Juniata sentinel and Republican. (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, April 12, 1899, Image 4
THE NEW BQT, Did j erer atop jior vara ap, - 'Nd listen to roar teeth. As they dance 'nd clank 'nd clam-; On the crackers underneath? Kin j' make your ears go wobbly Like a donkey when be brays T I'll bet y' can't make both yonr thumbs Go roan' two different waysl Kin y' yawn as If y liked it. With yonr month abet tightt T' don know bow t' cluck yonr tongue Naw. that ain't right! Kin y whistle on two fingers. Like a niofine callin' "coal 7" Say lemme see yonr sling-shot Too got a fishin'-pole? T' can't atan' on yonr head-'a'-han'a Thout a wall to prop IV y' ever go in swimmin An' never tell yonr Pop? The teacher's watchin' both of us She's on to me, I flies' F she keeps me in fr talkin' f yon. I'll lick you at recess! New England Farmer. THE DAGUERREO TYPE CASE. T T S an insult," said John Stone; I "you shall send them right back. You're Just ss near a relative as the Gordons, yet they hare got every thing, Just because they were there when your aunt died; and then because they knew you were entitled to souie thing. In fact. Just as much as they, from her estate, have sent you this col lection of odd and ends." -'Hush. John; never mind. It's not worth talking about, and we might as well make the best of it. Beggars can't be choosers, you know," sagely re marked Ul wife. The cause of this outburst was an oblong grten pasteboard box, which had Just arrived, and whose contents, so Eleanor Stone said, were not worth the express paid ou it. An accompany ing note, addressed to Mrs. Stone in explanation of the box. was as follows: "Dear Eleanor: I avnd you herewith what mother. May and I nave picked out as your share of Aunt Marcia's bc lorg nRs. They weren't as much as an ticipated, and we divided the rest among ourselves, as we had the care of ber in her last illness. Tour affectionate j cousin. EFFIE GOBDON." Eleanor Stone took the note and flung It In the stove. "So much for my , cousin's affection. It's too bad. I know Aunt Marcia must have had some mon ey, and as for the bother of her last ill ness, it was self-sought, which makes me doubly sure she left something, for the Gordons are not the kind to put themselves out for nothing. If we only ; had Just a little of ber money to tide i us over until you get well and put us on our feet again." Aunt Marcia was Miss Marcia Per kins, a maiden great-aunt of Eleanor Stone, who had lived somewhat as a recluse and who had recently died. Eleanor turned the box upside down, gazing regretfully at the little heap on the table. There was an old-fashioned bone hairpin, two bits of lace, sur mounted with lavender bows, such as old ladies wear for caps, two or three cheesecloth dusters, Ave handkerchiefs, a hair-ring, and an old-fashioned daguerreotype in a rusty black and gilt case, showing the faded countenance of a genteel-looking youth of past date. "There," said Mrs. Stone, derisively. "Is my share of my late lamented aunt's estate, and here am I, who expected a hundred or two, anyway, as bard up as anybody could be, with John sick and unable to work, while Annt Susan, Effie and May Gordon, who know noth ing of hard times, are probably basking , In the sunshine of her dollars." At this point, being of a philosophical turn of mind, she gathered up her In heritance, put It away in the closet, and devoted herself to her husband, who lay grumbling on the sofa, a victim Id the clutches of rheumatism. Several weeks later Eleanor was brooding over the financial situation, when the bell rang, and an elderly man stood at the door. He Introduced him self as "Mr. Clavers." and said that being the Gordons' family lawyer, and happening to be in town that day, he bad come at their request to ask a little favor. "Would Mrs. Stone care to part with a little old-fashioned daguerreotype the Gordons bad sent her In a box of things that were Miss Perkins'?" Eleanor's curiosity and suspicions were aroused by the sudden desire for this worthless relic of former days. Mr. Clavers explained that the ladles bad taken a fancy for It, as an antique merely. They would be quite willing to purchase it, and If a $10 bill would be any object - - "No," answered Eleanor, spurred on to refusal by a sudden conviction. ' I didn't get many of my aunt's things, but what I did I shall keep," where upon she arose and politely but unmis takably bowed the astonished old gen tleman out. Then site hurried to the closet, and, rummaging around, soon found the box. and in It the daguerreotype case. This she opened and began to scratch it all over with her thumbnail and to fin err its surface carefully, lioplng, all the while, that