SYLVAN WORSHIP. rile hnMmin j-bird in rapture sings Hia JubUata 'mid the Tinea the wind bean o'er his rainbow wings The De Profoadis c! ili pines. tn bowers where the jasmins barns An ioense pars tbroueb. woodland ways, f he mocking-bird o'er golden urns Outpours his morning hymn of praise. in woodbine cells the bees rejoioe. And from his sweet seolnsion drawn, The brown thrush, with a poet's voice, Bin gs the clear cantiole of dawn t The sparrows ehirp on every bouirh,' And where the dim pline; shadows pass the Insect ohoir is ehanting now The Glorias of leaf and grass. WUliam H. Hayne, in Youth's Compan'i at. SARAH JENKINS. She wasn't a pretty srlrL Those Who liked her best couldn't, with any show of honesty, say that she was. Neither was she young--not as the wor d deunes youth for she war thirty-two. She was taller than the average woman, and her figure bad none of the symmetry that makes tall women attractive. Her face was plain. She hadn't even pretty eyes to redeem it; and, as If this were not misfortune enoimh, her mother had named her Sarah, and that, too, after she had been guilty of marrying a man named Jenkins. 'ot pretty, not yount;, and named Sarah Jenkins! Add to this fact that she had to earn her own llvintr, and you have a sum total that does not promise well j for the heroine of a story. But there Js a law of compensation that he ps to even up things In this world. This law wa observed la the case of Sarah, She bad prospects. That was what people said when they looked at her homely face and angu lar tiifure, and thought of her toil ior everybody understood that when old John Jenkins died Sarah would nut need to work any more, and tne possession of a million dollars does mre to softee the unbeautltul lines In a girl's face and figure than any trlck- of the toilet. So the world Sarah's world was Dot so sympathetic as it might have bean, and as for t-srah herself well, she wasn't given to sentiment over much Her life had i.ot been ot the kind that tends to foster sentiment. Her mother and father had died be fore she could remember, and her grandfather, with whom she lived, was her only relative. ; John Jebklns had likings for peo ple just as he had for houses. He liked both just as long as be could control them aud make them profitable. "When a house ceased to yield him suticlent revenue to pay for ttio money Invested .n it, that house was sold. When people about hiiu cease, I to be useful to John Jenkins be sl:nply dropped them and forgot that they existed. Ills only son had licen a disappointment to him be ause he was not successful in business, and when bis father wanted him to marry a rich wife and try to get even with hU luck, young John dared to have diflerent views, and unrried one of big father's clerks. She made him a good wife enough, but j-oniehow nothing prospered With fhotii Th. r.l ft Til:in tfltlAif f.li ifir ' ' ... . get that be bad ever had a son, an he hau ever n.ia a son, ana finally young John gave up the strug gle and died. His wire, who was a meek iind obedient c.eaiure, see.ng n r i.thop ujTi' nut. ttt it rlifrl tn i Ul Ubllt.1 . . 1. I u . J w ... . . .... -. . J ... When old Joliu hniipd r.f it. Iii ' Id, "I'm not surprised; not a bit They were too shiftless to live.'- And then be said not another word, nor did be bbow any sign of emotion. Some one wr. te to hiiu about the i h nan", asKing wnat snouia ue aone. "Sen I her to me," wa9 tne old man's answer. "I'll take care of her until she is old enough to take care of herself." So the baby was sent to her grand father, and she wa taken care of just as were the yountr animals on his farms Some one was paid to do it who knew bow, and the someone was given this instruction, "Let her have plenty of good, plain food no sweets to ruin her teeth and stomach. Dress her in clothing that Is clean and comfortable. Iso folly, ml: d. If she is sick, call a doctor. When she is old enough send her to school, and let me bear no more about her. This course of living suited 5arah well enough. She bad no rooianli; idea that she was being oppiessed by a cruel grandfather. She was well boused and fed and decently c.ad. She was allowed to go to school, and would nae l een allowed t3 play, no doubt, but Sarah did uot care to play. She was a solemn sort of child. The woman who took care of her said she was stupid. But this was a mistake, fcarah wasn't stupid. When she was i7 years old she went one day to her grandfather's otllce. They were almost strangers. -a rah bad not spoken to him a dozen times tn all ber life. "Well." demanded old John Jenk ins, 4 what do you want?" "You advertised for a business manager," answered Sarah, "and I have come to ask for the place." You? What do you know about fcusiness?" "Nothing, practically. Theoret ically, I know all about it, for I have Just completed a business education. I cannot say that I shall not make a failure: but I should l.ke to try. " H'm." grunted old John. "Think you would like to experiment on me, do you? That's exiictly wbat your father thought. His experiment was not a success." "Then you don't care to engage tne?" said the(ilrl. tf5 fi?S ilS, ff ? HfS Ss 0 The The The I Best. There are two kinds of sarsaparilla : The best and tho rest. The trouble is they look alike. And when the rest dress like the best who's to tell them apart ? Well, tho tree is known by its fruit." That's an old test and a safe on. And the taller the tree the deeper the root That's another test. What's tho root, the record of these sarsaparillas t The one with the deepest root is Ayer's. The one with the richest fruit ; that, too, is Ayer's. Ayer's Sarsaparilla has a record of half a century of cures ; a record of many medals and awards culminating in the medal of the Chicago World's Fair, which, admitting Ayer's Sarsaparilla as the best shut its doors against the rest. That was greater honor than the medal, to be the only Sarsaparilla admitted as an exhibit at the World's Fair. If you want to get the best sarsaparilla of rour druggist, here's an infallible rule : Ask for the best and you '11 get Ayer's. Ask for Ayer's and you 11 get the best 3 15 She had rnentand5ns near to no. - i I didn't say so," snarled the old! nan. "Sit down a minute. Ilow kid are you?" Seventeen." "H'ui, yes. Well, when your father was seventeen be " '.Never uiind my father." brotee in the girL "He is out of this entirely. Jltisuot necessary, nor Is it good j taste to di cuss his shortcomings. I am the one who is applying for th s place. 