INO'AH SUMMER. ; d lies soft upon the hill! l ie drowsy sir is still, the cricket soands him not In accents loud and thrill. It enema s presage of the time When summer will be gone Utr verdure lo.l and chilly winds Through naked trees will mourn. With many a keen regret we no ' Faint symptoms of decay, Hough ripening fields and laden tree Still mark the summer day. We breathe the sweetly scented air. We watch the swallows fly, And feast our eyes on nature's charms, Albeit with a sigh. These halcyon days win soon be paetl Already, lengthening night Encroaches on the sunny honrs And steals their warmth and light Not long will royal summer bright Her gracious sceptre wield; And autumn's pageant in the woods To winter's reign must yield. Shall not creation yet rejoice In flowers that will not fade, And hearts released from sorrow's ch!ll No longer be dismayed? Oh! let ua hall tha't blessed time And live our lives aright. That we may help to usher in A summer without blight. Boston True Flag. JACOB. OSSIBLT she rfelt my gaze, for i she turned. And "her face was worthy of her figure. Two f bright, blue eyes met mine for an Instant before their owner walked on. I stood still. I was In love with that girl, whom ten seconds before I had never seen. I gazed after her till she was out of sight Then I pazeil at the sacred spot on the pave ment where she had stood and behold, there lay a little purse. I picked it up reverently and hastened after her; but she was lost In the throng of Regent street. I reached Oxford Circus and turned and retraced my steps, and presently I saw the girl again. She was gazing Into another shop wlndfcw. I picked my way delicately through the fem inine crowd. My arm brushed hers, and the blood rushed from my heart to my enrs. She turned. Our eyes met And, by all the saints In heaven, her eyes were brown! It was not she, but some other girl dressed exactly like her. My hand fell from ray hat and I gasped an apolojry. I was wriggling away, when a hand grasped my wrist and tried to wrest the purse from me, I turned arid beheld a large man in ill fitting clothes. "Ah, would youT' he said. "Quiet!" He dug bis knuckles into the back of my band. I restrained a fierce de sire to inflict similar treatment on his countenance, and said, "Let go, you ass! Can't you see I'm not a pick pocket? I picked up this purse five minutes ago, and " "Yes, I've heard all that before, sev eral times; I don't want to hear It again. Have you lost your purse, miss?" The girl with the brown eyes search ed for her pocket, found it, and then felt in It "Yes, I haveP' she exclaimed. I broke out into a coid perspiration. Wrenching my wrist free, I held out the purse. "But this is not your purse." "But It is. O, you bad, wicked man! I felt you take it!" fhls settled the matter. I was marched off to Vine street between two policemen. The girl and the detective went in a cab. The magistrate was sitting. Having been searched, I was placed In the dock and the girl in the witness box. She made a pretense of being dissolved j in tears,-and pathetically besought the authorities to release me. But the mag istrate a white-haired fatherly o'.d gentleman soothingly explained to her how necessary it was for the protection of honest people that rogues should be punished. At length this wretched wo man, committing perjury for the sake of a paltry purse, suffered the oath to be administered and swore the purse was hers. "Silence, prisoner" said the fatherly magistrate still fatherly, but in a dif ferent way; "you will not mend matters by blasphemy. A month. Take him away!" I was taken away to the cells and a little later to Pentonville. In this Impolite retirement I spent the seven most hideous days and nights of my life. But on the eighth day came release. A warder entered my cell and with more respect than I had yet re ceived In the prison told me that my Innocence had been discovered and that I had been pardoned for the offense I had not committed. My good name and my clothes hav ing been restored to me, I was request eda refreshing change from being or deredto step Into a private room. Here I found three ladies a majestic matron, the girl with the brown eyes who had procured me a week's living free of expense, and, marvelous to re late, the girl with the blue eyes, with whom I was still in love. Both girls were, except for their eyes, exactly alike. Twins. - I began to see. The girl with the brown eyes had tears in them. The girl with the blue eyes also had her handkerchief to her face. But this, she has since Informed me, was because the humor of the af fair had just struck her. She was hid ing what might have seemed to me In decent mirth. The matron said grave ly: "Sir, an awful wrong has been done to you, for which I question whether we can make adequate amends. I can, however, express my most deep and sincere regret. But before I endeavor to explain, permit me to introduce my self. I am Mrs. Geoffrey Featherstone, and these are my daughters, Mabel and Alice." "Pardon me, Mrs. Featherstone," I said, "I have already had the honor of an introduction to Miss Alice Feother stop.e, and the result of the introduc tion was such that, having no natural taste for peu.