she had not let a 910 bill go ; for nothing. It might really be a whim of Aunt Susan's, after all. to want the old thing, yet somehow It seemed to Eleanor that she bad once heard Aunt Marcia speak of a daguerreotype case with a secret spring and false back which was a much prized possession, the gift of a dear friend. Suddenly she gave a gasp and John looked up from his couch In time to see something white flutter to the floor. Forgetting his rheumatism, he sprang from the sofa and stood, reading over Eleanor's shoulder a bit of writing on a scrap of paper that meant much to those two. "I, Marcia Perkins, hereby glye to the person who. after my death, become the owner of the daguerreotype of Jo seph Thurston, in the case of which this paper will be placed by me, the lum of $2,500." That was as far as they went, !" Mid Eleanor. "Hum," said John, and there was a lilence for as many as three seconds. "Go on," said John. "It's nothing more about us. It's only that he," waving the placidly pictured young man, "was her lover. He was drowned at sea, and ber house and oth er belongings are to be sold and the money Is to go to the Seamen's Or phans' fund. "So Effie and the others will bars to clve up what they have already takes possession of, and Instead of every thing will have nothing." ";mhI enough." concluded John, in a satisfied tune, -provided this paper la perfectly legal. Thought they could slight you entirely, but Instead they made a mess of it themselves by giving you a cast-off. Insignificant-looking trinket, which happened to be the most valuable thing your aunt left after all." "If everything is only tamed ever to us without any trouble," co eluded his wife. "To think of tbelr pretending be didn't leave anything. Them was little trouble over the mat ter, the paper being dated, signed, and witnessed. Thus the Gordons reluc tantly taw their knowledge of the tagnerreotype's secret came too late, while the Stones, with Its aid. were enabled to buy a pleasant little home, where, secure from "bard times," they enjoy life together, the daguerreotype case occupying the place of honor. Boston Post A Hero at Home. Mot all the heroes were at Santiago. One of them came forward recently In Topeka, when the Santa Fe Railroad fonnd It necessary to reduce the fores employed in the freight department. Among those who were to be dis charged was a man with a wife and half a dozen children, and his salary was the family's only Income. Lines appeared In bis face as the expiration of his term of service drew near, and bis eyes told a story of suffering snd despair. Dean Waters, a fellow employe, saw all this. It made him sick at heart, and his folks saw that something was the matter, but be kept bis thoughts to himself. For a week he watched the other workman suffer in silence, and at night he could not sleep for thinking of the hardships in store for this man'a wife and little ones. Then be made a resolve. Going to the head of the de partment, he said: "If I resign my position, will you keep Mr. Blank?' Yes." replied the head of the depart nient. "Accept my resignation," said Wa ters, and be left the room without an other word. Topeka Capital. In His Place. The author of "Cannon and Camera." "a war artist at the frout" in Culm, says that after the destruction of the Maine Father Chad wick, her chaplain, could lie seen going hither and thither, now on the shore and now afloat, car ing for the bodies recovered from the wreck, and setting down all possible notes which might lead to their identifi cation. Holzer, his zealous and inde fatigable assistant, was among the wounded, and took bis fate like a hero. When be was dying, in hospital. Cap tain Sigsbee said a few cheering words to him, and held out his hand. "I can't shake hands with you. Cap tain Sigsbee," said he. "My hand Is not in condition, air." "Ah. my lad," said the Captain, "you took the wrong ship when you chose the Maine!" "No, sir! No, sir! it was the rlghf ship. 1 have nothing to regret." Soon after he died. For Players and Typewriters. , In this age of wear and tear on the nerves anythiDg to save them from shock Is a great help. Scientists huve invented a rubler thimble to protect tbe fingers In piano playing aud type writing. The tips of the fingers are not snly nerve-centers, but one of the most sensitive parts of the body. Conse quently the finger nerves receive many severe shocks In practicing or type writing. The new thimbles are made of rubber, to fit tbe ends of the fingers like gloves, and will lessen the shock to the nerve centers. The speed also Is Increased 10 per cent, by their use. It iscertainthattbeendsof tbe lingers are kept from becoming callous and the nails