AUltlitlVUOi•
liJnder the IFitul t irelitt.,
The wind was damp with coming wet,
:When Frank and blue.eyed Liizte met ;
• hell a giugham o'er hislhead, • • •
And to , the maiden thus he said
loyeky ;girl, my- heart's, 46 re,
With love's unquenchable &aka
Sav`dearest .one ' wilt
thou be mine,:!,,
Arajoin Me' in the groce6
,line.? . 1
The maiden in accents swat replied: .
• l
"Jim, hold the mi y
tirella more roeide;
My bran new bonnet's getting wa—
rn Marry yer, yet needn't fret."
• • • Did&A Cut Ills NAUfe. -•,,,
A boy in at... 'Loofa - v4lal recently.. presented
'with a jack.-keife,:With;WhiCir, bok,like; hectit.
and marked
.everything• came lotts way,
fro&
. the diribag:,rpoin.table to Alic e cat's
few •daYslAfter he had :-beehme-thehatipY - pb-.
;sessor of the knife -'his.ilither was startled by
:seeing two. Men 1410,04 home the young, hope
ifnl a very dilapidated condititio. H_ is face
m
seeed to. be :cut: and,; bruised and,;
'withblood:Y • The. father, of course, Wai.verY
:Much alaraed, • and. enquired of the boy who
',bad hit• •'• • ••• • ' •
"Nobody didn't hit me," he answell•ed,
'tween his sobs,-"It was a intile'klekedine
-
l in the
" • ••- •
•!. "A. mole kickedyon' 10 the eYd;eh r"ee4ed
"Hay'en't"l . told .you a thou_ salad
times or More that tnulFs and gunpowder word
not -tit things for- -boys to fool With ? What
Were you
.doihg: to the 'Mule ?,"
"I wasn't . foolin' With;' him al 4,7 said the
poy ;. "I ,was only . tryiolticAt mina* on Ids
- •
A Domestic:, An losance.
' • --z .4 -,i ' v '
Yesterday when a Cass iivenu woman han
ted her tilit-irons over the fence)to . ter neigh
bor ehe looked so: cross that the other woman
asked :
"What's the, matter—are you siek? '
"No4-I.'in mad !" . 1 , ,1 \
Heard had new ?" i.l 1 -.
3 .
"No ; the news is good lenottgil,.but, thee's
ttiy boy Henry." ‘
; "Yes." , '
gat', 11 ready to whip him Jnialnorning ?
and two ladies culled. After. they :nail gone 1.
got nis.coat.off again when the.gas-meter man
came in and I had to., stop . and hayorti jaw.--7
Before I,got Itolti of Henry. again his . father
'
came homeand told me riot whiphinv at all.
:Von don't know. new annoyed I fe.l
EOxygueotlon Ito 'Jit'lnswer:
I• 411----
t One of our citizens •Is blessed, or otharlise,
_ %.71 11,14/lGt
pith a very stubborn wife, In his-case he finds
„
that when a "woman will, she will, you may
Aepend on't zind when she , Stle, won't
find that's an end °nil, 'This peculiarity of
'disposition in his wife is no secret', among his
associates, and one of them meeting him the
ether day asked .
"W—, do you know , why You are like , a don
key ?”
"Like a.donite:
T r I ' -
,-, eyes wide. ."No,.ldOn''t."
,
;. "Do you give it Up?! .: ..
~ ,
.: wr do ." ,- : ..• :
.'! ,
;.. ! ,
"Beeausuyout better halt is t stubbernness it-
"That's not bad. Ha, ha ! ru • give that to
my wife when I get honie."
"3 , 1x9 he - aiked as he sat down to
tupper, "do you knoF Thy I am like a don
e 3,
He waited a moment, expecting his wife to
rive It up, but she didn't, she looked at him
boine.what commiseratingly as she answered:
"I suppose because,you'wai born so." •
h a s abjured the habit of putting con
k
oundrums to hip, wife, ;;;.. • , ' • '
'llica4h.,l3tlfore Everything.:
--OAP -
A %tnier \Vag yesterdayl walking around the
Central Market trying to find some chap wil
ling to, go into the country and do a little work
or.guod pay, when ` a colored! ma,ri accosted
bin', saying: • .t..•
"Boss,'.does'you want sole one to bust your
(sorn ?" i
, "Yes; I have been looking all tEe morning
• tor , Mate one." . • , -
"What's the pay?'"
