' 1:. i ; : ". -. V"..' ' 4 I B. F. HOHWEIER, THE OONST1TUTION-THE UNION-AND THE ENFORCEMENT OP THE LAWS. Bditacr amd VOL. XLIX MEFFLINTOWN , JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. JUNE 12. 1896. NO. 26. v. r Mrlf ill i CIIAI'TICU V Continued.) "I don't think much of your OL-lebrntet detective," snid Mrs. Kuthven. "lie il by no moans the monosyllabic inscruto- liscruti I bnvi i much. 1 uly exisj He mini one reads of in novels. no faith in detectives who talk so "I funcy the inscrutable men on in fiction," returned Mnrsdon, smiling "This person has, however, done boiiu remarkable things. I believe he is con sidered a very valuable otlieer." The day after Mrs. Iluthven and he! host went up to town the party broke up the great house was closed, and iinpen trable darkness still vr;:ptd the grea jewel robbery. Meanwhile, the extraordinary story wai spread abroad. The newspapers, thank ful for such subject matter in the dea hcuson, had paragraphs each day on tliii exciting topic, and when they had ex liausted conjecture, short nrtich'S. moral religious, jocose, philosophic, philological antiquarian, filled up convenient iiortioui if their space. "The Thunderer" remarked shortly (hut the crimes of a period bore the tam of its intellectual characteristics. Kx treme ingenuity and logical preeisiot were essential to project arnl execute m daring, so original a robbery as thai uhit li had lately Rtartled society at Kve li-igh Manor; that probably when statis tics, mathematics and registration had been perfected and properly applied, wi should find that only in the first decadi of the last quarter of the nineteenth cell tury only at this precise epoch couU this special outrage have been committed "The Itminer" traced this remarkabU nd heinous act to one fruitful source ol nil, iiMirnl. social anil religious, neglect f.f duo instruction in the church cate chism and of committing the Ten Com niHinlrr.cn ts to memory and apropos, drew a pathetic picture of a gray-hairei rector standing beneath tho east window of the villn-J church, through which thi light eircnmed in many-tinted rays ot the rosy, chubby reverent urchins, whe repeated in awe-struck tones after theii beloved pastor, "Thou shalt not steal!" "The Iai!y Instructor" proved incon trovertibly from certain racial indica tiers, that so base and infernal a plo t'otild only bo conceived by an American Irishman, with a dash of Kussian blood from, say a (treat-uncle, or perhaps f strain of Malay on the mother's side while "The Delirium Tremens" grew hysterical over an appalling list of rob heries, with nnd without bloodshed, bat tery, torture and murder, from the earlies date to the present crime, which, fron certain characteristics, might be consid ered the most audaciously wicked of all. "The 1'niverse." in its usual lively style hinted that nmong the better informct of those present at the Kvesleigh festivi ties, whispers were circulated that the over-strained enthusiasm of a ritualistit tind self-subduing curate, whose tast for ecclesiastical magnificence was in the inverse ratio to his regard for persona, cleanliness, had been carried away bj visions the result of orerfasting nnd meditation that he had annexed the lost rubles for the decoration of a favorite Image of the Virgin in the new and splen did church of St. Withold the Wool-gath erer Within, and that Mrs. Kuthven, witt the generous sympathy and delicate tne which distinguished her, was arranging for the substitution of an admirable imi tatiott, modeled at her own expense, oi the lost rubies and diamonds, so as tr save the pious young man's taste anc feelings; nnd to this project the delay i the progress of justice was due. To this dastardly attack the "Church man's Friend" replied with vigorous in dignntion, and much fine writing ensued till a fresh trail presented itself, and foi awhile public interest was diverted frop the Evesleigh robbery. CHATTER VI. The sudden burst of life ami gayetj .n the long-deserted manor house, mud Its quickly succeeding silence and gloonr more marked nnd depressing. I.adj Dorrington tried to persuade Nora to ao company her to Scotland, where Lore Dorrington had shootings, but the young lady said she could not think of leavinf Mrs. L'Kstrange, and Mrs. L'Estrangi nonld not leave her little girl; so every thing returned to the same condition oi tillness and tranquility which Marsden'r unexpected appearance and outburst o. hospitality had broken up. Hut this stillness was no longer rest ful. The curious circumstances of the rol ery had left behind on Impression of in security, and Mrs. 