FOR LITTLE FOLKS. A OOLUMN OF PARTICULAR IN. TE.REST TO THEM. . fcractbias that Will Iitoml tba Ja cnile Member of Every Hoaaehold -Quaint Action a ad Bright Seyiase : ef Many Cate a ad Cnaaiaa Ckildraav I thought when I learned my letters That all my troubles wore done; Bnt I find myself mistaken They hare only jnst began. Learning to rem was awful, Bnt nothing like learning to write, I'd be sorry to have you tell it, Cut my copy-book is a sight. The ink gets over my fingers. The pen cats all sorts of shines; And rvnn't do at all as I bid It, The letters won't stay on the lines. Bnt go up and down and all over. As though they were dancing a jig They are there in all shapes and sixes. Medium, little and big. There'd be some comfort in learning; If one could get through; instead Of that, there are books awaiting Quite enough to craze my bead. There's the multiplication table. And grammar, and oh, dear met There's no good place for stopping. When one has begun,, I see. My teacher says, little by little To the mountain top we climb. It isn't done in a minute. But only a step at a time; Pile says that all the scholars. And all the wise and learned men. Had each to besin as I do: If that's so where's my pen? ( ninese Ha by'" Hnrd Task. The management of the knife and fork Is a stumbling block In the prog ress of many an Occidental youth tot ward complete culture, but it Is reallj a simple matter compared with the ar LUBM.NO to eat with chop-sticks. of handling chop-sticks as the Chinese baby must. He learns proficiency at quite an early age. however, practicing on bis bowl of rice. (.hunk of Alcohol for Fuel. Julius Norden, an Inventor of Alden hoven, Germany, has discovered a way of reducing alcohol to a solid. By his process It Is compressed Into small cakes, which are incased in tin, and thus become little pocket lamps or stoves ready for the light. When a lighted match is touched to the top of one of these diminutive tin cases the aicobol blazes up brightly, and, with out danger of explosion, will continue to burn as long as it would have burn ed in its original form. In this manner It is possible for a busy man to carry quarts of condensed alcohol in his vest pocket, ready for use. Why He Wanted to Fee It. Willie, aged 5, rung a neighbor's door bell recently and asked to see Mrs. Blank. Being shown into the presence of that lady, she said: "Well, Willie, what can 1 do for you?" "May I see your new bonnet?" asked the youthful caller. "Certainly," said Mrs. B., as she opened a box on the table. "Here it is. Now tell me what made you want to see it?" "Because." was the frank re ply, "mamma said the sight of it made ber sick and I wanted Jo see if it would make me sick, too." Peary's Last Rear. To the youthful readers of St. Nich olas. Lieut. Penry tells of some of his adventures as a killer and a capturer of polar bears. . At the first glimpse of daylight on thp moruini; of Sept. 4, the Hope got und-.-i way, and steamed out for Cape York to land my faithful Eskimo assistants. As we steamed out through the western passage Iwtweeti Meteorite Island and Akpudi. we entered the fleet of count less bergs sweeping out of Melville Bay. dazzling In their glitteriug bril liancy. ami with the dancing whltecaps flashing between them in every direc tion. Scarcely were we well within this Arctic white squadron, threading 0111 way between llK' stately cruisers, when one of my quick-eyed Eskimos cried out, "Nannooksoah!" He had seen the bear for an instant far up on the tip ot a big berg, one of the tabular giants of Melville Bay. peering over Its preclp Itous face, but it had quickly disnp peared. As we steamed slowly rouud the berg, he came into view again, 11 beautiful white animal with contrast ing black nose, moving leisurely along the surface of the Iceberg. The cap tain and I both chanced a shot at him at long range, and the captain's buller grazed his hind leg. making him whirl and snap savagely at the wound. Then be galloped awkwardly awy and lis appeared round a pinnacle of the beru Circling the berg again, we discovert! him in the water swimming vlgorons'y and several shots were tired nt u'm ot wmcn took effect, and he rVparentij collapsed completely; yet a few mo ments later he was swimming of! again, and It was only after I bad a boat lowered that he was secured. The fur of the animal was so spot feasly white and uustaiued that I gave orders not to have lriui lowered upon the deck, but kept him suspended from the tackle until, a few hours later, we reached Cape York, and, mooring the Hope against the race of a glacier, he was swung out on to the surface of the ;lacler, covered with newly fallen snow, and there skinned and the beau tiful pelt rolled up and packed away ill unsullied. This was our last bear. Thought Father Talkc l Ton Long. A 6-year-old urchin accidentally cut u:4 shoe with a knife, and his father (ruceeded to scold Mni at great leugtb .ir bis carelessness. The little fellow stened patiently for a time, then look :. g up at his father, said: "Papa, if you 'Jou't stop talking so much about It ou'll get me inad, too." 