from splitting. A Diacourasrlna Plg-a. "now Is your son getting along with his literary work. Mrs. Rockingham?" "I don't believe he's making much headway. Nobody ain't accused him 3t steal in' auy of his writin's from any body else, so I guess they can't amount to much." Chicago News. The absolute equality of the laws of nature is illustrated between the rich and poor by five senses. It never changes. It is a rare man who knows the full extent of his ability. The Pioneer Medicine is Ayefs Sarsaparillci Before sarsaparillas were known. ntty at i 1 as saw. I 1 rrwflfflWmi 1 UL have confidence at once. If you want an experiment, buy anybody's Sarsaparilla: if you "rant t cure, you must buy A Tie SamptfiUa li CIS 0L CI CT. THE GAMBLER WINS ALWAYS. Elactrleal Derlea for Wlaafag a Dice ale by aa Md Tabla. Among the battered flotsam and Jet sam that has accumulated In a second hand store la New Orleans, says the Times-Democrat, Is a shabby round table with a carious secret, and bo doubt a still more curious history. The top was once covered with green bill iard cloth, which Is worn to tatters and discloses a steel plate set In the center and perhaps ten Inches square. The whole top is loose and can be re moved, revealing an Interior space con taining a horseshoe magnet wound with wire and connected with an arma ture very much like that of an ordinary telegraph Instrument A close examin ation shows an insulated wire running down one of the legs to a small knob or button, protruding on the outside. When the top is In place the steel plate rests directly over the magnet. This strange device ' Is explained clearly enough by Its present owner." "It is a dice table," be said, "on which a lot of money has been won. When it was in order there was a good-sized battery Inside connected with the mag net. When the knob on the leg was pressed the current was turned on, and i that made the steel plate magnetic. The ' dice they used with it bad small metal disks on one face, and as long as the ! current was on they naturally fell that i side down. When the knob was re leased they would Tall any way thej chanced to come, so all that was neces ! sary for the operator to do was to keep i bis knee on the button and he could ! absolutely control bis play." hE BALANCED THE ACCOUNT. Yonnar Lawyer Gets Even with an Old Phy.iclaa Who Tricks Hint. A physician-and a lawyer occupying rooms in the same large downtown building met not long ago In the lobby. The lawyer has only bad his shingle out for sixnnonths, while the physlcan has been practicing for many years. Consequently the physician Is inclined : to use a condescending manner toward the young lawyer, and the young law- ' yer respects the physician as a nun ! who has made his mark. "You should do something for that ' cold," the physician said. v "What?" asked the lawyer res pen - i fully, from force of habit. Tbe physician made a few remarks about the treatment of colds as they rode up in tbe elevator. The other day : the lawyer received a bill for "services rendered" blm by the physician. By this time he bad forgotten that he ever had a cold or that he had met the phy sician and listened to advice on colds b? cause it is polite to do so. With the bill in his hand he sought out tbe phy sician, who explained tbe matter, say ing be need not pay it at once unless It was convenient for him. Not wishing to make an enemy of the young lawyer, he talked of business and business diffi culties for half an hour, drawing the young man out and giving him a chance to talk. The next day the physician received a check for $1 in payment of the bill sent the young lawyer, accompanied by a bill with the lawyer's name across tbe top, which called for $10 for half an hour's consultation the day before. The physician promptly paid. Chicago Chronicle. The great trouble is, people haven't very good sense, and they are not dis posed to be very fair. years ago, it began its work, omce then you can count ;the sarsa parillas by the thousands whhevery variation of imita tion of the original, ex cept one. They have never been able to im itate the quality of the pioneer. When you see Aycfs on a bottle of sarsa pirilla that is enough; you can 0 ers yitiA mtit Smpritk Cumm MOTHERHOOD is woman's natural destiny. Many women ars denied the happiness of chBdrea through some derangement of the generaHTe organs. Actual barrenness is rare. . , Among the many triumphs of Lydia E. Pinkham Vegetable r i. the overcoming of cases connoivo or GTEMUTY n v, . t. -- uus Jans. x-ina-naaa - Vegetable Compound I had one child which hred only six hours. The doctor said it did nothave the proper nourishment while I was carrying iL I did not feel at all well