IfiiiSa m. r. hohweier, THE CONSTITUTION THE UNION AND THE ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAWH. VOI . LI. MIFFLINTOWN. JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. MAY 2G. 1897. NO. 24 CHAPTER XIX-Continued.) "Who is dead? And who ia married?" Hester demands, with fierce impatience, clutching his coat sleeve. "Are you mar ried?" "Yea, I am married. Hettie, he an swers, trying to amile, and fairly quilling at the look of rage and acorn, hate and despair. Id the rigid face that at area at Mm. "I am married, mother, and this ia my wife," he aaya, trying again to amile and not to notice Hettle, who ha a ahrank back against the arm of the sofa, and to introduce Muriel easily and gracefully, and finding all three efforts utterly and equally Impossible. "Your wife. Eric!" hie mother repeats, breathless with surprise. "You will par don my aatonlshment, I hope, my dear," ahe adda, courteously, addressing Muriel; "but Eric haa kept bla marriage a secret" this very primly and coldly "otherwise I ahould hare been pleaaed to welcome you as I ahould wish." "We have only been married a week, mother, Eric Interposes stiffly, watching the cool preaaure of the hand with which hla mother receives her daughter-in-law, 'and It ia not my fault," he adds resent fully, "that you have not been made fully aware two days ago of my marriage with Muriel O'Hara." "Indeed!" Mrs. Llewellyn aaya. with a fresh accession of surprise, and an arch ing of the eyebrows, and lowering of the eyelida and the corners of the lipa, which betoken that the enlightenment is not a pleasant one. She knowa now that her sou's bride is very poor and very young a soon as ahe hears distinctly who she is the sinter of Eric's Irish friend. Cap tain O'Hara. "I am ao sorry to have come on you as a aurprise. It i very unfortunate," Mu riel says, smiling coldly as she addresses her, for she reads the eldest lady's thoughts correctly enough. Indeed, ahe perceives quite clearly that both ladies are astonished and disappointed. "It ia very unfortunate and unpleasant for you!" Hester retorta, with a shrill laugh. "If we had had the least idea of the pleasure Eric was preparing for n we should have had our countenancea in better order! Shouldn't we, auntie?' And she remains staring with a set smile on her lips and that mcrcileaa glare in her eyea at Muriel's fair face, which she is glad to see haa winced at the veiled tauut lu ber speech, . "It has been a aurprise indeed we had do Idea. I am are 8r jsaajerstoe thai Eric so surprised " Mrs. Lrewellyu, senior, aaya nervously, and in a fragment ary speech, which Muriel decisively cuts short. "Don't you think," she says, addressing Eric, but speaking quite clearly and calm ly, with the slightest of those cold little scornful smiles he is beginning to know so well, "don't you think if I were to go away, back to our rooms In New Caven dish street for an hour or ao, while you ex plain matters, it would be more agreeable to every one? I think I shall certainly be de trop," Muriel aaya, with an airy little laugh, "while you are relating why and wherefore you married me." "You cannot be de trop where I am, Muriel!" Eric says, sternly, but with a look of passionate fondness and an under tone of reproach and tenderness that al most overwhelms all the composure and coldness of the poor little aching heart " that leape up in answering love ana grati tude to his protecting authority; and at the look and tone Heater Stapleton's vengeful eves and falae-amiling lipa turn their baleful regard on him. She sees and kuowa that Eric dearly loves this ntrane. r girl whom he has married. "You jade," ahe aaya, volcelessly, to the demons that are warring within her. "If I wasu't afraid of being hanged I ahould wring that white neck of yours that tempted him!" CHAPTER XX. "Well, we have a bit of news for you," Miss Hettie begins, archly, aa they ait at the tea table, and Eric knowa by the lines around her mouth that her news Is sure to be flavored with malice. "You are not the only one to give us surprises, Eric! Edith ia home again with us!" "Home again with you?" he says, sharp ly and suddenly, and his eyes involunta rily and awiftly glance about the room "What do you mean?" He speaks roughly "nd angrily In his agitation, and Muriel w ho has looked up inquiringly at the mention of "Edith " whose very name and existence ttre alike unknown to her hitherto averta her eye. Inatantly, frightened and shocked to dis cover that Eric Llewellyn can speak in that tone. And Hester Stapleton sees the startled fear in the girl-bride's face, and resolves to punish Eric to the uttermost. Don't eat me. Eric, dear!" she says, mildly reproachful. "I mean just what I say Edith Cameron la home again with ua ' No. not here. She ia staying with aome friends of her own in Brighton." "And la her engagement broken off be asks alowly. . . "Well yes, I believe the marnaje if put off,' Eric." his mother saya briefly, darting an uneasy glance at Muriel, who crimsons with a sudden sense of st ffoca tion and dixzinesa that cornea over aer. "How did it happen, then, that Edith changed her mind?" Eric Llewellyn a.k quietly. "Goodness gracious, Eric! Don't ask me!" Hettie saya mirthfully. "You know more about Edith'a mind, and her reasons or no reasons for altering it, and making It up, and unmaking it, than anybody else. I should say." "Of her flirtatione and ambitioua co quetry, and love of admiration, you mean. I auppose?" be aaya, pushing bis chair away as he notices something in Muriel attitude and the rigid look of the profile of the fair face that ia turned away a little. He moves away to the fire after placing a chair for his young wife, whom nobody else seems to notice, and who takes it in silence with a wan little amile of noliteness on her face, aa she affects ao -fv calm ana very rouru", -moves u.e tootstooi lor ner mouier-m-law'a feet, and then site gaiiug at the blazing f.re with a dreadful look on her young face the forlorn look of a heart broken child with an odd, piteooa quiver la her pale lipa. but with tearless eyea. "We are under ordera for the Cape, mother. Do you know?" he aska, leaning on the mantel ahelf and trying to see Mu riel's expression distinctly. "On the TtD of January. My leave doea not expire un til the 28th; but I think .fil going out with the troops, unless Muriei would li'ie to stay in England longer? He puts his senteuce In the form of a question, but she hardly hears or under stands In the tumult of misery that la rakiug her breast. "Oh. Eric, going