SEASssNU Wr 1 r,S LAHOWUlBstBi If you really want m song of the MA I-et no sailor that song sing, Stat some lubberly clowo from an Inland town. . Bis sons will have the ring. There never was s man who went te sea, Abaft the mast or before. Who coald sine you a rollicking song of the sea With a man who slays on shore. Then pass the steaming pnne around. When the nights grow merry and long; When the black tides swirl at the har bor's mouth We'll raise the Iubberaoog. Oh, the starboard watch was well wound up. Likewise the port watch too. When the binnacle fell from die salssea- top And the chaplain piped the crew. Twns a close hauled reach te nearest beach. And the spanker floated free. As we stood by oar guns of some thou sand tons With a gale opon oar lee. Then blow, ye breezes, blotv. And the guns they go bu-i! ban-! A saMor's joy is the harbor buoy; Hurrah for LI Hung Chang! Our capstan sail was hoisted op. The gnrboard strake gare room. And we sailed away from Xew York bay . V at ner PUP. ana ala: By the light of the spinnaker boom. '"Don't you tlnk you proceedr j "I'm astonished at myself," said Al The captain found the anchor a-trip j exander. In the salt of the sparkling brine. And the bo'sun said that the anchor trijiped When the good ship crossed the line. Then brail away on the topsail sheet. Belay on keel downhaul; It's our cowsprit yard that Is safe and hard. And we'll reef in the sounding pawl. New York lres MADE IN GERMANY. Anthony Alexander was a woman hater. He was also a student of philos ophy, very comfortably off, a bachelor, of course, end at 40 the despair of de termined mothers and dutiful daugh ters, who, when he came In tbelr way (he did It as little as possible), scarcely had heart for an attack. Alexander made up bis mlad to learn German, because be desired to read lu the original the works of Kant, Hegel & Co. In a weekly paper he came on the following advertisement: "Tbe Uerman tongue taught on a new and speedy system. Apply Herr Schwabb, 6 Slay street, Plmllco." "Air Sqtialp?" said the short, grimy ma id. of the tall, grimy looking bouse. Fifth floor, first door to the left Mind your feet when you gets near the top; the carpet's gave." Alexander climbed to the door Indi cated and knocked. A sweet treble voice with a strong foreign accent said: Come In." ' What a fool man Is!" thought Alex ander. "The less be can afford a fe male appurtenance the more sure he Is to have one." He entered. The little room was neat ness Itself. A girl in a brown dress and Mack apron stood up to receive him. She had a pretty figure, rosy cheeks, large blue eyes and an Immense quantity of fair bair rolleti Into a tight ball. Alexander bowed stiffly, and said that, hnviug seen the advertisement of a Herr Schwalb "Yes," said the girl, quickly; "he Is my f.iiler. at all. You want to learu Gerniiiii, sir?" Alexander replied In the affirmative and ailded that be hadn't much time to spare; he would be glad to see Herr Schwalb at once. He stood like a tow er, one bristling with battlements. The girl k'avc hiiu an anxious glance. "My fader cannot tltch now," she salt, "Since de notice appear he has a complaint. De troat of my fader Is ill, sir. He must not spick." Alexander said be was sorry, and with a Recond stiff bow moved toward the door. "But I, Hedwig Schwalb, I know de seestem of my fader," said the girl, j with a bright flush. "I can titch. I . have tltched. It Is a great seestem for de adults, at all." She looked imploringly up Into the i face of the 6-foot-2 black-bearded quad- I ragenarlan. He shook his head. "I'm much obliged," he said. "Herr j Schwalb may be better soon. I'll wslt." j lied wis nearly let him go. Pride and i filial love made a sad to-do with her. ! As Alexander got to the door be heard a choking voice. "He will not be better soon If I earn ; no mot'ey to get htm what he wants. Wlil you try, sir? I am not young. 1 am 23, at all." , "At all!" This was one of the first phrases Hedwlg had acquired on ber ' arrival In England. She regarded It j as an Idiom of all work, and brought It ! In whenever she wanted to be particu larly emphatic. "Look here," she went on. "I shall give you two lessons, and If you are not contented you pay nothing noth ingand 1 beg your pardon of you; oder wise I shall persevere till de troat of my fader Is good. Will you try T "I don't doubt your ability," said Alexander, "but " , The expression of his face enlight ened Hedwig. "Is my womanliness aa objection!" i he cried. "Er ah really " stammered Alex ander, feeling, it must be confessed, s bit of an ass. But Hedwig swept on. "Believe me, you will find no differ tnces. I tltch like my fader. I ting aot of my womanliness. I tltch like He." From an adjoining ceil room a dooi ?$ g s$f it sr A Cougher's Coffers may not ba so full aa ha wishes, but if he is wise he will neglect his coffers awhile and attend to his cough. A man's coffers may be so secure that no one can take them away from him. But a little cough has taken many a man away from his coffers. The "slight cough " is somewhat like the small pebble that lie9 on the mountain side, and appears utterly insignificant. A fluttering bird, perhaps, starts the pebble rolling, and the rolling pebble begets an avalanche that buries a town. Many fatal diseases begin with a slight cough. But any cough, taken in time, can be cured by the use of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Mors psrticalsrs about Pectoral in Ayer's Cure book, too pages. Sat free. J. C. Ajcr Co-, Jewell. Mass. - was pnstied open, and a gaunt, leatne'rT fart, with frenzied hair aud glaring spectacles, looked through- The girl nodded cbeerlngly to this apparition. which -Instantly vanished. The blue eye. sought Alexander-, face again, . . . . . .. 