ASPIRATION. Within the dim and distant halls of time. Where high ideals wait fulfilment Bare, A yelled Statue stands of mien sublime, A dream of beauty calm, serene and pure. All that the artist's rounded thought could brin r To perfect womanhood is here enshrined, All that the poet's raptured heart could sing; In this complete, white loveliness we find. O thronging years ! go by, and brine th hour That lifts the veil fron off the perfect face 6pe.-iks life into the marble, and, with power. Bids it be woman breathing living grace. Bo lt oar dreams come true, and every where Hope's folded bud to fragrant flower e pand, And woman be the thing, divinely fair. Which men have thought her, and which God bath planned. B. McLane, in Wortbington's Magazine. JOEL WILSOyS FAILING. BY EMMA A. OFFEB. HEN Ellen Wilson went out to the barn to tell her father to come to supper she found him sitting on the edge of a bin, Bmoothing over his knee the piece of paper in which a (neighbor had returned some borrowed axle-grease, and shaking with laughter. The end of the day, which had been hazy and warm, was sharp, and the wrappings on the house-plants, as yet unhoused, showed that the nights were frosty, as did the burning red of the oak-sprouts along the road fences. The two maples in the door-yard had dropped tbeir leaves in a broad yel low rug, which merged gently into the yellowish-green autumn grass. "What's the matter now, pa?" said the girl ; and she sat down beside him and laughed too, in a sympathizing, ant'eipatory way, with her under lip drawn back. Her father wiped the tears from his eyes with the back of his hand, but cculd not get speech. The paper was au old scrap of an illustrated comic weekly. "Look a' that picture," he struggled forth. "There's a man, he's got his things to paint pictures easel and thing and he's going through that lot and looking all around at the cows they're standing still, and the trees and all ; he's took off his hat and hold ing it out, and he's saying something I hain't my glasses saying some thing about nature in repose, some thing flowery. Wal, here in the next picture one of the cretters has run for him, and he's run and jumped over the fence, and there that feller sets. Hih box of paint and his hat and one of his hhoes, they're strung along on the other hide dropped Vm as he run and there he sets, all daubed up with paint, and his collar's all twisted around and one leg of his easel's stuck right through his coat, and his camp stool's got rif,'ht on top of his head and the legs hanging down round his ears. And the cow stands there snort ing and pawing, head down and tail a-swishing; audit says, 'The repose upset' that's all it says, jest, 'The re pose upset. " Mr. Wilson tnrned his reddened, tear-wet face to his daughter. If the boisterous extravagance of the sketch appealed to him it did not lessen his delight; he sat shaking his head and laughing with slow, abysmal sounds. The girl's quick aud breathless laugh, characterize I always by her drawn-iu under lip, mingled with his. Her face, with its wide mouth, shrewd eyes, and tipped nose, marked her inheritance of her father's humorous susceptiblity and proneness to laughter, with the feminine dilTerence that she had not a humorous tongue. Joel 'Wilson was known for a settled wag. He chuckled on as they went to the house. Ellen, in her kitchen garb, had her hair carefully done up, and her father noted it. "What's going on now?" he queried. "Stell Blakely's party's to-night," ehe rejoined. "Over on the river? How you go ing? That great long spindle-shanks going to take you?" Her father's eyes twinkled. She nodded, with her good-natured laugh, but her face grew so hot that it tingled. She could not bear the men tion of Austin Brewster coolly. tier mother had a guest at supper ; Miss Xash, a dark little spinster who had taught in surrounding school-districts for twenty odd years, and by reason of her single state was an habit uated table-visitor through a large region. She sat sipping her toa with critical deliberation, the effect of her extensive experience of tea-tables. But Bhe aimed to be agrreable. She had brought news of a surprising marriage in the next town, that of a widow of forty to her hired man twenty years younger, mid she was fall of the sub ject, talking with fluttering vehe mence in rigorous arraignment of the act. "I come across this here jest now " Mr. Wilson had begun twice, with the comic drawing in his hand and his mind eagerly running on it, but had gi.t no further ; the talk of the women drowned him out. He sat in his tipped back chair, when supper was over, and listened, with some idea slowly form ing itself; the corners of his mouth twitched. Miss Nash sat primly by tho kitchen stove, while Mrs. Wilson aud Ellen cleared the table, talking on the same theme. Her small, dark eyes shone and darted with her condemna tory excitement ; she tapped the floor nud shut her lips tight between sen tences. Mr. Wilson brought his chair legs down and hitched them, with a low, inaudible chuckle. His charac teristic mildness was lost in his enjoy ment of the idea revolving itself. He looked at the little, old school-teacher. "Wal, now, you hadn't ought to pass judgment, Miss Nash, he said. "Now, you take your own case; jnsl about how young would a man have to be, anyhow, so as 't you wouldn't havr Vim?" Miss Nash stared at him for an in tomprehending minute. But Ellen gave a faint, shrill titter in her stifling hand. Lacking that, the visitor might perhaps have taken the pleasantry in good part, bnt the dull color rose in her nubby cheeks and spread warmly to her hair. She gave an embarrassed, resenting laugh, and in a moment more got up and stepped to the sitting-room, where she had left her hat and shawl. Mr. Wilson did not see Her; he sat wheezing in his chair, with closed eyes, from which the tear? 