1 dou't know whether I'm iom etent to do the work or not. Neither do you until you try toe. If you don't wisli to try me, I'll look tor a place somewhe-e else." Old John Jenkins pu bed Tip his glas-es and looked at the girL He had never taken the trouble to ob serve her be .ore. She wasn't pre possessing. The light brown bair was brushed straight back from the strong-featured face. Her hat was utteily devoid of trimming and quite unbecoming. Her dress was like the dresses she had worn all her life, made for service, without regard to anything else. Old John's keen eyes took In the tout ensemble of the slim figure standing before him, and he said to himself, "She's homely enough. There won't he any nonsense about lovers and that s.rt of things," and with his Usual dispatch be decided to try ier. "You may come next Monday morning at 8 o'clo.-k," he said. "That desk will be yours, and the first thing . you are to do is to go ovei the books. ; If you're going to manage my bust- nes you musl aril get aquainted with It." "What will you pay me?" asked Sarah. 'V h, yon want to make a bargain, do you? That isn't bad," thought the old man. "1 wouldn't wonder if she'd do. I believe she's got some of my meanness in her, and it makes ber bharp. " aloud he said, How much do you want?" And Sarah promptly replied, I want fifty dollars a month until I learn the business, then I want ' seventy-live up to the end of the first year. After that il we are both sat isdeil, we will make a contra U" 'Weil, you don't hesitate to say what you want, do you?" Her old . otm Jenkins did what no one had ever known him to do before he toiled. "Who's to be the Judge wi.en you have -learned the business' as hiu call it?" be asked. "louarc," replied the girL "I have always heard you were honest, and I do not look for injustice." if Sarah Jenkins bad ponderel all ! day she could have said no wiser tiling than this tor John Jenkin's pride was in uh.it he was pleased to rail his honesty. He had been called hard, and avaricious, aud unyielding, but no one had ever said that be was not honest. All l ight, my girl," he said, and his tone had softened somewhat. Vou c me and try your best, and I'll do the riubt thing by you." That was how ha ran Jenkins came to sit at a desk in John Jenkins' o lice (or litteen years. And then the old man tu tie 1 bis face to the wall and d.ed leaving his granddaiigher every thing he posesed, as it had beencx- . . . 1 I, 1 ,1 ,i . . -- , , rurans experience had not liecu that of the usual girl in a story. Her grandfather, although he ap preciated the fact that bis business . . . . i ..... i.i.iti .ir..p iF'id f-l'llifill 'nirl nltli.i.,it """ft- " ..... u, diil nut re.ent toward her. and become loving and kindly. He was hard, e i ' act ng. and wholly unloving to the ! very e. id '1 lie o kles of bis heart i wn.e corkles ;nw,ivs and when he wa-i gon.: .-arah felt a serine of relief, j i.e lia.l nc.cr speculated as to what she wuu d do with ber grandfather's money when it came to her. She would not allow herself to do so. hen the thought presented itself she would say resolutely, It is not mine yet 1 will wait' and she bad wailed, long and pati ently. On the day that the property was made over to her, Sarah went to the bumble boarding house that had beea her home lor a :oug time, and. shut ting her-elt n her roo.u, sat down to thin. Mie luoked about the shabby little place, the looked over her plain, scanty wardrobe. Then she looked in tno glass. And at last looked at the folded paper which said she was worth a million. She went back over the dull routine of her life. Sarah had reached the age when most womeu are bappy wives and mothers. I But for her. the years bad held noth- Ing but hard work. Even the ro-' mances of happy lives written in books had not interested her. She had not. understood them. All her iiiouuiii, nai ueeu cuureuimwru upon nerworn. uat was at au ena now, , uu b..c ....;u uuo u.au "ujb mat sometning was missing outoi) her life. Immediately she missed the somethli g she began vaguely tolong forit Her woman's nature seemed toawaKcanu wuu us awakening lluo -uiiii3 uiiimii unhappy moments of her life. She began to compare herself with other womeu. 