FOR THEB. The mm, with its glories outspread. Is gilding the land and the sea. And I fancy its smiles are all shed -For thee, little sweetheart, for thee! The birds, with their songs of drlifht. Are waking the morning with glee. And they're singing I fancy I'm right For thee, little sweetheart, for tbeai The roses that grow at thy door4 The daisies that bloom on the lea, - Their sweetness I fancy outpour For thee, little sweetheart, for theei The lore that endnres in my breast, The worship my feelings decree, I know are most truly poeaeas'd For thee, little sweetheart, for theei London Sun. IN SPITE OF HIMSELF. HERE was an air of suppressed excitement among the members of the C. E. Club which culmi-, nated in an open demonstration as the reading of the constitution was de- manded. The President rapped loudly for order. "It has been requested that the con stltutlon be read," she said. In a clear, ' high soprano. "This organization shall be called The Chaney Elopement Club.' Abso lute secrecy as to time and particulars of elopement shall be maintained even between members. Membership shall be limited to seven, and shall cease the moment a wedding ring Is placed on a true sister's finger. The older the man inveigled Into eloping, the more credit cation when R was known that Pro shall be given the departing sister. ' fes.or Harper and Grace Dawn had Boys under IS are not to be considered eloped, and the villagers wondered at responsible. Long wedding trips are the depravity of a man of his age. "also barred The penalty for being a "All the same, my dear," said the member longer than two years Is ex- professor to his wife, "I hope that you pulsion. Each departing member shall won't always use such desperate metb suggest a sister to take her place." ods to obtain yonr own way." Ex. "You have heard the reading of the ' constitution," said the President, rising ; from her chair. "Now, what action is 1 Abon Horse Blre. to be taken?" ' "A few days ago," relates a solicitor "Madam President" a tall girl arose In an English paper, "as I was sitting with a malicious sparkle In her black with my friend D In his office, a eyes "the reading of the constitution ' man came In and said: 'Mr. W , the was demanded for the purpose or call- livery stable-keeper, tricked me aname Ing attention to tne clause which reads ! fully yesterday, and I want to be even that the penalty for being a member ' with hiin." for over two years Is expulsion. We ' " 'State your case,' said D . have one such member. I think It time ' 'I asked how much he'd charge for that action was taken." ' a horse to go to Richmond. He said The members gasped as the auda half a sovereign. I took the horse, and. clous speaker took ber seat, and listen-! ed breathlessly for the President's an-! swer. That official raised her head defiantly, and said haughtily: "I presume that you mean me, Mb-a Andrews? I believe that I alone re main of the original seven." "I do; and I move that the Vice Presi dent take the chair while we consider the case." "One moment, please," the President turned to the Secretary. "Will you kindly look up the time of my member ship?" Amid dead silence the Secretary re j ported: "There are two months re- j maining. Madam President." "I thought so." The President turn ed to the club, ignoring her of the black eyes. "You see," she said, "that It Is Impossible for the club to take any such step as the member moved, for be present. I will say, however, that such action will never become neees- sary in my case," and a resolute look came Into the blue eyes. "O, Grade!" broke from the girls In admiration, for it was an open secret that the fair President had been en gaged for some two years to a digni fied professor of science, a man some twenty years her senior. Grace walked away. "The hateful thing!" she exclaimed, the tears filling ber eyes in spite of herself; "I'll show ber! He does love me! He does! He will do anything I wish; only he does not approve of eloping. Oh, I wish that be did! But I'll manage somehow, and he Just must do It, whether be approves or not." A month passed, and still no oppor tunity presented itself for putting into practice any one of her numerous plans. Grace was almost In despair. Sadie Andrews openly laughed her to scorn as the time passed and Grade was still Grace Dawn. Many of the girls looked dubious, and smiled faint