to lose yon again T his mother aaya, bewailingly. "I thought you were not going until late in the Iriug. you said! I quite understood yon were not going for another three months!" "I could get extension of leave. I dare say." he says, looking at Muriel still; "but I thought Muriel would be better a-ay from everything In a new life." She looks up at him then, with no pleas ure or eagerness, only fear and dismay In her distended eyes. "She is going with you, of coorset" the mother saya, heaving a algh. "How do you like that, Mrs. Llewellyn? "I don't like it at all!" Muriel aaya. rle Ing from her chair with a sort of terror and defiance in her face aa ahe gazea at Eric "I did not know you were going out of England! Yon did not tell me!" ahe says, with an irrepressible outburst of reproach in her tones and her flashing eyes. "I thought bad newa waa told soon enough, Muriel." Eric saya, soothingly, confounded at thia scene. For, aa his feelings have altered within the last hour to the extent of making him earnestly desire her society, which he had meant to forsake, be forgets that hers may have al tered in another way. "I should much prefer to stay at home," she answers, sharply, with panting breath, and old Mrs. Llewellyn coughs dryly. "Very good, my dear, we will arrange that you ahall atay at home," Eric says, -urtly. CHAPTER XXI. In utter ailence Eric Llewellyn and Mu riel walk back to their room. In New Cavendish street, and while each one is siieechless In deep and painful musing, the fire of anger and grief burns flerce and high In the hearts of each. She has deeply offended his pride and wounded his passionate love for her. He haa aroused a very teniest of jealous angnish and de spair in her girlish, undisciplined heart. - "I know now why you married me!" exclaims Muriel as soon aa they euter the sitting room. "I know now! I could not imagine why you decided on marrying me aa aoon aa you aaw me. why 70a Insisted on such a hasty, hurried marriage, even while Miles was dying." "If you Imagine beyond the truth, so much the worse for yon," Eric answers. "I wanted to marry you because I loved you." "So. but because you wanted to be re venged on Edith Cameron, whose lover you were," Muriel retorta. - "You are speaking unkindly, discourte ously and untruthfully, Muriel. I repeat. I married you because I loved you enough to hope you could fill my heart entirely. nd. by your love entirely blot out thi memory of another woman'a falseness. Recollect. I have a longer past than you. who are only In your girlhood; and you ran hardly Imagine that a man'a life be fore his marriage is like a woman'a." "I want to know nothing of your past," poor Muriel saya, illogical as every wom an, when her heart's deepest feelings are concerned, always ia; "I only know that yon loved that other woman, and not me, and yon married me hastily, and now ahe la free and you are not, and for myself. I can only wish I waa dead and buried with my brother!" "Hu.hr' Erie aaya, sternly, stamping his foot in his agitation. "How dare you say such a wicked thing! Please to re member before yon hurl accusations of falsehood, cruelty and treachery in the unmeasured terms you have been using." he saya sternly, with a darkened brow, "that I have done you no wrong beyond not informing you of a certain story of my pnst life with which you have no concern whatever, lou marnea me to serve your awn ends," he continues, and the galling, torturing belief be shrinks from, and yet cannot get rid of, is like Hercules' poi soned tunic to him. "You deceived me with pretenses of the utmost maidenly pride and unwillingness, to enhance the value of your consent, when all the time you meant and Intended that I ahould be your husband, and had plotted Indeed be forehand to bring things to the desired issue. This is a discovery which a man 'ike me finds it hard to forgive." "You say I 'plotted?" " Muriel aska, and .-here is an ominous quiet in her tones. "With whom did I plot? There are usu ally two in a plot." "Not necessarily," anawers Eric curtly. "And I deceived you with "pretense of the utmost maidenly pride and unwilling ness, to enhance the value of my con eut,' " Muriel saya, repeating hla words exactly to order, "'when all the time 1 meant and intended that yon ahould be oiy husband?' " "Yea, you did," Eric aaya fiercely, "and it waa base and false of you." "Of me and my brother Miles? she jnestions, still as calmly aa ever. "Yon tare evidently been well informed by an neniy and an eavesdropper of confidential ,-onversatlons between Miles and myaelf, h I know all you muat have heard, and 1 inow now when yon heard it it ia all ;luin and clear to me now: and I know, 00, that there was not even then so much iking or loyalty to your dead friend who oved you as a brother, to make you be ieve the best, and not the worst of him iud of me. And you may, and you shall, 'or any word I ahall ever utter!" Muriel lays abandoning the control ahe haa kept ver' herself for so long. "My darling brother wronged you ao rar mat it was the wish of hia life that you ahould marry bis sister, and I promised obedience to hia wlshee, with the reserve of disliking you when I met yon. And he died happy be cause he thought we were both happy, and did not dream how foul a wrong he had done to your honor and pride, and how fatal a bar he had helped to place between you and the lady who waa wor thy of your lova and esteem! So now, as we know each other's minds ao well," aha goea on, with the aama reckless amile, "nothing more need be said, or explained, or hoped, or feared and It la much the bet ter way; and as aa It ia Impossible, of that we could continue to live j together, yon will not think of my going with you to the Cape or anywhere elser "It la a matter entirely for your own decision, Mrs. Llewellyn," Eric answers, with a frigid amile and a alight bow, to conceal by sarcasm hla real feelings. And then they retired to their respec tive room to dreaa iot dinner, though the iron bonds of polite conventionalities are aa iralllnv fnttoM A 1.1 l. . - of each, and they come down to the din- uoi -me amner of herbs." to the newly married lovers, for Jealous mis understanding and proud misery are the vis-a-vis of the bridegroom and the bride CHAPTER XXII. The "ten days or so" to which Major Llewellyn has alluded aa the probable time of hia atay have dwindled down to three; and on thia evening the third be fore he .ail. from Southampton m-ith the detachment for the Cape be and Muriel are going down to Danefield Priory to a dinner party. It