'an down. His wife followed her. She was a largo woman, with a calm and serious ace. She said nothing as ahe helped her -visitor in her preparations, bnt ihe followed her out at the door and, ivith her skirt drawn over her shoul ders, stood with her in the cold dusk. "I feel bad. Mi&g Nash." aha said. '1 feel bad to thinkifr.WiWsloul4 bare done so. I don't know what made him ; I feel sorry and ashamed enough ! Wal, I say I don't know what made him : bnt he's always been so. He's always had that joking; way, and always oeen a great nana to laugn pnd find things to .laugh at. It's in jiim; his father was jest au. It hain't always suited me, Miss Xash; I've wished more than once he was differ int. Ellen, too. Ellen's jest the same ray. When I've seen other girls act ing kind o calm and quiet, and Ellen Carrying on and laughing so, I've felt mortified; it ain't how I'd like to see Her. For a gill it seems kind 'o rough ind hawbucking. Why, I don t talk ibout it ; I've never said a word to inybody I wouldn't; bnt now that ae's made you feel so" said the kind woman, in her humility and sym pathy. "It s their failing. a sup pose we've all got em. I hope yon un t going to lay it np against jx.r. Wilson, Miss Nash," she said, press ing the schoolteacher s meagre arm ; tnd the little old maid looked np at her with the end of her nose tingling in mollification. Austin Brewster drove np to the rate an hour later, since Blakely s, on che river road, was four miles away. Ellen was hurrying her simple dress ing upstairs, but below there were thA ividences of her anxious, conscious forethought. She had dusted the itting-room and rearranged the books n the table, and placed the chairs jarefully, and in submission to her jbviouB concern her father had tempor illy refrained from his usual evening practice of taking off his boots by the Ire. When the young man came, how- :ver, he was sitting with his stockinged :eet on a chair. "Cold out, ain't it?" he said, mov ng the chair and his legs to face the lew-comer where he sat. His wife bad laid down her sewing ind was looking worriedly from one to .he other. Austin Brewster had not ived long in the neighborhood. He vas very tall, with a long, sober face md a silent manner which commanded i certain general respect, though it vas largely the result of diffidence, "n Joel Wilson it always roused a spirit of rallying drollery; and his rife waited now in patient dread of levelopments. His venture with Miss ash was fresh, and the mood which lad possessed him then was unas maged. "Is your father feeling any better f his rheumatism?" she put in, pre ventively. "Yes, he's some better," said the foung man, returning her smile. He vas more at ease with her than with Mr. Wilson ; he would have said that le liked her better. "Has he got out any yet?" "Yes; he was out yesterday tinker ng up the cellar windows. I told him le'd better be careful." "Why, yes ; it was damp yesterday. ! know enough about rheumatism to mow how damp weather makes your oints creak. Last winter I had these tnuckles swelled np ao I couldn't get s glove on." He gave her the vague attention tvbich the young accord such matters. I!ut Mr. Wilson shifted his legs, chuck ing as he settled his glasses. "Wal, I didn't know for certain as ron'd get around here to-night," he I lid. "I heard you are going to take i job. You hain't heard what thej vas saying the t'other day?" "No," said the young man, nnsmil ingly. He fliished with apprehension, ie had beneath his awkward con traint enough of an under-lying self--egard to be offended at its injury. "Wal, they was taking about the lection flag-pole down to the store, .nd you was jest going by, and Jim Taylor said you'd make a first-class ne jest as you was, if you wasn't on he wrong side of the question." He iniled indistinctly and fell into cheer 'ul rumbling laughter. The young man's face hameu and lis jaw dropped; and Mrs. Wilson, renerically akin to him, thrilled with lympathy. She got up hurriedly and vent to the stair door and called Ellen. Her escort took up his hat and stood np. Then she came down he was standing it iff and red-faced in the middle of the oom. She thought that his abash nent was due to her father's blue socked feet, conspicuous on their 'hair, and with her instinctive laugh he grew red and got to the door puickly. Her father, looking on with leficient comprehension, gave a jocose, riendly-intentioned parting sally. "I had the ceiling plastered jest ately," he said. "You might scooch lown a little. " Ellen's attendant stalked out grimly. There was silence for a time when he door had closed. Then Mr. Wil lon, looking up guiltily, encountered lis wife's eyes, and dropped his own nd cleared his throat. "I guess you're going to get every body in town mad at you," she said, Inally. Her temperateness was more launting than tartness would have jeen. "I guess after a while there ivon't anybody come here." But her chief concern lay deeper. She spoke again with an anxious juivcr in her voice. "If vou've got Austin Brewster so nad at you he won't come here again don't know what Ellen '11 do," she mid. "Joel, I don't It's different Tom what