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V T Jave, (Vordon, I don't
V kaaw what to make Of yOnP'
' eiolatoed Tarn fralrleigh,
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i fn hl flovea with consider-
)fi !f Txtlen. "Axbj Hap-
" jwiueM it to ma; U fact,
, ' 42 W-aiiht to tell you that I
people m
111 'he f-broke tn Gordon; "why
"I will tak.lerr
., . rj. declined mo. It
ao.d a bond f ,nd the potest
she aele. to I fo(. my feeHM. tmt
bunebea. de0Hned. Don't
..,. juZ o-foel btisse I come here
and make a confession which can be
nothing ie3' mjing. m. iii liv
ing fr Aniy'' k "
"For inj'i sake?" echoed Gordon.
Tea; 1 vtn-nt to see her happy and
ou art the man to make her so. Bhe
aeoUufd re on your aecount. Ot
course, 1 lw lon B? thtLt J"00 w,r
. yival, I did not know Until two
nours slncebat you were the success
ful one. Yc aren't worthy of her and
flotft desert her, but don't think foi
moment tt I btllevo myself more
"l worthy T e deserving." Paualnc
1 worthy " '"- K
t Budde"- lelgb i alked
"Ter. "KLo.t urstand wl
19 OI&
on his
what you
K .e tor her, while all the time di
mae our attenHons with Nell Porth
ove Vould you be inhuman enough
Bn . a heart as loyal as Amy'ar
" f"1: be tragic, Tom. I'm not going
me aboi anybo(jy.8 heart. Xell is rich.
Then . .
war
lon .
moJ1u so are you," sneered Falrlelgh,
klng hurriedly to the door and lay
Fre hls nand on the knob' "Dut --my
saidlrarn 18 P001- Society dares you to
floweWlta Pverty- 1' ya love Amy,
j.ne1u man enough to take the dare?
bail a ,ne Into tne flnanc,ttl condition of
voice prarn8' reflect upon the cause
bunch downfall to fortune, and then
"That " are strong enough to
Is the p Branmllcal barrier of cast."
Why Ii 11118 rttoB "hot Falrlrfgh
ner? W(?UlcUy out of the rooD and
read tbi Jm 134 Um' HarTJ
the present H vent to a ,ODK whlst!e
Tears ago a!f back ,n nl9 cnalr an1
room-mate a ycght8d a clsr
age, named LeH lolt-" he nuttered.
Leror was a d tnrouh th curling
.nSZ - h-ppy I could
-ere t other dear chann-
i sure as can be that I
- r the other, but who
drifting apart of tMllin knot, whlcb
talnment given by veiif"
day lkiiock fell on the door not ott-tt-tfc.,
. ilde.door, but on a door leading into
tb floset. Harry Gordon stirred uncom
tbvtably In his chair, a vexed look com
ot K into his eyes as he fixed them upon
e closet door. After a brief Interval
pr,f silence the knock was repeated.
Ick "Now, ;what in the world aroused
accou?" cried Gordon,
jy s "Business Is business," came a hol
laed? voice, from the other side of the
unt "?et dour. I'm here for a purpose,
ootp phi y
and a If I do not make that purpose man
Ht it once in a while you'll forget all
lng l-01 me."
endet'hls remark was followed by a cack
holy kcachinaatory outburst that palmed
he nevTBte harshly on Gordon's ear.
Stuuneo'H, what do you want?" he asked,
tered aa-Oiit-to come out and show my
things. lXou know I'm here, but a little
From demonstration won't coma
son and , I take It Remember,. I'm show
Into eaonslderation for you. I might have
Frederi'd open this door and stalked out
roy anrthe room. Dut I didn't I rapped."
All tlin't you put It off? Come out to
wlfeorrow. I've got something else to
dlstalnk about now."
OD("Tbe high and mighty order of fam
coupr skeletons are not In the habit of
little aylng second fiddle or taking back
Sueats for anybody. I'm coming out at
thelrice."
alo-i "AlI right, then," groaned Gordon,
th squaring himself about in his chair,
kli' "Come on."
wc The closet door flew open and a well
Af Soveloped skeleton strode out and
hln lroppod with a rattle Into a chair. The
her javernous eyes were blankly expres
nov live to Gordon. For him also there
sup aras something sarcastic In the grin ol
her :he flesbiess Jaws.
M-
"Dust me off," said the skeleton; "I
want t
at Me ik-i
m. Thl i
de Ion Is
an -owl
bo:nJE
want to snow up as ingnnui as possi-
.-nlght."
request present d itself to Gor-
s a commanu, wnicn oe was
lless to disobey. Ticking up a
r dutir, he plied it vigorously
andwrk-P,l 'e Bleanjlng white borej.
(nif o!" he sneezed, dropping the
"I wl!Pr aDJ falling Into his chair.