is forty miles from London, certainly, but they intend returning to town by the ten o'clock express the same night. Murnel enters the Danefield drawing room with the tips of her fingers touching Erie's arm, cold, and fair, and aelf-poa-aeaaed aa the haughtleat married belle of a London aeaaon. She is naturally grace ful, naturally well-bred, thia Irish coun try girl, and aa ahe bpwa to one and an other aa they are Introduced to her by her mother-in-law, or by Eric, people are a good deal amased to see In the girlish bride of Major Llewellyn's romantic mar riage respecting which clever Miaa Het tie Stapleton has set a dozen rumors afloat thia lovely creature who haa the grace of a yonng princess. But all at once, Muriel hears a name uttered that sends all the blood to her heart with a rush, and her feet teem rooted to the floor, and all the faces around her seem to fade away In mist, leaving one only one which photograph itself on her brain, as her eyes blaze with a Jealous fire on the face of her rival. Her fingers clench themselves involuntarily on Eric's arm with a grip of which she ia all unconscious, but of wiich he is quite cog nizant, as well aa of the cause, and it in creases his embarrassment tenfold as he introduces them. "Muriel, this Is my cousin," he empha sizes these laat two worda "Miaa Cam eron. Edith, thia la my wife." And Muriel, with a chill sickness ot jealous despair gathering over her spirit, perceives, in a moment, in Edith Cam eron the moat beautiful woman ahe has ever seen. "I waa so glad to hear of your marriage, Eric," ahe aaya, in a scarcely lowered tone, while ahe plays with her fan; "ouly yon needn't have taken ua all by surprise, need he, Muriel? May I call you Muriel?" "You may," Muriel says, very coldly, and the smiling radiance of the bright co quette's face fades a little. And then the evening goes on and the dinner is over, and there is music, and Hester Stapleton sings well. as ahe does everything, in a cultivated contralto voice song after song, until she absorb, moat of the Interest of the evening. Not once for the rest of the evening Joes Eric address hia wife beyond the briefest question on their journey back to town: and then the next day he Is out from morning until night, and on the next his mother and cousins come up to take their leave of him, as he la to travel down to Southampton by the night express. And the evening cornea, and Muriel's last chance la gone. Hr last hour with her husband haa coma, dwindling down minute by minute to the moment of part ing. Parting for years, "for evermore" perhaps. She and Eric, ner wedded lover, her one only love, ber only hope 00 earth, and they are alienated; they will part a t ranger, amidst the group of strangers- part aud say, "Adieu for evermore!" (To be continued.) Ohsaaoey Depew'a Newest Story. Some of the bet stories that are told at Lotoa Club dinners reach ouly the small audience that gathers In the cafe downstairs, after the toasts have been spoken to, for a more Informal enter tainment as a conclusion. To such an audience a few evenings ago Dr. De pew. In speaking of the many requests that he received for passes, said: "A man whom I bare not seen since we were boys together called on me this morning and Introduced himself. He looked rather seedy, and he told me he wasn't prosperous. We talked about the days when we were boys together, and the little red schoolhouse, and bow the years bad dealt with each of us. 'I am glad to see you are getting along nicely, Chauneey,' he said. Thank you,' I re plied, 'and how have you prospered? 'I have not prospered at all,' he said, wip ing a tear from the corner of his eye; 'but I am on the eve of success If yon will give me a little aid. 'What can I do for you? " 'Well, Chauneey, I want a pass to Wapplnger'8 Falls.' " 'What are you going to do there to bring you success Y I asked. " 'I'm going to deliver a lecture. It's a good lecture, and it will bring me fame and money.' " 'And what are yon going to lecture about? I asked. " 'I'll tell you, Chauneey, after I get the pass.' "I wanted to aid my old friend, and I had a pass made out for blm. Giving it to him, I said with some curiosity: " 'Now, John, what is the subject of this lecture of yours?' "John braced up, threw back his shoulders, and proudly answered: " 'I am going to lecture on how to make money. "New York Sun. When an old man was asked how he aad attained to an old age so serene and lovely, he said: "I have never re Jolced at any evil which happened to vi v neighbor." Portland, Me., claims a cat able to say "papa" and "mamma." More than one-third of Great Britain U owned ly member of the House of Lords. It is estimated that 2,(hm),ihm tons of pure silver are held iu solution by all the waters ol tne eai in Two bites into an apple picked up in a store cost a resident of I ortlun.l, Me three front teeth. A French florist has offered 1200 to any one who cau produce a pluut which will yield blue roses. A doctor savs that probably half the deafness prevalent at the present time is the result of children having their ears boxed. Within the last fifty years the rate of speed of ocean steamers has trebled, and the usual horse power increased from 700 to 10,000. Philadelphia has a greater mileace of electric railways than the whole 01 tier many, according to the Electrical World A well known artist declares that in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred the left side of the human face is the more perfect in outline. One of Edison's latest patents is a two pointed receiver for the phonograph, which will give two records at once from the same cylinder. In the deserts of Arizona there is a spe cies of woodpecker which necks the tele graph poles to pieces. The bird hears the humming sonnet and imagines that insects! are beneath the surface. j 1 ,a(XPCiaxxxxocKxaocKjr i o-THE OTHER BOX.