-.t-; ..:- . vVv - ' v --';v :. t-vw frx: V - - r- ." , . f-y y.y :.. ;, . i :',-i" '..i; v ;- ' F. IOHWEIER, THE OOWtfl'lT U TION-THE UNION AND THE ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAWS. VOL. LII. MIFFLINTOW1N, JUNIATA COUNTY. FENNA.. WEDNESDAY. JUNE 8. 1898 NO. 26. wn it i ; ; - ik i tu T 1 OlIAITEK XIV (Continued.; It is not acting, though a good deal, olj ft is temper; she would never bring in . that sacred name for the sake of getting her own way. But the effect is nirSTcal sn Tom; remorse stirs his heart; he re calls all the tender injunctions of that ; 4ond mntboi- nltriiit her rinrlillir and hia 1 n ill is broken like a reed at the remem- j brance. It is true he is all she has; he Is her defender, her support, her shield gainst trouble and sorrow; it is not for j him to thwart and grieve her. She la Jearer than ever, though her lover's first ' passion may have worn off; she shall b j appy. cost what it may! I He kneels beside her, he pours ont every tndearing word he knows upon her, he . covers her hair, her throat for her face ' averted from him with kisses, he prom ises her that he will go and fetch little Tom to-morrow, and in due course Jane, half-triumphantly, bnt secretly a good leal ashamed of herself, is lying with her head on Tom's breast, his arms about her, tnd all his kind, honest heart bent on restoring her to peace of mind and happt less. In the morning, when her maid brought j er tea and letters, she eagerly opened the one from her lord. Having finished It, she laid it down, and a cold chill came ver her. She stared blankly Into apace tor a minute or two, then took it np and fe-read: "Darling Wifey. I got down here at right, and fonnd the boy all right except l little bit flushed, and" (here two letters (asily deciphered to be A" were scratched out) "we thought he might have another tooth coming, bnt, anyhow, ire thought It better to wait a day and lee. Don't be frightened, darling; he i In capital spirits, and I hope to bring him op to-morrow, though I do hate the idea f London for him. I hope the dinner will go off all right. Of course yon will ay and do the right thing about me. ind I dare say as long as they get yon they'll be vey happy to dispense with my company. You can't think how heavenly tt la down here after London. I've got n an old shooting-coat, and I feel as ' happy as a king; at least I should, darling, f I bad you here. "I had to break off here to see Jones, tnd he tells me there are two or three things I ought to see to to-morrow. Should yon mind if we don't come up till Friday? It will give the boy another lay's respite, and yon can go about and ee your friends and amuse yourself for that little time longer, can't you, dearest ivifey? "Always your most loving and devoted tusbaud, T. N." When she had read that affectionate it tot well-expressed epistle, all pleasure and hnpplness took flight from June's heart. She waa nothing to Tom; he could dis pense perfectly with ber society, as long is he had the baby, and the country, and &U old shooting coat, and with a fierce tpasm A gncs. June glanced at the clock; the hand Te just on the hour of nine impossible to catch the ten train; but there was an jther at eleven, which Ktopped 'at a station lix miles from the Hall. She rang the bell, sent for a form and wrote a tele iraui desiring that a carriage might nxv t her at j , dispatched" a line to her mother-in-law, and, with a mixture of triumph, defiance and anger in her breast, let out on her journey to bring back the truant. CHAPTER XV. Jane had a fine spirit, and it was now roused to the uttermost. During her lourney in the train she made a great ef fort to conquer the anger that waa seeth ing and bubbling up in her heart anger partly excited by Tom, but chiefly by Alines. When they reached the house Lad; Sevil signed to the driver to let her out before he rang the bell. The hall door Ras ajar and she ran first into the niorn-mg-room. A pleasing sight greeted hor through the window. Tom was sitting on i garden-chair, with the boy in his arms. Agnes was kneeling at their feet, Singling something in front of the baby's jos. It was too much for poor June. She ind just time to say to the footman, who ?ainc ne rushing in great surprise tnrnugn hall, "Tell fir Thomas I have gone the u my room, and she Hew upstairs, locked the door to keep uer uiaiu or any ui- trudf ilcr but loin om, aim uursi i;nu nnra Khi wns thitrniiirhlv mi puMou Ul i - " let; Bhe felt that she had made a fool of Serself, and that she would appear in the rery worst possible light before the eyes f the man she loved. She heard Tom flying np the stairs, ind had just time to unlock the door xlicn he burat is with an astonished but learning face. Then that happens to her which fre luently happens to high-spirited, inipul live people; she doef the very thing (gainst which she has csutioned herself which she has resolved most positively that she will not do. She reproaches Tom Tor leaving her, for his letteifc for his in- ; rr..,-ona in having remained away from Ser, for his untruthfulness in prefemMng the child was ailing, and, last ana crawn Ing folly, for which she is furious wth herself "even while she is committing it, ilie twits him with preferring the societ jf Agnes to her own. Tom stands overwhelmed and silent, not because he is convinced of guilt, but be rause he is shocked at this outburst fro:, his wife. t,.. n-ont otnnmilv ont nnd downstair? jot forgetting first to order luncheon to ' . t. i.t up immediately. 1'uor little gir.. n doubt she was overdone; but that did not q.:iie account for nnd excuse tbe bitu r ....i ....inut things sl had said to him fie went out on the lawn, where Agnea (i ns playing with Tom junior and exhib iting increased fervor ana aevouon w Hard him. Tnr ..Imn- lima " MTU A UnCS. iweetly. "How unluckyl But what made her come I Was it because ane was inxious about this treasure? OhTom, ( begged you to be careful not to frighten er." Tom has taken his heir from her axnu ind is nroceedlnir toward the house. June baa recovered herself. She baa flinched hn find her MAT ont and DOW teela herself quite capable of behaving MM roRRECTtmJ the has resolved In the train, to the Immense relief of Sir Thomas, who has been longing but not daring to beg an audience for his cousin, she aaka In quite an amiable tone it Agnea is still there tnd volunteers to go down and see her. Sir Thomas and Lady Nevil have dined. tnd are sitting at the open window in her ladyship's boudoir. June la on his knee, with one arm round hia neck, and a little vhltB Imad iannr In his. "Klaa me, darling," she aaye, and he, o thing loath, obeys. I waa naughty to-day," she proceeds, with a charming, contrite little air, "and Km I am sorry Sir Thomas gives a aqneese to her slim waist to Intimate that whatever she has lone is condoned, and that no more need 1e laid atv ' "Do yon think I have a bad tern per 7" eoaxiDgly. "No, my