Juniata sentinel and Republican. (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, February 07, 1900, Image 4
THE DEACON'S VIEWS. ( don't like that rich feller over the way. With hia biled shirta an' white linen collars; don't like the airs he pnts on every day. But I wouldn't mind harm' his dollars. So, I wouldn't mind havin' his dollars! X don't like that young stripling of a dude. Who's just getting home from the coi lege; I don't like him 'cause he's so stnck-up an' rude. But I wouldn't mind having his knowl edge. Sosh! I wouldn't mind having his knowl edge! . don't like that sport of a pugilist. An' the way that he makes the sports hustle; I dou't like the way that he uses hia list. But 1 wouldn't mind havin' his muscle. I'd kinder like to have his muscle! a.n' I've never saw about gaiuberling Anything interesting or funny; I don't like races as a general thing. But I wouldn't mind winning the money. I'd rather like winning the money! For a president's life or a president's lot. The fairies have ne'er caught me wish ing; I don't envy the authority he's got. But 1 rather like hunting and fishing. Oh. how I like hunting and fishing! New York World. fvcrHrmmW ? 5 f A Romantic Affair. J S ,- UK Stella, from Southampton sauntered into St. Heller's on tli right-hand side of the long plet -ith a tine air of complacency that nl niost made its passengers forget the bo'aiterousuess of its behavior during the night trip. Nearly everybody was on deck, and with the bright morning sun shining down upon them, and upor. the brass linings of the boat, and n the island of Jersey in front of them, only one or two had the yersisTeuce to repeat the asseveration that thr'-e hours ltefore had been on every lip. Three hours before nearly everybody had said to nearly everybody, "'..: don't catch me leaving England aga r for my holidays." For mal de mer is with most ever a humorous memory. "Now I only hope."' said young Mr Walford. delightedly, "that we meet some nice pi-ople. John, and that some thing interesting and well, ronvimk happens." "I don't mind meeting decent folk.' remarked John Walford. "especially if they are in the iron business. Hut I'm IHE HESITATE I A MOMENT. AMD THR scRinnt.KD. hanged If I want anything romantic tc iappen." "Ah, John." sighed Mrs. Walford. "you have no heart. I'm afraid." "That's true," said John Walford, stolidly. "And aren't von ashun ''Ma AiimLi. TtT" "Not a bit! It's your fault. Mina." "How's that?" "Why. you've had my heart for nearly I " "Oh. John, dear." cried the young lady, not altogether displeased, "don't be so silly before such a lot of people." They found a bus with the gold let tering 'Iiand Hotel" upon it, and the bus took a few more passengers, anil then drove them along the quay, past pyramids of potatoes ami inountaiiiK of ripe-red tomatoes in crates, away iu'o the town, on the way they were Ktoppi-d at the 1'omuie d'Or hotel by a bearded miing Krciicjimati in a prejios terous b!-i.-k straw lint with curled brim, who was making experiments in riding a bicycle. "I'm glad we didn't run over him." Tied .Mrs. Walford. She closed hr pretty eyes with a wince of pain at the narrow escape. "He was so good-IooW-ing." "1 suppose." said John Walford. thoughtfully, " that makes ail the d!f ference." He looked baek at the clumsy l.icv list, who was being dusted by a short, stout Frenchwoman, with much assidui ty. His black straw hat with the curi'vl brim was away some distance, and three or four youngsters were playing fotohall with It. It was a singular circumstance th r. at the very tirst Jersey excursion after lunch -it was to i.rey-they should meet tlii' unfortunate bicyclist Just re ferred to. H spoke F.ngl!h fairly well, and he said land, of course, he was in a iMsltlon to knowi that his name was Felix Martel. M. Felix Martel. of th Kite Tronchet. I'at in. "I hope," said young Mrs. Walford. politely, "that you are none the worse for the nimble this morning." "I am much better for the toomble," replied M. Martel. with much gallantry and readiness, "b-s ause it gains for inc. madam, your sympathy. Will you ami your excellent husband ermit me to show you over your property? The Channel Islands, you know, belong to Filmland." "lon": you trouble." said John Wal ford: "we shall t' able to rub along." "As you w:h. Itut the castle of Mont orgucil is ver' interesting, and In the bay is one of tie- how do you call It? cruisers of jour magnificent coun try on which, as you :ir. The soon never wis. atol "I think. :f it's not troubling M. M.ir iri too :uii. h. John." suggest. ! Mrs. Walford. "we might. perh.is. take ad vati'Mtfe of W!s offer " J. !;n Walford ha. I already capitula ted T! ira!e of li s own country by a f-T-e gt.cr s .