'lie druggist who has conscientioi--i ui!e9 should also possess conscii u .. ouuees and pounds. pppw ARE YOU SORE AND STIFF faXMn lkaUtl voric or outdoor exercise ? ST. JACOBS OIL Win cure after a few appli cations, and make the WHAT PLUCK DID. ric'cllsa Sttaatiou of a Brttlah Ottawa io the Alexandria Caaapalsra. It Is the bulldog fearlessness aad tenacity of an Englishman that make aim a conqueror even when he faces a mob of barbarians. After the bom bardment of Alexandria by the English Beet bad driven the Egyptian troops jut, the city was looted by thieves and cutthroats. Three or four hundred bluejacket were landed, who stopped the outrages by arresting every person found with plunder in bis possession. On arrest a person was tried by jrumhead courtmartial. and the sen tence, shooting or flogging, was exe rut without delay. An Englishman, Hulme Beamau. who assisted in pun ishing the robbers, describes In his book. "Twenty Years in the Neat East." a dangerous experience from which he was enabled to emerge by fool, fearless, bulldog pluck. He bad been detailed to superintend the flogging of two prisoners and Hit snooting of a third, the sentence to be carried out at their native village, a nest of thieves. There were ten thou sand of the riffraff looking on. Five lollcemen (Egyptians) and three En glishmen represented law and order. The prisoner, sentenced to be shot for i murder, was fitted into a shallow grave, and the policemen fired a volley, mild the execrations of the mob. Only Mr. Beaman and the Egyptian officer commanding the police under itood what the mob were saying, and the Egyptian begged the three En glishmen to get away while yet tbeie wa. time. They, however. Insisted on seeing the flogging carried out, and re marked that the slightest symptom of fear would excite the mob to murder them. ' The flogging exasperated the crowd, already excited by the execution, and they pressed close round the English men. "It is time to put an end to Intidels torturing believers!" said a portly old Arab sheikh, close to Seaman's elbow. Tne Englishman seized the Arab, and told the mob they should be ashamed if themselves to sympathize with a murderer and thieves. A sullen silence followed. The prisoner, placed In a carriage, in which a policeman and two Englishmen a Wo rode the third rldln? horseback aiongIde-was driven at a walk through the dense throng.to Alex andria, where a court martial ordered him to be flogged. The next year that sheikh called on Mr. Beaman at Cairo, brought with him little presents, admitted the justice of his punishment, and he and Mr. Bea man remained the best of friends. The faintest sign of weakening would hav turned that mob into furious wolves. The American Sunday School Union whose headquarteis are in Philadel phia with Morris K. Jesup of New York as President, will on the 25th of next May celebrate its Seventy-fifth Anniversary in Philadelphia. A Special Committee of Arrangements has been appointed. Claikson Clothier Chairman, William H. Wanamaker. William C. Stoever. H. C. Clara of Philadelphia, Robert T. B. Easton and John N. Beach of New York, with J. M. Andrews as Secretary- and Klmer B. Stevenson of 1 Iowa as Assistant to the Chairman. The Academy of Music one of the laigext Aud'toriums of the city, has already been secured for the meetings. Many leading speakers of the country are to be here and representatives of the t'nion from all parts of the United Stales will be present. No pains will be spared to make this one of the great est gatherings of the kind ever held in this country. This is the oldest and largest Sunday School Missionary Society in America, having for its field of operations the whole United States and has organized over one hundred thousand Sunday Schools during its seventy-five years rpf work. France, or at least Marseilles, has become an enormous consumer of American cottonseed oil. not only the edible oil, which, it is presumed, is con verted into "olive oil" for reimporta tion, but of the soap stock, used pre sumably in the manufacture of castlle soap and other fancy brands. In 1898 there were imported at Marseilles 120. 