my afflte snrs'.i!rn Is unusually brl.zb. iv. .My I'urle Tobe and I are a i;ti the balcony wliich OT-t-ln;iii. fair Htrearo below. looks tin1 ornml witii iLe afternoon sun's las ray. It !. Siitk'h.v. In Sunday dre and holiday spirits crowds are hurrying to wards tin- bin xcurion steamers, pant ing aliin t ! s'.i'irc. How I ui. uul l:Ue to be one of them: I urn youtii: :md litniniy for pleasure, lint I'm!.' To'..- iloesu't undt-rstand. He du.'.sn't rai i'i r such amusement. "Iff UKt!cis w.isN' i f tinic," tn growls. 1 i.ii-iii I. M lilm it's just for the sake Of iUHU'l'l ilei-ptand only i!: inom y iii lie says foolisliiv. wlium fat of two in have sl:a 'r. too I'l.il-- that, !! . we coui'l : I'mlii-. but he wouldn't un !i;it. cither. He understand .iilf of lift-, earuius :li. - .' lit of one's brow, un-1 i . : i n.uMt y mustu't be fipeni 1 ii.-.. 'I'oiie U a biichelor, h.-i-i li.ir.leii.Nj with the care ..in. !. -;- ili.ldren. He might -.en ,,fl the burden, but he wjs ;. Minus, too honorable for ..a, the only relatlre to whoa tii n I. tin- duuzliter of his 1 I'hilii., his brother's stej'on. e i.i.rt- small, when he took n . two miviiU'Vous wiRhte, t :l k'MW litTle of sorrow. I sister. We Were Into his tin. for child:-, am sixteen irs ulil to-tlnv, and oauuol yet he serii.us and detuiire. Philip If nor iiii.i rrnahle even than I. When mi nr.- together we laugh and rhatter, so unreasonably loud. I'ncle Tobe says, that he is c..mjollcd to drire us from jls presence. 'Silly younirsrers! Wlist right have you to l:ill.'!i':" When he took us into his home, he turn. d iae over to his old housekeeper Mrs. M iK-hell. saying: "Tahe the little thing! Her parents had no l. i iiie.i.s to burden the world with ssicli a useless little worm!" Mr Mil. lu ll tihook her white head. 'Let her now up with the flowers." she .'iinwcre.l. "All s!io needs is a little eunsliire." Yes. we t..'.'.'icd sunshine, I'hilip evel more than I lie vua the elder by four yearn, mil full of silly notions. Uncle O'oIk- said. lie carried home all sorts tf atiimiN, i . : : t - -1 1 to the distress of TJncle Tobe, but when he infested the house n ii I I h. entire neighborhood with (white mice, ii was decided that he hould be .M'lit to a boarding school. Plii'ij) was s.itiiiiied. It couldn't b any worse than at home, he mused. Henceforth li's life took on a different hue. His teachers complained of his careless h.-i!:t. his bjyl.sli pranks, but they could ii .t galusuy his talents and lrijcht, a.-ti; e mind. He was expelled from two .sriuKiLs on account of bis un ruly conduct, and when he begged Un cle Tobe to send hiui to college, the lat ter refused. No. he must learn a trade. I don't know low many different lines of work Phil tried, but he never remain ed more than a few weeks In any one. At last he was apprenticed to a drug gist. The work seemed to suit him. Ihere were complaints, of course, but mt a different nature, Thllip was con tantly eijcrinienting. lie came neat bUywlng up the house once. Yet hlJ employer praised his cleverness aad bit Indefatigable desire for study. I Every Sunday Philip paid a visit to his home, mid then he built air castles of wonderful inventions which he was about to make, and begged Uncle Tobe to advsnre bim money. He might as j well have pri'iu iica to dear ears. I was gtad when he was gone, for the scenes that took place between him and Uncle robe had be. oitic unbearable. Sitting on the b.iicony that lovely Sun day afternoon 1 sighed and gazed dreamily into the beautiful world be yond. My Jolly companion I knew was eonQnod to bl.s dinjry quarters In town. HYhat was be doing? Concocting some healing ilninlit, perhaps. Perhaps elli tig .1 Siki I.iv ration of bonbons to some hi'-ky youugster! What a trial ve are to I'tn-le Tobe! Why didn't he get married and have children of bis wn, then he wouldn't have been ex pected to cure for other people's waifsj I lean nernss tin- balcony rail to watch newly arrived boat unload Its human ,relght. And there Is Philip! VL'ncle Tub-." I exclaimed, "Phil la fcere In tho crowd!" "Of ronr-.'." lie growls, "he Is always so be found where lie has no btieiness to be. 1'on't beckon to him, I don't .want him up here." But I ha 1 already waved my band to Phil, and a moment later he stood be- 1 fore us. Ills eyes ivere abiaze with Joy. How Ivappy he 1 'inked. "Aren't you glad that am here.'" tin y s:ild, ns they neamea ' own uiHin my upturned face. i Uncle Tobe Unit bis brows. "What; A WiW4 jre you doing here? hy are you not no longer depend upon hlrn. My fac t work?" tory is far away. My Invention was "It's Sui. ilny. ,,m.ie, and now I have worth Its weight In gold." really iiivi ;iii employ, -r rs a litil- m.ii take out .1 i: heli m- Tt "Not :f I 1; amount ymi "It isn't :i Just oni'e," In 1 something valuable. My ! mi, t.'