Juniata sentinel and Republican. (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, January 31, 1900, Image 4

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    KEEP TOTHC RfOMft
"Keea to the right," Is the taw ff
road
Make it law of your moral code;
la whatsoe'er yon determine to do.
Follow the road of the Good aad lass
Trne;
Follow and fear not; by day aad by
Bight,.
TJff Mil or dew hSO, "keep to the right.'
Doubt will assail yon, temptation will
"Keep to the right." for. the right la the
Doubt Is a traitor, temptation- a shame;
heart that la honest, a lite without
blame.
WO rank yoa far higher. In worth and
venown.
Than the grandest ' of kings, with hit
scepter and crown.
"Keep to the right," in the Journey ot
life.
There is crowding and jostling, trouble
and strife;
The weak win succumb to the bold and
the strong.
And many go under and many go wrong
He will acqnlt hhnself best in the light
Who shirks not his duty, and "keeps to
the right."
"Keep to the right," and tike Sight will
keep yon
In touch and aeeocd with the Good and
the Trne;
These are the best things In life, after
all.
They make it worth Dying, whatever be
fall.
And Death has . not -terrors, when he
comes In sight.
For the man who determines to "keep
to the right."
Atlanta Constitation.
Glorification
E all wondered how he could
be a military man. be was so
Tonne, so aristocratic In man
ners, such a dandy, too and to call blm
"Colonel!" It was Incomprehensible.
At the first opportunity I spoke to Miss
Catherwood a boat rt. She looked at
me quizzically for a moment, then
burst Into a fit of laughter.
"I'm in earnest" I said, "explain the
mystery."
"But yon are In the South, now. yoa
know."
"I did not know it was a question of. I
geography," I rejoined, somewhat se
verely. "I supposed it was a question
of war, that colonels were soldiers, and
grownup men at that"
"Col. Whltmore would hardly enjoy
your remarks, I am afraid."
" 'Colonel' there it Is again! My
dear Miss Catberwool, is be really a
colonel?"
"A sort of one, by breTet of South
ern politeness, down here, yon know, a
man may become a colonel in several
ways. In the first place he is called
oolouel when he is a fine-looking old
gentleman with white hair, and a some
what threadbare Prince Albert coat
tsut in me latter case ne rnns some
chance of being called general.
On the i
other hand, if be is young but of good
family, fine appearance and manners,
and has occe commanded a local mili
tary company, he is also designated as
colonel. Col. Whltmore Is of the latter
class, but hushi here he conies now."
She pointed over across tbe lawn
where the "colonel" was to be seen
promenading towards the hotel with
Mrs. O'Hara, widow . of "GnMliMJ"5"Mtenr rt was a delicious evening.
jO'Hara. rMw'ple-aaid-To'triiB day I '
don't know whothor Hon nH.ro -r. !
matter. As the colonel cam i T ,
viewed him somewhat more closely in '
the light of Miss Catherwood's infor-
mation, and really I could not help
laughlng-he was such a grotesque fig-;
ure. He might have been 30 years old, j
not any older, but walked with the i
pomposity of a sedate oldman who had
tnnlii n croat morV In tho nrnrll II.
was rather heavy set, and wore a flow
ered waistcoat I Judged he was near
sighted, for he walked with a lean to
one side, as if slightly out of balance, I
twisting his neck for better vision. lie .
wore light flannel trousers turned up 1
from a pair of handsome brown shoes
and a yachting cap.
He was so much interested in one of
his "inimitable" the word Is Mrs.
O'Hara's not mine stories that he
hardly noticed us on the veranda. But
poor man, I don't think he could see us
very well. At any rate he did not halt
in his narrative. "I Insisted," he was
saying, "that I was an American citi
zen from the State of Virginia, but the
police would not hear to me and I was
hustled off to Jail, without opportunity
to prove my Identity. However, I
bribed the guard to carry my card with
the one word 'Help? on it to onr am
bassador and that same night he came
over in person and secured my release.
The matter threatened to sever the
hitherto amicable relations existing be
tween the two countries, but It was
finally settled by paying me an Indem
nity." "What an exciting experience, col
onel," said Mrs. O'Hara, solicitously.
"O. a mere bagatelle. I assure you.
One who has traveled as much as I
have learns to put up with such trifling
annoyances."
"I think I must go now," said Mrs.
O'Hara, rising. "I hope we may have
many more such pleasant walks." She
rustled away and the colonel, lifting his
cap, bowed low, at tbe same time lay
ing his disengaged hand upon his
heart
When Mrs. O'Hara went tbe eolonei
turned to Miss Catherwood with a gra
cious salutation. He looked at me
somewhat hesitatingly and I said,
turning to my companion: "I don't
think I've had the pleasure of being
formally introduced to Col. Whlt
more." Miss Catherwood smiled. "Cot
Whltmore, allow me to present Mr.
Montgomery to you, one of those sus
picious newspaper men from New
York."
Again the colonel made a sweeping
bow and then sat down by us.
"A fine day," said Miss Catherwood.
