,s.tittorolts. If\
The New. Boy.
He, made his appearance at one of the Union,
tichools the pther morning, and arriving ahead.
of time, he prevented , any feelings ofloneliness
fiom seizing him by licking 'three boys mud rid
ing the'gate off its hinges. He went in with
the crowd, when .the -bell rang,iand 4ding no
empty seat, he perched himself on 'the wood,-
lox. When the children rep4ted t‘te,"Lord's
',"rayer" in concert i the new boy kept tine with
heel, nod when they _came to sing argued
hat variety was the spice of song and attempt-,
to sing one of his own—one about a gentle
nan 'lamed Dan Tucker, whe.dreamed that he
ias deaci soforth. The teacher, warm d
him to keep 'still, aid he replied that he would
not come tothat School it his musical qoalifica
ticins were 'to be , overlooked. - When school
finally opened the teacher. secured ' his name
and began asking:Mtn questi4ns in. Order' to
find out , hew, he should be waded. ,
"Can yogi spell r she, asked.
"initkind of Spelling ?" he cautiously re
plied.' ,
"Spell house, please." , • •
"Frame or brick house ?"!he asked.
"Any kind' of it house." •
"With axtortgage-on it ?"
"You trity 'spell man if you, of ill," said
giving a'severs look.
"Man ?"
,
~
•"I don't care much about spelling: ma this
morning, but I will this afteracoln, I've spelt it
'with ,my eyes shut," --!
' Do via . know: your • alph4bet .?" she asked.
changing the subject. .
. "Never had.any," was the prompt reply. . e
"I'Pxybti know anything aboutreadiag,l" ,
"I read like—light& ngH!". he answered. - . .
"Let•tnebear .. you read." ._ .. •,, '. ..
"Right out loud ?" . • :., ' , • •
" y
vs :7
i 4
. .
..- "'Pm Ithii(l, it 'will disturb. tliechildren," he
f .,..
Irl.:4§' pereit . ~. . .
"Go.on, let 41,e hear you read;'' . . i ,
• . He looked carefully at. the page, scowled his
brow and read: •
I, sere a lame boy and didn't gct'auy pea
nuts in my stockings Christmas, dune tnyeyeS I
but wOuldn't :make' things 'jnmpiaround that .
houseltext morning .
He handed the hook, back find the •teacher
asked •
"Riehari, how many r
are three and three:?"
• "Three,and , three of what ?" he ingaired;: i
"`Anything." • ,
"It's a gOod • 'according to 511a.t, it is," he
as he Settled bz.ck, kn l f4. that three
and three cats don't make &dog.? !‘ •
"Dtd you ever study geography; Richard-`"
, .
"Ye:on:earn." - . ~ ,
. . •
. .. - .
"What is geography ?" ' • • ,
...
. "It'a a hook:"
"Is the worid.round or flit r .: : ,••
"hill and lioilars," he replied. ', . •
.".Richard, can you write ?" •
•,
• "Write what.?" •
•. ,
"Can you write.youiliame ?" .• - . . ,
~
r'T cr,uki. I. sipose ; but . rve got-. my Italie
without' wri ting• it ?" .. - '
;Tan you writea letter ?".. •
.. • s . -.
"who - to ?" t • . . . , . . .. ..
".ro any one:" . ~. , -- • . -•• . •
"Yes, 'I
could,_ if I had: money to Pay the
postage." ,
.. •. ' . •.- ~. . : • . .
"Well, Aichatil," she sai -in despia . if, "you'll
i l a
haveto‘go 1 . 06 thelower . • yam if you want to
come to school here." •• • ',l ' .--: . '
"I'd inther-stay here." ' . - .., • ,
"But you tan't.".
"I'll bet you this knife agin ton cents I Can."
' She took Idhni.bY the arm tii remove him, but
he laidliiskand On her .. shoulder and-said in a
Warning voice:
jj
- "rlon't get me mad: now; fir r 1 jet- rnl scl
loose - -
•She called the.prineiPal 'down, and ; aslhe 'ap
proached tke boy. he demanded-:-
'"Biiy,:whatare you doing here ?"