-. und all 1 need v :.i experiment -with and . I'ncle Tobe, you'll 1 i.! i his one time, won't ; 1 m thousand times the i'.:lllt." :irye mim, uncle; try mi pleaded. And I I plead- , d with hini. "Leave uu- in peafe," frroaned Unci Tobe, " I am tired of it nlL You forget Chat you are a poor waif who eata the bread of grnoe In my bouse. You'll either go the way I point or chooae your own. You are no longer a child!" "You are rislit." cried Philip, with cheeks aflame with an ire r. "1 am no longer a child. It's a Miame that I should take alms from such a hand aa yours. It baa been tbe last time. I'll CD my way henceforth." "And starve at ltr mocked Uncle JBobe. 1 1 fawmriUd In .vorv limb, ts-he1 nay. 4M J jus i y h r been as bad as this baton. Th can net mean what yotj may," I begged- "Yes. I mean It," declared PklMp. "And so do I," added Uncle Tobe. Per a moment Philip etook atark atfB looking at me, then be dnabed down the stairs and aboard the steamer wbtc was about to leave the wharf. In the crowd I lost eight of him. The tell rang; out sharply. I was alone and In despair. Behind me stood Uncle Tobe. "Let him go, Vreda; he'll cone back, I'll give him the money after awhile, but not now. Young folk are too Im patient." "You should have given It to him cow. Uncle," I answered with cboking voice. rhilip bad not returned. The etra bad gone out of my life. The rollick ing echo was dead. The days were gray and dreary, the nights Intermina ble. We had no friends. There was no one to come to a bouse that had no open door; no band of welcome! Uncle Tobe wrestled with figures half the day, the other half he devoted to business errands. In the evening be read the newspapers. I was like a deaf mute. Take a good, long walk every day," suggested compassionately Mrs. -Mitchell. "You look like a ghost, and are fading away!" Alas! there was no one, for whom I would have exerted myself to keep fresh and young. The sooner I grew old aad gray the better I would fit into my surroundings. For Philip I cried bitter tears. Uncle Tobe never mentioned his name. "Poor old man, he must be fond of you both." Mrs. Mitchell was wont to say now and then when I went to her room to talk of Philip. "He is working himself to death trying to buy this lit tle house. My nephew tells me this; he is employed in the office of his attor ney." "I hate the place 6lnce Phil is gone," I cried luttcrly. "Everything U gone, the birds, the flowers and the people. Only we we are chained to this same old spot." "Walt, Miss Vreda; wait, later ti, perhaps " That's what Uncle Tobe eaya, and thtn It will be too late." "Not for yo'L You are young. Mist Vreda, but your uncle, nobody can make him see what he ought to do." We lived our lonely lives and S had lost all hope that things would ever ! change. I Oue morning we found Uncle Tobe ! dead in his chair. He looked as if he had dropped into a peaceful slumbo ; ' Mrs. Mitchell and I seemed turned j slone when we discovered him. I feit ! no sorrow, but I was terribly frighten ed. When tbe doctor came he said that be could do nothing. I The funeral was very quiet and un ostentatious. There were no tears, no : lamentations, no flowers, no friends. After we bad laid him away it occurred to me that the home In which I had lived so long would now be closed to me. But the thought bad no terror. It was a relief, rather, to be free. I knew nothing about earning my bread. Free dotn was all I craved. On the day after the burial, Uncle , that time (1874) the result of these ob ; Tobs's testament was opened. Philip ' serrations excited considerable oom and I were his heirs. He bad bought j ment, and It was declared to be "the tbe little home and bad left us enough I only exception known In the animal . money to live in comfortable circum- j world to the general rule that sleep I stances. i a necessary consequence of labor." "May God bless you," be wrote. "I More extended observations, however, bad no one on earth but you!" ! have proven that there are several ex- j I sobbed aloud as I listened. "Oh, it ceptlons to tb general rule of perlodlc.il be had only given rnuip tee money ; when he needed ltr I must go out and : end bim. Mrs. Mitchell soon convinced me of the futility of such a beginning. Philip ' would come home sooner or later. I "Poor uncle, your happiness was all he worked for!" was Mis. Mitchell's admonishing cry. "He has taken It from me," I walled; he nas made me miserable, and