"r 4 give One dollar a - daY." f
- Eind b6aid
"Aid ebickpi and'puddin', for dinner ?'
" l t--:7sl*." ':' : 1- ' -;• - . ' - -..
w
"4"314.,44tv ,:. cigars, to smoke 'T , ,
"I=l guess, r
-,": ita9n_cted thli farmer.
' "-An' t‘thalitiove right close4foUll . • dar whar
tlie - eqrn feet" '' :,'-';' „I-
I" never '•
• o. r never hea r t.o i a stove ` in a corn
fteldr =, •
dar's, no stove nut. - you can't
Neoax dis 'along 1 • '.4e 'got to take! kecr of
"Oi:Jieititk,',_eVen dere
s ion% a bulAket of corn
steed"in ibis co i ntry.' 1•
. •
.: I ' ,., Thitittylik Holiest.
•
The :other
ther day a crowd in attendance at a
• horse sale in Detroit liis4grefOy aitenished.to
itear: ail auctioneer
,say ir! ,
;.'"Gentlemen I tanit'lie about the borse—be is
.',4o),ind,in, one eye." •
- -- - - • .
The lose. was 13064 : c ka9plted.P* a to: a citi.:
zbii:iriiiahad . : 'been ';'griiailst,Mka*bY the f l 4c-:
tione,4 hoiaestY,4id :after .. pa;riilii . ter' 014 4Orit.e .
the 5a14..;`,-...i'i -: - ~'•'-'. '
_:'' .:,:%,':: '-- . ; r.;: :....' - ::,"?f',:t . ..;:.:-
Y - s67i*teitotkeat oi.4iighitis Or - lit that; this
siii4al2wiii , Slind , -0-:qiii4e:-:i.:444ere fttiy:otk.
! : T:-..1 - ..',,:::-: . :';', :J..1:::_.:;','..:,-;''.. ',.''-'
"Yeksir,thereAs. lle 'is 1/JBo:blind i tbe
other-veil! iraia the prompt repip
.1 " "Diao'on 04iii*Stiee antler !
Una
11 you aye a, at, Sit cation':ss govern:
1106441'44 thatl wottitt widow ,
*Teti w9uld
I bfit*hOie is . tl*',*4344'er."
= -a•-
timed W—, 0]
pennk,
~ .i;. ..i~r ;,
The: Story .ofr the Maid:
We bad ahother little excitement ink (Air
church a few Smailays ago. Mrs.. Merutoahis
remarkable fiTher,singular, abseneeef*tid.
Dr. Potts, the .I:treacheri..,Was reading from"
AliaSeriPiureti the
,story ,of the deluge,and when :
he eat*, the of how 'it
days and iiighti;llie.:llanteeli became @o. - .deep 7 '."
.IyAbsarbedJa the. narrative, and so strongly. ,
iinpressed‘sWith it, that she ,h3,yoltuitarilyraiod-,
.her umbrella and:held . .it — eVer 'her head aaihe
.sat in tlie 7 pevr: Mrs.-nutterwiek, - who sits in
the liekt peW in :front,- always, bringl:fier 44 1
le Meeting with-her,, and.. when Mrs:Mclntosh:
uch] enlY raised . the action -affect•• 1
- ed the sensithilit les- of Mrs. .Butterwiek'a4Og
such a :manner that he • began.tti bark
,Then the sexton. came 'id arid tried to,renioyeil
the, animal, Mit 'it dodged: into- a vacant• pew. on
the other.: side of the aisle and
_defied bark
ing all the tithe Inost vocilerOuslY...Thett - the
sexton became indig,nant and flung a liSTnin nook .1
at the . dog; 'whereupon the dog flew out and ]
bit him. upon--the leg. The hubbub la the
church was by
,this time, 'of 'course; something I
simply dr6adtul . Not
.only ' , NyaS the ;story of
the dehige sititply interrupted, • but the boys
:he gallery actually . . sicked the .dog at:the sex-.