1 hey had never in terested her very much before. But now she seemed, all at once, to keenly realize that they were different from her. She went to the glass and looked at herself. For the Urst time it occurred to her that she was very plain; that the dressing of ber hair was unbecoming, and that her gown fitted badly and was not like other women s gowns. Sarah did not possess a ribbon or a bit of lace or a ,ewel. Her room had none of the pretty trinkets with which women like to surround theiu- selves. i-he stood looking in the Rest. Test, thelplass f-r Ave ulnatet, thinking. I Then she put od her bat, went out on th street, walked straight to om of the stores, wnere so purcnasea aa entire suit ol clothing, troaa bat to Kloves. "1 want something handsome, he said to the saleswoman; '-some- thing that flta me and is becoming." This done, she went hack to bei room, dressed herself -in the new things, and then she deliberatelj placed one after another ot ber pos sessions upon the grate tire WitblB an hour she had not one soli tar j thing that she had ever owned be fore. She left the house without a word nf farewell, and when she reached the sidewalk she stood for a moment wondering where she would go. Sh had not a friend in the great city. All the people she knew were mereli bus ness acquaintances She bad only the clothes . she wore and a million dollars. It is a matter of wonder, even to those who realized It best, wbat a miracle can be wrought with money. In three months from the day tbat r-aran stood In the street with nothing save ber inheritance, aha was owner and mistress of one of tb best appointed houses In New York. There was no lack now of fine dresses, and laces and jewels; no lack of people who called, leaving cards and invitations, and no lack of men who were ready to pay court and compliments to her. These three months bad been a rev. elation to Sarah. It was ber first ex perience with the social world. But ber long business training bad given her keen insigbt into things and bad taught ber to form quick, and nearly always correct, opinions of people. For the first month she was inter ested, the second she was bored, and the third she was thoroughly unhappy ard much dissatisfied. The functions ot society she found wearisome. The poliu lies that people continually told each other disgusted her. The lightness with whlcn society regarded what she considered crimes shocked ber. She found herself longing for something tbat was genuine and good, and wondering whether any body was really honest. I This state of things became intol erable to the plain, practical business woman. She thought It all over one i night, as she sat alone in her lux j ur ous chamber. It was different, j vastly different, from the room where she did her thinking three mouths beToie. Was this what she bad missed then and longed for to sit alone in the midst of all this splendor ami wonder what e should do with herself; to realize tbat not one of all the new friends who swarmed about her and icaiily accepted ber bospi taiity really cared a button for her': Could she spend all the years of ber life this way? No. She could not and she would not! Sarah Jenicins arrived at conclu sions quickly. Eaily the next morn ing sue sent lor ber lawyer to come ' ... L. to her. "I want you to sell this house for mc," she said "W by," replied the lawyer, ,;you have only just bought it" "No matter how loag I have bad it, 1 want to sell it " "Are you going away?" "No. 1 am going to buy another house that will suit me better." This isn't handsome enough for tier," thought the lawyer. "Put a I c'gar oa horseback, and ' " Aloud he said, ".ory well, Miss Jenkins, I'll at tend to it" Sarah's next move wa9 to look for her new house. She found it; an un pretentions dwelling in a quiet side street. She had it put in perfect order, and furnished prettily and ueatly, but without a touch of gor geousness anywhere. Meanwhile the handsome up town bouse with all its furnishings bad been sold, and one day Sarah walked into the office where she bad spent so many years It was ber office now, and her busi ness. She said to the young man who bad taken her place, 'You will take charge of the ship ping at the same salary you have now. I will occupy this place here after." and she took off her hat. seat ed herself on the high stool, and be gan picking up the threads of the old life just where she had dropped tbe;u "This is the first happy day 1 have known for three months," she said to George Howe, the o d bookkeeper, as she went out that night He was a grave, staid man ot SO, who had been with the home tor nearly thirty years. No one knew much about him. rie said, one Christmas when asked abont his gifts, that there was no one to give him anything. 'Why," asked "the inquirer, 'haven't you any folks?" "I have no one in the world but my8eif 8a)d George Howe, and he turned again to bis desk and books. Tnat was all ne had ever said about himself to any one Indeed, be never 6iiid mucn about anything. During all the yearn he bad sat In the same 01nce wltn Saran jenklns he bad only .SDoken to ner unon matters of hnl ness, and she regarded him In very much tho same way that she did the big ledger in front of bim. So, when Sarah volunteered the re mark concerning her happiness, deorge was surprised somewhat, but be answered pleasantly, "It is good to see you back here. 1 have missed vou very much." All the way borne Sarah thought ot those words"! have missed you very much.' No one bad ever said j that to ber before. She didn't be- Iieve anyone bad ever missed her. She sat down in her cosy little siti ng room that night after tea, and In duluel in one of her characteristic onrnas.