it's been with anybody else she's ever gone around with ; she feels lifferent. If she can't get him I don't inow what BheTl do." In the privacy zt her husband's ear her short, moth erly intuition fonnd full expression. Mr. Wilson, sobered and silent, got up ineasily and opened the stove hearth. "You don't take it to heart about Vnstin," his wife concluded. "Things slip off from you like water off a goose, ind always did. But you ain' realized aow Ellen why, she thinks the world ind all of him. Joel, yon don't .now. Maybe if yon had you'd have lone different, and maybe yon wouldn't. I shouldn't wonder if it vas too late. Yon got him real mad.' The party at Stella Blakely's was al .eady in full sway when Austin Brew ster and Ellen Wilson arrived at half ast eight o'clock. It had, indeed, ad ranced from the formal stage, when .he girls had taken off their wraps in .he lower and the young men in the ipper bed-room and they had passed i strained fifteen minutes in the par or to the romping. With youthful ndifference to the season they were laying Ruth and Jacob in the front rard. A lamp in the window sent out ts light, and two roughly-hewn Jack-I'-lanterns, set sportively on the steps, filled the cold air with the pleas int smell of burning pumpkin. Austin and Ellen, when his horse was litched and they had been passed hrough the bed-rooms, were drawn nto the noisy, laughing and jabber ng, swaying ring. Somebody called Slien inside it, and when, after a rol ioking period, it was her turn to :hoose her Jacob, she took Austin. Ie stepped in, tall and stiff, and sub nitted to his blind-folding gravely. Bnt gravity was infeasible. He was aMailed wittt hff and jeering as h. (roped about the ring fit pursuance ol the girl's voice in its guiding repe tition of the name ; he was given mis eading hints and pushed roughly in rrong directions. Now and again hf ras near to her, and once he hao 'souched her, but she darted away, re.: 'vith running aul p-pio: with laiU'l: r, and withal half frightened us bu. vatched him helplessly straggling, st oug and bo fruitlessly that the fut row high and wild. "She's right be lind you !" "Here she is, I'll hoi. ler." 'W'y, just put out - youi iand 1 He was bewildered and dizzy, ind could no more identify the voicet .hat badgered him, and had so lost hit earings that he could not remembei low the yard looked. He heard hei veakened voice at his elbow anc slntched at her, and failing to touch ler, pulled the band from his dazec tyes in desperation and sprung aftei ter, amid hooting mirth. She brok hrough the ring and ran panting, ind he followed. "Kiss her when yon jet her 1" laughter-hoarsened voice shouted after him. He blundered hrough a flower-bed and on into th larkness, and caught her crouched igainst a fence, and, his face relaxing, rolled her np in his long arms anc ollowed his instructions. When they got home, at twelvi 'clock, Mr. Wilson was sitting ii vaiting for them. He came to tht loor when he heard them, and down she steps, which were white with leavy frost. At noon there would be (lowing warmth, but the night, clear is a bell, had a wintry sharpness; Aus tin s buggy wheels creaked as hi lalted. He came np the path wita llen, and Mr. Wilson met him at th lottom step. "Come in, come right in I" he said. Instin stared. The sitting room firs lad gone out, and Mr. Wilson had inned the table cover around his leek ; he had once or twice dozed, and lis hair was rumpled and his eyei blinking. He drove the confounded ronng man in before him. He had an object, planned in all seriousness and patiently waited for. e had laid out his newspaper on the )ared table, and he st down and took t up and fell into talk. His theme ras the coming election, and he en iered npon a mild political discussion, touching one point after another, an 1 eading extracts. For once his ready minor failed him ; in his compunc- ious anxiousness he saw no farcical- ty in his proceeding. He had a slowly tautious manner ; above all there was 10 trace of jocundity ; and he pause I resently and submitted a point to lis hearer. He only stared, and moved learer the door he had not sat down ; ind before Mr. Wilson could prevent t he had, with an indistinct word, got limself out. Ellen hurried close to her fathei md grasped his arm in au excited remble; her involuntary breathless augh was of open happiness. "Pa, she gasped, I m going to narry him. Pa, he's asked me to! ' The next morning Mr. llson went oking covert way around the cellar .nd pantry till he had got together a asket of the best apples, and starte 1 ip the street with them. He htoppc 1 .nd leaned on the lirewsters' fence an. I alked to Austin for a little, with ta il .wkwardness of uncongeniulity whie.'i ould never be less; and then ho went in aud took the apples to Miss N.in. Frank Leslie's Weeklr. DRESS GOODS. At the formal fall opening of th house of Strawbridge & Clothier, Phil adelphia, the display of dress fuhno was wonderfull The exhibit, including high art novelties in silks and all kiiuli of dress goods for general and epeeiii use, in the standard weaves and ap proved colors, and in new and faucj effects, together with choice nrti-ti conceits in millinery as well as u wraps, and made up garments of ever description for ladies and children. TABLE LINENS. To the good housekeeper, no depart nient in the handsome and lm mens) store is so fascinating as that whict contains table linen, the beaulifu damasks, as exquisite in weave tints ai the finest steel engraving. Here, tin eye