ton, and seemed to enjoy. the •Centest'exceeth ,
.I'tteaDeaceri.Jones came; after the deg with
Lis ~v:alking ; •
,wliereupon• the animal ac-(
tually dashed toward the and ran up the ,
steps in . such aterk.s. manner that Dr. rats all:
at Once nionated en the, chair to get out of" the
way of the beat,.. and said 'it this disgraceful
-scene did, not soon wine to an end he should
dismiss' the congregation.. Tneu Deacoa Jones
crept tip the steps; and alter a short struggle
sekzed the dog'by the hind leg and walked doWn
the aisle With him; the deg, meanwhile yelping
: with ernatural energy., ^ -
Mein tosit turned, round' to watch the re
treating. Deacon, and as She 'lid so she.permit
led her umbrella to drop over, so that the end
of ene`.of % the ribs caught in Mrs. batteitiriciW . s
bonnet, A. minUte.later when she straightened
up herliMbrelia,:the beaLet was wreathed off,
andhung i dangling from: her umbrella.* MIA. ,
Butter Wick had beconie t ex.ceeclingly war' 'over
the onslaught nude against her dog; but when
Mrs. Mclntosh removed her bonnet she - fairly
boiled- ever, and turning round, white with
rage, pheier&rned
vou grab that bonnet for s you green
eyed eatarnettnt . ? Hain't -.you made enough
fuSs in this yet.: tabernacle to-day; skeering a,
poor innocent little deg, Without seatching.off
such bonnets as:the likes of you Cara afford to
wear, no, matter how crazy you are,yon red
headed lunatic. you. ..You let my' bonnet alone
or I'll warn you with ..this par0.,•4424, if it. is in
Meeting, now mind me." • , 7
Then 311. Mclntosh. - seemed to realize that
her umbrella made her conspicuous, so she•furl
ed itand concluded to go borne:. *AS she step
nto i• • _ • • • .
step
ped the aisle: Mrs. Butterwiek gave her,
this 'parting salutei: • , _
"Sneaking off before the collection,
You'd belter spend less for'breastpins and give
more to, the poor , heathen, ifyou want to
catch Whereafter:"
„ .
Then sbe began . to fan herself furionSly, and
as things' lo.catne .calmer,. Dr. Potts , resumed
the. story Of the•flood. Mie. Mclntosh ittis mov
ed into e back pew, and because the deakon re
quested. Mrs..' Butterwick to leave her dog at
borne, she haSHaucceeded frota the Presbyterians
end she now declares. that the Lutherian faith
is the only religion for her.--.lfax Alder.
Gitlin; Advice to a Fireman.
: The'Danhury News says: , They were taking
the truck from the hook , and ladder house yes
terday. An ek\erly - party IVELS obsOyine the
operation sn intently that a bystander was led
to observe : • ..
'7l)ld you ever belong to a fire company ?"
• "No;sit.'ee,". was 'the- emphatic - reply: "1
can't see .4iny fun in a .fireman's life: But I once
did," ".I..was -living in New 'V ork . then, and
was a pretty good-sized boy.. I didn't belong
to anyinpany but I: felt an interest iu them
all. Talast fire I. went to was.in.a fdttir.story
.1 was excited' by. the erieaanci noise
and fianies, and When I. saw that one of. the
iiipemen was throviing a - stream where he
ought no: kindlY directed the foreman's
attention to the - fact." Here the narrator
paused and. sighed. .
"And !hat did he say?" asked the interested.
listener, . •
"He didn't say-anything."'
'Be didn'tlike it, did
Val suit don't "•know ; but as he knocked
me off the walk with his trumpet, and stamped
on me In - the I street,l - IniieUlways believed that
he tpokspine offence at my. advice.. Still, he
E nbtliitig to , that = effect!' and, the e41d41.;•
party sighed again. s; -•
:Bad- it Question.
In one of the Detroit schools recently
for4taltair hour from the ush
al programme, and.armed=-lien: scholais such
qUestions as might interest them. After she
had asked "What catiteirain ?" invent
ed,.the lotto:ll66year - aud so forth, and
•u helped
ed'td, explain them; she - said • ('
" , 11,9w; lhchildre 'any ,01 you who so desire
eau saltine questions."
' NO one seemed to think_ of anything except
a freckled-faced boy about foniteen years ',old.
