Pogr !Little Jet!.
!•-1,• - ; : • P. .;• •or;
drop yet treit, - *lde open Joey;''; •
yoU sampin kreat., ! , .1' 7
' ll-6 4 1darned gigWbater
butt you take no intirest •?•''W file I '-;(
know'd Yofildlike
441't 'them scrumptious'? WU% them high?
Tears My boy'?'.'Was them: (r jdey;?.
'There—poor little 4ee ci.y.
was skippin' past, q winder •
:• Where a' hang-up lady sot,
anionget,a lot of bushes—
"' Each'ene cliinbin' from a
Every bush had ,flowers on it+
Pretty.?-, *ebbe nevi 0h,1n0,!
"!„i'VVish you could &seen 'tut grovin' f ,
It was sick a ettinnin,"show. l
Well 1 thought of you, poor feller,
Lyin' here so sick and weak, •
Never knowin' any ,comfort,
• And I puts on lots o' cheek. - •
fiSissus."'sayi I, "if yoti please, Eanni,.
Could:tax you for a rose ?
For my, little•brother missus—
Never seed one, suppose."
• • •
'Then I told her all about you
,I.bringed you up;---poorloe I °
(Larkin women folks to do
Such a' imp you was, you know— •
tin you got that ksVfal tumble,
Justas I had broke yer in 1' '•
(Hard work, too,) to earn your livW,
' ,Blackin boots for honest tio.
How that tumble crippled of yoii;
So's you couldn't hyper much— r
How it hurted when I seen you .1
Fur the first time with yer etuteh;
• "But," 1 saya,."he's laid up now, mum,"
'Pears to weaken every , day. ;" ,
joe, she up and went to cuttife--, '
That's the *liov( of tb l is bokay.
.Bay ! luseems to me, p i le feller,-.. •
• You is cfiiite yourself to night
Kind o' chirk—it's been a fortnight
Senee yer eyes has been so bright,, ;
Better 1 Well, I'm glad- to hear it i
, Yes ; they're,.mighty Pretty, Joe,
Smeltin' of made'you happy.?
Well; I thought it would, you know.
Never see the country, did you
Flowers, growin everywhere ?,
Sometimes .when you're better, Joey,
Mebbe I kin take you there
Dowers in heaven ? "M—Ls'pOe fib
DUI3IIO mue.h about it, though.;
A'n't as fly, as wot - I might be
On them topical, little 4oe. I
- But 'IIEI4 it hinted. somewhere
That in heaven's golden gates • ;
Things is everlastin' cheertul— , .
B'lieve that's wot the Bitle states.
Likewise; there folks don't , get hungry; :
So good people when they dies,
rinds theinfielves well fixed forever ~
Joes.iny boy, wot ails yer eyes?
Thought they looked a little sing'lar,
Oh, no Don't you have no fear •
Heaven was made foriiiieli pu
wot makes you look so•queer ?
llere—wake up .1 Oh, don't look that way :1
' ' Joe ! My boy , Hold up your head !
Here's, your flowers; —you dropped 'etn. Joey,
Oh, my God I tan Joe be dead ? •
His Aristocratic Feelings.
At noon yesterday,a r ioung man of good looks
but poor raiment was arrested onJeffemon ave
nue for dninkenness. He.winted . to Mahe his
Way . to the Central Station , alOne, and when
the officer wouldn't allow it he tioughito.ecim
pkomise by eating:
"Then don't take me down till dark l'
And atter being 'registered by thncaptain the
prisoner asked what,clutrge was placed against
his name.
"Drunk," said the captain.
,"Nothing but drunk r' exclaimed the prieon
et.
t. siN o 2l . • .
"Make it 'highway robber) I" he pleaded,',.
"Can't do it—,-yoiare dunk" ,
"Make it hurgi4ry.r" . continned . tir . .prisoner,
his face expresiaing the greateatio;nxiety:
`.`But you of nothing but cinuaken-
nese , '• ,
I know it, but , won't yOu respect my 'fee4-
lags 1" asked the prisoner: 1
"How ?" asked the captain. ,
`Any common man gets drunk, but I came
from a good family, and I know how it'll . .hurt
the old man tO,flod r W
ve got don to common.
