MAN'S MAQTBRPfJSb; ITjpouprh countless ages oa the earth then wrought A race called man, which atroT aaW hoped ani dreamed; And those there were wha sang, af . those who taught. And those who whispered of the leaf redeemed. And aa they came and went they bollded here A structure marvelous that no planned, A towering temple, rising white and aheei Where sea-lapped mountain trows upon the land. On through Its portala, moTinf, passed The generations, adding to Its store Of all that's beautiful, until at last To those who gazed there seemed M room for more. Not all In peace had thla proud palacf grown. For in its shadow men had warred an died; And, falling there, had seen the glorj flown That, erstw&ile gleaming, filled theii heurta with pride. But ever hopeful, as the age cried I'rnm out the aires to the race thai wrought. They builded then anew, and, aide by side, Carv-d what they dreamed and wril there what they thought. And so on earth man through the aeoni strove To make this palace nobler to the eye, And worthy, as the casket of his love. To tell his glory to the bye-and-bye. And some day lonely on a lonely earth, The last man sleeping where his fatheri sle-pp, Ibis woudrons thing that in man's sou had birth Shall rise in silence by the moaning deep; A temple, made for duat-worms, of a rae That came and went, and dreamed it dream and died; And, crumbling there, shall fall to earU again, The mausoleum of maa'i love and pna Edward S. Van Zile. "MY PRISONER, SIR!" I had crossed the Alleghany Moun tains from Cumberland to Brownsville In the stace. I had occupied a week In the i.iiss.nre. stoniin0 at the several towns to perform the business of the agency with which I was intrusted. A few dnys before my arrival at U the bunk there had been robbed, and the town was in a state of Intense ex citement ou account of the robbery. As there was coniinratlvply but little pass ing to and from the place, almost every man in the village bad made up his mind that this or that person whom he hud seen was the robber only he had left the place. It was of course very fortunate for the poor travellers that hardly two of the villaRers agreed as to the Identity of any single person witi the bold villain. It did not occur to me that I might myself be suspected and I left the place conscious that my looks were more than enough to shield me from suspi cion. U. Is only twelve miles from Brownsville, and on my arrival at this place I put up at the hotel to remain a few days; but my business being fortunately disjKwcd of In a few hours, I decided to take the evening boat for Pittsburg. At dinner I sat next to a dashing sort of person, who presently Introduced himself as Captain Ford, of New York. He was a gentlemnn, so far as I could Judge In the short interview, and I was pleased to make his acquaintance. We spent the afternoon together until four o'clock, when we both went on board the steamer. The captain was quite communica tive, and told his history for the pre ceding twenty years, a portion of which period had been passed at sea, as cap tain of a Liverpool packet. Our Inti macy ripened into a very excellent feel ing, and we took the same stateroom for the night. "You stopped at Unlontown, I think ou said," remarked my friend, as we seated ourselves in the saloon after supper. "Yes, I was there a couple of days." "Of course you heard that the bank was robbed." "I did; but It was two or three days before my arrival." "That was lucky for yon." - "Why so?" "Because every person who has passed through the place within a fort night previous to the robbery has been suspected of the crime. You wouldn't take me for a bank robber, I presume?" "Certainly not." "Yet I am certain that suspicion rested upon me, though I was not open ly charged with the crime." "Impossible!" 