during preg nancy. In time I conceived again, ana thought I would write to you for advice. Words cannot express the gratitude I feel towards yon for the help tnat cine was to me during this time, felt like a new person; did my work up to the last, and was sick only a short time. My baby weighed pounds. He is a fine boy. the joy of our home. He is now six weeks old and weighs sixteen pounds. Your medicine is cer tainlv a boon in pregnancy." Mrs. Flora Cooper, of Doyle. S. Dak., writes: Dear Mrs. Pinkham Ever , since my last child I suffered with inflammation of the womb, pains in back, left side, abdomen and groins. My head ached all the time. I .could not walk across the floor without suffering intense pain. I kept getting worse, until two years ago I wrote to you for advice, and beeran takinar T.vrlia V. Ptnlrham'a Vao-Atahla I had not finished the first bottle before I felt better. I took four bottles, and have been strong and perfectly healthy ever since, and now have two of the nicest little girls. WHY WOMEN DON'T MARRY. fleanona Give by One Who Kaowa the Men of To-day. There Is a good deal of discussion orer tbe fact that many women do not marry. In fact one would almost Imag ine that It Is only the men who marry nowadays. There Is a reason for it, of course, and there seems to be an effort an the part of many to find It out. Some say it la because she Is "too vain," oth ers that she is "too extravagant." "too mercenary," "too modern." However, Winifred Black throws a few Interest ing side lights on the subject, many of which show the color of truth. She ays: "The modern woman doesn't marry because the right man doesn't ask her. Women to-day are just aa anxious to 9e married as their grandmothers were; sensible, honest women are living to day, and the man who wants to marry one of them can do so, but they are not looking for that kind of woman. A man falls In love with an empty-headed, heartless doll for her pretty face, snd then complains because he finds the doll's head Is hollow. When a man chooses a sweetheart because, she wears 'dead swell' clothes, and then falls to lamenting over the cupidity of woman when that same girls aaks him what bis revenue is before she decides about loving him be Is not quite as logi cal as be might be. Now, is he, really? "Any woman worth marrying will marry the man ahe loves even If be can't scrape up money enough to pay the minister. She may not be happy with him after she marries him, but It will not be his poverty that makes her miserable. The great law of natural selection holds Its sway with the just aa well aa with tbe unjust. Tou can't educate the human nature out of a woman any more than you can refine it out of a man. "A master of the science of economics will elope with an extravagant creature just as quickly as a proud, high-tempered woman will mysteriously fall In love with a stupid nobody. Dan Cupid, Esq., has gone out of fashion, but he Isn't dead, not by any manner of means, and never will be. Men put women on a pedestal, but they set the pedestal In the mud. "A woman's friends bear of ber mar riage with a sigh of relief. A man's friends hear of his marriage with t gasp of Incredulity.'' RECENT INVENTIONS. An Englishman has designed a brush Tor cleaning bicycle chains, which will engage all parts of a link at the same time, a conical brush being placed in the center, with parallel brushes on either side, which clean the outside portions of the link while tbe central brush is working inside. Milk and other liquids are automatic ally measured by a new can. having a tube attached to one side with open ngs connecting with tbe can, a float be ng placed In tbe tube, supported by a iprocket chain running over a toothed wheel to turn a pointer on a graduated dial: Drivers will appreciate an Improved rein-holder, consisting of a vertical post clamped on the dashboard, with a T-head at tbe top from which depend spiral springs having clamps at their free ends to engage tbe reins at any jesired tension and relieve a portion of the strain from the driver's hands. Firemen are protected from getting 3urned by a new hose nozzle which has i small tube attached to the Inner wall )f the nozzle, with tbe rear end open :o receive a small portion of the stream, which flows through tbe wall of tbe nozzle and enters a port, to be directed n tbe fireman. By the use of an Iowa man'a Inven tion scrubbing brushes can be attached to broom or mop bandies for use on surfaces out of reach of the hands, spring wires being bent at tbe ends to form clamping jaws, with rings sliding in the wires to close one set of jaws on the brush and the other on the mop or hroo mhandle. A b.iudy article for dentists' use