pet. certainly not. But," diffl. lently, fancying, good, honest sonl, that he Is peaklng a word In season, when he s domg exactly the reverse, "I think yon rere a little hard on poor Aggie. June aits bolt upright in a moment. "Don t mentis n her name" she says, to a tone of exasperation. Then, check taa herself, and sinking back on hit iboulder, "Let us forget that she or any body else exists In the world bnt onr elves." "Except the boy," amends Tom. "Except the boy, of course," says June milling. "Let ns go and look at him hall we?" And as, a minute later, Tom standi ith his arm round hia beautiful wife, looking at the cherub face of their child weetly asleep, he offers up a reverent thanksgiving, and something for the mo ment prevents his seeing that lovely pic ture quite clearly, If there were only no such place aj London! CHAPTER XVI. The Nevil family have been established n London for the space of a fortnight Tom junior Is in the most robust health tnd spirits, and seems vastly amused and Interested with all he sees. He is nearly nine months old, and is not only a beauti ful and good-tempered infant, but bas the most intelligent face in the world. He is, to Tom's intense delight, the living image of his mother; nay, Tom Is almost iffronred if anyone pretends for civility' lake that bis heir resembles himself, Dallas, who is a frequent guest in Eaton Square, mischievously asks June if she thinks Tom is making love to the nurse, from whom he seems inseparable, ami declares to Tom himself that no doubt he is taken for a Life-guardsman in plain clothes. Dallas and June are the best of friends; they have both completely for rotten that episode tnree years ago. l-oi Dallas Is absorbed In his hopeless pnssioc for Lady Jane Wyldrose, daughter of tlit Earl of Sweetbner; hopeless, not as fa s the young lady herself is concerned but only as regards her parents. It wanted two daya to the loth of Jnm when Madge waa to join her cousins ii London. Lady Nevil came in from bei drive in radiant spirits; she bad spent i delightful day, and was looking fomar to one of the balls of the season, to In piven that night. Her maid met her in the mil with a scared face. "Oh, my lady, don't be alarmed," slit -mid, while her look and maimer were i-iiongh to terrify a nervous nnd imngina live person to death, "but Master Tom has lici-ii taken ill. Sir Thomas and tlx Ux-tor are with him now." June's heart stood still, her kneci knocked together. In one iustnnt tin thought traversed her brain that her own sellishiK'ss was the cause of this awfi:' i-ahiiuity, thnt the child would die, thai he would never forgive herself, tl-at Tom would never forgive her. Then, without wait ipg for another word, she flew ui ita:rs to the nursery. Tom stood by the bedside with an agon zed fa . The doctor w as lx-iuling ov-i the cliilil. who was waxen pale and nit! loscd eyes. A sort of paralysis crept over Jniir Tom diil not move forward to greet her his eyes, having met hers ns she enteri' 1 returned to their agonized watch. Sli vent mechanically toward him. "What is it?" she whispered. 1 knew it from the first.' he mutter-en "I always said s. I knew London woi:!i ' r the death of him." A sense of guilt nnd despair stole ove June. Ten minutes ago there had sc:-.ri !y been n happier woman living than she niril now terror nnd misery ingulfed her evi-ry pleasant thing in life seemed irre lievnlily g.ine from her forever. All night she and Tom watched by th. il.'Vs cut. Not satisfied with one opiu ii:iT, Ti.ni sent for the first physician i l.ondM'. He, too, looked grave, l.r poI e renrsiiringly and hoped tl e bo. mV-'l n favorable turn. Once during if at long ai:d misei-niil-. U;!.t Iiiue went anil put her arms rmm 'i r husband's ne and leaned on h :,n-ast with stilled .-!. and be clas e cr kiudlt'. but she felt iiistiuctivelv l In be was holding ber responsible for this iwful calamity. When she was alone for a moment witl the doctor she asked him in Imploring tones whether London was the cause of the child's illness, and he answered dis tinctly in the negative. It might have hanoened anywhere. But Jnne did not dare even to say this to Tom: she knew it would be waste of time and energy to attempt to convince him, ao firmly waa his mind fixed on this one idea. Oh, please God, they should get the boy over this, and never, never again should be set foot in tne aecursea slty! Yonna Tom got over the crisis, and. with his father and mother, returned to the Hall on the fifth day after his at tack. Though most of the servants were left behind in Eaton Square it was almost sn understood thing that neither Sir Thomas nor her ladyship would go back there. Sir Thomas was perfectly certain that he wonld not, and her ladyship did not feel as though, after the misery of those few days, she should ever care to see London again. It was only by Mrs. Ellesmere's persuasion that they decided DQt to fly JIB the hon IBti OPT tbt whole establishment back at dooe to the Hall. In a week'a time Tom Junior was re stored to his usual robust health, and Tom senior to happiness and his wonted level spirits. He felt like a prisoner let loose; It waa almost worth while to have suf fered the discomfort to enjoy this blessed freedom. June, her mind being reassured about ber child, began to feel somewhat dull. and to think with a certain regret of the pleasant things she had left behind; and as for Madge, her eyes were red with crying, and she wore a woebegone look quite unusual to her- bright face. 'I know I am very silly and very self ish," she said to June one day, "but it has been such an awful disappointment to me." And with this she burst into tears. Tom came, Q at She same moment. 'Why, Madgyr he cried, with sincere concern, "what s the matter, my aear.- "I'oor child, answered June, she is so disappointed about her visit to London." The same evening at dinner &ir 1 nomas observed to her ladyship: "I've been thinking it over, Juny, ana it seems rather a shame to disappoint Madge, poor little girt Why should not you go back to town with ber for a fort night or three weeks? The servants and horses are there doing nothing, and we shall have to pay for the house all the same. And," looking at her, "you enjoy it so much yourself, it seems a pity you should be don. out of It." "I do not feel as if 1 should care for tl now," June answered. Tom, however, broached the subject to Madge: implored and entreated so earn estly that her ladyship yielded. It is un derstood that Tom will uot accompany them, or even go up to Ixmdon for a sin gle day, and this in June's eyes deprives the prospect of any pleasure. Once there, however, Madge Is so wild ly pleased and happy that her spirits are infectious, and June, if half the gilt is stripped from ber gingerbread, still man ages to be tolerably happy and amused. Juue and Madge were particularly fond of the play. One evening Colonel Alford, Mrs. Ellesmere's brother, snd