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Whe. ft •• an...t
r; tires ` Cain t
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the tate - or
. 11mttriept Odes in ' l ,o4:iit
Our it t itink \
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Fuji to the brini
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`- Of brass t44:1 pass, and; pluck OA,
-fit .//1 .„...
Vhy, he's thefesti;niii lev 11- - -
Im r hat went through ,Oatawarnpuf
And m ade 114:
Viysses' little squirt. •
I A nA pA on Morton's blriody sNit '
1 ' /- Ittatrfted 03411, 4 'ft bun :4) ; ot `gumption;
WallopVit flaYes ontOf'resmnplion;
• Whitened Btitle i r's gory locks,
r , : ), ":464:141t,a black eye 'on Siv'm Cox,
•, Got him ! •
Our Jim--'
r•• -
IN rep,'
*a.x*. ,
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lisv— , --
.;* . yo
131aine • t ` . • .
4 ‘
Of tlie Stitte of Maine:
'please explain 2,
•
TLc SettO
- Falldri'from hislo4
"Li 4
ileo:gujd`puprinte ,oisgviee,;
Failen prone upon,his
The War Departnhent's head.
Lower than the. Indian brave,
Lower than thehonest slave,,
riitwei than thelqiristiin'sirpie,
*Ab hiipe from hint has fled. •
Kicl 1,4 m now that hq is-dowry. •
Kick Grant, forryonr rdpihin,
1 -
Kink him, Senators, and frown_
Upon the fallen man !
l! - 1 Stab hitrr ! iall Ye Congre t smen,..
t3tafit 113'4 neistrten,itlt ybiir jinni;
Stab hin friends and foes, and the
Stab everyone who can.
•
Stone
hitn, oh, ye petifeet ones,
tone.intn, with the hardest stones,
liin,ile6rniifid 4 his groans,' I fr,
~, L., ~Letniereybe forgot.-
Non, who , never yet have erreet; •
1 Arod:.tetn;pta i p.nt.lnei4sti,trre.d,;.,
conicienee . clear .unblurred i
Strike.lorne,_ and iptry-iltn nbt.
d otheitYlie wofse h(n
Othirs full as ibad'may be, , -( 1
,OthetiSteeped titifatnY,' '
/11 . 4 still , be kept of ont
shouting lustily, stop thief,
howl* der, tlfe, fallen chief, F
By holding fOith 'bo'la
Poor-Belknap, the,scape goat:
New. Boy.'
He made his appearance :atOne of the
Vnion.,sohmols the tither morning,. and
arriving iiheact , of time the prevented'any .
feetifigs of loneliness:' from E3,eiZitlS mby
licking three boys. and'riding
. the
it" hinges. He went in the
when the be'l rang, and': ! finding no ecrip4
ty.seat - l i he perchect hittelf on the:W.o47_
the :children rePeated,_the
"LOrd*O prayer" . il3 'concert,:th`e, new boy .
kept . his heel,- -and when they
came to;si ngehe' rgued..ti~at: variety was
Song and attempted'• - to sing
one of his own 7 --one abont a gentleman
and Tneker, .Whe dreamed that':
It'w,ti#:(l4lo; and so f6ith. .T.he teacher
Warned hint to keep • still, and he replied_
Oat he wouldn't_ come • to -that-school if
his‘mnsical-qualificatiOni were to . be over,
k•oked . ,. When. schocil - finally opeUed the'
teucher ~ o tired his. name :and b! gan:ask7
ing'hiut questions in order, to -find ota
itpw he..811411d bP.grilded. •
'"Can you"sp11,?" 'obe asked. •
"Whit kind of :spelling ?" - he:Oautioui§=
ly replied.l • •
- "Spell house, pleasi.", •-.-• -
"Frame or brick hause?" he asked,
"Any kincLof a l lidase." '
- a mortgage i on - it ??•', ". •
• , "You may spell . - pokap you will'," she
amid diving a severe look: i
"man?" . • I - •
• •
".t don't care much about spelling man
thisrmorning, bUt I will this' afternoon.