'Estrange, whosi natural timidity had been confirmed by long attendance upon an invalid and ir ritable husband, immediately made cr raitcements with the gardener to sleet In the house instead of in the lodge, anc Waldman, the pet Dachshund, was al lowed to lie at the foot of the stairs, while Nora herself inspected the bolting anc barring of doors nnd windows every ight "I assure you. you are alarming your elves nnnecessnrily." said Winton, whe had ridden over, as he often did, to share the evening meal at Brookdnle, and wa now leaning against the chimney-piece while Xora wns playing some of Bea'i favorite airs before the little one went off to bed with her Cerman "Kinder rartnerin." who was patiently waiting fot her. It was a chill, wild night, the wind lighing In sudden gusts through the tree urrounding the cottage, the occasional dash of the rain against the window making the bright fire of wood and coal peculiarly acceptable Winton looked round him with a delightful sense o' torn fort of being at home. The refined simplicity of the prettj Irawing-room, the soft light of well trimmed lamps Mrs. L'Estrange In hei deml-totlet of black silk and lace, hei work-basket filled with bright-colored nools beside her, her small fingers deftly fevering a square of dull green clotb i with flowers and foliage Xora at tin piano, her graceful shoulders draped it dainty muslin gathered to her pliam r.aist by a band of black velvet ail hai rrown familiar to him He had hnd nard life all through his boyhood; an or jhan with barely enough means to suppl; kita education, brought up by an unci wno was cold though Just, and bitterly disliked by his uncle's wife, because his trotijf will nnd steady application al ways kept him ahead of her own hand some, clever, agreeable "ne'er-do-weel" of a sun, with whom he wns educated and who bore the same name, of home life he knew nothing; and when his resolute efforts to rise were crowned with success, success banished him to comparative sol itude, while the few opportunities af forded him of social experience only show ed him how infinitely hia accomplished cousin was preferred before him, especlal- arrowy. ly by women, of whom indeed he had not the highest opinion. He had found them insincere, shallow, selfish, and though of late rather Halteringly utteutive to him silf, his itrim appreciation of his unat tractiveness led him to place it to the credit of his position rather than of him self. Nevertheless, the familiarity to whicl bygone comradeship' with Mrs. l.'Estrange entitled him, was very deli cious. He had never been on such terms of intimacy with women before, and he was quick to perciove that his comings n nd goings caused no disturbance, that he had fallen Into the march of their quiet lives, and felt that to part with them would be the keenest grief he had ever known. Them or one? Vor awhile he scarcely knew. "l'ou are alarming yourself nnneces sarily," he had been saying, when this digression began. "There is small chance of any professional thief visiting this part of the world for some time to come, but I suppose it is not easy to throw off tho impression such a scene as you wit nessed must have created." "Ciood-night," cried Hea, holding up a rosy mouth to be kissed. "Will yon bring me a new spade to-morrow?' "Not to-morrow the day after. Good night, Miss Beatrix sleep well. Good night, frnulein." Nora rose from the piano, and drew a 'ow chair by the fire. "There is no nse in arguing the mat ter," she aid. "Helen cannot resist her nervousness. I myself, though I feel quite brave in the daylight, begin to be a little uncomfortable as night draws In, and I see Helen look rp with a startled, i est loss look at any nudden sound, and really, after seeing what a daring thief an do, one's faith In chains, bars and bolts dies away" "Our chief safeguard Is the absence ot valuables," said Mrs. L'Estrange. Do you think," resumed Nora, "that It would be well to go up to town tor mlfyTimar DA t couple of months. Just in the dead of the I den to orrow ?he wortH Ma? agreenble impressions and be our noble selves again. "I do believe it would be the best thinj you couiu uo. sum winton. "It is a cap ital idea. Uf course, 1 am speaking sui fiwhly. I must be in London a great part of November, and your nervousness may transfer itself to me If I find