- A; well-brought-up boy learus at a very early age mat practical lokes are dangerous things. Sometimes be learns it at his mother's knee, sometimes on his father's face down. Otherwise he receives physical demonstration from a bigger boy. From which it would appear that the youngsters gazetted to the Irrepressi bles were not well brought up. At all events, they had the reputation of be ing the most rowdy crew In the army list. Now, In India, a reputation is ouly gained by being deserved. And It was in a bill-station that the subalterns ot the Irrepressibles reached the loftiest pinnacle of their folly. The affair was hushed np afterward, for the honor of the regiment, as such things should be. The Irrepressibles were unlucky In their quarters that year. They were fixed on the plains at a time when there was nothing to do, no game, no society, no anything. In a case like that they were thrown back on themselves, and the result was unfortunate. Men's tem pers began to give way uuder the strain, aud. from the commanding ollicei down to the smallest boy capable of beating a drum, there was not one who did not curse the hour he was born at least seven times a day. The trouble came. It all arose out of the Junior Subaltern going out fishing one day, or out of the fact that he caught nothing. Coming back, bow ever, he must needs run across a cobra, which, with bis usual foolliardin8, he duly forked and transferred alivs aud wriggling into his creel. Tlieuce, on arrival at quarters, it was removed to a perforated box and tenderly fed. Two of the subalterns began to de velop a most astonishing degree of ha tred the one for the other. They wer two men sufficiently alike In cbaractei and capabilities to be either the firmest of friends or the bitterest of enemies As a matter of choice they were the latter. Jealousy was at the bottom ol the trouble, no doubt. In the natural order of things, this little feeling didn't make life any the pleasanter for tint rest. At first It was treated as a wel come diversion, and for a time the oth er youngsters used to take an artistic pleasure In fanning the quarrel, fore most being the Junior Subaltern. What was originally a variation of the monotony of life, however, soon came to be a nuisance, and the Irrepres sibles began to feel very sick. Then they got to wishing that one or both of the men would die. This Is not a nice sentiment to entertain toward any man, especially if he Is a brother-officer. But, moat of all, each of the men wished that the other would go out, and this was even worse. At last matters came to a head. The two subalterns had a regular row one nlgbt after mess. They would have come to blows if It hadn't beeu for the Interference of the older men. There were six men present, all subalterns except one, and it would have been bet ter If they had let the two fight it out then and there. Probably the dllliculty might hare been settled finally. But peace was patched up for about three days, aud then they broke out worse than ever, aud said things that half a century ago would have led to pistols next morning. In the meantime, the Junior Subaltern and four other Imps of mischief bad matured a plan by which they hoped to fix up the matter ouce for all. And In this plan, natural ly enough, the snake took some part. It was a grim enough practical joke at the best, and they ought to have ios sessed more sense between the five of them tbun to think of such a thing. The idea was nothing more or less than to projiose to the two men to spend a night together, and with the cobra, in a disused room in quarters. They were to tie locked in and left to settle the matter among themselves duriug the night, and in the morning the rest of the party would release the survivors. If any. Of course there was no thought, -even for a moment, of let ting loose the corba In that way, but as the Junior Subaltern said: "It won't do them any barm to think it out, nud perhaps with reflection will come an Increase of wisdom." While the two men were still in the heat of anger, the Junior Subaltern pro pounded to them his Idea of settling their difficulty by means of the snake. The affair being thus decided, a dis used room was chosen as the scene of the ordeal, and was hastily cleared of what furniture was in It. This being done, the two men, who had not changed color during the scene, were stationed at opposite corners of the room, propped up In silting positions. with a clear space between them of something like fifteen feet. All preliminaries having been ar ranged, the boy brought In the fatal box and deposited it In the center of the room. In such a manner that the lid should open sideways. Here again hi ingenuity came into play. It was ob vious that the box must be opened when all except the principals were outside the door. Luckily, the box had a sliding lid, and the Junior Subaltern was able to arrange It so that, by at taching a piece of string, any one standing outside the door would be able to slide back the lid and so release the presumed occupant of the box. During all those arrangements the five conspirators had felt very serious. They began to realize that It was rather a grim joke they were having, and it is probable That the two men who weren't behind tbe scenes, who each doubted whether he might be alive In the morning, were less nervous. Bnt then thev were atill verv anirrv. nd hadn't had time yet to think out all the details At last all' the arrangements had been settled with due exactness. The Junior Subaltern had been an uncon- tcionable Use vavrk. It la probable that he was getting very sick of bis hoax, and would have been glad enough to show it up if anyone bad given him the lead. After all, he knew that there was an ugly aide to the farce, and as bis first boyish enthusiasm died away be wanted to throw the thing up. But no one helped him out of It, and for very shame he could scarcely give him self away. Besides, the two principals wouldn't have thanked blm. Nothing more remained to be dona. There was solemn enough leave-taking on all sides as the five youngsters filed out of the room and locked the door, leaving the two men In their corners and the box In the center of the room. For a moment or two tbe five stood in silence out in the passage, the Junior Subaltern holding the end of tbe string . and shaking like an aspen leaf with suppressed exciietneuu lora ue bkti It a sharp tug, and they could hear the box-lid sliding back until It dropped to the floor with a slight smack. It was a bushed and rather conscience-stricken band that dispersed to the various rooms in quarters, and the hours of that night hung heavily. It is a fact that the five youngsters did not average an hour of sleep between them. This was proved by the alacrity with which they all turned out at tbe first break of dawn, and assembled, shiver ing and drawn-looking and haggard, reaily to go and release their voluntary prisoners. They were. In fact, so disturbed that they took no notice of tbe Senior Cap tain, who, for some reason best known to himself, had turned out, too, and fol lowed them as they trod softly along to tbe door of the disused room. He was still unnoticed as they reached It, and there made a