2oafetuiDf? guttered in tnero wmco wai not allowed to fall. "Oh, well. I don't mlndT eaid Alex- ander. hurriedly (to himself: "What a i Hn-, "Will in nVlrw-tr tn-mnrmsr ml If , yon? And," he added with more hu '. inanity than gallantry, "I trust Herr I Schwalb will soon be able to take your place." 1 "I trust," said Bed wis. The rosy J face beamed. - i Alexander's face, when he got down Into the street, did nothing of the kind. r oraau uuiaauce: ne saia menu. j I Three weeks passed'. . Herr Schwalb' seemed nearly well again, bat the doc-! : tor still forbade him to teach. Hedwlg : had glren Alexander three lessons a ' week. He was growing strangely re- J . signed to the situation. As long as the ' books were open Hedwig was stern,! , curt, dry: one seemed to see the apeeta- cles of Herr Schwalb on her nose. When the books were shut, she became a charming girl again; and, the transfor mation baring taken place, Alexander did not, after the first, make a point of (earing directly. On the Saturday morning which brought the tenth les son, time being up, Hedwlg looked gay- Herr Schwalb nodded blandly from 1 I hla gVhflli "Ah, 1 told you my womanliness wan notting," said Hedwlg with a trium phant air. Alexander 1,-oked at the sweet, mod est figure In the shabby brown dress, at i the round face, flushed with the July I heat, and with her pedagogic exertions on his behalf. Her womanliness nothing? Well 1 poor little girl! I He asked If she had ever been to ! Hampton court. No? Would she like to go? Hed wig's eyes spoke. Would I Herr Schwalb trust Alexander to take her down on the noonday coach and j bring ber back by C In the evening? I Allerdlngs which meant she might go. But how long would the" fraulein take to get dressed? . Hedwlg laughed, ran across the pas ' sage and In live minutes reappeared, i having pinned a lace collar on the brown dress, loosened the tight ball of shining hair and mounted a fresh little hat, like ber face, one nest of roses. Oh, fairy day! Happy, happy hours! . The very sight of the great gates and great trees set Hed wig's heart dancing, ; and then the flaming flower beds and cool alleys and emerald grass and dia- ; mood fountains made her cry, "Ach! heavenly! heavenly!" again and again. ' And Alexander conducted her through the rooms and courts of the famous old valace, and I led wis chattered of Car dinal Wolstey as if be had been her un cle, and of Henry VIII. as If she bad been his grandmother; and the next thing In order was to order tea in a .'liieer little shop parlor looking on the park, and while they were at tea a beautiful tame deer, with sad eyes. came to the window aud asked to be : fed. "Take care." said Alexander, as Hed wig leaned forward to touch the crea ; t tire's head. He caught her by the band and pulled ber back. "Hirsch we call the animal so." said Hedwlg. standing meekly by his side. "How do you call him at all?" "Doer, fraulein," said Alexander. He had forgotten to let go of her hand and he spoke very gently, and any Ignorant Intruder, hearing what he slid, seeing ; how close the simple, pretty little Rhine maiden and the woman hater stood to gether in file alcove of the parlor win dow, might have fancied . But It was time to go home. Of course Alexander saw Hedwlg safe to the door of 3 May street. "I can enough tank you never," she said earnestly. "(;ute nacht." 'ute nacht, fraulein; gute nacht." Turning away, he ran against an ac ' qunlntance Jones. ' Jones surveyed him with a twinkling ' eye. "Changed your views?" "Don't understand." "I thought according to you the best woman that ever breathed was only to be tolerated. You seemed a trifle over flowing with toleration Just now. Neat little article! Made In Germany? Hal lo! no offense, old chap! Alexander! no offense, I say." But Alexander, resisting the tempta tion to knock Jones, who was a small man. Into the glitter, stalked away. And, after dinner. In his luxurious study, be eat solitary, and thought and thought He thought of the girl to whom be bad given his heart In early days, and who bad deceived him. He thought of the undisturbed, regu lar. Independent life to which he was accustomed. He thought of his 40 years. And the end of these meditations was that he went to his writing table and penned a letter to Hedwig. - He said that be was unexpectedly obliged to go abroad. He thanked Fraulein Schwalb for the pains she had taken with bim, and begged to Inclose the sum due to her for the remaining lessons of the course. He much regret- ted being unable to receive them. He sent his best compliments to Hen Schwalb and remained bers very sin cerely. Anthony Alexander. He went to Switzerland. Intending to do a mountain or two. But In ridicu lous defiance of the most elementary rules of physical geography mountains proved flat, so did other things when he tried them. A blooming face under a hat with roses, an old brown dress, a SSv -vsf vsbs i m ... ..... . " , ... . JW t roice, followed bid w?"rf . " ., ,, At last, leaning- dismally over a ho el blcony one fine eTenln In Omnotinlx; ne neara a ueraan may say to a irieno: "f.nta nnrr . ' Gate nacbtr He couldn't stand It any longer "Gnte nacht." Th words called blin back to 8 May street, and he packed Lis traps that night, and to 8 May street he rushes as fast as train, boat anj cab would take him. The same maid, apparently with the -sums dirt on ber face, answered the belL . . x I "Air SqualpT 'E s dead!" '- -Dead?" i "Yes! died. 