-11011211 to Induce an K.i giis'iTi's:! - ncr-i- ' anything. The rii-w ualka-d tir to the csMlc.nel situ...' he-:r :;an.cs in The visitors' tMk. ' l! 's k r cl.s- Ti ng name." sj M Miri. iV -ig ;-j-ii w'h a lm "V Tji ' 1 w..: 1. r w ha: w as your ot i aa- ujy 'a. ..-.. - e:i a If .and was s- 7- s ' Iy n s Ti.ir.. - K lbT "" ' l-ma-i-i-sl M Mr s. a ".l -s.. t-n SL ti : - V- R-ilVr. 'b : -.. t.a - " -Vs. n It V -. I s.-a pr-a-d -i d Marfa-i, jasilnc sff a ataVa'ur r a Nk w b a ' -ivsb fajaj rash ua Wiklj that vup"J -vis4j(r Ttw rrwl M meet th daughter of so iplendld I man!" He touched up one or two letters of the signature and looked at It admiring ly. As tho three went tato the castle to examine the dungeons, the abort, stout Frenchwoman who had assisted M. Martel after his accident came panting to the gates. She looked at the last entry in the visitor's book, and straight way laughed so much that she had to sit down on the wooden chair to re cover her breath. "Que e'est drole!" she exclaimed, wiping her eyes amusedly. The Ingratiating Martel found his re ward In an Invitation to dinner at the Grand. He hesitated politely to accept, but young Mm. Walford, delighted with the excellent manners of the young Frenchman, pressed the request so earnestly that John Walford was bound to second the motion. Therefore at the j Grand was dinner for three, and after dinner, while John was smoking his pipe. M. Felix Martel conducted Mrs. ' Walford to the reading room, and sat close to her and talked and talked. "I suppose," he said, "that In England you have diversions In the evenings?" "Not always." replied Mrs. Walford. "Sometimes we are rather dull." "That must lie so hard for you. dear ! madam. You. so charming, so spirit uelle. so " "Please don't say that I'm only an ordinary woman." "Pardon." exclaimed M. Martel. firm ly; "you must ermlt me to repulse that ' statement." He lowered his voice. "Al low me to say that I have never met In , my whole life someone who has so en chanted me." It was wrong of young Mrs. Walford. and she knew it was wrong, but It waa really very, pleasant to hear this. The great disadvantage in getting married Is that you can only be admired by one person, and he sometimes forgets to re mind you of the fact with sufficient frequency. "Are you sure there Is not aomeone In Paris." she asked, "who has a right- ?" "I wish." said Martel. "never, never to see Paris again." He reached the Inkstand, and took a pen and some Grand hotel paper. "Shall I teach you a new diversion to pass the time? Can you write a letter full of Jove for ex ample?" "I have written a good many to John." said Mrs. Walford. with color In her face. "Happy John! Iet us see who Is the most habile of us in writing. Iet me write, for the fun. a letter to you. Kh?" Mrs. Walford sat back In the com fortable chair, while the agreeable Mar tel wrole hastily. "Oh. but that Is not what we Kngl'sh people call a love letter." she said, crit ically, when she had glanced through the. communication which M. Martel handed to her. A few awkward phrases amused. "We write much stronger epistles than that. I asur you." "Is It possible? I am so ignorant of English ways. Show me how you an swer such a letter to your lover. Write iM. Martel laughed at his own hum on to "My Hearest Felix' In a way that ar Fnglish girl in love would do." He handed her the ieii and placed some note paper before her. She hesi tated a moment, and then scribbled. "There. Mr. Martel. That' how we should do It." He took it up quickly. "My Dearest Felix: The time since we last met has seemed like a hundred centuries. How I long to see you again, to press your hand, and to hear once more your dear voice. Without you my existence la not life; with you !i Is more than life; It lg heaven. "Iuou think sometimes of the hap py hours that we have spent together? 1 do not think you can forget them aud 1 am sure that I never shall. Write to rue soon. soon, and tell me once more that you but you know. Yours always ind ever. MINA." "This Is excellent," said the dellg!i:ed Frenchman. "Excellent." "Now tear It up. please, and tell me another." "I prefer to treasure it," he said. "It nay be ver' valuable." She started up from her chair. "But I insist that you " "Do not derange yourself, my dear Madam Walford. There i no necessi ty. Do you play dominoes?" "Please, please give me that letter. I am very silly ever to have written It." He placed It In the tail pocket of his oat and beamed upon her. "My dear madam, on my honor as a Frenchman. I assure you that when I have entirely finished with this letter I will " He simulated the tearing up of the document. "You promise me that?" "Madam" twith some appearance of injured innocence!. "I have given you my vord." John Walford entered the room ej citedly. and at the same moment th short, stout Frenchwoman, who from le-hind a Figaro had been watching the pair with much interest, moved towari th "My dear Mina!" cried John Walford. 