"Getting . e,ddicashun !" 'replied Richard.
"YOrt go rieit:doWn .stairs now !" COnt'inued
the . principal .
."Well, don't sass me, fOr-I was never Lore be
fore," replied Bit-hard, Slowly,: moving his legs
• **,jf, r .he ineatit to get down. t . •
took him lby 'the Collar and
ietir.led'him,,.around,•got kicked on the shin and
bitten . . ow. the wriot, and; fpially - landed the
young strident On the walk.
"Now go home," he shented as he tried to re
cover his breath. •
I eddicated ?" inquired Richard.
"Yon seem to he." I • • ;
~(Gimme a dii:domy than I'2
' ''!"You elehr out or 1.1 . 1 have you Arrested?'
"Hain't I, a scholar in' this school 04 more ?"
`,`No sir." I • ' •
VVIIO (bwns this schoolhouse ?" . demanded
the boy,
_ "Ico matter ; clear out.'
"Will you come;out into the yard whereyou
can't hang to at:tithing r asked the boy:,
"33eg,one, I sky." I, •
"Don't draw no Derringer on me 1 " warned
the boy as he. banked off, "nor don't think you
tall scare: Me with any o your bowie-knives."
The principal walked and shut the door
and`after rthe new boy -hi, "Stood there - , 10n4
enough to show that , he , want% afraid he turn
(A and -walked oft, 'growling to himself :
"_l'll get, the foreman of No. 6 to pound that
lellow.ufore he's a 'Week older."
A 'BroGklyn girl having been visited for some'
months by an exceedingly.
_bashful gentienaan
brought - tin the wished .tor
,s.liiitax by the iol
wwing TisFy < He :made any {afternoon tall and
AO!
,life# -. 01194te,!k *siting ihe'rushed into the
ParlOr'9uipPeci f - WAt AlreetAtid said hastily:
.5101 in a ~great:: :b littY',-hav4" an engagement
,w 44 4 ladY frion4l,44d if you come for the ppr
• pose of proposhw -marria g e keel must - be quick
4110
004 it.'' VOdding early in the fell._
— l-
A matter ol .interesti-e.
Itir.Knoti's I wen 101 l
Mr. Knott was about tb sail for Europe. He in
forMed his friends' that seasickness had no ter
'rors for him. He isaid•he hattan infallible pre
ventive of that malady. He bought . itof an
old sailor who had been at sea for forty years•
and had, never be4n sick an hour.
Anti,Knottsaid that when :the steamer:got
'Out on Vie ocean all he had to do was to swal
low a couple - of these ' powders,', and then the
winds.inight.tiowl - and the billows roll; for no
oce.hn. that was ever built could. turn hiSstoin
itch..
, 1 .
~
- . ,
Use clay he stated he enjoyed himself a good
deal talking - s w Mil hiS. Iriendswhile e...tiliQ dOwn
the bay,.and us soon as . the -ship got out on the
open sea and -bean AO roll, he took : a - dose of
the 4ifevelltat tve IPiesently he, began to look
Soletnn• nub then{ he. took another. 4.fter. At
„ bit
he said! his corns I hurt • him, and,.lie thought he
would :lie dotvn on; the sofa, - Then a sickly
look overspread lis; face, and the steward ask
ek- him it anythtng: was ;the, txtatter.L- - Knott
'said he.thOught .;the 'Coffee . they had at break
fast:l must, have', lsagred ' With him'. ' Thew he
suddenly jumper
up and flew to the deck. The
Captain.directed his attention , to• the beautiful
• - • . ,
sunset, but'Knott , Seemed to prefer . to _hang ov
er. thel side of :thy ship, ,With his face :toward
the‘water. Then
3n - the captain asked iiim if he
wits sick, and 11 , said no.; he wns only trying
to see if- they wire yet in the - gulf 'stream.—
Then his' frame wasi convulsed, find :he began
to get rid . ot his gastricluice: - Re seetned*to be
trying to bring tip
,a breakfast that he'ate dur
ing the &intim*, war. After * working• . down
toward it, he . asked their to carry himtOhis
state room, where . he_ gave the steward . a box
containing .the old sailor's infallible preventive
of Sea sickness,ind remarked, that if the Stew
ard would cht4 . that awful truck into . the
ighty Seep, he would, confer a
[nom' . Then Mr. Knott rolled
i • with pallor - iu his. face and
bosom of the m.