I shall always think the question was
addressed to me, but the colonel an
swered It
"A superb day, a day when the soul
of man expands and luxuriates in tbe
midst of nature's charms. It reminds
me of days in the Riviera or ln the
Taunton valley In Virginia. Upon my
estate one has "
But I interrupted. "A landowner,
colonel? I congratulate you."
"In a mild way. Some paltry hun
dreds of acres In the garden of Vir
ginia, sir; but what is land compared
to power, intellectual Influence? Why.
sir. If I were not so engrossed by my
landed Interests I should repair to
some metropolis and give my services
over to the press. The Journalist Is
the man of-4nfluence to-day, sir."
I was on the point of trying to say
something to discourage him .from "this
notion when dinner was- announced,
and wp Uft the veranda. Toe colonel
aad 1 bowed chtTalroaaly to aad
at taa door of tbe dinlng-reeai
parted.
Tksvt evening I took a strati
peon, the manager of the hotel
waa an old friend. Aa we
we fell to discussing Wbltmore.
"a moat egregious liar," t
my companion.
"How so! Ton surprise me."
"Why, haven't yon .heard him talk
Half of his so-called real
are par inventions. Only
he told me about being arrested hi.
Germany for leas majeate."
"I think he was telling Mrs. O'Hara
the same thing to-day."
"Tea, weB, I knew positively he
never waa in Europe In his life."
"Ton float say so!"
"And as for those hundreds of acres
In the garden of Virginia,' I happen to
know he doesn't own a foot of land.
He's a big liar, but at the same time a
delightful guest. I like to have him
here "he's a capital hand at entertain
ment and very obliging."
"And a colonel." I added, malicious
ly. "Colonel by the grace of God," re
marked tbe landlord. Irreverently, "but
he likes the title, and I confess It
seems to fit him."
Several weeks went by. Guests cam,
and went at the hotel, but the colonel,
Miss Catherwood' and Mrs. O'Hara re
mained. Mra. O'Hara Hked the rest-
'MABBT TOU, COL. WBITMOBK!
fulness of the mountains. Miss Cath
erwood liked Mrs. O'Hara. and the col
onel, welt at first we would not be
lieve It but finally we had to. the col
onel liked Miss Catherwood. For a
time we all thought It was his Vir
ginia courtliness that made his atten
tions to ber look like devotion, but at
last we voted he was In love, deeply;
hopelessly In love. We felt sorry for
him, of course. He haunted Miss Cath-
' erwood constantly, strolled with her.
) rowed with her, played golf with her.
' and carried her books and wraps
around like a stare. He even became
more of a liar for her sake. Europe
was drawn on daily to furnish start
ling experiences, and Taunton valley,
"the garden of Virginia," became a
paradise, an elysium, with his broad
acres in the midst of It
We all felt sorry for Miss Cather
wood, too, we thought It must be rath
er unpleasant for ber to hare so much
Poniposlty, mendacity and rotundity in
tow all the time, but we could no noth
ing. The colonel hovered around her
with feverish anxiety whenever we
tried to rescue her, and at last we gave
It up. If she wouldn't kill him off.
why should we? ' ' -
One night I strolled down to a seat
at the bottom of the lawn, where ! la
tended to watch the- moon rise over
witn JU8t enusn lor In the air to
make one lament that vacations did
' not last forever, an evening when one
I aii. . . .
lan somuae. .a i sai pensively
azin across the-valley toward the'
dl8t,t gorge, which was gradually
lShtln' "P wlth the nret J of the
moon' 1 becme aware of voices near
n,e' Myst was screened off by a
c,UInP of bushes from the rest of the
,awn and ln my m"sIng8 8ome one ha5
muru iruKBtrssiuu Ol luuiwr wura
close by. At first I paid no attention
to tbe voices, but suddenly my Inter
est was aroused.
"Marry you. Col. Whltmore! Ton
surprise me."
The reply was inaudible, but fervent,
and some mlnnios passed before I
heard Miss Catherwood's voice again.
1 "I am sorry. Col. Whltmore, very
sorry. Indeed, but I didn't suppose
' your gallant devotion to me would lead
you to marry me. I really do like yon
very well, but not In tbe way you de
sire. You have been kind and enter
taining, and all that have made my
little sojourn here pass pleasantly and
I'm very grateful to you, I'm sure; but
marry you what an Idea!"
I confess I rwgan to feel sorry for
the colonel, she had such an airy, easy
way of dispatching a fellow without
mercy. Again he made some Impas
sioned answer which I could not un
derstand. Miss Catherwood greeted
It with a ripple of laughter, yes, she ac
tually laughed.
"I don't know but I might as well
tell you, colonel, why I would not mar
ry you your remark about the Whlt
more estate Just now leads me to.
Don't yon know there Is no Whltmore
estate? There may be a 'garden of
Virginia, sir,' with an Imitation of poor
Whitmore's pronunciation, "bnt there
are no broad acres ln It that yon own.