myself lone 'y and friendless In that vast wilderness." Nora laughed. "I don't fancy your nerves trouble toi much. But it would be rather nice to go to the theater and concerts, some times." "And you would be a capital escort, said Mrs. L'Estrange, "though, perhaps, you do not care for such things?" "When I find acting that can make mt forget it is acting, I am deeply interest ed, but a concert bores me, though I am very fond of certnin kinds of music." "If," began Mrs. L'Estrange, goint back to the subject uppermost in her mind, "if I had not seen that dreadful knife, I should feel less creepy." "Don't think about It, dear Helen,' cried Nora. "Go, play a game of chess with Mr. Winton; that will effectually iivert your thoughts." "I will, if you would like It, Mark 1 mean," smiling and coloring, "Mr. Win ton." "Yes, let ns have a trial of strength, by all me.ans." "My strength is of the broken-reed order," snid Mrs. L'Estrange. smiling. "I will go nnd see Bea tucked up, and '.hen do my best." "I wonder," began Nora, as Mrs. L'Es trange left the room, "I wonder what they are doing in London. If they have discovered anything!" She clasped her hands on her knee, and sat looking dreamily into the fire. "Mrs. Ruthven promised to write to me, but sh. has lot." "Ther. has scarcely been time," said Winton, as he brought over the chess table, and began to set forth the pieces. "A nd I fear there is small chance of dis covery. It is unlucky for Maraden, too, for I suppose the best thing he can do is to marry the charming widow; they would suit each other admirably. Now, I should not be surprised if the notion that he is unlucky to her should take pos session of her mind." Winton watched S'ora's face as he spoke. "Poor Squire, I hope not; it would be n shame. He la so nice, and so Is she. If he is fond of her I do hope she will marry him." j "If? Then yon do not agree with even one that he is devoted to her?" And while he spoke, Winton thought, "Is this acting or real idifference?" "I am not sure. I have scarcely seen them together. But I like her; she li very nice to me. Why don't you like her, Mr. Winton?" "Why do yon think I do not?" "I know it, because oh! I can hardly tell. By the tone of your voice, by the expression of your eyes." "Hum! so my eyes can express dislike at any rate?" "Oh! they can express liking, too. 1 mean," blushing quickly at the glance he gave her, "I mean they can look kindly; but am I right, you do not like Mrs. Ruth ven?" "The reason why I cannot tell. Bnt 1 j ao nor nte tne wiaow, ma Deilel said Winton. "Oh! bravo!" cried Nora, laughing. "1 did not snspect you were capable of im provising." "I dare say I am capable of more that you imagine. I suppose I ought to as sure you that I have no reason for dislik ing Mrs. Ruthven it is an instinct." "I thought these instincts of liking and disliking were characteristic of women; that men built up their preferences on a solid foundation of reason." " We ought, and at least, I try to be Just." "I am afraid you are a little hard." "I dare say I am, or have been; at present. I may. for all I know, be learning to be too soft." He looked down as ho spoke these words thoughtfully. "Rut In tho battle of life we can rarely afford . to lay aside our armor. 'What a dreadful idea of life." said Nora with a sigh. Winton did not reply; he paused, his hand on a rook, and looked intently at his companion, whose eyes were fixed on th fire. "Now, Mr. Winton, I shall do my best to conquer," said Mrs. L'Estrange, re turning. inton brought her a chair. "Do you never care to learn?" he said o Nora as he took his place. with my father, but I never could learn,., As60c,at men of good quality, I never could be interested; there Is lome"?0? e8tfem Jonr own reputation; it deficiency, I suppose in me, for I never 18 o be alone than in bad com- care if I win or lose at any game." pany. "Which shows an unmathematlcal. un- I Eat to please thj self, bnt dress to practical turn of mind," said Winton, please others. smiling. "I wait your attack," to Mra , A proud man is seldom a gratef n L, Estrange. man for ne never gejg M ranch as he r or awnlle Nora read the newspaper; thinks he deserves, then she rose, and, leaning on the back of her steD-mother'a ch.tr. lonkH nn t It is not enough to have croat anali., the game, as If watching an opportunity "Chick to your king." said Mra. IEa-I ranee at lust. "Vnn aM n ! trange at last "Yon are not playing your best, Mr. Winton; is