-1 - 3 I r ! i, , , ii :. - ; If ii ? d -i j r ' t f r ; i v ; ; t C 3 i i' r c .1 !t t : 1 . i I t . i 1 I TENDERNESS Kot roto every heart is God's good gift Of simple tenderness allowed; w IB (With love in many fashions when we lift First to our life's waters, bitter-eweet. Lore comes upon as with resistless power Of corbless passion, and with head er rone will: It plays around like April's breese and shower. Or calmly flows, rapid stream, and stiU It comes with ths blessedness onto ths heart That welcome It aright, r bitter fate! It wrings the bosom with so fierce a mart That love, we err. is croeler than bate. And then, ah me! When lore has ceased to bless. Our broken hearts cry oat for tenderness We long for tenderness Use that which hung About us. lying on oar mother's breast; A selfish fueling, that no pen or tongue Can praise aright, since silence sings its best; A lore, as far removed from passion's hest As from the chilliness ef Its dying Are; A love to lean on when the failing feet Begin to totter, and the eyes to tire. In youth's bright heydey hottest love we seek. The reddest rose we grasp but when It dies. God grant that later blossom, violets nicek. May spring for us beneath life's antnmn skips; God grant some loving on be near to bless Oar weary way with simple tenderness! can r rancisco Argonaut. A "SAFE" AFFAIR. Philip Marsden, senior partner of Marsden & Rylotty, bankers, at aloue one evening In bis counting bouse. The season bad been a very prosperous one, for much money bad changed bands through the unsettled state of the pub lic mind, occasioned by bank failures and the explosions of public companies. but Marsden & Rylotty' bank bad Stood nmshriken, for it was conducted upon a sound financial basis, with a large capital, and bad become quite an old-established Institution. In consequence of the aforesaid fail ures, the receipts at Marsden's bad ex panded enormously, and Mr. Philip, whose heart and soul were in the life long work which bis great grandfather founded, frequently drove across and stayed behind for an hour or so of late to glance through the transactions of the dny carefully and quietly. It was perhaps a little Indiscreet so far as his health was concerned, for Philip was traveling toward the "sundown" of life, having passed bis three score years and ten. Ills medical adviser had fre quently enjoined him to avoid mental or physical exertion, but when the banker laughed and pooh-poohed tbe Idea tbe doctor, with a merry twinkle In bis eye, prophesied that Uarsden would assuredly die in the harness. The latter almost believed it, too, while admitting that bis Intellect was not so keen, his judgment and discrimi nating faculties not quite so clear, nor his strength what It was some forty years back. He bad been a master financier in bis early days at the bank, conjuring with monetary problems as boys do with marbles, and giving the strictest attention to the work and to the secure custody of the documents and cash within Its walls. Some very ingenious devices In tbe construction of the building and Its rooms were attrib utable to his foresight, artifice and care. Marndcn was a dear old gentleman, genial, happy, and exceedingly kind to tbe staff in his employ, who, in return, performed their duties to the very let ter, knowing the esteem In which their services 'were held and substantially recognized. The moments wore on, and Mr. Mars den with a yawn, rose from his seat, and was Just about to depart when a knock at the side door of the office de manded his attention. Upon opening the door a police sergeant and two stal wart officers in plain clothes confront ed him. "You ore Mr. Marsden, I believe, sir, the bead of the bank?" Inquired tbe Sergeant In en anxious undertone. "That is so. I am Mr. Marsden." "I have some most important evi dence to communicate, If you will grant ns a few minuter In private, sir." "Indeed! Certainly. Step Inside. And these two gentlemen, who might they be?" asked the banker, turning on his heel. "Two detective officers engaged upon their duty' replied the sergeant, and the trio W'fe quickly ushered Into ths private sanctum of the banker. "I am rtnying rather later than usual to-night; it is fortunate I had Dot gone." "Very fortunate, for our visit con cerns you most seriously." "Iudeed!" said Mr. Philip, opening his eyes widely and popping his gold-rimmed spectacles up on his forehead. "Yes, sir, from information which has come Into our possession, and which I must a.sk you in the Interests of public justice not to divulge, but to afford us what assistance you can, I have to in form you that a daring robbery is con templated upon your bank to-night." "Never!" said Mr. Marsden, starting aghast. "Why, these premises are proof against anything." "Yon may think so. but vnn Sss'i kuow these men. To g3 Into the mat ter, sir. It cnnie about In this way: We were on the scent of a notorious little gang of three expert bank robbers and safe-breakers a short time since, and thorough smart fellows, too. But, un fortunately, we only succeeded In ruu nlug one to earth tbe others eluded us. The prisoner was convicted and sentenced to ten years' penal servitude; but, like similar cases we have known, it subsequently came to his knowledge that M eonfederntes had since his In carceration not acted up to their prom ise in making provision for bis aged mother out of their ill-gctten gains, so be. In a spirit of revenge, peacbed upon them, nnJ famished us with full In formation concerning their where abouts and future Intentions. From this pmiit these two other officers can better explain than I." "Ureal heavens! you astound me!" said the nged banker, who became fur ther Collated. "Do not clnrra yourself, sir; they