4T think ek. It was decidedly annoy ing to be suspected of such an offence." "Well, I don't know; If a man Is inno- ent, why should he care?" "True: but It Is an uncomfortable feeling." T don't feel so." "Sometimes, yon know, clrcustances give a color to such suspicions. For ex ample, one having a great deal of money about him, might find himself the possessor of some bills of this very bank that has been robbed. Of course thev are scattered all over the coun try." "Very true; 1 doubt not I heve some f the bills of the U. bank." "I know that I have." I pulled out my pocketbook and found I had about $15 of the money. Captain Ford also produced two ?30 bills, "I got a hundred-dollar bill changed in Cumberland, and received these notes." After this conversation we went ant uion the nailery and smoked cigar; but the night was too dark and damp to remain outside, and we re turned to the cabin. As we entered the Baloon, I noticed that a rough-looking fellow, who had followed us out, was close upon our heels as we returned: He seemed to take no special notice of ns, though I observed that he placed himself very near us. The captain and myself had some further conversation In regard to the bank, which, however, was Introduced by me. Two or three times I caught the rough-looking fellow In the act of paying very close attention to our re marks, and with a sudden conclusion i umped to the fact that be was In some manner connected with the robbery. Be did not look any too good to be en gaged In such an enterprise. I called Captain Ford's attention to fee man, and he coincided with me In Jbe belief that he was connected with the affair in some manner. In order to try him we rose and walked to the far ther end of the boat. He followed us, evidently paying the closest attention to every word we nttered. . "Have you a warrant for his arrestf f asked my companion, loud enough to pe beard by the listener, wlnkin at tlB.it tfr HT "-"Teo-a Wsurt.'1'ekooM to take him." But the ominous words did not seem to drive away the fellow, and he contin ued to follow us, apparently beedlese of the suf 'cions that had fastened upon him. At nine o'clock we concluded to re tire. Captain Ford entered the state room and "turned In." while I went to the washroom to refresh myself wtth an ablution, entered tfra room and dosed the -. but bad aeareely done so before It was rather rudely pruned open again, and I discovered the form of the rough-looking feUow standing at my side. "You are my prisoner, sir," he said, slapping me on the back. "What?" I exclaimed, rather aatoo lsbed at this salutation. "Mf prisoner, sir." "Your warrant?" "I'll show you that In the morning." "On what charge do you arrest me?" "On the charge of robbing the tt Bank." "Come, come, my boy, that's alto gether too bad." Interposed Captain Ford. "The gentleman Is from New York, and I'U Touch for hie character." "I dare say you will, but he la mj prisoner." "Well, air, what do you propose w with me?" 'Only to keep you safe till I can e turn you to U." He decided to let me remain in we tnte-room. and place his men for be was the deputy sheriff of the county. attended by two officers around me in such a manner that I could not escape. I was satisfied with this disposition of my person, and the sheriff retired. I was rather amused to find that tne per son whom I had suspected of complic ity with the crime should turn out to be the sheriff, entertaining the same views towards me." Captain Ford swore it was outrage! to arrest a peaceable traveler In this manner, and vowed that he would stand by me with his puree and his In fluence to the end. - I thanked him heartily for bis sympa thy, but the consciousness of my Inno cence was my all-sufficient safeguard, and I went to sleep and slept as com fortably as though there had been no officers in the world. About two in the morning the boai arrived at the Pittsburg landing; but when the bustle had subsided I went to sleep again, and did not wake till sun rise. Captain Ford, however, proposed to land, but the sheriff positively re fused to let him do so, whereat he swow like a pirate, and vowed revenge; but 1 went to sleep, leaving him in his ire to settle the matter as he could. When I awoke and unlocked the dooi I found the sheriff had procured the slstance of officers from Pittsburg to search my effects. I pointed to the va lise and unlocked It. Of course there was nothing in it to criminate me, and onlv a few dollars of the U. Bank were found upon me. While the search was in progress Cap tain Ford attempted to leave the room, but the officers detained htm. "Open your valise, if you please,' said the city official. "Dare you insult me?" And the cap tain launched out in a tirade of abuse egalaHt the party. "No use. captain." I interposed. "Lei them examine your valise." "I will see them I won't do ltr Eut the officers did it for him, and to my astonishment nearly the whole sua stolen from the bank' was founj In It: I was confused and confounded jat the idea of being caught in such company. But my Innocence was so apparent to the s! rlff, who had his eye upon me from the day I first arrived at U., thai be did not detain me as a prisoner. Though he had not before suspected the captain, he bad seen him Introduce liuiself to me. I was obliged to return to U. as a wit ness, but my testimony amounted: to nothing, and I was permitted to depart after the captain had been fully com mitted. He was afterwards found zuilty and sentenced to the peniten tiary. 