bim i PhlHp! be may be lost forever!" ; the Univeisity of Arizona have anal- I lived quietly on with Mrs. Mitchell yzed these waters, and found that the in the little bouse by the river. From ! actual commercial value of tbe fertllix day to day I waited. Tbe trees took on j Ing matter which would be deposited fresh foliage and then came the au- j upon each acre by Irrigation amounts, tumn and tbe winter. I waited la si- I In the course of a year, to $0.07. What, lence. With the spring hope was re- then. Is the potential value of the land newed within me. I which this river has created in ceutu- Suddenly, on 'the brightest day of all j riesT The products of the region In tue year, the bell rang with a clang. ; dude oranges and the dates of coin I knew the sound and hastened to the ; merce. The place Is more like Syria door. Philip stood before me, but not the rollicking youth whom I remember ed. Tbe man in whose arms I lay bad a serious, thoughtful face. I cried aloud. "Be still," be whispered, "I don't want ancle to know. 1 don't want to see bim. I want you, onfy you!" - "Uncle!" I repeated. "Don't you know that be Is dead?" "I am not sorry," he said bitterly; "he took from me my youth. Want. care. anxiety were my companions on tbe j way. After many struggles success : crowned my efforts, and now we need ' Hi eyes beamed down upon me as they did on that fateful SuBday. He took me Into hla arms. "I came back far yeu, my happiness, my youth. Come, teach me how to laugh again!" We cried and laughed in one. When be bad tola me everything I showed him Uncle Tebe's last will and testa ment - "Not a cent of this money will I take," cried fiercely my lover, tbe companion of my childhood. "He has made our hearts bleed often enough for MI" We were married and moved to the large dry, where Philip had his. fac tory. The little bouse w turned over to Mrs. Mttcbell's care. Every summer we came home, bringing our children with ns. My husband's' heart has soft ened toward the lonely old man who had driven bim forth Into the world, and on tbe anniversary of his death our little Tobe lays sweet viotets m bit grave. Sunday Repujillc Xa Idaho man has 7 8.000 sheen. a "J' ----- - y- 1 'tJrSEBOI.DJf ATTEBS. D CHICKI5'- J i . ' ... nmi ' full-grown chicken, and, who has acquired ber art with fine ver ifier dressias; it in taa usaal manner, feet ion tbe moat tempting reply Is -ver-waah and boil nntil very tender, using eatility." It is not enough that an ar on'.y a small quantity of water, ant tist shall be able to sing perfectly one TuWi. lt d butter, style or kind of song; tbe public de- Cut all the moat from the bones, keep- wands an Infinite variety, and she must ing the breast and dark-colored meal be able, therefore, to appeal to all separate. With a sharp knife chop Ustea, to please aU sorts and csndl the meat moderately fine and press is : tions of musical people. Unfortunate Ik large bowl, putting the white aa-l iy, though, versatility to rare, even dark nui in alternate layers. Strain among artists, and far too tafreqaetit the "quo' n which the fowl was among amateurs. My plea is that more cooked and pour it over the meat. r ..... imoriMn .i,. n h Set on the ice nntil thoroughly cold j r"m ow'' cn n,n Bce ,ts importance and desirability as part and serve with sliced lemon. Homfj of lhe equipment of an artistic alnger. and luffl. ! bll enaellTor to secure It. It is un- ! necessary to say that before versatll comnnt beky xask. j lty can be acquired the foundations of Thomas J. Murray, the well-known technique and a certain amount of authority and writer on culiaary mat- style must be present. The singer must ters, makes hash as follows: Boil a know bow to sing, must have acquiml three-ponnd brisket of corned beef correct tone production, and vocal tecb three hoars, changing the water tweoe; nlque. Then will come tbe more speoi sst aside is. the pet to cool. The next flcally directed labor. Ladies Home day remove the fat and gently preai Journal. the beef. Xince small a medrum sized onion and fry in a little butter ; cot small a sweet Spanish green pep- per aad add this to the onioa ; eook two or three minutes, add a greening apple ent.in cubes, a lump of sugar and a gill of clear stock, together with a heaping tablespoon ful of chopped celery ; cook ten minntes and add three mediam-sized raw potatoes cat in small dice, with another giU of broth. Cook twelve minntes and adj as much minced beef as you have in bulk of the above mixture ; season to taste and stir until very hot, but not browned. American Agriculturist. ' rOWTD CAX. . "They don't make pound cake pound for pound ,n these days, said one of the pound-cake makers for the Woman s Exchange, "but the formula is about as easy to remember if one say. to h.rself : dix oa.oee of batter, seven ounees of flour 'after it is sifted), eight ounces of sugar and half the lat- ter number in eggs-that is four.' To this add a pinch of ground mace, t' ter of a nutmeg and tbe grstei rind of a half lemon and the juice. fo baking powder or soda. Depend on the beaten whites of the eggs for the light ness. I know it is the custom in mak ing this cake to beat the flour and but ter together lirnt, but I never have 1 1. 