Wheieter i majr gm, Whatever 1 mar do. That dieadful monster, "Practidac" Looms op before my view. And iii a vote I must obey tie calls me from my pleasant play. Each day. at half-past three. When 1 come home from school, In atemeat voice he summons ma Straight to the piano stool; There while my chords and scales I try, I count the moments passing lv. If I ani out of sorts And t-ioaaly atrike a key. With diM-ord moat unbearable lie then diH-a punish me. lie 11 worry uie with all his mltrht Until uiy exercise Rea ribi They tell me that in time More beautiful he'll icrow; There'll be a smile upon that facs That now doea scare me so; His I irlinettx will flee, and I Will grow to love him by and by. And so, perhaps, if I Am good and persevere, And do my leHona right and try Not to offend bis ear. Old "Frnotioius" will grow to me Ah pleasant aa they say he'U be. UNTO HIM FOURFOLD. There was a sharp tinge of frost In the uir; early lu the afternoon suow hud fullfu, clothing the city for a brief s.cll iu a mantle of dazzling wbiteuess, tmt now it was trodden under foot Into crime und sluxh, iuakinjr the puve- uu-utH und roads wet and slippery. A feeble uioou could be Been, but Its pule, wan light was entirely lost and swallowed up by the glare and glitter of the Loudon BtreetH. Aa he Hulled ou the morrow, John l-'orsjllie was K'vlug a parting dluuer to a few old i ronies; aud now walked lelaiirely to his club, where they were to meet, ills reflections were not un pleusnnt. Adventure he craved for; the tuougl.t of ruHtllug for his living stirred his blood pleasantly ; he was rather pug u.iclous by nature, uud whatever he took In hand, he stuck to It until he carried It out. And It was just as well that he was going; the old place was not the mime since the liuv'nor departed, nnd I'ar rlugford w as uot all one cared for lu an elder brother. lie reached the flub steps, anil was about to enter, when a tiny figure darted iu front of him. aud a suiull grliuy list held out a puper; a thin voice piped plainly: "Buy a paper, sir? Oh, do, sir; I niu't 'ad no luck this dy, an' if yer would " A pair of great eyes gazed up nt hlui froui under a tangle of red hair, cud the little face was pinched and blue from hunger und cold. "No luck, eh 7" said John, kindly, tak ing the paper froui the rough bleeding baud, raw from chaps. "Poor little houl, you look hungry. Here, take tli'.s aud get a giMtd feed with It. an-j get something, too. to keep you y;nrm' "ThlH." was a half-HOWrelKU. an,j the child's eyes neeuie'to start out of her head with wii.t;r nt the unex'Kft ed gift. John, laughed amusedly at her aKtonlhui',ht. "Ttftre, go along," he said, giving her a good natured push, and, as she began to slowly move away, she heard liliu greeted by name by a couple of aieu, and theu they disappeared luto the building. With the gold firmly clutched In her paw, she made her way to the nearest coffee palace, picking up a "pal" on the rou"dV and together they had a meal, such as they'd never eaten In their lives before. And In her after life nothing ever taxied exactly so good as this unlocked for dinner did, to the lonely waif of the streets. ForHjt tie's friends insisted on know ing uHu what he was so busily en gaged that he did uot notice their ap proach; and their chuff was plentiful when he confessed his philanthropic act. "Bread upon the waters, Forsythe," said one, "look out for Its return after many days," he added. Jestingly. John laughed aud shook his head. "No fear, old man; It's only In Sun day school i,k that the hero's g.od deeds ure rewarded; in real life they are spsedlly forgotten." The next day be sailed, and It was many years before London saw him again. Once more he walked upon the asphalt of Loudon, no longer plain John Forsythe, but, by a series of events, ICarl of Carrlngford. Huvlng been singularly lucky In all bis veutures, he was now a very rich man, and on the death of his brother In the hunting field, hud returned home after a prolonged tour, to Huecod'to the title and what was left of the estates. Most of the land once owned by the Carrlngfords had been sold or mort gaged by his dissipated elder, and his first act was to buy lack as much as he could, aud to restore the old Court to something of Its former splendor, and to find a suitable mistress to grace his home. lu spite of the encouragement glveu to a wealthy man, aud an earl to boot, John had, up to the present, remained placidly heart-whole, and saw every prospect of so remaining, as be hud seen no woman yet who made his pulses beat any faster for her sake, and he had come to the conclusion that he bad better take the first who presented herself, and trust to luck. As be strolled down to bis old cluD where he was to meet the same men with whom lie hnd spent his last even lug ten years ago, his mind went back to the little iH-ggar, to whom he had proved such a Sauta Claus, and he wondered absently what bad become of her. And curloiwly enough It was recalled til hint furnin Inter fa th HTnlnv h 'I lost ii. v wife aim two ' clulilreu from tha ef-1 fis-.u of hereditarv ' ornfiila. Mv third I -i!ft a dunirttruualv af- ' rVctud with scrofula, lie ' w.n una hlu Ut walk, his left! Ijottt bt-ing covered with ruik-1 F nliitr tirt IMiVMWilatial HaT-' ' In r fulfil rM..vt.it ntlMrftl of my family, I decided to try) Avir' K.