'E got worse, and thea ,'edied." "And and the young lady?" "Left," 'Where's she goneT "Don't know." - A sovereign shone In her hand. "I'm rery sorry, air." she said, star ing, excited, "but the frowloin neves said a word to nobody. 8b just paid, aod left," "Whenr '.'", "Three weeks last Tooeday." "Do you think she was going te Ger many 7" "I'm sure, air. I haven't an Idea. She paid the week and left. She seemed all ! of a daze." Alexander knew what he had done, j He bad run away from his one chance of "happiness and now-where waa I Hedwlg? " B v w w . i 1 . l v - i a Aa 1 t 1 1 cvuuuaui uecusie tuuiM, wtw whu uuci eyes a beast that swallowed lives , down, and kept the secret; by day the j sunny streets mocked him with passing faces, with trim figures that In the dis tance looked like bers, with glimpses of yellow hair. -1 Or was she back in the fatherland 1 1 Safe with friends; with a betrothed lover perhaps)? I If It were so, and he could but know of It, he thought he should hare the manhood to thank heaven. I He had been returned to town four days. Aa he came In late from a weary stretch of walking his valet met bim. "A person to see you, air." 'What sort of a person?" Alexander's nerves were In a queer State. He turned very pale. "A woman, sir." "A lady?" ' . "I think, sir, she's a nun." . Alexander walked Into his study. Amazed be saw rise before him a figure in. black, with flapping sleeves and flowing skirts. A calm, good face looked from nnder the white band and sable velL "Is It you?" said the nun, quietly, "who have been advertising to discover the address of Hedwlg Schwalb T His heart sank. "Yes yes." ' She Is with us." "Hedwlg! A nun!" She shook her bead with a grave air. "Nuns are not made so quickly. Our, order has a chapel and Infirmary near Soho. We work there. Two days ago I found the poor young woman lying on the chapel steps. I am Bister Fran- i ces. She was 111 insensible; we took her In. Her name la on her clothes: we could not find out anything aboat j her. She has fever it Is on the brain j she doesn't speak sense. But we see she is a good girl and has been well cared for Innocent, refined. If you are a relative and wish to see ber you can come with me." "Not a relative," gasped Alexander, "an old friend." The nun bent her head. "I am sorry to have to say it, but there is no time to lose if you' want to. see her alive!" Beds, narrow beds, white beds, sick beds In rows. Walls gray walls, si lent walls, glimmering walls with. pic tures. Lights dim lights, kind lights, holy lights like flowers. And on a pll low Hed wig's face, with the roundness and the roses and the splendid hair gone from it, and Hedwig's voice bab bling In German wildly. "She won't know you," said Sistei Frances. But she did know him. He took ber hand and bent over her and she began talking In English at once. A light came into the sunken face. "It Is you. I am pleased to see you. at all. I was knowing you would come. What a fine dayl What a blue sky' Happy, happy!" Her gaze wandered. 'And look only the beautiful tame deer! Can I give him bread? No, no. His eyes are too sad! Take bim away. I am tired. Gute nacht!" Perhaps Sister Frances had had a love story in ber youth. She turned her back when she saw bow Alexander's tears rained down and how he held the poor, delirious lit tle girl In a passionate, yearning clasp. Was It the warm tears, the warm clasp that brought Hedwig back to life's shores from which she had been fast drifting? Who can aay? As soon as she was better Alexander asked her very timidly If some day she would marry him. In a whisper came Hedwig's reply: "I will at all." Answers. Children's Cute Saylasja, Davy leaned back from the table, panting. "Whew!" he said; "my teeth hasn't got good enough muscles f eat that meat." Puck. Teacher Suppose you were a klnff, Tommy, what would you do? Tommy I'd never wash my face any more. Woonsocket Reporter. Teacher What Is meant by "opaque" Pupil There Isn't any such thing now, teacher, sinca thosj "X" rays ware discovered. Puck. "What are you going to be. Tommy, when you become a man 7' "I'm going to be a policeman and kill mad dogs." Washington Times. "Did you divide your bonbons with your little brother, Mollle?" "Tea, ma; I ate the candy and gave him the mot toes. Yon know he Is awfully fond of reading." "Why, Jlmmle," said the gracious hostess, "you have taken half a pie on your plate." "Yes'm. Mamma aald I inus'n't have but one piece when I was vtoitln'." Detroit Free Press. "Johnny, I suppose yon are delight td with the new little brother at yonr house?" "New, nothln'I He's second hand! The doctor brought him, and there's no tellin' how many families has had him before." "Tommy, what is a miracle?" "SonV thin' that never happens, mum." "Not It Isn't exactly that. But can you Illus trate what yon meant" "All I know Is that mother say it would be a mlracls If pap comes home sober." Philadel phia North American.. "Boys," said the schoolmaster, "can anyone of yon tell me the meaning ef local hit?" 1 can," replied the little shaver, whose father Is connected with a morning Journal. "A local hit means when a newspaper reporter gets his head punched." CIIILDEES'S COLULiX DEPARTMENT FOR LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS. fsmetMn that Will later the Ja veaila Messbera of Every HoaeeaeM -Oulit Actios aad Brlaht aariasja ef Ussy Cat aad Caaaiagj CUldrea, A Jnvk-s-Laswra Zoa, Er-ys and girls of Atlanta, Ga.. 