con sists of a dental chair attachment for holding a mirror in the mouth, a num ber of rods being joined together at their ends by adjustable clamps, with one end of the device fastened to the chair and tbe other carrying the mir ror, which can be fixed in position to leave both hands free for work. Amended. It may have been observed thai school children sometimes receive ad vice which is excellent in spirit, bul dirtictilt to follow literally. At a public reception at Napier, at which the Governor of. New Zealand was present, tbe school children of tht town, after being duly complimented by his excellency on the hearty manner iu v. liicli they had rendered the nation al m!.i-:n. wrr'o urg-. lo -put theit :i-::l!-TS lu Ih. u li.-i-I." anil assured ;i.:l in that way tu!y would they bt -sure to reach the lop of the tree." . At this point one of his exceUcacy't bearers, a quick-witted Irishman, wat beard to say: "Sure, It's an axletree he means, bs- rr of supposed barrenness. This great medicine is so well calculated to regn late every function of the generative or gans that its efficiency is Touched for by multitudes of women. Mrs. Ed. Wolford. of Lone Tree, t.vinar Lvdia E. Pinkham s yonr medi ComTJOUnd. To Float Htraaded Vessels. Vessels can be easily removed from sandbars by a new apparatus consist ing of an endless chain of backets to be attached to the sides of the vessel and driven by engines to excavate the sand from around the hull until the ship floats free. Beamty Is Blawai Deo. Clean blood means a clean skin. No beauty without it. Caacarets, Candy Cathar tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im purities from tbe body. Begin today to banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads, and that sickly bilious complexion by taking Cascarets, beauty for ten cents. All drug gilts, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c.2Sc.60c. It is about as easy to raise a child as a lapdog, but it isn't always aa profitable. j trase Camas B. Pitl by local appllotton& astfesy oannot react the dlMMed portion of to. ear. Titers ia only one way to cars deafness, aad that Is by constitu tional remedies. D af ness Is eansed by an n flamed condition of the mueoas lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube sets (n fl nvd you have a rambling sound or Imper fect hearing;, and when it Is entirely closed Deafness I the result, and unless the inflam mation can be taken oat and this tube re itored to Its normal condition, hearing will be destroy, d forever. Nine eases oat of ten are ranscd by catarrh, which is nothing botaa In 'taraed onditton of the mucous surfaces. Ws will give One Hundred Dollars for say -jim of Deafnea (caoiwd by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh i are. Send for circulars, free. P. i. Crbwbt Co- Toledo, O. Sold hv Dnutlsk TSs. Hall's Family Puis ars the As God fills all space, so all spirit. As he influences and constrains uncon scious matter, so he inspires and helps free and conscious man. IN HEALTH IS HAPPINK88. "It Is a matter of fact that the electro-magnetism has an eminent cura tive power, which has given many suf ferers relief and recovery. We call therefore the attention of our readers to the advertisement of Mr. Louis Streit. No. 47 East Third street. New Tork city, which is printed in another column. He offers an electro-magnetic Volta Cross of Star at an extremely low price, which' enables even the poor to enjoy the benefit of the electro-magnetic curative power. Those Volta Crosses or Stars have been patented by both the Austrian-Hungarian and German governments and have met in a very short time with the enormous sale of more than five millions, in Eu rope, and numerous grateful testimon ials of cured people are open to the public for inspection. Genuine simplicity of heart Is a heal ins; and cementing principle. , I am entirety cured of fcemorrhsge of tangs by Piso's Care for Consumption. Louisa Lin dam AX, Bethany, Mo January 8. ISM. A fool wishing to read went Into the starlight. "Stars are of no use," said the fool. I Knocks Courhs and ColHe. Dr. Arnold's Cough Killer cures oaghn and Colds. I'rtvenU Consumption.AU drugrfsi 8. 3T No man can do away with his pas sions; they were given us to control, not to eradicate. Kacleae Tea Vemts An I get by mail trial bottles Hoxsle's Croup Cur aud Hoxsie'a Ptsks for roup. Cough. Cold Bronchitis. A. 1'. U. HX9ie, Buffalo. N.V Troubles are like babies they grow larger by nursing. Cure Rnarsntred b DR a. B. MAVKR. loll ARCH ST., PHI LA.. PA. Eats at noee: tut operation or delay from buslnpes. Consultation lice. Endorsements of physician, ladles an I piomiiientcltlien. Send lor circular, onto hours 0 A. M. to 1 P. U. . All are born to observe good order, but few are born to establish it. 11.11 ;nr.F.N- ?onb. of Atlanta. Ga.. are the only necesslul Dropsy Seciatlst in the world. Kee liieir llbrral fler iu advert!