Make it—Make it—="-
"1 ean!t,", interrupted the captain: .
"Mahe it the Nathan murderer and I'll give
pm ten dollars 17. exclaimed ; the excited and
anxious 'yguzig man. I • •
And when they wouldn't he sat in hiti eell
Intl wept At his degeneration.'
COlored Forel otight.
YesterdaY, as - we were paising , a street be
tween the - Atlanta Medical College, and one on
which aintrnber of negroeS Lreside, we heard
an old negro ceiling out to blir wife: •
-roMlinda dlaa , chickens coral*
smoke,house like 4 Weyer ?" • ,
4 !lgp I an 4 j, ltkil to, *
know Whlt's de, -matter
wid you, dakyolt*to tiekler,t dent chick'
tag all aVonce'f" she replied; /, ,
44 111e13ber you mind I .I knOwsils hat's de mat'-:
ter, and lox's Huff till em )4 c ki ns is housed I
When hettradat' deal nigger, ober der
Aext"yar4'is Irvine to boil) :a party
,to-morrow
niEbt,!. wants'', to be short dat my chickina
doesn't'tind)t, you bear 'ini
The chickens Were t at once locked Ilk.,
Some oriebas:remarked i i iOnanwhere; that
is a luttiaronanight to behold a physician at
tending his patient's Inneral ; so like I tk
tailor taking home,his work "i -
.geittlertutii•reeerited;.-ii from a
friend,eri ;landed It to .his *lie: • ~ :IDearratt"
size 11 0iek) , 2:-"4 o * : g . erki4g
writes ' • ' —••-• • •
The yoontwoinao who 'was, -"driven't4
traction) VOW Aelwris yo.to w;le
back -7
tr „_
414°'111.1;,110A, I - '!aiii 1). iliepe„r 10 11_1
for reiliti. 1,44,,
~... 4o l lls4iSOf) - 6 11 - air
J r - 410 --filYria -, -
•,, , - --.. #4 ~ o,MY,.;4,eeliitOe'' •,-,:, ,ti li.,i)
Pinite VOUS*
ariif
I - . Blitd putelinitifft
The ;other day a sjraidelnipd . qc F pv i pt,
‘ed On a ii6;eez: tninty brit ; giving him, 4., tnd
dog*: note. Tae Grocer examined it , nd est d ,
4 1'801o;whtres. did you get , this Obt.e?" , :
I , 44,,finke , 4 9 10 r, replied - .
tlielOt lten!..?,M,l`dnn ' it, fdli t e gooi, hein ?".
it ood tl ; oinksvered:the grocet,]"why you're a
lucky man—that note is worth 4 4 10 : 50." 4 .- •-'
"10 dot so ?" . °
lon see the :alstiatdre err here, don'i
ep
'Tose tinft like a , : corkscrew;. mit vorms
Yah:*
~,T
Velgtbat' Spume &signature.
Mr. New -le , now Treautrer of tb4t
United States. Well and notes; signed-by Mr.
Bpi ner at'etetting se'*e,apd l iieciple are pay
'inifive percent. more , -for ' , them the:refer the
Pe issue."
! Lsh -1
fr!Tes. Let the see yonr Why, every
o 4 of thein is a Spinner.: ; 3lan Wive, your for.
tunelir , made."
n "'pursuance of the grocer's advice fir.