1-sv Invented a new and fasdnatluo' snort. ! It is something like the 1ack-a'-U'tern j i-rvM-ets'nns. . witu which many of yon 1'r.re familiar, only the Jack-o'-lauiernt are Noah's arks.. This may seem odd to you, but it Is do odder than the pro ! cessions which the Atlanta boys r Laving;. As soon as It Is dsrk, sa s the Atlanta Constitution, hundreds of boys and girls appear on the streets. Each of them has a box of some description, with the figure of an anlmaL bird or reptile cut out of eacb side and th rear end. Over these figures are posted thin tissue paper, the color of the ani mal represented. In the center of the box Is placed a candle. The light from the inside shows only th3 figures cut nut. leaving the body; of the box In darkness. With twenty or more boys In a procession the spectacle presents a weird nd amusing sight. Several weeks ago tw ) or three boys made an appearance with these boxes nil lighted. The Idea spread, aud to-' ilny there are 200 or more of tnese boxe. with their owners, who jaraJe w'ith them every bight.' It Is the easiest thing in the world to make a Jack.-o'-lautern Noah's ark. Take pasteboard box of any description, a jhirt box being the best six-;. Draw an autliue of the animal you want to rep resent with a pencil on the sides and :nd of the box; then take a knife and Cut It out. From the Inside paste the color of paper you want to uae. 1'iace your candle In the center of the box, Securing it firmly, and you have yout lack-o'-lantern. The larger you cut the figures on the box the better effect It has. The boya are making many designs besides the animals. One of the prettiest" has the representation of a seu serpent. The wings of the reptile are of green paiH-r, the body brown, the eyes yello.v, with l fiery red tongue. Around the edges re stars and at the end the initials of ihe owner in blazing letters. The darker the night the prettier the procession looks. Nothing can he seen In a very dark place but the animal that is cut out of the box. and it looks as If so many miniature animals were gliding slowly'hy. ' How Oraadmothcr Built a Fire. The phosphorus match was intro duced commercially in 1S33, a lit'Je more than sixty years a;;o. Up to that time the only match was the sul phur match. This was a long splint uf wood tipper with common, every day sulphur. The wood selected toe the splints was of a resinous charac ter, and tbe splints were cut off by hand. Time, patience, and dry tin der were required to light tbe old fashioned sulphur match. The sparks struck from the flint by the steel fell j Into the tinder, which was carbonized lint of cotton or linen. Tbe tinder ranght ihe spark. If the match lighter was lucky, and presently the tlndef would glow with enough beat 'to ignite tbe sulphur, and the match was ig nited. Sometimes match paper, or toueh paper was used Instead of tin der. This was a thick blotting paper Impregnated with saltpeter. An improvement on the tinder was the phosphorus bottle, a little Vial In which a stick of phosphorus had been stirred with a red-hot wire, so that the Inside of the bottle was coated with oxide of phosphorus. The bottle was kept tightly corked until It was desir able to light a match. Thea the. cork was quickly removed, the sulphur match was plunged In. and when It was withdrawn it was ablaze. The next Improvement was the oxymnrt ate match. This was a miniature chem ical laboratory, consisting of a little box with two apartments. In one was a bottle In which waa some asbestos soaked in oil of vitriol. In other com partments were the matches. Tbe splints, after having been dipped In sulphur, were coated with a paste made of chlorate of potash, gum and sugar, and sometimes colored red, and the match, when plunged Into the as bestos and oil of vitriol, was ignited. Then came the lucifer matches, or loco focos, which led up to all the varieties used to-day. Our young readers will hardly un derstand In all their particulars these old-fashioned ways of obtaining fire, but they will least understand that fire making was a ntuch more difficult mat ter in the times of our grandparents than It Is now, when all we have to do is to "strike a match," and. presto. the thing is done. The history of fire making is a very curious one. Chica go Herald. Doctoring a Sick Elm Tree. ever heard of a tree doctor Jldid you? Well, a tree may catch cold or have Its limbs broken or its body scarred,, just like a boy or a girL And it gets hungry and thirsty, frost bitten and sunburned, to say nothing of becom ing old and bald-headed and weak In the hack. Why, then, shouldn't it hare doctor to treat if and precr!h and plasters, and to regulate, Its diet nud clothing? Out In Grace land cemetery, Chicago, there stands a great elm with wide spreading limbs, and roots that teach out for rods In every direction like huge claws to bold It fast "In the earth, so thr.t neither wind nor rain can stir it It is more than 150 feet high, with room in its branches for a hundred nests and it casts a shadow on a sunny day wide as a boulevard. To look at It yon wonld think that nothing could harm It, and that it might stand there a hundred years and still be young. Hut last summer dnring one of those dh!ng thunder showers a bolt of light ning .shot down out of a cloud and struck the elm, stripping off all the bark on one side nearly up to the first limb, more than thirty feet from the ground. Of course, the tree had a chill and the doctor waa promptly sent for. Re knew all about trees, and when he saw the' elm he shook his head it was