-, i.ent In I uiher column of tht paper. j There is no sweeter repose than that which is bought with labor. Wo-Ta-Baa tor Wtttf Casta. Guaranteed tobacco habit euro, makes wash men strong. Mood pure. , We. UV1' arucglsta Silence is safe, for though you may be a fdol nobody can prove it. Mrs. Window's Soothing Syrup for children teething, softens the gums, reducing infUmma tiou, allays pain, cures wind colic, 2oc a bottle. i Men who have the moot power show i it the least. sat Tokarre Salt sad To quit toDacco easily aad forever, be mag netle. full of life, nerve and visor, take No-To Bsc, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men strong. All druggists, 50c or II. Curs guaran teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York Never go to anyone for advice until you have made up your mind what you are going to do. lo f srs a Cold In One Day. Take LaxattTS B reals )nln1ne Tablets. An Drus gists refund money tf It falls s core. Ste. Modesty doesn't seem to do well in our climate. SMaeato Teas B.wsla WItw Candv r?athartte- irurm mmImMm - Ms.2Se. If & q O. tail. draaalaui ralnnil niontiy' Aim high, young man; the same charge of powder will carrv the bull much further if the gun is elevated. Cwr. CatiamtlM Vaeweoa). Take Ckacarets Candy Cathartic, loo or SJs, m i .u nun, urnaxans rernnd Tlior n.v.r va. m h. l , -- mi..! wuu ae) served to be nattered who could not ow RMtarwa in rWJfl&Lr 3 JAkV . JS ADM Ski "trumpet cauls. iralaaj ! Baas'e 1 Ss the HOG has no uw for the moral to. Burden sharing Is cross-bearing. Believing Is see log with God's eyes. Our brains need God more than He needs them. Nights of sor row bring out the IV-L- .tars of prOBliaw. iV Chasing Pry we tread diamonds under our feet. God's telephone needs no central to make connections. Nlcodemus warns us sgalnst trying to sit en two stools. The inndel Is coolly Inrltlng us all back to the savage. They only who Uve for others are alive to themselves. The secret of salvation Is trusting Christ and saying so. Creed Is good In tbe bsckbone, if Christ Is In the heart. The height of knowledge Is to know what yon do not know. The power of God is cut off when we use It to turn our wheels. Atheistic arguments sre but the whistling of cowards In the dark. God is calling His church to arise and shake herself from the dust of gold. Some critics cut the meat out of the Bible and then complain that It is all bones. The coward measures difficulties with a telescope; the brave man with his feet - When you have Christ's faith In the Father, you can do His work for the brother. . The devil seems to succeed In enlist ing the church In his work of amusing the world. Tbe man who has made a fiizle of bis own business usually thinks be can ar range God's affairs. Don't be over-anxious to give some one "a piece of your mind;" the loss may be too keenly felt. Tbe great wonder of Christianity Is not tbe raising of a dead man, but tbe raising of a dead world. You can bury your nose so deep In some "Life of Christ" that you cannot see the ever present Lord. The world is left free to enjoy Its sin. because the church wants to be left free to enjoy its slumbers. , - Lack. I "After all. It's an 111 wind that blows ! nobody good." "What's happened now?" "The druggist bad such a cold when I went in to get some grip medicine this morning that he couldn't talk; so I es caped a long argument about some thing he had put up himself that was better than tbe stuff I wanted." Tbe first thing a man does when he gets married Is to try to practice econ omy by shaving himself. An Excellent Combination. The pleasant method and beneficial nv . . i 11 1 1 tTRUP or rios, manuiacturea oy tne Caufokhia Fio Syrup Co., illustrate the value of obtaining the liquid laxa tive principles of plants known to be medicinally laxative and presenting i them in the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to tbe system, lc is the one perfect strengthening laxa tive, cleansing1 the system effectually, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers gently yet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per manently. Its perfect freedom from every objectionable quality and sub stance, and its acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or irritating them, make it the ideal laxative. In the process of manufacturing figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and J other aromatic plants, by a method known to tne California r le syrup Co. only. 