-.l servitude, I would rather not pur?i:e the acquaintance." "Your nngiT is just, Mr. Felix. But yc-i ivi!l at least permit me to explain, en the day on which this awful thing h.tppened my daughters wore new esses exactly alike." "Ah. that explains It I see now. i'oiii.tliss that young lady in the full-r:e.-:s of her heart was desirous that others should share her good fortune. I. too. had a new dress oa the day in question." iliss Mabel Featherstone put her Handkerchief to her face again. Mrs. Featherstone bit ber lip, but proceed ed. "The dressmaker had made the pockets of these dresses ridiculously ahallaw Ualul Aaolarwl that ahei would never dare to put anything In ber pocket for fear of haying It taken, bnt Alice laughed at the idea and de clared that she waa competent to guard her pocket if Mabelwas not They went shopping, and Alice insisted n patting her purse in. her pocket It had not been there for five minutes be fore Mabel, from pare love of mischief, took it oat unperceived by Alice and pot it in her own pocket The girls be came separated In Regent street, and the parse must bare fallen out of Ma bel's pocket when yon saw her. Allco did not miss It till she saw It in your hand, and then what could she think r "O, Mr. Felix," exclaimed Alice, "please forgive met O, please say you will try to forgive me. Mabel and I had a tin over those wretched pockets, and we did not speak for a whole week till this morning, when she came to make it up. To my horror she pre sented me with another purse in place of the one she had lost and then I saw what a fearful thing I had done." There was a short silence. And then I laughed, heartily and long. I dined with the Featherstones that evening. And er well, to put the matter In a nutshell, my wife has blue eyes, clear and bright like glimpses of heaven. To some extent I deserve my RacheL Did I not serve seven days for her? The Windsor Magazine. BulneM Trouble. Tired Torrey Yes, mum, I wuz rollin' In wealth a few years ago. Kind Lady Rum lowered you, I sup pose? Tired Torrey No, mum; I wuz a suc cessful burglar three years ago, but yer see I got religion, and now I can't work at me trade. St Louis Republic. Disilluxinned. It Is told of an eminent naturalist, who was devoting himself to the educa tion of a pet monkey, that one day, to his intense delight he saw the monkey sitting In a corner of the room, turning over the leaves of a valuable book on entomology, and looking at the colored drawings with apparent Interest. The naturalist congratulated himself on this evident proof of intelligence, but on going nearer, he saw with dis play that the monkey was turning over the plates, in order that when he came to a particularly large beetle or butter fly, he might pick It out and eat It. He soundly cuffed the money's ear, took away the book, and returned sadly to bis studies. New Uses for Coral. Coral Is now applied in mosaic or tor toise shell and other materials for the ornamentation of glove and jewel boxes and of musical instruments at the Royal School of Coral Work and Decor ative Art, at Torre del Greco, near Na ples. It is also used to ornament pie ture frames and artistic furniture. moody Battles. More lives were lost m the battle of Leipsic than at any other. It took place Oct 16, 18 and 19, 1813, between the French and the AU6trlans, Frus slans and Russians. The French were 160,000 strong, the allies 240,000. More than 80,000 men perished, and the trench were defeated. Such losses throw into the shade the losses of the American war. At Gettysburg 39,000 were killed and wounded; at Chicka mauga, 28,000. In the battles of the Wilderness 6.7S8 men were killed and at Spottsylvania 6,296. In the final at tack on Kara, during the Russo-Turk-lsh war of 1877-8, 8,000 men fell. The losses in the attacks on the Shipka pass amounted to about 20,000 men, and before Tlevna some 30,000 men perished. Marlus' victory over the CImbri and Teutones at Varcellae, B. C. 101, Is said to have cost the lives of 200,000 persons. Oldest Do 1. What Is probably the oldest doll In existence, a little figure rudely carved in wood. Is in the British Museum. It was found in the sarcophagus of a a Egyptian Frincess, 300 B. C. When the wrappings were unfolded from the body the baby fingers still clasped the dolL A Carious Liw. In the sixteenth century there wm a curious law in England where'j street hawkers were forbidden to sell plums and apples, for the reason that servants and apprentices were una big to resist the sight of theim, and weri consequently tempted to steal thelt employers' money in order to enjoy the costly delicacies. THE EXCELLENCE OF SYRUP OF FIGS is due not only to the originality and simplicity of the combination, but also to the care and skill with which it is manufactured by scientific processes known to the California Fio Strcp Co. only, and we wish to