541 barrels of edible oil and 143.739 bar rels of soap stock. The latter is a pro duct of cottonseed oil caused by the refining process, the thick and fatty parts of the crude oil being precipitated and so treated as to be available for the purpose named. I nrlov Ten Teats An ?-t by mail Irlil bottlei Hoxaie's Troup rnr- and ros e' biks lor roup, rough.. C..ldN lir i ciltei. A. 1" 11. It xi-, I'uff tl.. -N Y AH men's souls are Immortal, but the souls of the righteous are both Im mortal and divine. EUPTUB"E fiirr Cniranti-r'l UH J. t. MATKR.IOU Alti'llHT.. lillL.V. PA. Kase at once: "!THE orra:i n or del Iroin bii-l'iess. Consultation lice. Enforcements oi iilir-ieian. ladles aoj i pKiiiiiiient citizen-! heua lor circular ome i;.n a a M. to 1 I. Il Feople who fish for others are apt I In Vw fniicrht themselves. I iro-Tn-Bae far Fifty Ceata, Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak men Mroriu, blood pure. cOc. f L All druitgista A man is strong when he admits to himself his own weakness. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing; Syrup for children teething, sotlms the gums, reducing- inflamma tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, &jc a bottle. There is -only one person you to manage, and that is yourself. need D-a"l Tubarre Sit sad Smoke Tear Ul Away. To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mac netic. full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-Bac. the wonder-worlter. that makes weak men strong. All druggists, 50e or tl. Cure guaran teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co.. Chicago or Netr York. The great art of conversation is to know when to talk and when to lis ten. Dr. Seth Arnold's Coutrh Killer Is a won derful medicine for Weak I.nngs. Ida Babhows. . Deer Grove. 111 March 31. 1898 A good reputation is like money at interest it is ali the time increas ing. 1o Ists a fold In One Daw. laks LasMtre Promo OnlniDe TtUMs. AO Druggists rrluitd a.icry t; tl fat late core. ata. Hope is often a cruel jade, but, after all, she is one of the best friends we have. The More You Say the Less People Remember." One Word With You. SAPOLIO PREPARE for th turn of Ufa. It U a critical period. As indications of the change appear be we your phy si ' cal condition is good. The experience is a wonderful one and under some circumstances full of menace. Mrs. Pink ham, of Lynn, Mass.. will gire you her advice without charge. tauzg tvra ivorjmn of MIDDLE ing and became Tery weak. When I wrote to you I was down in bed. Bad not sat up for six months; was under a doctors treatment all the time, but it did me no good. . I had almost given up in despair, but your Vegetable Compound has made me feel like a new woman. I cannot thank you enough. I would advise any woman who is afflicted as I have been to write to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass., and get her ad vice and be cured as I have been. Mrs. F. H. Allen. 419 Ne braska Ave.. Toledo. Ohio, writes : "Dear Mrs. Pinkham: Change of life was working on me. My kidneys and bladder were affected. I had been confined to the house all sum mer, not able to stand on my feet for any 1no-th ctt time. Terri ble pains when urinat-fet ing and an itching that nearly drove me wild. I had tried many reme dies. I told my hus band I had great faith in yours and he got me a bottle; am now on my fourth bottle. I feel that I am entirely cured. I can work all day. I can hardly realize that such a wonderful cure is possible. Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound is the best medicine for women." Don't wait until you are prostrated with the mysterious con dition known as "Change of Life." Get Mrs. Pinkham's ad vice and learn how other women got through. Prefers Hnmethin-r Else. Visitor Why do they cal Col. Swal lerby "Old Hoss?" Native Because they can lead him to water, but they can't make him drink 't. Puck. St ats or Oajto, Crrr or ToMnm, I Lcoaa Cotnrrr. 1 Frank J. Chbkby makes oath that as Is tba senior partner of the Ann of F. J. t amii 10.. doing bnaineaalB the City of Toledo, Count -and State aforesaid, and thai said arm will pay the sum of on a hundhbd dollars for each and every eaue of catabrh that cannot bi eared by the nee of Hiu.'i Catarrh ubb. Frank J. thbhbv. Sworn to before me and subscribed la my I i presence, this Mb day of December, 1 ibal V A. D. 18a. A. W. Oluw. ( ( fiam public Hall's Catarrh On re is taken Internally, and acta dir. etly on the blood and mucous surface f the system. Send for testimonials, free. T. 1. 