Yee spelt it with in eyes but
'"Do - you know our Ipbabet ?" she
asked, changing: the 4aubje t.
' -had any,", was I he prompt_re
. 1.4.iD0 you know anything' about read ,
"I read like—lightning!" he' answef
"Let me hear you nod."
"Yes."' - -`
"PM Afraid;.it willdieturb the.children,"
le whispered. ,
"Go on, tet me hear you read." ,
He looked carefulltat trf-page,scowled
xis' brow and read :
"If I'weie a lame boy , and didn't get
any peanuts in my stockings Christmas,
dum my eyes! but wouldn't - I make ,
things jump aroUnd,- that house next
morning!"
He handed the .boo{ bark, ,and the
.
teacher - asked :
"Richard, - lhow DianY_ are, three and
three ?" .
"Three and three:Not .-what-r i
De n
quired. . .
,"ADYtbirtg.7.-] . .
Alt's ac good deal , wbatAit
is;t" to replied; _
settled - : AfiCk.-
know'lbree: tliro ,:eats don't
Dia agog.. s,
"13 , t&you ever - study sgoogiliViiY4tioh,-]
ard ?"
"V
- 19
n/11 - irt.
"Yes. rna'arn.".. '
geography ?"
"It's a book."
"Is, the world roun d
, or 'flat ?"
..,:,..:;41411 and bollerV be replied.
':- - s,lObard, can Yoti`writer
Can yoic - Wrio.Yo"tit name?"
6ould Afose ,• 14ut- I've 'got m
• •
'iJ uyoli trite I.Jot''rt ; '
"TO t•.. 1 _
money to pa
4 it post4elit. I _
","%itelrEtipbartt" , , f , - tibe 4.01 despah
',You',llllraVerftc4 , intj;.oeloa i er rounp
you *ant-to:cdmeld . :soticlol here."
"I',d 1.40 asap , here."
you ca n 't i • „
"f i ll bet you this knife agiu ten cents
can.
'She toOkihim' by the toireMbN
but he laid 'his " hand 'On. her shout
ider i nd paid ina , warning voice :
"Don't get me,madnow,.or I'll let my
felt loose."
, ' I
- ISlls.i_called the- principal down, and its
he a pproached the boy he demanded :
."13oy; what are you doing here?"
"Getting • eddicashun 1" replied 'Ricly•
"You go right down stairS now!" con
tinu'ed the principal.
"Well aon't sass me, for I was:nevr
,
herel before," replied Richard,slowly mop
ing his legs as ii he meant' to get,
- The principal took him by_ the collar
xnd !jerked ltim around, got kicked du .
the Shin and bitten on the wrist, and
final y landed the young student on the
"Now go home he shouted, as he tried
to recover his breath'
A l'ethricated r'. inquired" Richard.
‘\•You seem to be."
tomie. a.,diplorny then 17
u clear ont or I'll have you arrelit-
=MU
't o bi ~•
ed.:l
I a scholar in this school no
mor6
"Nolir." \ • '•
"Who owns this school house ?" de
,
rna'noled the boy. •
"No 'matter, clear' ut."
t" p)11 you came out into ':.the ya l rd
where' you ‘ can't haug to anyttur.g?", - aSk
edthel)oy. - • - • '. l
Don't : diaW, no I)erringer 'on file!'"
the boy as he backed '64 7 4.; "nor
't thinkYau thin, scare me ;
frith any of
I)oiv.'-kisoes.'
pritvcipal. *piked in and shut the
and aft& the,. new_ boy htid. , .sto,ad
‘.e long.enough tu show that, he.'waiii, 't
Lid and walked off, grailed',
get the foreman of Nu. 6 to pouf
fellow afore he's a week older."
.