And then all your talk about Europe,
your experiences in Russia, your gam
bling at Monte Carlo, your arrest in
Germany that's all very amusing as
fiction, but It has no foundation in
fact"
She paused as the colonel tried to
stammer out a reply. Then she went
on:
"And your pompous lordliness, your
affected manners, even your title of
colonel, as nicely as It fits yon, annoy
me. Ton are not a real man; yon are
a sort of summer man, created for re
sort places and lonely spinsters or
widows," she added, probably allud
ing to Mrs. O'Hara.
"I want a man to fall in love with
me, and when I marry I'll marry a
man. Come now, colonel, don't be
mad at me" I caught the sound of a
swear word "I may seem severe but
a woman has Ideals like men, and It's
bard to see them humbled or de
stroyed. We'll be friends, though. Just
tbe same, colonel, and you may lay
my beartlessness to the fact that I am
almost 30 years old, and cross and
ugly."
She tripped away toward the house,
and left the poor colonel wilted as a
leaf. I felt sorry for him, upon my
word I did, especially when I heard
him sob. If s so pathetic when a man
breaks down and sobs.
The next day Miss Catherwood and
Ml t. O'Hara left the hotel and before
the week was over the rest of us had
gone.
When the next summer came I was
with tbe other newspaper men with
our army before Santiago. Frequently
on some of those hot days I thought
of the mountains up north, and the ho
tel, and once or twice : 1 actually
thought of Whltmore.. but when I did
I. laughed, for he did not very .much
resemble the soldiers I saWarewad Baa
I fancied hi. namby-pamby man-
not hold oat long against
nfln, saeal, fever and poor food. -
One) day I made a ' discovery that
brought back the hotel very vividly
Miss Catherwood was a nurse
of the Held hospitals, and the
said a very valuable one. I
atr once or twice, on my way
headquarters and tbe front
and chatter with her for a moment I
waa ashamed of it but every time I
saw her I could, not help thinking of
Whltmore and tbe way she bad flayed
him alive. Xo wonder she relished this
army life, wittf plenty of men dead and.
gtm
vtatted I
dying. her own little room, and fast asleep.
Then came one of those bloody days j Jhe had wanted very badly Indeed to
when our lines were tightening in a(:tay up and see her cousins from Call
death grip on Santiago. It was warornla. bat mother bad said, "No, Eva,
with a vengeance and tbe 'hospitals t will be late when father brings
were getting their quota faet As I hem. and they ' are. sure to be very
made my way through the Jungle to- ired. so as soon as ever they have had
ward our firing line I had to pass the Hmething to eat I shall see rhem tack
hospltal tent I looked in a moment id up In bed, poor little souls. Every,,
to see how Miss Catherwood was far-' hlug will be strange and new to them,
log, and to hand her a note from the to you must try to make them very
surgeon. . Iiappy, Eva." " ..J,
As I stood there a Red Cross man Eva was up early the next morning,
and a soldier brought in a man on a . 'or she was very anxious to see ber
litter.
."He's my captain," I heard the sol-
dier say to Miss Catherwood, who met
them, "and he's a regular devil. Why,
he led us men right through that scrub
and barb wire, and up tbe slope, the j
outlets plugging arouna use nan. ana
at the top ef tbe hill they knocked him
over, but be got up and swore, and
yelled, and went In again. I saw him
shoot a Spaniard not twenty feet from
the blockhouse. And then he went !
over again." i
Miss Catherwood did not pay much ,
attention to the man, stories of such !
valor were common enough. But the
soldier had to talk to some one about
his captain, so he turned to me. j
"After we carried him back to the ,
rear he wouldn't let the surgeons !
touch him till they'd cut and sawed all ,
the other fellows who needed It worse ',
than be did. Just lay there In the hot j
snn and let the flies buzz over blm and f
never a word. He s a perreet devil of
a man to fight."
Tbe assistants lifted tbe wounded
man on to a cot, and turned to izn.
Just then he opened bis eyes in a wild
way, and in bis delirium started to
swear. I think, but caught sight of the
nurse and stopped. Hearing him say
something. Miss Catherwood came to
ward blm. Close to tbe cot she stop
ped, moaned, held out ber hands, then
knelt down by him.
"O Colonel Whltmore, my colonel."
she cried.
He turned his head uneasily "In
the garden of Virginia," I heard him
my. Detroit Free ITess. j
STANDARD' OF EXCELLENCE.
A Mountaineer Who Appreciate!!
Really Good Cooking.
As a rule tbe mountaineer of Ken
tucky Is not a gastronomic connoisseur.
and the visitor at his table is quite as
likelv to hear dried annles referred In
as "fruit" aa he is to fin.l anr ntlier .
kind of fruit on the table. Occasion-
ally, however, one of them Is sufficient- t
ly fortunate to get away from his fast
nesses, and living temporarily down in
tllf 1)1 no cm sa hm on ntitwii-f tin! t- in
acquire some virtues not otherwise ob - i
tainable. It was such a one I caught
up with one morning in June along the
ridge of the Cumberlands.
"I'm looking for a place," f saio.
after a few preliminaries, "where I can
stop for a week or so while I look up
some timber I have in this neighbor
hood. Do you know of any?"