S;(J ln ou ought not to neglect me," said
have ff skeleton. "I'm one of the family
She ha1 should be treated as such. Now,
momineo, let's have a chat."
ket, auThe skeleton crossed his bony legs
Utile lid settled back comfortably.
It Hnj "Will It do me any good to have achat
and slvitb you?" queried Gordon,
sir. yi That remains to be seen. It used to
Not 0 your father nood. Why, it was mj
the daastom to visit him every night- As
sion ofe sat before that table there, writing,
which id sneak, out of that closet, come
Is yourjictly up behind him and put an arm
moos, sinsslcgly about his neck." The skel
had coveu laughed, working his bony Jaws
munai" he a succession of crackling sounds
surprise; "Inade Gordon shiver. "How It
the name of o startle blm! He would turn
"That wasis a sheet as he looked up Into
Erla in a cliob. Once he sprang to bis feet ln
"Whore Is ltlon and we had a wrestle all
citeuieut whiche room, overturning chairs,
"He is dcadiid everything else that came In
hard when he
his desire. tJ. Vceeded well ln shortening
"And youi--'uife," returned Gordon,
besitatl" arjg Ljer your tyranny he sunk
one is ie .1 long before his time.
iv uf nnd Jje passeC
Two years have passed. Mrs. Sey- ."-o-v
moBS has regained her health and is I
ll.fnn Mmfnrtihl tlianlra n Vinr i
'-"j v.---- nui some puDlIC Incr tha xin
friend, Frederick Nelson). Erla la a better terminal faclllf
layely, talented maiden of m ,on J1., ,H
' age until No-
Than, In order that 1 might not aJBIcf
hla eight, bo atowcd me away la that
closet. Suppose I became the Instru
ment of bis own undoing? Is It not
true that be was, nerertheleso, tbo au
thor of hla own downfall?" . .
"Tour logic seems to bo as mercfleei
as It Is correct," answered Gordon, with
knitted brows. "Mil there are sonM
points relating to your history on which
my mind Is a trifle obscure. What pos
sessed my father to call Into being a
creature of your disagreeable charac
ter?"
"The almighty dollar, young man. Hi
created me in order that you might In
herit a little more wealth. He did not
think then hew I should one day art
astride his shoulders like an old man of
the, sea, nor did he think that ft was
posstDie roe me io unm oia bub. ui
obvious reasons my relations with you
are not so intimate as they were with
your worthy father. I was evolred
out of the wbeat pit of the Board ol
Trade. Tour father was a bull, and bt
mercilessly gored both life and forton
out of a certain bear who was not nim
ble enough to get out of his way."
"And who was this bearT' asked
Gordon.
"A men named Hepburn."
"Amy Hepburn's father?" murmured
the young man, rubbing hie hand
across bis brow in an effort to rememj
ber.
"Yea, Hepburn lost every penny h
had In the world through that disas
trous wheat deal. He was forced Inu
bankruptcy, and, una We to bear tb
dlsgraee, took bis own Me. Hfs mone;
went to Increase the store your father
; jeft you, my boy, and It la now posal
; for yen to live In luxury while Hep
burn's wife aad children must struggle
on as best they can. However," and
the skeleton got up and started back
to Its eloset, "it Is not for me to moral
ise. Now that I've caught myself de
livering a homily, I'll Just take my de
parture. Au revolr, my dear fellow."
Halting at the closet door, the skel
eton waved Its adieu and disappeared
within. Gordon sat in his chair, deej
in thought, while his cigar burned It
self out between his Angers.
At last he got up and shook his broad
boulders as though freeing himself of
a disagreeable burden.
"Society has dared me," he mutter
ed, "but I know my heart now, and
I'll do as I please!"
After Harry Gordon and Amy Hep
burn had been married and had return
ed from their honeymoon, Harry
brought his bride upstairs to his old
bachelor's den and seated her In a
chair.
"My dear," ha said, "I have a confes
sion to make to you. My father once
lid your father a grievous wrong, and
I have made myself the happiest fel-
: low In the world undoing it However,
is we are not to have any secrets from
sach other, you must know about this."
A look of astonishment came intc
Amy's blue eyes as she watched het
husband proceed to the closet, throw
apen the door and go to rummaging
about inside.
"What in the world are you looking
for, Harry?" abe asked as be retursd
to her side.
"I'm looking for something that
Joesn't seem to be there the Gordon
fninlly skeleton, Amy. For the first
time in fifteen years It la not to tx
round in that closet."
Just then a clanking tread was heard
In the hallway without, the door waa
pushed slowly ajar and the skeleton
limned In. auDOorting himself on a
OTt7ujMHj.s. Yerx-TirK" ? kee 1131 801,9 ceased and "he
worse for wear.
"There It UP' cried Gordon. "What's
:he matter with you. old chap? Here,
lit down. I want to make you acquaint
ed with my wife."
The family skeleton dropped Into a
;hair and shook until It rattled like a
icore of castaneta.