1 have been careful since that ibout making acquaintances on my travels. True Flag. It Was Leap-Tear. At the time when, in England, th punishment for overstaying a furlough was flogging, a poor soldier who had, or thought he had, overstayed his time was seated on the top of a stage-coach. prepared to return to his post. His mother, brother and sweetheart vain ly entreated him to remain. The scene Is depicted by a looker-on, who truth fully adds that It reflects credit upon Teddy. Come down wld ye, Teddy!" cried his mother. "Come down, now, to youi old mother! Sure It's flog ye they will, and strip the flesh off the bones of yea Come down, Teddy, darllnt" It's honor that won't let me, moth- ?r, dear,"- the soldier said, as be set hlf ;eeth. 'Teddy, come down, ye fool of the world r said his brother. "Come along 3own wld ye!" 'It's honor, brother, Its honor, re- plied Teddy, sturdily. "O Teddy," cried his sweetheart, come down! Sure, it's me, your own Kathleen, that bids ye. Come down 3r ye'U break the heart of me, Teddy. Come down!" "It's honor. Kathleen: It's honor oright that tells me to go," said Teddy, lixing his eyes steadily before him. "Come down, Teddy, honey!" "Teddy, ye fool, come down!" "O Teddy, come down to me!" was (he chorus from mother, brother and sweetheart. "Would you have me lose my honor?" -xclalmed the soldier, not daring ook at his dear ones, whose words ooved him so deeply. The next moment the whip cracked tnd the coach was off, bearing the gal 'ant Teddy with it Then a gentleman who sat beside him spoke up. "When does your furlough expire r He asked. "The 1st of March, sir, bad luck to f all the black days of the world! And some way it come sudden on me. like t shot." "The 1st of March! Why, my good fellow, you have a day to spare, then. To-morrow is the 1st of March; it Is !eap-vear, and February has twenty- nine days." "Twenty-nine days, is It?" cried Ted- Jv, his countenance illumined with hone. "Say it again! Tou're sure ot that same?" The next moment he leaned from the :oaeh and ran back to hte lamenting Friends. "O mother, mother. If s your almanac that deceived us! he exclaimed, and !n the exuberance of his Joy be bogged mother, brother and Kathleen. "My word's saved, and Ifi happy man m! But plagoe to the old almanac!" They had consulted the previous fear's calendar. -j r i The highest mast of sailing vsuls are from 160 to ISO feet high and spread frost J,000 to 100,100 square foot of canvas. AN OPERATION AVOIDED. Mrs. Rosa Gaum Writds to Mrs. Pinkharn A'-out it. She Says: P3AB Mns. riSKUAJi: I take pleas arc in writing1 you a few lines to in form you of the good your Vegetable Compound has done me. 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More thau a million women have been benefited by it 3' ' Every woman who needs advice Vbout her health is invited to writo to Mrs. Pinkham. at Lynn, Mass. MARRIAGE OF OFFICERS. be Armies of Europe Have various Rules Resralatlnej It. The restrictive conditions at present m force with regard to the marriage of officers in the Russian army forbid this privilege under any circumstance in the case of officers under the age of 23. Between the ages of 23 and 28 years the dot of an officers wife must amount to a sum representing the mini mum income of 250 roubles yearly. On comparison of these conditions with those regulating the same question in other European armies, it may be noted that In the Austro-riungarian army the number of officers authorised to contract marriage is limited by a died proportion assigned to each grade, and, these totals being reached, all fur ther marriages must be deferred pend ing the occurrence of vacancies in the married establishments. The Italian army regulations, which fix the Income of