"There ain't much uv that sort
eround here." he replied, "exceptln'
you go ter Mt Pleasant an I reckon
that's too fer. But hoi' on," be broke
In. with a sudden thought," "thnr's tlr
Widder Tackett She axed me ylstidy
to see some uv you folks at the mill
and tell 'em she had a place to sleep
and eat two' er three men ef they
wuzn't too pertickler."
"Is it a pretty good place?" I In
quired, thoughtlessly.
The young man's face flushed.
"Well, I reckon," he said, with some
emphasis; "she's goin' to be my mother-in-law.
come next Septeniler." .-
"Oh, I beg your pardon." I hastened
to explain. "I only asked to know if
she had good eating. Some of that we
get in private houses, even In the
cities, you know, is not the best in the
world."
"Cities be derned," he said, with h
fine feeling; "yer ain't never tried the
Widder Tackett's pie yet, mister, an'
yer want to keep still till yer do. Ain't
nothin' like it nowhere, no matter what
kind uv a pie she sets afore yer. It's
all ne pluslbus unum. an' no mistake..
Why, I'm tellin' you that I sot down
to one uv her pies lust week, dern ef I
recomemler what kind It wuz, ef I
ever knowed, an' I wuz eatln' right In
to It like a hot shovel goin' into a snow
pile, an' BUI Rogers acrost the table
from me called me a liar, an' I never
said a dern word ter him tell I had
plum et my pie and got my teeth pick
ed. Dern my buttoms ef I did. col
onel."
I did not like to Inquire further Into
the mystery of what happened to Mr.
Rogers after the last taste of the pie
was safely boused by my Inform-it.
but I made a fair guess and went on to I
see the Widow Tackett concerning)
board and lodging for one man for one i
eeat Washington Star.
Fastidiousness in Food.
It may be doubted whether we do not
lose much from the gastronomic point
of view by our overfastidlousncss In
eating, says St. Nicholas. One who has
recently experimented upon tbe flesh of
strange animals says that crocodile,
though testing somewhat of musk, is
yet far from unsavory meat Elephant
foot is a delicacy well known to African
travelers, and the flesh of lions Is said
to taste well, differing therein from thai
of the tiger, which is drv and full of
nerves.
The rhinoceros Is said to furnish a
sort of cross between pork and beef, j
while all are agreed that the monkey i
is capital eating and better than tbe '
best rabbit Tbe opossum and tbe
Kangaroo oniy require to ue Known to
be appreciated, while the flesh of the
seat though rather dark. Is exceedingly
nutritious, and, above all, very digest
ible. All these are animals which, although
unfamiliar to most of ns, have In them
selves nothing repulsive or unsightly
When we come to bear that locusts'arc
at least as good eating as shrimps, and
that nine-tenths of the potted lobster in
circulation is made from octopus, w
think It well to drop the curtain. Tbe. e
are some mysteries which should n :
be pried Into too closely.
Oood Beaeonu
' Father James, you know 1 disap
prove very much of your fighting, but
I cannot help feeling proud of you
whipping such a big boy as that What
did yon whip him for?
'Son (indignantly) Why, he said I
lasted like yon. .
I - -' - . ?
! HOtt, nPF.H'H ' lTmfN.
DEPARTMENT ' FOR . -LITTLE
. BOYS, AND- GIRLS... ...
Wtklag that WU1 Interval the J
vsmtla Meaaben of Every Household
Qaalas Actions and Bright Barings
eaTMamy Cat aad Cumins Children.
When Elsie and Ethel, Eva's two lit
le cousins, arrived at Aunt Maggie's,'
Eva herself was tucked up in bed In J
j tew cousins, and "as soon a she was
tressed she went to their room -to payx
hem a visit with one of her .toys in
iier band.-. Both .the llttLevgiris were
iwake, and at first Eva felt jiista H.
PLATINO WITH JUMPING JACK.
le tiny bit shy. but she soon summon
m! up courage to say, "I'm Eva, and
I've brought you this to play with."
Then Elsie came to the foot of- the
xnI. and very soon all three' little girls
A-ere laughing merrily at the conilc
in tics of the "Jumping Jack." and lit
ie Ethel was saying. "Cousin Eva,
iiayn't I have it "to play with a bit
low?" and by the time Mamma came
n to tell the little" travelers that It
.vns time to get dressed they were fast
iTricrHls, and Elsie and Ethel had made
I ip their minds that they were going to
! ovp Coilsin Eva verv milch Imlceil for
ha(1 protnsed to lend them all het
;ovs nn(, books. and Eva nad gn(J ..0,
I ;ourse we must be friends,
for don't
iiir names all begin with the same let
:er?" Poor Boya Who Became Great Men.
Abraham Lincoln was a rati splitter.
Benjamin Franklin cut wicks and
nade molds for tallow candles.
James A. Garfield drove a horse or)
,ow Ia,n
Andrew Johnson was a tailor. ' c
William Dean Howells, otie of oui
greatest novelists, was a poor printer's
joy. .'
