...'- B. F. SCHWEIER, VOL. LIV. MIFFLIXTOWX, JUNIATA COUNTY, FENN., WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 24, 190O. NO. 7. THE nnnTiTHTinM tuc UMiriM inn tut rumor rtirttr nc tuc i awe rrHnr Pmnrlntnr CHAPTER X. Long slm e the moon baa mounted the heaven-; "w it is at its full. A myriad stars k.- i -.inpn ny with it. the hush of t'-"I'i nature pays homage to it. Sol emnly. sl"Iy, from the old belfry tower the twelve strokes of midnight have s.,Mii li'l "ii tin- air. Vera, li-ing cautiously from beside Gri eMa. nliu is, ns usual, sleeping the sleep of tin- jn-t. slips gently on to the bare white ai ! which the moonbeams are traveling delicately. Sleep lias deserted her. Weary at last of her efforts to lose herself and her hate f il tli' ii-hts in unconsciousness, she determine- to rise and try what study may du f.r her. She steps lightly across the ro'io. "pens the door and speeds with all hn-fe 'ver the corridor, gaunt and ghost ly in the dim light, down the grand old ataircase. and enters a room on the left of the library, where one day she made the discovery that comfort was to be fuuud. Strik-int; a match, she lights a lamp upon a side table and proceeds to exam ltie the book shelves. Taking down one that she thinks will please her. Vera kneels upon one of the deep window Milts, looks outward, trying to pierce the soft and scented gloom. The opening of the door rouses her. It Is iiuite an hour later an hour forgotten by her as she read. With a sudden start she looks up, turning her face over her shoulder to the door, to see who can be coming in at this unholy hour. Her heart grows cold within her as she sees Seaton Iysart! In silence they stare at each other. Vera, indeed, so great is her astonish ment, forgets to rise, but sits there curl ed up among her furs, with a little frozen look of fear and detestation on her per fect face. "I have disturbed you," says Seaton at last, breaking the spell, and speaking iu 11 distinctly unnatural tone. "I did hope I should have found pri-vtn-y somewhere, at some hour," says she. coldly. "I came for a book," says he, contrite ly. "Now that I am here, will you per mit me to say a few words in my own defense?" "Oh, defense!" says she, with undis guised scorn. "Certainly. I would prove to you how entirely you have wronged me," saye- firmlv. "I adnnMiri that once Mny father expressed a wish that 1 should marry you," coloring darkly, "always provided you were willing to accept me; and I" slowly "acceded to that wish." "But why, why?" demands she, flash ing round at him. "I do not wonder at your question. It seems impossible there should be a rea son." replies he. coldly; "for ever since the first hour we met you have treated me with uniform unfriendliness, I had almost said discourtesy." "There is a reason, nevertheless," says she, hotly. She has come a step or two nearer to him, and her large, lustrous eyes, uplifted, seem to look defiance into his. "Your reason I can fathom but your father's that, I confess, puzzles me. Why should he. whose god Is money, choose the penniless daughter of the brother he defrauded to be " "Defrauded?" interrupts Seaton. with frown. "Call it what you will," with an ex pressive gesture of her hand "undertake his defense, too; but the fact remains that the Iniquitous deed that gave to your father what should have been ours was undoubtedly drawn up by my uncle. I have heard all about it a hundred times. Your father hardly denied It to mine when last writing to him. His taking us home to live with him was, I sup pose, a sort of reparation. To marry me to you, and thus give me back the prop erty he stole is that a reparation, too?" She is as pale as death, and the hands that cling to the back of the chair near her are trembling. But her lips are firm and her eyes flashing. It occurs to Sea ton. gazing at her in breathless silence, that if she could have exterminated him then and there by a look she would have done it. "You degrade yourself and me when you talk like that," saya Seaton, who is Bow as pale as she Is. "For heaven's sake, try to remember how abominably you misrepresent the whole thing. If my father had a freak of this kind in his head a desire to see you married to his only son surely there was no discourtesy to you contained in such a desire. It was rather you must see that a well-meant arrangement on his part. It was more." boldly. "He loves me; in wishing to see yon my wife he paid you the highest compliment he could. I defy you to re gard it in any other light." "You plead his cause well it is your own," fays she, tapping the back of the chair with taper, angry fingers. "Why take the trouble? Do you think you can bring me to view the case in a lenient li;ht': Am I likely to forget that you y .a aided and abetted your father in try ing to force me into this detested mar rlnge?" "i'rny put that marriage out of your head." says he, slowly. "You have taken it too seriously. I assure you I would not many you now if you were as will iiiL' as you are unwilling. I can hardly put it stronger." "When my grandfather left this prop erty to your father," she says, slowly, "he left it purposely unentailed. Your father, then, were you to cross his wishes, could leave you, as I have been left, penniless. To avoid that, you would fall in with any of his views. You would even so far sacrifice yourself as to mar ry me:" Oh, the contempt in her tone! There Is a long pause. Then Seaton. striding forward, seizes her by both arms and turns her more directly to the light The grasp of his hands is as a vise, and afterward it seemed to her that he had. involuntarily, as it were, shaken her slightly. "How dare you?" he says. In 'w "M -intuited tone. She can see that his face is very white, and that it is with litliculty he restrains himself; she is con "ious, too, perhaps, of feeling a little frightened. Then he puts her quickly from him and inns away. "l'shaw, you are not worth it!" he '".vs. his manner full of the most intense elf -contempt. CHAPTER XI. A gleam of moonlight coming through .he open window puts the lamp to hame, and compels Vera'a