the fiancee at a minimum of 1,200 to 2.000 lire, would appear to be more ra tional in their operation. Italian offi cers, however, apply -a somewhat lib eral interpretation to this law, with the result that the number of marriages oc curring under actual provisions does not exceed more than an eighth or the total number, seven-eighths of the offi cers being united under conditions of the religious ceremony only, and thus exposing themselves to all the Incon veniences which attend a marriage not recognised by civil law. Similar disa bilities would now appear to be in curred by Russian officers, and sugges tions nave been made by the press Id Russia that a general revision of the law Is becoming necessary. The ques tion is assuming some Importance from the fact that Russian officers, reaching a total number of nearly 40.000, repre sent one of the most important classes In the state. Brooklyn Citizen. Origin of ChessL To-day It is the accepted belief that ndia was the original home of chess, and that it was transplanted thence to Persia In the sixth century of our era. Firdusi, the Persian poet, tells. In his great epic, '6hah Nanieh" (the Book of Kings), a curious story about the Intro auction of the game. There came one lay to the great king, Naushlrawan, an envoy from his tributary, the king of Hind, bearing among rich presents a handsome chessboard and the strangest letter ever sent to overlord, proposing riddle to bis almighty majesty, and Insisting on a solution to it. Naushlra wan was to set his wise men to dis cover, from the board ana tne pieces the principles of the game. If they succeeded, then the king of Hind wouUi dutifully pay his tribute as heretofore If they failed, then clearly, wisdom die not dwell with them, and be could no longer demean himself by paying trib ute to the lord of such Ignoramuses: rather would he claim tribute himself. Naushlrawan was sorely perplexed. He handled the pieces and examined the board; be tried to bribe the envoy to reveal the secret; at length he beg ged seven days' grace. Then be sum moned bis wise men from far and near, and put to them the puzzle. They were as nonplused as the Egyptian wise men were to Interpret Pharaoh's dreanis. They pulled long faces and consulted the stars; they wrangled and argued; but all was In vain. At length a Joseph appeared in the person of the king's chief counsellor, who had hith erto held aloof in regard for Ills dig nity, but who now promised that, given secrecy and seclusion, he would rend this riddle. In a day and a night be returned from his study, and expound ed to the court the mysteries of te game of chess, to the king's great Joy, the envoy's chagrin, and the salvation of the revenue. Took It aa a Hint. A story 10 told of Senator Vest mak ing a political speech In Sedalia, Mo., some time ago, wnen ne a grcawj embarrassed to see nearly every man in the house take out his watch at the same time. He had been speaking an hour, but the hint that he bad exhaust ed the patience of his hearers was so r-alptble that he could scarcely Ignore it, and he blurted out something in the way of regrets that he was keeping the crowd too long. No one in the hall seemed to understand why he stopped in the midst of his argument to make his apology and the incident was over looked In a few minutes, for the politi cal enthusiasm was sufficient to en courage the Senator to conclude his speech. After the meeting be spoke to Hie chairman about the remarkable anxiety on the part of the audience to ascertain the time Just as the clock struck 9. and explained that be took It as a hint, because the sggi ssalv strik !ng of the clock seemed to obviate an; neceearHy for watcb ooaauUaUon. II . was Informed tbsrt at sooa and 9 p. n the nearest approach to a local time, a gun was fled, and that everybody, ss a matter of habit, consuKoa nis watci at those bonis to see If M was correct. poeti aoar upward after the Ii Unite, while others remain on earth ar satisfy their longing wtth pork an. TRUMPET CALLS. Haas's Bora Bound a Waralaa Hot to the Unred: cased. r HARITY thluk eth no evil. The gossip's gun is always loaded. Tall trees fall harder than sap lings. C h r s 1 1 a n Ity puts a rainbow of hope over the grave. The poison is in the rattlesnake before it bites. The god of science never hears or an swers prayers. Whisky Is the child