will fail into tiieir own trap, rest assured," continued one of the detectives, taking up the thread of the nArratlve. "Yes, acting on tlx? statement made by the prisoner, uiy coilor.gue aud I instituted j careful .v.id, I n.Ulit say, cunning In quiries, for t'.ie?c wily fellows are diffi cult to track. We have been unable to come upon the two individuals them selves, but after indefatigable efforts from a roundabout coarse a woman, as usual, being at the bottom of It we have learned that they intend fore lag Marsden & Rylotty's bank to-night, sad leaving by the boat express to snorrow for the continent" "The scoundrels!" "But they will just be deceived, sir. JT bit Kfca m plan, sad ask gt to acquiesce In oar carrying It out." "Most certainly whatever yon think best. What do you suggest T" "Well, w want to catch then) red ttanded. aa It were, and ask your per mission to secrets oarselvss upon tbe premise for tbe night, so as to folly be prepared and waiting for oar sws." "Ten, yea. I presum you nave a written authority?" "Certainly, sir." And tbe plainclothes gentlemen drew from tbelr breast pockets the author ised official document bearing tbe n ef the chief of the department; which was quite satisfactory. "After consulting with our superi ors," continued tbe officer, "we think that tb plan we have suggested, with yonr permission, tb most likely to In sure success. We abonld like yon to furnish us with yonr private address, so as to communicate with yon during the night, should yonr servant b re quired." "Yea, of course The Hollies, 15 Wln- stanton crescent "Well known, sir. That will be auffl- eient, thank yon." And the officer Jotted It down ssJek ly In hla poeketbook. After pointing out a ponderous iron safe which be hoped the villain would not turn their attention to, Philip Mars den bade them good evening, requesting them to let him know tbe instant b was wanted. He departed in a feverish tat of anxiety, wondering, naturally, what tbe night would bring forth. Now, directly tbe old gentleman had left the real character of the pseudo police officers was apparent It was quite true that a notorious "little" gang of bank robbers contemplated an attack on tbe bank that night, and those scoundrels were actually non others than- themselves! Their warrant were forgeries, and tbe sergeant's uniform tbe perfection of imitation to tbe last button. No time was to be lost From tbe coattall pockets of the sergeant came some of the finest tempered steel drills and other Implement for forcing and boring Iron safes that ever graced the person of tbe most experienced crib cracker. Deftly manufactured skele ton keys for picking tbe beat and most complicated locks were brought forth; in short, everything needed for a thor ough, daring and successful burglary. 'We've got a long night's work, Char lie, I'm afraid," said one. "Ifs now 9 o'clock, and If we get through this safe under ten hours we're lucky. We must set to work with a will." Accordingly the "sergeant" speedily turned his sttention to the back prem ises with a view to a hurried escape should they be disturbed, while the two others directed theirs to the huge Iron safe spoken of by tbe banker. Drills were quickly applied behind tbe binges of the door, and boring began In real earnest, for these "gentlemen" burglars knew pretty well everything worth knowing as to tbe construction of most safes In use. Progress was very alow at first, but tbe men never ceased. Drill, drill, drill, on went tbe work almost In silence. Now and then Just a short spell for a "breather." Midnight arrived, and a little better progress, for they labored harder than ever. One, 2, S o'clock, and now the huge Iron door began to yield and crack a little. "rough work, Jim. But lfu pay us in tbe eud, old fellow. Keep It up. W must finish It by 6 o'clock, for perhaps some blessed office cleaner may be here, or people be moving outside." Four o clock, aud a good aperture was made. Five o'clock, and they were perspiring like blacksmiths at a forge In July, and they worked like demons with tbelr drills and levers. Presently, with a united and terrific effort, the outer door was loosened from its sock ets. "(rood!" muttered one, as they grad ually, yet laboriously, lowered the mighty piece of metal to tbe ground. "The Inner compartment la very short work, chummle." And so It proved, for with tbe utmost dexterity one pried the lock as tbe oth er, with a thin chisel as hard as ada mant, started forcing the door. "One more wrencb, Jim, and then for the spoil!" And be rubbed his handr with glee. Clangl And open flew tbe door. But what? Foiled! Frustrated! Baffled! The safe was empty! Tbe scoundrels, who had Instantly dived tbelr hands Into tbe Interior, shrank bsck aghast, swearing and pouring curses upon the old banker's bead. "Bab! tbe old blackguardl He has done us, Jlm And who'd have dream ed It?" "There's no time to lose," blurted bis confederate, smashing anything bs could lay bis hands on. In sheer wan tonness. "It's striking 8 o'clock, and work people are about" Tools were hurriedly collected and pocketed again, and the "sergeant," with a disappointed growl, suggested that they should go out by the door they came In by, as nobody was stirring much, and the back way meant scaling walls and roofs. This they did, but Immediately on emerging Into the street they were met by Mr. Marsden In com pany with three constables. The old banker had experienced a sleepless nlgbt and risen early, calling at the po lice station. Innocently enough, on his way to ascertain the news, if any, and he was there astonished to learn that they believed It to be a bogus affair, as they knew nothing of it. There was a desperate effort on tbe part of