impress upon all the importance of purchasing the true and original remedy. As the genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, a knowledge of that fact -ill assist one in avoiding the worthless imitations manufactured by other par ties. The hth standing1 of the Cali fornia Fio Sykup Co. with the medi cal profession, and the satisfaction which the genuine Syrup of Figs has given to millions of families, makes the name of the Company a guaranty of the excellence of its remedy. It is far in advance of all other laxatives, as it acts on the kidneys, liver and bowels without irritating or weaken ing them, and it does not gripe nor nauseate. In order to get Its beneficial effects, please remember the name of the Company CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. AN FKANCUCO. CaL Laciavimt. a. mwm ranK. B. T, FOR LITTLE FOLKS. COLUMN OF PARTICULAR IN TEREST TO THEM. Bomettaias that Will Interest the Jn--wenlle Member of Every Honaehald Quaint Action and Bright Sarins as? O-n-sj-hi" or the Crone Farmer A farmer's boy, starting to pHugh, Once harnessed an ox with a cough; But the farmer came ont Wtth a furious shout And told him he didn't know hooch. In a manner exceedingly rough. He proceeded to bluster and blough; He scolded and scowled. He raved and he howled, ind declared he'd have none ef suer tough. At length, with a growl and cough. He dragged the poor by to the trough. And ducking him in Till wet to his chin. Discharged him and ordered him ongh. And now my short story is through And I will not assert that it's trough. But it's chiefly designed Tp impress on your mind What wonders our spelling can dough. And I hope you will grant that although It may not be the smoothest in Sough, It has answered its end If it only shall tend To prove what I meant it to shough. -St Nicholas. Book Worth Its 'Weight in Gold. A book small enough to about cover the thumb nail of a man would be a curiosity In any circumstances, but when it is the smallest volume in the world it Is easy to understand why It is very valuable. This mite of a book is five-eighths of an inch long, seven sixteenths of an inch wide and three eighths of an Inch thick. It has 205 pages of closely printed matter. The letters are so small that a pin point would obscure one of them, and a mag nifying glass is necessary to enable one to read them. The book weighs about a quarter of an ounce and is valued at $750, which makes It worth more than Its weight in gold. It was printed in Italy, In the town of Padua, and on the Salniin press. Common Words from a High Source. The vulgar "Lai" "Laws!" "Lawk!" Laws a niussy!" "Sakes alive!" "Good land alive!" and the like, are all rem nants of such expressions as "Lord!" "Lord have mercy f "For the sake of the Lord of life!" "Good Lord of life!" and other equally solemn phrases em ployed in moments of great excitement or danger, which the careless habit ol exaggeration In the expression of feel ing that seems inborn in human nature has led some to degrade and employ on the most trivial occasions. Our famil iar "Dear me!" is likewise merely a . corruption ef the Italian "Dlo mlo!" "My God!" and is an exact equivalent In every respect of the "Mons DleuT of the French, the use of which on trivial occasions we Engllsh-speakere are so ready to condemn. "Alas!" a mournful exclamation which I trust my young readers will seldom have oc casion to employ, is also a shortened form of an Italian expression, "Oh, me lasso!" (Oh, weary me!). St. Nicho las. One Leisure Hour. A few yeais ago two poor boys from the old tow n of Plymouth, Mass., went down to a lonely part of the coast to gather a ceruJfl seaweed from the rocks, which, when bleached and dried, is sold as Irish moss for culinary pur poses. The boys lived In a little hut on the beach; they were out before dawn to gather or prepare the moss, which had to be wet with salt water many times, and spread out In the sun until It was thoroughly whitened. They had one hour each day free from work. One of them spent it lying on the sand asleep. The other had brought out his books and studied for that hour, try ing to keep up with his schoolmates. Fifteen years later, the first boy, now a middle-aged man, was still gathering moss on the coast near Plymouth. The second emigrated to Kansas, be came the leading man in a new settle ment and became a wealthy, influ ential citizen. "No matter what was my work," he said lately, "I always contrived to giv one hour a day to my education. This Is the cause of my success in life." A similar story Is told of the presi dent of one of the largest manufactur ing firms In Pennsylvania. When he was a boy of sixteen he was a black smith's assistant at a forge In the in terior of the state. There were three other men employed at the forge. "I will not always be a blacksmith; I will be a machinist" said the lad. "1 mean to study arithmetic at night as a beginning." Two of the men Joined him; the other went to the tavern. Aft er a year they found work in Iron mills, at the lowest grade