1 T V, . 1 At, j sugar lugeiuer uri, lueu iniiu ue . beaten yokes of the eggs; then tha i flour with the inace aad the grated i letuun rind, and when my papered ! pans are greased and oven randy the beatau whites of eggs are added to the j cake and stirred in. hurriedly. When ; the eggs are beaten to a stiff froth I I add the lemon juice to them and una i the egg-beater vigorously. j "You do not want too hot an oven ! to start with. 1 sometimes open m f oven-door for several minutes beforo putting in the cake. Cook-books will tell you the exact number of minutes required to bake your loaf but don't j which would get too hot But Johnny be mislead ; your minutes will vary j Robertson and Joe Stuart and the other with your style of oven and your kin l j boys, and evpn the uncles and aunts. I of lire. Don't always pin your faith never knew anything about this unless 1 to a brown splinter either. When j Ann Hughes gave It away. St. Nicho yonr cake stops 'nir-ging'. it is don j (as. ! every time. "--New York Tribune. j Sleepless Fishes and Insects. Tbe experts in the different branches of the sciences are now pretty well agreed that there are several species of flsu- reptiles and insects which never sleep during their stay in this world. Among the fish it is now positively known that the pike, the salmon and - " tbe gold ilsh never sleep at all. Also ! that there are several others of tbe lish ml1' .that neer. 8,eeD more. than a few minutes during a month, and which take no rest whatever during tbe j breeding season. There are dozens of i species of flies (mostly tropical) which never indulge in slumber, and from I three to five species of serpents on each of the continents which tbe naturalists j have never yet been able to eatch nap ping. ' Some years ago a theory founded on the observations of Leuwenboek, Sir John Lubbock and others was to the effect that the ant Is another of the in- I sects that are never caught asleep. . At slumber In the animal creation. St, Louis Republic. The Colorado Desert. The most famous of waste places In America, tbe Colorado Desert, Is popu larly regarded as an empire of hopeless sterility, the silence of which will never be broken by tbe voices of men. But tbe great desert Is the life work of the Colorado river. The scientific men of than any other part of the United States, and tbe daring imaginations may readily conceive that here a new Damascus will arise, more beautiful than that of old. With the occupation of tbe Colorado Desert, and of tbe great peninsula whlci ad?ins it, a powerful Impulse will be given to agriculture, mining and commerce In a vast teflon now little peopled. One of the Inevitable conse- queuces will be the rise of San Diego to the proportions of a large city prob- ably the largest In the southern part of the coast. "Our Great Pacific Com monwealth," by William E. Smytbe, in the December Century. The power of rum wlllsome day be overthrown, with aa little ceremony as the legion of devils went out of the Gadarene. Much of tbe trouble in this world Is caused by tbe man with the beam In bis eye trying to point out the mote in his brother's eye. Nothing pays smaller dividends la spiritual results than making a spe cialty of discovering the shortcomings of other folks. , If we could see men as angels ses them, there would be as much joy oa earth as there Is in heaved over the sin. ner who repents. No man has a call from Cod to go as a missionary to the other side of the world, until he haa done something for Christ at home. Hot; It would soften the push of the door I the book agent's face sometimes Jt ws ovoid aee tha little hands that vn - If asked What further ntulltv la mMt necesaarv and dealrnhU tnr no-- 'appreciate Its value, and appreciating money lnHutter. Parisian restaurant-keepers mix a little boney with their butter. This gives it an agreeable taste and flavor and makes the Inferior butter more palatable, . UOW TO FIKU OUT Fill a bottle or common water glass with oriue and let it stand twenty-lour hours; a ted i rami t or