'The greatest good news! Your father Is here." , "My father here?" "He was just coming In to see you. nut I ran in tirst so that you shouldn't be too astounded. Here he is." M. Felix Martel. attempting to leave, found the short, stout Frenchwoman at the tails of his coat. The door reopened ami Mrs. Walford's father, with a cen tenier. entered. "Dear girl." said Mrs. Walford's fath er. "go upstairs to your room at om-e. There is to be rather an uuplensant business here. This" ipolutbig to the white-faced Marteli "is a defaulting -ashier from our Paris house and he has to be arrested." "I think. M. Holler." said Martel. with as much calm as at short notice he could summon, "that your charming and delightful daughter had better stay." "Her presence is not necessary, sir." "Pardon me for coutradlcting yon. Will you allow ine to speak to you a few words? I have in my pocket a lettei from your daughter which, when I how it to you. will explain how friend Iv we have for a long time loen." "It's an infernal He!" cried John Wal ford, supporting his trembling wife We have never seen this man before day." "That Is strange, for I have In my p-.eket a letter from her." Show me the letter!" cri.d old Mr Roller. "Show It to me at ouoal" "Nothing easier." said the French man. a'.rily. And as he spot the short s'ont Frenchwoman smiled, and edged c-n:ly Toward (Willid Mr Walford "Rut first or all. I think - I think you uc proi.se :i:e .i nething If y.m. M Hol er !-. ne " ,. this btt-r 2 nw .Sa e-'y r .- hai.gr " TTm wI (r:.'V:r.ia --..nsdeml for J. q.ntiti Vu .g Mrs Walford. y li.f 'l her iiiad tocctied by the short. t.Mit Frv-o-h witntau fLxuetulaa waa pts .si Into It. and Mr. Walford gave. ?e as) It. a l g s gh. of relief. "I agree. Now snow me the letter ." i Wl-.B ail U pleasure fnsalbkj." I He placed bit hand In the -tall pocket of hia coat. He shrieked. "I have been robbed V he cried robDed!" "II a ralaon," muttered the short stout Frenchwoman. "This man Is only wasting our time." aid M. Roller to the centenler: "we tc him." Mrs. Walford went to the empty tire place and tore up a letter as the other went out Her father stayed to say a word of praise to the short, stoul Frenchwoman for having traced thf prisoner. I "There, young woman" It was John ' Walford who spoke "you said you j wanted a romantic experience. Are i you satisfied with one, or would yot ; like another?" i "I shall never want another, dear," ahe said, tbanfully, "In all my life." ONE OF SOTHERN'S JOKES JCntertained HiniMlf and Mrm. John Wood in a Sparc Moment. Mrs. John Woo.1 appeared with the ' alder Sothern iu the same company i for several seasons, says the Itostou 1 Journal. On one occasion, while the Tompnny was playing in Birmingham. Mrs. Wood met Sothern ou the street. ' They were near an ironmonger's shop : when he shook hands with her ami jade her good morning. "Would you mind going iu here with ' me? I want to make some small pur i rhnscs." he said. So she accompanied aim. He went up to the counter aud said: ; -I waut 'Macanlay's History of Kng ; land.' " The assistant said: "We do not sell .woks here. This Is an ironmonger's thop." "Well. I'm not particular." sad Sothern, pretending to de deaf. "I ' don't care whether It is bound In calf or Russia." "But this In not a Ixjokscller's," si.out Hi the assistant. "All right," said Sothern. "Wrap it up neatly. Want to have It sent down to the hotel. It's for a present I wish to make to a relative. Put it uj, nicely." "We don't keep it." shouted the as ilstant. getting red in the face, wliilf Mrs. Wood stcpiHMt aside and took a chair In another part of the shop, al most overcome with suppressed laugh ter at the cheerful, frank expression on Sothern's face and the mad. pit;: eled look on the shopkeeper's assistant "Do It up as if it were for your r mother. I don't waul anything be.t I than that." said Sothern. "1 wo.ild like to write my name on the fly leaf." "Sir!" bawled the assistant at the top of his voice, "we do not kec lxioks." "Very well." said the actor, quite tin dlsturled at the emotion he