Scli t ineldef called at the E3nb-TreSsury • SAturday
afternoon to get die prerriiurn, on his:pub.- 7
-What:Same.% he had it `is!liniptissible to state,
but pbivas seen later in ~the - ei;ening lurking
around the streets by *fifth the grixer`must go
home, and on being accosted by an acqUainten
ance the following conversation took place: },
"Der peeples von. Sharmany tights ye'
heir.?" ' p
"Oh, yes! the Gernians'are unquestionably a
military liation of the first class. 7 •
"Some big fights hein? - Leipsic ?" •
. f Y Ut , 4 ,
"Und ShadoNia, und Sceniggratz, und Vort,
und Mars la ToUr, and Grarelrotte, und 83-
-dal) ?"-\
"Of course, of 'course." , •
"Dose,yas big battles,• and der Deutsch
licked V' -
' a"Ve,l you yust vait tilt dat grocery slitore
shuts mit himielf- -our' T und you 'saw von'
Deutsch victory vot, makes you forgets all dem
little dings." , '
At a recent; trial in the 'Elko, county court
ourYriendßiShok, of the Humboldt.:hrewery,
was balled as a witness. Bishoft is one of
tha of Elko, where he ha,S, been in
business since the town was started; in the win
tek 'Upon being sworn ; Counselor
itand *one Of the'attorneys in the !case, whn,bY
the way, is also an old resident of -Elko. said : '
BishOff, where do you ,
`Where - treside'r, Whet Thr yoe: ask. me such
tool-sal thidA .• You'idrink at my place more
as , a hundreil times." •
'"That has nothing to. do 'with the case `
on
trial, Mr. ilishoif. Stateto the inry where you
reside."
. , ,
shureyst (je . shuiry jitninit
effertgentleman on dii shurry his, a string ut
marks on'_ mine cellar door just • like • a rail
fence.",j
His Honor here interceded in the counselor's
liehalf and in a calm, dignified manner request
ed the witness to state where le resided.
j' "Oh, excuse me, Shudge. You drinks'at'my
:p , lace so many tithe and pass memotings,
'dinks you know old Bishoff, vat keeps de iirew
ery."
Ule. Lucid Explanation.-
A Chieago'woman wo bad leen reading
about the whisky frauds in tbelmper turn e d to
her•busband last night and inquired
"My dear, What do the papers mean by ay
lug that it mah has 'squealed ?"
Virhy,\ replied the' man lottily, "they mean
that some muuber ,of , the ring has 'preached'
on the rest. -
"Preached on the rest ?" exclahned• the wife ;
"now what does that niean ?" - .
"Whys it means that he's--he's bloWed on
'em.' , t . • . . . ; -
\ 4 ,Thawed on 'em r , - . .. - ' •
` l , 4 Yes ; you see' he's givea'eruoFll7!!
"Given them away I", .
"Why. of course-Awn mit ? , Can' t , you Ul3;
derstand anything? do you think I am, an una
bridged dictionaty ?" continued, the husand
iMpatiently. "It means he's let out on. 'em
gone back on his pals,--squealed r -you know?"
The woman did . not seem "quite satisfied with
the man's lucid explanation brit nhtiiihingi
to appear ignorant in her husband's eyes, she
recnarked, "All4es; I seer and forebore fur
ther 4uestioning.
, ,
It. was midnight. 'Vol , young • roari had farer
welted himself out, and. Eutelittithadlock,ed,the
door 'and, was untyiug her elyifi, ` wh , en Ler
matheriaame down bedquilt around
her, and .said :
"yiranted to creep up.istamiwithour t myhear
ing you, eht;,Didn't think knew i t was an
lio4r after tniduight;_did your
The ,girls. had no reply, and tjte inother co)1-
tinned :
'"Did'he profhlatil.bis "‘
''"Why—mother editexelaime tlanghter.
.1 0 You can 'Why,:mOtber'• allyou want t 6 but
don't I know that, be baa been Coming'bere for
the - I4t,year? -- Don't I know that you've Niro
ed '4:O at least fOur tOna of coat courting around
heti?' . ,
- 1 3711e.ghl got her. fahomeff,,.and the mother
'stofrid in the stair door, and asked :
4 Elneliae, have you got ai3y
"I guess 'so."