attention. Uow sweet, how heavenly fair the gar lea seems, wrapped in those pale, cold seams! She can see it from where she its on the deep, cushioned seat of tlr.' dd-fashioned window, and a longing to rise and go into it, to feel the tender aight-wind beating on ber burning fore lead, takes possession of her. Catching up a light shawl to cover the evening gown she wears, she steals, care fully aa might a guilty soul, by Criwlda's bed, along the dusky corridor, down the itaircase, and past the servants' quar ters, where a light nnder Mrs. Urunch's ioor warns her that that remorseless foe baa as yet refused to surrender herself to slumber. A small door leading into the garden is close to this, and moving swiftly up the narrow stone passage that brings ber to it she opens the door, and so closing t after her that she can regain the house at any moment, she turns to find herself alone in the exquisite perfumed silence f the night. How long she thus gives herself up to the sweet new enjoyment of life she hardly knows until she hears the aucieu belfry clock telling the midnight hour. It startles her. Has she indeed been here so long? What if Griselda should wake and be alarmed for her? She moves quickly In the direction of the house, and at last, regaining the inner garden, begins to think her pleasant so journ at an end. She has neared the shrubberies and in voluntarily turns her glance their way as they lie upon her left; involuntarily, too, she seeks to pierce the darkness that en velops them, when she stops, and presses her hand convulsively to her breast. Who u It what is it, moving there, in the mysterious gloom? "Don't be frightened. It is I, Seaton," says a most unwelcome voice. "Ah!" she says. She is angry beyoni' loubt, and still further angered by tht inowledge' that there is more of reliel Jian coldness in the simple exclamation. "I had no Idea you were here at all," ihe says, faintly, after a pause that has frown sufficiently long to be awkward. "I am afraid I have startled you. If I and known I should not, of course, have fou make it verj'barrr for me,"" she lays, with a touch of passionate impa uence. "That is unjust," says he, roused in :urn. "To make your life easier is my leart's desire." "Are you succeeding, do you think? Does it," with gathering scorn, "make Tiy part smoother, when you compel me :o see that you stay away, or only come aere at hours inconvenient to you, be cause because of me?" She turns aside sharply, and walks a )tep or two away from him. Somehow it this instant, the growing chill of th .irly night seems to strike more sharply n her senses, and a shiver . not to be suppressed stirs her whole frame. "Yon are cold," he exclaims, coming jp to her with a hasty stride. "What madness It is, your being out at this aourl Come, come back to the house." She agrees silently to this proposition, ind follows him across the grass to the small oaken door that had given hei ?gress only to find it barred against her! Seaton, having tried it, glances at hei :n mute dismay. "Grunch must have fastened it, on her way to bed. The bolt is drawn," says be, slowly. "Do you mean that I can't get in?" asks she, as if unable to credit so terri ile an announcement. "Oh, I dare say it can't be so bad as :hat," hastily. "Only," hesitating, as if hardly knowing how to explain, "the front door is of course locked and chain ed, and the servants, with the exception if Grunch, all asleep at the top of the bouse; a late arrangement of my father's, ii the original servants' quarters He be low. I am afraid, therefore, that if we knocked forever, it would have no effect. However, I can try to do something, but n the meantime you must not stay out bere in the cold." "You may feel it cold. I don't," re turns she .perversely. "Not so long as the moonlight lasts, shall I find it lonely either. I," raising her unfriendly, beau tiful eyes to his "I assure you I shall be ijuite happy out here, even thongh I stay till the day dawns and the doors axe open again." "'Happy!'" As he repeats her word be looks at her with a keen scrutiny. "A word out of place, surely; given the best conditions, I hardly dare to believe you could ever be 'happy' at Greycourt." "Happy or unhappy," says she, with quick resentment, her mind being dis tressed by this awkward fear of having to pass the night from under any roof, surely it can be nothing to you! Why affect an interest in one who is as hate ful to you as I am?" A little fire has fallen into her tone, and there is ill-sup-pressed contempt in the eyes she lifts to his. Perhaps he is driven by it into an anger that leads to his betrayal. "Hateful to me! Do you think you are that. Vera?" says he. in a low tone, but one full of fierce and sudden passion passion long suppressed. "Do you hon estly believe that?" His manner is al most violent, and as be speaks he catches bo er hands in his, and crushes them vehemently against his breast "I would to heaven," he says, miserably, 'that that were sol" As If stupefied by surprise. Vera stands motionless, her hands lying passively in bis. She is aware that he is looking a. her. with a new, wild, strange expression in his eyes, but a horrible sense of being powerless to resist him numbs all her being. And suddenly, as she struggles with herself, he bends over her, and without warning lifts her hands and presses warm," fervent kisses on the small, cold hands. " ; Then she is aroused inaeeo i- ! . . . .1 t,. aharn movement oaa leium bj. wrenches herself free. - "Don't," she cries, faintly: "U is in sufferable! I cannot bear it!Have you honnP loft? I Her tone calms him, but something I ... . u: .!,. frainst the idea or WlIQin mm i"""" -.