4'wr4.er'tO the Lousville Courier Jot f
iti;e following aintising_stOry
Aimee shot . followed by loud shri;
,told us that, one of my bust:then, -. Brad,
was hurt. He. proclaimed , his agony : wi
a - lond rtoiee, turned over.. on his
and, commenced kicking so -vigoroul
that the had difficulty in getti
near hirri. i . I
s"RoorielloWl"ssaid the doctor, "s
in - the bladder. - 'Lam afraid it's fatal.'
my God!" said Bradley, "am
dead than r 0 °I
"Keep-up your spirits, my 'boy: Ne;
say said Wpfain Johnson, -kneeli
kindly over trim. •
.the wounded.soldli
feeble; Witt' to niy:) . mother'...ii]
Vdted-liravely,.doing my
face to thefoe and that I thought of.l
when I was, dying ?'".• •.
said the doctor,' with, him,
and a husky voice, will 'write to'
and tell. her, too"—' , - I
sitddenlY springing to ;his t
with an indignant voice he aaid':
confound -it, man; you're
hurt a bit: it is only you're canteen
-is Shcitt...: ~ Get up, will you ?"- .
Bradtiy 'raised - up slowly, • felt hull ;
Al-I.l)ver; and with. an exceedingly fool'
conotenance crawled back to his post
at 'le .
O:' the uproarioui laughter of
'
Months' after thar, - On the march,
iitltht. camp; and, sornetiniesln the ritht,
\ Yon-- - infght-hear a voice in one direc t ion .
deinanding . •
r Whit shall tell yoUr mother ?" land
perhaps half a, dozen .responses,Would
heard,--"Teli her died with my fae to
the tie," and then Bradigy would Opine
out and search for the man who. said it.
• seldom found him, abut `whe
did"there was certain' to be a fight. _
"Zachariah," said Mrs. Chan
"What, smell - is that'?"
li‘ut that other 'smell ?"
"Al !spice."
"But isn't there another ?"
"Yes-;-apples."
"Arid just one more ?"
:'Cider, 'my dear:" •
1"Well Zacharali, said she, if , von
d,i•ink a little ' brandy now you
make a good mince pie."
NiThat is the differenoe between m
ainew novel ?" inquieed , a highly ro
dainsel of her beau. "It is this," Sal'
"A. novel is read because itiS intere:,
you are ure interesting because yo,
An Atherican editor, speaking ofiipir
iinaliglAt - sayth "We': (1, 40 , ;.'44 7 ° an y
mediom.exoept ibeicireitlating ium'
t44 - tb r at has 'become so iOareo't,haiit
Oitir kipt is'43baky."
\"'
rietnittUre Last Words..
I=:===l
-14Ay-y,
mocRAT
THIR
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.I?&PQRT?iNT AXNQUNCEMENT..
4,-
At -. A. fOO.IITESY I
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33m. -sr co o ns,
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MERCHANT - 'TAILORING
. AT OUR NEW STORE, .
No. 21 Court Street.
We Would respectfully annousice to the public that
we We , removed to our new, and , spacious store.'No.
fittcithei of vourt 'and Water streets : and are' filling it
with ittr_StOci. cvf goods-that havejtist'arrived. Our
stock of Dress Goods, Shawls', cto'... are of the very
est Spiing patterns and styles and purchased for cash
when he market was most
,depressed.
In the line of Fancy GoOds, Hosiery, Gloves, Hair .
Qoolltibbons, etc., our stock. is unsurpassed. :We'
have so opened a Departwent of Merchant Tailoring,
niadlWve Just purchased a• large litock of the latest
styles in the line of Cloths, Cassimeres, - etc., and of the
very best.qua'ity. We have employed to take:charge
optlxie ;Department. .lER. T. ',13.'• TAYLOR, long the
leading, and most successful cutter In this city, and who
alwa) gharp.ntees a perfect - At. Mr. Taylor'did the se
, tenting of the cloths. cassimeres, trimmings, etc._. for
this ntip l ament, which should satisfy all that we-have
thelatpst and most fashion:sble styles.
We cordially thank our patrons for past favors; and
promise them and the public generally that we are bet
' ter prepared than ever to -supply anything in our line.
1 ' We !Whit your patronage.
• - :
• C. k A. CORTSET,
Binghamton, April 19,.1876.