- one had tasted the fruit , of luxury, and found it ot bitter fla i vor. She had comforted herself by I going iiacic to ner work. So far she was satisfied. But she had also tasted the sweets ot human com nun ;ionship, and now it was not pleasant . to think of spending the rest of her I life alone. There were plenty of people who would share ber borne for the sake of sharing her money. She did not want that sort She thought again or tne old bookkeeper. He bad said tbat be bad missed ber very 'much, and she believed that be meant iu ueorge Howe was not enough skilled in the ways of society to say wbat be did not mean. Suddenly an idea came to Sarah. She got op and walked to and fro in her room. Til do It," sbe said, at last "Is wouldn't be tbe thing for a rich so ciety woman, bnt for a plain business woman It's all right Any way, there's no one to find fault with me, if It Isn't all right" Tbe next morning Ceonre Has , was sitting at bis desk as usual when Sarah came Into the ottioe. Sbe ! west up to bim. j "Good-morning," said she, and George answered, "Uood-morning." Then he waited for tbe orders which be 8ii paused sbe bad come to give. "You told me last nigbt that you bad Missed tne. Did you mean It?" aaKeu tarah. i "Why, yet. Hiss Sarah; of course ) 'meant- It I bavo missed you." I"Why bare you missed me?" This was ratber straightforwam .questioning. George was embarrassed and answered awkwaidly: "Why, I don't know. You were here so long I'd kind of got used to you, aod then well, I always liked you, Miss Sarah." "You lire alone, don't yon. George? "Yea" "And yon have no relatives?" "Not one." "Do you ever get lonesome?" And then George Howe surprised Sarah Jenkins, he turned toward ber with quivering Hps and eyes tilled with tears. "Lonesome, Miss Sarah," be said, Drokenly, ".onesome? Why, some times I'd give a year of my life just to talk to somebody." 'Come over to my bouse to-night, (aid Sarah, ' and talk to tne. 1 bave something to say to you." "I will come," answed George. And be went warerly's Magazine, PITH AND POINT. A call to arms "dome, John, ana take the baby." Troy Press. Caught on the fly The housekeeper who doesn't use) screens. Lowell Courier. The perpetually irascible man is known by his standing choler. iiostoo Courier. Tea and coffee are well termei "luxuries of the grocer kind." -Texas Sittings. A drop of ink will make a dude think if it is spattered on his trousers. Newburg Register. "Bridget, did you hear me call?" "Yes, mum ; but yon told me the other day never to answer you back. Tit Hits. The Daughter of an Editor "Whj did you reject bim?" "He was not accompanie-l by stamps. Life's Cal endar. While the man who seasons sausage miT not be a uhilosonber. he often .r - . . - has a sage air about him. Buffalo tourier. "Those were indeed good old times I Whenever a knight saw his creditors approaching, he simply pulled up his drawbridge. Teacher "When water becomes ica. what is the great change that takes place?" Pupil "The change in price." Detroit Tribune. "Does Jrvington keep a carriage since he married?" "Ob, yes; I see him wheeling it 'most every day." Indianapolis Journal. Parent "This is your birthdar. Tommy. What ran I do for you that will cause you pleasure? Tommy "Spank Johnny." Tit-Bits. Mr. Gospel "Bobbie. is that agooc book vou are reading?" Bobbie "I guess not, 'cause I've enjoyed every word of it Chicago Inter-Ocean. Any man may be infatuated with his profession, but the aeronaut bears the distinction of being perfectly carried away with it Union County Stand ard. Hicks "Did yon hear abont Brash's death? He died quite suddenly. Wicks "It was like him. He always was so impulsive, you know. Bostor Iranscript "How was it Miggs had to pay a dollar for a cup of coffee? "Well, you see he stutters, and they charged ten cents for every time he repeated the word coffee. Mamma "Oh, dear I I can't find baby's picture book, and I've looked evervwhere for it" Papa "Never mind; give him the morning paper." Boston Transcript The papers are now full of benevo lent suggestions about fresh-air schemes, but none of them include any hiuts concerning the hand-organ. Philadelphia Times. "It's strange that your children art. not the least afraid of the animals in the cages." "So it isn't; they have been brought up in a flat with a jani tor." Chicago Inter-Ocean. "Yon always get the best attention in those parlor cars. Do you fee ths porters? ' "No, indeed I 1 round cheaper way than that I bought my own car. F. B. Q. Monthly. "This is not altogether the kind o. house I counted on," said a suburbas resident, showing his new residence tc a friend, "but the architect says il suits him." Philadelphia Eecord. "I never knew any ono who hatet mankind in general to the degree thai Binkles does, said one student to an other. "Hum. That explains hii purpose in taking np the profession ol dentistry. vvashington star. Matches have not yet displaced the tinder box in the rural districts o Spain. you eon. Some say that the hypo phosphites alone are sufficient to prevent and cure consump tion, if taken in time. With out doubt they exert great good in the beginning stages; they improve the appetite, pro mote digestion and tone up the nervous system. But they lack the peculiar medicinal properties, and the fat, found in cod-liver oil. The hypo phosphites are valuable and the cod-liver oil is valuable. SccUsCmufsiVru of Cod-liver Oil, with hypo phosphites; contains both oi these in the most desirable form. The oil is thoroughly emulsified ; that is, partly di gested. Sensitive stomachs can bear an emulsion when the raw oil cannot be retained. As the hypophosphites, the medicinal agents in the oil, and the fat itself are each good, why not have the benefit of all? This combination has stood the test of twenty years and has never been equalled. SCOTT'S E IHULSION Iim been endorsed byflie medical profession fortwrnty years. (AM your doctor. Tim is because it is always poUUUt always uniform always comtoims lit tmriut Norwegian Cod-liver Oil ami Hrpophotpmiln. Insist on Scott's EaaalaiM with trade-mark of man and fish. Put up in yt cent and i.co sues. The small she may be enough to cure your couch or help your babjb Take Care it your physicsl health. Build up roar system, ions your stomach, increase roar appetite, enrich your blood, and prevent sicknet by taking nlOOdlS Sarsaparilla fhe One True Blood Purifier. fl;6forf5. Hood's Pille are mild and effective, see. What did the audience do when ihe terrible explosion occurred in the I gallery?" Manager "They applaud sd." "Mercy, why?" "ion