Re raised hishand, and_tjte,teaf.thernid :
`VVII - ;ll:pb6rt, have ytha question ?"
f'res; rd like . .to know Viliat they
mean , when - they say to, a teller: 'Oh, pull
down'you vest ' _
The teaeber had to admit that'alle was bet
hind the age.,'
'*..croe's the, wnlitut4 and the *ion;
. `Oh Mr. Jenkins dig': let,tu4 isee
you itriak zileakuis : t'secedrink
What for.my child ?,"_,.„.ugagitlg "Oh
Mamuia, says you drinic.,iike a $191) j't
z"` L-P , • • 1. •
~ k C. 2 . ,
Oa 4 , 141, abtore debts
Tli . ..',W.':: DEMMitAtT ARC , = ' :22, - .-liild
I==
41111.
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Advertisements..
PREPARE rou
NEW STOCK O.F. r-,-I_.---:
WINTHR
PALL
Mir, Ronan &
W°9I O E AtIgtE j 'RE C I A VIIfj
AND CLOTHS, 1
~• • .
PLAIb . AND . PLAIN-, ; WOOL
MORAM DRESS GOODS, SIL
• * 3 OPLINS; -- TASIIIMERES,
D1?AB 'FE DELS
- i CAS, BLACK ; AND
COLORED,' .
FLANNELS,'. ROSE BLANI
" ..- 311ATICEILES BED' ' - 51 3 R.E.41.1),
WOOL 4‘ABLE SPREADS
TABLELINENS; TOW
ELS,- _NAPIONS .1
at;d household, •
- • • . •{ •
• - kaui nishipg
.
.
• r Goods,
A 4rge'assortment, and-cheap,
. •
LADIES' 'AND CIIILDRENs' MERINO UND i
• - MENTS. MERINO AND WOOL HOSE. F
• SKIRTS; GLOVES. &c.. &e. ALL SIZE:
,1 , AND QUALITIES,
- i -
Prices to-sult,- .. ~' _, - ' • At G. R.
MILLINERY . OOODS , RIBBONS, FLOWERS,
ers; BLACK AND COLORED, SILK AND
. TOS*VELVETS. TRIMMING SILKS
Sine variety, At O. E.
DRESS AND CLOAK TRLMMing, LACES
OBS. BUTTONS, SILK TIES, CORSET)
BROIDERIES. EPHYR, ESTE
AND FANCY YARNS. CAN; .
' VASS. NOTIONS AND •
- • • STAMPED PAT-
TERNS,
At43l,
Alwaye in , great variety,
DOMESTIC GOODS, BLE A CUED AND BROWN
SHEETING AND SBIRTINGS, CANTON
ELAN
NELS, CALLICOES, • DENIMS,' TIMINGS .
AND CHEYOTT SKIRTINGS, Ale
WAYS A FULI; ASSORTMENT
THE MOST POPULAR'
BRANDS,
And prices to suit the times
CARPETS, 011 CLOTHS. "MATS. \ DRUG c
FOR§,FURS. FURS, BTFFALO ROBES, •
.BLANKETS, LAP. ROBES, &c. &c.
At Q. R
1 , -
Cheap.
ftadgillade 6101 tin
Men and boys' ready-made - snits. a large stci
piece assortment of best goods, warriu.ted to
'Elution.' Prices . to snit the times at 0. R. &
OVERCOATS OVERCOA
POI' Boys', Youths' and Men. tiorts.• Quay
priceS . from $ll to„,V3C. Supply _ your. vomits a
•
Co's,
Our. Custom - Department.
Large stock of fine' eassimerell. Cloths and
Measures taken. good fitting and workmans . 1
anteed. Prices fuIDS-2 0 per cent. legs than ont
Call and leave your measure at G. R. Co•e.
FeRXISHING, GOODS.
Gents furnishing goods. White and color d octton
Shirts, Wool and Merino_ Wrappers and Primers,
Flannel and merino Rose. Knitt Jackets, Coinforters,
Ties, Bows; Mufilenk. 'Gloves, Trunks.. Satchels. &c.,
&c., the largest variety in town; at G. 11. & Cats.