-LrvavnarillflL. I SkBk D.:aj .l lii an tha trial waa SUC-1 ' crvs'tful and in v hav wat restored 1 fi lirtHlih- I tun rm i A i lent that D)V 1 f rhifJ Wixu Id h.ivai disss! had he not 1 ' H4eTlverr Rrs.Htarilla m-IJAH. M. DYE, Mli.touvilie, Aug. o, mw. ' WEIGHTY WORDS . V FOR .'asjBiH Ayer's Sarsaparilla. one or tne men who tutu witnessed tha affair.. "I suppose she's dead," said Carrlng ford, Indifferently, in answer to tut question, "or lived to swell the ranks of the unfortunate sisterhood," be add ed, with a sigh. , After dinner they adjourned to tht theater. The play was a modern "prou lem" one, a new fashion since John weat away, and but for the acting bar no special attraction. The leading lady, Mathalle Ross, wae one of the most beautiful women of the day, famed alike for her Titian-colored hair, and the absolute blameleasneat and purity of her life. No breath of scandal bad tainted bet fair name, and site was known to be a brilliant and bard-working woman. At the finish. Carrlngford. who had been strangely moved at the sight of the lovely creature on the stage, made his way behind, and asked for an In troduction. He fancied she grew a trifle pale, and that her dark eyes sought his in a somewhat startled manner, but a. there was no trace of embarrassment In her graclousness towards him, h concluded he was mistaken. Nathalie asked him to call, and sood It came about, that few days a8sed when he did not visit the tiny flat. London wondered, then laughed and said that after all she was no bettei than the rest of them, and that It had known all along her virtue was as sumed. Kor some time neither heard tht rumors about them, but continued thelt friendship tranquilly enough, although to Carrlngford the wish for more than friendship was becoming stronger every day; but It was not until a sneer aud a low expression coupled with Nathalie's name was uttered In his presence, that he determined to speak. His action was simplicity itself. After knocking the man down. h turned to the assemblage, saying In grave, even tones: "I have done this, because that cut Insulted the fair fame of an Innocent woman, whom I Intend to ask to do ma the honor of becoming my wife." News of all kinds files apace, and when he called the next morning Nathalie knew about bis defense of her. "Ob, why did you do It?" she cried, her eyes full of unshed tears. "What doea It matter what they say of me? I am only an actress, you know, aud not worth fighting over." She seized his hands with her warm Impulsive ones, and would have raised them to her lips, had be not prevented her. "No, no," he said, hastily, "don't do that, Nathalie, I love you; give me the right to defend you always be my rlcar wife." The color flamed high In her cheeks, and her I'.psYiuiVerrf. "Vol' love me, yoc wish me to be your wifej you? Ah, this Is wonder f'ul." "What Is?" be queried, laughing drawing her to him; "that I should lovt your "Yes," she said, gravely; "listen to what I have to tell you, and then Ten years ago on a cold winter's night, do you remember giving a gold piece to a little ragged, half -starved girl?" He nodded. "Yes, I do, but how does that con cern you?" be asked. "In this way; I was that little girl; I and no other. I was a friendless lit tle waif, and your money was the first kind action I had ever received In my short life-. Small wonder that I re membered, and hearing your name, treasured It up in my heart. With that gold I laid the foundation of my pre eut position. "A small pantomime engagement led to others, and slowly and surely I worked myself up. Oh, it has been bard, and I have been sorely tempted many a time, for I am beautiful, 1 know, but you were before me like a guiding star, and I kept myself what I knew you would bave me be; I havt waited for you; I am yours, do with me what you will." His arms closed round her, and as their Hps met, she heard him whisper "My wife." Saturday Evening Post. Wants the I setter Back. The other day a Chicago man paid five cents' postage to mall a letter to Geruiany. To days later h spent S15 in mm attnjr to overtake and recover It. He Is a west side merchant, who has had some business fins lingo with a relative In Germany. Fatting to get a satisfactory settlement through his at torney in Oerm&ny, hs uncorked his bent up wrath an a letter and mailed it to his relative. Next day be got a cablegram from bis attorney saying tbo matter had been settled. The west aide man thought of bla latter and the family estrangement tha would follow Its reception for be had raked up a lot of old family quarrels, and bad said many things bo does not now want to be read. Ha paid fifty cents for a tele gram to tne New York postoffloe to re call tna letter. During the afternoon answer came that the letter waa al ready on the ocean, bound for Ger many. "I will give 100 If H doea not get there," he said, as be wiped the beads of perspiration from bla flushed face. Supwrlnteiulent McArthur of the In quiry department said it could be over taken by a cablegram, and the mer chant willingly made a deposit of 915, and the recall was cabled to Germany througn the postal authorities at Wash log! on. "If I don't get that letter back I cannot go back to Germany to my ople," waa tne wall of the letter writer as be left the onVs. Hta Hopes. "I hope you appreciate the fact, air, that In marrying