favor upon Mr.
over In . bet tit
icl to his corittinion - : -
"Bill don't oti what's his-name Iluoclry . s,xy
in one of his books that the, Atlantic Oeeau is
gradually filling up,So!s 'be dry land some.
dak." . •
;`l. believe lie
- "Well, 13111, when I get. to Europe Pat going
to stay there Until the
over
thing :fills, and
then Pm going drive over .home buggy.
No more. nuvigtion for nte, if you please."
Then he culled for the, steward, iln d the con
versatikm ended. • - •
•.
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Apt Unsynipatitizitm 4Vapter.
•
They' say' th 4 the politician who en thu-'
siasticlu - the,cAtse of his liziity is!hb.poiitician
in allatid this May be the motive Mental pow
.er which forces,sotne politicians to extremes...
'in a charter ! .electii in held in a Western -to
the utli~r day,.6tthushtsm ran high, and both
parties made al lively effort to eet out the full
party vote. .4bout an hour before the polls
closed it Was discovered thatthe leading candi
date on. one ticket was one vote ahead, with no
'prospect that he could score another vote.
The oppusitioh polled its: full strength, but
suddenly remeMberedithat a, faithful Methber
was On abed Ot sickness. A carriav was -driv
en tojhis house, 'and-the. sick ;man's -,wtfe met
the committee 'at . the dooi.
"My htisband is at the point of death," she
.
sadly replied to their interrogatories..
' "enuldn't we carry-him un a•lounge?" quer
ied 6ne of the
!'ne mayno liv«two hours; she replied. ,
"Conldn't tOnr 4us. take hini - on a . bed V'
chntinued the inan.•
"I think he is dying even now t !! she answer=
ed:
"Does he know we ,are here?" . asked the
"Ile is unconscipus," .replied ihe'sick
wife. • '
• '"Dear me !":.,'sighed the man, -as he turned:
away. "I don't see -how he can wilfully anti!
• •
deliberately lie - there .ttud die - when his one.
rbte 'would , scoop ,the opposition iligher.than
•
a kite!"
The Limit.
A._colored man living in Detroithas a•sign'on
hiS house reading : "Meals for eight : :centS:."
The sign utracted a hungry man of color the.
otherday,.and he stepped up and said he would
have a dinner.' A Slice of bread and a howl.or
Water, was p laced on theAable and he was told
.
•
to draw .
up. . -
"That's ad eight cent meal my friend!' •
"I ain't, prepared to sqnate ofr in front - of
no such dinner," growled the stranger, getting
out doOrs.
"It isn't ;no festival, that's true,"", replied the
propribter; t"but when the price is limited
down to eight cents you must expect. the (odd
•
will be lin”ted down: to atAout two courses.
There's bread and there's water, and 'if yoi4
Want to,mar it ten cents 1,11 put oe the pep
per box an a knife and fork." •
. .
An •Eastern paper -having had considerable
'to-say abort •"raising chickens by hand," the:.
Galveston NewS,responds. - "Such inforthatiOn.
•• 1 .
is not. needed at the sonth. ,- The - whOlecolOr- .
ed population' know ' hoW . to . dolt, arid an en-,
tern . ising freedman can 'raise more pullets in a
single: . night,_ on his
..vvi'y'• home -. from . prayer,
meeting, than that 'Ea'stern *editor . Could raise
iiia - yetit%V . ith all hia - iCienc,e."
.
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1, . .
. .
-She wa.4 one of 'those sentimental young
creatures ;who linger at the doorway. to )aid
I L
you good- ye in the starlight, and aittr She
parted fro n him the 'other night, Elif ' i Went tip
•to ber 100 murmuring: "Yes, I would ,kiiow
it was hal d times, by the , Itiud of hair'oll he
uses now,' • , • ',
' •
.•• A: poor ;soldier, whose person 16 supported by ,
two4oo4en legs, was met by friend, *bo
thus aceSted hfm : , -
tity dear fel iow,.