the burglars to escape, but one or two passing workmen at tbe cry of "Help!" rendeted assistance and the "police officers" were strongly secured. Philip Marsden, on stepping into tbe bank, although greatly unnerved and agitated at the state of affairs, could scarcely suppress his laughter on find ing that bis "decoy," as be called it, had given so much trouble, and thoroughly done tbem, although he was quite ig norant of the plot he had unintention ally laid for tbem. The "decoy," an old. Insecure safe, which wss always purposely kept emp ty, was one of Mr. Marsden's Ingenious ideas for throwing burglars off the scent, being fixed in a prominent po sition to attract notice, while other safes containing the valuables were far away from tbe rooms In ordinary use. The pseudo-detective officers are in safe custody now. They have tbelr regular "drills," and instead of picking locks, pick oakum. Liverpool Mercury, The Baby' Picture. "I am tired to death," declared Mrs. Matronly as she reached home from down town tbe other evening. "What's the matter?" asked her boa band. "Been having baby' picture taken. They have a way of taking them in stantaneously now, yon know." 'How long were you at ItT "Three hours and a half," Detroit Tree Pre. fdfe LITTLE FOLKS. A COLUMN OF PARTICULAR IN TEREST TO THEM. BamMUmm tkmt Will later tk Jw vrail H r of Every HaM -Ouist Acts) aad Betgdst ajrla mt Mmmr Cat aad Caaala Tk Kill of Laplaaa. I know a tiny monarch who ha take hi command Within a quiet region, whr a faithful little band 0f people do his blddin or yield hba homage true. And watch his faintest gesture, as eld vassals used to do. His territory's bordered by two encircling arms. Aad keeping In their shelter, he Is safe from all alarms; Ebis lead Is sometimes "rocky" if hs foal inclined for Jest. Or lie at peace, a quiet plain, when be weold stay at rest. On moan tain rises northward, aad I kaown as Mother Brow, While st aad west ar twin-eray lakes. ralUrtlaa I avow. tta prettiest bit of ifatnr that a human heart can oee (Whene'er the little monarch I alert far Jubilee. Bat when he's feeling weary from the riding oat In state. Ar bowing to his subject and serfs im portunate. Retiring to the castle, his regal head, ear King fays down In princely grandeur, while loving minstrels sing. If yen woald find his royal seat, you need not sail the sea. - "tor strange enough his throne is set In this home of the free. Inst find the nearest nursery, and bow to the command Of the loving little monarch, who is King of all Lapland. -Ladles' Home Journal. The Trae taat Waat Wltlf. When the tree was small no doubt It had the best Intentions of becoming a tall, straight and beautiful tree. But when It had grown large eaough to and out a branch this branch went wrong perhaps some boy stepped on It and Instead of growing ont and up like other branches it started off down ward. The next branch above saw this. aad was no doubt sorry about It So it bsnt over and persuaded the lower branch to grow up as a good branch should. So the lower branch turned aad went straight np to Its friend, seized firm hold of it, even growing into it and the two wont up together. "Soa will see how this was done from the picture, which was taken from a photograph of a tree in Hamilton, Mo. Did any of you ever hear of a tree that played a stranger prank? The afother Blackbird an Hnater. One of our girls who read last week about tbe white blackbird writes and tolls us a quaint but pretty little story, which shows bow an old mother black bird regarded her chicks. Ton will be Interested in reading It: "Once upon a time a kindly old man started out In the morning to go bunt ing. He wo passing through a thickly wooded forest and fancied he heard a mother blackbird calling to him: 'Oh, kind sir, do not shoot my chil dren.' "The hunter replied: 'Tell me how I may know your children and I will promise not to harm them.' " 'Oh,' she replied, yon can easily tell mine, for they are all white.' "The hunter departed, saying that h woald not shoot tbem. Night came on and the same old man wended his way homeward through the woods. But this tims be found the mother bird moaning and In great distress. On in quiring the cause of her grief she ex claimed: " 'Ton nave killed my chlldr.' "H aald that was impossible, as he shot only young blackbirds, and yours, you ssy, were white.' "Still sobbing, she aald: " "They have been black to you, but they ar all whits to me.' "Chicago Record. Good Oaaac. It 1 not always easy to think of good game and other entertainments for the lawn and park partloa which are o popular at this time of year. It is quite necessary, as every girl hostess knows, that the fun should begin tbe moment the guests appear, so they will never know that there baa been any Ice to break. A good way to do this is to tart the boys and girts first to arrive on a few of the old, but always amus ing, tongue-twisters. Just ask tbem to ear "mixed biscuits" a few times, and then try "gig whip." In a moment they'll all be laughing and ready to at tack the very next guest who arrives, and tangle him up. If any one ventures to say that theae are not really "tongue twisters" auggeat In yonr calmest voice: "Six thick thistle sticks." By the side of this old Peter Piper and his peck of pickled peppers fades Into Insignificance. If you happen to have a kodak, and the sunlight Is bright this Is your ihance. Bring- it out quite suddenly ind take pictures of all the guests pres ent while their faces are acrewed np In the effort to master "thistle sticks." lou will get some very funny results, ind when the photographs ar finished ihey will make a moot amusing ouvnl af tb occasion. Having graduated from "thistle ticks," try soms