ly when Sadie would triumphantly 1 ejaculate: "I told you so," In their presence. Grace preserved a calm bear ing outwardly, but Inwardly raged at ber helplessness. One day a merry party of excursion ists boarded a boat, and went for an outing thirty miles down the river. Among them were Grace and Professor Harer. The C. E. Club was out In full force, and a mighty resolve formed Itself in the maiden's mind that this should be the eventful occasion. A cave in the vicinity visited and lunch partaken of, the party broke up Into groups of twos or threes- and scat- tered over the hills Into the woods, the , and "ls gormandizing defies all hu Captaln of the vessel cautioning them ' nian competition. A scientist who care agalnet straying too far away, as the fully noted a spider's consumption of boat would put out promptly at 5 food in twenty-four hours concluded o'clock. As was natural, Grace and tnat " tne spider were built propor- the professor sauntered off together. : "Now where shall we goT' inquired : the professor. "Have you any special place you would like to go?" "I thought," said the artful miss, "that perhaps we might find some specimens of tne adiantum pedatum." " " " , ' "True, my dear. Let me see what PlAr ha wonderful power of re thc time Is. We don't want to go sa j framing from food, and one baa been far that we will not be able to get back k to vefor months when ab to the boat in time." "-tely deprived of foocL A beetle , , . . ,1 nTed In a similar state of unrefresh He drew out his watch, but before he three year8!st. j, Glohu. could glance at It Grace had snatched t ..- . Democrat. It from him. j "Now, guess, Herbert," she cried. ; merrily, putting her bands behind her. How the Sermon waa Spoiled. "(Juws the time." i Rev. Simon J. McPherson preached Professor Harper smiled Indulgently. ' on "Hell" in a Presbyterian church In "It must be 2 o'clock or after," he said. "Oh, you bad guesser!" said Grade, ( laughingly, handed back the watch. "It Is only half past 1." "Wby, so It Is!" exclaimed the pro fessor, amazed. "I was almost posi tive that It was after 2, but that will give us time for a long tramp." So on t'ney went farther and farther imto the woods, until at last, with arms Oiled with fine specimens of maiden hair, they sat down on a mossy stone to analyze tliem. Suddenly the pro fessor seemed to realize that the time was tlj-ing and whipped out his watch. "Bless my soul!" he cried. "We will barely have time to get to the boat. It Is 4 o'clock now. We must hurry, Grace." They had not gone far before the deep whistle sounded on their ears. "Why! We can never reach that Loat iu time in the -world t We mi!t nut for It. Grace." Hut. despite their efforts, when they reuched the shore the boat was hiddt-u tioin view by a bend in the river. This is a pr-Jienment!" and Pro fessor HarptT mopped his brow. "The worst of it is that they will think we did it on purpose!" and he frowned in annoyance. "I cannot think how my watch came to be so far .behind time. Do you suppose you could have inad vertently turned the bands, Grace, when you took It from nv?" Grace banc her bead, bat made M reply. "G racer be exclaimed, "I belleT that you did it, and on purpose. Did your Grace nodded. "But why, child? Why should you want to be left out here In the woods ft "I'm going to run off with yon. Hep bert; so that you might as well mak up your mind to it." -Why!' What does the girl meanr gasped the professor, In amazement. "Just what I say. If you will agret to marry me right away I know a man that lives about a mile from here who will drive us to Chaney. If you don't promise I will not tell yon where h lives, and you will just have to staj here all night. Professor Harper stared at her for a moment In astonishment; and then, a her meaning burst upon him, gave vent to a roar of laughter. Grace's lipt quivered. "Oh, I surrender! I surrender!" cried the professor, hastily. "I will do any- thing yon ask, my dear. But what a desperate character you are." Shamefaced, but determined, Grace led the chuckling professor to the house of a farmer with whom arrangements were soon concluded to drive them to Chaney. "You don't really mind, do yon, Her bert 7' whispered Grace, as they reach ed the house of the minister. "Mind? No. I wish we bad done It long ago," whispered back the pro fessor, smiling boyishly. "I haven't been on such a lark for years." The C. E. Club held a private Jolllfl when I came back, he said be wanted another half sovereign for coming back, and made me pay It' "D gave his client some legal ad vice, which he Immediately acted upon as follows: He went to the livery stable-keeper and said: 'How much will you charge for a horse to go to Wind sor?" "The man replied: A sovereign.' "Client accordingly went to Windsor, came back by rail and went to the liv ery stable-keeper, saying: " 'Here's your money,' paying him a sovereign, " 'Where Is my horse? said W . " 'He's at Windsor,' answered the cli ent. 