Dallas were to dine with them and take them to set a popular piece. Just before dinner a note came by hansom for Lady Nevil. "Will you excuse me from dining?" h ssid. "I will join yon at the play. I am so very sorry, and hope I am not putting 'ou to inconvenience." This waa from Dallas. The piece had begun some time before be made his appearance, and June was startled to see how white and unlike him--wit he looked. "Are you 111?" she whispered, as be sat sown by ber. "Why did you come, if you don't feel up to it?" "I am all right," be answered In the same key. "At least, I hope so. I hsv. bad rather a facer. Don't, like an angel, tsk me any questions." Certainly he was not at all himself, nor did he exhibit his usual spirits during the whole evening. He sat gnawing the ends of his mustache and looking intensely preoccupied, and June, who bad a good deal of tact where her affections were not engaged, left bim to himself, and be tween the acts talked chiefly to her other companions. "What a bore you must have found me!" Dallas whispered, aa he put her into her liiougham. "I am awfully sorry. If I coufd tell you, I know you would feel for me." "Nothing about Lady Jane," I hope?" she said in the same key, for he had con fided in her occasionally on tbe subject of his last love. "No," he answered, "nothing to do with her; at least, I hope not." (To be continued.) A Shoplifter's Skirt. "Did yon ever see a shoplifter's i iklrt?" asked a detective who Is em ployed In a large department store of an acquaintance, and then produced a singular looking garment which had been taken off a shoplifter. "The wom an who bad this skirt this kick, as they call It on had 48 different articles In her possession, stolen from this store. Bhe was walking In the street about two blocks away when we overtook her. Here Is a list of the things she bad managed to secrete: Nine pairs of kid gloves, 6 pocketbooks, 6 pairs of mite, 6 pairs of stockings, pins. 1 pully for a wash line, a lock, 3 knife rests, 2 plates, 4 bells, 2 pairs of scissors, 1 can opener, 1 glass plfcber, earrings, 1 small basket, 1 small clock, 1 mouse trap and 2 oil burners; $10 worth In all." The skirt was simply a black calico walking skirt, with a double lining fast ened firmly to tbe outside at the bot tom and secured at the waist with two strong belts. There were capacious openings at convenient points, and tbe skirt was worn beneath the outside skirt, which had a long slit In the full pleats to correspond with the opening 'a the garment beneath. Matrimonial Progress. "Did you ever," asked the young hus band, "have your wife look you In the eye when you came home and ask you 'i you had not forgotten something?" "Many a time, my boy," answered the old married man. "She does yet. In the early days it used to mean a kiss, but now it Is usually a reference to wip ing my sb"" " Frauds la tbe Brute Creation. Humbugs are by no means confined to the human species; they figure among tbe lower animals as well. At least, one who has studied closely their habits says so. In military stables horses are known to have pretended to be lame In order to avoid going to a tnilttary exercise. A chimpanzee bad been fed on cake when sick; after his recovery be often feigned coughing in order to procure dainties. Animals are Ironsclous of their deceit, as la shown by the fact that they try to act secretly 'and noiselessly; they show a sense of guilt If detected; they take precautions in advance to avoid discovery; In some rases they manifest regret and repent ance. Thus bees which steal hesitate often before and after their exploits, as If they feared punishment But at all this kind of thing man leaves hia fel tow-animals far behind. Spots on tbe Finger Nails. The little wnite spots which some times appear on the finger nails are due co some subtle action of the blood, upon which all the bones, sinews, muscles, and organs In the body are dependent for nutrition. They sometimes disap pear of their own accord, but there la no known cure. In reality, they signify no derangement of the system. CARS MADE OLEAN WITH WIN a Pne.aa.tic Device TJ.ed tm Saata Fa Tarda la Chlcasjo. If the average housekeeper who baa bad more or less unpleasant experience with the old-fashioned broom could drop down Into the Santa i'e yards, at 17th street, almost any morning she would behold a sight that would set ber wild with envy. She would be as tonished by a performance that she might think little short of miraculous. She would see a man walking tip and down a strip of carpet at the side of a Pullman palace car and accomplishing a feat apparently far beyond the mas terpiece of the greatest prestldiglta teur, to her way of thinking. The man might point out what the woman would call "a long stick with a broad end" at the carpet and straightway dust would fly from the surface In Immense clouds a t least It would If there was any dust In the carpet. . This peculiar and Interesting opera, tlon has been going on down in tbe Santa Fe yards for nearly two years, but It la nevertheless almost unknown. What the housekeeper would call a long stick with a broad end Is an Iron pipe with a spreading brass nozzle through which compressed air rushes under a pressure of seventy pounds to the square Inch. The upper end of the pipe is inserted la rubber hose which leads from an air-compressing ma chine. Tbe workman takes In band the pipe, which la between four and five feet la length, and, placing the brans noazle within an Inch of the surface of the carpet, be walks down It length passing tbe Instrument over every square Inch of the ouvet. The brass noszle Is about three Inches wide, and a narrow aperture through which the air escapes extends" from one side to tbe other. This aperture la almost as long as tha noitle to wide, but It is only about one-fourth of an Inch In width. Tbe air escapes with such force thai wherever It strikes the carpet the dust Is blown out so cleanly that a profes sional carpet beater would find It Im possible to extract another particle. The unique device Is used not only to clean the carpets outside of the cars, but to clean the entire Interiors of the cars as well. For the Interiors a small er pipe and nozele are used and a long er hose Is attached. Tbe workman passes around tbe Inside of the car pointing the nossle at every spot which be wishes to cleanse. He doesn't hare to point It long at any one spot before the air bas effectually cleared the sur face of all dirt that Is loose. There Is no patent oh the Invention, which seems to have been perfected by a process of evolution. Anybody who has the desire and the money to pay for the machinery has the contrivance at his disposal. It hi now used In several of the railroad yards of the city and has proved universally satisfactory. Tbe device la especially excellent for the removal of dust and dirt from corners and crevices which cannot well be reached with a broom. The air