"I'm done for," it groaned. "You've
lxed me, young man. I Just dropped
n to say good-by forever. But don't
ntroduce me to your wife. We met be
fore." "That's so, Harry," said Amy. "I
now all about this family skeleton of
rours. Don't let it worry you, my
lear," and she threw her soft arms
lbout his neck. "Let the dead past
ury Its dead. If we are happy. Isn't
:hat enough?" r
"Enough, yes!" and he pressed a rap
turous kiss upon her fair cheek.
That kiss pronounced the doom ol
:he Gordon family akeleton. Forthwith
t began to fade Into the air, finally
vanishing and leaving not a wreck be
lind. keoent inventions.
A Texan has patented a novel devlc
for use on horses which are easily
frightened, comprising a hood, which it
hinged to the bridle ln such a position
that a pull on a cord drops It over the
animal's eyes and shuts out the vision.
To prevent Injury to firemen an Im
proved helmet Is formed of metal and
entirely surrounds the head, with a
pneumatic pad at the top to lessen the
force of a blow, a pneumatic collar be
ing also provided to prevent the en
trance of smoke.
In a newly designed bowling alley the
pins fall Into holes ln the floor Instead
jf tipping over, and the balls roll Into
i tube, a device being provided by
which the pins are pushed Into place
and the balls elevated to the track
if er each Inning.
Two Kansas women have designed a
fastener which will securely hold a hat,
rons'.stin of a single piece of wire
having two prongs curved to engage
the hair on both sides of the head, the
prongs being long enough to form near
ly a complete circle.
Seams are rapidly ripped by a new
sewing machine attachment, a cutting
wheel being carried on a clamping
frame to extend over the edge of th
table, with a friction wheel to engage
lie belt and drive the cutter aa th
.hreads are preesed against it
Small animals are easily caught In a
lewly patented trap, formed of two flat
lutes hinged near the center, with the
nds bent apart for the Insertion of
iprlngs, which force the opposite end
o act as spring Jaws when pulled
innrt, with a bait trigger to releast
:hem.
Her Steady Agei.
"How old does Clara now.say she is?
"Twenty-four.
"That's her mucilage."
"Why so?"
"She's so stuck on ltf Cleveland
rialn Dealer.
"I'll make
musical box.
--a
i fortune out of my new
Tou put a penny In the
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FOIL LITTLE FOLKS.
A OOUUMN OP PARTIOULAM IN
TEREST TO THEM.
it WU1 Iataveat tke J-
f Kvtry How hold
lariat Aott e aid Bright Serfage
ee lUmy C mm Ciim Cauiwa,
Ckere'a a dear little maid la the faabion
plate feeok, i
(Isa glad lta not Bessie nor me!)
foe always has such a dressed-up look,
(Vita her dainty hands bent la a tlresomi
creek.
How she stands k we never eaa see:
The aaint little fashion-plate giril
t knew she'd be frlghtamed to slide dowi
the hag,
Or to freNo aad rqmp aa we do.
tappoaiag we wait till some sunshlnj
day,
ind then ask her out on the hillside ti
play.
I think she'd he willing, don't yea?
The poor little fashion-plate girl I
-4jSt. Nicholas.
Weterateloa Tlase'e a-Cesats.'.
ld wortermelon-time Is a-comln' roun
again.
And they ain't no man a-llvia' anj
tlekledern ue.
Vr the way I hanker after wortermcl
ons Is a sin -
Which Is the why and wherefore as yon
can plainly see.
-James Whitcomb Riley.
How Poll Averted War.
A strange story Is told of how a
hlld's plaything once had a soothing
n flue nee upon a warlike Apache tribe,
aid was the means of avoiding a seri
ns war. It happened when Mr. Bourke
ras In Arizona wiin wenera inioe.
ne General was trying to put a band
Apaches back on the reserve, but
ould not catch them without killing
hem, and that he did not w.t to do.
)ne day his men captn:d a little In
:ian girl and mmmc her to the fort. 8he
H quiet all. day, saying not a word,
tut her black beads of eyes watched
verythlng. When night came, how
vor, she broke down, and sobbed Just
a any white child would have done.
They tried ln vain to comfort her, and
hen Mr. Bourke had an idea. From
he Adjutant's wife he borrowed a
rety doll that belonged to her little
laughter, and when the young Ansciie
ras made to understand that It waa
VIA WMCCp.
When morning came, the doll wis
till clasped In her arms. She played
rlth it all day, and apparently all
bought of ever getting back to her
ribe had left ber.
Several days passed, and as no over-
ares about the return of the papoose
iad been made by the tribe, they sent
ter, with the doll still In ber possession.
ck to her people.
Mr. Bourke had no Idea of the effect
Js benevolent act would have upon the
ndlans. When the child reached them,
rlth the pretty doll In its chubby
ands. It made a great sensation among
hem, and later on Its mother came
eck to the post with tt
dtably treated, and through her the
...
rtuk nrna unii arrarwaroa nerauaaea to
aove back to the reserve.