of employment, and made their way up. Invariably giving a part of every evening to study. Each f these three men now holds a high po Ition in a great manufacturing estab 'shment Sunday School Ilerald. Husks Become Dolls. Making a small bundle of some soak ed corn husks, says a writer in Youth's Companion, the old colored woman tied a knot at one end. "What's that for. mammy?" I a.s; "His hald, child; an' dis yere's ; hair." And she put some of the s .Y the knot and tied it about the n. vith a strip of the tougher husk. V he chose a fine, smooth, broad p! i a beautiful light green, and folded cross. She put a cord in the fold, .t drew It no like a running-string. Th i she tied about the knot, being caref ihat the "hair" should come up thro;-; i i".:e middle, ard wlirn she bad ti-.' j ithcr string noout the noes It made a 3ns covering for the bead, almost as good as a rag-baby's The arms came I next and these were made by dividing the husks below the head into three parts; one on each side for the arms, md one in the middle for the body. The arms were wrapped with strips it coarse, strong husks, tied at the wrist and mammy's strong knife cut them off just beyond. Some of the softer husks were used for the sboul- j Sers, and were pot on fichu-fashion. Brat over one shoulder and then the j other, until they were built ont to the reaatred braadrn. wfera tUn wen ttod rplfNQ AT SIXTY. Serene comfort and happiness to ad vanced years are realized by compara tively few women. Their hard lives, their liability to 83 rious troubles on account of their pecu liar organism and their profound igno rance concerning themselves, all com bine to shorten the period of usefulness and fill their later years with suffering. Mrs. Pinkham has done mnch to mako women strong'. She has given advice to many that has shown them how to guard against disease and retain vigor ous health in old age. From every cor ner of the earth there is constantly com ing the most convincing statements from women, showing the efficacy of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound in overcoming female ills. Here is a letter from Mrs. J. C Orms, of 220 Horner St., Johnstown, Pa., which is earnest and straight to the point : " Deab Mrs. Pixkbak: I feel it my duty to tell all suffering women that I think your remedies are wonderful. I tad trouble with my head, dizzy spells and hot flashes. Feet and hands were cold, was very nervous, could not sleep well, had kidney trouble, pain in ovaries and congestion of the womb. Since taking your remedies I am better every way My head trouble is all g me, have no pain in ovaries, and am 2ured of womb trouble. I can eat and slesp well and am gaining in flesh. I consider your medicine the best to be had for female troubles." The present Mrs. Pinkham's experi ence in treating female ills is an paral lelled, for years she worked side by side with Mrs. Lydia E Pinkham, and for sometime past has h.-d sole charge of the correspondence department of her great business, treating by letter as many as a hundred thousand ailing women during a sirgle year. about the waist with mors of the tough husk. Of course, the nds of the "fichu" came well below the waist line, and added much to the thickness of the lower part This was now di vided evenly In two, and each divi sion was wound like the arms and cut oft evenly. ' "Is he a boy-doll, maminy?" I asked. "He'i a sodger, child, and now go git me some rose-thorns and I'll give him his eyes and niouf." The rose-thorns were stuck into the smooth, green face, and my doll was complete. Ont of the Month of Babe. Fannie, aged 5, was -visiting in the , country and, seeing a lot of slieri and ; lambs for the first time, she exelaiuKHl: "Oh, mamma. Just look at the cute lit tie lambs, and they're such good linita tlons, too. They squeak Just like my i toy lamb and have the same kind of hair on." Little Nellie was sent to the corner grocery for a pound of butter. "Well, little girl, what can I do for you?" asked the grocer. "Be quick, for I'm awful busy." "P-please, sir," stam mered Nellie, "my m-muzzer sended me for a p-pound of b-butter, but If you Is b-busy dive me a h-half p-pound." A gentleman living in a suburban town brought a lawn-mower home one evening and the next morning was out early testing It His little 4-year-old daughter hearing the noise ran to the window to Investigate, and after gaz ing at it In astonishment for a moment, exclaimed: "Oh, mamma, papa's tut tin ze gwass wlz your tarpet-sw eeper!" Willie, aged 3, had a Blight differ ence of opinion with his grandfather, and, forgetting his usual respectful manner, be exclaimed: "Gwan-pa, I dess I'll have to box your egrses!" "Well, well," gravely retorted the old gentleman; "then I shall not bring jou a birthday present." "Oh," quickly re plied the little fellow, "I s not don' to box 'em till after dat" Little Edith had been to church for the first time and on her return home her grandmother asked her how s!i liked it "Oh, I liked it all right enough," she replied, "but the