marked halt; and hla curiosity to see their little game pre vented niui from announcing himself. They stood for a moment In breathless silence, showing a strange, sudden dis inclination to stir. Then, as was the case the night be fore, tbe Junior Subaltern took the lead. There was a faint murmur as he turned the key in the lock and stepped boldly iuto the room tbe rest following In a crowd. Tbe Senior Captain stood for a moment outside, wondering and trying to make out what It all meant. But a sudden, stifled cry caused him to step quickly after them. lie was a man who bad been In sev eral actions. He had seen men killed uuder all sorts of ghastly circum stances. He had commanded burial parties sent out offer the Afghan wo men had been at their devilish work, and bad seen sights that, hardened as he was. had made him feel sick and full of horror. But those scenes were In no way comparable with what met his eyes as he entered the room behind his Juniors. The two men were no longer propped up in the position in which they bad been left. Their swollen, distorted bodies were huddled on the floor In at titudes that showed the awful manner In which they bad met their doom. But the figures, almost grotesque In tbe contortions which had attended the last death agony, were as nothing. In each case the face was upturned, livid, with distended cheeks and crack ed skin, with flecks of blood oozing from mouth and nose, and with eyes widely open and a fear and horror In them past all description. It was not so much tbe physical agony as the ex pression of terror In the fixed faces that rendered these corpses so dreadful to contemplate. Yet the two men, while alive, were as brave, with all their faults, as any men should be. As he looked In, the Captain was glued to the ground by the nameless horror of that death-stare. He seemed forgetful of his companions, of where he was, all bis faculties concentrated on the two huddled masses on the Bo jr. A ghastly Incident aroused htm. The Junior Subaltern burst Into a laugh, faint at first, and then swelling into peal after peal of uproarious mirth. "Ha! ha!" he shouted, reeling from foot to foot, and holding his shaking sides. "Look at them! Don't they sham well? Aren't they first-rate ac tors?" The Senior Captain stepped up to him, and laid a hand rouguly on his shoulder. Then the boy turned, and they could all see In his eyes that he was mad. But the touch had quieted him. "They act beautifully, don't they?" he whispered confidentially to bis senior officer. "I wonder when they first found out the Joke." "What do you mean? asked the other, soothingly. "Mean?" the maniac replied. "Why, don't you see? I had two boxes just alike, and I put the empty box in here. The snake is still in my own room. It seemed something like a grim con tradiction that, almost at the same mo mot, a flat, spectacled head reared Itself under one of the bodies, and two baleful eyes surveyed the awe-struck group. San Fraii4aco Argonaut. His Ruling Passion. A nold Lancashire miller, noted for his keenness in matters financial, was once In a boat trying his best to get across the stream which drove his mill. The stream was flooded, and he was taken past the point at which he want ed to land, while farther on, misfor tune still further overtook him. to tbe extent that the boat got upset. His wife, realizing the danger be was In, ran frantically along tbe side of the . ateamer crying for help In - pitiful ' voloe. when- to ner neer amazement, ne was ndclenly brought to a atand- atlU by her husband yelling out: "If m drowned. Mo"y. dnnnot forget that our, "P tw nUUn aackl"- Xli-BIt CAPTURING AN EAGLE. A Isnag Bird Caught tar at Pet la Foatlera Arizona. In St. Nicholas. Wolcott Le Cleat Beard writes of "Moses: A Tame Ea gle," cue of his pets while be was en gaged la engineering in southern Ari zona. Mr, Beard gives the following account of its capture: I saw on the rounded top of one ot the giant cacti with which these des erts are thickly studded an eagle the like of which, though familiar with thai fowls of that region, I had never before seen; and I may here add that we nev er did with any certainty discover the species to which she belonged. I rode near to get a better view, but she de sired no closer acquaintance; for, aftel unfolding her wings once or twice In s hesitating sort of manner as I ap proached, she finally spread them and flew heavll7 away, a couple of pistol shots from the wagon having only tha effect of Increasing her speed. The cac tus on which she had beeu resting wat a very fair sample of tbe largest vari ety Iil tbe world of that Interesting plant Of the thickness of a man'a body. It rose straight from the ground, a beautiful fluted column of vivid apple-green, to a height of twenty-flva feet, where a cluster of branches near ly as thick as the parent stem grew out from It and turned upward, while the main trunk, without a bend, rose several feet higher. Between two of these branches and the trunk there was built a nest of good-sized sticks, about twice as large as a bushel basket; and on this my eyes happened to be resting when the noise of the shots brought above its edge a little head covered with grayish-yellow fuzz, out of which peered two big round eyes with an air of anxious Inquiry. In that desert country, far from rail ways and towns, we led rather dull lives; so the several pets we possessed in the big permanent camp miles away served In no small measure to amuse us; and to these we wished to add out young friend of tbe cactus. But how to get him down was a problem. Somebody suggested that a volun teer climb the cactus, but no one thrust himself forward to do so. The Spanish name by which It Is known is Sujuarro, which, put Into English, means "that which scratches;" aud as the spines which thickly cover the outer edges of the ridges are from one to four luches long, and as sharp as needles. It will be seen that the name gives a good ides of that plant. We did not like to cut It down, fof fear the fall might Injure the fledglingj but after some debate no better method presented itself, so the town axuien set to work. As the first blows made tbs green shaft tremble, the head appeared once more, trying, with an expression of concern, to see what was going on below; but this the thick sides of the nest prevented. Then It looked at me and said. "Jark!" This was the first remark "Moses" ever made to us, and there was no time for more then; for the axes had eaten through the pulpy mass, which now began to bend to its fall. As