my daughter you marry a large-hearted, generous girl." "I do, sir," with emotion, "and I hope she Inherits those qualities from her fathor." Hsrlam Ut. HILDREiVS COLUMN. A DEPARTMENT FOR LITTLb BOYS AND GIRLS. Jomethtns that Will Interest the Ja venile Members of Kverjr Household Qaaiat Actions and Briaht Rajrlnss f ataay Cats and Canaiaa: Children. ImHcI'i Pretest Little Isaliel's mother had very. Inju diciously ollowed the child to 'drink weak tea with her meals Instead of milk. One day Ixaliel was taken out to lunch to a friend's house, and the friend, nver dreaming that a rbild could drink anything other than milk, placed It before her In a broad, low, fancy cup. The child gazed at the milk In silence for a while, and then aston ished her hostess by reniar'-'" : dainfully, "I are not a cat!" Under One Umbrella. The Philadelphia Times has a pretty tittle street-picture from New Orleans: On a quiet thoroughfare off St. Charles avenue there might have been seen during the heavy rain yesterday afternoon a shaggy Newfoundland dog carrying a spread umbrella in Ids mouth, bis dripping tail sticking out from under and wagglug complacently. Investigation revealed the fact that there was a little girl under the um brella with the dog, her tiny arms thrown around his neck, and the two tripping along most amicably. "My name Is Marie," said the little maid, upon being questioned, "and tills is Iteauregard, my very own dog. Yes. Beaury goes to school with me. I go to the kindergarten, you know, and he always carries the umbrella If It's rain ing, because I can't, you see, and be can." And the big umbrella sheltering the two friends passed on. A Whooplng-Conch P'colc. Johnnie-Boy wanted a picnic, and was sure be couldn't lie happy without It, for wasn't next Thursday his birth day, and badn't be always bad a birth day picnic? But mamm:t shook her head and said It would never do In the world, and Aunt Iou said: "Why. who ever heard of such a thing?" Then Johnnie-boy Just couldn't help It even if he was going to be 7 years old next Thursday he Just went out back of the house and cried. He loan ed up against the kitchen wall I'm afraid be mussed some of Norah's vines, as be did It and the great big tears rolled down his cheeks, as be said: "Well. I think it too bnd! Having the whooping-cough Is bad enough, but not to bave a picnic Is worse!" Then the first thing he ksew. inain liia "had her arm around lilni, and she was pretty near crying, too. "But don't yon see, Johnnle-Uiy," said mamma, "that If you Invited Char lie and Willie and Lucy and Nell, nnd all your little friends here, that may lie they would all get the whooping cough, too, and then you'd be feeling awful bad, wouldn't you?" "Yes, ma'am!" snld Johnnie-hoy, lie tween two big sobs, and without any enthusiasm. "I'll tell you what we'll do." said mamma, "Just as soon as you are well enough, we'll bave a picnic, and call it your birthday picnic, eve - if your birthday is past." But Johnnie-boy shook bis head, nnd said that It would be no fun, unless It ?ame upon bis really, truly birthday. Then mamma thought a little blf and anally said:- , "Well, we'll try and celebrate the day iu some manner, eten If we have to Invite only children who have 'hnd' the whooping cough. Never mind, Johnnie-boy, we'll have a picnic of ome kind." Then Jobunle-hoy threw bis arms urouud mamma's neck, and cried hard er than ever. 1 suspect he felt that he had not acted as much like a man as a big boy nearly 7 years old ought, but It was a pretty hard case. The next day Johnnie-boy said to mamma: "Have you thought of the kind of picnic we're going to have?" And though mamma only smiled at him, Johnnie-boy knew that it was all right. He !ic;-t talking to Aunt Lou aba ii, and as the day went by. he became more anxious, until he finally aid: "I believe a whooping-cough picnic is better than the other kind, for It keeps a fellow wondering all the time what It's going to be." On Thursday morning, mamma told htm that the picnic would lie In the afternoon from 2 till S, and Johnnie boy could hardly wait for 2 o'clock to come around. But the time did finally come, and with It Raymond and Har old, wbo nad had the whooping-cough last year. Johnnie-boy was very glad to see them, and ran to the door and shouted: "Come In, you're tbe first ones tc come." Then Raymond and Harold laughed because tbey kuew that there was no one else coming. Just as they got Into the house, the .elophone-bell rang, and mamma said: "Johnnie-boy, will you answer the telephone?" Johnnie-boy looked a little bit sur prised, for be was not in the habit of gotn gto tbe telephone, but he excused himself to his little friends, and went to tbe telephone. And this is what be heard: "Hello, Johnnie-boy, is that you? This Is Willie talking. How are you? Do you like to have tha whooping cough 7' Then another voice said: "Ask him when he can come out to play again," and still another voice said: "Tell blm we wish him many happy returns of tbe day," and then so many voices began to talk all at once, that Johnnie bar could not tell what any of them Mild. He looked around at Raymond and Harold, and saw them both laugh ing as bard as they could. x "Why-why-why, where are you," Willie?" asked Johnnie boy, "and who's there with youT" Then Willie told blm that all the Iniys and girls bad met