men i didn t act a Dlt rair. v nai cuu iney , . . . i i .... i. .. .1 ! dor asked tne oiq lany. iiy. .is ' the little observer's reply, "one man ' did all the hard work and another man came around and got all the money. Tommy, aged 4, was very fond of climbing into his mother's lap for the purpose of being petted and caressed. One day his mother found him gazing at some goldfish In a globe, with a sym pathetic look on his face. "Why, Tom my," she asked, "what makes you look so solemn?" "'Cause I'm sorry for them baby fishes," answered the little .,l1vo, "Anil Ttrhw am vrtii uirrT fur ' , , , i m tu buw - hasn't any lap for them to sit in." was the reply. Mixed Xnmes, A lady had as guests at her table two gentlemen whom she had not known very well before, and on whom she was desirous of making a favor able Impression. One of them was a Mr. Webster and the other Mr. Lom bard. The lady was serving them as graceful as possible, and presently she asked: "How do you take your tea, Mr. W-wom I mean Mr. Lobster?" It was still another lady who turned the names of two guests, Mr. Burrage j and Mr. Rumney, Into a wonderful j mixture. Addressing the first named, ! she asked pleasantly: j "I believe you are teaching now, Mr. ' Burney oh, I would say, of course, ' Mr. Rummage? Dramatist Gilbert's Joke. The following smart example of rep artee Is attributed to W. S. Gilbert The dramatist was at an evening party, and chanced to be standing bareheaded in the hall when a guest departing in a hurry, mistook him for a waiter. "Call me a fourwheeler, will you," says he. "Sir," replied the ready author of "The Mikado" and a round dozen other operas, "you are a four-wheeler." The guest was startled by this reply. "Why," he exclaimed, "what the " But Mr. Gilbert Interrupted him with an elaborate pretense at apology, "I couldn't call you hansom, you know, could ir Romans Used Hollow Bricks Hollow wedge bricks were used by the Romans for constructing arches at their baths at Bath, England. Accord ing to the Engineer, the roofs of the dressing-rooms were covered in some instances with fiat brick arches, and, as these would have fallen in by their own weight if constructed in the ordin ary manner, hollow voussolrs were molded with a semlcyllndrlcal projec tion on one radial side, and a semi cylindrical cavity to correspond on the other. The bricks were about one foot long from In trad os to ex trad os and ten inches wide on the back. They were finished well and apparently of fire burnt ordinary clay. Some women speak much to a man's heart and but litUs te his mind, HEAO OF A LAW COLLgQE. (Jniqne Poaitlon Held hy Mrs. Ellen pencer M nancy, of Washington. Dean of a law college la certainly nnlque position for a woman to occupy. Mrs. Ellen Spencer Mussey fills this position In the Washington College of Law. Mrs. Mussey Is an Ohloan by birth and Is the daughter of the author of the Spencerian system of writing. MRS. KXtiEN SPESCBB MUSSBT. As a young woman she married Gen, ft D. Mussey, an able Washington law yer, and with him she studied law. (Some years after their marriage Gen. Mussey had a severe illness, and Mrs. Mussey went into his office to conduct the business, intending to retire on his (restoration to health, but the general Insisted on retaining her as his part ner, and the relation existed for six teen years, terminating only at his fleath in 1892. Mrs. Mussey has ever Incs conducted the business, retain ing the large clientele of her husband, as well as becoming the attorney for imany women and women's associa tions. She practices before all the courts of the district Including the Supreme Court of the United States. She has been dean of the law college a number of years. STRANGE ISLANDS. Two Lonely Rock Which Stick Ont of the Pacific Ocean. Sea captains newly arrived at San Francisco from Japan and China deny the report that the island known as Lot's Wife had been damaged by an 1 earthquake. This lonely rock sticks 1 out of the Pacific ocean some distance 1 to the southeast of Niphon, the largest ' BIRD ILAXD. lot's WIFB. of the Japanese group. Its rugged peak rises 300 feet above the sea and It can be seen twenty-five miles away. There is a great cavern in the base of the pinnacle, and through this the sea dashes with thunderous roar. At the water line the rock is fifty feet in diam eter. Another strange island of the Pacific is Bird island, which lies soin distance off the Hawaiian group. No Cancer In Tomatoes. Dr. Andrew Wilson of London writes thus: "I have received several letters of late reiterating a question I might well be tried of answering: 'Do to matoes cause cancer? But for the fact that one takes a pleasure In stamping one's foot on a misleading statement calculated to prejudice people against a vegetable food which is entirely j healthful and safe, I should grow , weary of assuring that not a Jot or tittle or proof has ever been offered in support of the outrageous s'a'ement noted above. One might as well allege I that cabbage causes cancer, for there would be no