'I hired him only to go to Wind sor.' " - AN EXCELLENT COMBINATION. SUCCESSFUL ENTERPRISE BASED ON MERITS. The ImporUim of Informing; taa Fabll or tba Valaa af mm Article Taroaa-h taa Laadlaa; Nawepapera. The tew remedies whioh have attained to wide-world fame, as truly beneficial In ef fect and giving satisfaction to millions of people everywhere, are the products of the knowlsdgeot the most eminent phy sicians, and presented in the form most acceptable to the human system by the skill of the world's great chemists; and one of the most successful examples is the Syrup of Figs manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. ' Unlike a host of Imitations and cheap substitutes, Syrup of Flars is permanently beneuclal In its effects, and therefore lives and promotes good health, while inferior preparations are be ing cast aside and forgotten. In olden times tt a remedy gave temporary relief to Individuals here, and there, it was tbonght good, but now-a-days a - laxative remedy must give satisfaction to all. If yoo have, never used Syrup of Figs, give it a trial; you will be pleased . with It. and rec ommend It to your friends or to any who suffer from constipation, over-feeding, colds, beadaohes, biliousness, or other ills resulting from an Inactive condition of the kidneys, liver and bowela. in tne process or maauiBoiuTinir ins pleasant family laxative made by the lamoraia riK oyrup ,uu uaiuuu Syrup of Figs, flgs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste; but tba medicinal properties of the remedy are obtained from an excellent combination of plants known to be medicinally laxative and to act most beneficially. As the true and original remedy, named Svrup of Figs, is manufac tured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, a knowledge of that fact will assist in avoiding the worthless Imitations manu fnutured by other parties. The Company bus selected for years past the leading pub lications of the United States through whicl to inform the publio of the merits of ltl remedy. The Spider's Appetite. The spider has a tremendous appetite tionately to tne numan scale ne would : eat at daybreak (approximately) a ' small alligator; by 7 a. m., a lamb; by 9 ! a. m., a young camelopard; by 1 o'clock. l a sheep; ana wouia nnisn up witn a I lark pie In which there were 120 birds. -ew lork recently. Me picrurea in burning words the terrors awaiting the unrepentant wicked In the next world. His sermon made a deep impression on the congregation. The organist had not known the subject of the sermon when he selected the response, and thought no more about It. The organist began to play the alt pianissimo, and a broad grin spread over every face. Dr. McPherson looked appealingly upward to the organist, and then turned over the leaves of the hymn-book with desperate eagerness. The organist left his pipes, and hurried down to the pastor. "We must change that response," whispered the pastor. "Why?" asked the organist Inno cently. "I have been preaching on 'Hell,'" said the Doctor, "and the response you have chosen is 'What Must It Be to Be There?"' - . . The organist grinned ns he climbed to the organ and started up "Art Thou Weary ?" ' f ties Direction-. Stage Manager You do not Inject enough contempt, spite and venom in that word- ." . Actress I can do no better, Manager Nonsense! Speak It Just as you would say "plush" when you meet a rival in an Imitation aifM' Jacket TId-Blta, PERFECT womanhood depends on perfect health. - Nature's rarest gifts of physical beauty vanish before . pain. Sweet dispositions turn morbid and fretful. The possessions that win good has--bands and keep their love should be gnard- edby women every moment of their lives. . - The greatest menace to woman's per manent happiness