----- . lt- apology. He loves her-let her know it. He wW not go back from that, though her scorn slJ him. "There is nothing dishonorable," he says, steadily. "I love you; I am glad you know it. Despise me if you can, re-jet-t me as I know you will, I am still the better for the thought that 1 have laid bare to you all my heart. And now you cannot stay Here," he goes on quick ly, as though fearing to wait for her next words; "the night is cold and damp. There is the summer house over there," pointing in Its direction; "go and rest there, till I call you." Vera hastens to the shelter suggested, and sinking down upon the one seat It contains, a round rustic chair in the last stage of decay, gives way to the over powering fatigue,, that for the last hour lias been oppressing her. Reluctantly she does this, and quite unconsciously. Obstinately determined to fight sleep to the last, she presently succumbs to that kindly tyrant, and falls Into one of the most delicious slumbers she has ever yet enjoyed. How long it lasts she never knows, but when next she opens her eyes with a nervous start, the first flush of rosy dawn is flooding hill and valley and sea. Some thing lying at her feet disturbs all her preconceived fancies. It must have slip ped from her when she rose. Regard ing lt more earnestly, she acknowledges unwillingly that It is Sea ton's coat, a light gray one. When she was asleep, lost to all knowledge of friend or foe, then be had come and placed that coat across her shoulders. Her eyes are large and languid with sleep broken and unsatisfied, her soft hair lies ruffled on her low, broad brow. She looks timidly, nervously, around her as one expecting anything but good; her whole air is shrinking, and her whole self altogether lovely. To the young man standing in his shirt sleeves, half hidden among the laurels and looking at her. with admiration gen erously mixed with melancholy in his glance, she seems the very incarnation of all things desirable. He presses her hand and hurries her over the short, dewy grass into the shrubberies that form an effectual screen from all observation of those in the gar den beyond, and so on until they come t the small oaken doorway through which she had passed last night, and which has proved more foe than friend. Once inside the longed-for portal, her first impulse is a natural one; lt is to run as fast as her feet can carry her to ber own room. (To be continued.) COACHMAN KEPT HIS DIGNITY. ncldentally His Kmployer I ad Ilia Way in a Roundabout Fashion. This Is one of the many stories that are floating about town concerning a man very well known In the capital, who Is spending the summer In Eng land, says the Washington Post. lie baa taken a country bouse orer there for the season, and is living a grand seigneur with a troop of dear only knows bow many servants. These English servants, no their American master has discovered, are quits 'a ITfce the menials terwhour V3i accus tomed in M own country. ; They are specialists. Each one of them is. hired for some one particular work, and pro fessional etiquette forbids them to trespass on each other's preserves. How strictly they keep them each to bis own work the American did not know till, sauntering idly out of the bouse one day, he espied a watering can, which had been left by a gardener at a little distance from the mansion on the edge of the drive. It occurred to him that It would be amusing to play at being a gardener. He would water the flowers himself. So, calling to a man servant, who happened to be passing, he bade him fetch the water ing can. The man straightened him self up and touched his cap. "Beg pardon, sir," he said. In a tone of respect not unmixed with surprise, "I'm the coachman, sir." "All right," answered the American: "bring me that can." "Beg pardon, sir," repeated the man. "but I'm the coachman, slrf "Well, well," said the American. "I know you're the coachman. Bring me the can." The coachman touched his cap again, and repeated his former remark. Light dawned on the American. "Oh," said he, "you're the coachman, are you? Well, coachman, you go round to the stables and have my four-ln-hand brought round at once." The coachman saluted and walked away. The coach and four drew up at the door a few minutes later. The mas ter climbed In. "Now," said he, "drive me to that watering can." The order was obeyed. The horses paused a hundred yards down the drive. "Get down and hand me the can. now," ordered the mastet. . A moment, later he waa contentedly watering the flowers. He had the can. the coachman's dignity bad been pre served, and all was well. No Book of Inatrnciions. Weary Watklns I see here In the paper about bow to git on a trolley car and off. Hungry Hlggins I bet you won't see no piece about how to git on and off of freight cars. That kind of thing comes by nature, er It don't come at alL Indianapolis Journal. e lle-TliPeadin j. An ingenious lady lias suggested aL improvement in the method of holding a needle for the pm-ose of threading It. It Is to be held between the thini and little fingers of the left hand iu stead of by the thumb and forefinger, palm uppermost. The advantage ol this Is that the thumb and first flngei can lie used to grip the smallest end ol the thread aa soon as it protrudes from the eye, a method, preferable to that ol letting go the thread and 'endeavoring to get bold of the end with the right hand. This prevents the weight of tht cotton from dragging the end out of th eye again, . Trick in Making Matches. .. n. th almnle trick of cutting the wood across the grain, or of cutting it I with the grain at such an angle that ' it will split almost lengthwise when friction Is applied, it is asserxeu iui m. ' matcn trpst is adding to Its profits by enormous yearly sums. HEROES OP TWO WARS ROBERTS AND KITCHENER, WHO Jne Baa ped Undying; Fame In ttaa Celebrated March to Kandahar, tha Other Won Glory on the Bloody Band of the Bondan. j The seriousness of the war situation In South Africa has stirred up England! as' she has not been stirred up before In three-quarters of a century and has led to her ordering to the scene of host tillties two of her ablest generals. Field Marshal Lord Roberts, and Ma J. Gen. Lord Kitchener, the one the hero of Kandahar, in Asia, and the other the hero of Omdurman, in Africa. Lord Roberta, who will assume chief command in South Africa, Is the Idol of the British army, aud'ls popularly known as "Bobs." He is regarded by the military authorities of the leading countries of Europe aa the foremost British