over at Mrs. Wilson's and tbey were going to tele phone to blm all afternoon without iuglng off once. Then mamuia brought In a high chair, so he wouldn't get tired, and tbe fun began. Of course be let Harold and Raymond listen part of the time, and they would tell each t her what the little friend at the other nd of the line was saying. At four clock tbey all stopped for a little while to have refreshments, but Hnr Id and WUlie had a long talk while 'hey were eating tbelr cakes. When ive o'clock came, none of tbe children thought It could possibly be, and tbey ill stood np In front of the 'phone, and ang "The Star Spangled Banner" ind "Little Drops of Water," Johnnie- boy and Harold and Raymond Joining in at tbe other end of the line. Tbe children all marched past lohnnle-boy's house aa tbey went home ind be waved bis flag at tbem from tbe window, and tbey shouted more things at Man than be could remember. When papa came borne to tea. Joun- nle-boy climbed up In bis lap and said that It was pretty near worth while baring the whooping-cough to bave such a nice birthday picnic, and papa said: J Don t you think It pretty near worth while baring ' the whooping- cough to bare such a nice, thoughtful mamma?" And Johnnie-boy said that waa the very best of all. Womankind. Carious Lands In Florida. Payne's lralrle, three miles south of this city, covers an area of 60,000 acres. A large proportion of the prairie Is now covered with water, but there are thou sands of acres around the -borders of the lake which has been formed oi; which horses and cattle graze. There is no way of estimating the number of cattle, but there are many thousands. and they are In fine condition. The prairie, or savanna, which it really Is, occasionally goes dry, the water pass ing out through a subterranean pas sage called the sink. Where the water goes to has never been determined, When the sink Is open the lake goes dry, and when the outlet becomes gorged or choked, a lake from five to seven miles wide and about eighteen miles long is formed. When the waters of the lake suddenly leave It, thousands of alligators, snakes, fish, and turtles are left with nothing but mud for their places of abode. The fish and turtles perish, but the saufians and reptiles seek and find other quarters. For wiles along tbe northern border of the lake there is a succession of sinks, averag ing in depth all the way from 25 to 100 feet. Subterranean passages run In every direction, leaving tbe ground In the shape of a honeycomb. The ground is liable to give way at any time, cre ating a new sink. The scenery around the bike, especially on the north aide. Is unique nnd grand, and Is an attrac tive feature to strangers who visit this city. The sink lias for many years been a popular resort for citizens of Gainesville, who go there to fish, boat ride, and In other ways enjoy them selves. It Is said that this vast area of land could be drained at trifling ex pense, and were it drained It would he the lnrgest as well as the richest tract of productive land In Florida. It Is for the most part a bed of muck. . The land Is owned by various Individuals. Gainesville Sun. With a Moral. A true story of what happened recent ly In a New England town may well lie read and pondered. For nowadays, when everybody has a bicycle, the preservation of the machine becomes a matter of public import. Not long ago two ladles were riding on a country roiiu, wnon somcrinug ba j'.lient-il to one of tbelr machines. The story does not say what, but It is a fact that sonietlitrur hapiened. They got off, and endeavored to "tlnk er" It themselves; and as they stood there, working and deliberating, a man came along. "Can 1 help you?" he asked, court eously: and they told hlni tbelr woes. "Oh yes," sakl he. "I'm sure I can fix that!" So he labored with the difficulty, and succeeded at once In setting it right. "There!" said ho. "I think you'll flno that will go perfectly. Let me try it and see." He mounted the bicycle and rode nway, while his grateful clients watched him, first wM.Ii Interest and then with despair. He had not come back; nor has tne bicycle. A HEART OF BRICK. Carious Metiiod of Prcilona'sac the Life sf an Elm Tree. One of the oddest sights of New Brunswick, N. J., is the elm tree in front of John K. tlineiulorf's house, on Allmny street. Mr. Elmendnrf had the tree lined with brick to keep It alive. The tree Is said to bo nearly 200 year old. Several years ago insects attack ed It and hollowed Its heart out. Then at a Fourth of July celebration a spark set fire to the dry Interior and destroy ed the greater part of what was left Only the bark on one side ami a little of the wood remained. At every wind the tree shook and seemed In imminent danger of fairing. Mr. Elmendorf hnd given up all hope of saving the elm when his wife proposed that they wai; It up Inside. Mr. Elmendorf set a ma son at work lining the elm with brick Fully one-half of the tree Is now solid masonry, and it is in a flourishing con dltlon. The side with tbe bricks faces the street, and is easily seen. It Is twr blocks from the Albany street bridge The tree la known as the freak tret and tbe brick tree. New York Sun. take of Ink with Curative Power. In tbe middle of tbe Cocopah bills. In Arizona, Is what Is known as the Ijike of Ink. Though supplied by beautiful springs of