can, of course, be thrown Into any place Into which dust can drift and the dirt be blown out without the least difficulty. In sleeping cars there are many places In which the compressed air system Is found to be a great improvement oror old methods. The cleaning of the m per berths was always accomplished with much trouble until the alT con trivance was adopted, but since then the work bas been done with ease nnd dispatch. The workman simply pnus down the berth, and. reaching In with his pipe, he pokes about In every nook and corner until he can no longer blow any dust from the berth. Then he knows it Is clean and he passes to the next one. All of the upholstery, as well as the floor, celling, etc.. Is of course. cleaned more easily than the berths. The cleaning can be done at practical ly any distance from the air-conipress- hig machine. A long line or nose leans from the machine, or, perhaps, more often the compressed air is carried in Iron pipes to the various points where the cars are brought to be cleaned. The rubber hose Is thn attached to the plpa line near the car and the air turned on. A stop cock on the pipe line controla the passage of the air into the hoaa and another at the top of tbe four-foot pipe controls its exit from the nozzle. The hose Is always long enough to per mit a workman to walk the entire length of a palace car. Chicago Chron tele. The Etiquette of It. An escaped criminal who had killed a friend In a quarrel wrote home from a distant city: "Dear Tom Tell the guvner ef he'll pardon me I'll come home an surren der." The "Tom" referred to was nis oroiu- r. who replied as follows: "Dear Bill I understana mat tno governor to on a visit to your city at this wrltln. You'd better call on him. nt nn ver card an' Interview him verself." The above brougnt taw nniqu. re sponse by postal card: "Dear Tom I ain't callin this year. It wouldn't be etiquette, seeln' as I'm In mournln for the friend I killed!" Chicago Times-Herald. Fall of aa Aerolite. At Delhi, N. V an aerolite Tecently fell aa a ball of fire and penetrated the earth six feet Steam poured from tbe hole In volumea. The aeroHte to In the shape of a ball. It weighs two pound and fourteen ounces and measures a foot and three Inches la circumference. It is composed of white and yellow stones, varying in sice. All the stones are square, with a smooth surface, and as clearly cut aa If made by workmen. They are of various colors and resem ble diamonds. America's Oyster Product. Of the 35,000,000 bushels of oysters consumed throughout the world every year, this country supplies 80,000,000 bushels. Boarding Bouse Keeper How sorry I feel for those poor Klondike miners this cold weather! Boarder Madam, there to no need of going so far to place your sympathy. Ton seem to forget that I occupy one of your hall roomaw Judge. Young men ht society pay a terrfbW nric far tbe sake of sitting V let. eating a dab of ice cream and cake, taking a alH Household. RECIPES. How to Cook a Fowl. A delicious way to cook chicken is as follows: Cut what the market men call a roasting fowl, as fur fricasseeing, put it in a saucepan with water to the depth of about four inches; add a mad i urn size onion cnt in halves; a stalk of celery and two or three sprigs of parsley. Cover the kettle tight, stand it over a modi-rate fire and after the chicken has cooked for half an hour sea son it with salt. Cover it again and let it cook till perfectly tender. In the mean time put in another saucepan two well rounded tablespoonfuU of butter, stand it over the fire till it bubbles and then add a piled up tablespoonful of flour and stir it to a paste, but do not let it burn. When it is well blended stir ia the yolks of two raw eggs till perfectly blended. Ueat a pint and a half of rich milk to the boiling point, then pour it in the sauce pan with the butter and flour, stirring it briskly to keep it from lumping or curd ling. Stand it over the fire, stirring it all th time, and just as it begins to bubble add the chicken to it and let it stew fur about five minutes in the sauce, then servo on a platter varnished with sprigs of parsley and hard-boiled eggs cut in quarters. Strawberry Charlotte. Li ne a plain round mold with ripe strawberries by burying the mold in ice to the rim, and dipping the strawberries in calf's foot jelly, first covering - the bottom with them cut in halves, the cut side down ward afterward building them up the sides, the jelly (which must be cold, but not set) causing them to adhere; when finished, fill it with the cream as directed for the charlotte russn, and when ready to serve dip the mold in warm water and turn it out upon the dish, The cream must be very nearly set when you pour it in, or it will run'bctweeu the straw berries and produce a bad eifect. Cheese Balls. Chop half a pound of good American cheese; add to it one pint of soft bread crumbs, a dash of cayenne, a teaspoonful of salt mix, ami add two eggs unbeaten. Form into balls the size of an English walnut. Dip in beaten egg, then in crumbs, and fry in smoking hoi fat. Cocoanut Drop Cakes. Cream well to gether one-half of a cupful of butter and one cupful of sugar; add the beaten yolks of two eggs, then alternately one-third of a cupful of milk and two rupfuls of sifted flour. Heat well until smooth, add one scant teaspoonful of vanilla, one-quarter of a teaspoonful of salt, one heaping cup ful of grat.nl cocoanut, the stitny whipied whites of the eggs and one heaping tea spoonful of baking powder. Heat for a moment and drop by the spoonful on well greased pans. Flours vary so much that it may be necessary to aim one or no spoonfuls more than the recipe calls for . . . . .... i i i to keep them in snape. v nen uacu inu cold put away in a stono jar. Othellos and Dcsdemonas. Make a plain cake with four ounces of butter, half a pound of castor sugar, four eggs. half a pint of milk, one pound of the lxst Hungarian flour and a teaspoonful and a half of baking powder. Beat the butter to a white cream, add the sugar, the well- beaten yolks of the eggs, the siiteu Hour and the baking powder, and last of all Mir lightly in the stiffly beaten whiles of the eggs. Bake in small, wen ounereu patty pans for about fifteen minutes. When the little cakes are cold pour sorno melted chocolate over half of them, and over the other half some white icing; set them aaidA for a short time to hanl.