commander of the Victorian era, his celebrated forced march to Kandahar constituting one of the fin est feats of English arms in modern times. Lord Frederick S. Roberts was born in and was educated at the Royal Military College at Sandhurst. He was only 19 years old when he went to In dia and entered the Bengal artillery as a lieutenant. Here he lnbored un known to fame until the Indian muti ny, when he was attached to the col umn which was sent to attack Delhi, the forces of the rebellion. The posi tion of the small British force before the capital of the Insurrection was for months a perilous one. righting was of daily occurrence, the mutineers hav ing an inexhaustible supply of ammu nition. Roberts came under fire for the first time in a skirmish, when eight of his party were killed and thirty wounded. Soon afterward. In another of the engagements near the walls of the city, the young lieutenant was hit by a bullet near the spine as be was helping the drivers keep the horses quiet while limbering up the guns. A leather pouch had somehow slipped behind his back and prevented the bul let penetrating deeply. . At the Relief of Lncknow. ' After the capture of Delhi Roberts Joined the army of Sir Colin Camp bell, which advanced to the relief .of Lucknow. When the relieving artii got close to the rebel lines outside Lucknow Sir Colin, wishing to let the British commander, Outrani, . know of his progress, wanted a flag raised ou the mess house. Within plain view of the mutineers, Lieut. Roberts climbed to the top of the building, -and,; amid & rain of shot, raised the flag on the trrr.(ti)eaest,to J'-foe.. It 'C away.- and be replace 'jsr" ASIn H was shot away, nif he raised it again. Rut it was not for this deed that Rob erts won his Victorian Cross. That was done at Khodagunge, Jan. 2, 18oS. He saw In the distance two sepoys go ing away with a standard. Tutting spurs to his horse he overtook them. 1'hey turned and presented their mus kets at bim, and one of the men pulled the trigger. It snapped, missing tire, ind the sepoy was cut down by ILJj- rts' sword. The other mutineer rode away, and the youug lieutenant brought the standard back to camp. 1'he same day he rescued a wounded comrade under almost similar circum stances. In the years that followed the muti ny Roberts saw almost continual serv ice. He was at t'mebyla, In the fron tier campaign. In 1863; In 1S6T he had charge of the embarkation of the force for the Abyssinian campaign. In 1871 ind 1872 he was the senior staff offi cer In the Lushai campaign, and from 1S73 to 1S78 he was quartermaster general. All his promotions were "for merit." It was toward the end of 1878 that '.he great opportunity of Gen. Roberts' career came to him. The Ameer of Afghanistan rebelled against the au thority of Great Britain, and Roberts was sent at the head of the army to subdue him. He carried the enemy's stronghold at Telwar Kotal with a splendid rush at odds of almost 10 to I. The next year the news of Sir Louis Cavagnari's murder in Kabul horrified all England, and Roberts was called upon to lead another avenging force. With 6,000 men he cut his way straight through the hostile land, and In thirty days placed the British flag above the citadel of Kabul, after rout ing the Afghan army, which outnum bered the British by twelve to one. Then after re-enforcemeuts bad been sent to him he began one of the most famous marches in history over tow ering mountain ranges and through hostile territory, straight from Kabul to Kandahar 300 miles in twenty days. At the end of the march be crushed Ayoob Khan, and the whole empire rang with the praises of the man who a few months before had been almost unknown. Since then Roberts has advanced through' successive stages to the po sition - of' commander-in-chief of - the forces In Ireland. Now In his alxty seventh year he is called upon to face the hardest task of bla military ca reer. Kltchaner, Haro of the Bondan. Xord Kitchener, chief of staff to Lord Roberts, Is England's latest and most popular war hero. His success ful conquest of the Egyptian Soudan woa (or bla a famo In England te- be FIELD MARSHAL ROBERTS. compared with that of Admiral Dewey In this country. In return for the services Gen. Kitchener rendered his country in Egypt he was raised to the peerage and was voted a gift of $150.. 000 by the Ho,s of Commons. He was born in Kerry County, Ire land In 18,11. and at the age of tweuty received his commission as lieutenant of engineers. For a long time he was In the civil service iu Egypt, but In 18S2 'entered the regular service in Egypt under Sir Evelyn Wood, who was then engaged in the reorganiza tion of the Egyptian army. ' He re ceived an appointment on the Intelli gence staff when the troubles In the Soudan made necessary the dispatch of 'trustworthy English officers to Dongola in advance of Lord Wolse- MA J. KK.. KITCUK.VEB. ley's Nile expedition fifteen years ago. There Kitchener was always the one selected for any work-that demanded great- force of character, combined with tact and resourcefulness la deal ing with Intrigues of disloyal officials or winning over the chiefs who waver ed between fear" of Egyptian power and a hankering after the good things promised by Mahillsin. With the Nile expedition Kitchener's promotion was rapid. He became one of the two majors of cavalry In 1884, was made" lieutenant colonel In 18Mo and became colonel in 1888. He Was In command of a brigade of the Egyptian-army in the operations near Sua klm In. December. 