for effect is gratified in the luuct sets, consisting of table cloths and nap kins finished with hemstitch, nut additional lines of drawn work about the edges, and then there are daintj linens by the yard or in cloth of de sired length, with double border it some charming conceit, with centn in less conventional or severe pat tern, or with perhaps a differenl all over flower design in much smalloi size than the figure in border. Nap kins come to match each and ever; table cloth; no matter how high or lot its price may be. As samples of these goods can no be cut, Messrs. Strawbridge & Clothier have issued a comprehensive Illustrated Catalogue of Housekeeping Linens Table Cloths aud Napkins, whict shows designs, and gives sie and price of each given style, for the benefit ol their patrons Viho cannot visit the store, and this catalogue, together with samples of any desired dress goods, and information about coats, cloaks and costumes, can be procured by wrifr ing to Stkawbridge & Cl.OTHIEK'3 Mail Onler Department, Philadelphia, Pa. FACTS AND FANCIES. It may be noticed that the fashion able drooped or mandolin sleevi in manv of the swell frowns, ta nine effectively interlined with fibre chu mois. An extrpmo novel I v 14 hut nhnwi at Strawbridge and Clothier's; it ii made of black velvet put on full anc trimmed in ecceutric fashion with broad loops of wide, gold edged greer ribbon, flanked on either sisln with smoke gray dove, and finished in fron with a double eye shaped steel orna men i. A thirtpen frnrpri Riripf. ia ninan ...... fortiori in hnnur anri nnrinor l.ir i. :n.n O "J w .UWJl lining of fibre chamois. An elegant dress just sent home bj Madam E. H. Fowler, of Brooklyn, ii made of Eudora, one of Priestley's re. markable silk warp materials, which if absolutely perfect in its black coloring, being double dyed, and also in weave and in finish. Caniche cloths, entirely new fabrics, which seem to suit the popular taste are among the novelties in dress good) at Strawbridge & Clothier's. One of the black Velutina, which material looki just like silk velvet lined with satin, and interlined with fibre chamois which gives it warmth, and grace. This jaunty cape is trimmed about the collar edge with a fall of jetted net lace, while the outlines of the entire collar are defined by ruch ings of the net. Songs are plentiful and cheap, but the lay of the hen still brings 3d cent a dozen. HOUSEHOLD UltTEESe SKNU DECOBATOT DOH'm Don't put extra heavy drapery la imall rooms. Don't overload your rooms with fur titnre and bric-a-brac. Don't place an easel with a lare picture thereon in the middle of the aarlor floor. Don't place s large wooden pedestal fith a group of statuary between the taael and the further corner. Don't place npon a small table ft lelicate piece of Italian statuary cot ired with canopy of glass. Don't have a big Chinese porcelain ar in ft room only four times the width l the jar. Don't use table lamp of herculean roportions on small table or in small room. Give the eye space as veil as the lungs. Space in the centre f the room is as preoions as the most tostly piece of furniture, for it en iches all the furnishings. Eveiy apartment should convey the .feeling of use rather than the idea chat it is ft room for the exhibition of urniture. Woman. CAST WAT TO WASH DIBHKS. I have an improved plan for washing iishes which has been practiced in tome households in this city, and which have been pronounced a great inccess, says ft correspondent of the Detroit News. First, have your water boiling hot. rhis is essential. Provide yourself ith a common painter's brush, with a handle about ten inches long. If the bristles are not found convenient, tie piece of soft rag at the end of a stick of the same length. Take the plates, tnd after removing all the scraps, pile them on top of each other in the empty dishpan. Four enough hot water on the topmost dish to fill the iish. Then, tipping np one end of the dish with your finger, wash front tnd back with the brush. in J! ranee ipecial brushes trimmed with thin rope about four inches long, instead f brushes, are used for this purpose. Remember, it is not the heat of the jlates but the hot water that pains the hands. When this is completed the water will be in the next dish. Lift the clean dish out and place it on its adge against the wall. Fut in more hot water and perform the same opera tion on all the other dishes, and when '.he work is finished you will find that the heat has dried the plates and that Ihey do not require to be wiped. By this method you need not scald or ret your hands, and you will also kvoid the trouble of wiping, which is half the work. UBS. borer's menu for a week. It is the opinion of Mrs. Borer, fathered from her own observation and from that of other eminent teach ers and students of the food question, that oranges, shaddock, grapes, dates and figs can be taken with good results before eating the substantial part of the breakfast; but that apples and pears agree best with most stomachs when taken at its close. Her own breakfasts, which seem to be models f lightness and nutrition and tempta tion to eat, usually consists of fruit, a cereal, ft simple meat dish, bread of some kind, and coffee. Those who know Mrs. Borer, and the brightness of her mind, her splendid physique and the great amount of work she ac complishes, can but be interested in knowing exactly what she is fed on. To satisfy this curiosity, and also, we presume, to help others to a same and simple way of