It negligence or politeness? No, you cannot more there, you are still in check, nor there eitner. - It la checkmate!" replied Winton wen and quickly done, tool" Then I may sneak I" cried Nora. There la a paragraph in the paper about the robbery. I will read it. The mys tery which enshrouds the great Jewel robbery la still unsolved; but, although wo must on no account betray the secrets of the police. It is perhaps admissible to state that a faint clew has at length been found, which in the experienced hands of a certain ramous officer may, Indeed will, probably, lead to the detection of the vil lains whose dastardly attack almost cost Its object a serions illness. We are hap py to stata that Mrs. Ruthven haa very neany recoverea tne effect ot the shock to her nervous system, and Is about to proceed to Italy for change of air and scene. "Which means." said Winton. rUtnir "that the penny-a-liner know nothing) ana nas no cnance ot knowing anything. When these fellows are most profoundly ignorant, xney assume tne greatest know ingness. Hut It is latel If you will allow me, I will say good night, and man. my way to tne stables. I can b my own groom. "Oh! Roberts is In, I am sure, having a tain in ins Kitcnen. He is our liody- gnard now; be will bring your horse round." Mra. IEstrange rang as shs spoke, and ordered Mr. Wlnton'a horse. -"What a dreadfully dark night!" said .ora, going to the open door a few min utes after, while Winton said good-bye ir T T7. nr. i . 7 . w j ai. niiT-. is raining, too. I am afraid yon will get Terr wet!" There waa genuine kindly interest in tne eyes raised to bis. "If Ton care whether T am nf . alive or dead, I ahall be obliged to lay aside my armor," said Winton smiling, as his hand closed on hers with a lingering pressure, so close, so warm, that It sent an electric thrill of surprise through her near. x snail come to-morrow to report myself, and bring you the 'History of Blankshire' w. were spenking of. Good night!" And the sound of his horse i reaa soon died away. 1 have aueh a headache, Helen, think I shall go to bod do you mind?" : by no means. I wonM ratli sicep wan listen to that moan nv wln,i j I hope we may have news of some kind stranded here. They bid each other good-night and scp- tnaeo. But Nora sat long pondering, her elbows an her dressing-table, her head on her hands, thinking with a startled, sudden ly awaaenea. sense of alarm of the rn. rlous influence Mark Winton, without the smallest apparent effort on his part, had gained over her. From the first hour they met, he had iiraciea ner unaccountably. He was not good-looking, or particularly aarcea- ble or flattering. He was, on the con trary, silent, slightly abrupt, and decld- edly uncompromising; yet to Nora there was veiled pathos in his eyes, and an utter unconsciousness of himself, that gave dignified simplicity to his manner. Bh. was always wondering what he thought and how this or that would strike him. Then, when he gradually came to talk to her of books, and topics off the dusty track of conventional clatter, the sincerity of his opinions, the tone of calm, clear common sense wntcn pervaded hia conver sation, delighted and refreshed her. Strange to say, despite her recognition of his strength and self-sufficiency, Mra L'Estrange's story of his lonely yon th ills resolute struggle for fortune had touched a chord of tender pity in her heart; and In short before she was aware that he was more than an Interesting acquaintance, .-sora was in lovo with him. (To bo continued.) ALL KINDS OF QUEER PETS. Cross, Owls and Cockroaches Trained by Maryland Scientist. Harry 0. Hopkins, ono of the yonng-- m members of the Maryland Academy of Science, haa a special fondness for animals, says the Baltimore Sun. Among his earliest peta were three frogs, which he raised from tadpoles. They became so tame that they would recognize his yolce and hop eag rlj to him whenever they heard him speak. His next pets were five screech owls, which be kept in the garret of his home. Ono of the owls, which he called Bob, became so accustomed to his voice that It would screech back a reply when called, and would haste to Join Mr. Hopkins in the lower rooms of the house. Mr. Hopkins bad at other times raccoons, opossums, foxes, white mice and white rats for pets. The latest net j In his collection was the most unique of them all, and was, perhaps, the only pet of the kind ever heard of. It waa a roach an ordinary brown roach that ran