"I guess you-likiyeret. I jilst wislk that a fel
ler with ralso ~stel: 4 ! lnd a
~10153, on 41.5 emu
.•
vnt 09n4p r
, ,
you'lcnow wlibt
wouldliappe'n, Blue *l-F-
-I .s!Vrelti I'll tell: - i011; fsErsd, eilnie
sixty days or - he'd get out thfairks'insion+ilikes
fr goat jumpiog or: suttflowerseeds."
tre.ratific viet 4 ttitedlto Sfiet,ipiCrlit.c4l
That Judge.
!!!dfffe Prapcse.
I.IM t.T)RMOCRAT4 - : - '* MARCIti '49; 18781'
3'z - , Y!! - ' . i .. Iftelir-Adiertiseirwn4i--,i,
1,8,1112WELE::il'08 RF 11 -
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: 1 , 1, Ew STOCK ',OF
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if
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PL •
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TABLE LINENS, TOW
. ELS NAPKINS
and household
. • : ; . Furoistilug j
• Goods,
A large assortment, and cheap,
LADLES' AND CHILDRENS' 'MERINO UNDERGAR
MENTS, MERINO AND ( WOOL HOSE. FELT
SKIRTS, GLOVES, Ate,' C. ALL SIZES
• - AND QUALITIES • 1 -4 -
Prices to snit, At G. R. So
MILLINRRY GOODS, RIBBONS, FLOWERB, FRATM
• ere, BLACK AND COLORED, SILK AND oOT- L
TON VELVETS, TRIMMING SILKS. •
A fine variety, At G. R. & Coie
DRESS AND CLOAK TRIMMINGS, LA\CES, 'FRIN
GES, BUTTONS. SILK TIEs, CORSKTS,..EhI
DROIDERIES; ZEPHYR, WORSTED . ;
r • r AND FANCY YARNS. CAN`, •
PASS, NOTIONS :AND
STAMPED PAT- • r<•-.: • :; •
• TERNS, • r . .
Always In grtat variety;' Ai 0, IL'A.Pci p
, ,
DOMESTIC. GOODS, BLEACHED AND BROSIM
o'SHEETINOs AND•SHIRTINGS, CANTON PLAN , ;.
NEM, CALLICOES, DENIMS, TICKINGS
AND CHEVOTT SHIRTINGS. AL
.- • -.,:: AYBA, .FULL ASSORTIKENT, -, ',
. THE MOST 'POPULAR - '' " ..
BRANDS,
. .
Ar!dpriOsitcfstiit the Hines - ' At 0, R. &Ca's.
CARPETS, OIL - CLOTHS. MATS. DRUGGETIgG
FURS, FURS, FURS, BTPFALO ROBES, HORSE
BL4NBSTS; LAP ROBES, 41 . c. &c.
'Cheap ' & Co'.
iadm-l Y a t (Clothing.
ken and 'hays' ready-made 'snits,. a large stock.' Cop:L
ante assortment of beet - gnoda, warranted to give. sat
isfaction. Prices to suit the times at g.'4.,.,11c0'A.
OVERCOATS 1 OVERCOATS
iFor Boys', Youths' and Men. All eorte. Qualities lint
t r ot c s es from $3 to;sBe. Supply your !rants at G. R, &
Our Custom Departamt.
. _
Large stock of fine ciuseimeres. mail' and Beavers.
Measures taken. good fitting- and werlunenship guar
anteed. Prices. fully 20 per cent. lees than out of town.
Call and leave your me asure at G. R. 0 'Co's.
• #
7. iumashlivo Q 0 0498:
Gents furnishing goods.. White and „colored cctton
Shirts, . Wool and Merino Wrappers and Drawers,
Flannel and merino Hose, Hunt Jacketso:Comforters,
Ties, Bows, 'Mailers. Gloves Trnnk& Satchels, &c.,
&c.", the largest variety in . toviv, at G. B. & Co's.
HATE' HATS I CA.1 4 8 I, OAPB
At a. R. & Co'.e
GUTTENBERG, BO SENB ikUM; & -931
M. .9: DESSAlifilt,ll.ansglng rartner.
Montrose. September 29th. Igls.
tARTFR;' , ABOOTT: I COHNtiON.