~'"~v_4ZN.y'
ROMOVED AND ENLARGD:
:,1,
to the,building, tour doors above the First National.
Ilankl Public Avenue; (formerly occupied by E. P.
Stamp.) NO ere I have enlarged my stock of '
.. ' - 1 -
Groceries , Provisions - &c.
I Wylie cinnp4ition bot
in qualityand price. Please
e a call and be
give m convinced that I can do you goOd:
NN ILSON J. TURRELL.
Montrose, April 26,.1.,376.—y.1.
firuyoso tibscribers Caily. \ Beet literary paper.
ULII el On'y $1 50 a year. Three $lO chromes
free. !:111unyon &Spousier, Pubs, Phila. Pa. 20
A GFN TS For best chance In ;tile 'world to
coif) money. Addreas 11. S.
SAFETY Cla i r CO. Newark, N. J. - 18
AGENTS Wantea for, THE CENTENNIAL 8008
OF %BIOGRAPHY, or the lives of the peat men of our
first Y 100 years, send for eirenlars. P. W. ZIkO
LER co., 618 Arch street, Phila. 20
. .
0 DY -•
M 0 1 S - Sernions , .and prayer mooting
talks fromthe-Trib.uns verbs
-
iim reports. 500 pages, $2. Just out. 3f410 aol before
publicatldn. AGENTS WA NT LD. E. 8. , : TREAT.
Publisher. 605 Broadway. N. Y. ' 1 . 20
. Taylor's
SOMITHING NEW F
_ Patent orAg Sa n f L e s ty . Lock sug
Door Fastener. safe protection against burglars. Br
erg family wil buy. Apply to D.. L. GI/MI(3BIT,
3larOrAgent, Concord, N.
- 10SYCHOMANCY.or SOUL CHARMING. How oith
,er tze..x may fascinate and gain the love and affeo
tionS oil any" perion they choose instautiv Thitfam
pie. Vnentul - acquirement all can possess. Wee , by mini,
for 24c. together with a marriage guide, Egyptian
on
tie. Dreams; flints to-Ladiea, Wedding Night Shirt,&c,
A qui.er book, Address T. WILLIAM CO., Pubs.
Philadelphia. 18
s„t FP iN ' Aomers wanted for a new ousinees,ln
N../ • Which any Man or Woman can easily
i $
1 0 make $5 to $ lO- a day. One lwho had
never , canvassed befine. made VISO in
' A . : one hour: an. experienced- agent made
-
$72.75 in 15 hours. Particulars free. C.
AT; A. CLEGG, ManageE. 69 'Dunne St. N.
- 1) A ..11:'- •Y. "We ` know C, A. CLEbcf lo be re
.
r ap
i d n think ucet n h e
n e
t z
su RE 11 ) r o s n zg ib e l lL lt e n x d tr r a e f l i i
r a dina ' '
.:--N''.lY Weekly Sun, April 19, 1810. . • 19kw3
ver
. 1) g
imi
her
self
lish
iOh
the
and
ged
sting;
U are
miscellaneous.
I have removed my
GROCERY STORE;
Dandy &
, . •
An a'gentjtgt cleared $199 first three weeks selling the
Ano bei, SSO. first days. over 50,000 eopioA or this
Standard Life of the Veteran Eiplorer, aold, 150,00
more needediby the people. A boik of matchlessinteretit
prolasely• Wm.:tutted. and very cheap, A royal chance
for meets. For prbof t termz.,ad4 rest!, lElubbard
4 3§ausom it., Phila.ll<
. .
. .
FoR. - •
COUGHS. COLDS, 'HOARSENESS,
• i AND ALL THROAT DISEASFA .
' 1
WELL'S CARBOLIC *TABLETS.
PUT UP ONLY IN IiLIUE BOXES.
A TRIED AND SURE ;REMEDY.
Sold by Druszgiets general'!" atd - 20
Jobbston, liolloway & Co. ' Philadelphia. Pa.