a bad wound. Indeed," it seemed as It the proud old tree was really suffering pain, and the doctor at once went about find ing a remedy. He knew that if the trunk was left bare the Insects would bore Into It and the birds would follow and peck It full of tolas, and that final- KOAH'S IKK JACK-O'-LAXTEHN. ly It vrou'.d decay, and the first etron xind that' came along would' throw :t down.; For that is the way disease i ffects a tree. So the doctor cut away the clinging bits of bark, to as to make the wound smooth, and then he put on huge piece of court plaster, thirty feet high and six" feet wide much as a regular surgeon would do. This court plaster waa made of a thick coat of tar. through which no Insects could bore, every Inch of "the raw surface being covered. Then the patient waa closely watched and given plenty of water, and In a few weeks time the torn edges of the bark began to grow out smooth and round, pushing Its way over the raw spot and trying to cover It up. The whole process will not be completed this rau, because the elm la about to take a nap fombe winter, but next spring It will go forward again and the doc tor hopes that In the course of a year or two hi big patient will have only a scar left to show the Injury done by the lightning. . As soon as the elm wakes up In the spring the doctor will feel Its pulse te see how it is getting along. He will do this by watching the buds and the leaves for they are the tree's pulse and If they come out on time, green and strong, the signs will be favorable. But If they are late and pale and sickly, the patient may have a bard time winning back Its health. . But let us hope that the tree doctor snd his court plaster may be successful - ' HOUSEIIOLP AFFAIRS. TOM AM rjTVAUD. A delicate invalid custard is mai is follows : Beat up two eggs, mix in half pint of milk, sugar to taste, and some vanilla, lemon or nntmeg flavor inir: when well stirred nour the mix ture into a buttered bowl, cover with-' buttered paper and steam in a sauce pan of boiling water, which should come about half way up the sides of the bowl, for half an hour. A savory custard is made in the sume way, sub stituting cold beef tea, free from all fat, for the milk, and of course leav ing out the BUgar. St Louis Re public. VEAL PATS. Chop fine three pounds of lean veal nd half a pound of fat fresh pork. Mix with the chopped meat one coffee cupful of bread cnimVii and three well beaten eggs,; add two even teaspoon fuls of salt and one salt-spoonful ol pepper. Stir all thoroughly together and inoiHten with a little soup stock. Pack in a buttered mold, which has been rinsed in cold water after greas ing. . Cover tightly aad steam over five hours. Turn out of the mold and put in a warm oven for half an hour, leaving tho oven door open. Put un der a heavy press snd allow the meat to become very cold. Slice in thin slices and garnish with parsley. New York Recorder. - BOAST BEEF HEABT. This' is a dinner dish that always catches the appetita of all English men, and here is the true EngliHh Btyle of rooking it : ' Get from your butcher a nice, plump, firm heart; let it staud in a pan of cold, water in which a handful of salt has been dis solved for half an hour. Prepare a stuffing of grated bread crumbs one good-sized onion, a sprig of pArsley a teaspoonful of dried sage (or better yet is green sage when you can get it), a piece of butter the size of an egg, and pepper and salt Mix these to gether with one well-beaten egg, fill all the holes in the heart with stuffing and boil for ono hour in a small saucepan in which the heart can stand upright, so that the stuffing cannot boil out After it has boiled slowly for an hour take out of the water, cover the top of the heart with a large slice of larding pork and roast for two hours, basting frequently. Serve with currant jelly on very hot plates, and see that the slices are cut thin and lengthwise of the heart it will be more tender. Serve some of the stuffing on each plate. New York Tribune. GBEKC OBAPB PRESERVE. The trouble necessary to the prepara tion of the old fashioned preserve which I hve to recommend ought not to count, writes a correspondent. We can't get something for nothing in this world, and for certain tobthsome morsels we must have the patience of our grandmothers as well as their cook book. It will be easy to those living in the country or those having their own grape vines to procure green grapes. But the most delicious grape preserve I have ever tasted was made of fox grapes that grew wild in stony meadows. It is quite possible even for those living in cities to get wild grapes by bargaining with soma huckster or marketman at the right time. The grapes should be bought when they are still hard, before they have softened in the least, but when they have attained nearly or quite their full size. Having got your grapes, provide yourself with a small, sharp penknife, and cut each grape in half exactly aa you would an orange. Then remove the seeds and throw the fruit into cold water. ' It will take you all day to do fourteen pounds, but the preserves are worth the trouble. Once seeded, the process is the same as for other fruit. Use granulated sugar, allowing pound for pound. Cook until the sirup jellies when oooL and seal in the ordinary manner. This preserve is very rich and of an entirely different flavor from that made of ripe grapes, and is sufficiently acid not to cloy, and is the best "sweet" I know of to serve with meats, Chicago Becord. ' HOUSEHOLD HISTS. Mend the torn pages of books with . white tissue paper. ' Clean brass kettles, before using, .with salt and water. - Clean plaster of paris ornaments with wet starch brushed off when dry. A shovel of hot coals held over spot ted varnished furniture will take out , the spots. After knives have been cleaned they may be brilliantly polished with cnar- ; coal powder. " ' L It saves time and labor to have a ! broom, brush and dustpan for every ' floor in the house. Flatirons should be kept as far re moved from the steam of cooking aa possible, aa this is what causes them to rust. Two parts ot ammonia with one of turpentine makes a mixture which will soften old paint and varnish so that they can be easily scraped off. A towel raek mads with several arms fastened to a half circular centre, which in turns fastens to the wall, is a con venient place for drying dish towels. Wnct Wllons or costive, eat a.Cssairat sandy cathartic core guaranteed. Ma ate. Chicago read. has aa electris elevated There is no mystery aboot t if t it is simply a clear, pure, honest . soap for laundry and household' use, made by the most approved processes, and being the best, it has the largest sale in the world. It is made in a twin bar for con venience sake. This shows The Twin Bar H H H 1 ir Use will reveal The Twin Benefits t Aa Afrtoaa Froetler Station. In the courtyard are burled two white men, Balnbridge and Kydd. the only two whites previously In charge of the station. Kydd died first, and was bur led within the boma, a very unreason able notion; and Balnbridge, aa a dy ing request, asked to be burled beside j bis companion. The two graves, con spicuously close to the station-house, form no cheerful prospect for their suc cessor, Watson, who is certainly phi!-' osophical, for he has told his people, In case be dies, he Is to be burled outside the boma, so as to set a better exam ple, as he drolly told me.:-Century. i Wktt Jarrad. "Come, old man," said the kind friend, "cheer up. There are others." "I don't mind her breaking her en gagement so very much," said the de spondent young man. "But to think that I have got to go on paying the Installments on the ring for a year te come yet That Is what Jars me." In dianapolis Journal; Aa Important Diffcrs-toa.. To make it apparent to thnaiants w'uo thlnv. themselves ill, that they u aot aflLcteJ with any disease, bat that ths system simv'.y ii91 cleansing, is to bring comfort boms to thtif hvarta. as a coitive co.iditioa I easily com I by mint Syrup of rig. Manufactured by tht California Fig Sjrrau Company only, and soM Vy ail druggist. An English motor car manufaclurr is building a two-story steel house to run on wheels, propelled by a motor under it. The top slory is collapsible, so as to enable the house to jmiss under bri(lxes Casoarsts stimulate Vr, kidneys and bow els. Knvar sicken, weaken or gripe. 10c 1 lie micro-organisms thus far dis c vtred in the water supplied to the citizens of Brooklyn' are said -to be of the iiou-poionouj variety; but they are just the food on. which the poison ous microbes thrive. FITstoni ed tree and permanently cored. No llt alter tint dny a uie of UK. Kline's Great Xekve ttKnToKER. Free $2 trial bottle and treat fee. end io lr. Kline, S3 1 Arcb St.. rnila 1'a. Four cakes of manufactured ice averaging more than 8000 pounds each ware taken from the vats of an Orange (Texas) company. One weighed 9000 pounds and measured sixteen fe )t by eight and was fourteen inches thick. Ifaflllcted-with oreeye tue lr. lian Thomp son'! eye w tor. Druggists tell al jc per botue A method of purifying water is in ure in certain continents towns, it is to pass it through revolving vessels c -ntaiumg scraps of irou. Tne iron forms a gelatinous pr.-cipitate with the impurities makes them "settle." 1 can recommend Pi s Cure for Consumption In sufferers from Asthma. K. 1. Towssmiu, lu Howard. Whv , My 4. 18'JL United States Conul Sterner, at Munich, Bsvaria. informs tbe Depart ment of State that a second exhibition of power and labor machines wi!I be held there in 1S98, and American manufacturers are invited to partici pate. " - S'. Vitus' Dance. One bottle Dr. Fenner'l S.-eclfic cures. Ciieuiar. Fredonia, H. Y. AT FRENCH RESTAURANTS. tValters Find Easy Victims Among Travelers from the United States. The restaurant life of Paris is as dis tinctive and idiosyncratic as the club life of London. The two modes of liv ing are totally different, however, and mark elementary divergencies of na tional character and temperament. Tbe Frenchman Is a gourmet; the Eng lishman is a gourmand. The French man likes the open air; the Englishman likes open air, too, but he wants his open air to be latticed in and girt about against Intrusion. That which delights the Frenchman the glitter, the chat ter, the radiant and noisy ebb and flow of the boulevards offends the English man. Yet the better restaurants of Pari! do not get their proflts off their French patrons. It Is the American who Is relied on to bring up the average and to' convert a loss into a gain, and for the Americans, therefore, the trap is set and the triggers are adjusted. He may swear and squirm and amuse the onlookers by his futile attempts in very crooked French to make his mean ing plain, but to no avalL He will have to pay the bllL The swell res taurants have discovered a device for taking the luckless American complete ly captive, which deserves the name of great. - Like everything great It Is simple. No price la affixed to the several dishes upon the bill of fare. Thus the stranger is left entirely In the dark. - He Is at the