in life is the suffering that comes from derangement of the feminine organs, ;. , . . . Man v thousands of women have realised - this too late to save their beauty, barely in time to save their lives. Many other thousands have availed of the generous in vitation of Mrs. Pinkham to counsel all suffering women free of charge. Mrs. H. J. Garretson. Bound Brook, N. J., writes: "Dear the room without help. After giving up all hopes of recovery, I was advised to use Lydia E. Pinkham 's Vegetable Com pound and wrote for special information. I began to improve from the first bottle, and am now fully restored to health." Very Natural Coadaaloa. I "Now, Tommy," said the teacher. "can you tell me what a propaganda is?" The little fellow looked at the ceiling and wrinkled his brow as he bravely wrestled with the problem, and finally replied: "I don't know for sure, but I think It must be a j ft goose's brother." A Foier for the Klderly Peraon. "Ah!" sighed the elderly visitor, "would that I were a little girl again like you." "Well," replied 4-year-old Ethel, "let's play that you are my ljltle girl and you pretend to be naughty and I'll whip you and send you off to bed without your supper." Why To inn 7 Waa Nervosa. Teacher What's the matter with you to-day. Tommy? You seem to be ner vous and uneasy. Tommy I am. Yesterday was my pa and ma's wooden weddin' and near ly all the neighbors sent 'em shingles. IOO Kea-ard. eiOO. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all Its stages, and that Is atarrb. Hall's Catarrh I ore is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. atarrh beinit a constitu- ional disease, requires a constitutional treat ment. H all's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, acting directly on the blood and mucous sur faces of tbe system, thereby destroying the foundation of tne disease, and giving the pa tient strength by building up the constitution and asatstlug nature in doing its work. - The proprietors have so much fa th In Its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Doll ir f or any case thai it fails to cure, tend t or .! i of testimonials. Address F. J. I'HKNiY Co, Toledo, O. Sold byDruggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. ' Vice takes up her abode in man temples, and who can say that a fail outside shall not enshrine her? Beaatr Is Bio Deep. Clean blood means a clean skin. K beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar tic clean your blood and keep it clean, b; stirring op the lazy liver and driving all irr purities from the body. Begin to-day t. banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads and that sickly bilious complexion by takin. Cascarets, beauty for ten cents. All drug guts, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 25c. 50c. L,ife is a battle, and the downfall of one man is the opportunity of another. Enclose Tra Cents Ao1 get by mall trlil bottles Hoxsie's Crouj Cure and iluxsie's Disks for Croup. Cough. Colds, Bronchitis. A. P. H. Hnxsie, Buffalo, N Y It is right to be contented with what we have, never with what we are. After physicians bad given ma up. I was saved by Piso's Cure. KtLra Kaiao, Wil aamsport. 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'Joe a botlls. Gallantry in its true sense Is sup posed to enoble and dignify a man. There is in Nature just as much, or us little, as the soul of each can see in her. Doal Tobarca Spit aa4 Saws fear Ufa Away. To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag Betic. full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-Bac. the wonder-worker, that makes weak men strong. All druggists, 50e or II. Cars guaran teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or Mew York. Do not be disturbed because of your imperfections; always rise up bravely from a fall. To Care A Cold In Oae Day. Take Laxative Bremo Ouiuln Tablet, a. Oruggists refund money if It fall to our. 35u The principal end or object of learn ing Is not merely to know, but to know for some end or purpose. Cdneat Voar Bowela Wltn 7aaeare Cnndy Cntliartlc, cure constipation forever. us.6o. It acC.IaiUdruggistarefund money Do good constantly, patiently and wisely, and you will never have cause t-. say life Is not worth living. To Care Constipation Forsvar. Take C:uicarcts Candy Cathartic 10c or toe, if C C. C fail to cure, druggists rctuud money The highest