living, Mrs. Borer has lately given a week's menu used in her own house at this season of the year. That for the first day consists of a breakfast of grapefruit, oatmeal cooked ten hoors with cream, chops, French rolls and coffee. The lunch for this day is a Welsh rarebit, toast, and coffee ; the dinner, clear soup, boiled mutton with egg sauce, boiled rice, spinach, lettuce with French dressing. wafers with cheese, and small cups of coffee. I For the next day there are oranges, hominy grits with milk, piked codfish cooked with egg and cream, French rolls and coffee. The lunch consists of cold mutton, bread, and cornmeal mush and milk. The dinner for this day is clear soup, broiled sirloin, mashed sweet potatoes, stewed cab bage, celery with French dressing, wafers, cheese, and coffee. A dinner that sounds very good ha& for the first course clear soup, the second roast chicken without stuffing, cranberry sauoe, boiled rice, stewed celery, lettuce with JJrencn dressing, wafers, cheese, preserved dates, an7 coffee. A Friday's dinner is a clear tomato soup without meat, boiled flounder with Hollandaise sauce, boiled pota toes, cauliflower with cheese sauce, celery with mayonnaise, wafers, and coffee. The daintest breakfast, that for Sunday morning, consists of oranges, oatmeal and cream, tomato omelet, coffee, rice flannel cakes and maple yrup. You will probably notice the tbsenoe of pastry and cake in these menus. It ia Mrs. Borer's opinion that the ordinary rich dessert is better omitted, and not at all necessary to complete a moe dinner. When there is a dessert she prefers, I believe, something very simple and light. When an expensive sweet dish is omitted it gives the housewife an extra allowance for vege tables and good meat, and after one becomes ftooustomed to it she finds that a crisn wafer, a bit of good cheese, and ft clear little cup of black coffee is ft much more appetizing Xtniah IQ me feast. New York Times. In 1892 upward of 1000 publication" more were issued in Germauy than in 1891. The greatest increase was in the department of jurisprudence and political science. Caller "Why are you waving yonr AnndkAraliiaf an -wildlv? Manila "Since papa has forbidden jacK tne House, we nave arranged code of signals." folia- "Wi,of lt.r Murilla "When he wares his hand kerchief five times, that means, D von love me? and when I wave franti I cally in reply, it means, Yes, dar ling.' - Caller "And how do yon ask other questions?" . Murilla "We don't That's the jrhole code. "Harper's Bazar. Another Customer IxMt. Mrs. De PeJnteur This staff wont 4o it all, and yon will have to take it back. It doesn't harmonise with my complex ion. New Assistant (convincingly) Bnt madam. It harmonised with the com plexion you had when yon selected Exchange. There are ten suicides a day in hat NERVES and BLOOD Are inseparably connected. The for mer depend simply, solely, solidly upon the latter. If it is pure ihey are properly fed and there i no "ner vousness." If it is impure they are fed on reruse and the horrors of ner- . Fd the VOUO piusuBliuu . . j nerves on pure blood. Make pure blood and keep it pure by taking Hood's Sarsapari 1 la The One True Blood Purifier. mm D'lfc ateiMlinner pill and rlOOU S IrlllS larnllr cathartic. 26c GREAT QUAKES. SEVERE EARTH TREMORS IS THE UNITED STATES. Old Lakes Drained and Kevr Ones Created California's Disturb ance Charleston's Terrible Visitation In 188a T I J HERE have been three I great earthquakes in the I United States during the S present century, "said Fro- fessor Gilbert, the geologist, to a writer for the Washington Star. "One j that was very remarkable occurred in 1811 and 1812 near the head of the delta of the Mississippi. It embraced a number of severe shooks at short intervals during several months. In fact, the disturbance lasted about two years. The ground was moved in visible waves, by which the trees of the forests were rocked, and in some nuua nnrooted. their branches being . . i.i i - : i . l I so eniangiea uu it wan iiupussiuio w . separate them. "Great cracks in the earth yawned and closed again at each shock, while from the fissures mud was thrown into the air so violently as to lodge in the branches of trees. Some lakes were drained by the escape of their water into the chasms which were opened, while others were created by the sink ing of the ltnd. One great sunken area thus produced was eighty miles long by thirty-five miles broad. "The other two big quakes to wnicii I refer occurred so lately as to be re membered by the present generation. One of them happened in the Inyou Valley of California. If was caused by a renewed movement on what we ge ologists would call a great fault-plane at the eastern base of the Sierra Ne vada Mountains. In that part of the world there is extensive 'faulting' in the structure of the mountain ranges, each range consisting of one or more huge blocks of rock bounded by lauIU and lifted above its neighbors. A fault is made by the sinking of one mass of rock in such a manner as to change the relation of its elevation to that of a mass adjoining. "The creation of such faults is often incidental to earthquakes. A renewed movement along the great fault line of the Inyou valley, in 1872, produced a tremendous seismic disturbance. The shocks continued for fourtecx months. Great fissures were formed along the base of the mountain range for a distance of forty miles, tne land west of the fault rising and east of it falling several feet. A fence was part ed for a distance