mercy of the lady accountant and the head waiter. There Is no fixed Standard of value. There Is no check upon enterprising rapacity. Ton order your dinner blindfold, and when "la note" Is brought yon have no recourse The garcon shrugs his shoulders. The other garcons stand around and grin. The maltre de cuslne Is dignity a little tempered by majesty. Ton know that you are being swindled. Ton know that monsieur yonder, who had more dishes than you, and better served, has been charged from 10 to 100 per cent less. But what can yon do? Ton can do nothing. Yon can simply disgorge. If you ask the price In advance yon com mit a dreadful solecism. What doea milor care about prices? Prices are made for the canaille. If milor wants cheap-dinner he go to Duval. The Cafe Volson exists for gentlemen, not for persons who need to economize. The Cafe Anglalse does not desire cheap custom. It prides itself on be ing 'tree Cher." Tbe poor American does not see It at all, bnt yet hla vanity being touched, aa well as his pocket, he goes away-with aa abridgment of the basse la his grumble. He Is a wlsei but a poorer man.-ouisviUs Ceariar-Jewatal. puniiguis I Soap I IT . - RAM'S HOflM BUAST aralaat Uetes CalHna tne WlckeS te -kepeateaca. A DOLLAR never buys much for a stingy man. II isfortnnes and . Imprudence are often twins. 1 God goes with . the man who Is ' willing to take a hard place. There Is no vir tue In doing right simply because we have to. Better be a lamp In the bouse than try to be a star In the sky. God made man too great to And bis life In the present moment How many times good fortune has come to us through our mistakea Backsliding begins when the Chris tian begins to live on stale bread.. The man will be well occupied whose first aim In life is to do God's will. Do what yon can do well, and yon will soon be able to do much better. If we try to please everybody, we shall soon have the respect of nobody. Time Is wasted In trying to make a trotter out of a horse with a broken leg. V God needs Daniels, and Josephs, and Elijahs to-day, as. much aa be did. ever The man who thinks bis sin will never find him out has deceived him self. The man dies well, who dies with the consciousness that he has done his : best It depends on who does tbe preach ing as to whether the devil sleeps in church. .Not to give cheerfully when we give to God Is to take all the value out of the gift The man who earns his bread finds a sweetness In It that the loafer never knows. " ' " The man who loafs when he should be at work will have to work when he might rest Many people want to move moun tains simply to attract attention to themselves. - Tbe man who spends his life In try ing to make this world like heaven does godlike work. The man who always does his best will find a steady demand for the things that be can do. i Solomon's wisdom didn't count for much after Pharaoh's' daughter found a place In his heart j who knowg n()W mUch angels are disappointed when a preacher falls to jdo hl9 pr,yerful best7 Many a man Is screening gravel, who might be dressing diamonds, had he properly Improved his time. If the devil loves his own he must be delighted with the man who says mean things In an anonymous letter. Many a man grovels In the dust, who has an arm long enough to reach the sky, if he would only put It out If we have only one talent we may win as high favor as the man who h.is five, if we will only Improve it as welL When a man begins to talk about Christ having been a good man he shows how much of a stranger to bim he la. There were probably men In the time of Christ who quoted his sayings to each other, and called them fine, but kept on living tbe same old life. Feared the Bicycle Fever. The salesman in the bicycle 6tore itepped forward to greet the prospective customer. "Can I show you anything In wheels that is right up to date?" he inquired. "Yes." was the reply, "and what's more, you can sell It to me. If you work ! it half way right I've held out as : long as I could. I've vowed I never, would make a spectacle of myself for ' the neighbors to scoff at; but I've caught the Infection. I want to go spinning along with the rest of them." j "Everybody cornea around to It in time," said the salesman, with an en- j couraglng smile. "I know It I've seen strong-minded i men whose Intellects are fitted to grap- j pie with the problems of our social sys- i. tern get excited ba discussing whether ; rat-trap pedals are better than the ' other kind. And when I find myself weakening so far as to want to ride one ot the things I'm worried half to death pondering how far tbe attack Is going. So, before we go any further with this transaction I want you to promise me something." . "We will give you any reasonable guarantee." j "Let me feel your biceps. That's a ; pretty good muscle. I hope I'll never , have to call on .you, but, as I said, ; there's no telling how severely the niul- ady may strike In on the best of us. What I want you to agree to Is this: If you ever see me coming up the street In light-colored knickerbockers and a red sweater, with a big collar that folds over the back like, tne one on a lit tle boy's sailor suit, you are to take a club, and, without saying a word about It, chase me right off the bicycle Into' the nearest' embulance." New York Advertiser. The Most Popular. The Inhabitants of Heligoland have an odd custom on New Tear's Eve. They then perambulate the streets with broken pots and pans, which they place before their friends' doors; and the man who has the largest heap before his cottage is considered the most pop ular. When a man eays be is a Bohemian, people begin to wonder If be pays bis debts. Losing "figure" distressing with hplr with a man. with a woman Is aa a woman as losing B 'Sure 9eTs pure Cocoa, and not made by the so-called "Dutch Process? Walter Baker & Co?s Break fast Cocoa is absolutely pure- no chemicals. WALTER BAKER & CO., Ltd., Dorchester, Mass. io a 7wld White Claanliness Is Next to GodiliHss-" ca J' Praisa is Tea Great for . . SAPOLstO How it trapped He t- yh irckine. a well-known Scottish divine, was to hU smipl.city lemarkable tor of manner and. gentle temper. .