18SS, and was pres eiit In the engagements at Gemalaah and at Toskl. in 1889. '. At the-beginning" of the" campaign ol 180(5 for the' reconijuest of the Soudan Kitchener was made conimander-ln-ehief of the forces In Egypt. He led a successful expedition up the Nile against the Khalifa, safely conducting bis 'troops .,ap iN facts' and through marauding tribes-.aid. owning, deserts itntll Orodiirmnn ws reached." Hera the Anglo-Egyptian troops and the dervishes, the latter being cut down like grass before the scythe. In one charge the dervishes lost 4,000 men and when the battle was over 16,000 of their dead and dying strew the ground. The Khalifa and his chiefs were fugi tives and have recently been killed. Kitchener, on returning borne after tliis brilliant expedition, became the popular idol. He is the youngest ma jor general ia the British army. OPPOSED BY THEIR OWN SEX. ttcason Why Women Fail of Recogni tion in bepartmenU. "Why Is it that women are practical ly debarred from receiving promotions to the higher places in the government service?" asked a government clerk of a iiuarter of a century's experience. The question was put to several ladles In the Treasury Department. Before any one of them had time to reply the questioner proceeded to answer his own interrogatory. "It is because they are held back bj members of their own sex," he said. "Some time ago a lady In one division I know of was so favorably regarded that she would have been made chief of that division, but as soon as her prospects became known her fellow clerks of the same sex became Indig nant and united In a protest They de clared that they could never work un der her; that they would a thousand times rather have a mnn than a woman to 'boss' them. They wouldn't allow her to 'lord it over them.' "That Is only a sample of many cases. Women can lie depended upon to antagonize women under such cir cumstances. Not only did they do so in the case I have cited, but they act ually gave the marble heart and the Icy hand to this woman after they defeat ed her prospects of promotion. I am satisfied that one of the most influen tial obstacles to women in their effort to secure equal recognition with men conies from their own sex." The man who had asked and answer ed the questions then moved off before his audience of lady clerks had an op portunity to reply to his assertions. Washington Star. Art. "Spreader pawned bis overcoat to gel canvas to paint a picture." "Did he sell the picture T' "Yes; what be got for lt just enabled him to get his overcoat back." Indian spoils Journal. The Unfashionable Creed. "Uncle Christopher, what was the primitive church?" "Well, lt was a church which valued Its poor members as much as it did Its rich ones." Indianapolis Journal. Salt Water Breed of Toads. J. Marsden, the agricultural commis missioner of Hawaii, will develop a sea toad, for the use of certain island dis tricts where standing fresh water Is scarce. Mr. Marsden is a firm believer In evolution and will follow lines sug gested by Darwin. Already toads have been produced in brackish waters. This tells the commissioner that he cannot fall. For the next culture he will make the water still more salty, and at about the fourth or fifth breeding will try pure sea water. He Is confident that the plan will work out correctly. In the undertaking Mr. Marsden has re ceived much encouragement from Prof. Koebele, the government entomologist, and from other fxi en da- John L Blair, In his earlier days owned a Western railroad along tht route of which he established a seriet of lunch rooms, at which employes of the road were to be charged 50 centi and all passengers 75 cents. Mr. Blali once dined at one of these places, and concluding his meal, laid down a hall dollar. "Hold on!" cried the cashier "you don't belong to this road." "1 know that." replied Mr. Blair, "tha road belongs to me." The skipper of a sailing vessel had at j passenger an estimable but sot very courageous minister and two carelest young men given to mischief. A sever storm came up, and although the young men were frightened enough, their ter ror was nothing to that of the poor min ister, who was Indeed a pitiable object "See here, sir," said the skipper at last with kindly severity, "do you want ni to think you're more afraid of going to heaven than those young men are ol going to hell?" During the Congress of Vienna each of the several monarchs present was the guest of some nobleman. On one occasion Baron Rothschild was invited. He modestly went to take hie place, not among the more exalted guests. When they discovered Rothschild, however they all arose and saluted bim, except the King of Prussia. Some one asked the king why he did not salute the great European banker. "Did I not?" he re plied; "well, I suppose it was because I was the only one who did sot owe bim anything." The Senate has always been con trolled by lawyers, and Blaine was at a disadvantage because be did not be long to the profession. The law-lords were disposed to disparage and flout him, but he was disrespectful to the verge of Irreverence. "Does the Sena tor from Maine think I am an Id jit (Idiot)?" roared Thurman, in reply to an Interrogatory Blame put to him one day In the Pacific Railroad debate. "Well," bellowed Blaine, ''that depends entirely on the answer you make to my question!" Probably the easiest college examina tlon on record ts that recorded in the "Life of Dean LIddell." Christ Church was the resort of many gentlemen com moners who passed on their family, not their scholastic attainments. Still, they had to be examined, and one of them, wio han set to attend a course ol lectures on the atmosphere, came before r..- -, -. - .(inquiry into flIy jiuniaif unac lfHng. "Well, Mr. ," said Gordon,' "what Is the atmosphere composed of?" After much hesitation the man replied, "Zinc." "Thank you," said Gordon, "that wUl do. Good-morning." While at Harrow, Dean Vaughan was returning home late one evening, when he caught sight of a boy who ought to have been fast asleep in bed. As soon as the boy saw the dreaded figure he ran for dear life, with Dr. Vaughan In hot pursuit. He succeeded In catching the boy by one of his coattalls, when there was a sudden wrench, and the youngster was off again, leaving a coat tall In the head's hands. The master made sure that he would now find out the culprit next morning, and did not pursue further. But next day, to his blank astonishment, every boy of the sixth form had only one tall to hie coat. An old Irish laborer walked Into the luxurious studio of an artist, and asked for money to obtain a meal. He ex plained that he had just been discharged from the county hospital, and was too weak to