out of his desk one day and took a sip from a drop of ink that had fallen on the desk. Mr. Hopkins let the little creature Indulge Itself undla tnrbed, and one day Induced it to take a sip from the point of his pen. After that to tame the roach was an easy matter, and he soon had It so tame that it would come from its hiding place when called, and would follow the pen over the paper while Mr. Hop kins wrote. Mr. Hopkins did not enjoy the society of this little pet long. A new servant with a majila for "clean ing up" and antipathy to roaches saw the Det on the desk one day and killed It Overtasking the mind is an unwise act; when nature is unwilling; the labor is in vain. Know what thou canst bent work at, and work at it like a Hercules. That will be thy better plan. If we keep onr conscience all right, we are a n.atch for anything on 'earth, and equal to anything in neaven PeoDle seldom criticise a man's bad handwriting when it comes to them at the bottom of agood-sizea cnecK. Great mischiefs happen more often from f Jlly, meauness and vanity than from the greater sins of avarice and ambition. Help somebody worse off than your self, and yon will find that yon are better off than you fancied, Some charitable people are a!: objects of charity themselves. most ties; we must also have the management " THt DIRGE "DF'COPI OT !OIJ Time- upon a certain day, when In tha Green Park strolling, Met Cupid walking listlessly along the gravel track Adown his apple blossom cheeks the heed less tears were rolling. And his saintly little axure wings hung drooping on his back. "Now, what doth ail thee, merry son, that thus thine heart is laden? Haa any feathered shaft of thine failed to transfix a maiden?" "Alas!"" cried -Cupid, sadly, while his pearly tears flowed faster, "The days of simple love making and maiaennooa are gone; r every otner lemaie Is a Tireen or Yellow Aster,' 'A Superfluous Woman' (truly), or Modern Amazon': Whill the girls no more content them selves with lovers' adoration. For they're all so Tery busy "working out their own salvation.' "Through the deep sloughs of the Zola esque. and up the scale chromatic. Of all moral and immoral problems Maenad-like they co: There's no time to hear love's whlspei mid their arguments emphatic. (And a woman rolce no longer is like music, sweet and low): While young maids who once for soft en- deannenU had a predilection. Now plead madly for the suffrage, or dis course on vivisection. Ah! The dear old days when n'l the earth was wise and worshiped Cunld Ah! The dear old days when love could make men brave, and sweethearts fairl Now the new 'eternal feminine decla: my methods stupid. As she flies about the earth with Ibsen's vine-leaves in her hair.' " Then,' with one more sigh, the vanquished god went on his way lamenting. Would the sun had died in heaven er. she gan experimenting!" St James' Gazetts. A MAN OUT OF WORK. O one saw him step off the pas BcnMr train. He must have 6tolen a ride on the II Western freight I He walked up the main street one morning and made for that mecca of tramps, the saloon. It was August. The fury of the hot winds wns Masting the corn, and with it human hopes. That pitiless wind! For three weeks It had surged northward, an un wearied, scorching, palpitant tide, that one fancied exhaled from hell itself. Even at night it did not rest but buf feted with soft fierceness the hot eyes Df desperate men. The 6tranger was tall, thin, muscular. His face was clean-cut clean-shaven. His hair, a ruddy brown, was trimmed close. His elothes did not fit him. The trousers were too short The coat had evident ly been made for a stouter man. The day was Saturday, so, although early, there were a good many in the saloon; the drayman, agent lumber man, grain man, half a dozen farmers, and a couple of chronic loafers. These looked askance at the newcomer who entered. He took off his hat a sun burned slouch and addressed thr crowd. I'm trying to get back East gentle men, and my voice is my ticket" He stared at the nickel fixtures of tho bar and began to sing. The men ceased their rueful talk about the drought their profanity, hushed. It seemed, their Tory breath. For the voice that rang through the vulgar little room was rich, pure, vibrant powerful, mel lowly sweet The song ended, he looked around, but did not extend the bat he held, waiting to learn If his song had pleased his hearers. "Do It again," a man urged, nnllm- berlng himself from a keg as be