_.:'congratulate you ipon
bayingtifelvoodenlege.
f"- said 'the veteran.
„7 , •:,4 4- 13edause:you can never cateh-co d your,
11-1:E - :DEIRKTAT, - :...T.ULY_ 5,-''' 1876.
& W. TOCOICKERMAN9S
fITA) - KIIITIM 190118
New ratiord,_ Pa.,
• t . . . , • . -..
I '
! ' ' : Can be forma the lariest and best as- ' \
sortment of Furniture ( onaisting of
. , • --: :.P.ARLOR,4
tdITRN CHAMBER, DINreG
'-' ;:s ,i -;• RO ,_,— AND
ITVILE HALL - • * r..
:.to
.• • .P, ••, \ ' ; -,•; :
, , c : ,..; •,, - (~-; ~.., -,, . ~ .. -•. ,:.- ;.
:. to be found in the County, all new :
._, :
and of the late t patterns, . : ;
and will , be sold viery.cheaP for CASH: All • goods
'warranted-as represented.
1 '
H. & W. T. DICKERMAN.
i Feb. :16. 1876,-4m. ; ,
J. El. astatEs. I (4.•BLANDING J. N.. CommoN.
Barnes)Blanding & Co.,
4#40 a44..:0%.4t*.if01t0,
• MANUFACTURERS OF ALL KINDS OF
MARBLE AND; GRANITE MONUMENTS.
MANTLES, &C.
• .. ALSO. • •
t •
IMPORTERS OF SCOTCH GRANITE,
i •
26 Oben:tog° St., Near Depot,
Atarch 8, 1876. • BINGHAMTON. ' N. Y.
' FOR ' lB7O.
JOBI PRIN'TING •
•
A. SPECIALTY.
. .
With ow• four pre.::.:ie's; a large-:assurtnient of
Blain and limey !job .type, herders, inks.papers,
eivab, ete.,. and ;experienced Workmen, , We are
Prepared to do i : . .
,- , ' ,-.
- Ail Muds •or . Job Work
at the LOWEST PWCES. Promptlyi.upon
receipt of 4 4 ,rder, (by mail or otherwise,)
(we can furbish
Wedding Invitations, : •
',Heads, Statmrnen ts, vote Ileads,
Box Label , ,sbox Cards', Admission Tick
', .ets,:Ball Tii...kets, Law Blanks. Anetion .
Bills, Latig.e PoSters, Small Posters,
Bottle L:tblls, Calling (lards:Address '
Cards, Business 'Carob, • Invitation Cards,.
'Pamphlets, klutiihess Circulars, NV rappers, Tags,
•
Dancing Programmes, •
etc.,. etc. • •
lIA.WLEY Cl3l3gtn ,
M
ay 10. •• L , '• • DemcicraCofrice,
GEN'TS eleggant 911] Chromos, X1; . 100 for $3.
.AialL National Chrum o Co., I hila., Pa. 2.1-1 w
'A, CURIOSITY A ter-dollar bill of
1776 sent free •for
stamp. Address l:lurst 47•C0„ 77 Nassau st, N.
r. tr.)
`4. tiginm 73 Oseribers tally: B . ape
literary pr.
I 1.1
On; y k 1 5 , 1 u year. Three $lO chromos
frie. 3inn3 on .k.sponsler. Pubs. Phila. Pa. 27
I\ll, '.3 S ermons
winsa l Pl g rm 00.DYt als from e prayer
verba
tim
retiorts. 500ip*s Just. out. 300 so] before
publication. AGENTS AN•rt.D. E. B. TREAT.
Publillier, t 305 Broatiway, N. Y. . 24 •
• • •
.13SY CIiOMA NtY.or SOUL CHARNIING how eith- .
er.t.ex may faf•rinate and, gain •tbe loye atd affec
tions of airy person they elioose inrAalitlyi This. sun
ple. mental acquirement all can powers. tree, by maiL
for.2sc. together [with a marriage guide. Egyptian Ora-
D remota. flitms to La Wecitiing Shirt;lc;
A queer -- boa., Atitlrcr , a, : T. WILLIAM l'ubs.