work. He was given a quartet and departed. One of four young ladles, art students, who were present, said: "Mr. Madder, can't we hire that old man and sketch him?" Madder ran out and caught him. and said: "If you can't work, and want to make a dollar, come back to my rooms. The young ladies want to paint you." The Irish man bcsltaten. so Mauaer remarnea: "It won't take long, and It's an easy way to make a dollar." "Ol know that." was the reply, "but Ol was a-wonderln' how th' dlvll Ol'd git th' paint off af therward." HORSES NOT YfcT SUPERSED-D. Automobile. Will Continue Too Ex pensive for Common llee. When the bicycle became so populat leverul years ago the enthusiasts ill lin ed that the death knell of the horse had been sounded They argued that it didn't cost anything to keep a bicycle, while a horse, when he wasn't being used, was eating bis bead off. But the horse survived and the bicycle fell from popular favor. Now the automobile appearsonthe scene, and weagaln bear talk of a h irseless age. "To be sure, the automobile Is very expensive a yet," the enthusiast will tell you, "but that condition of affairs cannot last long. See how the bicycle was forced down in price." Then be will tell you that the horse Is doomed. He forgets that the mere cost of an automobile is only an item. A Philadelphia lawyer. Who has just returned from Paris, which Is automobile crazy, rays that the cost of maintaining one would bank rupt the ordinary citizen. "There are plenty "to choose from," lie remarked, "with steam, gasoline, petroleum ot electric motors. These range in price from $300 for a motor cycle to $3,0uU for heavy rigs sutable for carrying four persons and a driver. While In Paris I busied myself to the extent of finding out how much lt cost to operate one of these carriages. For a year It's about as follows: Gasoline, $87.50; lub ricating oil, $5.45; repairs to carriage. $102.50; repairs to machinery, $185; repairs to tires, $27.50; sundries, $&4.H0; depreciation, $150; tax, $50; servant, $200. That makes a total of $872.75. Remember, this is for Paris, where my calculations are based upon the actual I experience of a friend of mine. But I they can't vary mnch in this country." I Philadelphia Record. SERMON Y Reo. Dr. Calmagc abject: Ucht of the Fae The Marvel! of the Hainan Kye Prove the Infinite 'Wisdom of the Creator Divinely Con. trurted Llfhtlieuees of the Soul. (Copyright, Lout' Klopacb. 19IM.) WiiHixoTo. D. C In this discourse Talmagrt, In his own way, calls attention to that part of the human body never perhaps discoursed upon in the pulpit and challenges as all to the study of omnis cience. Text, Psalm xclv., 9, "He that j formed the eye, shall He not see?1 The Imperiul organ of the bnman system Is the eye. All np and down the Bible Ood honors it, extols it, illustrates it or ar raigns It. Five nuDdred and thtrty-fonr times Is it me'ntloned in the Bible. Omni presence "the eyes of the Lord are in every place." Divine care "as the apple of the eye." The clouds "the eyelids of the mornlnp." Irreverence "theeye that mocketh at Its Father." Pride "oh, bow lofty are tlielr eyes." Inattention "the fool's eye In the eodsot the earth." Divine Inspection "wheels fall of eyes." Sud denness "In the twinkling of an eve at the last trump." Oiivetlo sermon "the liclit of the body is the eye." This morn ing's text, "He that formed the eye, shall He not see?" The surgeons, the doctors, the anato mists ami the physiologists understand much ot the glories of the two great lights of the human race, but the vast multitudes go on from cradle to grave without any appreciation of the two great masterpieces of the Lord Ood Almighty. If Ood liml lacked anything of Inllnlte wisdom. He would have failed in creating the human eye. We wander through the earth trying to see wonderful sights, but the most wonderful sight we ever see Is not so wonderrul as the instruments through which we see it. Ic has beeu a strange tiling to me for thirty years that some salentist with enough eloquence and magnetism did not go through the country with illustrated lecture on canvas thirty feet square to startle and thrill and overwhelm Christen dom with the marvels of the human eye. We want the eye taken from all Its tech nicalities and some one who shall lay aside all talk about the pterygomaxlllary As sures, the sclerotica and the chiasma of the optic nerve and In plain, common par lance which you and I ami everybody can understand present the subject. We have learned men who have been telling us what our origin is and what we were. Oh, if some one should come forth from the dissecting table and from the classroom of the university and take the platform and asking the help of the Cres'or demonstrate the wonders of what we are! If I refer to the physiological facts sug gested by the former pnrt ot my text, lt is only to bring out in plainer way the theologlcnl lessons ot the latter part of my text, "He that formed the eye, shall He not see?" I suppose my text referred to the huinac eye since It excels all others In structure and adaptation. The eyes ot llsli and rep tiles and moles and bats are very simple things because they have not much to do. There are Insects with a hundred eyes, bat the hundred eyes have less faculty than the two human eyes. The black beetle swim ming the summer pond has two eyes under the water and two eyes above the water, bat the tour insectlle are not equal to the two human. Man plaiv - ij;1 hfuid.Qi I -".I mux. ..mi a uiur eUlp.uofit,a;hita moth cave ot Kontuvuni nW developed organ of sigut, aa 3cu,'Jr theeye, which If through some erovtoe of f'e mountain they should go iuto the un liglit might be developed into positive eye sight. In the first chapter ot Oenesls we And that Ood without any consultation created the light, created the trees, created the Unit, oreaied the fowl, but when He was about to make man He called a convention of di vinity, as though to imply that all the powers of Oodhead were to bo enlisted in the achievement. "Let us make man." Put a whole ton of emphasis on that word "us." "Let ns make man." And If Uod called