see it ' was a Wagner concert, and they 1 thought that was the first number on the programme." St Louis Republic. "Have your hair trimmed?", asked he barber. "Trimmed," echoed farmer Begosfc. "Now, lookye here, don't want no jokes. I came here to git my hair cut, an' I don't want Ao trimmin'a at alL Did ye think I wanted ye ter do it np in ribbons?" Washington Star. "If that man's watch had run down, ind only needed winding," said the apprentice, "why didn't you wind it and hand it back to him?" "You are no judge of human nature, luy boy," aid the old jeweler. "If I had done that I would have lost his trade for ever." And he put a dollar tag on it and hung it up in his window. Chi cago Tribune. A CHILD ENJOYS 1'he pleasant flavor, gentle action and loothing effect of Syrup of Figs, when in need of a laxative, and if the father r mother be costive or bilious, tbe most gratifying results follow its use; to that is the best family remedy known tnd every family should have a bottle. A red polled cow at Whittingham, ogland, has yielded milk continu susly since she ceased calving, five rears ago, her record being 13,734 quarts of milk of the first qnality. No Hher case like this is known Met Their Matcti. A little while ago the minister of . certain church in .Scotland came to the conclusion that one ot his llock, a shrewd old lady, bad riot been pres ent at div.ne service so frequently as was necessary for her spiritual wel fare So he called for two of his el ders, and they sallied forth to mter iew the deliu iuent on tbe subject That astute perscnage, having oeen forewarned of the intended viit, prepared a sumptuous repast consisting of the finest of haddocks ai.d the lightest of scone, sufficient in quantity to make a good square meal for a do en ordina'y persons. but the minister and the two Jeacons were not ordinary persons at least, in tbe matter of appetite; and therefore, when they rose irom the feast there was nothing left but the bones of the baddocKs. Then, with much unction, the ninister proceeded to inter. ogate his Hostess as to ber absence from Kirk. 'Deed," she indignantly repi.ed, "I was there last Sabhalh." "Then what was the text, Eliza beth?" "I ken 'twas about tbe loaves and dshes. They took up tbe fragments that remained twelve baketsful. Wasna tbat It?" "Ah, quite right Elizabeth! And have you been tbinkli.g about It since?" 'Deed, I thoct just now that ir e and the elders had been there the disciples wouldna have taken up one basketful, much less twelve!" Freaks of the Candy Trade. Candy consumers will scarcely be lieve there are seasons when that edible Is particularly in demand, and others when business shutsdownand fashionable manufacturers say "noth ing i doing." Fancy ever a time when candy takes a restl Yet so it is. aud after the summer hotel sea son it drops off as many points as It In the original sugar, and will not re vive until December, when the lactones start up for tbe Christmas trade. There are gins who will de clare this to be impossible. They, at all events, never let up on its con sumption. Why, then, should the candy business ever languish? Hut it was estimated at a summer hotel recently tbat the belles, of whom there were several, averaged two and thrv pound boxes a week, one at tractive little Fhlladelphiao having broken tbe record by exhibiting no less than fourteen boxes of various sizes and devices that she bad re ceived during the first ten days of her stay. It is also whispered of a certain managing mamma that it is her custom when leaving town to order confectionary to he sent ber pride and Joy once a week. When the delicious supply is handed around to friends at tbe resort it is with tbe remark that "daughter" has so many admirers who wish to he remembered it is really an embarrassment of sweets. These fa. ts may account for tbe falling off in trade at the end of the summer hotel season. Boston Herald. She Proved Her Love. Don Massimo, Duke of Antikoll, whose engagement to Princess Eu genie Bonaparte was recently an nounced, some years ago fell In love with a beautiful Koman girl of bum ble birth, but in spite of their mu tual supplications, her parents re fused in tbe most emphatic manner tu give their consent to tbe union. After a great deal of persuasion. however, the girl appeared to waive her objections to a secret marriage. The day of tbe ( eremony came at last and it was while they were standing together and taking their vows, that the itoman maiden sud denly threw herself into her lover's arms and sobbed out: "Vou shall see now bow great is the love I bear you. 1 will not consent to this mar riage. Tbe world Bays that I want your title and your money. J don't, but I could never make yon bappy," and in sp te of the Duke's urgent heartbroken entreaties, she obstin ately refused to go through the re mainder of tbe ceremony. Tbnnder Kills Flab. Ad electrical storm In St Louis recently deprived many aquariums, both in residences and show win dowa, of tbelr silver and vol 1 fish. Thunder and lightning are judged br old fishermen and proprietors of ani mal stores to be tbe cause of the death of the flsh wbicb art) found floating oa their backs for several morning after an electric storm. A St Loafs electrician gives It as bis opinion tbat tbe concussion ot tbe tbnnder breaks tbe air chamber wbicb by compression causa tbs flab to atak and by expansion to rise to tbe surface. Sedalia (Mo.) folks were so afraid of riding oa trollsy car Ho. 18 tbat vm lean bad to ba CUKlOrS FACTS. China has many stona bridges 3000 jeara old. The tomb oi Mahomet is covered with diamonds, sapphires and rubies valued at $10,000,000. Twin mules are claimed to be owned by a Platte City (Mo.) man. Twin mules are of rare occurrence. Paris