The Boy Talked Blanc
Nice little boys are always the sub-
act of friendly Interest, but one never
mows what kind of an answer to ex
iect from them when questioned.
"You are a nice Uttle boy," said a
rindly old gentleman to a bright
oungster of S. "Have you any little
irothera?"
No, air," replied the boy; "I'm rather
hort on brothers, but I've got sisters
o burn."
More Hungry than a Pchoolboy.
The other day a certain little boy
rought home with him from school a
emarkably voracious appetite, and
rhen be sat down for his luncheon be
aid: "Ob, I'm so hungry. I could Just
at anything. I don't believe there ever
ras anybody ns hungry as I am now."
thereupon his mother laughed and
old him a story of a certain hungry
nan who lived many generations ago.
.'his man's name was Alblnus. Albinus
vas a Human wno uvea id ine aays
rhen the Roman empire was flushed
vith glory and contended with Severus
or the ruling of the land. Judging by
lescrlptlons now extant of Albinus his
ippearance must have been anything
ut prepossessing. He had a bony re
icmbllng a leopard's, so historians tell
is, the feet of a bear and the mouth of.
i Hon. But strange though he undoubt
tdly waa to look upon, the most re
narkable thing about him was bis ap
etlte. This was so greedy that It took
iOO flga,' 100 peachrs, 10 melons, 20
ranches of grapes. 100 small birds aad
IOO oysters to satisfy It each morning
U breakfast Tha exact auantlty of
rood be ate for dinner and supper baa
lot been recorded, but as breakfast was
be lightest meal of those old Roman
aeroes It Is to b? presumed that at the
nore pretentious meals a proportion--!
itely large amount was consumed,
ft'hen the boy's mother had finished
elllng him about this great eater of
intlqulty the boy pushed back hla plate
tnd said: "Well, I guess I can't come
tp to him. I may aa well go back to
hool."
Jonah the atrorinest Bran.
Sunday school teacher Who wai
the wisest man, Johnny?
Johnny Solomon.
Teacher That's right Now, Willie
who was the strongest man?
Willie Jonah.
Teacher Wrong. But what reasot
have you for believing Jonah was th
strongest man?
Willie 'Cause the whale couldn't
Viold him after It cot htm down.
to be cefebraterf
September 3 to 6, 1899, the Penn
avlvania Railroad Company will sell
Jg . . . Tfln iTMINQ. t- w T
THEATRICAL AMUSEMENTS.
During the past three weeks even
standing room has not been available
In the evening at Kelth'a Theatre, Phil
adelphia, where the entertainment
lasts from noon to 10.30 P. M. dally.
3everal theatre nartles from this town
isve been among the most enthusias
tic auditors of the assemblases, but
nost of our people who have enjoyed
:he performances have attended the
ifternoon show. Never In the history
t tv - tribal Amusements in Philadel
phia ve larger audiences gathered
to wi ss an entertainment than those
which have been attracted to Kelth'a
luring the summer. While other houses
owing to lack of patronage are closed
during the heated term.' Keith's
which Is cooled bv iced air, has larger
audiences than has any other rnuaaei
phla theatre at the height of the sea
ion. The bill prepared for this week
!s one of the best of the vear. contain
ing no less than two former-stars
ajnella Summerville, of "Adonis" fame,
ind Tim Murphy, of "Texas Steer" re
nown. The biograph will have new plc
ures and other popular specialties will
Uso be on the varied programme.
Coaldn't (let the MT
"Mamma," said little Bessie, who
waa Just learning to make figures, "can
yon make thirteen?" "Oertalnly, my
dear," answered the mother. "Then I
wish yon'd show me how," continued
the Uttle student "I can make the
thlrt all right, but can't get the teen."
Rr View of It
Mrs. O'Doe There are your two
boys fighting again.
Mrs. O'Dunn-WelU let 'em flghtj If
they weren't doing that hey'd be plan
ning some other kind of deviltry.
Cleveland Leader.
He WmM Be Preicke.
"Mamma," said small Charlie, "1
think I'll be a preacher when I grew
up." "Very well, my son," replied the
fond mother, "but what put the Idem
Into your head?" "Well," repUed tne
little fellow, "I s'pose I've got to go to
;hurch all my life, anyway, and Ifa a
heap more fun to walk around and talk
than It Is to sit still."
His V!s!ti?r.
Success reminds ns that little hnm
Me deeds of kindness and mercy were
;he commonplaces of Mr. Gladstone's
life. He did not say, "I am great;
therefore I may be absolved from the
luties of lesser men." To him, as to
svery true soul who sees life as It Is,
the human waa worth more than any
mere Intellectual attainment
"Has any one been to see you?" asked
the Vicar of St Martlns-ln-thv Fields
if a poor crossing-sweeper who waa
ylng ill.