more proof to be had con cerning the tomato myth." T Can f ouatlpatloM Fonver. Take Ctscaret dimly Cathartic lc or 25c. If C. C. U tail to cure, diiugl-il leOin-l money. There Is nothing so difficult for a horse to do as to keep his heels level when he feels his oats. It is Just so with mortal man. DcimiM Cannot Re dtreel by local applications, athjr onnnot reach the UIK-SWU iniruiw ui bue r. i iit-i v i.t "in - way to cure dcufnese, und that is by ronst'tu ttonal remedies. D afneis caused by an n flamad condition ot the mucous iiningof the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in fl turd you have a rumbling nound or imper fect hearing, and when it la e tirely clowd Deafness 1 . the result, and unleaa the lnfhtm ni'ition can be taken out snd this tube re stored to its normal condition, hearlmr will be dcfctroy d for. ver. Nine caaea out of ten are canned by catarrh, which la nothing b.itan in I'nmed ondition of the mucous anrfacea. We will give One Hund ed Dollara for any --.ine of Ileaf nes (cnoscd by catarrh) that can not le enred by Hall's t atarrh ore. Send tor circulars, free. V. i. OiiBN-sr A Co, Toledo, O. Solii hv Driicriflsts- Tae. HhU'e Family i'ills are the A man should not allow himself to hate even his enemies; because if you indulge this passion on some occasions, it will rise itself in others. Kdueate Your Bowels with Caacarets. Cai dv rathartlc. cure constlpat on I irever luc. 25c. If '.(.'. U. lull. lrnrRit4 r- fund money School yourself to bear no other trouble than that of the living present. Some people bear three kinds: troubles of the past, the present and the fu ture. Cure flmrniit ed hi DR J. n. SI AVE; It OtS AHCIIST., I'llltV, PA. Kae at once, no oiH-rall n or drUv from bHsinem. to mutation free. Kndoweinnu 01 phy-icla'H. ladles an I prominent cluren Semi for circular. Oitica hours 9 A. i. to 1 P. M. A word that has been said may be unsaid; it is but air. But when a deed is done, it cannot be undone; nor can our thoughts reach out -to all the mischiefs which may follow. Ho Te-Bac For Fifty Cts Guaranteed tobacco habit cure makes weak turn strong, blood pur.-. , J. All druggists. There are three principal essentials to happiness In this life: something to do, some one to love, and something to hope for. Scanty Is Blood Deep. Clean blood mean a clean iklu. So beauty wlthotutt. Cswcirets. Candy Oitiiirtic cImii your blood and keen It clean, by i urine un th fair liver and driving : ll linpn-ltls from th bo-r Be-l itolav lt bmivi pimples oils bnte'he bl-klnail. and that sickly bill.-u-i cvinpli-xion by laKliw Ca . or is- Peauty f-.r t. n cents. All .irjggUls, talHuiction uu.iran- ktectl. l'e..a.c.5uc. Sour wine. grapes can never make sweet Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothmc Syruo for children teethlnc, sajlcns tMrsinna. reducing Inflamma tion, site r1n cores wind colic. Sc nbottle. Words are not arrows, farther. but they fly To Cure A Cold la One Day. Take Laxative Bromo Mpjne Tbta Ai Drw&sU refund money If It falls to oar.. So. There may be people who are beneath flattery; but we never have mot one whom wo thought was abovo M. V---- I - i It Trom to Observer, flushing, MUk. " "Early in November, 1894," says Frank bong, who lives near Leaaoa, Web., "oa startlag to gat ap from the dinner table, I was taken with a pain In my back. The pala insreased and I was obliged to take to my bed. The physician who was summoned pronoaneed my oase muscular rheumatism accompanied by lumbago. He gave me remedies and Injected morphine into my ana to ease the pala. "My disease! gradually became worse n tll I thought that death would be welcome release from my Bufferings. Besides my regular physiojaa I also consulted another, but he gave ate no enoouragement. On Ottting Up From On TabU. "I waa Anally Induced through reading sotne aeoounts in the newspapers regard lag the wonderrul cares wrought by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People, to try them. I took the pills according to direc tions and soon began to notloe an Improve ment In my condition. Before t he first box was used I oould get about the boose, and after uaiog five boxes was entirely eared. "Since that time I have felt no return of the rheumatic pains. I am confident that Pr. Williams' Pink Pills saved my lite and I try to induce my friends wko are sick to try the same remedy. I will glaily answer Inquiries concerning my sickness and won derful core, provided stamp is enclosed for reply. Sworn to before me at Tenloe, If ton., this 15th d ly of April, 1894. O. B. Oouwai ra, Justice of the Pttut. MARK TWAIN'S APPETITE CURE, His Antidote Warranted to Be Pare, Simple and Efficacious. In the ' Cosmopolitan, Mark Twain narrates his experience at an "appetite cure" In Bohemia. When he arrived the doctor looked him over. The doctor considered awhile, then got out a long mean and ran his eye slowly down it "I think," said he, "that what you neel to eat Is but here, choose for yourself." "I glanced at the list, and my stom ach threw a handspring. Of