clear water, tbe liquid of the lake Is black and of an ink-like charac ter. The temperature varies from 110 degrees to 21U degrees, according to tbe locality, and te water feels smooth and oily. According to the Indians, not only of the vicinity, but far away, the waters of the lake have strong medicinal qualities, though most white people would hesitate to adopt the mode of treatment prescrlliod. The in valid Is burled up to his mouth in the hot volcanic mud for from twenty to thirty minutes. Then he Is carried, covered with mud, to the edge of the lake. Into which be is plunged for from fifteen to twenty minutes, after which he is rolled In a blanket and allowed to sweat on the hot. sulphurous sand or rock near by. The cures wrought are said to be wonderful. Morning Ore gonlan. Two Classes. The world In all doth but two nations bear The good, the bad; and the mtxc-i? everywhere. Andrew MarreU. In a country town, when a man buys a new suit, nsonle guy him for a.week- Aa strich out in Colorado furnishes a lady feathers for her hat and motive power or her light two-wheeled cart. And what is remarkable about these two statements is that both are true. The French capital furnishes a market THE BK1CKS IN Till TREE. for 12$,S0 gallons of ilk daily. " Hora Rounds Warning- Mots to the Unredeemed. T is the imma nence of God that slowly uplifts the world. He who discards tbe Bible w 1 1 spend his time trying to outwit bis conscience. vTbe preaching In which nobody hears God speak not tbe preach ing of the gospel. Honest efforts make tbe best friend ships. Wisdom Is tbe proper use of all mean s at band. The lucky man plans well and works to bis plans. An ounce of conscience Is worth s to-, of explanations. It costs something to be a Christian. but It costs more not to be. You can silence conscience, but yon cannot take away Its frown. Forbidden fruit In the heart cause tbe logic of tbe head to stink. Life is not worth living to the man who Is willing to do 'wrong to live. Some churches use out of date methods to fight an -up-to-date devil. Over confidence has slain bis thou sands, but despair has slain his ten thousands. The devil's face may be seen without a mask by taking a look at tbe drunk ard's home. The religion that is only, seen on Sun day Is not the kind that1 Is needed In tns middle of tbe week. Tl i man wbo enjoys God's peace ls the one wbo sought nnd found blm when he had no peace. The man who limps and stumbles along 4s the first to compfeiin when any body else makes a misstep. . Which la the greatest transgressor, the man who breaks tho week in Idle ness, or the Sabbath by work. God Is as certain to help tbe man who trusts In lilm as the sun is to send its light into the open window. To rebels the plate. Rays, "Yield nnd be shot;" to rebels against his. kingdom God says, "Yield and be saved." There Is no argument for religion In heaven or earth that can persuade a man wbo will not give up his sins. Some Christians are pious sponges: only when tribulation squeezes thera tbe world is better liecaiisc of them. He who sows wild onts may expect To gather cluifT, as that kind of seed pro dui-es no grain. The very straw Is In nutritious. If an official meeting was compoed only of those actually at work, R would often lie a duet between the preacher and the Janitor. The greatest proof of the divinity of the Christian religion is thh." Its abuse and mismanagement by its professors nsn't killed It long ago. He Built the IJrldce. A Western railroad having Its head quarters In Chicago was reorganized ami some rew officials were brought ou from the East. There was a readjust ment of titles and the superintendent evolved a system by which the duties of every employe were to be most clear ly understood. John Connors, wbo bad lielnou to build the road and who Jiad iw-on onitbe Tay roll toryears. waa aJTvaujel toWne Jllc of Master Mcclianlc and Superin tendent of Maintenance of Way. About a week after hls appointment lie was hrfslly sniiiuioued' to the office and was given an order: "To John Connors, Muster Mechanic jjkI Suierinteiule.ut of Maintenance of Wny: This Is to Inform. you that cul vert No. HUS. lu sH-tUin 11, one and aue-half (1(i niilea east of Effucr, has been destroy ed by lire. You will procod with all pMs!lilo haste to tbe Chief Engineer, who will provide you with the necessary plans ami specifi cations. By requisition on the Pur chasing Agent you will be enabled to secure such material as may be neces sary and the Superintendent of Motive Power will place at your dLosaI " There were other directions, but whejj John Connors hnd read this far h folded the letter and put It In hb) pocket. "That's what we call the Wilson culvert," said he. "I'll 'tind to it." That was Saturday. On Morula j morning Uie General Suiierlntendcnl came to his office at 10 o'clock, pushed a bell and directed the Private Sec retary to order the Special Messengel to summon the Master Mechanic and Superintendent of Maintenance of Way. John Connors came to the office. "Mr Connors," began tlie General Superintendent, "have you received from the Chief Engrincer'the plans and specifications for that new culvert to section 14?" "I'll tell you," replied the Maste Mechanic and Superintendent of Main tenance of Way, "the bridge Is done and the trains bave been runntnf sines daylight, but I haven't