Philadelphia. . 2
FRATKLIN HOTEL
• FORTIETIi AND POPLAR - qtS.,' PHILA.
Close to, the Main-Exlitntion.-
Single Lodgings.. "
......- 50 Cents.
Booms with Double Bed..•• • 81 to 62 per Day. .
ThJe Lionae ie.eape•zially adapted to families.
A. J. WEIDENEE CO 26
FOR • • , . .
COUGHS, -COLDS. ITOARSENES,
AND ALL THROAT' DISEAEFS
WELL'S 1. CARBOLIC TABLETS:
PUT till' .ONLY IN BLUE BOXES.
A TRIED AND SURE REAIEDY.
Sold by Draimit.ts generally, and ' 24
Johnston, 110/loway & Co. Philadelphia. Pa.
1876! i .NOW ? 1876!
- o lifehit,rani one of the foremost, tlonrit,hing and
healthy t;t.aes.!
.
.); One Million Acres :
,
of fine (unlink lands for sale by the Grand Rapids
' 1 & Indiana R. R.'
Strong Sac . I Ready 31arkets, 'tura Crops. d
Schools. ,R. A. runs through centre of grant. 8 to;
w
ments all along. All kinds of Productslraised. PI
ir
of water, timber and building materials. Price from
s4' to $lO pertavre ; one fourth down, balance on taw
arSeud for illustrated pamphleti full of facts mad
figures and bp convinced. Addissi - , . '
i _ .W. A. lIG WARD. Comintr.
.13-t-e-o-w: Grand Rapids, Meth •
P. R.L. PlEliCE,Sec'y Land Deputy.
•
I . IT PAY*
any smart man who wishes to make $2,000 a
year on a Capital, to commence in our
linq of tat:;iness. Rooting is a 'speciality. There
is no one in your' county who carries on the,
butiness. )You can learn it tn one; week by
studying °lir instructions, which we.send to all
who asks 40' them, Anymao having $1 4 210 esti- -
itt.l to stait %Atli ; can pus tiottgit materi
al to roof three orilinary houses. - The .41m re-
mixed from sale mid profit on this supply, add•
td to the tie - gular tOr labor as Roorer should
amount to not las than 4,200. An expert titian
eeuhicitsilY , do the 'work in nine woric,ng tlayt`i.
Two pers(,ins ot sunlit means can oi.t togetitat
to advantage ; one' canvassing, _while the other
atteroli W.,the work. Send for . our. book of In
struction' (tree if you-write at once) and stud`
it._ Ask f .ir terms; If you are anal& - to
Vance maney,4 present ' the. -matter to' t4,te
principal 'storekeeper in your place, _and talk it
over with hid ; He will - be glati 'to : furbish tie
stock and divide:the - Prtlfit with you. 'We'wilt
guarantee. Ms territory ..to the tint respnnsibln
sppliennt4 - Address miew• „York— gigue
Roods* Co., Limited, 4 _Ceitas.,St-i N , T.,
and menlion.- 24
, •
- W.33117C7'
(Es;piutramEn n 4 1840.1
Datitchy lc Co,
WHAT FOR?
i.
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11116EST.41111:111ST. 1 :: : :g? - 0111.Wili i -t111,(.011111 I
DRY qopps;,.:cLOTHING 1 ,-' HATS AND Ctris,
. -
_ BoOTS AND. SHQES, NOTIONS,' WALL PAPER,
• • , -!- • -- • ' • - STATIONERY, Ma
: !%*".:4.xx,;',41- . ,:ge.L9o4,7:.Great :Pend,' Pa.
In the
110'411 goodkbouglit with care and
gains pet received.' , .
Country Pridice of all kinds 'marketed in Philadelphia and New York.
"Welcome" to boin'old ind . new customers. ' . • - •. 1
Great • Bend,,: May 10th, 1876.