compact we can make with our fellow is let there be truth bo:n a f ; for evermore. Dr-Seth Arnold's Cough Killer Invaluable as ! Cough remedy. Effect magical. . J. Ju. 4 West iUh St nTyZ, Uac 11, Ua7. Think of God not as one before J whom we shall stand, but as one be-' lore whom we do stand every day. Mrs. Pinkham I have been tak ing Lydia E. Pinkham 's Vegetable Compound with the best results and can say from my heart that your medicines are wonderful. My physician called my trouble chronic inflammation of the left ovary. For years I suffered very much, but thanks to Mrs. Pinkham 's Vegetable Com pound and kind advice, I am today, a well wo ' man. I would say to all suffering .women, take Lydia E. Pinkbam's medicine and your suf erings will vanish." Mrs. Maggie Phil lippe, of Ladoga, Ind., writes : Dear Mrs. Pink ham For four years I suffered from ulcera tion of the womb.' I became so weak I could not walk across RECENT INVENTIONS. A simple foot rest for the use of shoe alesmen is formed of a footplate with a hinged rod attached to the heel, the toe having a hook which engages the seat of an ordinary chair to hold it in place when the rod is fastened to the chair leg below. To change pool tables Into billiard tables a New York man has patented an auxiliary cushion, which is placed on the table inside the pool cushion, closing tbe pockets and forming a con tinuous bank, the attachment being held in place by clamps. In a newly designed vest one button hole edge is shorter than tbe other, the longer edge being arranged for a double-breasted front. By turning the vest the other side out the shorter edge Is brought uppermost and forms a single breasted vest. . In a newly designed buckle the tongue is carried by a bolt set in a cyl inder at one end of the buckle, with a slot in one end of the bolt for the in sertion of a key, by means of which the tongue Is locked after tbe strap has been drawn tight. Electricity is used to fire the powder In a new flashlight apparatus, a spark ing device being operated by pushing a button at tbe end of a grip held in the hand, which closes the circuit and sets fire to a fuse running to a pile of .the Mwder. An Englishman has patented a bicy cle tire which has a double row of air tight tubes overlapping each other In side the shoe, with a valve for each tube, tbe advantage being that, in case of puncture of the outer tube, the Inner takes its place. For use in holding, the work while sewing a Kansas woman has Invented a new device which has a pair of spring jaws to grip the work, with a screw clamp at tbe rear, to be attached to tbe edge of .a table or sewing machine to keep the holder In place. Rusting Irons. To prevent irons from rusting, wrap them In brown paper and put 'them away in a dry place. If they have al ready become rusty they may be bright ened again by rubbing them over a smooth board sprinkled with white sand. Principle of the Thine "Feller spoke disrespectfully of my sister." "What did he say?" "Said my sister wore false teeth." "Does she?" "Hain't got no sister. It was tbe principle of the thing that I got licked fori" ' Do not think for a single moment that consumption will ever strike you a sudden blow. It does not come that way. It creeps its way along. First, you think it is a little cold; nothing but a little hack ing ceugh ; then a little loss in weight: then a harder couch; then the fever and tbe night sweats. The suddenness comes when yeu have a hemorrhage. Bener stop tbe disease while it is yet creeping. ' You can do it with You first notice that yea cough less. The pressure on the chest is lifted. That feeling of suffocation is removed. A cure is hastened by placing one of Dr. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Plaster over the Chest. A Book Free It is on the Diseases of the Throat and Lungs. ir yoa nave any complaint wbatevav I as aastre tha best medical atfvleeyaa f caa pessnly reestv, writ, tbe 4minmm rreeiy. leawui receive apnaaaaravlr.L totepirgi l DuSJTb. TKaTlmll, Xaas. 1 I w 1 aoaKRow axi wMswai" - una tws uvxxmm mtm jonrr - TtaNMadfatasf RHEUDATISH ciikkpm. -i.:- Right oa Its track St. Jacobs Oil enters in. J BPWSrohsi,DrriMO FOB LITTLE FOLKS. A COLUMN OF PARTICULAR IN. TCR EST TO THEM. Boaatkln that Will Intareat the Jn Tenil Members of Bvery atonsehnld -Quaint Action and Bright Snylnw f Many Cat and Canning Children. People