-n. and then Coat the' white cakes with melted chocolate and the dark ones with white icing. The result is a very delicious kind of chocolate-cream icing. Rhubarb Custard Pie. One-half pint of finery chopped rhubarb, spread evenly over a rich pie paste. Make a custard as if for custard pies and pour over it. It;ike slowly until the rhubarb is tender anj the custard browned. Bicycle. The season is well on now, an I yet the ehainless wheel does not seem to have cut a very wide swath. There are several makes on the market, and, while they have all made friends, yet they seem to have hurt the chain-geared machine but little. The Ramsey swinging pedal has proved one of the most novel and useful inven tions that has has been yet introduced in the line of cycling accessories. It is one of the few inventions that has real merit, which caa be demonstrated by a moment's trial. Tom Butler, the New England profes sional bicycle racer, has decided to fol low the National Circuit this year. One of the series of sprint races for the world's championship between Eddie Bald and Jimmy Michael, which the American Cycle Racing Association has arranged, will b. held at the Willow Grove track next month. Michael is confident of dem onstrating his superiority over the champ ion sprinter with the ease in which he has polished off the middle-distance stars. The new road between Berlin and Ham monton via Waterford to Atlantic Cily is much softer and rougher than the Blue Anchor route. It is also over one-half a mile longer. Cissac, the noted French bicycle racer, who is training at Woodside Park, Phila delphia, is bound to become popular with the Philadelphia cycling public. He is a graceful rider and a game and determined finisher. Off the traca ne IS a qtuie. un assuming young fellow of very genial disposition. William Martin, the American cyclist, who has been in Australia for several vears, and who recently returned here, has sent a challenge to Charles Church, Joe Vernier or J. F. Starbm-k. In a let ter sent to George S. McLeish, the local representative of the American Cycle Racing Association.Martin states his will ingness to meet any of the above men in a race from ten to thirty-three miles. Mar tin says he will also make a side bet of anv amount on the result. l)asey, Flezer and Russell, riding a triplet, have broken the world's record for one mile. The feat was performed at Denver Wheel Club Park. The quar ters were reeled off in .33, .50 3-5, 1.09 and 1.46 1-S. The former record was held by Johnson, Mertens and Kiser, who made the mile in 1.4 2 5. EM.lio Ucllnflip is now doinir unnaeed work in the morning, and lately travelled an unpaced mile in 2 05. Secretary Bassett's reort of the num ber of applications for memlership in the league of American Wheelmen received last week shows that New York sent 142; Pennsylvania, 132; Massai nus-etis, iw.-m-w Jersey, 4f; Ohio, 34; Illinois. 25; w lscon lin, 19; Rhode Island, 15; Michigan, 5; Missouri. 10; Maryland, 6; Connecticut, I, and Indiana, 3. In the race for first, place Pennsylvania makes quite a long leap towards New York, a large number jf renewals from old inemliers bringing last week's lead of 1044 down to 801. New York now has 23,314 members ana renn :ylvania 22,5441. At the corresponding late of last vear the Pennsylvania mem bership was 15,368. In India there" is a'species of hu ferny in which the male bastheleft win M-llow and the right oi.e red. The col ors of the female are vice versa. A small piece of cheese and an elec iric wire form the latest rat-trap. The cheese is fixed to the wire, and the in stant the rat touches the cheese he re ceives a shock which kills him. In tropical regions when the moon is at its full, objects are distinctly visible several miles away. By starlight only, print can be read with ease. A one-legged knife grinder in Phila delphia has taught a Newfoundland dog to turn his grindstone. The tobacco raised in Beioochistan is exceedingly strong and cannot be smoked by any but the most vigorous white man A curious fact has been noted by Arctic travelers snow when a very low temperature absorbs moisture and dries garments. SERMONS QFTHE DAY Subject: "Making the Best of Thine Advice About Looking on the Hrijrh. 8lde KlfiMlngs 1. Misfortune's Caiaa Bereavement Fortify Our Spirit. Text: "And now men see not the bright light which is in the clouds." Job xxxvii.. Si. Wind east. Barometer falling. Storm- signals out. Bliip reeling maintopsail! Awnings taken In. Prophecies of foul wuatlinr everywhere. The clouds congre gate around tbe sun, proposing to aholish 111 in. But after awhile h assails the flanks of the clouds with flying artillery of light. and here and there la a sign of clearing weather. Many do not observe It. Many do not realise it. "And now men see uot tbe bright light which is in the clouds." In other words, there are a hundred meu look ing for storm, where there is oue man look ing for sunshine. My object is to get you and myself into the delightful habit of making the best of everything. Yon may have wondered at the statistic that In India, in tbe year 1X75, there were over nineteen thousand people slain by wild beasts, and that in tbe year 1870 there were in India over twenty thousand peo ple destroyed by wild animals. But there is a monster in our own land which is year by year destroying more than that. It is the old bear of melancholy, and with Gos pel weapons I propose to chase it back to its midnight caverns. I mean to do two sums a sum in subtraction and a sum in addition a subtraction from your days of depression nnd an addition to your days of joy. If God will help me I will compel you to see the bright light that there is in the clouds, and compel you to make the best of everything. In the llrst place, you ought to make the very best of all your financial misfortunes. During! in panic years ago, or the long years of financial depression, you all lost money. Some of you lost it in most unac countable ways. For the question, '"Hour many thousands of dollars shall I put aside this year?" you substituted the question, "How shall I pay my butcher, ami baker, and clothier, and landlord?" You had the sensution of rowing hard with two oars, and vet all tbe time going down stream. You did not say much about it because It was not politic to speak much of finan cial embarrassment; but your wife knew. Less variety of wardrobe, more economy at the table, self-denial in art and tap estry. Compression; retrenchment. Who did not feel the necessity of it? My friend, did vou make the best of this? Are yon aware of bow narrow an escape you made? Suppose you had reached the fortune to ward which you were rapidly going? Whnt then? You would have been as proud n Lncifer. How few men have succeeded largely in a financial sense and yet maintained their simplicity and religious consecration! Not one man out of a hundred. There are glori ous exceptions, but the general rule is that In proportion as a man gets well otT forthis world he gets poorly off for the next. H loses his sense of dependence on God. He gets a distaste for prayer meetings. With plenty of bank stocks and plenty of Gov ernment securities, what does thnt man know of the praver, "Give me this day my daily bread?" How few men largely suc cessful In this world are bringing souls to Christ, or showing self-denial for others, or are eminent for piety? Vou can oount them all upon your eight fingers and two thumbs. One of the old covetous souls, when