of the following twist ers : "Can a tinker tin a tea kettle, tickle a talker or tackle a klteT" "Stop at the shop at the top of 8tate street" "There was an old woman and a&e s-as a thistle sifter. She bad a sieve of lifted thistles aad a sieve of unsifted thistle, aad ah was a thistle eif ter." "She stood at the door welcoming aim in." Another interesting diversion is the rye-hole gam. Suspend a sheet be tween two trees or In front of the lawn teat and cot a hole In It just the else of an ordinary eye Than let part of the eonfpany go behmd the test and part remain outside On by ana those 'n tlde step tip and place a y dose to the hoi, and tboaa on tbe other aide try b arnajl t) nan at tW pg-Qft, This THS TRKG THAT WIST WROHQ. ImnSmf Ddl Or sliver dol. dollars bus will well lavoat at ihMssssoalf t bey go to boy few bottles or Hood's SMsapsruia for loll aWSJoto. Tb body aiut b fort Med against tb dancers of disraas germs wWa lurk la tb otr and rlss from di-osylng veaetsttoa. Tat aaisaw m Rich Red Blood And tb tnw way to get pur blood to tab tb On True Blood PurtBar, Hood's Baiaspa- till This SMdidn M aasd by tbousuila, nut only to obi dlnasss caused by impure blood, but to keep tb Mood pur and healthy. "I bar bsea taking Hood's BanapsrUla for laipure blood, and It has eured ate of a bad blood disorder. I hav also ossd Hood's Fills and I and both then nedlelna to b exactly as represented." Qmo. W. Ambhosk, CM bertoa St, Autos, New Jersey. IHIoodli s Sarsaparilla Is the bast tb On Tree Blood Farlfl Hood's Pills "Ter Ul t jo IVWU 9 fills uke, easy lo operate. 5e. ia mnch harder than It would seem, for, although the guessing party may press ap close to the sheet and examine the eye very carefully. It often happens that no guess Is correct There Is a great deal of fun In this game. It may be played Just before lunch ia served, with tbe girls behind the sheet aad the boys in front. The boy who first guesses the name of the owner of tbe flrat eye presented has the pleasure of tbe com pany of that young lady to lunch, and so on until all the eyes are guessed. Fact Reoorded la Wool. "The sheep from which that wool was cut" said a wool commission man on Michigan street "didn't have enough to eat during February and March. How can I tell? Why, there is a weak spot In tbe wool which was made during those months. Anything which affects the growth of the sheep, whether prolonged dry weather In the summer or disease or want of food ia the winter, will show In tbe wool Just as accurately as tbe beat or cold la shown In a thermometer." "The wool business," he continued. 'is like every other; it la full of little details that are surprising to an out sider. Tou ask any wool dealer who has ever handled New England wool and he will tell you tbe clippings of sheep from the same breed on oppo site sides of tbe Connecticut River, one In New Hampshire and the other In Vermont differ from each other. On one side of the river is a granite soil and on the other a limestone soli, and tbe difference In grass grown on theae two soils makes a difference In the wool. Now, the rich black prairies of Illinois mske a wool from the same family of sheep which is quite a little coarser than the wool of the sheep grown on the finer grass of Ohio and Pennsylvania. The fiber of the Illinois wool Is not so clear, dense or strong a that produced In Ohio." Free Press. A Wonderroi Material. The peat, or turf, taken from ths Irish bogs, Is used aa fuel In the man ufacture of cloth, and when subjected to great pressure become as hard as ebony and may be used for a variety of mechanical purposes. After being washed, dried and teased It presents the appearance of an exceedingly coarse brown fabric. After further carding It changes to a delicate, creamy, chocolate-colored fiber, which can be spun into yarn or woven into woolen goods. It can be bleached to a snowy whiteness and dyed any color. It can be produced for one-third the coat of shoddy, and In the finer mokes ths appearance Is equal to tweed. Sev eral members of the royal family. In cluding the Duchess of Tork, have pur chased dresses of It It Is also an anti septic and possesses absorbent qualities so great that It will soak up nine time its own weight of moisture. The value of peat fiber as a non-conductor of beat baa been long known In this country, where It is used In tbe lining of re frigerators and cold-storage rooms, and also aa a covering for steam pipe. From Hi Btaadpolas. 'Have you come to see about why the garbage wasn't collected T asked the housewife. "No. I ain't," replied tbe contractor's agent indignantly. "I've come to find out what business you people have to make a complaint over a little thing like waltin' a week or two for tbe man to come around. That a what I'm her for." Washington Star. LINCOLN AS A LAWYER. 'Win Bight, He'll Baat Torn Wfcea Wroag, loa Moat B Cutnd, 'NAbraham Lincoln," said Senator Toorbeee recently, "waa known to me long before he ever came to the White House, or I dreamed of Congress. I remember him when I waa a young man as a tall, angular figure, with a ehaggy hock of dark hair, who used to ride the circuit as a lawyer, and whose business occasionally brought him as fsr as my bailiwick In Indiana. Bven In an early day Lincoln had considera ble fame aa a successful trial lawyer. He told stories as effectively then as be did In after years, when, aa a Presi dent bis stories were bound to be a euo cea. He was a singularly good talker to juries, and bad that convincing gift which few men possess of talking with his audience rather than to it Most speakers talk to' an audience. Lin coln talked 'with' his, and that with bla homely rhetoric, through which ran an eternal current of sentment, waa the