the nest tilted we could see the thick body belonging to the head, with two big claws clutching wildly, while the weak, featherless wings flapped madly in an Instinctive effort to support their owner. The cactus came down with a crash, and running up we looked for our bird; but ouly a little gray down was visible, with one leg helplessly extended fsom under a big branch which, broken by the shock, had fallen across and almost hid him. We feared he was killed; but when, by means of an ax-head booked around tbe prickly stuff. It was pulled aside, he gathered himself together, quite unhurt, and then, surveying the strange beings who surrounded him, made up his mind to them with that philosophy we later learned to be one of his traits, and opening his great mouth to Its fullest extent, hinted that he was hungry and wanted something to eat. He Wanted Little. Representative Ellis, of Oregon, had an amusing visitor at the Capitol the other day. A young man from Eastern Ohio called to see tbe Representative, and after sending in a picturesque lit tle card managed to corner Mr. Ellis in the lobby, says the Washington Star. "What can I do for you to-day?" said Mr. Ellis, smilingly. "Mr. Ellis," said he, "I've come a good distance to see you and ask a small favor; my family is well con nected In Ohio; we are friends of Maj. McKinley and personally acquainted with Mr. Hanna," proceeded tbe young man, with a serious air about him, which aroused Mr. Ellis' curiosity. "Now, I thought that as I am anxious to go to Oregon to begin building up my own fortunes I would ask for a helping hand. "I will help you all I can," said Mt, Ellis. "Well," said the Ohloan, "I thought perhaps you would recommend me for the postmastership at either Portland or Astoria, which are la your district, as a starter. I think I could make out with such a start." Mr. Ellis' mouth opened at least two Inches, his eyes watered, he put hia hands across his head In a bridge fash- Ion and looked at the young man for fully five minutes without uttering a syllable, so great was his amazement, and tbe young man walked off won dering at Mr. Ellis' silence. Mr. Ellis' district contains but two postmasterships of great prominence In the State, and tbey are Portland and ( Astoria, and tbe scramble of his con 1 stituents after the places is something terrific when there is a vacancy at either; In fact, coupled with the Ohlo an's request, was more than he could stand, and be was too dumfounded to alk. The Old Brote. "I Just hate that old Mr. Browne,' said tbe Newest Girt, "Really?" "Really. We girls are going In for hunting, you know, and when I told him how I had killed a dozen birds he only said, Oh, that wasn't so bad, but I've got a dog that killed thirty rats In thirty minutes.' Hateful old fogyr Cincinnati Enquirer. Tailing coal killed A dan Pitroskle at the Neilaon shaft. Shamckia. 111:1'. ins. muni'. The Em'nent D vine's fun Jay Discours . Sermii That Mostly Concern. Thl. Life, Yet Spiritual ami Phynlca.1 Condition. Arj Largely ltendent ITpon Each Other A Warning Against liaipatttm. Text: "Till a dart strikes through his Proverbs vii., 23. liver." Holomon's anatomieal and physiological Usjoveries were so very great that he vu nearly 3000 year ahead of the scientist. of hi day. H, nmrrt than 1000 years before Christ, seemed to know a'mut the circula tion of tbe lilood, which Harvey discovered loltf years after (JurLst, for when Solomon in Eecleniasteit, describing the human body. speakH of the pitcher at the fountain he evidently uieana the three canals leading from the heart that receive the blood like pitcher. When he ppeak.- in Eeclesiastes of the silver cord of life, he evidently means the spinal marrow, about which iu our day L)r. Mayo and Carpenter and DaltoS anil Flint aud lirown-Sequard have experiment ed. Aud Solomon recorded in the iiible, thousands of years before scientists discov ered it. that in his time the spinal cord re laxed iu old age, producing the tremors of hand and head, "or the silver cord be loosed." In the text he reveal." the fact that he had Studied that largest gland of the human system, the liver, not by the electric liht of the modern disserting room, but by the dim light of a comparatively dark age, uud yet had seen its important functions iu the Uod built castle of the human body, its se lecting and secrctiug power, its curious cells, its elongated branching tubes, a di vine workmanship in central and right and left lote aud the hepatic artery through which flow the crimson tides. Oh, this vital organ is like tbe eye of Uod iu that it never sleeps! Solomon knew of it and had noticed either iu vivisection or post mortem what awful attacks sin and dissipation make upon it, until the Hat of Almighty Ood bids the body aud soul separate, and the one it commends to the grave aud the other it sends to judgment. A javelin of retribu tion, not glauciug off or making a slight wound, but piercing It from side to side "till a dart strike through hi liver." Galen and Hippocrates ascribe to the liver the most of the world's moral depres sion, and the word melancholy means black bile. I preach to you the gospel of health. In taking a diagnosis of disease of the soul you must also take a diagnosis of diseases of the body. As if to recognize this, one whole book of the New Testament was written by a physician. Luke was a medical doctor, and he discourses much of the physical conditions, and he tells of the good Samaritan's medication of the wounds by pouring iu oil and wine, and recoguizes hunger as a hiudrance to hear ing the gospel, so that the 500(1 were fed. He also records the sparse diet of the prodigal away from home and the extin guished eyesight of the beggar by the way side, aud lets us know of the hemorrhage of the wounds of the dying Christ and the miraculous post mortem resuscitation. Any estimate ol the spiritual condition that does not include also the physical condition is incomplete. When the doorkeeper of Congress fell dead from excessive joy heeaus' liurioyue had surrendered at Saratoga, aud i'hilip V., of Spain, dropped dead at the news of his country s defeat iu battle, and Caroinal Wolsey faded away as the result of Henry VLXl.'s anathema, it was demonstrated that the body ami soul are Siamese twins, and when you thrill the one with joy or sorrow you thrill the other. We may as well recog nise the tremendous fact that there are two mighty fortresses iu the human body, the heart and the liver, the heart the fortress of the graces, tiie liver the fortress of the