI ; EN T.- . . - Companies in want of equipment and supplies should deli direct with the Ananufaetnrer: - Bate, Cape, Belts, Shirts, &e.• The cheapest house in the business. Cat alti,ves tree. Atilt: old firm Of 32 ANDERSON & JONES, DS Grand St., N. Y. AGENTS WANTEbfOR THE GREAT CENTENNIAL HISTORY .11t sells faster than any other booli. °pungent sold 6 cppies in one ay. Send for our extra terms to agents ATIONLL PUBLISHING Co., Philadelphia. 82 Fon \ COUGHS. COLDS. 'HOARSENESS, AND ALL THROAT DISEAS.FS —usx_ WELL'S .OAliadLIC ,TABLETS PUT UP ONLY IN BLUE BOXES. A TRIED AND SURE REMEDY. Sold by Druggists generally, and ' 82 Johnston. Holloway & Co. • Philadelphia. Pa. 18'7.6! . WA.ERE NOW ? l'olittehlkon, one - ot _ the foremost, flourishing and healthy litatee • • • • One: ',Zillion Acres of tine fartnln-lands for tale by the 'Grand Rapids dt Indiana R. R. • Strong Salle. Ready Markets , t are: Crops. Stood School*, R. R. runs through centre of grant. Settle mettle all along. All kinds of . Product* raised. Montt of water, timber and building materials., Prite $4 1434,10 per acre . ; one fourth doivn. balance , ott time lialrSenif for illustrated patnpblet, full of facts. and figures-Bud be convinced. Address, • W. A. HO WARD, , COmm'r. GranCaspids P. B.L. PIERCE, Sec'y Land Deputy.. . , rtlTrlTn'sq;NV„iireae%he:tt, Tu.*. Workmanship, and ,durability - WATERS' ORGANS, Ccincerto New Orchestra Vesper, Chapel, Clariona,..Ori;heS trion Chiiner3,and Centennial Concerto Chithes; cannot be-excelled la tone or beauty. -The Concerto Stop is a tine imitation , of the Human Voice. The Orchestrion and, Centennial Or gans have two and one-half Octaves of ,Bells 'tuned” in perfect harmony with the reeds, and in'Allegro pasiages, their effect "is magical and electrifying. ; Warranted for six years.'Prices extremely lo for cash. ' Monthly installments received. A itberal discount "to Teachers, Min; sisters, Churches,,t3diools, Lodges,setc. Trav,el lhig agents wanted. Special inducements to the trade. Illustrated candngnes , Sec 'ond hand Piano! , and Organs at great bargaing Horace Waters lt Sons, 481 Broadway,. New YorlA'Mannfacturers and Dealers. General Agents fc:r B. Shoninger Organ CO., New: Haven,,CLi end sole, apd exchisive agents, tlki 0 - 4 ..goni' , the Stat 4 4 - 1 New York New %Jeoey,,:relipsylvarils, 0610. litdittim and Miehigaa,, - WHAT FOR ? Tc . ,lMy 'a Farm . erit 'of the • -ire . * : , -4 , 1 r, , As Ci -) r' g 4% ik - fr 4 44. It'l ' A - 1 .4,-- +V 1M ; t: . ,:Al . • : . ) . 1 5., A 1-,, -• ) :(, ,. 4 .:...) ~, ..„) j :j ~ • r ---- - . •1 • a \ —l. _, la •-.- , - -,,•:-.-, •---_-„. ~ -.- .-. --_,. ~.--__ •.,• • ,•_• _ .•• . LIRGESIIii!--11ST':.•igliff1lili'1l[101:i.C1311111.1\ RY WOOS, In the 7UNHEINI BLOCK ; " NrAil good's bought with care and for cash only. gains jUet received. ' . • - COuatry Produce of all kinds Marketed in = • Philadelphia and New York. "Welcome" to . - liooth old and new cuitomere. . ' • ' Great Bend,' May 10th,1876. 1.03041. , , . UTTENBURG„ ROSENBATITNI & .0 1 C O., , . • Is still in Montrose, tailing established nearly a quarter of a century . and intend to be another. Are carrying lb largest and most complete assortment of Dry Goodis, Ready-Made Clothing., &c., &c.. of any other Ilrm. In the County. 