he was sick, and sick unto death, used to have a basic brought in a basin filled with gold, and his only amusement and the only relief he got for his inflamed hands was running them down through the gold and turuiug it np in the basin. Oh, what infatuntion and what destroying power mouey has for many a manl Now, vou weresailing at thirty knots the hour toward these vortices of worldliness whnt a mercy it was, that honest defalcation! The same divine hand that crushed your store-house, your bank, your office, your Insurance company, lifted yon out of de struction. The day you Honestly sus pended in business made your fortune for eternity. "Oh," you say, "I could get along very well myself, but I am so disappointed that I cannot leave a competence for my chil dren." My brother, the same financial nils fortune that is going to save your soul will save your children. With the anticipation of large fortune, how much industry would your children have? without which habit of industry there is no safety. Tbe young man would suy, "Well, there's no nee I of my working; my father will soon step out. and then I'll have just what I wnnt." You cannot Id le from him how much you are worth. You think you are hiding it; he knows all about it. He can tell you almost to a dollar. Perhaps he bas been to the county office and searched the records of deeds and mortgages, and he has added it all up, and he has mndeanestimateof how lone you will probably stay in this world, and Is not as much worried about your rheumatism and shortness of brenth ns you are. The only fortune worth anything that you can give your child is the fortune you put in bis head and heart. Of all the young men who started life with seventy thousand dollars' capital, now many turned out well? I do not know half a dozen. The best Inheritance a young man can have is the feeling that he has to fight his own battle, and that life is a struggle into Which he must throw body, mind and aonl, or be disgracefully worsted. Where are the burial places of the men who started life with a fortune? Some of them In the potter's field; some in the suicide's grave. But few of these men reached thlrty-tlve years of age. They drank, they smoked, they Rambled. In them the beast de stroyed the man. Some of them lived long enough to get their fortunes, and went through them. The vast majority of them did not live to get their inheritance. From the gin-shop or house of infamy they were brought home to their father's house, and in delirium began to pick off loathsome reptiles from the embroidered pillow, to fight back Imaginary devils. And then they were laid out in highly upholstered parlor, tbe casket covered with flowers by Indulgent parents nowers suggestive or a resurrection with no hope. A yon sat this morning at your break fast table, and looked into the faces of your children, perhaps yon said within yourself, '1'oor things! Howl wisu 1 coum start them in life with a competence! How I have been disappointed in all my expecta tions of what I would do for them!" Upon that scene of pathos I break with a piean of congratulation, that by your nnanclai losses vour own nrosnects for heaven and the prospect for heaven of yourehlldren are mightily Improved, iou may nave lost a toy, but you have won a palaae. Let me here say, in passing, do not put much stress on tbe treasures of this world. You cannot take them along with you. At any rate, you cannot take them more than two or three miles; you will have to leave them at the cemetery. Attila had three coffins. So fond was be of this lite that he decreed that first he should be buried In a coffin of gold, and that then that should be Inclosed in a coffin of silver, and that should be inclosed in a coffin of iron, nnd then a large amount of treasure should be thrown In over his body. And so he was buried, and the men who buried him were slain, so that no one might know where he was buried, and no one might there interfere with bis treasures. Oh, men of the world, who want to take yonr money with you, better have three coffins. Again, I remark, you ought to make tbe very best of your bereavements. Tbe whole tendency is to brood over these separations and to give much time to the handling of mementoes of the departed, and to make long visitations to the cemetery, and to say, "Oh, I can never look up again; my hope is gone; my courage is gone; my religion if (one; my faitli in God Is gone! Oh, the wear and tear and exhaustion of this lone liness!" The most frequent bereavement is the loss of children. If your departed child had lived as long as you have lived, do you not suppose that he would have had about the same amount of trouble and trial that you have had? If you conld make a choice for yonr child between forty years of an noyance, loss, vexation, exasperation, and bereavements, and forty years In heaven, would you take the responsibility of choos ing the former? Would yon snatch away the cup of eternal bliss and put Into that ebild' hands the can ot many be reavements Iiistesd e com plete safety into which that child bas been lifted, would you like to hold It down to the risks of this moral state? Would yon like to keep it out on a sea In which there have been more shipwrecks than safe voy ages? Is tt not a comfort to you to know that that child, instead of being besoiled and flung into the mire ot sin, is swung clear into the skies? Are not those chil dren to be congratulated that the point of celestial bliss which you expect to reach by a pilgrimage of fifty or sixty or seventy years they reached at a flash? If the last 10.000 children who bad entered heaven had gone through tbe average of human life on earth, are you sure all those 10,000 children would have finally reached the blissful terminus? Besides that, my friends, you are to look at this matter as a self-denial on your part for their benefit. If your childreu want to go off in a Muy-day party; If your children want to go on a llowery and musical excursion, you consent. You might prefer to have them with you, but their jubilant absence satisfies you. Well, your departed children have only gone out in a May-day party, amid flowery and musical entertainment, amid joys nnd hilarities forever. That ought to quell some of your grief, thetbought of theirglee. So it ought to be that yon eould make tbe best of all bereavements. The fact that you have so many friends in heaven will make your own departure very cheerful. When you are going on a voyage, every thing depends upon where your friends are if they are on the wharf that you leave, or on the wharf toward which you are go ing to sail. In other words, the more friends you have In heaven tbe easlr It will be to get away from this world. The more friends hern, the more bitter good byes: the more friends there the more glorious welcomes. Some of you have so many brothers, sisters, children, friends in heaven, that I do not know hardly how you are going