of fourteen feet in one spot. Owens River waa tempo rarily swallowed np, and numerous other phenomena excited the aston tshment and alarm of observers. "The memory of the Charleston earthquake of 188C is yet vivid. The focus of the disturbance was about fif teen miles west of the city. Numer ous big cracks opened in the earth of the surrounding country. Water and mud were thrown up, and railway tracks were dislocated and buckled. The first great shock lasted for about a minute, others following with gradu ally decreasing violence. At the end of four weeks they ceased to be de structive, but tremors were felt occa sionally for several months. Twenty seven people were killed outright. "The invention of the delicate re cording instrument called the 'seismo graph' has revealed the fact that earth quakes are far more numerous and frequent than used to be imagined. In some parts of the world feeble shocks occur almost daily. Probably there is no part of the earth where they can not be detected at short intervals. One of the most remarkable quakes of this century took place in Chile in 1823. On that occasion several hun dred miles of the coast were lifted a number of feet. It has been reckoned that enough rock was thus elevated to make a mountain the size of Mount Etna. "The Charleston earthquake was felt distinctly at a distanoe of 900 miles. A comparison of time showed that the shock traveled at the rate of 17,000 feet a second. The fissures in the earth's crust, which are among the most terrifying of seismic phenomena, must be of great depth sometimes, though nobody has ever tried to fath om them. They have been known to swallow rivers for days without being filled np. Severe shocks are commonly accompanied by sounds like explosions near or distant. Quakes under the sea produce waves on the surface like those created by a pebble thrown into a pool, and sometimes such waves rush up on the land, doing a great deal of damage. "There has been much dispute as to the causes of earthquakes. They are often associated with volcanio phe nomena. When the lava of a volcano contains much water, the latter is con verted into steam and produces ex plosions whioh jar the ground for miles. The explosion of the great mine at Hell Gate, in New York, occa sioned tremblings of the earth which were observed 175 miles away." A Bore) Sign A horse expert says that bad temper fs Indicated by an eye "which shows the white, glancing backward." This opin ion is entitled to respect, If only for Its antiquity and a more or less general belief that it applies to men as veil as horses. New York World. A Great Pity. "If s a great pity," said Mrs. Hunni mune, as she turned from the door with a sigh. "Things do not seem to be evenly regulated In this world." "What's the matter?" inquired her husband. "I was thinking of bow Slee It would be If the berries we get were as fresh as the men who sell them." Washing- ton Star. "Miss Octave Is a beautiful player.' Tou mean she plays beautifully. " "No, that's ezaotb what X sWt meanr Trained Karses. There was time when, in some circles in onr country, it was regarded mnnrent -nart of ft WO- M 4UIW L man's education that she should know v,;n. Af Vhn nrnner care Ol IBB nek. 10 do a mo 1 nxir" on- m ... respect, and this qn.1I1liw.tion was often thought to counterbalance defi ciency in other respects. Bnt the times changed. The art of nursing, which was almost an inheritance in some families, and sedulously culti vated is others, fell in disuse. It was no longer rated so high among feminine accomplishments. In fact, there was ft disposition to class the art of nursing with various other old-time employ ments for women, such as spinning and weaving. Again the times changed, and the professional nurse appeared. Not, indeed, as ft new official, for she had long been in existence, but she began to be popular, the community recog nized her value and she found her field. No one can study the progress made in the past twenty-five years in the training of nurses without being amazed at the scope of their education and at the splendid results already achieved. A woman graduating from some of the nurses schools in this country knows as much to-day about anatomy and physiology, materia medica and surgery and such branches of knowledge as many a physician did fifty years ago under the training he then received. It is not astonishing that women thus fitted for their work should find plenty of it to do. The demand for trained nurses is to-day far in advance of the supply and the pay is certainly liberal. The nurse's vocation opens a wide neia 01 aseiui ness for women were all the kindly impulses of their nature find abundant gratification, and where they can honestly believe that they are not working in vain. Boston Herald. Stomarnle means a medicine that strengthens the stomach, or to be brief, it means R pars Tabnies. If yon are troubled with a weak stomach and cannot di gest vour food use Ripans Tubules. One gives lid. Camnhnr and eun cotton are the chief constituents of celluloid goods. Pare Rich Blood is essential to good health. because the blood is the vital fluid which sup plies all the organs with life. Hood's fareapa rllla is the great blood pnrifler. Hood' Pill are purely vegetable, harmless. effective, do not pain or gripe. A man in Nevada, Mo., has been cured of indigestion by receiving a stroke of lightning. I can recommend Piso's Cure for Consumption to sufferers from Asthma. E. D. TOWNsESD, it. Howard, Wis., May 4, 1MM. Th( crreat temnle of the sun at Cuzco, in Feru, was attended by 4000 priests. The oliicct of the manufacturers ot Pobbins Electric Simp has been tor 28 years to make this soap of such nuprinr quality that it will give untrersfii snugfiction, nave iney succeeaear Ask your grocer for it. Take no other. 