that are especially fond 01 cats often claim that they have as much sense as dogs, and that they have reasoning powers; and thle story seems to prove that this is so. In the mountain district of Pennsyl vania two wrens bad built their nest under the eaves of an old farm-house, and there they reared a small family. Among the members of the farmer's household was a white cat, and when the wrens ' became so tame that they used to hop around the piazza In search of crumbs, the cat would He In. waM for them, and several times came with in an Inch of catching tbe adult birds. When the farmer noticed this, be pun ished the cat, and she finally learned that It was dangerous to fool with tbe wrens. When the baby wrens grew larger, one of them fell out of the nest one day, and being too young to ran or fly, lay helpless on the grass. The cat saw the accident, and ran rapidly to seize the bird, but seeming to remember the j lesson taught her, when she reached the helpless little thing she only touch ed It daintily with her paw, and then lay down and watched it. Presently there came a black and yel low garden-snake toward the bird. The cat was dozing, and was awakened by the fluttering of tbe bird. Instantly she rose and struck at the reptile with her paw. This was an enemy that the snake did not like, but it was hungry, and, darting forward, it attempted to seize the bird under the very shelter of tbe cat's head. Like a flash, how ever, the cat seized the snake Just back of the head, and killed It with one bite. When the farmer happened along in the afternoon, he found tbe cat crouch ing in the grass sheltering tbe bird, and ten feet away was the dead snake. This made It clear that tjje cat bad carried the bird away from tbe snake. 'I he young adventurer was soon re stored to his anxious parents. Phila delphia Times. '1 he Roman Nnnersl. Hold your hands up before yon, palms outward, thumbs at an acute angle. Begin on the left; little finger I;' little finger and ring finger II; little finger, ring linger and middle finger III; all tbe fingers of the left hand 1 1 1 1, and the hand and thumb at an acute angle form V. In place of tbe HII you may use the fourth finger from the left, still holding' the thumb at an i ..nf n u Ft rl on vmi lia i-a IV Now pass to the right hand. Holding the thumb and the hand at the same angle as before we have VI; by using the Index and the middle finger we get VII; while tbe thumb and the three large fingers make VIII. Now join the two Vs made by the thumbs, inverting one, and we have X or ten. Then use the X with the last little finger before It and It will give IX. The combinations following X are obvious. Tbe forefinger of tbe left hand,' with the thumb at right angles, makes a perfect L; the little finger of the left hand curved toward the thumb makes C, tbe Initial of centum (one hundred), and so on with the hundreds. Now join the two thumbs with tbe forefingers, or two Vs Inverted, and you have tbe hiero glyphics complete. Born Kins; of Spain. Alfonso XIII., king of Spain, ban the distinction of being tbe only ruler who was born a king. Ills father died be fore Alfonso was born, and when the baby king appeared he was Introduced to his nobles and senators while lying on a silver tray beld In the arms of Senor Sagasta, his present prime min ister. Then came the trouble of naming tbe Infant monarch. Queen Christina wished to name him after his father, Alfonso XII., but almost everybody as serted that an Alfonso XIII. would surely be unlucky. Finally the baby was named Alfonso Leon Maria Isldor Paschal Antonio Fernando Santiago. Soon after his baptism be was Invested with all the Spanish royal orders. When 1 years old he opened Parlia ment In person. The king now has a company of "baby troopers," whose ages range from 5 to 12 years. They have uniforms like those of Spanish regulars, carry bayonet rifles and each carries a tiny brace of pistols. It Is almost worth being a king If a boy can have a troop of soldiers like that, isn't it? . To Brldsre Circle Here Is a little trick which may serve to give a little excitement to a dull evening. - Give any one a large ring of cardboard and three cardboard slips, telling him to bridge the circle. It Is simple, but few hit on the solution. Tbe little triangle in the center Is left to show the details cibcm bbidoc clearly. By push ing the stripe