to crowd through. When the vessel came from foreign lands, nnd brought a Prince to New York harbor, the ships were covered with bunting, ami you remember how the men-of-war thundered broadsides; but there was no joy there compared with the joy which shall be demonstrated when you sail up the broad bay of heavenly salutation. The more friends you have" there, the easier your own transit. What is death to a mother whose children are in heaven? Why, there is no more grief in it than there is in her going Into a nursery amid the romp nnd laughter of her household. Though all around may be dark, see you not the bright light in the clouds-that light the irritated faces of your glorified kindred? So also, my friends, I would have you make the best of your sicknesses. When you see oue move off with elastic step and in full physical vigor, sometimes you be come impatient with yonr lame foot. When a man describes an object a mile off, and you cannot see it at all, you become im patient of your dim eye. When you hear of a well man making a great achievement you become impatient with your depressed nervous system or your .mapl luted health I will tell vou how von can make the worst I of it. Ttrond over it: lirond over nil these i illnesses, and yonr nerves will become more twitchy, and your dyspepsia more aggra vated, and your weakness more appalling. But that is the devil's work, to tell you how to make the worst of It; it Is my work to 3how you a bright light tn the clouds. Which of the llible men most attract your attention? You say, Moses, Job, David, Jeremiah, Paul. Why, what a strange thing It is that you have chosen those who were physically disordered! Moses I know he was nervous from the blow he gave the Egyptian. Job his blood was vitiated and diseased, and his skin distressfully erup tive. David he had a running sore, which he speaks of when he says: "My sore ran in the night and ceased not." Jeremiah had enlargement of the spleen. Who can donbt tt who read Lamentations? Paul he had lifetime sickness which the com mentators have been guessing about for years, not knowing exactly what the apostle meant by "a thorn in the flesh." I do not know either; but it was something shnrp, something that stuck him. I gather from all this that physical disorder may be the means of grace to the soul. You say you have so many temptations from bo-lily ailments, and if you were only well you think you could be a good Christian. While your temptations mav be different, they are no more those of the man who has an appetite three times a day, and sleeps eight hours every night. From what I have heard I judge that invalids have a more rapturous view of the uext world than well people, and will hnve a higher renown in heaven. The best view of the delectable mountains is through the lattice of the sick room. There are trains running every hour between pillow anil throne, between hospital and mansion, between bandages nnd robes, between crutch and palm branch. Oh, I wish some of you people who are compelled to cry, "My head, my head! My foot, my foot! Mv back, my back!" would try some of the Lord's medicine! You are going tc be well anyhow before long. Heaven ia an old "Uy, but has never yet reported one case of sickness or one bill of mortality. No ophthalmia for tbeeye. No pneumonia for the lungs. No pleurisy for the side. No neuralgia for the nerves. No rheuma tism for the muscles. The inhabitants shall never say, "I am sick." "There shall be no more pain." Again, you ought to make the best of life's flnalitv. Now, you think I have a very tough subject. You do not see how I am to strike a spark of light out of the flint of the tombstone. There are many people who have an idea that death Is the submergence of everything pleasant by everything doleful. If my subject could close in the upsetting of all such precon ceived notions. It would close well. Who can judge best of the features of a man those who are close by him, or those who are afar off? "Oh," you say, "those can judge best of the features of a man who are close by him!" Now, my friends, who shall judge of the features of death whether they are lovely or whether they are repulsive? You? You are too far off. If I want to get a judg ment as to what really the features of death are, I will not nsk you; I will ask those who have been within a month of death, or a week of death, or an hour of death, or a minute of death. They stand so near the features, they can tell. They give unanimous testimony, if they are Christian people, thnt death. Instead of being demoniac, is cherubic Of all the thousands ot Christians who have been carried through the gates of the cemetery, gather up their dying experiences, and you will find they nearly all bordered on a jubilate. How often you have seen a dy ing man join in the psalm being sung around bis bedside, the middle of the verse opening to let his ransomsd spirit free! long after the lips could not speak, he looking and pointing upward. Some of you talk as though God had ex hausted Himself in building this world, and that all the rich curtains He ever made He hung around this planet, and all the flowers He ever grew He has woven into the carpet of our daisied meadows. No. This world Is not the best thing God can do; this world is not the best thing tha God has done. One week of our year is called blossom week called so all through the land be cause there are more blossoms in that week than in any other week of the year. Blossom week! And that is what the future world is to which the Christian is invited blossom week forever. It is as far ahead f this orld as Paradise is ahead of Dry Tortugas, and yet here we stand trembling snd fearing to go out, and we want to stay on the dry sand, and amid the stormy petrels, when we are invited to arbors of iessamine, and birds of paradise. One season I had two springtimes. I went to New Orleans In April, and I marked the differences between going toward New Orleans and then coming back. As I went on down toward New Orleans, the verJur., the foliage, became thicker and more beautiful. When I came back, the further I came toward home the less the foliage. and less It became until there was hardly any. Now, it all depends upon the direc tion In which you travel. It a spirit from heaven should come toward our world, he Is traveling from June toward December, from radiance toward darkness, from bang ing gardens toward icebergs. Ami one would not be very much surprised it a spirit of God sent forth from heaven to ward our world should be slow to come. But how strange it is that we dread going out toward that world when going is from December toward Jane from the snow of earthly storm to tbe snow ot Edenlo bios- som fromthearjtlcsof trouble toward the tropica of eternal joy. Oh, what an ado about dying! We get so attached to the malarial marsh in whlca we live that we are afraid to go up and live on the hilltop. We are alarmed be