spoke. and have a drink. What can you lngr Anything." "We don't go much on opery here, but we'd like to git some of them things we read about like 'Where did you git that hatr an' Two little girls In blue.' Kin ye sing them ?" The stranger laughed. He sang the ditties requested. Then some one asked for "Marguerite." Another man tro- BB SAKO A Xt01XICKX3r) COLLIOI 80X0. posed a drink. Various requests were proffered. The singer sang on. In the appreciation of his listeners be found Inspiration. A queer ecstasy, not be gotten of the liquor drank, came on the ordinarily stolid crowd. Tho singing ttlmula ted (hem. It lent a smile to sul len Hps, a light to surly eyes. For the time being they forgot the drought the aiaddening winds, the certain failure of the corn crop. These were moments of reprieve. Realization, crushing aa conscience, would come later. The man who had been In Chicago when Lottie Collins whirled around the stage smiled delightedly to hear Ta-ra-ra. Boom-de-ay," and broke Into eulogistic reminiscences of the English dancer. The old Frenchman on the corner who mended shoes for a living and had hobbled dawn to lean against the door and listen beamed when he heard the tender strains of the Tower song In "II Trovatore." And tho boy who had been sent two thousand miles west In search ot health kept hia bright hol low eyes fastened on the glaring poster Jannounclng the 8tate Fair, when the tramp sang "Home, B-eet Home." The singer ceased, held ont his bat A willing little shower feU Into It The richest man present a farmer and stockman, gave a nickel; the man who could least afford to give anything Iroppcxl In a quarter. "Now a last song!" a voice suggested. & rollicking college asajf followed tho cSqneat: A man walking; down the other side of the street heard It crossed over. He was large, florid, gold-beaid-id. of imperious manner. "Ehr he cried. "I thought I knew that Jingle. Is It you. Jack V The singer looked at the stranger, or whom prosperity had set her seal. "I don't know yon," he answered. "Not know me!" The other UngheA nervously. "Why, we were at Tale to gether. Yoi are "A man ont of work." "But your name Is " "Brown." "Brown be dashed! Don't yon re member when I went home and spent my vacation with you and " He broke off abruptly as their eyes met "Well, what will you taker he ende 'amely. "Nothing." The rrosperons Man left the saloon. He Went home. It was a perturbed face that which his wife, a frail, pretty, faded woman, looked upon when h entered. "What Is It dearr "0, an odd meeting. That fellow yon were engaged to, whom I cut out Is singing for pennies down In the sa loon." "Rlchardl" "He Is. I offered him a drink. He .-e fused to recognise me. He holds s grudge against me yet I suppose; bw all's fair, I say, in love and war." "How how did he " "I don't know. Got burned out In (Vestern Nebraska, I suppose, like hun dreds of poor devils. Finds this his nly way to get home. Lots like him." "Richard, you must go back at once, if you are sure It is Jack, make him take money, twenty fifty a hundred dollars. It Is dreadful!" The Prosperous Man wentdown-towa. igaln. He found the man he sought eating in a cheap restaurant "Here," ho said, "Is a tenner. Yon ny you're not Jack Barrow. This won't hurt you, anyhow." The tramp pushed away his plat itood up. He thrust his hand In his pockot He drew It out full of dimes, ilckels, pennies. "I have all I need here," he said "Enough to get drunk on." Secret of Napoleon's Sncceat Europe has grown accustomed to Jillitary surprises in the few preceding years. The armies of the French re public, fired by devotion- to their prin ciples nnd their nation, had accom plished marvels. But nothing In the least foreshadowing this had been wrought even by them. Then, as now, curiosity was inflamed, and the most careful study was expended in analyz ing the process by which such miracles had been performed. The investiga tors and their readers were so over powered by the spectacle and its re sults that they were prevented by a sort of awe-siricken credulity from rec ognizing the truth; and even yet the notion of a supernatural Influence fightiug on Bonaparte's side has not entirely disappeared. But the facts as we know them reveal cleverness dealing with Incapacity, energy auch as had not yet been seen fighting with languor, an embodied principle of great vitality warring with a lifeless, van ishing system. The consequences were startling but logical; the