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Works, Delawanna, N J lYesttetsd wlta I TlwapMa's Eye Vtim 13 I US Airncn-cassor bad as Ih that B-t-p a-w-s ' ? nnamChemln wUl not benefit. Band t c o New York, for IS ssmpls rEHMATISMSSTnSit 'Paid, to eaata. -IX.HDBa bhbsiuo., i.,a.i, CiilCf SEUIF FEMALE PILLS JSSSfS, . St t.. READ. .... Sh"i,eU?.tKlka7, r 7 maty the ..-..i D you lY- the W e..k B. Trout of toj Gels wold Ave.. Detroit. Mich., says : "At n o7ft,nrteen we bad to take oar daughter from school on account of ill age at Jonnecn . d th ,.-, SrSI wTssve her Pr. William, Pin, PilI, for lite People- When .be -ad taken two boxes she was strong enouRh,, " VT aol i leas than six months wss something like her-!'. SlaAvshe to entirely cured, and to a big, strong, heslthy girl, weighiu, pods, a-dha.eTld..ickday .in."-ZWi Ev.n.n, AW The flenuine Dt. Williams' Pmh Pill tot Pal PoPi at, sold only in packa,t. the Tapper i.y besnng the feM na. At J"m Or Williams Mcdiunc Co .SihcMCtady.tU "50 pet bo. 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Price ouceotn. ntitmallea rHr.r.rww'unvn. reuu uw. )Aul NECUM and SfrreatSalue TioT WEAK and FAtUXO MEN by a Humanitarian and Celebrated .".uXl 7TjT;.t throughout this country and Europe. Addrexsaa above. Thepresi SediciA7Hbnr.luin eT"?tS Tfelbod iedutastnate1 baa been eatabtiabed in Boston S! years, and tbe fame which it ha. . ... . i iTh-ri-i it to a tert which only a Tbe Ftabday lU4wtu ba maAV THE FLOOD OF PATENTS. Article of Fwerr-Dax TJa Baajact of Ttaoaaaada of Istwcatiaaa. "It la becoming harder every year for a man to get out a succeeaful Inven tion," remarked a patent attorney. The other day I was In Washington and my work required me to search the old patent list. The thing that attracted my attention was the great number of patents taken out on common, every day articles. Why, they are so covered with patents that It seems absolutely Impossible for an Inventor to make any improvement upon them without In fringing upon somebody else. "For Instance, take knives, forks and spoons. How many patents do you suppose are taken out on these three articles of every -day necessity? A dozen or two? Why, bless you, they are protected by 2,103 patents. Then take broms and scrubbing brushes. Xou wouldn't think that any number of geniuses could Invent more than a hun dred Improvements upon aucb things. Well, there are patents for them to the number of 3,184. It seems ridiculous, doesn't It? It did to me, and for a time I thought I would go home and advise everyone of my clients to give up the inventing business. "I bad the curiosity to go a little deeper Into the subject and I made a record of tbe number of patents taken out en other email things. Games and toys are protected by 4,468 different patents. But, of course, that can be overlooked, for games and toys are as varied aad uncertain aa our winter weather. The laundry business Is hedged In pretty well with patents, for there are 7,633 taken out on various laundry articles. Burglars ought nev er to be able to get through our locks and latches, for they are protected by 5.976 patents; but then this Is partly offset by 4,299 patents for saws and sawing apparatus which burglars might use for destroying locks. Alto gether, however, the farmer seems to be the man for whom the Inventors have labored most. There are 60,000 patents recorded which in one way or another tend to benefit tbe farmer. It must be that this is a pretty fertile and profitable field for tbe Inventor, or else he would not devote so much time and labor to it "Manufacturing Interests of all kind are pretty well loaded down with pat ents. In the furniture trade alone there are 4,854 patents to protect the busi ness outside of those which pertain to chairs. These latter necessary articles for the home are covered with over 500 patents. When you take up a piece of paper to write a letter you probably do i!ot realize that the manufacture of stationery Is handicapped, or protect ed, whichever way you please to put It, by 4,532 patents. That fact ought to make one careful how he attempts to Invent a new style of envelone. blotter or writing paper. He would have to be a remarkable genius to get around all of these and establish a clean bill of neaitb Tor his Invention. "When I look at one of the Ull build ings In the city In the course of con struction I stop now and view It with more Interest than I ever did Woe. That builder has had a host of Invent ors laboring to make his work easier. ms cranes and derricks are protected by 596 patents, the roof be may put on has 665 patents and the elevators he may put In the building have 1,638 pat ents. 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