real secret of his victories. "Few lawyers cared to meet Lincoln on even terms. Even when ha bad a weak case he was dangerous. Douglas once said of him: "When Lincoln Is right you can't beat him, when bo la wrong yon must be d d careful or he'll beat you. This makes a trong man of Lincoln.' Douglaa waa right, and the history of his later collision with Lin coln on the stnmp, and final great con tost with him at the ballot box, might go a long ways coward proving It "Lincoln was a man of tremendous physical strength. He had long, gorilla like arms, and waa aa powerful as an ogre. In his younger days ha bad great fame as a wrestler. It was the com mon practice of lawyers In that day to pat la the noon hear la WieatHng. leap ing aad running. Tha member of tbe bar were as wU known for tbelr wrest ling aa for thetr strength before lodge and Jury. Lincoln waa unquestionably the champion wieatlsr of bla time and drenlL Ma eae ever anccdd la get ting him oa hla back. With Lincoln's strength aad facility for physical ax U abonld b ao woBdaf t&At hs a A RUSH TO GUIANA. A CaUforaUa's Letter Draw Crowd to tb Oeld-Plalda Owing to the unsettled stats ef affair la Venesuels. I departed for British Qnlana, where life and property were secure. On arriving at Georgetown, tne beautiful capital of the colony, with about alxty thousand inhabitants, i found a hundred Calif ornlo minora stranded and full of Indignation. They bad been lured to Guiana by a letter which bad found wide circulation la tbe newspapers of the Pacific coast A man who had served aa cook in a Cali fornia mining camp bad gone to Guiana and had found a good position aa man ager of a placer-mine on the Barima Klver. Elated by hla good fortune, he wrote a glowing account of bla pros pect to his wife In California. She showed tbe letter to tbe editor of tbe local paper, who published It aa an Item of Important mining aewa. Thla letter within a abort time bad the effect of starting groups of mm from tb coast mining fields, eom of them avea from British Columbia. It wsa a tlms of depreaaloa la the mining industries ef tbe Pacific eeaat, and a great many mloar wre oat of employ ment Though tbe writer of the letter bad no Intention of attracting others to hla El Dorado, ths CaUfrmiaas, who bad aasumed that It would bo aa eaay to prospect for gold In Guiana s In California, regarded blm aa the author of their misadventure, and Indulged freely In threats of vengeance. No harm came to him, however, because It Is not a light matter to violate the laws in British Guiana. Aa these stranded miners had no money, they were unable to prospect, which requires a more or less expensive outfit; and they could not find employment In the diggings for the reason that white men are not eui ployed on the placers, except as man agers; aad In fact nearly all tbe man agers, like the laborers, are colored men. The Oallfomlans had great difficulty In getting away; some of them reached home aa stowaways; a very few ob tained situations. One of them was engaged for six month ss manager of a placer-mine on the Potaro Blver, owned by a syndicate of colored men. which produced from three hundred to four hundred ounces of gold a month. He fell 111 Just aa his time waa up. When he recovered be Invested bis sav ings in an outfit, and started up th Cuyunl River, but found nothing. An other man secured a eltuatlon partly through tbe fact of bla being a free maon. Century. ALMOST A MIRACLE THE aaSTOKATIOir TO KK1LTH OF A rjtoMiNatrr mam. Wra Oat by Kapoaar aad Brafcaa Daws la Maaltb Waa la Misery (ar Moalbs -Ia Ka wr tai Story. from Vis JVrwr, ClarkiUmrg, W. Fa, In the iatsraat of sobmbo humanity, your reporter has tb honor to sand you an inter est tax and profitable Interview had with one of Hurrljou Oottaty aaott highly stsmi eitdseas, eeaeernlag hi narrow aad alrasul oos aseaps fross death. Tb person referral to is Mr. Fiord K. Baroett, otJarrisvills, Wast Virginia, who Is well known through out Harrison County ami other sections f the Btata Mr. Banett's narrative la aS toilows: "1 11 vs at Jarvisvil!, Vast Vinriaia, was bora and raiaad tbere, and an thlrty-aln years of ag- 1 am a Tanner by occupation, and the expseore aaJ hartlabips Incident to this life anally overcame a atroaa; constitution, aad 1 tba month of Hay, Isfct, I waa seised with what tba BMdloal fraternity Broaouaoed sciatic rhaamatsM. Tne disease waa ant felt la tk hla aad soon became soversly painful, within short tine tb whole lower aatrassHy was a ft oct ed and beaaiae terribly awoliea, aad at times the pala wbiek was almost anbsenMe extended np Into th I sbeuldar. I eonaaKed the best physioLta aad spaolaUats ia th oouatry, some at whom treated as eme tlma, but to ao saeeassfal parpe . 1 ased vuloas patent BMdtataas aad HalsiaaM of wide rreamsneedatiea, bat aoae et tbem gave reilaf. I worried alaag this way for seoM stoat ha, betas: naebl to work aad at Uomb enable to mow. I tinsi lestleas at BiteM aad can Id not sleep. Tb diasaas seemed to a Beet my heart aad It was artariy Imsgssssls to U oa my left aid oa eoeeaat the siii la nil el the pala at th heart. "My nasHlsa asemiit s hnpslsss oa aad I was mask awMuuragad, wbea by ohaae I baaaaaad s saad aa aoooaat la tba Wbssl lag JaasMaaaaf af the waadesfal eat of a peesoa Hail Ilk mveaM, that Dr. WW iaW Plat Frits had eCvote. TWswassom Urns la tea meoth of Deeamher. I Immedi ately praams a bax aad bagaa te as them. Aoaaage ssmsnaarsd at eaas. "I eHasd to take th Bills aarJi I felt atlraly ease. To-day I am a wall aad aoaad maa. Tbe Bin Bet calf eared my rheamatsMB, bat dvev that treahl pala bom my heart mm wtl. er mass than a year aow I hav not bean troabiit la th slightest with etther malady, at say ether far that