seen tbefptctura of it yet." Where the-Offlco Sought thetMan. Talk about Poo Bans, Representative King of Utah claims to carry tbepriza for offlceholdimg. "1 once held six offices at i the same time." ho said yesterday to areporter "In the early days of FlHmorelClty, U my State, we actually had rjone otlicei Uian men, consequently I was Cltj Assessor and Collector, Clty Recorder. City Attorney, County (4ttorney, mem ber of the Board of i Education, ami n ember of the State Legislature. fThat waa a pretty good handful for a young man not 22 years of age." Washington Another Martter. Strict devotion to the truth its com mendable, but It sometimes leads to curious situations. A young man who-was paying conn, to a young lady wnsthus addressed by her mother, who was perhaps inot the most agreeable person In. the World: "And so you want mefor a mot her-In-law r "Ah-ah. it's n-n-not .exactly that." stammered the young man, "butI don'tfl see now i ran nrry( your' daughter without your being inymotbeir-4n-lawr' Infantry. Tbe term "Infantry" la saldf to be Jerlved from an event -In Spanfsh his tory. An Infante of Spain, having as sembled a body of troops, and marched to the aid of his father, assisted fciui in defeating the Moors. Tba foot soldiers thus gained bonor and becarne distin guished by the name of thelrt leader. and were afterwards ' termed f"tafan- try." ' Tha real high salaries .paid, in this IV country anouia oe paia to tnase wno have to sell to women The theory .of a French isavaat to the uwi un. appewxiviua ia ) cvensgivus krabtlesa based apoa the cjresmatar nat a is fast ieaahln WWtar ia stylish TRUMPET CALLS. xxjr ' 1 A The Clearlield j-innul ia intAi-med bv A. C Waltaer, of West tlcarlicld, that he recently tetrad 109 families without Hi bles ia a radius of 11 miles in that couaty.- la certain parts or China the young women wear their hair in a limit, single plait, with which is intertwined a straud of bright scarlet thread", which denotes them to bo marriageable. Trr Orala-O I Try Graia-O: Ak your grocer to-day to nhow you a paek-areofGmln-O. tba new food drink thai take the (.lace ofeoflee. The children mar drink it without Injury as well aa tbe adult. All wbo ry It like It. ;mfn-o bat that rich ami brown ol Mocha or Jvi. but It is mie from pure crslnx. end the most delicate stomxeb weiY -i it without dtstr. One quarter tho pice of "nee. is ci a. ana z cu. per package, to n Djr ail icrocen. In all the world there is in coin 71fi, 521,0)10 (Miumls of gold, 80t,5tH.OOO Munds of silver and 321,000,000 paunds of cop per. Mow'a ThleT We offer One Hundred Dolliri Reward fm WcVtir1. -" " cu ?e, tW l J'xf 16 lMev Aimpi . ms fion?rnbl,iif a11 ""a tranacuoai and financially able to carry out any obliua ttpn m de by their firm. ' ooiisa- On"o Truax'Wdu1i Druggists. Toledo, WJS&SSS. rfhio"' WholMM , "5 1 Catarrh IJuia ia taken Inlernally.act- L- -VBtnJ; Pr''- 1- bottle, tkdd V,iIiP'Jfn,l,Sta- TesumonlahVrree. Ball a Family Pills are the btvt. Txcusts are, so plentiful alon the I hih Valley llailroail, near tiler. Oi oko, that all the trees auj shrubbery are be in destroyed. t nreRiiarnntccd hT OR. J. H. MA.TKR tail A l C 11 Kl .. I ll 1 1. A.. I'A. Kase at once: n l eratinn or .l-lny ir.un biwine. Conmltatl n lr-e. ndorM-meiits of physicians, ladle an 1 imminent ntizeiH. Send lor circular. O.ucj liounU A. to. lu I I'. M. Nine ton wftiuht of coppers an) taken every week from the London ienny ln- tlie slot cas meters. It is proposed to sup ply electricity on Hie same plan. Fit penniiner.Hvonre.1. Vo fits or n"": new. after rt day's n of r. Kline s Great Nerve Restorer. Si trial i . tile and t.it.sel Trj. Da. H. Ii- Kxasa, Ltd lOl Arch M-.rlular'e. The Kii-ilish (iovernnient lias cranted a small civil is-n-don to the widow of Charles lickens, the your. ;er, who is said to Lc in very straitened circum- stuni'es. Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing; Symp for rtitldrai Wthi nit, softens the numi.r xluciui." i nllani ma tion. allays pain, on res wind eolio. CJo.a buttle THOUGHT HE WAS A HfchO. Dilemma of tbe Man Who Held a Knrat Hathtnb Toaretber. One of the most ridiculous situations rhich ut the time bring the coldest swen t out of a man's brow, aud ever after remain with hlui a.s a constant ;iouree of mirth, occurred to a Sheltou :nercluuiira few days ago. He thought ie would take a but.li, and ns his Hat s mums one of the chief requisities for Uie Job a bathtub he extemporiz'.d ne out of a small wnshtub aud en- Joyed a cooling ablution. He had just concluded and stepped from the tub for the towel, when sud- U-nly the top hoop of tlie tub burst with a sharp report, and the man saw to his horror that the whole contents of the tub would soon be flooding the floor. At the same moment he thought of the store beneath and the amount af ditinne the water would do ns it ran lwoi through the ceiling. He Is a man of Biick thought, aud in aanT.lt'Pt he ilid.ntie only thing possible, threw biTii sclfdown beside the trjb and. cla-sping IiIm ,srniH nrniiml It t n n1run.lv fnsttswcUiug staves Jtogether.. He was successful In keeping .the water In but what-a situation. lit dared not yell. for &e fpfwv Ls-lUriUv IrJ : i condition to ve caUejV'ftaP'f ailly as he kuew tlmttall Vn tlie t'Jarlt. the time were of the gentler sex, and be realized at mce that 'the only