settling Indicates a diseased oon ditlou of the kidneys. When urine stains linen it is positive evidence of kidney trouble. Too frequent desire to urinate or pain in the back is also convincing proof that the kid i leys and bladder are out of order. WHAT TO 1K. There is comfort la th. knowladcaso often p,, lbat i,r. KiWs Bwsmp-Eoot. th kM r.med fulfllu m WItoTl ,a tn. ck, kidneys, liver, bla,,llerauJ wr, partof th. uriny , eorrecU luMm ,0 hold urin. M( oa(n m lag ,t or bad .ffet, , foowinR m ot uor Md , onrenm tllat unplws.nt necs,tv of being Uwi times during th. I nient to urinate. Tha mild nud tha evtraor- tfinary effect of Swamp-Root Is soon realized. It stands the highest for its wonderful cures of the most distressing casee. Sold by drug i?t, price fifty cents snd one dollar. For a ?am.le bottle anil pamphlet, both sent fra by mail, mention this paper anil send your full poatofflcs address to Dr. Kilmer A Co., N. T. The proprietors of this paper guarantee the genuineness of tht offer. One Boy's Feminine Weaknrss. Although be became foreman 'of a Ju-: venile book-and-ladder company before he was lire, and would not play with girls at all, be had oue peculiar femi nine weakness. His grand passion was washing and ironing. And Aun Hughes used to let him do all tbe laundry work i connected with the wash rags-and his own pocaex nanaterctiiers, into which regularly every Wednesday, he burned ! little brown holes with the toy flatiron j D.aiefts Cauuut ba fund by lnc.il application, as they cannot reach th : uireated i orli'in ot the ear. There ie only one way to t ure d--iXiieA9, iial tliat is by constitu ! t .n il reiue'lie'. Del new is caused by an in j 0 viied coiidittun of tli- mut-rus lining ot the i Kut'-iiin Tuue. When this tube gels A.imi-d yci hare a rumbling wuni or ia.pi.-r-lift hseH. and Wticu it is eiilirrijr cloavd ))ea 'nes is tin result, and unless the inflam liuMioicin be takt-n out und this tubs re sturel lo i s normal condition, beartn? will be u-irTied Iomv.t. Nine cases oat of ten cu l by clar.h, which is nothing but aa in n nd conditio ot the ...o-oui smiacre. We will irive one Hundred Doilnrs fur env ca e of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that ritu liot b cured by Hall's Catarrh Curu. fc'vnd for Circulars, fre. K. J. Chhit A Co.,To!tdo, 0- FiU by T)r g -i t. 7V. Hall's Family IM.s art tbe best. Over 500 fossil elephant teetli have ee t dredged from the sea at Mole.isea, n the coast of the Mediterranean, iiase 1870. A 50-Cent Calendar Frea. I'erhaps the most beaut'ful 'alen lar Issned for the year V7 is Th Youth's C'oMPtt!t Art Calendar, which is givm lo etch subM-rib- . er to the paper for the year W. Jt is maile up of lour charming pictures, beaut. tully recrii uucedln twelve h-irmonious colois- It is in form a four-pair older which, when extended, is 10x4 inches in size. The subj-cta sre de lightfully attractive. This Calendnr make a riM,nhl. wn.rn.nt fw mint.l ..ntrl jM. I or writintr desk, it is orfered lor sale onlv b tne publishers of Thb Youth's ompaniom at mi cents per copy, umy uecause or me enor mous number DUmt-.'hrd Is It possible for th publisher. of Th Companion to send it free to an companion uDscrioera. Immence deposits of asbestos have been discovered in the Ferris Range of mountains in . Carbon county, Wyoming. "Walter Baker Co.. of Dorchester, Masa U. S. A., have iftven years of study to the skil ful preparation of cocoa and chocolate, and have devised machinery and systems peculiar to their methods of treatment, whereby the purity, palatability and highest nutrient char acteristics ara retained. Their preparations are known the world over, aad have received tlie hit-host Indorsements from the medical practitioner, the nurse, and tbe inte'b.eut housekeeper and caterer. There is hardly any food-product which may be soezteneively used in lhe household in combination with other food as cocoa and chocolate; but here attain we urge the importance of parity aad nutrient value, and these Important points, we feel su i e, may be relied upon In Hakers Cocoa and Chocolate." DUfetie and Hygitnle Qtuett. The Geysers of the Yellowstone Na tional Park are failing. Their force has fallen off fifty per cent, in sixteen years. Tore Guaranteed bv DR. J. B. MATER 1015 ARCH ST.. I'HiLA.. PA. Ease at once: no operation or delay from business. CoDultatl"n free. Endorsements of physicians, ladies and prominent cltltens. Send for circular. Office hours A. M. to sr. M The colon penetrating deepest are the blue anJ the greens, tbe red being ! cut off first. - I cannot apeak too highly of Plso's Cure for Consumption. Mrs. FasicK