George M.. Pullman began work at (
"1'1ry J 40 a ear and. Jed M?
..Itll tt ,-,.-, ,i A ...MIT
John D. Rockefeller was glad tofind
employment as an office boy for some
rears.
John Roach, who was at his death k
caster mechanic, and stood on- fh
.ilgbest round of worldly fame, .eame
o this country a ragged, homeless,
Iriendless boy. .
The present governor of Alaska spent
lis childhood in a home for the friend
ess ln New York. . "
A man who is now an attorney foi
our large corporations and- travels
bout ln his special car,' with thou
lands to spend, -was also a child -of
rharity.
Elias Howe, the inventor of the sew
ng machine, and who died worth. mill-:
ons, and what Is better still, was ev
erywhere considered the benefactor of
lis race, was a poor mechanic and
forked ln a machine shop:
These examples prove to us that to
be born well and to have wealth Is'
lot necessary to success in this world;
Xo matter what.the environment of
mr American boy and. girl, 'if they
lave ambition, industry, ability hon-
i
You're
Gambling!
It's too risky, this
gambling with your
cough. You take the
chance of its wear
ing off. Don't 1
The first thing
you know it will be
down deep in your
lungs and the game's
lost. Take some of
Aycr's Cherry Pec
toral and stop the
gambling and the
cough. , ?,
"I was given up to die with '
quick consumption. I ran down "
from 138 to 98 pounds. I raised
blood, and never expected to get
off my bed alive. I then read of
Aycr's Cherry Pectoral and began
its use. I commenced to improve
at once. I am now back to my
old weight and in the best of
health." Chas. E. Hastman,
Gibbstown, N. Y., March 3, 1899.
Yoa can now get Ajer't
Cherry Pectoral is 25 ceat
size, just right for an ordinary
cold. The 50 cent size is bet
ter for bronchitis, croup, whooping-cough,
asthma, ana the grip.
The dollar size is best to keep
on hand, and is most economical
for long-standing cases.
THEMimONDOIlARroTATQ
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U Catalog (ells so also about Sal- r Jt
n ssr's bittern Six Weeks' Mass, f v"
U Lsigssl am and vegetable assd V . HJ
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JmbBsnsruJ
Her
great
Is
under her own
vision
Every woman on this
oontment should under
stand that she dan write
freely to Mrs Plnkham
shout her physical con
dition hooauso KSrSm Plnk
ham Is "
A XTJdDimDSnD
and booause &rs Plnk
ham never violates oon
tUenoe and heoause aha
Jmowa more about the Bis
of Women than any other
'person la this country
Lydla E. Plnkham9 a
Vegetable Compound has
cured a million . slok wo
men Every neighbor
hood, almost. : every
family, oontams- women
relieved of pain by this
great medSolnom
BOOK Aufc.MS I. ANTED' lOR '
tht fraadast ul fattaii-aama book- era puMfehad, .
Pulpit Echoes
bb inmie trftbm fob heab an veart.
Contain in Mr. MMlTll tf Sermow, with
Up Storto. Incident. Pcnonal Expemncw.etc., m
By D. L. Moody
linurl. With a cooiplttr hlrtorr of hi, lift hr . CH AS. F.
CiOMS, Putor or Mr Moodj Chicago Church for ore tow.
and an. Intreduetioa b, Kr. I. I'M AN ABBOTT, few .
Urmnd new. flv pp.,ot(n, ,), uiMjvrarca. pj-iirvBon
AliKTM AXTU-Mn and Woowa. 07'Salra
ImhicnM harTMt time fnr Aircnta.. Seod for Irmw- to
A. It. n uKTUl.Nt.Te3 CO.. BUtrUa. Com.
psty, temperance and .virtue and a love
for God and man,, they are sure. to
make noble men and women of them
selves, and that Is the truest success.
Wealth ' usually comes to one who
ractlces the above virtues, but the
jian with wealth alone Is poor Indeed.
Much mere to be desired is character
md-the influence-that follows..
Pautv s Blood Deep.
.Clran blood . ateana -. a , clean akin. Mo
teauty without IL Cascareta, Candy Cathar
tic clean your blood and keen It dean, by
ftirrinff; up tbe lazy liver and driving alt im
purities from the bod.. Begin tolajr to
banish pimplea. boils, Notches, blackheads
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascareta, beauty for ten cents. All drug,
gists, aaiisfactiou guaranteed, 25c 50c
Songs of triumph, are possible only
to the. Sons of tribulation.
Catarrh Catnaot aw Cnradl
With local application as they cannot reaeh
the aeat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional disease, and in order to cu ra
it you must-take internal remedies. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and actx di
reotly on the blood and mucous surface. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was
Brescribed by one of the best physicians in
lis country for years, and is a regular pre
scription. It Is composed of the best tonics
known, combined with the best blood purifiers,
artihe directly on the mucous surfaces. Ths
perfect combination of the two intrredlentsria
what produces suoh wonderful results in CDh
ing catarrh. Send for testimonials, tree. '
F. J. Cacinev A Co.. Props Toledo, O -Sold
by Druggists, price, 78c.