of rot, and the brother of disease. A covetous heart Is like Fharoah's lean klne. It devours all. Melancholy Is blinded hope, hunting for her sister, Happiness. It took a Bull's Run defeat to educate for a Gettysburg victory. Running Into a saloon to drink, is one way of running into debt. Charity does not consist In calling error truth and truth error. Trifles are the hlng?s upon which the door of opportunity swings. The sins we pet in our Uvea, we art apt to pelt In those of others. Each act baa a moral gravitation like the power that finds planets. The goddess of Fashion has nevef improved on God's handiwork. Christianity has put a coronet of glory on the brow of childhood. It Is madness to put a viper In your bosom because of Its gay coat Many a man has made his orthodoxy a nest for heretical bigotry to hatch her young. A good Samaritan Is better than a bad Jew an honest publican than a white washed Pharisee. Lightning bugs never shine In the day time it is the night which mak their brilliancy possible. Three Stars Extra. A voluble fakir was selling silk star spangled banners at the 15th street en trance to the Treasury Department the other afternoon. His line of talk was ingenious. "Look a-here, fellers," said he, "there's forty-eight stars on this flag. Forty-eight, mind you. I'll bet a Ma tanzas mule that you can't find another OJd Glory in this country that has got forty-eight stars on it. Those that you buy In the stores has only got forty-five stars one for each State. But OiIb here flag o' mine has been built lor tne oc casion. It's got three extra stars add ed for the three new states tvpain, Cuba and Philipplneland. See? It you don't get one of 'em you ain't in the. push. You'U have to paint three more stars on the flag you've already got, and you can't make a neat Job of it Tou might aa well have one o' them old flags with thirteen stars on It aa a for-ty-flve-atar flag in these days. Get next! Get In the push! Get Into the bag star spangled handicap with three starters added! They ain't no long shots, either." The fakir did business on that basis too. Washington Star. A Good Road Court. A Maryland Judge has decided that a town ordinance prohibiting the riding of wheels on sidewalks when the streets are Impassable is not effective. The rider who was arrested turned on the sidewalk to avoid an exceptionally bad place In the roadway, and, al though he rode a distance of only twenty-live feet on forbidden ground, a war rant was Issued. The evidence showed that a wheel could not be pushed through the mudhole, and the court, In dismissing the case, ruled that under such conditions riders and drivers were Justified in trespassing on private property. It is possible that the higher courts may not sustain so liberal a nil- iuR. but its reversal will not deprive the Judge of the lower court of his rep utatiou for common sense. Right Way to Cat a Cable. When the Havana cable was "cut" the men who performed the task did no sever the parts completely, but left connecting strands, as indicated In the accompanying sketch. So with the Manila cable. There is an art in doing everything a right way and a wrong. Qaser Hind of FaeL In Southern California, In the peach districts, peach stones are not uncom monly used as fuel. They are sold at the canneries by the wagon load. Peach stones burn freely and make a very good lire. On the homeward voy age of vessels In the cocoanut trade cocoa nuts are used for fuel, as they are also while the vessel is lying at her wharf discharging, not sound nuts, but such as are decayed and not salable. The nuts are broken before they are put into the stove. Cocoanuts burn freely and make a good hot fire. How to Uetect Chicory. Coffee which is suspected of contain ing chicory may be sprinkled on the surface of a glaas of clear water. Cof fee floats, while the chicory, being heavy, sinks, leaving a brown trail through the water. Chicory is soft to the touch and will crumble between the fingers, unlike the hard, gritty particles I of coffee. 1 A. M. Priest, DniKvlat. 