matter. I am a Mreag maa aad perform as moon manual lab sa aay far Mr. Baraett ia a maa highly reapeoted tor veracity. Bla atatemeats are corroborated by hm Baighbee aad ale taaovary m ascribed to these of Dr. WUiiama' Film. As he talked to your resetter, ba snowed very alga of being maa la xsUeat health aedealy to glad to toil tb simple story ef how his lit was saved by tb as of tb pills. Dr. wtltaams' Fink Film eeatsta. ta a eoa deased term, all th elemea t aisaasary to give new Ufa aad riebnass to tb Mood sad rant ore saarmra aarvm, xaey arena a faiHBg apseiae for sash dbnaam a leaemotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St Tubs' daaee, aoiattca, aaaralgm, rbeamatism, aervoas hiadaeh, the after effect of la gtlnsa, palpi tation of th beast, pal and sallow ton- piextoas, all forma of waa la am either in mate or female. Piak Film are aald by all dealers, or will be seat pest paid oa receipt of pit, S6 emus a baa. or six boxes for aio, by addreasag Dr. Williams' Medietas Oompaay, Scheaeotady, N. A Frofltabla Baraala.. Mr. Wood, slater, of Laurencekirk, purchased at a sale a bundle of five books, one of which wsa described by the auctioneer as Barns' Poems. The nm paid for the lot waa about live centa. The volumes were stored away until lately, when Mr. Wood noticed that a high price had been paid for a copy of the Kilmarnock edition of Burns, and remembering that hla copy waa printed at Kilmarnock, he brought It under the notice of Mr, Orelg, bank er, Laurencekirk, who pronounced the book one of the original Kilmarnock editions, aad farther, that an Inscrip tion waa probably in tbe bard's own handwriting. The volume waa sent to Bonthby's, where a great sale of books had just been concluded, when, for hla 2d. worth, Mr. Wood has obtained 9S50. ftothtaa t Tbent. First Moth For beaven'a sake, let's get back to the dry where I can get a decent maaL Second Moth What's the matter? First Moth I haven't struck anything but bathing suits since I came here New Tork World. Worked Both Motion. Bquljdlg My wife called me sp by telephone this morning. McSwllllgen What for? Squlldlg To oaD n down. Ex change. Osttlns; rafbr H aaya tta lovea two, ba, can ba support 70a ta tba style you have baa accustomed tor rnghtsr Bvn better, father, dawn, If yon will jnat furnish tbe money; that la aU that fflu Tmftatlaai of Wood A patent baa been taken out for a singular butlngenlous process for mak ing glass veneer. '.Tbe invention re lates primarily to the production of ornamental glass, which may bo either mi-transparent or opaque, and Is ma.de to represent highly polished wood of any description. When need for veneering, It is particularly adapted for vestibule and other doors, the ex terior of the glass having the appear ance of polished wood, while In the In terior af the house It shows semi transparent The proceee by which this material is produced Is to cloud a ht of ground or plain glas on on :1e with a liquid dye of tbe proper color to represent any dird wood. The , dyo Is applied by mean of a aponge. which Is so manipulated aa to bring out tfaa semblance of tbe green of the wood upon the acrfaco of the glass. A badger brush Is nsed to soften tbe shading. Tbe glass is then covered with photographers' varnlab. This leaves the grain dear and fast, with out tb necessity of using any gelatin ous substance, which would render It liable to arack and spoil the affect. To complete tb operation, the glass ia allghtry heated, and the various shade required for the particular wood to be Imitated ar caused to flow over It by maaaa of a syringe. The merging of the shading Into each other Is prevent ed by the beating of the glas. Tba whole la made semi-transparent by the application of another coat of photog raphers' varnish, which preserves and protects the dyes. The exterior sur face then presents the appearance of a finely polished, solid wood finiah. Me Her Match. "Clara, you know that young; man that I aald I was going to twlat around my finger?" "Tea, Maud. Did yon do Itr "I tried." "Well, did you succeed V "I suited out aU right, but finally found myself folded up la his arms." Exchange. Haw' TbisT We offer One Hundred Ootlors Reward for any ease of Catarrh that cannot eared by Hail's Catarrh Cure. F. J. Ca mtsv A Co.. Props-. Toledo, O. We. th undersigned, have known s'.J.Che- aey lortaeiastisyeara.ana oeimve niui feetly honorable In all bnalneoa tranmetioae and financially able to carry out any obliga tion made by tneir firm. Wat m Taoax, Wholeaale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. Wacoiao, Kinaaw A Maavuc, Wholesale Dru-igiaU, Toledo, Ohio. Hnil'a Catmrrh Cnre in taken Internal It. sat. lng directly upon the blood aad mucous eur raeesor inetyatem. ma, iac per ooiue. djib by all DrasK'sta. Testimonials free. Hall's Family Plim or th bask The Czarina of Bussia, it is said, is anexnart swimmer, and recently had a great swimming tank erected in the Winter ralace. Merit tVlaaand that Is why Hood's Bar apa- ril.a holds the abiding confidence of the public Hood'i Sanaparilla m known by the cures It baa made. It is tne One True Blood Purifier. f aod's Pills cure liter ills, ccnttlpailon. Jaundice, sick headache, biliousness. 25c. In Alpraeh, Bwitzerland, is a timber slide said to be the biggest in tbe world. At any rate, it is eight miles long, nd is helping to denude old Mount Pilatus of trees. Core Guaranteed by iR. J. B. MAYFR, 101 J Arrh St., mill Kane at once: no opera tion or delay Irom bntinead. ConbUltauon free. nUorserneuu ol parau-ian, Udiei and promi nent citizen, baud lor circular. Olic huuii i A M to at. M. Oenrfp fruikahanlc was constantly o making portraits of himself. A com Dleta series of these r.ictures from the time the caricaturist was twelve years old ia about to be published in Lon don. 1 am entirety cured of hemorrhage of lunm by Piso's Cure tor Consumption Louisa LiNDa atAM, Bethany, Mo., Jan. 8. 