furies. You may have the head tilled witii all intellectualities, and the ear with all musical appreciation, and the mouth with all eloquence, and the hands with ail in dustries, ami the heart with all generosities aud yet "a dart strike through the liver." First, let Christian people avoid the mis take that tht-yare all wrong with io;l he cause they suiTer from depression of spirits. Many a consecrated man has found his spiritual sky befogged and his hope ol heaven blotted out and plunged chin deep in the slough of despond ami has said: "My heart is not right with (iod. and I think 1 must have made a mistake and in stead of being a child of light I am a child of darkness. No one can feel as gloomy as I feel ami be a Christian." And he ha gone to his master for consolation, and lie has collected Flavel s books and Cecil's books aud Baxters books anu read aud read and reaJ aud prayed and prayed and prayed aud wept and wept and wept and groaned and groaned aud groaned. My brother, your trouble is not with the heart; it Is a gastric disorder or a rebellion of the liver. You need a physician more than you do a clergyman. It is not sin thut blot out your nope of heaveu, but bile. It uot only yellows your eyeballs, and furs your tongue, and makes your head ache, but swoops upou your soul in dejections and forebodings, the devil is after you. He has failed to despoil your character, and he does the next best thing for him -he ruflles your peace of mind. When he says that you are not a forgiven soul, when he says you are not right with Clod, when be says that you will never get to heaven, he lies. If you are in Christ you arajust as sure of heaveu as though you were there already, liut satan,. finding that hecaunot keep you out of the promised land of Canaan, has determined that the spies shall not bring you any of the Eschol grapes be forehand, and that you shall have nothing but prickly pear and crabapple. You are Just as much a Christiun now under the cloud as you were when you were accus tomed to rise iu the morning at 5 o'clock to pray and sing "Halleluiah, 'tis done!" My friend. Rev. Dr. Joseph F. Jones, of Philadelphia, a translated spirit now, wrote a book entitled, "Man, Moral and Physi cal," in which he shows how different the same things may appear to different peo ple. He says: "After the great battle on the Mill' io in 1S59. between the French aud the Sardinians on the one side and the Aus trian on the other, so disastrous to the latter, the defeated army retreated, fol lowed by the victors. A description of the march of each army is given by two corre spondents of the London Times, one ol whom traveled with the successful host, the other with the defeated. The difference iu views and statements of the same place, scenes and events is remarkable. The for mer are said to be marching through a beautiful and luxuriant country during the day and at night encamping where they are supplied with an abundance of the best provisions and all sorts of rural dainties. There is nothing of war about the proceed ing except its stimulus aud excitement. On the side of the poor Austrians it is just the reverse. In his letter of the same date, describing the same places aud a march over the same road, the writer ean seareely And words to set forth the suffering, im patience and disgust existing around him. What was pleasant to the former was in tolerable to the latter. What made all this difference? asks the author. 'One condi tion ouly. Tbe French are victorious, the Austrians have been defeated.' " Ho, my dear brother, the road vou are I traveling is the same you have been travel ing a long while, but the diiTerenee in your pnysieai conditions makes it look uitlerent, and therefore the two reports you have Kiven of yourself are as widely dillerent as the reports in the London Times from the '.wo correspondents, tdwar.l I'ayson, some- itnes so I.'ii up on the mount that it seemed is if the centripetal lorce 01 earth could no longer hold him, sometimes through a physical disorder was so far down that it seemed as if the nether world would lutch him. I'oor William Cowper wasn most excellent Christian and will be lov? 1 in tha Christian church as long as it sing. its hymns beginning, "There is a fountain tilled witU blood," "Oh, for a closer walk sritii Go.l." "Wuat various hindrances w neet" an I "(iod uiove.i in a mysterious -av." Y'et wa-; he so overcome of melan rhoiy or bl i -k bile that it was only through he mistake of the ca'i driver who took him to a wronr plae, instead of the river bank, that ho did uot commit suicide. Spiritual condition so mightily affected by the physical state, what a great oppor tunity this gives to the Christian physician, he can feel at the same time both th luise ol the body and the pulse ot the soul, aud he can administer to both at once, and if medicine is needed he can give that, and if spiritual counsel is needed he eau giv that an earthly aud a divine prescription at the same time and cull on uot -ouly thn apothecary of earth, but the pharmacy of heaven. Ah, that is the kind of doc-tor I want at my bedside, one that cannot only count out the right number of drops, but who ean also pray. That is the kind of doctor I have had In my house when sick ness or death came. I do not want any of your profligate or atheistic doctors around my loved ones when the balances of life aro trembling. A doctor who has gone through the medical college and iu dissecting room has traversed the wouders of the human mechanism and fouud no God iu auy ot the labyrinths is a fool and cannot doctor me or mine, but, oh, the Christian doctors! What a comfort they have beeu in mauy of our households! Aud tbey ought to have a warm place in our prayers as well as praiw. on our tongues. Another pra.