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Take Laxative Bromo Qi lnine Tab'ets. Al Druggists refund moneyif itfailstocui-c. nrutiA ilia wofMinrr fiftrvioe is proceed ins in Japan the bride kindles a torch anil the bridegroom lights a fire from it and burns the wile s piayimngs. Educate- Toair Bowels Witt Caaearets. Candy Cathartic, enre constipation forever ,0c. 25c. If C. C. C. fail, druegista refund money In New Guinea Uie single young woman lets her hair hang about her shoulders in all its glory", but immediately after mar riage she must naie 11 t -" c.n h-H. Klondike Map n0id Commission's ofllcla) eurvey. Ad 5 IT" "rrdnerdt Co Colorado Springs, Colo. Bergen, Norway, boasts a paper church !...-... onniitrh to seat 1,000 persons. The i...:i.t;nr ia rendered waterproof by solution of Quicklime, curled milk and white of eggs. To Care Constipation Forever. i -...r.ia CandT Cathartic. 10c or 25c. If C C C. fall to cure, druggist reiuna money Norwegian seamen are entitled to vote Ix-foro leavins their country, if the pol ling dav is within three months of their departuue; or they can vote at a ioreign; port witnin tne w " "3 "." "s votes sent home through a Norwegian Consul. r.M Rnarantrl hv DR. J. 14. MATER, toil altCH IT. fHlLA, I" A. has. at once no 01 eraUon or delay Irom business. Consultation bee Endorsements of physicians, ladies and tromlneot citizen. Send lor cucuUc UthCi iouraV A. M. lul P. M. The Beat Reason. Willie Papa, why do they call lan guage the "mother tongue T' Papa Because the fathers so seldom let a chance to use it. Willie will understand this when he rets a little older. Philadelphia Gail. A man could learn a great many things if he didn't think he already knew them. Man siaugh tier is a penal oCfens mao'a laughter isn't seel but mntHt ALL tl.S (AUS. 1 Cooah (Trun. Tala UihiL ITflA I in limp. Hold br druggiats. V"--t" ejjaj.uai T3 SEES OUBBOYS AND GIBLS THIS IS THEIR DEPARTMENT OF THE PAPER. Quaint Sanaa- "f"' Little Folk. Bverywhere, G"f and friatod Her. for All Other Lit ja fjsssy to stead. A Boy' Dilemma. Grandpa says, don't play In the house; He cannot bear the noise. Mamma ays, don't go out-of-doors; It's damp for little boys. -TA'ith two big don'ts, what shall I do I wish I had a world brand-new, Where not a single don't, aU day, Could stop my fun or spoil my playi -Youth's Companion. Look Pleasant, Carlo. Mr IJS.'JJ 111 Look pleasant. Carlo, hurry up! Begin right off this minute. Think 'bout bones an' an' Oh, yes! A hole with a woodchuck in It. Bit up real straight an' fold your ears. There, that will do, I think, sir. Now, if a fly lights on your eye. Oh, don't you dare to wink, sir. An' 'member, too, you mustn't breathe, Now ready, one, two oh, dear me! Vnii'w winked an' breathed an' ail ur posed. I never shall get far aa three! Look pleasant. Carlo, hurry up! I'll beg a chicken-bone from cook I'll play with you, or anything, Look pleasant one, two, three you're took! Youth's Companion. Who Loved Mamma? 'The sun had gone down, and It was dark in the sitting room. The wind whiBtlcd and blew through the key holes and under doors ills. Maui ma sat In a big Boaton rocker In front of a grate fire, surrounded by her little family Willie, the youngest on her lap, Janet on one arm of the chair, and Jack on the other, both with their heads leaning on mamma's shoulders; while Bam, the oldest boy, sat on a stool at her feet, "with his back close uj against her. "I love you, mamma," said Janet. "So do I." "So do I." "So do I," chimed In the three ottier voices. "I love you more thau anybody else can love you," said Sam, "because I'm the oldest I loved you the longest." "I love you the most, because I'm the only girl," said Janet. "I love you so much I wish a big beat would come after you, and I'd shoot him." said Jack. I love you more than I can tell you," said Willie, putting his arms around his mother's neck, and kteeing her again and again. Then all the children kissed her at once, and poor mamma was almost suf focated with their embraces. "Do you love me. children?" she ask- ed. "Do you really know what love Is?" Why, love is lore somethlne; you fed Inside of you that makes you wuut to do something for somebody." Yes; love is doing somerhln; -not your own pleasure out doing some thing for some one else, perhaps some thing hard and unpleasant." Just then the postman whistled at the door, and the children ran to see what he had brought. It's a letter for me," said mamaia, ns she opened It, "and I must write an answer at once, so it will go la this evening's mall. Who'll take a letter tc 'he lamppost for me?" Ram looked out of the window. His