THE GEEktEST SELLING CENTENNIAL BOWIE,
EIUNTRYIiERCES:
Rich and complete in our thrilling history of lc* years;
and]grand in vivid descriptions of all our mighty see
sources in agriculture,commereminerale,rnanufacturese
'finances ; government, curiosities," natural wonaers,
work: of , "rt. etc. Richly illustrated and cheap.. A
spitynpid of the orld's e-most nation No
other book !ike IL Outsells mere hlstmies five to oue..-
Agarittk wanted quickly. Address, HUBBARD BROS.,
7Wfiantorn • 16
AGENTS WANTEDiFOR THE
ENTENNIAL '
HISTORY ,__ ~.
OF E • S
TH
0 _
•
The great interest in our thrilling history makes this
the fastest selling book ever published. • It contains a
mll account of the Grand Centeimial Exhibition.
tIAIITIO2I.—OId, \ Incomplete and Unreliable works
are heingtirculated'; see that the book 'you buy con—
laths 442 Fipe Engraving and 925 pages. .
Send for circulars gild extra terms to Agents.
Address, National Publishing Co., Phila.. Pa. 20
IT PAYS
ma
any smart man who wishes to make $2,000 a
year on a small capital, to coinmenee in our
line of business. Roofing is a speciality. There
is ono one in your county who 'carries on the
business. You can learn it, hi orie week by
stutingour instructions, which.we send to an
who asks for them. Any man having $lOO cap
to start with, can pun base- :itotigli mated
alto roof three ordinary houses: The sum re
alized from sale and' profit on thii supply, add-
ed to the regular pay for labor as Roofer,should
amount to not less than $2OO. An expert matt
couldeasilydo the - work-in nine working days.
Two persons of small means • can join together
W advantage ; one dauT assing, while the other
attends to VIE. work., Send for our book of is
sttuctions (free if you write lit once ) and : stuey
it. Ask.for terms. If you -are unable to ad
vii,nce, the . money, present the matter to Ake
principal •storekeeper in your plae,e, and talk•it
over with him.. He will bellad to furnishihe
stock . and 'divide the profit:with you. We will,
' gnarautee . the territory -to the 'first respOnsible.
applicant Address New York. Slate .
I,lltoolltnjk sited,'U Cedir . 814 li s4 ri
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1.576.
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LAW
DRY: , o.ooDs-,-1 cLpTitiNqe, I-gitys - ;jp;.p ;,:c.4l:•k
BOOTS AND SHOES, NOTIONS, WALL PAPEg, „
1 . STATIONERY,
In the . : 4 "iiENIIEII4 .- i ;stippTK.: l 7. - g.tea;t:!. l T4oti; Pa.
. '
Mr All goods bought with, eAte'iiid, for - cash only,
gains just received. "i; t-, L. , "
Country Prodgcs of all kinds Iffarketed .in• Philadelphia and . 'New York.
"Welcome",.to: both old 'and new customers.
Greate - Bend, May 10th, 106.
ti)taaTlPA OP punt
J.
.V, BRONSON'S,
music- ii..JEWELBY S TORE. ' .
LAII6E
GOLD AND 'T'
w'ATCHES
• SILVER tt F "
ORkIGN
..M „
AN ENDLE' VARIETY ORCLOCKS
xm‘xrmi_irklr
i
t 1
, • ir all Descriptions.!'
NEW GOODS; COI , . STAN TLY ;ARRIVING.
Gitigivittiou.carioN '161'4 FAKES
A FINE ASSyRTMENT. \-
b'Watches. Clocks, and Fine .Thvvelry i re-jfl
pairee on ghort notice and warranted.
Fine Engraving done.-J
3.81314.