-tii'il use of this subject is for the young. The theory Is abroad that they must first sow their wild oats aud af terward Michigan wheat. Let me break the delusion. Wild oats are generally sown iu the liver, aud they ean never lie pulled up. They so preoccupy that orgau that there is no room for the implantation of a righteous crop. You see aged meu about us at eighty erect, agile, -splendid, graud old men. How much wild oats did they sow between eighteen years ana linnyr Noue, absolutely none. Uod does not very often houor with old age those who have in early life sacrificed swine on the altar ot the 'bodily temple. Keuicm!er, O young man, that, while in after life and after years of dissipation you may perhaps have your heart changed, religion does not change the liver. Trembling and stagger iug along these streets to-day are men. all bent and decayed aud prematurely old for the reason that they are paying for lines they put upon their physical estate before they were thirty. Hy early dissipation they put on their body a first mortgage and a second mortgage and a third mortgage to the devil, and tiles" mortgages are now be ing foreclosed, and all that remains of their earttiiy estate the undertaker will soon put out of sight. Many years ago, in fulfill ment of my text, a dart struck through their liver, aud it is there yet. God for gives, but outraged physical law never, never, uever. Solomon in my text knew what he was talking about, and he rises up on his throne of worldly splendor to shriek out a warning to all the centuries. Oh, my young brother, d ) not niakitho mistake that thousands ar mating iu opening the battle ag.tinst sia ti: late, for this world too late, and for tiiewrldt'i eo:ne too late! Whnt brings t;i:t express train from St. I.ouls into Jersey City three hours late? They lost fifteen miuutes early on the r 'ute, and that affected thm all tje way, and they hi 1 to be switched off her an d switched off ta.-r and detained hare an 1 d'-trtined there, a'ld t man w'.io lose. time a:iii str.mgth in tiie earlier part of the journey of life will yufTer for it a'l the way through, the first twenty yean of life dam aging the following llfty years. So.ne years ago a s -ientiti.- lee'.urjr weai. through the country exhibiting oj great canvas different parts of the human body when hvalthy and the sa:u:' parts when diseased. And what th world wints now is some eloquent scientist to go thrjugu th'- country, showing to our young people on blazing canvas the drunkard's liver, the idler's liver, the libertine's liver, the gambler's liver. T-riiaps tie spectacle might stop sjtir young man h:-fore ue co nes to the catastr j:ih an 1 the dart strides thrjugj his liver. My hearer, this is th.) llr.it s '.ruion you have heard on the gospel health, and it may be the last you will ev.;r hear on that subject, and I charge you in th.? name ot God and Carist an 1 usefulness and eternal d -stiny take better car of your health. When some of you die, if your friends put 011 your tombstone a truthful epitaph. It w-iil read, H:?re lies the victim of late sup pers," or it wiii be, "Behold what lobstez salad at midnight will d f r a man," or it will be, "Ten cigars a day c!o.ed my earth ly existence, " or it will be, "Thought I eouid do at seventy whit I di.l at twenty, and I am hare, ' or it will be, "Hera ii the consequence of sitting a luilf day with W9t f3Jt," or it will b, " T.iis i.; where I have sta'-Ued my harve.u of wild oats." or in stead of words the stone cutter will chisal for au epitaph 01 th- tombstone two 3rT ures namely, a dart and a liver. There is a uind of sickness that is beauti ful wnen it comes from overwork for God, or o.ie's country, or one's own family. 1 h.ive seen wounds that were glorious. I have seen an empty sleevs tnat wu mora beautiful than toe most mus-uiar firearm. I have seen a green shad-? over tne eye, shot out in battle, that was more beautiful than auy two eyes that had passed without in jury. I have se-jn an old missiona.y, worn out with th malaria of African jungleu. who looked to me more radiant than a rubi cund gymnast. I have 3 -en a mothar, aftei si weeks' watching over a fa-nily of chil dren down with scarlet f-?ver, with a glory around her pale and win fajj that sur-pa-oed the augelic. It ail depends on how you got your sickness and in wji: battle your wounds. If we must get sick and worn out, let it be in God's service aud in the eTort to .naka the world good. Not ia thsservi "! of sin. No, no! One of the most pathetic seenas that I ever witness, and I often see it, is that of men or women converted in the fifties or sixties or seventies wanting to be useful, but they so served th3 world and satan in the earlier part of their life that they have no physical energy left for the service of God. They sacrificed nerve., muscles, lungs, heart and liver on the wrong altar. They fought on tho wrong side, aud now. when thcirsword is all hack ed up and their ammunition ail gone, they, enlist for Emmanuel. When the higa 111 :t- tied cavalry hone, which that man spurred into many a cuvatry charge with cha ft -nig bit aud Hunting eye aud neck clothed with thunder, is worn out and spavined and ring boued and springhalt, lie rides up to the great Captain of our sal vation 011 the white horse and offers his services. When such persons might have been, through tile good hab its of a lifetime, crashing their battle-axa through the heimeted iuijuitied, they aro spending their days and nights U discuss ing the best way of curing their indiges tion, and quieting their jangling nerves, and rousing their laggard appetite, aud trying to extract the dart from their out raged liver. Better converted late than never. Oh, yes, for they will get to heaven, liut they will go afoot when they might have wheeled up the steep hills of the sky iu Elijah's chariot. There is an old hymn that we useil to sing iu the country meet ing house when I was a hoy, ami I remem ber how the "Id (oik-' voices trembled with emotion while they .-a-" it. I have for gotten all but two lines, but those lines ar the peroration of my sermon. 'Twill save us from a thousand suares To mind religion young. If a man lias kin it ii equivalent to having tuoubles. Hermetically sealed wine flasks have been found in l'ouieii. It betokens as great a soul to be capa ble of curing a fault, as to be incapable of o ininitting it. Rigid justice toward men is the great est injustice. Misfortune and imprudence are often twins. A dollar never buys much for a stingy man. A man's head is lus citadel, and his heart is his worst enemy lie has to fear. For with all our pretentions to en ligbtcnmcnt.are we uot now a talking.des ullory, rather than a meditative genera tion? Unless the heart first fcives, what tbe hand bestows is not a Rift. You cun argue a man out of bis opin ions, aud even out of his religion; but you cuu't out of the color of his necktie, or the squeeze of his boots. People ruth around on Monday as though they were avhanc-d of having beeu idle on Sunday. Every man must pay his own tuition in the school of exfK-rieuce. In proportion as man i-eis back tho spirit of manliness, which is sell-sacrifice, aficction, loyalty to an idea beyond himself, a Uod above himself, so far will he rise above circumstances, and wield thera at his will.