rubber boots were away up stairs. Oh, dear! he had five hard examples to do. Why couldn't that lotteir wait until morning? He'd take it on his way to school. Jack looked out of the window, too. I'gh! how dark it was! He didn't like being out in the dark alone. It made him scary. Suppose there should be bears somewhere about the street cor uers! Janet thought: "Why, certainly mam ma doosn't mean me to go as long aa Sam and Jack are In the house. I've got my slippers on. I hate going out In the cold!" So, when mamma had finished writ ing the reply to her letter, and looked up, she found Sam busy with his slate and pencil, Jack with one of his games, and Ja w' knitting away very Indus triously on a hood for her doll. Only Willie stood before her, with his big boots on and his overcoat turned up about his ears. "I'm all ready, mamma," he said. "But, Willie, aren't you afraid to go alone?" she asked. "It's getting dark, and It's cold out of doors." "I love you, mamma," he answered. "I'll run fast, and I don't believe any. thing will hurt me." "Yes, you may," said mamma. "Don't get lost, little man. Ill watch you from the window. I know who loves me truly to-night," she added, with a sorry smile. "Love does nol think of itself; and love conquers eveu fear, doesn't it, Willie?" New York Observer. Auctions by Candle Rule. Not all boys and girls have attended an auction sale, but most of them have read and heard of how such a sale Is conducted, and the "going, going, gone," of an auctioneer is familiar to them through hearsay. But, however much they may have learned of the ordinary methods of auctioneering, it is doubt ful if they have ever heard of the old fashioned sale by "inch of candle." .It would certainly seem very strange to step into a large auction room where furniture, wearing apparel, Jewelry and knlckknacks of every description were scattered around awaiting their turn to be disposed of according to the whim f a burning candle. The proceedings In a candle sale were is follows: A piece of candle an inch long was lighted and on the instant the flame arose the bidding on a certain ar ticle began. The last bid made before the flame expired was the lucky one. Sometimes this was varied by dividing the whole candle Into sections, marked off by red circles. Bids were received on any article during the burning of one section, and the last Mddar before the last ring was reached was the pur chaser. This manner of conducting an auction waa very generally to vogue during the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries. The custom la by no means obsolete, certain portions of France and soma 5 rF5 as? rJjL. I v Among people where the practice of economy is a necessity, the buying of soap is an important yearly item. The grocer who has an eye to larger profits, may not surest Ivory Soap. He will recommend nothing else if he is conscientious. Ivory Soap is a pure soap, all through. That makes it the most economical and best. A perfect soap for the toilet and laundry. IT FLOATS. A WORD OF WARNING. There are ny white soaps, each "P""""'1 to"'ul rooJ as the Ivory ';" they ARE NOT. but l.k. all counterfeit,, lack the pec B nu"euHot th. geau.ns. Ask for" Ivory" Sosp and In,.,, upon getting It Stories are told of some strange sales made by Inch of candle. Not only ordi nary articles comprising merchandise, but eveu the ships in which the mer- chandise was carried, were auctlonea I .. ii- vf the n nee rest off Dy tne cauuw. , sales on record is that of an elephant which was "knocked or figuratively speaking-) the last bidder. This sale was advertised in the London papers for several weeks before the appointed day. Otit of the Months of Babe. A bright little boy, looking at the "Look, mamma, at the salt coming out of the 'water on top of the wavesP "O mamma- "Well, Bess?" "A little O mamma. irMtiwitn on the ocean, excuumw ffirl In our room at scnooi came iron. Roumanlal Just think of people being born away up ia that little purple spot on the mapH' Minnie, aged 3, was learning her let ters. "What's xls one, mamma T 6he asked. "Why, that is T," was the re ply. "T, T," she repeated In a musing way; "well, zen, where' s ee sugar an cweam zat goes wis H?" Tommy, aged 6, was telling his father about a peculiar-looking stone he had found while playing in the yard. "How big was it?" asked his