. , • I
;NA TSt • ITAVS 1 7 .1 tt -.CA PS : ( ' OAFtS,
GITTTENBERG, ROSENBAU3
M. S. DESSAUER, blotaging
Montrose. September 21At1, - 1815. •
CARTER, ABBOTT & JOll
Wholesale and Retail Peale
• HIk.RDWARE,
IRON, STEEL, "N AILS
SMITHS' SUPPLIES, FAft,N
AND MECHANICS' , , TO
itii i i;we•etoss Mittei•e3. 4,(;6-
:SEAT!.SeRING-S 7 STEEL
, • •
TOE clALlES'intd'u,Atirk STEEL 416;',
BURRETT'S CORN SHELL
• THE IMPROVED BUR
• FEED .o.tr rTER.
pecAii,
87 Wathington Still
••' ISINOILIANITO
Oat. 14tb.1.8715.--24.
TARBELL HOUSE.
t.,':
• OPPOSITS 2111 COURT 00178
i i~'"~
stowritOii.rßiTNl,
'4) KEN ? S:. ',
r,il4itiig Ti 14'T'
4:0 • "1'
Stsgl'and Racks' thia i p
'metier w it h the Moutreae Railway, t e
t ßeliroad and the I). Di:*
April 1, 1873. , .14V.# , •
,t,O
At 0.8
At G. B.
Age ate for
rp OQ~~s
MUM
1.. . . . r
7,.1.4 .,,, -..: ,- -....,: , 4" ...,•--.. i
Lisirdilly4t - oi.;
Lehigh V-elleji.
i:;'t :i'l.. ..!•:" ;,,i 4,!.
e'iSv'~i;i
lISHEIII2INPZ
ass.
Has just returned . trOm New York 'with - a large ,and complete assortment of
DRY
•
Filling his large "te poriry" on the , Nation a l Hotel
- • ' remain-here until. our new
BRICK STORE IS, COMPUTE ON THE OLVG.ROUND.
ND
SI
Our stock, Is new and b
oast
ear — Ratter au,d Pro,
Money advanced ;when
Great' Bend, July I
& Co's
ROAR
:LT
A. S. MIN
at COCK,
EVERY STllig OF FLINT AND COMMON CIIIMNEIB,
EATII
-- '
a Co'e
Brenze Lamps. Opal Lamps, All Mass Lamps, Hand Lamps.
33urners, Wicks, Shades, Shade Holders; 4144., 444.
I' FRI N
'EM.-
wact.Axl.n.
Prices Guaranteed as Low as any House in Southern Nei York
Address 'tq , torontrtly Attended To.
& C o a
BEST JOB MIN
• W
I.& CO's:
WING
ORSE
Largo' Stock of JOB
&•Co'e
_
'Bode intrtieenn4l fly, either in Plain Black or Colored Work.
FURX:' - ii
• Corn
ice It at,
~B.
•
At W. W. Smlth & Son's
exterushmiumiture War 31'00111ion ‘ willftrid tkelstrgest
stocko
ties and
G. R. &
FIRST CLASS AND COMMOk;
(Beavers.
,ip• gnar
-1 of town.
FICIEI:7 1 OrlErFt.M
. .
. .
To be found in this section cif the country, of hie own
manufacture, and at prices that cannot tail to give sati•
faction. They make thiftery beat . , .
EXTENSION TABLES
In:theQoiintryilind TIAREti ettimp
tT r• 33. c• 1 torg low
Of all k 4 nds‘done in the neetrun maknex.
,&CO
es xiD R. x N coe 333 a IS
artner.
PURR NO.I MATI4SSgS, •
' AND COMMON MATRASSES
vi• „,
U.NDERVAKING
The anbscriber will hereafter make adertaiting a
specialty in. his business. liev,ing jutt completed a
NEW and the mcst elegant HEARSE in the State ail
needing his services wiII be attended to promptiyan a at
satisfactory charges.
WM. W. EARTH ti . SON.
Montrose. Pa.. Jan. IV —nos--tf.
N AILS
'LACK
ERB'
LS.
6. ; ,~-
P CIM P
BOYD ':'&i.I•CORWIN
:, jRE,
;1 , Comettif litthiAndTurupike,'Aie.
R AND
ICK
3 WaiM"X`Mft , / 10111 • .2;°46•t0
, N. Y.;
• ,C
'IN AND
.4 4 ARDWARB . "-
,
; .