Moaat, 215 W. XM 61., New York, Oct. 29, UVI. " Thirty years ago there were only two dozen explosive compounds known to chemists; now there are over 1000. . FITS stopped tree and permanently careit. No fits after first daf s use of 1k. Kuril's Great NiKVE Restorer. Free ti trial bottle and treat he Send to Dr. Kline. Vil Arch at., folia, i'a. Mk-roscopista say that tbe strongest microscopes do not probably reveal -he lowest stages of animal life. If afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. lsaao Thomp son's hiye wter. Druggists seU at 23c per bottle A Liverpool glass manufacturer has a chimney at his factory 150 feet high, ouilt entirely of glass bricks. Mrs. WlnMew's Soothing 8yrup for children t ethlng. softens the gums, reduces Inflamma tion, allays pain, cure wind colic 25c. a bottle. Occasionally instances have been found of perfectly pure native iron in meteorites. . St. Vitus' Dance. One bottle Dr. 'peclflc cures. Circular, Fredonla, N. Fennefs Y.. A man kept in a dark room for some lime will be overcome by drowsiness. Mary Marks, colored, who resides in Brenham,lezas., was born in tbe West Indies in 1776, and is therefore 120 yean old. iminimmiiiHiiiMM f ST. JACOBS OIL A PROflPT AND CERTAIN A BOY AND AN ORANGE. Lnriica Hattoa Telia Haw Bo Cwe (bed U a Temptation la Tontp. The Boy was taugnt, on rte earnest awakening of his reasoning powers, tnat iruiu wu o ue wwm aM iw spected, and that nothing was more wicked or more ungentlemanly than a broken promise. He learned very early to do as he was told, and not to do, un der any consideration, what ho bad amid he would not do. Upoa this last point he was strictly conscientious, although once, literally, he "beat about tbe bush." His Aunt Margaret, always devoted to plants and to flowers, bad, on the back stoop of his grandfather's house, a lit tle grove of orange and lemon trees in pots. Some one of theae-was usually In fruit or in flower, and the fruit to Tbe Boy was a great temptation. He was very fond of oranges, and It seem ed to him that a "home-made' orange, which he had never tasted, must be much better than a grocer's orange; as home-made cake was certainly prefer able, even to the wonderful cakes made by the professional Mrs. Mllderberger. lie watched these little green orange from day to day, as they gradually grew big and yellow in the sun. He promised faithfully that be would not pick any, but he had a notion that some of them might drop off. He never shook the trees, because be said he would not But he shook the stoop! And he bung about tbe bush, which he was too honest to beat One unusually tempting orange, which be had known from its bud-hood, finally " overcame him. lie did not pick it off, be did not shake it off; he compromised with his conscience by lying flat on his back and biting off a piece of it It was not a very good action, nor was it a good orange, and for that reason, perbap. be went borne immediately and told on himself. He told his mother. He did not tell bis Aunt Margaret His moth er did not seem to be as much shocked at his conduct as lie was. But, In ber own quaint way. she gave him to uu- derstand that promises were not made to be cracked any more than they were made to be broken-that be had been false to himself in heart. If not in deed, and that he must go back and make t "all right" with his Aunt Margaret. She did uot seem to be very much shocked, cither; he could not tell why. But they punished The Boy. They made him eat the rest of the orange! A- He lost all subsequent interest In that tropical glade, and he has never cared much for domestic oranges since. St Nicholas. , Rather Unkind. Boreleigh 1 believe In a previous ex istence. I am quite sure 1 was on earth before. Soreleigh If you were nobody else knew it . Boreleigh Why not? Soreleigh You would not have come back. Brooklyn Life. Wanted It In a Bottle. Dr. Kurnlt (writing a prescription) Take this every moruing. l'at Divll a bit I will. 