'iH. It is said that Rev. Samuel D. Mer rill, now of Rochester, N. Y., was tbe first white child born in the te: ritory, now state of Nebraska, when his father was laboring sa a missionary among the Indians. FITBstonped free and permanently eared. X fits after flrxt day's use of Da. Kuss's Gaaa SfsavsBssTOMBK. inn t trial bottleand treat, hie. aeaate Dr. mine, ftil Arch at, falls.. Pa, Edinburgh, (-'Gotland, has lust re ceived through its Lord Provost, an offer of (500,000 toward building; a town hall from an anonymous person. In the last few years tbe city baa re ceived $1, 900,000, in Rifts. MSN and ladles' In email towns wishing to earn 118 a week easily, write ua; we will ex plain. Kxckihob chemical lo Kocheuar, N. V. Lock Box 60S. The famous collection of . drawings and engravings by the old masters formerly in the possession of Colonel Maioolm, has been sold to the British Museum for $125,000, though it is said to ba worth about $200,000. Mrs. WlniidWi eootnlng syrap Aw ehudrea teething, eoflem ibe sum, reduces Inflamma Ilea. alUri pain, cum wind eoUe. sooeuoiu. There were 56.600 cases of cholers in Japan last year, 40.000 of wbicb were fatal. Hearine the note of a redbird hisrh in a tree, while on a picnic, a Louis ville (ivy.) bud fancier determined to capture the songster and climbed al most to the branch where It wvl perched, when be slipped and fell, fracturing his sknil. Gladness Comes With a better understanding' of tba transient nature of the many phys ical ilia which vanish, before proper ef forts gentle efforts pleasant effort rightly directed. There ia comfort in the knowledge that ao many forma of sickness are not due to any actual dis ease, but simply to a constipated condi tion of the system, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Fifrs, prompt ly removes. That ia why it is the only remedy with millions of families, and is everywhere esteemed ao highly by all who value good health. Its beneficial effects are due to the fact, that it is the one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness, without debilitating the organs on which it acta. It is therefore all important, in order to get its bene ficial affects, to note when yon pur chase, that yon have the genuine article, which ia manufactured by the California Fig" Syrap Co. only, and aold by all rep utable druggists. elf in the enjoyment of good health, and tba system is regnlar, then laxa tives or other remedies are not needed. If afflicted with any actual disease, one may bs commended to the moat skillful physicisms, but if ia need of a laxative, then on abonld have th beat, and with tba weU-mfonnedo'oi t where, Syrapof Figs etaada big and ia most largely 1 nsaamaaaaaaemanawaab A M? wash looks fflscosraginr. Bat when yo bare the rlrfct oeapoa to attack tb Rest stack of soiled cJoUms who, tna aatu ia half woa Sunlight Soap - b) ths weapon to we. It win atak that bin man. took like pU of driven snow. . All the sheets sad btanksts as wsa as taa daltcau fabric will baatved by Saallgbt Soap, and than wont bs any tearing or tipping, sesana yo doat bare to rob. Las Labor Oraater Comfort KS.V.T. Changed. ' He nsed to be the meekest man In all the human race But since he bought a bicycle 1 He travels on bis face. -Ufa. Bb Wasn't BaabfaL " . "I would kiss yon If I bad tba cheek to do It," aald a bashful young man to hla sweetheart. "What's tbe matter with your lips 7" jueried she. Detroit Free Press. Intay Cbarlla, Charlie I say, dear boy. Chappie YaaaT Charlie I wish some one would in vent a cigarette for hot weather that one could amoke without having to light 1L Exchange. Not tbe Hia-bt Answer. Officer Private Schultx, after yon have served three years faithfully, what are you tbenT Private Schultx (saluting) Three years older. Texaa Slf tings. Woree. "I hav never yet heard Bunklna aay a kind word about anybody," remarked the gossipy citizen. "Neither have I." was the response. "He's worse for running people down than a trolley ear." Washington Star. Aa Affectionate Farewell. Miss Newrltch (bidding her bosom friend good-by at the dock) And would n't It be grand If I should catch a lord over there? Miss Oldstock Yes, then you would e a lady. New York World. The Idiot. "Woman," said the sentimental boarder, "la a little lower than the an gels." "She comes high," assented tbe cheer ful Idiot. Indianapolis Journal. A Reason for It, Trlvvet Skidmore gave his seat In a street car to a lady thla morning. Dicer Oh, come now; don't Impose on my credulity. Trlvvet It's a fact. He told me af terward that there was a hole in the window back of him and be was afraid of the draft Judge. Sense of Humor. "Ton needn't tell me that women have no sense of humor," said Rlcketts to Fosdlck, "Well?" "I overheard a stuttering man pro pose once. He said: 'I 1-1-love y-y -you d-d-d-devotedly, m-m-my d-d-dear B-B-Blanche. W-w-wwlll y-y-you m-m-ni-marry m-m-mer And after the deliv ery of this declaration on the Install ment plan the minx bad tbe audacity to say: 'Oh, George, this Is so sudden.' Town Topic. Draw In a Card. Dusty Rhodes I don't believe In giv ing one's fortune to some badly venti lated orphan asylum. I shall leavs mine to those who attend my wake. Wits William How can yon fix it? Dusty Rhode I shall leave word to give a fried oyster with every tear. New Tork World. Aanaslaa Detective Work. HIJlaks Tbs Brooklyn police have, Just struck a clew to a great murder mystery. Ixvecutt Good! I suppose they'll promptly bring th murderer to Jus tice? Hljlnks Hardly. He'a been dead these twenty