:-)
Thanks ,
to out Friends for, rioit FlimOrti
I, , FAV 4,10/4i ; fi -
=NM
• 1 1 , du — : a pur 0404;
heft ifiae .I)r.eili' ;Goods to *6 ootstatt sit
:Cheap: John!&
'do , 40 (Ilieop - Johies for CoOton•Fiiiiiiiiii:
4'
Itliseelinneens Advertisements.
Great 130x1clip 13
• GEORGE - • ;. • .
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L. • ; ;
• L
GOODS'
,y
liats and Caps,
TYPE and FOUR 'Print!lig Presses, we Defy Voniepetion
OF VARIOUS KINDS,
TIN WARE,
=EN
• '• swami '"
- :
i ISP.T!C3PI7.IIIIII63'''; ::::-.Y•
SHEET-IRON:
I)i7TL RYA
.'-gTq.:i':;',.'-'"'',
,•
ICE
CLOTHIN,Gi-:•8.90T.. & aRoEs
r ,
pelt with care. We will, as heretofore, offer the largest
rtment and best bargains in the county.. •
ttce shipped.' Highest price and prompt returns guaranteed.
esired. . - ' . .
h, 1875.
BINGHAMTON, N. Y.,
WHOLESALE DEALER` IN
SPECIAL IN I) ul-EmErrs
ALSO; MANUFACTURER 7.0 F
'ING
itually:a4ding new ma.
~Sll~'D'WA~~ti
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LENHEIM
Notions,
GEO, L. LENHEIM.
March 81.1876.
AT, THE :LOWEST RATES
Ai with our
t to our
ink R. LYONS &, 00.,
..D• .
CARPETS, . OILCLOTHS, DRUGGET,
- ,44TTINGS, • . WINDOW
. • SHADES,
~~ 3 ~
Lt:
.PAPER HANGINGS AND' ENAMEI,
..tCLOTIIS, COTTON • YARN,
1 - COFFIN' TRIM-
Y MINGS,
PLATED:WARE/DRY GOODS AND
• /GROCERIES, PAINTS,
• OILS, REPS, ' •
DAMASK, ALL . OF DR. JAYNE'S
FAMILY 314DIOINES;
rilltl4lltS,' -
UMBRELLAS, RUBBER
GOODS, &C.
.
Montrose. January' •I;..1871,
p.'i_. : ',l - : p0 - ,M,,,47;
No. 484. 50 Washington St.,
BINPrIIABITON, Y. VT
Woald tespectitiny can attention to; their largo 'toe:
'.°.N• yr .IEL 3hT X `3LI 17 It 23
laid they are selling at from 15 to O. er cot.
than heretofore. A fltil assortment 'of
PAid;OR, DINING RObM 'and KITCHEN Frniffl
Parlor fiettet WOW 460 upward. Member . Bette rest
;40 upward. Mattresses horn $4 upward:, Pure Vribl
Mattresses from $lO to'sls. dale, 'Ash and Wahl*
•Extension Tables from $6 to $lB,
Yon can do better by purchasing your goods of us dos
Pr es y.doelers irt this section of - the country. We WI
not be undersold by any one east of New . Tort, C.ts,
extiwcharge forpacking or delivering goods at Mrs
!UPS.
•-• ' .
Wndesire to Maya - word: In - this line we hare
Patent fiasketoind -a:variety' of other styles. Biro'
Robes, Shrouds, etc. 1
• ,Theheirse And Carriage attached to our establish.
theta , cannot - he 'surpassed in this .section, These srili
be furnished to those who requite. at a rcasonabla*
*.autWbere within radius •of twenty miles from
tkpr c4trf!' Giros hiM a.
Jthighainton, gay,.1.94:11;1875.;-tt
-ziclerta.ls.lx3.6-
The off;
- b'c
.olakh.
toot 034401
-•- 0
Prism
' z •'
~~;5 t~: .
sfirc.,
; •
grounds.
; A.. SI MINIM.
CC U an
HAWLSY & CRIIRAIR.
DEALERS IN
8.. It. LYONS & CO.
I Tl;rrni.
OF OUR
DONLIY.
We shall
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