cause vacation Is coming. Best programme of celestial minstrels and hallelujah, no in ducement. Let us stay here ami keep ig norant and sinful and weak. Do not in troduce us to Elijah, and Jo'in Milton and Bourdalone. Keep our feet on the sharp cobblestones of earth instead of planting them on the bank of amaranth In heaven. Give us this small Island of a leprous world instead of the itnmeti'dties of splendor and jelight. Keep our hands full of nettles, and our shoulder under the burden, and our neck In the yoke, nnd hopples on our ankles, and hnndculTs on . our wrists. "Dear Lord," we seen to say, "keep us down here where we hnve to suffer, instead of letting us up where we might live nnd reign and rejoi.ie." We are like persons standing on the cold steps of the national picture gallerv in London, under umhrelln in tin rain, afraid to go in amid the Turners and the Titians. and the llaphaels. I come to them and say, "Why don't you go inside the gal lery?" "Oh," they say, "we don't know whether we can get in." I say: "Don't you see the door is open?" "Yes," they say; "but we have been so long on theso cold steps, we are so attached to them we don't like to leave." "But." I say, "it is much brighter and more beautiful in the gallery, you had better go in." "No," they say, "we know exactly how it is out here, but we don't know exactly how it is inside." So we stick to this world as though we preferred cold drizzle to warm habitation, discord to cantata, sackcloth to royal pur- pie ns though we prererred a piano wltn four or live of the keys out of tune to an in strument fully attuned as though earth and heaven had exchanged apparel, and earth had taken oil liridnl array and heaven had gone into deep mourning, all its waters stagnant, nil its harps broken, all chalices cracked at the dry wells, nil tbe lawns sloping to the river plowed with graves with dead angels under the furro-v. I am amazed at myself and at yourself forthis infatuation under which we all rest. Men you would suppose woul 1 get frightened at hnving to stay In this world Instead of getting frightened at having to go toward heaven. This world is as bright to me as to any living man, but I congrat ulate anybody who has a right to die. J!y that I mean through sickness you cannot avert, or through accident you cannot avoid your work consummate 1. "Where did they bury Lily?" said one little child to another. "Oh," she replied, "they buried her In the ground." "Vhat! in the cold grouud?" "Oh, no, no; not in the col 1 ground, but in the warm ground, where ugly seeds become beautiful flowers." "But," says some one, "it pains mo so much to think that I must lose tbe body with whb'h my soul has so long compan ioned." You do not lose it. You no more lose your body by death than you lose your watch when you seud it to have it repaired, or your jewel when you f end it to have it reset, or the faded picture when you send it to have it touched up, or t he photograph of a friend when you have it put In a new locket. You do not lose your body. Paul will go to Rome to get his, Pavson will go to Portland to get his. President Edwards will go to Princeton to get his, George Cookman will ge to the bottom of the At lantic to get his, and we will goto the vil lage churchyards and the city cemeteries to get ours; and when we have our perfect spirit rejoined to our perfect body, then we will be the kind of meu and women that the resurrection morning will muke pos sible. So you see you have not made out any doleful story yet. What have you proved about death? What Is the ease you have madeout? . You have made out just this that death allows us to have a perfect body, free of all aches, united forever with ! a perfect soul free from all sin. Correct 1 your theology. What does It all mean? j Why, it means thnt moving-day is coming, and that you are going to quit cramped ' apartments and be mansioned forever, i The horse that stands at the gate will uot be the oue lathered and b-spattered , car ' rying bad news, but it will be the horse j that St.Vohn saw in Apocalyptic vision j the white horse on which the King comes to the banquet. The ground around the ' palace will quake with the tires and hoofs ! of celestial iquipage, and those christians who in this wrold lost their friends, and lost their property, nnd lost their health, ' and lost their life, will lind out that God j was always kind, and that all things j worked together for their good, and that ! those were the wisest people ou earth who ! made the best of everything. See you uot now tbe bright light in the clouds? OLD TIME COURTESY Of the Sort Found in Oregon When Fhe Was Yonna- and Unfettered. There wasn't any particular excite ment over the hanging of the man pointed out and arrested at ISijr Kind us tin clinp who stole a pack mule from Colonel Yhiti's camp, over on Fisli Hi ver. Oue of White's men. who was over after bacon, happened to meet the stranger and be went to Jim Ked fern, president of the vigilance com mittee, and said: "Jim, is It a good day for a hanging?" "Wall, tolerably fa'r," replied Jim. "The kuss who stole our pack mew) Is down in the tin front saloon." "I see. And you want bim liting?" "I don't keer no great shakes ubom It myself, but I reckon the kurnef would be pleased." "I'm willing to obleege Colonel -White, ns he's a good friend of mine; but do you think the critter down that has any objecbshuns to bein' hung":" "He don't look like a man who'd kick about It, 'Tears more like n critter who'd be plad to be off the nirth." "Wall, we'll take chances on bim," said Jim, nnd he went to his shanty nnd got a rope and asked eight or ten ot tbe boys to go along. When the crowd reached the tin front saloon, the stran ger was Just coming out. "Say, we want you," remarked Red fern. "What fur?" "Goln' to hnng you." "'Cause why?" "Fur stealin' Kurnel White's pack mewl." "Wall, Are away." lie was escorted to n tree whereon a dozen more men bail lieen duly banged and, lifted upon an empty, whisky bar rel, the noose was soon placed ever hia neck. "Want to sny anything?" asked Jim, as all was ready. "Xothin" 'tail." "Then let er go." An hour later. White's man, who had started for home, returned to hunt ot Mr. Red fern, and say: "Look-a-yere, Jim, that feller didn't steal our mewl." "No?" "No. They got the fellor and the mewl over at Clay City, and hung him this mornln. I thought this was the feller, but I must hev bin mistook." "I see. Wall, he's bin hung and bur led, and we can't help bim any now. We'll Jest let the next one off, to even np things. My compliments to thf kurnel, and tell bim I shall always ready to obleege him." I'eudletol East Oregonlan. As a general thins i i v i-i-i- p';in In lonl'iiim to a 1 iisii.m if tier" i- ro really good reason for r-ei-lii'C it. Ihii avoiding singularity where it is nol needful- ... . . . 5 r I i with tie difarar vwmm ?'" . V;J-' - .J. ...... -C-..i ...... v.-.r'TRT?- -.v- -f- .Zn