all the bar barous layouts that were ever contrived this was the most atrocious. At the top stood 'tough, underdone, overdue,, tripe, garnished with garlic;' half way down the bill stood 'young cat old cat scrambled cat;' at the bottom stood 'sailor boots, softened with tallow- served raw. The wide Intervals of the bill were packed with dishes calculated to insult a cannibal" The doctor did not press him to eat but invited him to go to his room. When they got him there they locked him in and left him. "When I had been without food forty five hours," says the patient "I ran eagerly to the bell and ordered the sec ond dish la the bill, which was a sort of dumplings containing a compost made of cavair and tar. "It was refused me. During the next fifteen hours I visited the bell every now and then and ordered a dish that was further down the list. Always a refusal. But I was conquering preju dice after prejudice right along; I was making sure progress; I was creeping up on No. 15 with deadly certainty, and my heart beat faster 'and faster, my hopes rose higher and higher. "At last when food had not passed j my lips for sixty hours, victory was mine, and I ordered No. 15: " 'Soft boiled spring chicken in the egg. six dozen, hot and fragrant T ' Then the head of the Institution ap peared on the scene. " 'It's a cure, it's a cure,' said he. 'I tnew I could do It, Dear sir. my grand system never fails never, lou ve got your appetite back yon know you nave; say it ana niaxe im. iiuiij. " 'Hring on your carrion I can eat anything in the bill " 'Oh this Is uolili', this Is splendid but I knew I could do it the system never fails. How are the birds?" " 'Never was anything so delicious in the world; and yet as a rule I don t , care for game. But don't interrupt me, don't I can't spare my mouth, I really can't' "Then the doctor said: " 'The cure Is perfect There Is no more doubt nor danger. Let the poul try alone; 1 can trust you with a betf steak, now.' 1 The beefsteak came as much as a basketful of It with potatoes, and Vienna bread and coffee; and I ate a meal then that was worth all the costly preparation I had made for it And dripped tears of gratitude into the gravy all the time gratitude to the doc tor for putting a little plain common sense Into me when I had been empty of It so many years." The Bankrupt. Few words have so remarkable a his tory as "bankrupt" The money chang- j ers of Italy had benches or stalls in the bourse or exchange in former times. At these they conducted their ordinary ' business. When any of them fell back In the world and became Insolvent bis j bench was broken, and the name of "broken bench" or banca rotta, was , rin to 1.1m When the worrl wna flrcr .. .1 ...W ..H Intn TTncvltoH I T,- u . V. uuuFkcu " (,", . " "-" - Italian than it now is. Delng "bank' erout," Instead of "bankrupt" Dsa Editor :-If jtoo un ir of a sc.llel or or canvas er In y.'T c:irnr riwDpre,csjwriiij r"r.rr li.Tu;r:l't tne 8tart! re yuT Dld j warn or a man who can sell good-, yon win confer a fi-: .a?,?! ..iu. in nil llil n lint out mil mml o-i. we may be able to 'nrnMi ,"'? position in their own and adjo on f eonut et. Address. TSRlPllI W.V1I.K-C MILLS I O. CIllCSZO. AtuK."."... - The world is a workshop, and none ef us are expected to lay down ouj tools until summoned to the cour. above. Tca't Tib ceo Fsit sal Smoke Tsar Life Away ' To qnlt tobacco easily and forSTsr, bo mm , tie full of life. nere and vigor, taks Ns-Ts- I Bsc, the wonder-worker, that make weak sssa itronc. All dracviBta, 50c or l- C" B" teed. Booklet and aampls free. Address Btar 11m Benedy Co.. Chicago sr New York. Do good constantly patiently and wisely, and you will never have cause to say that life was not worth living Fits pi-inianently cored No fits or nerrons nes alter Oral day s n e of Dr. Kline s GrmtT Nerve Kcatii er. tl Irtal bottle and treatise tree UU. It. H. Klihb Ltd.. 931 Arch 8c, l'hllii. l'a Men seldom repent as long are prosperous. the) Tor Wli swains (Xmm, Mssrw Ountansne. reasrol remedy. M.P.DI ran. ST ThAMMi Ave- Brooklyn. N. X. Nov. 14. 1894, It takes adversity to bring a mat down on his knees 41 I11S I I Beat Coanh aTrHw.,, Dssl 1 I I In thwa. Soiablli in I" GETTINQ THE OHCOON READY. The Splendid Battleship Prepared for Bar Vexasje Keaad Boats Asaarica. Before the battleship "Maine" waa sent to the harbor of Havana, the mora prudent statesmen at Washington had begun to make plana for a possible war wttn Spain. They bad looked over their maps and books to determine where the ships of war should be sta tioned, and Ww they were te be brought where needed. The "Oregon," a battl'-hip ef the best type, Uke the "Indlu-o," "Iowa," and "Massachusetts," was known to be In Puget Sound, at the extreme north western center of the United States; and It waa believed that It might be wise to hare her Join the fleet In the Atlantic ocean. The Oregon waa the first battleship built on the Pacific coast, and had never been In the At lantic. She waa launched at the Union Iron Works,- San Francisco. In Octo ber, 1883, and waa ready for service July 16, 1898. Though the fastest of battleships, and a seaworthy boat it bad been found that she rolled too much, and to correct this fault ahe was sent to the dry-dock In Puget Sound to have extra keels "bilge-keels" fitted to prevent the rolling motion. When news came of the sinking of the Maine during the night of Febru ary 15, It was at once decided to re place her by an even stronger man-of-war; and next morning, when the Ore gon left ber dry-dock, she waa met by a lighthouse-tender, that brought or ders to "rush her coaling, and proceed at once to San Francisco." In three Ho, loavlns- Pmrat Sound she had . 