1 rivii as .o Toledo, O. Sold by Drag-gists, JSc. Hall's r amify Pills are the beat. Fame that you can't make your bread and butter out of. Is a poor invest ment. Beanty la Blooa Deep. Clean blood means a clean skin. No beautv without it. Cascarets. Candy Catbar- tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by j jf 12, and when well under way they stirring up the Jazy hver and driving .all im- j oeJjall to cook 8npper on the caboose purities from the body. Begin to-day to r . , , . banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads, j ove. The rear brakeman. on watch and that sickly bilious complexion by taking I in the cupola, observed that the eugine Cascarets, beauty for ten cents. All drug- 1 (eemed to have unusual difficulty In gists, .at.sfact.on guaranteed, 10c. 25c, 50c. pumng H(? QQt There is no one who gets so tired and : fact wl,h tbf Pence of several disgusted with himself as a lazy : hoboes on top of the cars. who. un man. ' known to him. were setting brakes and - ' stalling the train. The front door of Educate Year Bowel. With Cascarets. , tne caboo8e flew opeu. and four masked Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever, j . , ..... t0c, 2.ic. tfc.ee. fail, druggists refund money. ! armed men ordered the occupants Take the place and attitude which belong to you, and all men will ac quiesce. Plso's Cure for Consumption relieves the nost obstinate coughs. Rev. D. BrcHMUaxr lbr, Lexington, Mo.. February 34. 1894. He who can suppress a moment's anger may prevent days of sorrow. To Cure Constipation Forever. Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 10c or 25c If C C. C. fail to cure, druggists refund money' Good luck has ruined more men than bad luck ever did. Fits permanently cured. No fits or nervoat nen slier first day s ate of Dr. Kline s Great Serve Krsto er. M trial bottle and treatise free 1K. R. II. KL1NB. Ltd. Mil ArcbSu 1'lul.i. i'.i Relying on virtue Is relying on the truest philosophy that is. Spalding's Official Base Ball Guide Editbo bt Hbnby Cbadwick. IO CENTS, POSTPAID. setearino players. New Playing Rules. Sand for CAtmlan of ft Bll -vol AttokMta tftjoJ A. C. SPALDINQ A BROS.. !-iw Vrk. DeaTgr. CUcmy . WE CAN'T MAKE GARTER'S INK any better ink than j we do we don't know how to. We ls the best that can be can make poorer made. It costs vou no more than the poorest. 'ana cneaper 109,: hut we wont. Funny booklet " How to Make Ink Pictures "fire. CARTER'S INK CO.. Boston. Mass. CINDERELLA BICYCLE The MOST BEAUTIFUL Ladies' Cycle raa'le Fine material, fine workmanship, easy to mount, easy to ride. None better. Price very low. Afssts wasted, l.adyor Cent. Chatsless Cycle Mfg. Co., Sole Masnfactarers iPrssssct Strati. ' tOCHESTER, N. T. ANY LADY who can sew can earn good pay making neckwear for us at home ; work ail cut sent by mail any distance post paid. Send 10 cents for particulars and sealed contract for employment. Work can be done in spare time. Home Employment Co. UW East 23th Street, New York. rjAfjTFn mim ni mm " Send25cfora2t-psgepam phlet containing a 1.1st sfnes(laas asked by an examining board of engineers. Address Uearfl. A. Z-l er. Bookseller. IS S 4tb St., St. Louis, Mo. Mention this paper. VLANTED Boys to work few hours after school and receive free the highest grade punching bags, boxing gloves, foot-balls, catchers' mitts, cameras and McFadden exer cisers; easy and pleasant work; send 10c for sample and particulars. MONDAY MF'G CO., Rochester, N. Y. DROPSY"!? PWCOTBET; t, T 9 I qaiekrslMf and was worst at t iimiwi.i i I A j Frsa. Dr. a. B. .keen's sons Boa D. Attaata. OUIK RELIEF FEMALE PILLS rSR:Srodv, $1. DR. READ, ioji 5outh Street. Pnila. w Cough Syrup. TytM Good. Vm . ru.n OT CtMlsttv, PRICE OnV-lal r ATerait l"m battln !. National flaajr I s- flsld n. and minor aa If pitching leagues SS Basaj w aaa- bass and sF running: college ffSJBfK a a how to clubs: ILsaT aBa I I nadths pictures of 4 I I pUrsn' aim IIbbV sVsV STaragtM. I I etc reiaTF She has done so mucn tor women, surely you can trust her. Read this letter from Mrs. M. C. Grip ping, of Georgeville, Mo. : Dear Mrs. Pinkham: The doctor called my trouble ulcera tion of womb and change of life. I was troubled with profuse flow HEROES CF THE RAILWAY. Deeds of Darina; that the Men Them selves Bomct raes Forget. The Century has published several articles on the Heroes of I'eaee. and sue of the best of the series appears in a late number of the magazine. It Is called "Heroes of the Railway Ser vice," and consist of notes from the xperlence of Charles De La no HIne. The writer is a graduate of West I'olnt. who, after serving four years as an )tlicer, voluntarily resigned his com mission In the army to become a freight-bra tenia n. He worked six months as a brakeman and two years ts a yard-master, all of the time in coustaut contact with the men and the j 3anger8 he describes. In the lnte war 1 be was a major