Witalesa le and Retail Dealiors in
RON, STEEL, NAILS, BLACK
SMITHS' 'SUPPLIES, - FARMERS'
AND MECHANICS' ,TOOLS..
MIME
weatoal
SEAT
,1 1 _ rlus color Blltl'Atlzß AND
-vavi istmovED
garCALL Arts Six th,
T ARBELL HOUSE., . 1
'„i!!rasrrsorgs . ,cptY&iMlPAmi-
I- . •
tirONTA?PitirP/Ortfi*lLF • ""
,7 i,t :•
JOHN S. 4 1 1 4.R8EL -PROP R " "
~ „ rtizA ftpp . l i,t,)
Stupcis And liaelfollare te#F l lt,l4;.4 et.itlYd4-
n - ettintt rt.!) littiztrOvi Railvntt;itke'Lohyb:
t•ft. 1.4.4 W; ii;
April 10711, ;. .
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I
01 1111 1 t if -: ;:; ' 1
. .
, 11-;COQL
LEN: SHAWLS, CLOAKING%
,CASKAIERES, BEAVERS
AND 'CLOTHS,
AND PLAIN WOOL AND
)HAIR DRESS GOODS, BILKS ,
POPLIN'S, CASIIIMERES, • fi
DRAB TE. DES ALPA
- PAS, BLACK, AND
( • COLORED,
S ROSE 1311 AN KETe:
•
AlletllES 13ED SPREADS, '
W 001; '`..ABLE SPREADS,
i-,,H,ARD:WAOE i
[: e ii.
Agents tor
3 :3
diuss stia'cAt ;
PEEP. )U:rT:ER:'•
811 , Wa P hin g! A4 9 3 tIs ;
BING.II4ITON, N.
4 1 75.-24.
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110111:
1 -7 `
At 0; R. &
At G.R. &
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MIONINIEVE
" pa f;
F
" Mardi • Now. 1 4•1)
01..roitty - 1303E141
9
,
•
GEOR
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returned ir : 9v2 - 14‘eTw . .torli livith a laree aatt Complete iiiieci.r**l,
Na,'.
• , • ~ ~, ••_.,,, . .‘ •
DRY:i"pobasy: t=ti
Riling
his large '
,temporary on .
Ihe National — Lintel grorinds. th a n
remain tieri . until 9ur ne
BRICK STOTtE'T§ COMPLETE 9LD.GROUND.''
ri • •
•
Onifitock is hew tint' bought; with care. We willp as - 'nerefofore, offer the largest
• - .'• assortment and best bargains in the county.'
ilaf'Butter ard Produce shipped.' Highest price and prompt 'returns guaranteed,
Money advanced when , deeired.-
GEO. L. LENIIIIIIt
.•
' Gretit - Bend, ,Tniy:- 4875.
• ,
024E1M - ICRI . DitrP - ;*:.. MATHUHEK ,r AND .CHICKEOING
)IZONSON'S'
-
MUSIC I,EWEIRY, STORE,
A !ARCM ,ASSOALTS/EIIT
SILVER V T ATCII.ES ME M.
AN Efirtli;ESS V AffiertbP'CLoCkS.
. - 17iiii:'4 .. * . '3_;ii=ili•
• Of all DescriptionB.
NEW GOODS : CONSTANTLY ARRIVING,
f*EAT. RF:14140'641111.. jSI PRICES
• ,
FINE A§SORTifIENT.',. •
t€ _ :: j,.
• • = 't.— ,
Watches. 'Clocks, and Fine Jewelry re•Aill
pairee, on short notice an d warranted... ,
Fine Engraving d one. ' :
= ' • . , r,
1870. , i•
lI:CENT*NNIAI 11
At E. McKenzie's Cheep 0.a:§1). Storp,
'ARRIVAL
GREAT-REDITOTION IN' PRICES.
THEY
EtERi ARE:
Best quality Prints * B,y cts.
Pin cat Path% us Prints, ttew to 8 ctS.