was cn-at lug. "I will wait for it." I'nder the impression that his custom r was either stone deaf or a lunatic the assistant liounced off to the lower end of the shop and asked his master to come, saying: "I can do nothing with the man. I think he must be off h i head." Whereupon the principal man-lied up to the spot where Sothern was standing and asked very loudly: "Wha is it. air? What d i you desire?" "I want to buy a file." returned Soth ern quietly, "a p'alu file about four i.r five inches In length." "Certainly," said the princial. with i withering look at his ass'stant. and producing nt once the article which had been asked for. RECEIVED CHANGE IN NICKELS. Sovet Salt of Memphis Woman Axainut a Street Car l'ompnny. Tbc Supreme Court will be called jpou nt l:a next Hitting at Jackson to look into the peculiar case of Mis. t'ruti htjeld vs. the Memphis Sticc" Hallway. Mrs. Crutchtieid sues the street la 1 any company for $5imi damages and (he complainants maintain that t .i-y have such a cause as entitle them to ;' trial on the merits of the case. It is related that on the days of trans net ion. Mrs. Crutclifleld. who lives in Fort Pickering, having occasion t i come uptown, found that she had no other money than a bill. She tried to get this money changed before sin boarded the street car. She went to the butcher with whom she deals in the ueiglilmi-hood and offered to pay a bill there If the butcher could change the bill, but she could not get it changed. So she boarded the street oar with the bill. It Is related ou behalf of the com plainant that she explained to the -o:i ductor the circumstances aecou: . it", for the necessity for offering him so large a bill and asked him for a transf er at Beal street. They were not bit to settle the trouble about the bill until they came to Madison street, when the conductor got off the car to get the bill changed. It is asserted that he went to some trouble to get the bill changed entirely to nickels. He got at the tirst bank, so it is asserted by the complain ant. $lo iu nickels and a $U bill, and then went to .mother bank and got the $! bill changed to nickels. He carried these small coins to the passenger ami tendered them to her. It Is related thnt Mrs. Crutchtieid ask eil for time In which to count the money, but the conductor demurred, and the other passengers protested agninst the delay, so that Mrs. Crutch field said the car might go to the end of the line and she would count the moncy en route. It Is related that after she had counted the money over once she concluded that she was l.l." short, ami tiHn making demand for the balm c the conductor handed it over to her. She had not yet finished counting the money when the car rcachi-d the end of the Main street line and turned for th round trip. Then the conductor de manded a second fare from her, where at she protested, and after some argu ment, when the conductor d -clued that she would have to pay another nickel or get off. she got off the car. These being the averments of the law suit from the complainant's standpoint, it Is intended to go to the Supreme Court to ascertain whether or not such circumstances do not constitute a cause for action. Memphis Sclmeter. Rraaanrtng. Moils. Calino. the simple-hearted au.i Ingenuous Frenchman, happened to lx riding In a train in tne same compart nient with a lady who was in onstan fear of a smash up. At every sudden stop, every Jar, ev err sound of the bell or whistle. hi cried out: ih! oh! Have we run off the track, la it a collision? Are we going to killed r Calino paid no attention, but remain cd wrap' la solemn silell.s- Presentl the lady M to U'tn: "nd V'U. lr. aren't you afraid . railroad .widenis':" "t I. madaiiie." aiiweied Calm. reassuringly "It has Iwen foret..! that t am to die on the guillotine !" The nervous woman went Into In teric. and had to he removed from th. train at the next vtaUo. ram's Horn blasts. raratns Notea Call Wlcka Repcataacaw LMS Inspire psalms. Wind la no wisdom. Serve and de serve. Poverty and piety a.e not synonymous. The love of the law gives true liberty in life. The fear of the jord takes away the fear of man. Toil is the toll at the gate to success. Two fools do not make one wise man. Frayer without practice Is mere prat- le. j The richest grain is often sown In torm. i There can never be a fat life on a j enn soul. Whisky aa medicine means whisky j is master. No man Is so weak yon can afford to j ppress hint. The atheist is the apostle of anarchy n moral law. No man Is strong enough to do wrong vlth impunity. You cannot pray for