4S ESCAPE WHICH PROVED A BOOMEBANO. The veteran of '49 had just finished relating several exciting stories of coaching in the old days in the West, and looked around triumphantly. "Taas, approved a youth in white flannels, who sat on the piazza near him, as the veteran caught his eye. "Mebbe you know somethm about it?" smilingly suggested the old man, in a patronizing way. "laas," replied tho youth, "1 do. Lawst year I had a very exciting ex perience with a coach. Lawst yeah was leap-yeah, ye know, and there was a girl at Newport who waited for an opportunity to pwoppose, and she was so strong-minded that we fellows nevah gave her a chance, because we knew we'd have to say yans if sheevah awsked us. Wei", they had a coach ing party one day and I was invited, but at the lawst moment I found I aw had to escort Miss Newton, the strong-minded damsel, and it so af fected me that I had a sunstwoke and couldn't go. So they took Cholly Bud in ruv place, and Cholly came back en gaged. I cryed for joy that night over my narrow escape. "Humph! interrupted the veteran, "there's nothin in that." "Yaas, there was," continued the youth; "that wide was one of the worst I evah failed to take in my life. It was a wegular coaching accident, and nearly bwoke my heart. Cholly mnwied the girl in June, and in July she had an old nncle die who left her a million and a half. So, yon see, we have just as bad accidents nowadays," he added, triumphantly, " as they evah had in 49." Harper's Bazar. General de St Mars, of the French Twelfth Army Corps, suggests that competent men be trained and as signed to the different battalions to lead in singing National airs as the soldiers march. OXV13, ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the tafte, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs ia the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the tasto and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for E&re in 50 cent bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it I)o not accept any substitute. Ci CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. s an nunasco, cm. uuumie. nr. hew tout. .r. COT THIS OUT AND SAVE IT. Copyrighted, "Hiatorv of Rlectrlettv." fmm a m Rn to a. D., 1895. containing rail directions In electro plating; Gold. Silver. Nickel, Etc Valuable re ceipts and Instructions In making lolutions. Sample copy of this valuable work mailed pent free on receipt of IS eta. Addrc Metropolitan mm, uw. viu., DMfue ok. new tore im SNVHLOnU POV . CHNTL with wm. Return Card printed ia thm aomer. Addrws THE KINQ CURE over all for c$p$ "The best is, Ays, the Cheapest" AYOid Imitations of and Substitutes for SAPOLIO BUDGET OF FUN. HUMOROUS SKETCHES FBOV VARIOUS SOURCES. . "Her Name Is legion "-"Why, In deed ? " A Proud Father A Slight Difference Xo Expert Advice Needed, Etc. She's the prettiest maiden That ever was born. Her lips are a rose And her tongue Is its thorn. Fuck. HOBS TBiX HE ASKED FOB. "What did he strike for?" "Eight hours." "What did he get?" "Three months." Judge WHT, INDEED? "What's alapstone, papa?" "It's a stone the cobbler uses to beat his leather on." "Why doesn't he use a cobblestone, papa?" Puck. A sxnrPiiDrr. Skinner "I am a trifle particular T .lirava rnW Tnxr friendn " Bkunn (his oreditor to the extent of a hundred or so) "Xes, as you would a chicken." Life. HAS SHE A YOUNG MAN? Misa Keedick "Oh. yes, I know Miss Gildersleeve very welL She's s friend of my youth." Miss Gaskett "And what is your youth's name ?" Judge. A FBOUD father. PniTPator "What's the matter with Jones? He never speaks to a body now. Lancaster "Of course not Their new baby weighed fifteen pounds." Life. THE BURNT CHILD. Doctor "Now, Johnny, put vour tonsrue and let me see it" out Johnny "Well, I'd rather not I've been walloped often enough for mak ing faces at you behind your back. Tit-Bits. A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE. Wiggaby "I hear that yon have been getting up a flying machine. Have yon?" Biggsby '"So. I have been invent ing a flying machine, but I can't get it up worth a cent" Indianapolis Jour nal. HER PEDESTAL. Lady (on leaving a crowded car) "Well, I'm glad to get out of this crowd. I've had to stand on one foot all the way." Voice (from corner) "Tea, and that one foot was mine." Harvard Lam poon. EXPLAINED ALti. "I made a speech at the doctors' dinner last night" "That accounts for it" "Acoounts for what?" "Two men who were present said they had discovered a new opiate, Judge. XO EXPERT ADVIOB WEEDED. Husband "Can't I help you pack that trunk?" help me immensely by going straight ! in town to your office and leaving me to pack it as I see fit" Somerville Journal. BEVEESED. "Economy is the source of wealth," said the rich man. "WelL I don't know," replied his friend. "If you will watch the habits of some of our millionaires you'll con clude that wealth ia the source of conomy." Washington Star. MIGHT BH SO. "When I was once in danger from s j lion, said an old African explorer, "I tried sitting down and staring ar him, as I had no weapons." "How did it work?" asked his com panion. "Perfectly. The lion didn't even offer to touch me." "Strange 1 How do yon account for it?" "Well, sometimes I've