"Yes," was the answer, "Mr. Glad
itone." "Which Mr. Gladstone?"
"Mr. Gladstone," repeated the sick
man.
"But how came he to visit you?"
asked the vicar. He could not nnder
itand why the Chancellor Ci the Ex
rhequer, though is was then living In
ikt parish, should call upon a croas-'ng-sweeper.
"Well." said the invalid, "he always
lad a word for me when he passed my
irosalng; and when I was not there, he
nlssed me. He asked my mate, who
lad taken my place, where I was. and
shen he heard I waa 111, he put down
ny address on paper. So he called to
lee me."
"And what did be dor
"Why, he read to me oat of the Bible,
ind prayed." .
A Welsh sermon.
The Welsh are noted for their lond
leaa for sermons and music The an-
iual Eisteddfod, the national bardic
: wngresa, la attended by thousands,
srho, on the great day of festival,
'chair" the fortunate bard, the winner
f the prize.
' -A similar enthusiasm greets the
Welsh preacher who la eloquent ln
ipeech and practical ln expounding the
icrlptures. The following story of a
Welsh preacher, told in the "Journals
of Walter White," Illustrates the
graphic, simple exposition, whlcb com
manded the attention of the congrega
tion: "Noe worked at the Ark, driving ln
nails, plump, plump, plump. The
i haythen came and said, 'Noe, there's
good hunting In the woods here, bares
, and foxes, leave your work and come
) 1 Tint NnA IrAnt in hammer.
'-
lng, plump, plump, plump.
"The haythen came again: 'Noe,
there's good beer at the Red Lion,
leave your work and come and drink.'
But Noe kept on hammering, plump,
plump, plump; and thin the rain came,
and the flood lifted up the Ark, and
carried Noe away, and left the haythen
all screaming and squabbling In th
water."
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the past
Christ la the center of the circle cf
our lives.
The upright character needs down
right sense.
Mud-silngers usually scrape It off
themselves.
It la not history alone that has room
tor tha heroic.
The room for Improvement la usually
a spacious one.
A creed works better aa an engine
than as a track.
God never asks you to blow out your
candle till He gives you sunlight.
If yon are certain that you are un
certain, how great Is your uncertainty.
The man who aaya the Bible is too
otherworldly la afraid to use It ln his
office ln this world.
Adversity is the grindstone on which
we lose enough to put an edge of use
fulness on our lives.
The uoubt that Is an Interrogation
may be a blessing, but if It Is a deter
mination. It la a curse.
THIRTY-THIRD
NATIONAL " ENCAMPMENT AND
REUNION
Grand Army of the Republic,
PHILADELPHIA. SEPT. 4-9, 16W.
Philadelphia. August . 1899. There
will be no trouble for the veterans
who attend the S3d National Encamp
ment of the Grand Armv of the Repub
lic to be held in this city the first
week in September, to find each other.
The most complete system of registra
tion ever adopted will be used, so that
the comrades are sure of meeting and
falling into each other a arms. By tne
syBtem, a man may find where an old
friend Is located In a few minutes, and
this will be of the greatest importance
to the veteran who comes to the city
a stranger and alone. He may nave
been in the city before, but he will now
want to meet some of the men who
were with him during his campaigns.
Well, he'll find It easy to do this. What
this man wants to know is what are
the special Inducements for him to
come to Philadelphia.
He can get the information he needs
without any loss of time. The way that
is to be accomplished is this: The
Registration Committee, of which Har
ry L. Neall Is the head, have arranged
7000 receptacles, designating regiments,
war vessels, etc.. giving accommoda
tions for 150,000 names.
What is wanted now is this: There
are about 10.000 comrades In Philadel
phia and 2500 In Camden, who are
members of Posts and whose Regis
tration will be obtained through the
Post Adjutants. There are 2000 com
rades ln the two cities who are not
members of the Grand Army of the Re
public, and they will also be regis
tered, so that their old friends may be
able to find them. Their names should
be sent to the Headquarters of the G.
A. R., Fifth and Chestnut Streets, or
to the Registration Committee, Room
I. City Hall.
The comrade will thus find a Recep
tion Committee aggregating fourteen
thousand resident comrades, each of
them ready and anxiously waiting to
greet his old army associates. What
that greeting will be. and what kindly
attention will be shown the stranger,
can only be known and appreciated by
one who has performed a soldier's duty
in time of war. and who has formed a
soldier's friendship.
The General Committee are exerting
every effort to accomplish this end and
the Registration committee are ousy
registering the names of those who will
be in attendance.
The plan pursued Is to correspond
with the organization, whether Posts
or regimental associations', which have
signified their intention of coming to
the Encampment, ana rorwaramg io
them sufficient cards at least ten days
before the opening of the Encamp
ment. The difficulty will, however, be
to get the names of those who will
come.