a convention of divinity to e rente man I think the two great questions iu that conference were bow to create a soul and how to make an appropriate window foi that emperor to look out of. fee bow Ood houored the eye before II created ft. He cried until chaos wiih irrad iated wlih the utternnep JLet there be light!" In other word, before Ho Intro duced man Into this temple ot the world He Illumined It, prepared it for the eye sight. And so after the Inst human eye has been destroyed in the final demolition of the world stars are to fall, and the snu is to cease Itsshintng, and the moon is to turn Into blood. Ia other words, after the human eyes are no more to be prollted by their shining the chandeliers of heaven are to be turned out. Ood to educate and tc bless and to help the human eye set on the mantel of heaven two lamps a gold lamp and a silver lump the one for the day and the other for the night. To show how Ood honors the eye look nt the two bulls built for the residence of the eyes. Seven bones making the wall foi each eye, the seven bones curiously wrought together. Kingly palace of ivory Is const t ered rich, but the halls for the residence ol the human eyes are richer by so much if bumaa bone is more sacred than elephan tine task. See bow Ood honored the eyes when He made a roof for them, so that the sweat of toll should not smart them and the rain dashing against the forehead might not drip into them; the eyebrows not beud ing over the eye, but reaching to the right and to the left, so that the rain and the sweat should be compelled to drop upon the cheek Instead of falling into this di vinely protected human eyesight. See bow Ood honored the eye In the fact presented by anatomists and physiologists that there are 800 coutrivuuees in every eye. For window shutters, the eyelids opening and closing 30,000 times n day, the eyelashes so constructed that they have their selection ns to what shall he admitted, saying to the dust, "S'.ay out," and saving to the light, "Come In." For inside cur tain the iris or pupil of the eye, according as the light Is greater or less, coutraetlng or dilating. The eye ot the owl Is blind In the day time, the eyes of some creulure. are blind at night, but the human eve so marvelously constructed it cau see both by day aud by night. Many of the other creatures of God can move the eye only from side to side, but tt e human eye, so innrvelottsly constructed, has one muscle to lift the eye, nud nuotlier muscle to lower the eye, and another mus cle to roll It to the right, and another mus cle to roll It to the left, and another mus cle passing through l pulley to turn it round and round, an eluboratd gearing cl six muscles as perfect a-i Ood could make them. There Is also the ret Inn gathering the rays ot light and passiug the visual tin pression itlong the optic nerve about ttie thickness ot the lampwick, passing the visual Impression ou to the Mensoriuiu and on Into the soul. What a delteate lens, what an exquisite screeu, what sort cushions, what wonderful chemistry of the human eye. The eye wnshed by a sdow Stream of moisture whether we sleep or wake, rolling Imperceptibly over the peulile Of the eye and emptying into n bone ot the Dostrtl, a contrivance so wouderlnl that it can see the sun 95,000,000 ot miles iiwiiv and the point of a pin. Telescpe an I microscope in the same contrivance. The astronomer swings and tnovesthis w.iy and that and adjusts and readjusts the tele scope until be gets it to thu right focus. The microscoplst moves this way and that and adjusts aad readjusts the u.ngn!rviug glass uutll lt Is prepared to do its work, tat the human eye without a touch be holds the star and the smallest Insect. The traveler along the Alps with one glance taking In Mont Blanc aud the luce of ui watch to see whether he has time to climb It. Oh, this wonderful camera obscura which you and I carry about with as, so from the top of Mount Washington as can take in Mew England, so at nlgbt we can sweep into oar vision the constellations from horizon to horizon. So delicate, so leml-lnQnlle, and yet the light coming 95, DOO.OOO miles t the rate of 200,000 miles a econd is obliged to halt at the gate of the ere, waiting until the portoullls be UfteJ. Something hurled '95,000,000 miles and striking an Instrument which has not the agitation of even winking under the power , ol the stroke. . There also- Is -the merciful arrangement at the tear gland by which the eye is washed and through whljh rolls the tide which brings the relief that comes in tears when some bereavement or great loss strikes us. The tear not an augmentation ol sorrow, bat the breaking up of tuearo tlc5 of frozen grlet in the warm gulf stream of consolation. Incapacity to weep is madness or death. Thank Ood for the tear glands and that the crystal gates are so easily opened. Oh, the wonderful hydrm llo apparatus of the human eyel Divinely oonstruated vision. Two lighthouses at the harbor of the Immortal soul umler the Oilnlng of which the world sails In and Irops anchor. What an anthem of praise to Ood is tht. nximan eyel The tongue is speechless and clumsy instrument of expression as com pared with It. Have you not seen the eye Bosh with indication, or kindle with en thusiasm, or expand with devotion, or melt with sympathy, or stare with fright, or leer with villainy, or droop with sadness, or pale with envy, or Are with revenge, or twinkle with mirth, or beam with love? It Is tragedy and comedy and pastoral and lyric In turn. Have you not seen its up lifted brow of surprise, or its frown of wrath, or its contraction ot pain? If the eye say one thing and the lips said anoth er thing, you would believe the eye rather than the lips. The eyes of Archibald Alex ander and Charles O. Finney were the tuightlest part of their sermons. George Whltelleld enthralled great assemblages with bis eyes, though they were crippled with strabismus. Many a mliitaiy cuief taln has with a look hurled a regiment to victory or to death. Martin Luther turned bis great eye on an assassin who came to take his life, and the villain fled. Under the