now gets its water supply from six great springs, which travels through eighty-three miles of aqueducts. A sugar dish owned by Mrs. L JL. Smith, of Boswell, Ga., has been in use by her family for over 100 years. Miss E. J. Whitton, of Topsham, Me., has hair which measures eight feet 2, inches. It has been growing ten years. In Europe, the etiquette of street walking is to "keep to the left." In the United States, the rule is "keep ta the right." In Middle SmithfielJ, Penn., there, is a chestnut tree the trunk of which measures nineteen feet in ciroumfer jnce, breast high. William Gardenio was the first per son entitled doctor of medicine, he re ceived the dpgree from the College of Asti in the Fourteenth Century. From an observation tower on the Drocken, in the Harz Mountains, Ger many, eighty-nine cities and 668 vil lages can be seen in clear weather. There is a church at Kirkwood, Ga.s owned by a Presbyterian, with a Metho dist pastor, and the seats were origin ally owned by Baptists and donated by Episcopalians. The term "tabby cat" comes from the word Atab, the name of a famous street in Bagdad where live the manu facturers oi a silken stuff called Atibi, which has markings resembling thosa of a tabby cat A superstitions idea of the middle ages still exists in many parts of Eng land that when the death of a person is imminent the fastenings of the door of the death chamber hinder the de parture of the soul from the body, thus making final dissolution doubly painful. By some misadventure, a note for one penny stamped with the "promise to pay" of the Bank of England got into circulation in 1818 and for many years gave the cashiers much trouble with their accounts. About fifteen years a:ro it was brought to the bank, bnt the owner, not unwisely, would not take a penny for it, and the bank set tled the transaction by giving him $25. There are two words in the English language which contain the vowels in their regular order, viz. : "Abstem ious" and "facetious." The following words each have them in irregular order: Mendacious, authoritative, dis advantageous, encouraging, efficacious, instantaneous, importunate, nefarious, objectionable, precarious, pertinacious, sacrilegious, simultaneous, tenacious, unintentional, unequivocal, undiecov erable and vexations. A WOMAN'S DESPAIR. COULD SEE NOTHING AldlK.tU BUT A LIFE OF IMiy. Plio Trlla a Reporter How She Suffered- il ow She Was o ml Anil How Her Life Has Keen Brightene:! br the Snnahine of Health. From tlie Drych, Ulica, .V. T. Mrs. E. Mi-Lauhlin, who resides at 83 Miller Street, Ulioa, N. Y., tut formerly lived at 110 Seymour Avenue, in the same city, is a lady nearly seventy years old. She was born at Marey, Oneida County, N. Y., and has resided in Oueida Cajnly all her life and is well known there. It was re ported in TJtica that Mrs. McLaaghlin had been wonderfully cured of a severe attack of rheumatism, as well as indigestion, by the use of Dr. Williams's Pink Pills for Tale Teople; a reporter of Drych was sent to in terview her on the subject and get the true fucts. Mrs. HcLanghlin said she had bun at Aicted with rheumatism for about twenty year?, and was at times unable to rise from her chair. Her suffering was intense, and she was sometimes driven nearly wild with the a-oniidna; pain. Of late she had also been troubled with indigestion and her health had become arrently undermined. She was h I most discouraged, being unable to irot relief either from the doctors or through the numerous remedies which she tried. Mrs. Mi-Iiauirhlin had often rend of the cures ef fected by I)r. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People, but. after her miiuy failures to ob tain relief through other remedies she had but little confldenoe that anything would help her. She continued to grow worse from day to day and had (riven up all hope of ever being restored to health. One day Mrs. McLaughlin spoke of Pink Pills to a friend who was calling upon her. It happened that this friend had had some experience with Pink Pills and knew their value. She urgently advised Mrs. McLaughlin to give them atrial, which she consented to do. She procured ono box and botore its contents had been entirely used she noticed quite an im provement in her health. She waited some time before getting another. After a while she decided to keep on with them, and when she had taken three boxes was completely cored. She is no longer troubled with Indi gestion, and when seen by the representative of Drych was walking around as briskly as anyone of her ag conld be expected to do. Subscribed and sworn to before me this (th day of July, 1895. O. H. Hckpbbbt, Notary Public, Oneida Co., N. V. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain. In a condensed form, all the elements necessary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves. They are an unfailing speoiflo for such diseases as loco motor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus's dance, siatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache, the after effect of la grippe, palpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexions, all forms of weakness either in male or female, and all diseases re sulting from vitiated humors of the blood. Pink Pills are sold by all dealers, or will M sent post paid on receipt of price (CO oents a box. or six boxes for 2.50), by addressing vr. miiiaras aieoicine company, uoneneo- iauy, n. I. t'nder tbe Seat. "1 saw a most ridiculous 1oka i played ou a man between Osage City Iauu AupcKii iasb een,-- saia dement K. Stone of Newton, Kansas. '-Two men boarded the train at Osage City ana tooK a seat in tbe smoker just in jfrontof me. It was evident from their conversation, which was car ried on in quite a loud