father. "Oh," re plied Tommy, reflectively, "I guess it was about as big as a good-aired small tater." "Bobbie," said a mother to her 4 -year-old son, "I wish you would run out and look In the cistern and see If there Is any water in it" A few minutes later the little fellow came back and report ed: "It's full on the bottom, mamma, but there ain't any on top." Little 3-year-old Alice complained of being hungry and her mother finally gave her a piece of bread and butter to quiet her. Alice looked at it Intently for a moment and then asked: "Mam ma, does Dod see evwyslng?" "Yes, of course he does," was the reply. "Well," continued the little miss, "I don't sink Dod tould see ze butter on els bwead." Little Freddie, who had Just returned from church, was telling his grand mother about it. "Are you a Method ist, grandma?" be asked. "No, dear," replied the old lady. "Presbyterian r "No." "Baptist r "No." "Don't you belong to any kind of a church?" "No, Freddie." "Well, grandma, don't you thlffli it's 'bout time you was catch ing on somewhere?" asked the thought ful little missionary. Fly Speculations). j A wasnington correspondent reports the findings of the government bureau of entomology in the matter of the house fly. The fly is an enormously re productive creature, and, if a fair chance is given to It, can supply any de mand In a very short time. Practically all flies are bred In stables. The eggs do best in horse droppings. They are eas ily killed by chloride of lime or kero Bcr.?: and as the new flies make for v.t.ht r.s soon as hatched, a dish of pol yw 1 w.iter In a stable is effective in reducing their numbers. The way to keep a stable clear of flies is to spray all fresh manure with kerosene. The most hopeful token of the abatement of file In cities, however. Is to be found in the substitute of electricty for horses. Dut tnat is stiu so far off that there Is every proRpect that the fly question will be actively discussed long after the Cuban question is settled. Harper's Weekly. Iron Smelting in Ireland. Irou smelting Is to be experimented npon in the western highlands of Ire. land. TO- PUBLISHERSand printers The Central Newspaper Union, lid 6i4 CHESTNUT ST., Philadelphia, Furnishes Machine Composition In English and German. FOR NEWSPAPERS. BOOKS, MAGAZINES, PAMPHLETS. LEGAL DOCUMENTS. ETC Also Fhelo-EnrrannK, Una and Half Tona work. Prlntta m..v and in Colors. q,utckl7 BMonU Rat. J Ia BU3 What Brings Release From Dirt and Grease? Don't You Know? APOLIO :: e ) ) ) ) ) J V ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) J ) ) ) ) s ) ) ) ) Government's Old Gold Business. Hard times can be pretty well esti. mated by the amount of gold Jewelry, old plate and trinkets, says Director of the Mtn Preston, presented to the gov ernment mints. During the period of extreme depression the amount of met als purchased by the government reach ed high tlgures, but in the past yeur !t has dwindled considerably. At the np proach of the holiday season the Jew elry sent to the mints to be sold In creases in large proportion compared to the quantity soJd in the dull season. Soon after New Year there is usually a j heavy Installment at the assay offloes j and mints. .... WKhIn the past week a pair of gold Kir. trhb-h cost flO. were sent to "I I. ... , the mint bureau here to be sold f.r the gold In them. Their owner said he could not keep them, aa he required the money, and asked Director Trestou to dispose of them at whatever value they might bring. The bracelets, on belug melted down, were shown to contain $17 worth of pure metal. From 1873 down to last year the amount of money paid out by the gov ernment for old gold, plate and Jewelry has steadily Increased. The high water mark was reached in 1891, when the government paid out for plate aud Jewelry $4,035,7:0. The Phllnd-jlpUia mint melts nlae-tenths of the plate and Jewelry presented to the government. Pcyment Is generally made In gold when tha Jewelry Is of that metal. Chicago Inter Ocean. The gross total wealth of the world ia estimated at 60,000 million pounds ster ling. The United States heads the list of nations with an aggregate wealth of about 12,000 million pounds sterling, the United Kingdom comes next with about 10,OUO million and France ranks third with about 8,000 millions. 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