THE POPRIR DRY GOODS MD CIOTIIING
GUTT 7 ETI3'.U . 6 I ,.._.*OENIITTJ: . .AI
. - . ,
Is still in Mordnise, being established nearly a quarter of a centnry, and intend to be another . .
iAre•carrsing the
largest and mosecomplete assortment •of Dry Goods, Ready-Made Clothing, &c., it c.. of any oilier firm In the
County, Our facilities for baying in large quantities q first. hands by the original, packages, and ) y having*
reeidentbuyer constantly is the market,issuch,that It makes it almost an impossibility for guy ucw or old dealers
to compete tv,lth ns in prices. , • , : ,
M. S. Dessauer, having just returned from New 'YOrk , ,,wtib a large. stock of seasonable goods, bought for
cash at the most favorable rates, prices being so tempting that he bought heavier than usual. and mostly at large
Auction Bales. ' We will, can and shall sell thein at astonishingly low figures. •
•
DRY GOODS, CARPETS;I4ILLINViktY, AND FANCY GOODS -LADIES'
4, •
AND GENTS' FITRNISHING GOODS, ,
•
e 4 4 "Sy' MEt 4:1:e c• t g
• • , , ,•
„ . .
Pine_lot of Cloths, Cassimera sad Fnitings, for Custom, Work. Measures taken and perfect littink pilgrim
eed. Only reliable goods sold that will Pear :recommendation. Price MP furnished on application lir our cue
om. We wines'', tor one and all, that we defy competion. Itespectfully yours,
. .‘
GIITTENBURG AIOSENBA'OM & Clo.
,
Montrose. Mirll 13, Itrt6.
4
;'• A. S. MINER - BINIGHAIVITC N
' . I
' WHOLESALE DEALER IN ' '
BRONZE LAMPS, OPAL. LAMPS, ALL GLASS 'LAMP§, HAND LAMPS,
BURNERS, WICKS, SBADES, SIIADE HOLDERS, 4. 4tc.,
EVERY- STYLE OP FLINT AND COMMON- CHIMNEYS.
SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS IN
• . •
ALSO, MANUFACTURER , ; O.1?: , • •
Atavro,
Pricei Guaranteed as L'io as any Souse inEliuthern Arno - pork:
_
'Address by Mall Promptly Attended To. 1 ' March 81 1 1876; A. S. RIINI R.
BEST JOB ?RIFTING
large Stook of JOB TYPE and FOUR Printickg-Prisses., a ihrls Ciancpetion
J. -
Bath .la' Price and Quality, either' is plaid olsoit ac Colored Work.
The President of Abe BUY=
this in S I OLLEtIi I PU114)&14:1184 mu
meals arrangement's° =at pasties to alma wiring e progress o the
UNITED STATESIEMININIM; - :111RBITION
......Tegood board at the ',roma tote restes,lt Will take at Wit • asereirietteptiOro_as
Ojeda of Interest bet all parts of Mu, world and tids can alaikba damn mut fin basurdays. lour
cat
`l"l=BguAlc="listal. N° ""*"1, Htftfaftr#C44,4l.o
esti bepr ig era Ata oviare i
flak", • 4904004. aril& rldlidalo4l6l4.
4 . ° c . ;IMPa 141POIM,N-tl4.*;.je-,
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OD DIST
-AT--
ENT', Or.
`,This Spring:
Fa,cts Better,, Than. Fiction!
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OUR STOOK COMPRISES AS USUAL,
r ' • I
i Of our owa minufaCture and weH appreciated for its superior workinanshiP
. i
'HATS, CAPS, &C.." Ite.:'
We are continually , adding•Aew material to our Office,. and ,w.itit our
--AT--
=ME
1 or a l *t. t
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ISSORTMEIT 1M INE
MATHIISHEK AND
George Woods & Co's
AND OTHER ORGANS.
J.' F. BRONSON, AG'T,
M=MI
Of all Descriptions •
SHEET. MUSIC, INSTRUOTION BOOBS,
,Brick Block,
March 92d,18gt,
C) M"
An iron entise line of Bar-
GEO. LENItEIM.
New Store.)
EtAla 0 SI NI
.T. gis cc:).Pa,
WIIO . LESALE 'AND
MUSICAL MERCMANDISE
etc.; etc.,•ete.•
MONTROSE, Pi.
M. 9. :DESS . A.CFE4„Mannipg l'ar tops.
'AT TUC • Et 4 T ALATES
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