closer together, so as al most to obliterate tbe triangle, shorter pieces of cereJboard can be need. It Is not advisable, however, to make the strips as short as possible, as then the bridge is not so firm, and considerable delicacy of touch Is required to form It. The Blind Fell Down, little 5-year-old Willie had been to the theater and upon bis return his mother asked hlw he liked the play. "Oh," he replied, "the plaj was. all right, bnt I didn't get to see near all of If "Why, bow did that happen T asked his mother. "Because," an swered Willie, "the roller must have been broke, for the window blind fell down two or three times." Preparinar for War. "What did yon buy your mamma for Christmas 7" asked one small boy of an other. "A paper-knife," was the reply. What did you buy yours T "Oh," an swered the other, "I read In a book about preparing tor war In time of peace,, so I just bought her a pair of Unpen Witt mat Bolee," - . t. CHAINED LlBBABItA ' - . t,m afethoete of fMinlaa- Boonn Middle-Area. ix Af tne in a paper -- . b T, on tne Middle Age. -yallMtmrte of lackson before the oyai . BriST Architects, the lecturer said that building. -Pbv tne S libraries were first erected by te nm rerslties and colleges. The oldest strn tore of the kind In ttog vM 2 Europe. 1. the old library o theUJ verslty of Oxford, which still "."features of it. -JJSr, This structure, rarely ny vWtors, and even unknown to the Oxford men, Is a two-storted buBdlng situated on the north side of the choir of St. Mary's Church, adjolnln. the tower at one end, and Prted f m the body of the church by a narrow courtyard. Having gUnced at the way books were kept, used and lent at Ox ford prior W the erection of this build ing, the lectnrer gave a tch4,4"" foundation by Cobham. Bishop of Wor cester, about 1320. and some " In Its early history, following with a description of the interior, furniture and general arrangements. Long desks were placed at regular Intervals at right angles to the walls, on which the volumes lay on their sides. A bench was fixed in front of the reader, and a window came between each pair of desks to light that pew or cell. Every volume had a metal clip riveted to the front edge of the board forming one cover, to which, was attached a light Iron chain of the requisite length, hav ing at the other end a ring. This ring ran upon an Iron rod which was car ried along the top of the desk, anil was secured at the end by a hasp and a padlock to prevent the ring being drawn off. The foundation of Bishop Cobbam's library was succeeded short ly afterward by that of the library of Durham College, Oxford, by Richard de Bury, Bishop of Durham (1335-'45). The books bequeathed by De Bury to the college were kept for many years In chests, under the custody of schol ars deputed for the purpose. At the be ginning of the fifteenth century a li brary was built, and regularly furnish ed with bookcases or settles Inclosing pews or studies between them where tbe books were chained. When Durham College came to an end at tbe Dissolu tion its old buildings were utilized by its successor, tbe present Trinity, and the old library of Durham College still serves as the library or Trinity Col lege. William of Wykeham's New Col lege at Oxford set the fashion for all future collegiate buildings at either university In provision being made for every department, and thenceforward every college had its library as an es sential part of its plan. Though books were few, the rooms devoted to them had to be very large, the chaining of the books to the desks making it pos sible to have only very few on each desk. Soon, as books increased, shelves were formed behind the desks, tier by tier, until at last. In the seventeenth or eighteenth century, they reached the ceiling. The appearance of the fittings before that time could be well seen in the old library of Merton College. Of chained libraries there were at least three extant in England, that belong ing to Hereford Cathedral being tbe most ancient and perfect. Old chains, hasps and staples belonging to Here fordspecimens of the actual fittings of a medieval chained library were exhibited by Mr. Jackson, and the method of . fixation explained. All Saints' Church, Hereford, and Wim borne Minster also possess chained li braries. But tbe finest in the world is that of San Lorenzo, Florence, the great ball of which was designed by Michael Angelo, in 1524, said to con tain the collection formed by several generations of tbe Medici. The lecturer then touched on the difficulties of con sulting books in the old chained libra ries. Shelves for the ever-increasing number of books bad been" provided, but desk accommodation remained as before. One student occupied on a vol ume prevented three or four others get ting access to the books. This led to the library rooms being enlarged. 