The plan to be pursued outside of the
city is to correspond with the organi
zations, whether Posts or regimental
associations, which have signified their
Intention of coming to the Encamp
ment, and forwarding- to them suffi
cient cords at least ten days before the
opening of the Encampment. The dif
ficulty will be to get the names of
those who will come Individually, and
every comrade who reads this article
should make up his mind that the nec
essary part of his coming here is to
be registered, or he win lose nair tne
pleasures to be enjoved.
Comrades, a royai welcome awaits
you.
Room 171. ln tne city nan, naa Deen
fitted up by the Registration Commit
tee for their use.
These apartments are kept open day
and night during the Encampment,
and there will be numerous attendants
so that every veteran can be given
prompt attention. The main station
of the committee having charge of the
Bureau of Information will be In Broad
Street just below Market and adjoin
ing the building of the Third National
Bank. The main Public Comfort Sta
tion will be In ground floor apartments,
on the east side of the City Hall. Ev
ery accommodation will be proviJvKl
for comrades and the membjrs of their
families. "
It is, of course, assumed that by the
time the Visiting Posts and delegations
have secured their quarters. If not
iH a;.uiieuuuH application snooia
a r-. . 1 8. W. corner Fifth and Che
Ifr'-rfm'' l5TlnadeUns,j stating 1
r Johnson
Smvmmffrom
InsmmUyby
Erm.Pinkhmni
SAMPLE TOO STRONG.
And a Bicycle Tour or saw
ad Wltnoas ""--
a. n hires are pretty hard to find
when yon are looking for themT said
my friend, the traveler as Ughted
fresh cigar. "In company
of mine, Jack Barney--
knew him. mighty good fellow-I took
a bicycle trip around the world once
and arranged to send a weekly letter
to my home paper. WelL sir. that was
the deadest and flattest trip
In my We. Not ripple lu it. barring
quarrel, with guides and hotel keeper
n Uftora amW MO tame It IB A
wonder to me they were ever used. It
ia In China that Jack one aj
to me: .
"'See here, old man. were
got to put some excitement Into this
trip. Now. I propose we have an ad
venture this afternoon.
Naturally I waa willing, ana wu.
we got DBCK W " -
We were going through tne
Seven Moons, when upon a balcony, set
back In a huge inciosure, we "
most magnificent beauty i nave
laid eyes on. She was or butoiw -
traction, without question, as
from the street, althougn nresseu
Chinese garb, and we invoiunmruy
stopped to look at her. As we did so
she motioned ns. with an evident sign
of distress, to come to her, and with
out a moment's hesitation we scaled
the stone waU and entered we in
door on the ground floor, noting before
we went ln that the woman waa leav
m tha balcony. She met us at the foot
of the stairs, and came running to mc.
sobbing, with her hands extenuea mu
grasped mine.
" Oh, sirs,' she exclaimed, 'I see you
are Americans, nnd I know you are
brave! For the love of hoaven rescue
me from this dreadful pbacoT
"At that moment I felt myself sud
denly seised from the rear, and aaw
that Jack, too, was in the grasp of two
stalwart coolies. We made a desper
ate resistance, but an unavailing one,
and we were taken Into a rear room
where we wore horrified to see them un
cover a circular well Into which It was
their Intention to thrust us. Hare we
made another terrific struggle, but the
odds were too greatly against us, and
wo wore thrust one after the other Into
this dark and ill-smelling chasm. It
was rather doep, but a heap of fine
dust among which we later distinguish
ed half crumbled bones broke our fall
so that we lay stunned only for a little
dme, and then awoke to the full terrors
of our position. The walls we found
were "perfectly smooth and offered no
foothold of any kind, and worse than
all we could tell by certain sounds
above that they were building over the
Iron plate above with brick and ce
ment "We were to be starved or suffocated,
whichever came first Already the air
was stifling, and our breath seemed to
fairly scorch our tongues. Oh, It wa-
horribler
My friend paused In reminiscence for
a while, and at last I reminded him tnat
I was greedily interested in his tale.
"How on earth." said I. "did you ever
manage to get out of there alive?"
"We didn't" he snld. "there was sim
ply no way to do It We tried and
tried to figure It out but at last we
gave It up."
" 'It's no use, old man.' Jack said tc
me as he sat across the table; we've
got It too strong. Let's Just cut It out
and go on to Hongkong.'
"So that's what we had to do, and we
never sent that tetter ct aU."
Whaa Hoattlltl-s Benin.
Visitor ln Olympla Let me see. Ton
are the goddess of love and marriage,
I believe?
Venus Only of love. Mars lookb
after the marriages. He Is the god of
war, you know. New York Journal.
Wished Feme of It.
Customer Ho w'd do? Have you anj
time to spare this morning?
Tradesman Certainly, plenty of It
Customer Glad to hear It. I'd Ukt
to have thirty days more on that little
bill I owe you. Richmond Dispatch.