in the First District i if Columbia Volunteer Infantry. Here is one of the good stories he tells: I Not long ago a freight-conductor 1 itarted on a night run after drawing , his mouth's wages from the pay-car. : He had with him his young son. a lad to tnrow up their bands, me con- ductor Jumped to shield bis child, seized a coupling-pin and .smashed a head, but not until four shots had rung out and three bullets were In bis body. Fighting to the last, be fell dead in the doorway. The brakeman was shot in the arm, and made his escape from the car to the ground. Fearing be would give the alarm and cause their capture, the bandits fled. Then the boy showed that the blood of heroes is transmitted to succeeding generations. He pulled the body of his father inside, and coolly secured his money and watch. He no ticed that the train was barely moving, aud it occurred to bim that there was a second section close behind. He knew the brakeman had no lantern even :f ilive. The plucky boy took the red light and torpedoes, dropped off. ran oack. expecting at every step to be shot, aud flagged the other train. Trav ?lers westward over the Big Four sometimes wonder why a slender vol unteer seems so prominent in helping the switchmen attach the dining-car at 3ne of the terminals. If they happen to inquire, the men reply: "Why. that s John's boy, the conductor those bums put In the clear' that pay-day last year." DISGRACE OF A HEARSE. Lapsed la ltacorum, Since WhicM No body Will Consent to Use It. . The town of Holden, Me.. Is the owner t a hearse that Is out of a job. It is a good hearse, only six years old, clean, bright, and as good as new; but in spite of Its apparent attractiveness and In spite of the fact that it cost the town $700, it has not carried a coffin or led a funeral procession for more than foil; years. Until five years ago it was the most popular and widely employed hearse in northern Hancock County, and was hired by people in Eddington, Dedbam, and Clifton. One day the driver, hav ing taken a body to Brooklin for Inter ment, saw a chance to turn an honest dollar by bringing back a load of salt fish. Then thetrouble began. The fish didn't harm the hearse any, and the hearse didn't hurt the fish, but when the story got ont the usefulness of the hearse was gone. Those who had friends to bury sent to Bangor, ten miles away, and paid f 10 or $15 for a hearse sooner than have the local hearse for nothing. The town had the hearse newly painted and varnished, hoping to remove the prejudice, bnt the fish story held on. and the village boys threw stones at the hearse house to show their contempt. In a year or so the feeling against the hearse became so strong that men declared In their wills that their heirs should be disin herited in case the testators were car ried to the grave in the Holden hearse. Those who didn't wish to mention the hearse got around it by demanding that their bodies should be conveyed in a hearse from Dedbam or Bangor. These wills were filed In the probate office In Bangor, and before the property could he divided the heirs were obliged to prove that the renues t regarding tbi hearse had been fulfilled. The affair baa caused no end of trou ble and expense, but In spite of the time that has elapsed the feeling Is stronger to-day than It was fire years ago. This spring there Is an article in the town warrants "to see if the town will vote to tell the hearse." It will be adopted. jab-Fare Regulators, . ' Five hundred cabs In Paris have been provided with the new Maris Indicat ors to regulate the fare according to the tin of the driva. RAM'S HORN BLASTS. i Waraias Notes Calllas the Wicked to kfepeataaca. THE Bible Is a weapon of at tack; It needs no defense. It willnot pay to be always ask ing, will It pay? God has not as cended above our needs and sor rows. When yon walk God's way, yon may know His works. Cod gave us a gospel that needs no mending. There Is only one day in a year, that Is: To-day. It Is only tba coward who finds it accessary to be cruel, . Infidelity plucks the flowers and scoffs at the gardener. You cannot bury your sorrow, bnt Christ can bear It for yon. It is not opposition without, but tpatby within, that hinders. The supreme business of the devil is to keep men'r eyes from Jesus. If God judged us as harshly as we do our fellows, we might well fear. Sin may bide Its sting till the grave puts you out or reach of the remedy. . The saloon was born of evil, but It exists because good men tolerate It. . ConipetUlon may be the life of busi ness, but It is the death of the church. Christ's presence turns the common waters of our lives Into heavenly wine. The safety vaults of