thins left for him was to stay In thrat position until the return of his wife, who was out on a Khnpping exiMHlitlon. I.Ike the boy who saved Holland, he manfully remained in his most uncom fortable position until relief lu the Kliape of his wife appeared. Then to cup the climax, when be asked her to get a miie or any old thing to tie about the tub. she. after a long fit of uncon trollable laughter, asked bliu why he didn't carry the tub and contents out to the sink room ami pour out the water. With a look that froze the smile on her face he did as she said, and without a word donned his clothing and wandered out into the cold, unfeel ing world, a crushed aud humiliated man. Ansonla Conn., Sentinel." Machines for Breathing. But few sightseers at the national capital find the Patent Oflice the most Interesting fioint to visit, yet there is prolmbly no public building iu Wash ington about which have centered so many high hopes, so much of ambi tion, keen research and hard study. The Patent OtflcS; Indeed, Is a sort of .Mecca for the inventive genius of the United States. At the time this Is written 526,458 patents are here recorded, and an ex amination of the models of them, pre served In the cases, would occupy the student for at least a year. Among the oddest of recent patented devices are two "breathing machines." one by a man In Buffalo, the other by a Brooklyn physician. A machine for breathing may at first thought appear to be superfluous, and even ridiculous, yet both of these con trivances are of benign Intent. Tbey are designed to preserve life, or to re suscitate suspended animation, as in cases of drowning, choking, or a sud den failure of the heart's action. Physicians, as is well known, often Attempt to produce artificial respira tion In such cases by extending the un fortunate person on the ground or on the floor, and alternately raising or lowering the arms. At best this meth od Is unpromising, and It Is to render such artificial respiration more effect ual that the two inventions above-mentioned bave been sought out. The Brooklyn doctor's device con sists of an air-tight chamber, or box. In which the sufferer from suspended respiration can be placed, nil save his nostrils and mouth, which are open to the external nlr. By means of an air-pump, connected with the chamber and worked rapidly by a rotary shaft and crank, the air Is by turns exhaust ed and admitted, thus causlug, by pneumatjc pressure, the lungs to be al ternately dilated with air and com pressed nt the ordiflnry intervals of uatural breathing. The Buffalo inventor seeks to accom plish tbe same end by means of a bel lows and tube accurately applied over the nostrils and mouth of the person. Alternate Inspiration and exhaustion of air In the lungs are thus brought about. The air-tube before entering the nostrils passes through a small beating apparatus. This raises the air to the temperature which It wonld reach naturally In the air-passages of a healthy person. 4 Ufe&sml A SIX MONTHS FOR AN ALIB. A Sample of Justice as It Was Once Administered In the West. "Don't question anything you hear about the administration of Justice in the early days of the West," advised the man who had dug and prospected over a large part of it in search of a fortune,. "I've seen men out there act ing as magistrates that could neither read, write nor talk with an approach to correctness in any language. "I recall one instance up near the head of Bitter creek. While a miner was down at the saloon one night en joying himself after the manner of such men, some one stole into his tent and dug up tbe bags of dust he bad buried there. Upon discovery of the theft there was a great hue and cry raised, a sheriff's posse was called In and a young fellow from tbe East, lit-' tie better than a tenderfoot, was ar rested for the crime. He didn't look guilty or act guilty and there whs a good deal of sympathy for him among the boys. Otherwise the regular for mula of Justice might not have been observed. "When the trial came on the young man hnd a lawyer that he had sent for and who made It interesting for the prosecution, who relied largely upon lung power and sledge-hammer blows. Inside of two hours it was proved by evidence that could not lie questioned that the accused had spent the entire night with a friend at his shanty three miles from the camp. Outside of what tho friend swore to a numlier had seen tbe prisoner going out in the evening and returning in the morning. Even the prosecution was gracious enough to admit at Inst that a perfect alibi had been proved. " 'Thar's no mistake about it,' roared the court, in order to emphasize his in dignation; 'it has been proved that this sneakin', slick-tongued hypercrit has committed a alcibi. I sentence him to six months' hard labor.' "And it took half a day to get the sentence annulled." Had No Use for Anthracite. Edmund Carey, of Benton, is in this city this week attending court. He was one of the early residents of Wilkeslmrre, and was born Aug. 12, 1822, on a farm at the lower end of town, now known as Carey avenue, which has been named after the fam ily. Ills father, George Carey, was one of the settlers who had the hand ling of the first anthracite coal In Wy oming valley. He helped open a strap ping in Pittston township, now known as Plains township, in 1815, aud In the Fpririg of t lint ye.ir loaded a raft with F?ernl others and took it down the Susquehanna to . Ilarrisburg, where they sold the raft loud of forty tons of anthracite for $10. They were discour aged at such remuneration and left the transportation of conl dormant un til 1S20, when they took another raft load down and failed to find a buyer. They were so discouraged that they dumped their load of black diamonds Into the Susquehanna at Ilarrislmrg, and as far as these early pioneer ship pers were concerned, the opening up of a coal market was ended. Wilkesbarrs Record. 