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Getting people to join the church Is comparatively easy work, but the way of the Cross Is still unpopular. When you preach Christ to the lost one at Jacob's well, you will find rest and refreshing waters for yourself. When you find a man chuckling be cause a neighbor has been caught in evil, watch him, and you'll catch him, next A great many who are called light hearted are misjudged by a wrong loca tion of the buoyancy it's in the head. When a man is very anxious to ex plain that his conduct is all right, de pend on It he is a little suspicious of himself. A long- pastorate Is sometimes as much an evidence of the patience of the congregation as of the ability of tbe, preacher. The man who is going to heaven on his own goodness is attempting to fly Niagara when there Is a good bridge to walk on. Some people are so anxious to keep their left hand In ignorance of tbe deeds of their right that they keep it in perpetual Idleness. When a man says he will not believe in what be does not understand, be is simply throttling bis chances of wis dom with tbe fingers of his vanity. It Isn't the amount, but tbe quality of talk that tells. She who spoke to Balaam wasn't given to talking much, but when she spoke, it was to the point ENGLISH IN INDIA. Itaat Jadajea la the Lower Court Art Ublla-ed to Undergo. A Calcutta correspondent sends a specimen of "Baboon English." This speech was actually made before a civilian magistrate at Barisal a short time ago: My learned friend with mere wind from a teapot thinks to browbeat me from my legs. But this is mere gorilla warfare. I stand under the shoes of my client, and only seek to place my bone of contention clearly In your hon or's eye. My learned friend vainly runs amuck upon the sheet-anchors of my case. Your honor will be pleased enough to observe that my client Is a widow a poor chap with one post-mortem son. A widow of this country, your hon or will be pleased enough to observe, Is not like a widow of your honor's country. A widow of this country is not able to eat more than one meal a day, or to wear clean clothes, or to look after a man. So my poor client has not such physic or mind as to be able to assault the lusty complainant. Yet she has been deprived of some of her more valuable leather the leather of her nose. My learned friend has thrown only an argument ad honlmy upon my teeth that my client's witnesses are all her own relations. But they are not near relations. Their relationship Is only homeopathic. So the misty arguments of my learned friend will not hold water. At least, they will not hold good waier. xnen my learned friend has said that there Is on the side of his cUent a respectable witness namely, a pleader and, since this witness Is Independent, so he should be believed. But, your honor, with your . honor's vast experience. Is pleased enough to observe that truthfulness Is not so plentiful as blackberries In this coun try. And I am sorry to say, though this witness Is a man of my own feathers, that there an In my profession black sheep of every complexion, and some of them do not always speak gosrjel truth. Until the witness explains what has become of my cUent's nose-leather, he cannot be believed. He cannot be al lowed to raise a castle In the air by beating unon a bush. k . that administration of British Justice a which uje sun never sits, I close my case. London Sketch. What a Jolly old world this would be if everything on earth "was. as attract Ive as the shop windows. To Sate Tim is to Lengthen Life." Sc Ycu Wales LHa? Then Use &POLJO At drug gists or direct from, DrYiiiiiAms MediiineCo, w aki SthtriKtfcdy, vA torn Ttvc For alx yeans I wa a victim of drt nepala in its worst form. 1 could eat noitainf but milk toast, and at timps my si, .much mould not retain and dipest even that. 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