- - He returned so often from the pal pit minas his pocket handkerchief that Mrs. Erskine at last began to suspect that the handkerchiefs were stolen by some of the old women who lined the pulpit stairs. So both to balk and detect the culprit she sewed a corner of the handkerchief to one of tbe pocket of his coat-tails. Half way up the stairs the good doctor felt a tug, whereupon he turned, round and canght hold of the band of the guilty old woman, saying, with great tec Jerness and simplicity: .So the day, honest woman, no -the day, Mrs. Erskine has sewed It In." Spare Moments. . . To save annoyance, a man should ose the telephone just as he uses hit revolver, only in cases of absolute necessity. - . To clean hard woods and oil cloths wash first with a soft sponge dipped frequently in fresh wster. When the floor has dried, wash it again with a rag dipped in a mixture of hot water and skim milk. - Lemon will do for the yeDow white sailor what . shoe polish does for the worn black one. Remove the ribbon band, and, with a slice of lemon, clean the straw thoroughly. Put on a fresh i band, and the hat is white and fresh. Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Tear Iits Away. If yon want to quit tobacco asinv sally sad forever, reicaln lose manhood, be mads well, strong, marantic full of new life and visor, take No-'i'o-Bac, the wonder-worker that makes weak men strong. Mans- gala taa pounds in ten days. Over 400,000 cared. Boy So-To-Bao f pom yonr own druggist Cadar ausointe nuirautee to care. Book and sample Tree. Aauress sterling Itemed? uo or iew lore It ia said that soft wood under pres sure becsmes considerably harder than hard wood under pressure. Jcst try a 10c. box of Cascarats. the Baas) liver and bowel regulator ever made. . When the British sparrow hawk ia fiyiDg toward its dinner it cleaves apace at the rate of 150 miles an hour. lOOBeward. S100. Tile rea:Ws of th Is paper will he pleased te lo&rn that there is at least on areaaea uis that scenes has been abla to cur in all its strwvs, and that is Catarrh. Ball's Catarrh Cure is the only positive core known te the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a eonetita. Oonl disease, requires a constitutional treat ment. Half's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, acting directly on tbe blood and mueous sur faces of tbe system, thereby destroying the foundation of the diaeate, and giving ths pa tientstrenirth by building un the constitution a:idasistini- nature in doing its work. Th proprietors have so much faith In lta onrativa p'jwers that theyolTer One Hundred Dollars for any cate that it f ni Is to cure, bend tog Ust of t-'Si hiionmls. Address . J. Ciienkv & Co., Toledo, O. Fold by DrUk'Ki-itK, 75e. Hall's Family Tills are ths best An electric boat has been constructed for Ihe inspection of the fsmoua sewers of Paris It pulls itself along by a chain lyiDg in the bottom. Sim. WIm.ow'1 booming yrup lor eblldrsa teething, soften ihe gumi. reduces inaarataa liou. allay, !aiu. cure, wind colia 'JJo a uout. About. Itirty thousand lamps, gas, electric and naphtha, are now utilized ia illuminating the streets, avenues, parks, docks and bridges at New York City. rm Cunrnmecd by IH. J. U. MATER, lOlS Ar h m., i-lJll.A..K. kitati atonce.no opera tion or delay H um busineb. C'onsultauoa frea, rnilor-einvnu 01 physician?, ladles and proml ntnt ciuzens. bcuU lor circular. O&ce hours J A 11. io or. il. A scrum cure for the bubonic plague has been discovered by Gersin of the Paris Tateur Inalitute. He made hia first experiments at Anioy, just after the plague of Hong Kong, China, in 1S94. - . IOI8 A CRY OF WARNING. " I suffered for years and years with womb and kidney trouble in their worst forms. "I had terrible pains in my abdo men and back; could hardly drag myself around; had the 'bines' all the time, was cross to every one t but Lydla XL Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound has entirely cured me of all my pains. ' 1 r-nnnnt. m-nicu it. pnnmrh tmr-m L ... -- - j aloud to all women that their suffer ing is unnecessary; go to your drug gist and get a bottle that you may try it anyway. You owe this chance of recovery to yourself." Mas. J. Stew ard, 2218 Amber St, Kensington, Phila.. Pa. m I Drilling Macmnas tor anv nentn: I.n-e !mprTfii'riii, Ml Moaer Slakers. LOOMIS & r'YrVTAN, Tiffin, Ohio. FOR FIFTY YEARS! MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP has boon av1 br millions nf mathratrrth1 i rhiMn-n w hile Tct-tliiim for over Fifty Year. 1 It iKMiijivs the cliild, Roftena the gum, allay ' all p. -tin, euros wind colic, and Is th teat remttiv tor riinrrnra. THiuiy-live Cent Bytle, MONEY COLO, Ml.rFtf.... ... BOOK FREE. Haa Danehy, Colaaibaa, O. fl D 1 1 i 44 u,d tvmKV hnbitn cured. Book nent ii r lU 71 tree. lr. b. M Wooi.lky.Atlsta.G WHO, wHtHt AU list fAllS. Best Couiih Byrup. Taues Good. in lime. K-.nj rr riniraiMs. fillip 1 u : .3 ""If lAlAtAiASJ ga