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Ice water that stayed out In the cold and went to sleep. Nest eggs the egg the old hen meas ures by to make new ones. Pig hog's little boy. Snoring letting off sleep. Snow rain all popped out white Stars the moon's eyes. Wakefulness eyes all the time come out unbuttoned. Baaalaa Fchoolbos- Gardeners Over In Russia many of the schools have connected with them small gar dens, orchards or grape arbors. In which tbe boys and girls are taught to work. Each day the schoolmaster, who has charge of the garden, takes his pu pils out and teaches them how to plant hoe, rake and reap. In the south of Russia, where -the country Is almost treeless, the children learn how to set out trees and what the best kinds are, and In some provinces there is a com plete silkworm colony In each school, and the pupils watch the wonderful little sllkmakers eat mulberry leaves and spin their cocoons, and help all they can In the work of caring for the ! co'ny. at oiner scnoois oees are aepu j "J tne bys and lrls learn to handle cm em while they are j "oney making. sia, oy tne time they have hniebca their school work, know a good deal about some pursuits which will help them to make a living. ' How would you enjoy some of these things In connection with your school? A boot a Roane Plant. Here s the picture or a rogue or a plant that lies in. wait like a highway robber for unwary flies aad other in sects and when they appear It swallows them up and their friends never hear of them again. It has been given the botanical name of aarracenia, but it is commonly called the pitcher plant from the fact that its leaves are rolled Into the form of pitchers, In which many a poor fly Is caught Tbe flies are attract ed to tbe plant by a sweet liquid which it gives off, and in their greediness they go a little too far and .are killed. Bot anists do uot know exactly why the plant should wish a dinner of files, but there must be some good reason for It, A. BAKDIT PI.AST. elae its pitchers would not be so attrac tive. By experiment they have found that the plant will live Just aa well where the flies cannot get at It at all. So all the evidence would Indicate that It la juat a rogue, killing flies because It really enjoys tbe sport. Faaully of Kltteae and Fqnlrrela.' On the farm of Amos M. Collins, near Balnbridge, O., dwells a most curious ly assorted family, presided over by a demure house cat Several weeks ago Tabby gave birth to a pair of healthy kittens. When old enough to get about they went on a foraging expedition In a wood near by, accompanied by the mother. In their Journey they discov ered a gray squirrel's nest. In which two young squirrels lay sleeping. The curiosity ot the kittens was aroused, and they soon made friends with tbe squirrels, and while the mother cat sat contentedly on a log kittens and squir rels enjoyed a rrolic when It finally became dusk the cat quickly took one of the squirrels in ber mouth and car ried" It to the farm, returning fq other one In a few minutes. The squir rels are now safely housed with the kittens, and the cat watches over the children of her adoption as carefully as over her own offspring. A Palace AU of Bar. There have .been palaces built of Ice and palaces built of corn, but whoever beard of a palace of hay 7 Such a build ing will soon be erected for the national exposition to be held at Toronto, Can ada. Bales of hay will be used just like cut stone or brick for building tbe wans and arches. When completed the pal ace will be festooned with wheat, corn and other grains In the eheaf and la bundles, and the space inside will be di vided off so aa to display the products of tbe great Northwest, where tbe hay for the palace was grown. As yon may Imagine, great care will have to be tak en ta prevent fire. A spark would get the whole palace la Barnes. And when the exposition is thiwagh with tbe pal ace the oowa of Teconto eaa be toned farte. It aad allowed to eat It op. Basse Qer Collcctieaav Every boy and girl la a born collector, whether of stamps, colas, bottoas, toys or what-not. Bat for really odd collec tions, tt takes a growa-ap man or wom an. Just think, aa Xafsaa rajah has thousands of dollars! Many of them are of tbe rarest workmanship and de- .!, .nd studded with costly Jewels. He even has toothpicks made of walrus whiskers and elephant Ivory. The most curious mtocellaneous col lection aver made was that of an ec centric Scotchman, William Gordon, who lived at Grahams town, near Glas gow. He bad an Immense collection or th most varied description, including adses, gimlets, hammers, keys, jars, bottles, toothpicks, - tops, marbles, whips, toys of all sorts, slses, shapes and materials, besides having an assort ment of walking sticks and gold and sUrer watches. Another eccentric col lector goes In for bottled battlefields, as be calls them. He has about seventy five bottles, each bottle containing some of tbe soil of a historic battlefield, all duly labeled. Why wouldn't It be a good .plan for some of our high school boys to make a collection of bottled football grounds where great games have taken place! SSSB II I Retired from Practice. Tbe Saunterere's friend, the Doctor, as retired from practice. A few years ago be inherited a large fortune, and