"Good-morning! I am here to tune
your piano."
"My piano! I did not order a piano-
tuner."
"No, but the gentleman across the
way did." Fllegecde Blaetter.
Are You Using Aran's Foot Eass?
It is the onlv cure for Swollen,
Smarting, Tired, Aching, Burning,
Sweating Feet, Corns and Bunions.
Ask for Allen's Foot-Kase, a powder to
be shaken into the shoes. Sold by all
Druggists, Grocers and Shoe Stores,
25c Sample sent FREE. Address. Al
len s. Olmstead. LeRoy. N. Y. .
An optimist Is a person who can feel
cheerful when he is in a bad humor.
The lottery of honest labor, drawn by
time, la tne only one whose prizes are
worth taking up and carrying home.
How's Thla T
We offer Ono Hundred Dollars Reward fot
any eaee of Catarrh that cannot be cured bi
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHBKKV A Ha Tnlln I
We, the nnderalgned, have known F. J. Che.
ner ior uie last is yeant. ana believe him
feetiv honorable In all b
and noanoiallr able tn carry oat say obliga
tion made by their firm.
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O. KINHAIf tt MliriH WhrtlM.1.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is token Internally, aot-
iiHi "Hi-, 1.1 j upuii Mia Diuou ana muoous sur
faces of the nydtera. Testimonials sent free.
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druiuiists.
HaU-s Family Pills are the best.
Some people have the knack of mak
ing other people uncomfortable trying
xo maiw; mem comioriaoie.
Educate Your Bowels With Caaearats
canny catnaruc, cure constipation forever,
10c, 2V. If C C C fail, drupgist refund saoney.
The more Intelligent man becomes
the less he thinks of himself and the
more ne tninics 01 others.
Detective Bureau
I (Stsasara)
A. L. MILLARD, (Mad pal. Licensed AMD Bohdbd
CoaatcUsf, wl all Para si the Wart.
(orEH DAY AHD KIOBT) .
Investigations Mad- in Personal and Criminal
matters strictly lo.inaenuai.
Mats Net, Mil Filbert St ' ptom, urn-A.
Breach, 1212 At'eaUe Ave., Arlaatio City, N. J.
(P. O. Box MS) Op. Broad St. Station, Phila.,Pa.
ltsri8iorj..!fs.,s
my froaeourew claims,
sxsinlaer U.S. Panaaoo nnreau.
,aaut
A Friendly Neinbbor.
fraiai¬oal BmXpmavSenaaoa fniraafc I L
""cl"r- I Tou Will Realiy.
A tasteful appearance in dress often comes as
much-from good laundering as from the quality of
the clothing. Good laundering require? good soap
and Ivory Soap is the best.
The fading of dclicateshadcs is
garment Any color that will stand uie iree application
with Ivory Soap. MnMMHMpam,tciwMii
CONSIDERED A8 MUSIO.
AU Saaada Whlcb Strike Aaraeably
Upon the Bar.
Music la music, but a man's enjoy
ment and appreciation of It depend
greatly upon his cultivation and hli
mood. There are times when the most
hideous discord may produce the effect
of the sweetest harmony.
"What do you consider the finest
piece of music you ever heard?" n pro
fessional musician was asked.
"Well." he replied, after some reflec
tion, "altogether the most thrilling,
soul-satisfying melody I ever listened
to waa the yowling of a cat"
"Ton are Joking."
"I never was more In earnest ln my
life. I will tell you about It. For sev
eral years I resided In a small town. I
was an unmarried man, and my lodg
ings were on the top floor of a tall
wooden building used as a store and
post-office. The only means of access
to my room was a narrow, winding
stairway, and up there 1 pursued my
studies, sometimes until very late at
night On one occasion I had sat up
until after midnight and went to bed
very tired.
"thniu ?n o'clock I was aroused by
the appalling cry of 'Flrel It was re
peated two or three times, mere wa?
no fire department ln our Uttle town.
Every man was his own fireman. In
imagination I had often dwelt upon the
horrible probability ot a conflagration
hmaklnv ant In that store building.
and the slender chance I should hare
of escaping if It took place at night
"I was wide nwake In an Instant
and nearly paralysed with fright 1
could see no flame, put 1 eeemea tc
smell Kzoke.. Grasping my clothe
and hurriedly putting them on aa 1
ran, I hastened to the stairway. 1
heard the terrible cry repeated, appar
ently on the roof, and I paused a mo
ment at the top step.
'It was repeated again, and this time
I heard It distinctly. It waa not
Flrer
"It waa 'Me-a-owl m-ea-a-owP
-"Don't talk to me of the 'concord
af sweet sonnds. " he continued. "The
yowling of that cat aa It came dis
tinctly to my ears, assuring me that
mv fears were aroundlees. and that I
was ln no Immediate danger of being
ournea aiive, waa tne aweeiesr music
t ever heard. I listened to It thankful
ly for half en hour." Youth's Compan
ion.