HaU'a Family Pills are the best, . "
Care-not is- a - grreater
success than cannot. ...
hindrance to
Bow Are Year KMaeyst
Dr. Hobos' eparagus Pills core all kidney Ills. Bank
le free. Add. SterUuc Bemedj Co Chloago or N. r.
Self forgetfulness is only
by remembering; others.
acquired
Vitality low, debilitated or exhausted cured
by Dr. Kline's Invigoratins; Tonic Fans $1
trial bottle for 2 weeks' treatment. Dr Kline,
I.U., 1 Arch Sr., l'hi.., lphia. Founded 1871.
Politeness is often worth more to the
one who offers, it than the one who ac
cepts It. -
Oos't Tobacet Salt aad Saokl Yost Lilt away. '
To quit tobacco easily .and forever, be mag
ttlic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-Bac,
the wonder-workerV that makes weak men
txong. All druggists, 50c or $1. Cure guar,
a 11 teed. Booklet -and sample free. Address,
blcrling Remedy Co,- Chicago or New York.
Most men begin to save after they-i
have spent ail.
We have not been without Plan's Cnro for
Consumption for 10 years. Lrzzni eaaaat.
Camp St HarrisbuTS. Pa. May 4, "
Alcohol for Antomobllea.
Tbe majority of motor cars are now
Hriven by petroleum, bnt a French en
gineer recommends the use of alcohol
Instead, and motors are being altered
so as to consume it. There is no fear
of explosion with alcohol, and It is said
to be less costly than petroleum.
: Moat Live for That,
"I have nothing left' to live for,"
moaned the rejected suitor.
"You forget yourself," said she.
Tbe more he thought of it tbe more
was be convinced she was right Oma
ha World-Herald.
- To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascareta Candv Cathartic. - 10c or 25&
If C. C. C. tail to cure, druggists tefund n oner.
Western girls. Ilka to read of yachting
and automobile costumes; tbey hope
to own yachts and automobiles after
tliey have married princes.
C Hard luck sticks to some men like a
grease spot on a pair of new trousers. .
-. Don't envy the man with a wonderful
memory;,he remembers much that he'd
ratherforget.
Mankind generally take the most pride
In something their neighbor hasn't got
and can't get.
Ial-1IIIU9U.IIIIB!A.1I .1
II, nasi a bbbb. is swiiiiBt.1. Baav VI a lll'j
Curefl a Cotitrh or Cold sit onr. X
CroiiD without tail.
Is the best for Bronchitis, Gnppe, 2
Hoarseness. Whooping-cough, ana 13
for the care of Conwmptloa. ' fcj
5
Mothcrsprsiseit. Doctors prescribe ft.
bmsii aoses ; quick, sure results.
H'i;ttiiMUiriti.iiiii-.m
n 19 O D QY ? DISCOVERT;,
UllwfrO I quN riH,f and nrm wor
eaaaa. Boua of taatwonials aad 10 days' traataasnl
Free. Dr. a a. SBIIS'S SOat, Baa S. AUaata. Sa.
rSwSa(
FOR FIFTY YEARS!
s MRS. WINSLOWS
i SOOTHING SYRUP 4
6 has been used nr million of mothers for
v nrr children while Teething for over Fiftr
Years, Jt soothes the child, softens thl
A sums. aDars all pain, cures wind colic, ant 9
M ibe bast remedy for diarrbcea.
J Twenty-five Cants a Bettu. 0
How ti Get Offiet 11:"
the Government Office Training School Washing
on, D C- Women eligible. Positions Permanent.
If afflicted with
tepson'$ Eye Water
sore ere, vwe
Is Mrs, Plnkha
TrTatMPCT OAUIA
a. envai
BE obedient man
gains obedience.
It takes a good
men to do good
tilings.
The real
al la sent down,
aot gotten trp.
An impure
thought, in -the
heart lock
door on God.
Eternal Ufa
the only carta
ray of perpetuating onraalTea. .
Motives are greater than methods..
The biggest lights art not always tna
aest.
The world without will be wnat jonr
world within Is. -.
The coward capitulates by changing
front before the enemy.
Science Is a word that many use as
a wrapper for Ignorance.
TtlaolnlesblD IOMM giving P.
ting down and going on.
whan von have no aim, yon are w
likely to make any mark.
Strife bolls up so quickly that be wno
rtlrs it often gets scalded.
The crosses created by carelteuuia
cannot be credited to God.
Sympathy and sincerity give tho
pen sesame to every heart.
-Tk'. mnri nicked no by the wheels
floes not increase the speed.
The knowledge of the Savior gives
ihs tlrat real knowledge of self.
The strengthening of life Is of more
Imnortance than its lengtnenmg.
t la inr charitv to give the crust
that Is too hard for your own irem.
ir nuivaninn mpim only to turn
bout snd then sit down, there Is not
much advantage in It.
NO BALD HEADS IN ALASKA.
Cold Climate Canned a Great Growth
of Hair.