since then his time has been so occupied managing his estates that It is Impos sible for bim to continue his profes sional work. Not only has he taken in his shingle, but be also discourages the practice of calling him "doctor"; so that In his neighborhood the title has beeu generally dropped. However, every few days the Irish maid of all work, when she answers the doorbell, baa to explain that though the proprietor of tbe establishment is a duly graduated physician, he is not at present practicing his profession, and does not wish to respoud to calls for bis medical skill. It happened that one day there an - peared at the door a caller of. a very different kind. He was the agent of some religious society, anxious rather to bleed others than to be bled himself. So, naturally, he was eager to post him self as to tbe church relations of his proposed subject In order to make the appeal more effectual. His first question began in the usual way: -Is er Mr. Hammersleigh at home?" "Sure an' he Is, sorr." "Can you tell me whether or not he is a Christian?" To Bridget this was something of a poser, but she rose supremely to the oc cation with her accustomed answer: "Sure, an be Is, yer honor. : But he's not practlcln' It lately." Boston Bud get ; - England manufactures-perfumes on a very large scale, importing many of the materials from other countries, but also making large use of home-grown herbs and flowers. In 1884 650,000,000 pounds of coffee were Imported Into this country. In the same year 03,000,000 pounds of tea were brought from the East. REASONS Walter Baker & Co.'s Breakfast Cocoa. f ' " " - - --., - , , - I ' Speaking of a serious case of sickness caused by dyspepsia andbiliousness, the agent of the B. & M. R. R. at White Cloud. Kansas, said : "Now thereis no use in any one suffering as that man does. Many and many a time have I been attacked with biliousness, and one RDPANS TABULE has given instant relief in every case. Why don't that fellc w try them ? I wouldn't be without them in the house for all your medicines. You try a few for pimples. They will knock em higher'n a kite. Not only that, but they are good for head ache, indigestion, sour stomach and all ailments of that nature. They are more pleasant than pills, and don't leave the bad effects that other drugs or medicines leave." rlA 4. T internal I aTtRUNa REMEDY OOUDlnv "Hie More You Say the Woid SAPOLIO WOMAFS LONG HOURS. j . SHE TOILS AFTE1 MAN'S DAY'S WORK 13 DONE. What She Ha to Contend With-Work That Sooner or Later Breaks Down Her Delicate Organism. The great majority of women "work to live" and "live to work," and as the hands of the cjock approach the hour of six, those em ployed in stores, offices. mills and factories, hall closing time with Joy. They have won their day's bread, I but some duties are yet to be performed, and many personal mat ters to be uttended to. They have mending to do, and dresses or bonnets to make, and lonff into the niht they . toil, for they must look neat, and they have no time during tbe day to attend ; to personal matters. Ynmen. therefore, notwithstand.ug their delicate -organism, worn longer and more closely than men. They do not promptly heed such siffns as headache, backache, blues, pains in the groins, bearing-down, "all gone" feeling, nervousness, loss of "i.. ,i annctite. whites, irregular "or painful monthly periods, cold and TTVJa-il laTl nmrt 4 (fill Hp. which, if not quickly checked, will launch them in a sea or misery. ... , There is but one absolute remedy for all those ills. Any woman who haa to earn her "own living will find it profitable to keep her system fortified with this tried and true woman's friend. Lydia E. l'inkham's Vegetable Com pound speedily removes the cause and effects a lasting cure. We are glad to produce such letter as the following from Miss M. OMc Kamec, J14 Catherine St., L'tica, N.Y.: "For months I had been afflicted with that tired feeling, no ambition, no appetite, and a heavy bearing-down feeling of the uterus. I began to use Lydia E. riukham's Vegetable Com ! pound. Soon those bad feelings passed : away ; I began to have more ambition, j my appetite improved and I gained ; rapidly in every way, and now I am j entirely well. I advise all my friends i to use the Compound, it is woman's truest friend." LLUifS VVHfrtf All tlSr UllS. I Best ('uutfb hyrup. Tastes tiotxL Uwt In timr. br druCTttsfs. FOR USING Because it is absolutely pure.. Because it is net made by the so-called -Dutch Process in which chemicals are used. -Because beans of the finest quality are used. 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