thought it was because I sat down on the branch of a very tall tree." Tit-Bits. THB TJP9 AND DOWNS OF I2FB. "I shall never believe there has been much romance in your life, Air. Bond." "Well, there has. I proposed to an heiress by mail. She accepted me by telegram, which an error of trans mission made a refusal. I went West When I returned her father had failed and she had married a poor man. I recovered the amount of her dowry, with interest from the tele praph company, but lost it all when she sued me for breach of promise. " Life. XIV A CTRCTjK. "It is verr interestincr " ha aaid in the dyspeptic vouncr man. "to observe the different names we have fox the same thing." "Is it" "Of course it fa." h want on wlfb the persistence of the man of researoh. "Take lamb,' for instance. When it gets old it is called 'sheep.' " "AnyDoay Knows tnat." "And the sheen, after it ia kilUd. fa ealled 'mutton.' " "You're srettincp rio-ht uannit tn rhere yon started from." "How?" "When Tonr mutton is cooker! and lerved in our boarding house it be comes 'lamb' again." Washington Star. The United States uses nearly one- talf of the quinine produoed ia the ' rorld. One-fifth of the families ia Glasgow b-iSalS fig 13 A rmr VAX. A demure looking little man ap. proached the haughty clerk in a gro cery store and meekly asked if he had any coffee to sell. "Cert" tn8 ying man- "We have ground coffee." "Xo other kind?" "Xope. This is the best ground coffee on the market. " "But I don't want it," and the little man braced up. "I got soma engat here the other day with sand in it, and I don't want coffee with ground in it You must think I want the earth." Detroit Free Press. Hdw'h ThU I We offer One Hundred Dollars Rf-ar1 fo any case of Catarrh that cannot becurt-d by Hall's Catarrli Cure. F. J.Chknfv & Co.. TnVdn. O. WV, the underpinned, have known K .1. cha ney for the lii-t 15 year-, and tielieve. him i-r. fectlv honorable in all hiisinei-s tran-ai-tion and financially able to carry out any o:,;a tion made by the:r firm. West Ac Thcax. Wholesale Drupt'lsts, Toledo, Oliio. Waliiino. Kikvax & Mar vis, "bo.talo DniwriDt. Toledo, Ohio. Ha l's Catarrh Cure i-i taken internal!?, nrt inir directly npon the blood and mucons fir facesof the Bystem. Testimonial -nt fr-r Price. 75c. per bottle, told by all Dnx.'i.-ts. A determination of Trofessor Bar nard with the Lick telescoje places the diameter of Neptune at :;j,'.'no miles from 2,0J0 to 4,0i'0 miles lej than s tated in most textbooks. tr. Kilmers P w p-I!oot i"ir-t 11 Kidney nd Bladder tr ub!di 1 aini-let'and CoiiMiltiuion trej Jjiborutory iiinsiiamtoa. ' 1. The Engineering New3 dr.iws fr.mi the Ireland building disaster the ni"ral that the use of cast-iron columns in tall and heavy buildings be forbiJileu only steel employed. Sirs. Window's Ponthlni ?yrnn for rllf'1-oi teething, softens the gum-s. rel'.i'"e- ln:'.rr:i::'.4 tiun, allays pain, cures wiud colso '-Ve :l j.::. TVio tolrihonp Rvatem in Vionml lia-J passed into the bands of the Austrian. Government. FITS Mopped free ny Tin. KLINFi trnrAT Nekvb Rfstoker. No tit after flr-d in) j- -i-. Marvelous cures. Treatise and Si.' trud 1 o . tie free. Dr. Klin.-. 'Ml Arch St.. l'hna.. fa. A suit has been brought in Indiana against a physician for refusing to at tend a case of small-pox. "Familaritv breeds contempt" U a proverb found in one form or another in every European or Asiatic larimiase having a literature. Its earliest furm is believed to be the Sanskrit. yHE turnpike road to people's hearts I find, Lies through their mouths or I mistake mankind. But the surest way to get there is I say. Feed them Buckwheat Every day. Raphael, Aug'!o, hulM-ns. la Th l.IinCNE',arethe Bft and Mont Eronom eal Collar and Cnfis worn: they ar niad of tint rlotti, both sides finished alikA, and txt'Dir rrverBt bl4S one collar Is equal to two of any ot tier kind. Thru ft mil, mar u-i'C mil l,.ot Mil. A box el Ten Collar or Five fairs ol CuHa for Twtt-i1 Cents. A SarorJa Collar and Ta1r of PntTs br bmB is Cb Clean Kaiue style aud site. Address KBVKB8IBLE COLLAR COMPACT. W PfnJdinBt.. KewTork. T Kllby St, Bossna PROFITABLE DAIRY WORK Can only be accomplished with the vory Yn of tools and . ,-,a appliances. With a Davis Tf Cream S. r rator on the ataassBst ,arm 3rou " sure of more JttSI and better butter, while gir thesklrr.mei milk's aval- BvE liable feed. Farmers will wake no mis take to get a J"" Davis. Kcat, Illustrated J&& catalogue mailed fbei .tSJfl Agents want.d DAVIS & H AITKIN BLDCJ. & MFG. CO. Cor. Rindolfh a Dearborn SU Chicago. 41 DO I fir ill flSf rAiia. Couflh SvruD. In tiBJL fiold by druB'Si. PATENTS 24-l'KKtt ftook Pre HIMlOl' at IMIItl 'Wmslilngton, 1). C. ftirt.BartF-(.ky DR.j.B.M A V ft, PHILA .Pa. EkJetecTC: coopfrfciUn or i-t frr twmr Consu'taU) ire ED4orei&eiMuf pUTdclwOaaitiMf7' sMaulMDa. tiud mr minalmt. CAe hoar. -. S3 liTTkt- i A DAY SURE. , Mr nlsb Hitffork nnd ComcIi t--u ipc ' work in the IftcaUljr when? y'U l v seni ua vour fllri ind we wtH ' Ml the busln fuilr: wmoni r ifim ftuUf a t'lr irtti 01 1 t'rry A-.,rlr tnt.-Iv Mir. : wrfl 1 BOWL MlMFilTl KIMi mil.'AM. K IB. Itrtro.l, tfb FllmieitniUJ0i" -v.. nonius 'Successfully Prosecutes Claims. Late Principal Exftminsr U S. Pension Burt-aa 3xTsinlMt war. liaUutllcatliiculaUD, tij aiutus KIDDER'S PA8TILLE3.S World's Pair I HK1HE5T AWARD- IMPERIAL Tryitwhen the digestion is WEAK and no FOOD seems to nourish. Try it wJten seems impossible to keep FOOD & stomach! Sold by DKL'QQISTS EVERYWHERE John Carl. & Aoni.