9QA anil flrrlvoil In covvsrcu - - - - San Francisco on March 0. The sailors worked day and night for the next ten days, and loaded the Ore gon with a year's provisions and about 1,600 tons of coal. By this time the captain knew of the great voyage he waa te make, and everything was done to put the ship In perfect condition. Saturday. March 19, at eight In the morning, the Oregon steamed out of the Golden Gate to begin the greatest voy age ever made by a battleship. It mun be remembered that these vessels are built for coast defense, and are not considered adapted for ocean voyages. luueiu. "c i uu, 1 long ago predicted that "no battleship rrna the Atlantic ocean." Many believed that these heavy Iron ; upon to assist in purchasing a new monsters would "turn turtle" that Is, ' one. capsize when In a heavy sea. t Tht prercher who mixes too much But If any men In this world knew truth and Christianity with his ser thelr business, the American navy know mons. doesn't often receive a "call" theirs, and every ollicer and engineer and sailor and stoker on the Oregon rejoiced at the long voyage before them. While the President was sending word to Congress that he could do no more with the Spanish government by peace ful means, and while the commission of naval officers was learning that the Maine was destroyed by a mine placed , , . . below her keel, the Oregon was steam- ing ever southward through the Pacific, ilt 1- ..... ,i . with a V of glistening foam parting at her white bow. Tor sixteen days her twin screws whirled her along, while the snn grew hotter, and the heat in j the fire-rooms, where her men were . feeding her furnaces full, increased un- til the thermometer read lol degrees! Only one man was prostrated by the heat; and no sooner was he revived than he begged to he allowed to return to the seorchlne work. Indeed.' Can- t.ln florb bq tc thnt nil tho mpn rr ...... -.- j ... .... eager to work overtime, and would never admit they were overcome by their duties. St Nicholas. HIS PRESUMPTION. If Thonsht Fbe Would Tnmb'.e Into i His Arms, bnt the Didn't. , "No," said Evangeline Glendenning, 1 as she looked down at the floor and nervously twisted ber slim little lin gers; "no, Alfred, I am sorry, but it cannot be." Alfred Doncaster had loved the beau tiful girl from the moment he had first j seen her, and he had fondly believed that she looked upon him with more than ordinary favor. Rut nnw Vila hnnea lav Rhattirpl and - ""- " . the future stretched out DiacK Deiore him. ! i i The strong, handsome young man sighed, and was silent for a long time. At last the sweet maiden said: "Try to be brave, Alfred. Look at me. See how I am bearing up. He turned toward her in wonder, and said: "Why should you bid me do this? What have you to bear up under?" She shrank back a little and replied: "Oh, Alfred, if you only knew I" "Evangeline!" he cried, catching her In his arms and holding her In a strong embrace, "you love me! Ab, darling, you cannot hide the truth from me! Tell me It Is so!" "Yes," she whispered, "I love you, Alfred!" "Oh, heaven !" he groaned, "this Is terrible, terrible! Oh, If you only hated mo loathed me! Then my fate would be less bitter." She was frightened and drew away from him. "Why," she asked, "do you want me to hate you?" "Ah," he answered, "I might bear ray own burden, but how can I suffer knowing that you, too, suffer?" "Yet, why should either of us suf fer?" the trembling girl Inquired. "Evangeline," he almost hissed, "do ! . ,.. i wi.. -v..-u iiuijim nun uic. i ouuiuu we BUI . . . . ier i Are we uvt auoinea 10 evenast- Ing separation and misery? Are we not to be -" "Oh," she Interrupted, "you're not going to let a little bluff stop you right me to tumble Into your arms the first i tnln u mere,y n for tee word xou must be new at i 1 this business." , . . "" "cvamw ow mnjgrj mac . . -r. " l KNiK mi imiH-smi-r nenriw avai ' minutes to win ber back again. T lire .i fo in to p4, . "Hush, now; your shots sqoeakl lasp ineui oir. "Do you think he Is asleep?' "Tea, but don't breathe. Now wait." "How infernally dark the house la. Can't I light up a littler "Sh-h! Certainly not. hear the match. Come." He would "Hang the stairs! How they creak r "Step softly. Don't stumble." J "Where are your " j "Keep quiet. Don't breathe so loud." "I I can t help it. 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