Good yard wide Bleached Muslin; •.. cts.
Fine yard wide Bleached Muslin 9 to t° cts.
;Fine Unbleached Muslin • *- • Bcte.
Heavy Sheeting ; . cts..
Ilfediuni Sheeting. i...; .... . . '
&Ins Striped Sbirting.,;. - 7 cts.
Splendid Black Alpacas
....80 to 85 cts.
thadies'llirse, worth $8 00 box • 2'oo
Linen flandkerchids. worth Wets 25 cts.
Newstyles Ladies Ties, splendid. q u alit y, in new
colors - • • - • 25t0 8b :ctit.
A large lot of Dress Goods, worth &I to 50 ct5....,25ct5.
New "scYlealltatles. Collars. and CO*.
,Nevr lot,Shirt Bosoms, , loiVer than ever. Iteadjwinaile .
Wallneiltta Shirts. tinlanndered at a great bsrualtt.
ta l filiZM and IP, 6
•"; cs , MASIKED NAY 1:10W • -
in Janda, ot wOßgTb•alld Olirikrt(ao.o6l
• ,--.. 7 2 • ;„;. i
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r 3 i . "
• •INT9.P I
,HAPt I: 14 / 4 A ;4 41 - . ' • i
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LINT 0101110-N calk:l/IL
IVRY
t ir -i.,
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***o-: 1 44*_0 1 40 , Laixps, AU Xitni*
,_l3lri:okS,. hades Shitclivigoidoit 4111c:c '4l4e.
11 1 1 X1V
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A:1411 ; Vir.49.14,711.:
1
any PIM Ou/lierAlireto York •
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Adares!i'py Illuti:lP . r"ott4)i47 A Atendea w rd). " Marth 31; ice.
BE
ST JOB !PRIfill'ING.. • AT TUE iLOWEST -IRATEQ
- We,4ro cpatiOutiliy.fulditig 1143 W itukt44lo:tik our ()Moo ; pinq ,witik our
fat )t - 4 ; -41/ 11;::
.1:4L,02, , • , , 6'
StOblr,',of.4o)3. wY,r4 AO VP 6 inutiq ihegsti ty'Comepatlos
11. ' 1 44 1h- Prit* or Coloied -Work.
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I 1 : 11' 0 )411 3.8 ' .• l : * 3 it P 3 a.1,6i ht.{ Ali
Iffiseglansons Advtrtisemanis:'
- • , '.04 , Ik+ , • A '
OtlQ4 ;
',lEats. S e
Bpripk.:!
NEW GOODS,
,AND A.
- _AI O BO
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t
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George Woods & Co's
J.,. F. B RON SON, AG?T.
4 Of all Descriptions. •
SHEET' MUSIC, riTSTElfiiiiON` BOOKS
Buck Block, MONTROSE, PaV
March 23d, 187 i. .
4 1"23C.1El
sas Commenied
MQ/4TROSt I::`
LOT
A LOT 0,1 1 Xlll4;'N'S & '
.CHILDREN'S
A VIHIETV'OF CLOTHING
Suitable for tbe $616011,1011 be, sold
AT AHOUT HALF kTRICE.
`,, - ;' , ;., .:"'"7 -- r• - 7 ---- :, - i ;
NEW ' 'Sp!ingltiv•les,
4411'5' CHATS
,
b'eauiffill ,`an .: Cheap, 1
"
•
All ttitr4: (Gooch, anti otheili upt'nientloned,
will be'closed out immediately; - •
,-;
iarrLEASE.CALLoAND SAViltiONEY.jel
t;'.' .. i rtuly '4"
Mitch 22.
BITS*.UIIAATTON;,N'„
*ANITIEACTUIVER OF
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LFiNITEIM
roletaacris
AND; QTITER otoTAN's.
111111.1 CAL lIIIERCUANDUSE
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etc :etc., ete
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t: :. EXHIBITION__ . : 11
9F REMNANTS.
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STIOES --(.FLAP, TO CLOSE!
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