your heavenly treasures may be the hauds of the needy. To turn a new leaf is not enough; there must be a new life to make the record. Human selfishness lost us Eden, but Divine 8elf-forgetfulnc8S has given us heaven. Many a m-iu will slam the door In the devil's faca. and oiieu a window to let him in. You cannot do Christ's work In the world, unless you have Ills love for the world. We say we believe in Christ, but we sceiu to put our trust in orators, choirs and financiers. It is no use singing "Crown Him Lord of All," while you go right on paying taxes to the devil. Circumstances may make you poor In pocket, but you ulone are to blame If you are not rich in thought. What would we do If God foreclosed on us wbeu we failed to pay the ln: teretit on what He has loaned us? It is hard for the preacher to keep people from' the opera In the week when he runs as near to it as he can on Sundays. 't he intidel reviles the Bible, while e rests s-jenre under the protection of Its lows, enforced by believers of the Word. Mora Ways than One. Dyer Bullion lost a cool million yes tenia y. Puell Got caught in wheat? Dyer No. His daughter married count. Puck. The lack of money Is the root of most evils. Love suffers, but it never forsakes. 4A THE pleasant method and beneficial effects of the well-known remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Company, illustrate the value of obtaining the liquid laxative principles of plants known to be medicinally laxative and presenting them in the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the syitem. It is the one perfect strengthening laxative, CLEANSING THE SYSTEM EFFECTUALLY. DISPELLING COLDS AND HEADACHES, PREVENTING FEVERS. OVERCOMING HABITUAL CONSTIPATION PERMANENTLY. Its perfect freedom from every objectionable quality and substance, and its acting on the kidnevs liver and bowels, gently yet promptly, without weakening or irritating them, make it the ideal laxative' In the process of manufacturing figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but THE MEDICINAL QUALITIES ARE OBTAINED FROM SENNA AND OTHER AROMATIC PLANTS, by a method known to the California Fig Syrup Company only. In order to get its beneficial effects and o avoid imitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on tl.e front of every oackaire Consunlfers of the choicest products of modern commerce purchase at about the same price that others pay" for cheap artd-worthless imitations. To come into universal demand and to be everywhere considereri the best of its class, Utt -article, most be capable of satisfying the wants and tastes of the best infnrn,Arl purchasers The CaliforniariffripCompany having met with the highest success in the manufacture and sale of its excellent liquid laxatTvFrtmedy, Syrup op Figs, it has become important to all to have knowledge of the Company and its product. The California Fig Syrup Company was organized more thn fifteen years ago, for the special purpose of manufacturing and selling a laxative remedy which wonW ih. more pleasant to the taste and more beneficial in effect than any other known. The great value of remedy, as a medicinal agent and of the Comrany's efforts, is attested by the sale of millions of Ivltti anmtally.-nnd by the high approval of most eminent physicians. As the true and eenuine rem,X a Syrup oy Figs is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Company only, the kiiowledaof tl.-r'l will assist in avoiding the worthless imitations manufactured by other parties. (AURRNIA FTC SV.bbES; wr woio My mii RECENT INVENTIONS A resident of Oklahoma has patented . bead canopy for protecting the head from the rays of the son while at wortt. a light frame being attached to the body by straps to support an adjusta ble covering of rain and son proof ma-, teriaL A Westerner has patented a combined minnow bucket and trap for fisher men's use, consisting of a wire cy Under, with a bale at the top which i placed Inside a tin ieceptacle. two conical en trances being formed In the cylinder, through which the fish are attracted by bait. To assist artists and writers in draw ing fine lines with their instruments a new pencil and pen attachment con slstsof an elastic finger arranged to rest on the paper under the drawing Instru ment and receive a portion of the weight V the arm. Railway cars are easUy changed from broad to narrow gauge by an Austra lian patent, the wheels being attached to the axle by screw threads, several turns In either direction drawing the wheels together or spreading them, with levers and ratchets to lock them In either position. An Iowa woman has Invented a lamp Attachment for sewing machines, a slotted plate