The exoerience of Roderick Dho
Smith, who recently returned from the
Klondike region with a big budget of
experience, quite a little sum of money
and a head of hair which almost quali
fies him td take an engagement as a
Clrcaaslon girl In a circus is of espe
cial interest to a large contingent of
bis fellow men and women. For be it
known that Roderick, before making
bis perilous way to the Arctic regions.
though otherwise pleasing to look upon
and still on the sunny side of .forty,
was the owner of a head which made
theater ushers, whenever there was a
ballet on the program, escort him
down to the .front row without even
glancing at his seat check. ; .
While this might have. been consid
ered an advantage by some people. It
was not pleasing to Mr. Smith, who is
an essentially modest man and averse
to being made unduly prominent on
any occasion. It is said, too, that , his
baldness was the. real cause of his
starting out in search of gold, since
he spent all his patrimony in the pur
chase of hair restorers, and it was nec
essary for . him to do something, no
matter how desperate, to retrieve his
fallen fortunes. .
Be that as It may, he went to Alaska,
and after a two years' residence there,
has returned a modern Sampson, as
far as chevalnre is concerned, and' he
declares that the transformation is en
tirely due to tbe rigors of the "climate
ln that quarter of tbe globe.
"The Intense cold kills all germs and
microbes,'' he asserts, "and stimulates
the scalp and nature does the rest,"
snd' be proudly exhibits bis Uon-like
mane as. proof of what nature can do
when she takes a fancy, unassisted by
washes or oils or unguents of any kind.
P. J. McLeod, who has spent twelve
years in Alaska and the Northwest,
corroborates his story as to the virtues
of that frigid clime as a hair producer.
"My hair was always thick." be says,
"so I cannot speak from .personal ex
perience, but tbe way dogs put on hair
up there Is a caution. They;' get as
shaggy as Shetland ponies, and now I
think of It. I never saw a bald-beaded .
fellow anywhere around there. To tell
the truth they all look, after they have
got -to work, as though a razor and a
pair of scissors were far more needed
than a hair restorer, and I think a mis
sionary barber could do good work
among them.'' San Francisco Call.
Savins; to tbe Last.
"Ton have only an hour longer to
live," said tbe physician, solemnly, to
tbe wealthy miser ,on bis death bed.
"Is there anything you wish attended
to before you pass away?'
"Yes," answered the stricken man, ln
faint, yet eager, tones. "I am glad you
spoke of It. Send for the barber at
once and have him shave' me before I
die. I only, have to pay him 50 cents
for coming ln to shave me now, and
the regular price is $1 for shaving a
dead man. Might as well save that
half dollar while I'm about It," New
York World.
Educate Yonr Bowels With Cascareta
5djr Ca'hertle, cure constipation forever.
10c, 25c liC.CC. fail, druggist refund money.
Practice what you pray particular
ly at the ballot-box.
RUPTURE
Core Guaranteed br DR. J B MAvra
1016 ARCH ST,FHilX"-ioncV
no operation or delay trom business. Consults'
lion tree. Endorsements of physicians, ladies
' circular, office
BWllayA. M. tOl If. M
Industry keeps the body healthy, the
mind clear, the heart whole and the
purse full.
Mrs. Winslow-s Soothing Syrup for children
teething, siftens the guma, reducing inflamma
tion, alleys pain, cures wind colic. 23c a bottle.
This) Doaj Thought.
A collie was in the habit of fetching
his master's room slippers, cap, keys,
or anything be was sent for. One day,
sent on the usual errand, he did not
reappear. His master followed, and
found that the door of the bod room
had blown to, and that the dog was a
prisoner. Borne days later be was
again told to fetch something, and, as
the wind was high, his master, after a
few minutes' delay, followed him. He
found him In the act of fixing the door
firmly back with the door mat, which
he had rolled up for the purpose; and
having taken this precaution, the pru
dent animal proceeded to look for the
slippers.
Had Hia Ixtabta.
"Oh, papar exclaimed little 4-year-old
Ned. ."Look wbat'a bright Starr
"Yes," replied the father, "and It Is
three times as large at the earth."
"Oh, no, it isn't" said Ned.
"Why de you doubt itr asked his
father.
"Because if It was It would keep the
rain off."
.v.We wIe,de1 T our wishes, rather
than by our wisdom. er
Borne people would growl about tSft
waustr u ii rosea silver
Soldiers by experience taught
Learn the art of packing,
Luxuries receive no.thought;
But, whate'er is lacking,
Soap is there. The veteran shows
Care in its selection.
Ivory Soap is best for clothes;
For the bath perfection.
Then it floats; and so he chooses
Ivory, as the soap he uses.
eoerswMT uns by tmc saoens a aanaU CO. cmcmiun
m wM
Hands and Limbs Covered with Blisters and
Oreat Red Blotches. Scratched Until Almost
Wild. Burned Like Fire. Sleep Impossible.
CUTICURA Remedies Bring Speedy Relief
and a Permanent Cure at a Cost of Only $2.