'I'ry Allen 'a root-Kane, A powder to be shaken into the shoes. At this season lour feet feel swollen nnd hut, and Kt tired easily. If yon have smarting feet or tjirht sboes. try Allen's Foot-Kase. It iro Is thefc tand makes walking- easy. Cues and preventsVKl'llen and swea'ing ?eetj bli-ters and callous spots, ft-lieves corns a A bunions o all pain and gives r t and comfort. '1 ry it tiMla". Sold it all drnit:sts ami shoe ttore-t fnr2Scent. Trial packaf FRKh. Address, ALLKX S. OniSTbli. l.rHof.N. Y. Pages in Congress must be over t'lio nee nt 12 years and iiuiler '21. In the Senate they receive $1,-440 a year and in the House fl.'.HiO. Piso's Pure for Consnmption has no equal as a I 'ouirh medicine. F. Si. A bhott, 3b3 Sen eca bt., Buffalo, N. Y May U, im. Tho lnrscst creamery In the world is located near St. Allians, Vt., convt'iliup the milk of I'J.OUU cons into lll.Ot'O imunds of butter daily. Since tho establishment of a cremation society in France 20.0U0 bodies have been incinerated in I'aris. It is a fact which admits of no argument that a school teacher's task is a severe one indeed, and it requires a perfect system and steady nerves to be able to conduct a class-room in a proper manner. That Ripans Tabules help to keep the system in perfect order and strengthen the nerves is testified to by a prominent school teacher in Philadelphia, who says: "I have been teaching the Ninth Grade in the George M. Wharton School for the past eight years, and it is a hard matter to comprehend what a task-1 have every season when I get in a new set of pupils from the lower sections. You see it requires great patience and assiduity to discipline and educate boys, and the task is a very arduous one. Especially is this the case d unng the examinations, when the work is very exacting and the drain on the system extensive. From leaning over my books and marking up papers for five or six hours at a time I get a headache and my entire system gets shattered, but a Ripans Tabule always straightens me up, and next morning I am ready for the task over again, feeling as fresh as ever from the effects of the magic Tabule taken on the previous night. 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An InnUu.l.U' fcolo. lint SpriuS B.Kliclno. Ko matter whaTl the nmttw, one will do you (rood, t me alresrouec acute wtllrmult if ilinx-OonsarefoUowed. T(w STfyocnt prvlnyrr- ore not y to be had or all deslers, althouirh It la probable thai elmoS any druccist will obtain a supply wnm reques on byacMionvrtodoBoi but In any ease a alnaie dirton, eonlaininff t n tabulps. will bo sent, poa ajro mM. to any sunrrwn for live oonU In Maiare, forwarded lo the lllpans Chondral Co.. N"-Jf Fnru.-o sc., Kw York. Cntll tbo food. areUKir cnirblT it.'.roduco.i to the trade, anotaand ped dlers will h Bntnled fit a price whicawiu allow tbem a fair margin of profit, Tta. 1 doaen oar tonn frlO cento Vt man 45ceate. is doeeaflM cartons) for S.S9 by mall for $4. St. 5jrroaaf7 . cnnonai for afija. 86 rmaa tS.sno eartooa) for a 1 00. Cash with the order In erery oaoo. aad treig-ht or express eiianiee at the buyers coat CRAIG FOR I897 Craig's Common School Questions and Answer Book is enlarged by the addition ol 32 pages of new mat ter. Kealizing, moreover, that teach ers demand that a Question Book shall be up to the limes, jnrticularly in Hist ry and Geography, this work has been revised to 1897. So tbat tha New Ckaio. contains over 8500 Ques tions and Answers on the different branches of study, a Tranced as follows: U S. ntslory. Ceography. ReadlnR. riiyic'il fteoigritphy. tirKtumnr. Letter Writlar UrthoKnipnv. Ortbiepy ana rhonoloay. Written Arithmetic. Tn-ory and Practlaj of 1 1 aching. A'eohol and Tobacco, civil Government, r-hyaloioRy, Anatomy, and Hygiene NhiuisI rtailosoptay. Tartloiplcs and Inllnitivei msilw easy. Writing, Alfc-ebin. Te-tl'r b'emsln Alffebrj, l'arliaim-ntnry Kulr The Questions in each department are numbered, and like numbers are given to tha Answers in correspondlne depart iient roak n n everv queitiou and answer quickly avail able when time is pressing. i'ricc, $1.50 The above book will be sent post free to any address, upon receipt of rrice. MORW1TZ &CO., 612 and 614 Chestnut Street. Philadelphia lost I FOR FIFTY YEARS 1 I MRS. WINSLOWS SOOTHING SYRUP , has bwn usrd hy mllllonnof mothers for ttatr i 4'h.ldrvn w;,UeTwhlnp for over Fifty Yuit It hIi tin- ihlll, boftenft the puiii. ailst) 1 all t-afn. cure wind collo, and Is the beat tt.-n.tMv rnr nirrn-a. Twenty-five Onts m Hatfle. OMOEB CURED AT HOME mid stamp tot .--. Dr. J. D. llAKfuo QUaa nke Rui..Ilii, Cloi-lutiMtl, Obta. f ATtPfl no be iwtwI1 wtt st out their knowiMg by Anti-Jag th inarvetona cur fitr tba drink heLi.. 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