glanoe of tbo human eye the tiger, with Ave times a man's strength, snarls back into the African jungle. But those best appreciate the value ot theeye who have lost lt. The Emperor Adrian by accident put out the eye of his servant, and be said to his servant: "What shall I pay you, in money or In lands any thing you ask me? I am so sorry I put your eye out." But the servant refused to put any financial estimate on tbe value of the eye, and when the emperor urged and urged again the matter he said: "Oh, em peror, I want nothing but my lost eye!" Alas for those for whom a thick aLd Im penetrable veil Is drawn across the face of the heavens and the face of one's own kindred. That was a pattetic scene when a blind nan lighted a torch at night and was found passing along tbe highway and some one said, "Why do you carry that toreh when you can see?" "Ah," said he, "I can see, but I carry this torch that others may see me and pity my helplessness and not run me down." Samson, tbe giant, with his eyes put out by tbe Philistines, Is more helpless than tbe smallest dwarf with vision undamaged. All the sym pathies of Christ were stirred when He saw Bartimeus with darkened retina, and the only salve He ever made that we read of was a mixture of dust and saliva and a prayer with which He cured the eyes of a blind man from His nativity. The value of tbe eye shows as much by its catos trophe as by its healthful action. Ask the man who for twenty years has not seen the sun rise. Ask tbe man who for half a century has not seen the face of a friend. Ask in tbe hospatal the victim of ophthalmia. Ask tbe man whose eyesight perished In a powder blast. Ask tbe Bartimeus who never met a Christ or tbe man born blind who is to die blind. Ask him-. 1 nil'1 nal tortttt-rr .. . ... blindness, and after awhr.Ptin vyo was entirely gone. His physlolsn warned him that if he continued rending and writing be would lose tbe other eye. But be kept on with bis work and said after sittlug in total darkness: "Tbe choice lay before me between dereliction of a supreme duty and loss of eyesight. In such a case I could not listen to the physicians, not If jKsculnplus himself had spoken from bis sanctuary. I could not but obey that Inward monitor. I know not what spoke to me from heaven." Who of us would have grace enough to sue, rlflce our eyes at the call of duty? But, thank Ood, some bave been enabled to see without very good eyes. General Havelock, the son of tbe more famous General Havelock, told me this concern ing his father; In India, while his father and himself with the army were encamped one evening time after a long march. Gen eral Havelock called up his soldiers and addressed thorn, snylng In words as near as I can recollect: "Soldiers are their 200 or 300 women, children and men at Cawnput at the mercy of Nana Hablb, and hi batohers. Those poor people may any hotit be sacrificed. How many of you will go with me for tbe rescue of those women and children? I know yon are all worn out, and so am I. But all those who will march with me to save those women and children hold up your band." Then Havelock said: "It Is almost durk, and my eyesight Is very poor, and I cannot see your raised bands, but I know they are nil np. Forward to Cawnpurt" That hero's eyes, though almost extinguished tn the ser.viue of Ood and his country, could see acrosf India and across the centuries. But let anybody who has one good eye be thank ful and all who bave two good eyes be twice as thankful. Take care of your eyes and thank Ood every mornlug when you open them for capacity to see the light. I do not wonder at tbe behavior of a pool man In France. He bad been born blind, but was a skillful groom in the stables. The recoil of this question Is tremen dous. We stan 1 nt tbe ceutre of a vast cir cumference of observation. No privacy. On us, eyes of cherubim, eyes of seraphim, eyes of archangel, eyes of Ood. We may not be able to see tbe Inhabitants ot other worlds, but perhaps they may be able to see us. We have not optical Instruments strong enough to descry them; perhaps they have optical instruments stroup enough to descry us. Tbe mole cannot see tbe eagle midair, but tbe eagle mtdskycan see the mole midgrass. We are able to see mountains and caverns of another world, but perhnps the inhabitants of other worlds cad see tbe towers of our cities, the flash of our seas, tbe marching of our proces sions, the white robes ot our weldings, the black scarfs of our obsequies. It pusses out from the guess into the positive when we are told In tbe Bible that tbe inhabit ants of other worlds do come to this. Are tbey not all ministering spirits sent forth to minister to those who shall be heirs ot salvation? But human inspection and angelic in spection and stellar inspection and lunar Inspection and solar inspection are tame as compared with the thought ot divine inspection. "fc'ou converted me twenty years ago," said a colored mau to my rather. "How so?" said my father. "Twenty years ago," said the other, "in the old school-fiouse prayer-meeting ot Bound Brook you said in your prayer, 'Tiiou, Ood, seet m,f nud I bad no peace under the eye of Go-1 until I became n Christian." Hear It: "The eyes of the Lrd are in every place." "His eyelids try the children of lire." His mes were as a flume of lire." "I will guide thee with Mine eye." Oh, the eye of God, so full of pity, so full of power, so full of love, so full ol Indignation, so lull of compassion, so full of inerCjl Uow it peers through the dark- ueshl The basest kind of servitude is to be obliged to flatter those whom we can't help but despise. In love of home the love of country has its rise. A crack in the wall may b? very small, but you can see a great deal through it. To be obviously and anxiously care ful regarding the correct thing is not the- correct thing. Poverty Is not pestered with false friends. .Tears never yet wound up a clock or worked a steam engine. We should treat our friends as we do ourselves; for a friend Is another self. ! No man is living as God means that be should who is not living to help ' others live. r. i' J