' I was a sufferer for eight years from that most distressing ol
all diseases, Eczema. I tried some of the best physicians in the
VjM
tfflifafr-.
gave them a thorough trial, and after a few applications I noticed
the redness and inflammation disappear. Before I had used
one box there was not a sign of. Eczema left. I can truthfully
assert that l$2.oo worth of CUTICURA REMEDIES cured me.
There has been no sign of its return anywhere upon my body
since I wrote you I was cured, nearly four years ago. Hardly a
month passes but what I receive a letter or some one calls and
wishes to know how I got cured, if I had Eczema bad, and if
the cure has been permanent, etc., etc. I always take pleasure in
enlightening them the best I can.
JOHN D. PORTE, Pittsburg, March I, 1899.
Of JOHN D. PORTE fit Co., Real Estate and Insurance.
428 Fourth Avenue, Pittsburg, Ta.
The agonizing itching and burning of tbe skin, as in eczema, the frightful scaling,
as in psoriasis; tbe loss of hair and crusting of the scalp, as in scalled head; the
facial disfigurement, as ia pimples and ringworm, the awful suffering of infants and
the anxiety of worn-out parents, as in milk crust, tetter, and salt rheum all demand
a remedy of almost superhuman virtues to successfully cope with them. That
item
tr?tw fnch"ad P fcya H donbt. No statement is made rerd
i !52 ?. I jf Just'fie1 y strongest evidence. The purity and sweetness,
tpower to afford immediate relief, the certainty of speedy a,l permanent cure, the
,L Si a". .P63 nomy. have made them the standard skin cures and
Tl'f7 ' i " cJiv,I,zfi WOTld- The treatment is simple, direct, agreeable,
BatlWrT ;, -Bdapttdut the yonK tafart a. well L adults of every ape.
f .5 V , W'.th hot Water aud Coticura Soar to cleanse the surface
1 tUm th6 thicke"d olid. ry. without hard rubbing.
.CVV Ointment freely, to allay itching, irritation, and inflammation,
WrlTrt. ?' "J,df,ytee CrmcoaA Rsolv.t to cool and cleanse the
in . J !!L'?d wholesome treatment affords instant relief, permits rest and
oflhe skta aCTanTh1,eCMra ther ltChin- bnmin nd hnmo"
asrtkTA "? poinV 10 a 'Py- Permanent, and economical
B-? r2? ii 9?. rrftd'e8 "ren tho best Phycins fail. Ccticcra Ths
RSSOLV sf ! sid CCT t'' 28C- OlNTMKMT, 60c.. CUTlCt RA
MILLIONS OF 171 OTHERS
KeaaeaaSr H I. t only the pure.
dl.tre.sln, heat rashes. ctaknsTriS: "'3'."
none ol too scalp, with drv thin n.i f.TiT ir. . "I"1"-Ior "tibkmi, liming imu
aand simple lntilSTumo hands, and shapely
.
aatsrereol tbetortareai of the a1aan.
1.1 !Wch 1 fflted for tweSw
toS?of IrJ-.af7.M 2r CASCARETS In the
sown Of Newell. Ia.. and never found anvthln.
to equal them. To-day I am enUnl tril JUSI
piles and feel like a new man" trom
. """" Jones St., Sioux City, Ia.
CANDV
CATHARTIC
rjffant, Palatbl. Potent, Taata nnrwt tw.
- CIIDsT athaWaVHaaa .aa,....
"wwwro, vvcatiftn.or Grips. Xk
CsaT. nil an, atrJ. s
a Vara. Ill
IO-TOW-Msaa
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country, but they did me little
good. The palms of my hands
were covered and would become
inflamed; little white blisters at
first would appear, then they
would peel off, leaving a red,
smooth surface which would burn
like fire and itch ; well, there is
no name for it. On the inside
of the upper part of both my
limbs '. great red blotches, not
unlike hives, would appear, and
as soon as I became 'warm the
burning and itching would begins
Night after night I would lie
awake all night and scratch and
almost go wild. I heard of CUTI
cura Remedies, got them and
"l bAeJ"h.1" ,TOT becomlnrlous, Kr
'J luuiDV-IIMUlCs
' Ssfltr- .
ttaalli III
Cats lag
FARM
tells.
SEEDS
r Ulur'i fasts artWarraatat ta rnaaca.
IO DOLLARS WORTH FOR lOc.
1 vmr MadiTSaH Ba,b. tb S-ari
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taa miMt phi on wik; 31mt ,
prima VhML S.. iacladlna oar naa-
'laat. Kraitaad S1 rtloir. LlllDgail .
aboot su, sireat MlllUa Dtllar
riuui all atl fer 10c. poaiM :
P"'"tir warm 910 I fcla.tart.
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ri
. SS pkga carttrat MMa
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aloae.ac,
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I. , - . J. -. w HVIIIIkkl arwiifc
oss this. A trial i ks,;s malW fras.
cotxiaa Baoa. atBDicuia Co.,8r. Loo.
flr?TEn'snr.n
Just as cheap as poor ink.
DR. ARNOLD'S COUGH
ittSr if II LEI.