'Oar facilities for buying in large quantities of first hands by the original packages, anti I y having& resident buyer cf.nstantly is - the market,issuch,that it makes it almost au impos sibility for any new or old dealers to compete with us in prices, . • - • • • • M. S. Dessaner. having just returned from New, York with a large stock of seasonable goods, boughtfor cash at the most favorable rates, prices being so tempting that he bought heavier than usual, and mostly at largo • Auction Sales. lire will, can and shall sell them at astonishingly low figures. • . . DRY GOODS,‘pARPETS„ MILLINERY AND FANCY ,GOODS,I.ADIES' AND. GENTS FURNISHING GOODS, R. 42) 151, 4 "sr - M 1 de t XL I. E. g • . • a Fine Tot of M CaseinieraFuitings, for Custom Work. Measures' taken and perfect fitting guaran teed. Only reliable goods sold that. will bear :recommendation. Pricetist furnishedon application, as our co tom. We will say for one and all; that we defy competlon. Respectfully yours, GIITTENBURG ROSENBA.IIIII tr. 00. Montrose, APril 19, 1876 ..- , • WHOLESALE HOLESALE DEALER IN BRONZE LAMPS; OPAL LAMPS, ALL 'GLASS -LAMPS, HAND LAMPS, 'BURNERS, WICKS, SHADES, SHADE HOLDERS, &c., &c. EVEiti. -- ,'ilifi.:,-.OV. - VLIN'T, Addresi by Vlsi.ll Promptly'lLtteMlid To. :BEST :WO PRINTING Large Steak:of JOB TYPE and FOUR Printieg Presses 'we Defy Oemepethm 1876! At W. W. & Son's =II "f333 , W srMIVWX"eLX.avi dLOTHING,' . II4TS,AND CAPS , B 004! AND 'SHOES,. ' NOTIONS) W ALL 'PAPER, t.STATIONERY, &C. ; • tacts Better Than Fiction! • TIE POPIIIIII DRY GOODS AND titilllllo HOUSE OUR STOCK COMPRISES AS USUAL, Of,bur own manufacture and well appreciated for its superior worknianship . , I A. 'am= AhasTx) .T.A.ro..e...*riiarr prica.puarant , 4ed as Lazo as any House in ,qouthern Nets York., are continnelly: adding, new: material to. our once; . and with our ' , • .„ , • • • • Ell „ . Both - . iti` PiOe and qualiti; either in Plaii'Bleek or Colored Work. 4 1. 4 . 1uOryultE: • SxtensivelrizniiiiipWir swop; ion willthad thelargest FIRST. CLASS AND COMMON 3PICTEt.D3 90171: 2 L. - To be toned in this section of the country, of his own manufacture, and'at prices that cannot tail to give list's faction. The, Make thevery best EXTENSION TABLES ,In 091:intry, and W. , &loo7Ttbezaf , t 7 100 t NAT r Of altkln4 4onein the ii . estailt ravoier. . . Nir,l 2 lu 1• 1 " 4:3- 3 3 , 30 - 3 F) Or yeatoussuois: PUR.t, MATitASgES AND 3. 0014111. : ON ItiATRASSES. • Mho aubserlbitilviii nereatter mai° t ndeitaittng specialty in his3fusinese. - :ilitirierbt , nompieten NEN and the mt a t elegantans to :he buite,all nuedlnitile seevccea will beattena s sr to promptlyand: at. aattatictorznhares• WN. SIBITELti. So N: • IWatiost"iiiin. -AT GEO. L« LENIIEIM. (In His New Store.) CON' HATS; OATS, &C., &C. MINER, BIN_GHA.MITON, SPECIAL INDUCENENTS. IN ALSO, ILA.iTUFA.CTUREB • OF Great Bend, Pa. An irn nn nse line of Bar- M. S. DESSAIIER, Managing rartmer. AND COMMON NM March 81,1875 AT TIIE LOWE S T RATES J.lLBAsine. I G. BLA!timuz 1: J. N. CONDOS. Btirsies t & Co., si *Ole and granite Norio, 1840.1 MANUFACTURERS OP ALL JUNES OP MARBLE AND GRANITE 'MONUMENT'S 'MANTLES; &I; IMPORTERS OF SCOTCH GRANITB. . „ •, • gir . Ottenfi3Ogo'St. : Near Depot, March B.IBIS. « • . .111.144111A.MT0N. N. r A NBW "sToplc OF - • :4,r1C;0015.C0r3 r , just receive litui tor sale .by 11. J. won. qtoEn,vm For "sale by KINDS :OF.. ,iGRoouRTEs, At the store-ot . • • • REIM - ' '3eraiimU:COX,ol=loooo-, , .>., Ter sale by 1876. 1876. A..S. Xi/Pitt, 'Leman .& num. ALSO. H. a. WlB3l H. 3. ViBBIL