others till yon eel with them. Ambition Jumps high but does not al vays land right. Personal theocracy makes perfect po itlcal democracy. They only find rest to their souls who vill toil for souls. The most contagious diseases are hose of the heart. The only dangerous a tin. sin is that if the heart and life. The man who starts to go nowhere rill usually get there. He who boasts of a good deed shows lint he Is not used to them. You cannot calculate the warmth of t fire by the crackling It makes. God's harrows of pain are the fore tinners of His harvests of perfection. There Is a great difference between 'alth in the fact of a god and faith in jod. There is no capacity for God's Joy in he heart until it has emptied itself on thers. MARE SHOWED HER TEETH. HilC "KinKinic" Job (spoiled llrcaimf the Trotter's Mouth Was Open. "Speaking about 'ringers.' " said one if the old-time horsemen in attendance it the meeting of the Board of Kevlew f the National Trotting Association. reminds me of a yarn that was told iiy 'Dan' Deiinison, one of the queerest tin I shrewdest old characters that ever had to do with horses. 'Dan' was out in California at the time, and had a hance to pick up for a little money a very fast mare that had raced up to her record until she was unable to win in the free-for-all classes. Then she was sold for a roadster, ami practically lost sight of. 'Dan' took her down Into Southern California after he had 'bishoped' her a bit. hogged her mane, ami fixed her so that uo one would ever recognize her as the speedy mare of ye rs before. He hail his son drive her, had entered her In one of the slow class es as a 4-yenr-old mare, and had faked up some sort of a edigree for her. As a matter of fact, she was a dozen years old at least. 'Dan' wanted to have 'a killing' with her. and so had told his hoy to 'lay her up' for the first two heats, and let the hoys back the other horses well before he put his money down. The mare was full of speed on the day of the race, and the only way the lad could make her lose the first heat waa to carry her to a break. He did that well, hut the Iwtfors were a bit afraid of the unknown mare. So It was absolutely necessary to the car rying out of his plans to lose the next heat. In the heat the old mare would not break, but trotted as steadily as If she never knew how to do anything else. The driver had. therefore, to pull her outright. That pulling was the un doing of the Job. for. as 'Dan' -put it. 'the boy pulled the old mare so hard that her month was so wide open that every one on the grand stand could see every one of her teeth. Every sharp could see then that she was at least a dozen years old. They made a howl alsiut her being a 4-year-old. and she was thrown out of the race, and the 'hance for a big winning was done for.' Genuine wit is always genuine truth. All except bad ones! There are hun dreds of cough medi cines which relieve coughs, all coughs, except bad ones! The medicine which has been curing the worst of bad coughs for 6o years is Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Here is evidence : " My wife was troubled with a iiffp-seaied rough en her lungs far three years. One day I thought of how Ayer's Cherry Pectoral saved the life of my sister after the doctors had all given hemp to die. So I purchased two bottles and it cured my wife completely. 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King Christian of Denmark, aa tn juniors all prolwibly know, Is grand father to the Czar of Russia and the children of the Prince of Wales. Every year at least there is a joyous family gathering at Copenhagen, to which all look forward with the greatest pleas ure. It was at one of these reunions that the photographer did his work while waiting for the various guests to assemble for a group picture. One of the pictures represents th Czar running one of his Iiunish cousins down the marble steps of the palace, holding the young prince by the nape of his neck and the seat of his trousers: another shows the Czar In full flight, hotir ...r-iio.l hv this same prince. Still another picture represents the .rand j Iuke Micbnel or Kiissin hiimmik the shoulder of his mint, the Princess of Wales, to tickle the ear of his sister, the Grand iHicliess Xenia. There were oinnv others of the same sort, alw.ut seventy In all. and the photograptar aid nothing alHiul them until he plae them on exhibition iu his window. Roy lltv heard of it. of course, and two of those most interested. Princess Vic toria of Wales and Grand Iuke Ml ?hiifl. went down to Investigate. Instead of being