A Common Experience.
'I am afraid yon will be angry with
me."
Mrs. Von Blumer looked at her hus
band anxlrJusly as she spoke, and, tak
ing from .her desk a neat array of pa
pers, laid them where It Was possible
tor her to snatch them hack tn an
emergency.
"The fact Is, dear," ahe said, "I have
been buying a few clothes, and these
bills are a trifle more than I expected.
I had to have the clothes, of course,
bnt I suppose I might have got along
with less."
"Of course," said Von Blumer, as Lt
took up the papers and glanced over
them carelessly, "you might have got
along with less. But, never mind; It's
ill right" A great feeling of relief
showed Itself In Mrs. Von Blumeri
race. "I expected yon would make -n
lwfal fuss," she said In some surprise.
Von Blumer looked at her with a joy
that no transient setback could
iampen.
"I would under ordinary cirenm
itances," he said. "But I have just
Jeen examining my dress suit and find
I can wear It another season." Life.
It doesn't make a miller dyspeptic tc
bolt hla meals.
ss't Ttkiecs S0t aae Snski Veer Lift mwm
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take Mo-To-Bac,
the wonder-worker, that mba k.
strong. All druggists, 80c. or II. Cure ar.
anteed. Booklet and sample free, address.
"'" meuy to., tntcago or New York.
A man's manners are the mirror ln
which he shorts his portrait.
RUPTURE
Cure Rnarsnteed by
oT&?rofe'
lUlO AffCH
nn nnarailnM m
Hon Iree. Endorsements of paraicianV
and prominent cittsens. Bead lor cirealai
T.ir
circular. Office
uvu.. . a. was-. BI.
The true reward or a workman I.
t -I. wage., but the cSns-s
of having done a good Job.
Borne girls who cast their bread upon
the waters think there's something
wrong if It doesn't come baik 1. Ik
shape of wedding cake. th
Na.Ta. laa r. ria- o
.in mimu hui care, ma
"--""I. b.od aura. , A
Put your hone into th. k
of God's promises and .T. OD
to hit a shining mark.
You Will Real.
'U..I- as
"--"j,
frequently the ruin.tbn .of
- -saaBrasi
Aa banal
"Thre Is r I: of
Interns Hons
vomers coat,-'
It will be all that
' "All what?"
"All talk!" Judy.
Beauty 'Mood Deep,
r-i kinna ui .4 a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Caecareta, Candy Cathar
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lasy lirer ana a riving -purities
from the body. Betin to-dsy to
nanisn pimpiea, doiis, uwikhw, "'--
and that sickly bilious completion by Uk'.ag
, All ailltf.
gists, satisfaction t aaranteed, 10c., 25c, JiOc
Nothing engages our interest and at
tention more than some of the thing
that never happen.
' I
I am entirely en red of hemorrhsfe af taags
by Plan's Cute for Oonsnmptlon. Lorna
Lmdajlak. Bethany, Ho, January a, WSi.
politeness, ev-sn when It la not the re
sult of goodness of heart, la an agree
able fraud. t . ! .-
airs. Wlmoow-a KaotMas! Sma far '
teething, softens the gmau, reducing taBaaiau. I
ttoa. aUays pa'n, cares wind co"tc SM a bottle. J
To Cure Censtlsatien Forever.
Tke Case -.eta Candy Cathartic 10c. or SBc
If C C C fail to cure, druggist eiund oaey.
To choose time Is to save time, and
an unseasonable motion is but beating
the air.
Lazy ILiuor
1 nava been troahled a area deal
with a torpid liver, which produces constipa
tion. I found CASCARETS to be all you clalai
for them, and secured auoa relief tha Bret trial,
that I purchased another supply and was com
pletely eu red. 1 shall only be too clad to rec
ommend Caacsrets whenever the oppoitunlti
is presented." J. A Surra.
aw fruaquenanns Ave., rhuadeiphia. Fa,
CANDY
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Teste Good. Da
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... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
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riiPTEi&nnirT
la what Uncle Bam Voe
wm
itwto ner
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BAJara swai
ml fM,. ,,, m in fff r mw fi b1.mm
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all ran down conditions to furnlih strenirtli
and energy. It brings tcoee health aatcst
it is s 1 fe sarer. Write us (or particular.
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Standard Brand nam aad Bacon
CITY DRESSED MEATS.
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PacMaf Beaie-Ksinfsnur UfW g. W, Ma.
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FOR FIFTY YEARS!
MRS. WTNSLOWS
SOOTHING SYRUP
sas bern ud y mllllen. or mot hers k,
Ibetr children while r-ethlna for ent rift.
Yean. II eoothea tne ctUd. eonaasihs
cams, sllars aI pain. eur wind ealla, aal
a the beat remedy for dlarr jionv
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