tone, that they were both of them In bard luck and were going to Topeka in search of employment. One of them placed his ticket on the seat, while be lit a very inferior cigar, and his compan ion quickly picked it upand put it In his pocket. A few minutes later tbe man missed his ticket, and went through the usual pantomime of turning out all bis rockets and look ing In hat llnlngKnowIng tbat the conductor wouw tie around in a moxent, and also that he- bad not enough money in his pocket to pay bis fare again, he began asking the advice of bis friend, who suggested gravely that he crawl under the seat and try to escape notice that way. There seemed no other alternative for the unfortunate man, who cramped himself under the seat as suggested. When the conductor came along tbe practical joker banded him two tickets, and was, ot course, asked who the second one was for. He replied tbat It was lor bis friend, who preferred riding under tbe seat, whereupon the victim of the joke crawled out, and, amid general laughter, knocked the dust off his clothes and promised to break his mend's head on tha first oppor. fC C4- YES, TO B StTKE g Jacobs Rheuinatism, a on Mi-rcla. anre. TO MAKE STTSZ. TJ9Z IT Aim rrr. . HINTS FOB BUYERS. IN TOWN AND OUT OF TOWN FOB HOLI DAYS AND ALL DAYS. The finely organized and ably con ducted mail order department of the up-to-date store, is as well, a bureau of information. Write and ask any question concerning dress and house hold belongings, and your letter is promptly answered, or a special depart ment catalogue with what you want to kuow in it, is sent y. a. To aid buyers in selecting articles for holiday presents, as well as in making general purchases, Strawbridge & Clothier have issued a catalogue of coats and capes, one of furs, gloves, table linen, "Stuttgarter" sanitary un derwear, men's goods and silver-plated flat tableware, nptions, jewelry and bric-a-brac They will also send sam ples of any kind of dress goods and of appropriate trimmings. If a handsome black dress should be wanted by mother, wife, siter or daughter, send for samples of Eudom, Priestley's high-class specialty in silk wsrp materials. Kudora is a supe rior Henrietta idealized or rendered very even in coloring by being double dyi d, and it is made capable of resist ing dust and water, by an unus ually firm twist of thread, and a closer weave, than can be found iu any other class of goods. A specialty of this house is the Manchester velveteen, which has a fine, solt back or body, a heavy pile and a delightful rich, changeful or lus trous bloom. It looks like silk velvet; is far more durable, and much less ex pensive. Being wide, the Manchester velveteen can be advantageously used for entire costumes or dresses, for com binations, for trimmings and for ftincy work. It should be remembered tbat Straw bridge & Clothier have full lines and complete assortments of goods known as dressmakers' supplies,such as linings interlinings and finishings, and hence can till orders promptly for any large or small amount of such useful articles. No Ptylish costume or dress is now made up without an interlining or stiffening in skirt, sleeves, jacket or cape of Fibre Chamois. The real Fibre Chamois, experience proves, does not lose its outstanding qualities, even when exposed to great pressure, to dampness and even after beiug wet by rain. It comes in three weights, Xos. 10, 20 and 30, in cream or ecru. Mesh color, slate, brown and black. Strawbridge fc Clothier keep the real Fibre Chamois; write to them for samples or required quantity of Fibre Chamois, which is very wide and costs only 35c. a yard. If you want to get your "men folks" s holiday gift send at once for the little booklet called, "A present for him." To insure prompt attention address all letters to Fashion Editor, Letter Box L, Strawbridge i Clothier. 8th and Market Sis., Phila., l'a. The Chinese Mother-In. Law. As mothers-in-law, it must be con fessed that Chinese women do not of ten shine. When a girl marries, nho leaves her own homes and goes to live at the house of her husband's parent, where she is obliged to show the most absolute obedience to his mother, who is apt to be rather tyrannicnl. To this mode of life is due most of tho domes tic unhnppiuess in Chiua. Xew York l'ost. The Record of remarkable cu res effected eu allies us truthfully to lay tbat Hood'a Sarsapa rilla is the only true blood purifier prominently in tbe public eye to-day. Hood'a Pill are tbe beat cathartic Massage is said to be practiced al most exclusively by the blind in Japan and largely by them in St. .Petersburg, where a school of message has a pro fessor who is himself blind. I r. Kilmers Swamp-koot curat rll Kidney and Bladder troubles l'ampletand Consultation frea. Laboratory Bicghaznton. -S. . Wild dogs have been discovered in the wood near Vienna, Ga. One of the puppies was caught recently and efforts made to tame it, but it is as wild as ever. Mrs. WlnsloWs Soothing Syrup for children teething, eoltens tbe gums, reduces Inflamma tion, allays pain, cures wind colic 2uc a bottla. Madder is the root of au herb like erowth. It is about the size of a lead pencil, and much longer. It is cleansed, dried and ground. It is a dye stuff. FITS stopped free or DR. KTJwm-s tnA-J Nrhvk Hkhtokkr. No fits alter nmt day's rise. Marvelous cures. Treatise and J2.00 trial bot lie free. Dr. Kline. Wl Aroh St- Phlla.. Pa. Dogs kept exclusively for guiding blind persons, or for tending sheep or cattle on a farm, or by shepherds, are exempt from taxation in England. For Whooping Cough, Fl o's CnreJi a tucces ful remedy. M. V. Iukter. 67 Throop Avenue. Brooklyn, N. Y., Nov. 14. 