'01P210115'5
, .: ' .1.,...::::4r7- •. ..!:,,:. •
J. ....V. BRONSON'S:.,
• •-tiOSIC 4; .: JOHELRY STORE„ ••
A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF
; I
GOLD
'WATCHES =LIEN;
• •
AN ENDLESS VARIETY OF 'CLocKs.
Of all pescriptions.
.
NE GOODS COI i STANTLI A RRIVIN \ G.
GREAT REDCiFTION -IN PRICES
This Spring:
A FINE ASSORTMENT.
1
Or Watches, Clooka, and Fine Jewelry re-. 40
paired. on illortl notice and warranted.
Fine Engraving-done.
1.134396.
THE POPULAR DRY GOODS AND CLOTHING HOUSE
U.O . TTNIIU - RG,- , RQSEN-1.A,.U;.‘;1
Is still In Montrose, being established nearly aquarter of a century. and intend to be another. Are carrying the
largest and moat complete Assortment of Dry Goods, Ready-Made. Clothing, &C., of any.otber firm in the
County. Our facilitieq, for buying in large quantities of first hands by. the original rartagefi, and I y having'
resider!. buyer censfahtly in the market,is svich,that it makes it almost an impossibility for Buy new orold dealers
to compete with us in prices. •
M. S. Deseaner, hiving Just retnrned from New. York with' a large stock of seasonable goods, houghtfor
ctah at. the most favorable rates, prices being so tempting that he bought heavier than usual, and mostly at large
Auction Sales. We wi ll , can and shall sell them at astonishingly low figures.
•
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DRY GOODS,! CARPETS, MILLINERY AND FANCY GOODS, .LADIES'
AND GENTS' FURNISHINQ: GOODS,
eLLc 3r - 745. el €) 40 1 czo It il.g
Of our own manufacture: and well appreciated for its anporlor workmanship
Fine lot of Clothe; Cessimers guitinge, for Custom Work. 'Mealtnree taken and perfect 4ttirg rano
teed.- Only rellaablti goods sold that will bear recommendation. Price get furnished on application Ai. our oar
torn. We will say for a?ne and all, that we defy,competion. • ailieepectfully yours, •
GIITTENBIJBG ROS'ENBIi UM •tr. Co.
M. DICSSAUETI;Managifik Partner.
Montiose. April t8,.1876
, P
.
BRONZE. LAMPS OPAL LAMPS, ALL GLASS LAMPS, HAND LAMPS,
• .
BURNERS; WICKS, SHADES, SHADE HOLDERS, &c., &e.
EVERY STYLE ,OP FLi 111‘1).COMM011,-(111111‘1111
.i.LIVX .7 1 4961: 0 1 49.MTNE1.1:0 1717.421..Mt1Et.
Pricsa Guaranteed 04 4ow as any House inßouthern Yew York,
it ddrea by /flipill Promptly Attektded To.
BEsT "
'tt arc vintinnally, ‘t9 9*-.oll(ie, , Ano i. ith 14ur
MEE
•
TOO TYPE'; and YOUR , - .resses-w
...•_.....,„_. v .,„„. 5 .:,.
L4t*i.:1306
MEE
'rice and .quality, either is Plata Bleak 4r aelored
amw Timemwixx...`”
.'acts Better Than Fiction!
OUR STOO COMPRISES , AS. USUAL;
HATS, CAPS, &X:, &C.
S.:M•INER I N . G H Am,Tpw,
WHOLESAiLii DEALER IN
SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS IN
ALSO, MANUIA.OTIIRER OP
PIRINTINO
BUM
-AT
for 'Cash only. Au iinineust line of Bur•
GEO: L. lEIIFIi.
dip His New Store.)
„MATHUSHEK AND CHICKERINO
George Woods & Co's
sr.. 5T.F.112" de) CCO.FI9,
AND OTHER- ORGANS.
J. F. BRONEc*, AG'T,
wi‘iOLESALE AN to', 11 ' 11,T AI L. •
'MUSICAL MERCIIANDISE
Of all Descriptioas. •
SHEET 3IUSIC, INSTRUCTION BOOKS,
etc., etc., ete.
Brick Block, MONTROSE; Pa.
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