angry, they wen highly amused, and insistnl that the photographer bring the pictures to the palace to show to the rest. Everybody enjoyed them, and before he left the photographer received orders for sev eral sets of the pictures, which have lieen distributed among appreciative, royal relatives. It is a pleasure to, learn that modern rulers are not only! as human aa the rest of the world, but j slso that they can appreciate a joke, j ?ven when they are the victims anil the 1 whole world knows It. The Hood und the Hat. Said the Hat to the Hood As they hung ou the wall: . "You poor, common thing! Not a bow to your string. " And no Hnipons st all! I pity you greatly: And what lire these chores Taking place out of doors That I hear alioiit lately? They're something plebeian. I'm certair of that" Said the Hat "What chores?" quoth the Hood. "Can it be you don't know Vhat fowls must have food Or their feathers won't grow? And the tires must have wood; So my mistress goes out Twice a day. with a shout. And frisks like a colt as she helps Mr. Joe. If she snowballs Iiiin, too. Why, the most that I do Is to keep off the cold till she gets in glow; For there's nothing like laughing to wars, up the blood" Quoth the Hood. "Dear me:" cried the Hat, "I am glad of. onr chat " when I'm on her head she seenir vain and all that!" ! Why, ; -st. Nicholas. An Inquiry. "Of course, she's got real hair!" "Then why don't she cry when sh gets It brushed?' Pet Rabbits. Most children are fond of keeping rabbits. The varieties moot generally preferred are the tame ones Hima layan and Dutch rabbits and Belgian hares as these are hardy nnd not ex pensive. They must be kept in a warm sheltered place, afld lie provided with roomy hutches and a grass run if pos sible. Rabbits are very fastidious ani mals, and will scarcely ever touch mnsty or stale food. Variety In food it essential to their health. Too much green food is hurtfu., .'herefore give a little grain food once In a day. They may have peas which have been soaked, nnd dried oats, tares, hay, bran, sliced carrots, turnips lawn mowings, dandelion, milk, thistlt and a little oil cake occasionally. Giv water night and morning, but do no: leave the pan In the hutch. Plenty of clean straw must he supplied, and thf hutch kept perfectly clean. Hena Hatch the Kate. In China bens are employed to hatch dsh eggs. These are scaled in an egg shell and placed under the unsuspect ing hen for a few days. The contents of the shell are then emptied into a shallow pool, where they enn bask lr the sunshine until the minnows art strong enough to be turned Into a laki or river. A HI ran ice Pet. Miss Daisy Keevll, of St. Iiuis, owns the strangest Det In that city. It la a rara mount, which was captured near Wittenberg. Hi., when atvout a week :dd. Captain Byard Burton, of the steamer Cherokee, shot the mother, and Miss Daisy admired the bright little bundle of fuzzy fur so much thnt her father gave It to her. It goes where It i lll'S about the house, and Is very gentle with Its mistress and the other mem bers of the family, though It spits ngrily when utrangers come about. Ieaaon to Be Learned. "What lesson do we learn from the 1 tory of Jonah and the whaler asked the Hun.lny school lonelier of a small j pupil. "That h s always safest to t ! main on dry land.' replied the little fe. ' I low. ! Mast I.et Cold. ' ( "Mamma." Harry aked. "who puts ' , ll the l.ss nn the windows?" "Jack Frost." niaiiitiu r..,.l.i "I should think." said Harrv. 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I found them of so many different kinds that I concluded I would have to go to a Cincinnati hospital before I would get relief. I had frequently been urged to try Cl'TICL'KA KKMKDIKS, but I had no faith in them. My wife finally prevailed upon me to try them. Presto. What a change! I am now cured, aud it in a permanent cure. I feel like kicking some doctor or myse.f for suffering thref year when I could have used CUTICUHA remedies. II. JENKINS. Middleboro, Ky. Complete Treatment $1.25, Consists of CCTK i BASoAr(25c.),to cleanse the skin of crusts ami sculps ami .ff n the thickened cuticle.ClTTi. i a Ointment (.Vte ). to instantly allay itching, in it.it wr.. ami inflammation, and soothe and heal, and Ci th uka Kes.u.v rnt ,, t.. . l an . cleanse the l.l.wd. A Sisolb Sft is often sutticient to cure tlio most lortiiro,,:. .li hKurniK skin, scalp, and blood iiuinors, raslms, all irritations, with los of li.iir. wln-n physicians, hospitals, and all else fail. Sold throiuthont the world. 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