'M. If the earth were equally divided among the inhabitants each person would get about twenty-three and one half acres. JfalUlcted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaao Thotnn. lon'iEve-vtater. Druggists tell at 26c per bottle Character Radingr An observing dentist says that long, narrow teeth denote vanity; those that are long and projecting Indicate a grasping disposition. Treachery Is shown by the possession of small, white, separated teeth, and Inconstancy la re vealed by overlapping teeth. Timely Warning. The great success of the chocolate preparations of the house of Walter Bakor & Co. (established in ha lerl tn tho nlar-ino- on the market ... - - many misleading of their name, labels, and wrappers. Baker & Co. are facturers of pure and high-grade Cocoas and Chocolates on this continent. No chemicals are used in their manufactures. Consumers should ask for, and be sure that they get, the genuine Walter Baker & Co.'s goods. WALTER BAKER DORCHESTER, J-.IASS. 41 Where Dirt Gathers, Waste Rules." Great Saving Resuiia From the Use of SAPGLIO 13 10 BE CESTATJ, AM WHZJ What Ha Would Do- Lord Aberdeen once left L0ai .midnight in a leeDlntr-rar t. .? at Corth. In tbe morning, he sa, 6trauger opposite him. "Excuse m mill thM atrnnimr. "mp. 7 . - 1 a. O-H If yn are rich?" Somewhat surprised hi lordship replied that he was to!. bly weil to do. -May I aslc 'T tinned the Strang 3r, how rich are?" "Well, If it will do you an? good to know," was the reply, "i ID pose 1 have several hundred thouB pounds." "Well," went on th. stranger, "If 1 were as rich as ob and snored as loud as you, I shouii ta,ce a whole car, so as not to lute!! rupt the sleep of others." TjparaFSi rannot He Cared hy local application , as tlieycannot reai-lTi' lis-iiH. d purl ion of ihe ear. I liere is onlr r way to tire Deafness, and that Is lireon.,1? t:tirml remedies, il-atne-s is cause.1 TfLl i l'.amiii c iniliiiun of the mucous litiine of , i .ii-tin liiaii 'Tube. When Ibis tube s,t. V "limed you have a nimnling; sound o- Ini-i?" f ot lii-uriiiL:. and when It is entirely ,TSS ! afrit --s is the result, and unles, th jnu2r i;i: inn ran In tukeii out ami this t'iU .tun-1 l i na ri.iriiiui condition, liearinz'ivi't ,l,-.lr .! forever; nine M out i iiu-i-i ny i-niarrh, which Is nothing unr-a, ;i:i-Tinl i-'iM.l .tiiin i if tlie mucous furr,( w V.- wil. tive 1)1- Ilunilrol 1 ,llHr, f ' ;.l-euf li iifliesi ictu-eii byeatarrli) t,.if7 nut l.eiur - 1 by Hall's Catarrh Curo. feeniifi c-.ir-M'rivs, free. luf " K. J. Che.vey & Co., Toledo n A mnu in Biddeford, Me., ho it sixty fix years old, is having troublom tinx s just now in cutting a wisdom tootii. I-eoT.'e ilo not iliseover It until Wi late that to fo led wa-hing- powder not nnlv en: un tieir i lothi". hut rum meir skin, una c-iu-e r.lenai. lini I s nothing but Fluatind-horai. mi, a. Duiiliins Soi St nr. to., Phlla. Kirelleatfjrtai laundry nn.l delightful lor toa bata. Home people are born tired; tui some are born to make others tired. MAY'S PILLS Cure Sick Headache, Biliousness, Constipation, Piles AND- All Liver Disorders. H tlllVA V'S PILL are purely v?eib!. in ili t ami reliable t'auae perte-jt Dweitiua, com plete aiirurptiou aud LealUilui regulaticr. --5 i -ts. a box. At Druggists or by insll. "Bolt ot AU ice" tree by mail. K IDWA V CO., I'. O. Box i. Su 1VX M!lliMlltlllMlllllllimitlllllMtllllllMlllimillHII""t liOHIGAN LAHl : Fit .i-tie 10 ixm aeres first -class lands In Central MVfel-5 -pan. I'll Ihe '-Mlcnlgull Ct-mrl, ' "l1rolt anil- . uric ' nnil "limn Lake " llaMlma.1. Tblr.i!. : wli t. i-.l.t at a sArriflea to el'iae an n : l:. M l lr.l;( E, AliE.M, WEST BAY CITY. MICH, j .it: 1 1 imiiiiiiiiiimiiMiiiiiliiiiiHHiimniii'noiitn Tirr ArrtsfOTOIt CO. b" tria smrMSJ sin in hiiMiuws, tM.'us It has reouce.1 mer- si Ind newer tn I wbat It 1 numl UiaD - ii.inses. ami auppiiea lu .xla aud rpi H ; u ,ur door. It can aud dues tnrt.istil j&t,'r& better artlcla tor less tr,. mej ita r I Va"l3ulber. It mates l-uii.l 'r aal -:rtrJt lieared. Steel, OaltaniKd !' -irA ""alcampletliiD Wlndiuliis, Mtit ?J2.Vt and rued Steel Towers. Steel Bn:is ata Kimiies, Steel feed Cutters and Ili saW tii iiiilnra. on appllcaUou It wil tuDrfwfis i I i'f th-se articles that It will furn h UTS Jmuiir lt at 13 tlie usual prlca. It a: ilsl 1 mi., and l-uniiM ot all alum send fr . ai-we, Faxtory : -. KotkwcU ana FlUtnors Streets, Chicles- sfTsi A aeaassasi I an 1 irrP&Sr POPHAM'S ASTHMA SPECIFIC Lt- Give n It f In I HI mln GiTenrrUff In 111 minute. Ba it at.rt, . r ..r. rutetrui rrjtnr' tr '.- It n. ri(tE trial rarJt-nr. T T ? "--X1 13 on receipt of J.o. u hciMti. iQ JQ A DAY sumb JJ fit -ne J a dftjt twoiui)T f.r. w-sirnfi r ."7 nlh I work tsi-ri Tt.u fro Tfl nlsti tte work md teach yt s ft work in th Irxvalltj tirr ro Ini iiufmiriinarroiiini wiu xpiM business follTi rwtnem r fUM t-oiAr prone o: $5 mr-r7 r irk. arM.ltir) c.r. ssrrila li . MONEY I'nlnvete1 y'elds nothing. We can mt J' sttri-lii' cash Increase anraly and rar-1 lf nimctiiiti ,- i f interest to say to you if JO" ' conimunienie Hlttt us, aliner la persua ot M letter. Hasan, I;H-er & Co.BanteM Broken Cnr.P-oadway & Eichanje Court, Ne York. S4 50 ner 1000 v - r- U. S. r'Utilb'j-.icf Ba- real!, Chicago. 5A1.KSMEN WANTED TO "ELI. MY SI B3 KUY stock. All goods warrantel tirst-cla l'ermsnent, profitable position for ttietUntmaa. u-ii rtl wceklv. No axpertanoe neoeatarr. Write lor terras, (tiring ate and references. 1 YATES, Nurseryman, RocDester, M. Y. AGENTS WANTEP EVERYWHERE ma'. tt female tosell ten cent HoaueopiUnlc l" riles to famine. Immense profits The l'r O Uu Meil. Co., 1S17 Columbia Are., Fhlla-le pbla. ra. PATENTS e Book Free, A IVIHIat atgtoi V. C. rHll,A..rA. KlHMOIKt; k MrUH IT MKT fr r""w,,, and unscrupulous imitations Walter tha nlrfp.st and larzest manu & CO., Limited.