be'ng secured to the rear of the table. In which a screw slides to bold a plate on the npper side of the slot, the plate sliding Into convenient position and having spring arms, which hold the lamp. In an improved photographic printing frame the spring arms which hold the back of the frame In place are attached to the sides of the frame by automatic catches, formed of an L-shaped piece of metal pivoted In the frame so that pres sure on the short end swings the long eud over the end of the spring arm. Compile tod Relatloaeblp. A curious case of complicated rela tionship exists In Oakland, as a result of a father and son marrying two sis ters. Alinlo Tolentino de Flguereda. aged nfty- married May Carmyn. an eighteen-year-old girl, and Wilfred A. 3e Figuereda. aged eighteen, married Katherine Carmyn. twenly-three years Did. Thus the boy will be his father s brother-in-law; the two sisters will be sisters-in-law; the father's wife will be a step-mother to her brother-In-lnw; the son's wife will be the old gentle man's daughter-in-law as well as sister-in-law. If children be born to the wife of the son, the grandfather will h their uncle, and should there be shildren In the father's home the son will be uncle and itep-brother. The old man's wife will be aunt and step erandmother to her sister's little ones. Mast Have Drowned. "Oh. mamma," said little Bessie, "1 found a gweat big clam hull on thf beach." "And was there a clam In It?" asked ber mother. "No," replied Bessie; " Ideas he fall ed ont and got dwound." The Text. Mamma What was the text the cler gyman preached from to-day? Kthel (8 years old) Many are cold, bnt few are frozen. We suppose the hardest task in the world would be to persuade a real r 't1'"ss nnn to liin a suicide club. Beauty and good nature are sel dom found together. cCCq uiuioio , iTice out Per DorNe. Every farmer who makes a specialty of fancy stock taVt pride to exhibiting: the finest product of his farm. To show to best advantage, the natural colors of the wool or hair must be brought out; the white in particular must be snowy white and not tinged with dirty brown or yellow. A BREEDER SAYS OF THE IVORY SOAP: " I have used it for many years and find it for all prac- . leal purposes superior to anyth'ng I have ever used. . . . It leaves the skin soft and clear, furnishes life to the coat, produces a beautiful growth . . . and leaves it smooth, glossy and free from harshness. I use it with Iuke-warm rain water, which I find is the best. This forms a rich, oily lather, and helps loosen all stubborn scales and blotches of the skin. r ihu tsa. to Vto rim. a ejjaesooaeosooopsooooo uuu. Harden or tba Rico. No sovereign Is so rich as the Em peror of Russia, and no sovereign has such heavy calls upon his purse. The Grand Dukes Vladimir, Alexis, Serge tnd Tanl Alexandrovitch, as well at the Grand Duke Mlcbael-Nienoleje-vltch, as the sons of emperors of Rus sia, receive from the head of the bouse an annual sum of 185,000 rubles, which, added to their private means, makes them very rich. The wives and widows of Russian grand dukes receive 40,000 rabies, their sons 150,000 rubles. It wss the late Emperor Alexander III. who made the rule that every member of the Russian imperial family must spend a part of the year In Russia or else lose a third of his or her allowance. Time's Whirligig-. Active, rapid and decisive that is the text of the present age. The ce lerity with which great events even tuate is Illustrated by the experience of the Maine merchant skipper who left Manila In a sailing vessel for a voyage around the Cape, stopping at St. Helena. When he started there was no expectation of war; when he reached Maine the war was over. That Is the way the whirligig whirls. How It Happened. Mrs. Wackum How did that naughty boy of yours hurt himself? Mrs. Snapper That good little boy of yours hit him on the head with a brick. -Ally Sloper. Boldness is a good steed when wis dom is the driver. rVyoRK, Syf? ip Co 1 J 1 VV I t Oi OJUULP.fl fl BJUtSJLSJULSUiajLSLSJii. 5Iy wife bad pimples on ber face, but she has been tukine CASi.'AKt.TS and Ihey have all disappeared. I hud been troubtal with constipation for some time, but after u.k in the Urst Cascaret I bare had no trouble with this ailment. We cannot sia too bicii ly of Cascarets." Fred Waktii as. 670b Oermantown Ave.. Polladelfhla. P.i Pleasant. Palatable, l otent. Taste Good. r: Good. Merer Sicken. Weaken, or tirif e. lot. 2Jc. Mc ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... tttrilas Caawaar, . Vaalr.il. Sa Tact, til MTU DAf1 Sold and guaranteed hr sharo? " I U'DAU etiU to CX Zl f. 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