years. Town Topics. A Good leasoa. "PI spar a copper; I'm so hun gry!" "Why don't yoo work?" "Because that would make me still mors hungry." Judy. Almost Wiped Oat, Florida native Ilka to make game of inquisitive travelers. An English cockney waa talking with a "cracker." "Yes," said tbe FMrtdlan, "we had an awful firs down in Swamp City last week. Only seventeen houses left standing." "My goodness I How many wsrs tbere before?" "Eighteen." Youth's Companion. Oot Off Baay. "Howley waa badly hurt last ton day." "How?" "In soms way h dropped a Sunday newspaper on hla foot and crushed it," Texaa Sifting. Aa Asabltloaa Cat Caller What haa become of 'the two tailed kitten yon used to bars oa ex hibition hers? Manager It worked itself to death trying to catch both Its tails atonc Truth. A Ha Inferred. First Tourist (grandly) While in Eu rope last summer I went ttsrough Wales. Second Tourist (from Chicago) Cow much did hla prlnceleta hav In . hla clothes T Truth. Worth It, -Bingo (sternly) Bobble, Mrs. Sllm son, next door, says yon tied a cannon cracker to her dog's tall this morning and bs hasn't been seen elnce. Now, sir, I'd like to know what yon gained by such conduct? Bobble X gained a dollar bill from her husband. Life, "ijfmj are yon putting such big words In that challenge?" asked the eminent pugilist of bis prlvsjt secretary. "They ar Jaw-breakers, slrf Zhe explana tion was quit sattstactorjf. Puck. 'ester 7erk ttixdy Tfcm Ucrk Hard." Great Efforts trt lsscussry la Rjate Chaniag If yea Us APOLIO n. ware! There la new kind of bug. and It M a corker. It 1 spreading over ths country from the Southwest, and bu man beings are Its cbusea prey. AI ready it ha lav.tJed die Mississippi Valley In great numbs.-, aud many persona have nearly died from Its Wtcs. Not a whit more cheerful does lals news become when It is expla!:Cd that the Insect in question is a gUnt spe cies of bed bug. It comes from Mexl. co and Texas, and It measures a fo Inch In length. Mutually t afe. He I never mean what I say to a summer girl. She And I never believe what a sum mer man says to me. He Good. Then we might as weR be engaged without further loss of time New York World. A Truth. Teacher What is "lo lie?" Johnnie "To lie" Is the Imperfect form of "to Hah." We have noticed that when tbe dogs get after a rabbit. Its left bind foot doesn't save It. t at " TIEED SALESWOMEN. EMPLOYERS SHOULD BE MORE CONSIDERATE. i Xatereatlag Statement by a Toang Iac I In Braoklva. In tbe vast retail establishment of large cities, many women are em ployed aa saleswomen. Men formerly held the poeitiunsthaa women now hold, il and while ' women'sor- ganism is less strong t han men's : thev are expected to do ' the same work. Their duties i compel them to be on their feet from i morning to night, and many of them, in a Bhort time, contract these dis : tresslng complaints called "feme! ' diseases." i Then occur irregularities, suppressed or painful menstruation, weakness, indigestion, leucorrhoea, general ds bility and nervous prostration, i They are beset with such symptoms as dizziness, aintness, lassitude, ex : citability. irritability, nervousness, ; sleeplessness, melancholy, " all-gone " and " want-to-be-left-alone " feelings, blues and hopelessness. In such cases there is one tried snd true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles. The following is a sample : " My dear Mrs. Pinkham : After writing you, and before your, answer came, 1 was too miserable to go to the store, and so lost my position. That ! was five weeks ago. I am now back a gain in my old place, and never felt ao well in all my life. The bear- ing-down pains and whites have left ' me, and I am not a bit nervous or ,' blue. I-ife looks brighter to me. I don't get tired, my temper is real ! sweet, and I could scream right out ! sometimes for joy. Your Vegetable Compound is ry stand by. on don't know how thank ful I am to you for sav ing me from suffering. Every woman in my position should know of your won derful remedy. 1 never saw yon, but 1 love you for being so good to ma." Edith W. 6th Ave., Brooklyn, N. Y. Mm, Annie T. Bisley, of Ho. lia South 69th St., Philadelphia, is the wife of a prominent real estate agent aad moves la high social el rales. She Is also a member of th Presby tsrian Ctro rah. Under dot of Sep tember 11th, 1806, Mrs. Bisley writes, "I writ to thank yon for th bans nciai res oils from the ns of Bipans Taboles. I saw them advertised, a and though I rarely pnt maohg confidence in patent msdlolaas, I decided to try them. Biao I began taking them my dyspepsia has di minished, and I can feel that it Is leaving ma My complexion has Improved, and I feel like s saw woman notgh 'new woman' of th present fad, but a rejuvenated aad physically regenerated being. (Signed). Mas. A. T. BtSLSX." Ureas Tabwna an sold byeratsfeaf, ar ar by malt rae tenant Saw toS. U kew iw same HVXJ m WWW WWAfi "ft AJ n. IS eaaia. waewirraaawwliaawsni FOR FIFTY YEARS I MRS. WINSLOWS SOOTHING SYRUP Fifty Yec-a. It soothes tBeehUdTeoruasm maw, aiiaya an pala. m warn nan rvmear I fordaurtaea. Tweaty-ave Ceata a fTatiis.' A GENTS AND SALESMEN in ivl.e.c.ia i cnu. Etikt Storb KrrpsB must have it. We wantaaenutosell it lo them, fits' num. ... r, not a catch-penny scheme. Butale- Kittmatemoner-mAiclii biisiuew. Wr It quick to SOL COLEMAN dt CO.. Memphis, Tlnn. P ENSIONS. PATENTS CLAlMa. JOHN W MOHHIS.WxSHIIttTOa.l.O. Lata rrlacl pal iTeeilnar O. a. f e Sanaa HbWMMa isajiiawaiiat imubw, any. lOnrn'O BSQTII I r FncaaaaJaraaiafc npiflha and wirrKT habits carol. r.onxcnt I free. IK. E. M Woon.tv,ATLAST.v Oa w ill f r i -sw turn I S Mi ( (M ) 7T T-l i ii 1 1 1 n 1 I Best Couch syrup. Tana, oSSa? Vmi I - '" bT druga-'ta I i - a , ) i i i