details sound like a romance from the land of Eblis Century. The British Speaker. The position of Speaker of the House t Commons Is one of great dignity. Ho draws a salary of 3,000 a year, enjoys the use of a palace, gets a liberal al lowance for entertaining, and a peer age on the resignation from office. It Is ono of the unwritten privileges of members of the House of Commons to dine with the Speaker. The ."soak er's dinners are held on Wednesdays, and genemlly compose a total of about thirty members, so that taking the en tire parliamentary session, all the members get their turn, starting with the cabinet, then the leaders of the op position, and then the rank and file. Until 1689 It was the custom to wear court dress at these dinners; that Is, knee breeches, velvet cutaway coats and cocked hats, but In 1889 thai rul was swept away Washington Post Thickest Salt V-ln in the World. Interesting mineral discoveries are jften made during the process of ar tesian well boring on the plateaus of the IlocLy Mountalu slopes. Goal, gypsum and soda beds, and traces of the economic and the precious metals are revealed In the chlpplngs of the drill, usually at a depth so great be low the surface as to render them 1m practtble to mine. A remarkable dis covery of this nature was recently made In sinking an artesian well at place called Big Springs, hi south ern New Mexico, Where at a denth of - 1 1,400 feet the drill struck a bed o! - in v i Atn j .v. . solid rock salt 420 feet in depth. It Is probably the thickest salt vein In tho woria, anu, u situated near the sur face would represent a vast fortun' o the owner who could utilize IL False Teeth for a Cat, A cat that fell from a Baltimore tele graph pole broke Its Jawbone. Its own er. Henry Ziekler. who thinks the . . . a . , . , . . WONd Of It, IS having a Set Of fahM teeth made, which will patch pussy ur- tu ngnt Canadian Gnm Shoes Worked Over. A great proportion of the reclaimed ! rubber Imported Into this tooatrr comes from Canada, for the people there wear and discard a great many overshoes. Hardware. A Goddess ol Ltwerly Been he. In Austin. Texas, there is a iiaure of tbo (In.l.lnaU .f T il.art. ,--.,,, i lU0 UOUdOSS Ol JrtlertV BirmoUllt- r i. a n i.i : . t :i i , ing tho Capitol 300 feot alovo tha ground. The lady is es-veateea feet high, with hollow cranium. Jn.' ,n" no J?""5" Ior O09J w P tun-grays orcy me stopplrur H tne wno.e . , ... j. , , ' Joshua gives the command, "forward, 1 planetary svstem I do not know and do not spection baa recently- divulged the march!" In the distance there is a long eare. I leave It to tha Christian scientists fact that a swarm of bees have depus- grove of trees, and at the end of the grove H and the infidel s-denUsts to settle that qnes ited their honey to the extent ot aev ' city' 11 to cltT ot rbors ei7 with j Hon, while I tell you I have seen the same eral buckets! nl in her head an.l rpl w.'i1Be?r,,,n A P0 A ho to I thlug. " What," av you, "aot the sun stand. . . .. . . 17 T hex nostrils as the front door. Courier Journal i Homely Tr v'hi. Many a man baa worn himself on Tying to avoid work. . The new woman la right after tb tomlng man. Exchange. Lotia; Life or Wide Life? Doctor How long do 70a expect tr lve the way you stuff yourself? Fatty Goo rm and You mean hpw wldav Philadelphia Inquires RFUUflWE. Che Brooklyn Divine's Sunday Sermon. Subject: 'The Greatest All Time." Soldier ol la the Embury Memorial Church, Brook lyn, a larire audleno listened to the annual armon of Chaplain T. De Witt Talmasfe. of the Thirteenth Betfment, N. O. a N. T. The members of the regiment occupied the body of the oliurch. Dr. Talmairw nhnaa for ht object "The Greatest Soldier of All Time," the text beinir: "There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life." Joshua I., 6. The "gallant Thirteenth,' as this reg iment is generally and appropriately called, has gathered to-niirl.t foi- th .nnhin n God and to hear the annual sermon. And nrst 1 loot wltu hearty salutation lntotha faces of the veterans, who thmioh mnw n In aeti ve service, have the same patriotic and military enthusiasm wtiieh characterised them when, in 1K63, they bade farewell to home and loved onns and started for th Held and risked all they held doar on eartt for the re-establishment of the falling TTnifwi States Government. "All that a man hath will he give for his life." and von showed yourselves willing to give your lives. W hail you! We thauk you! We bless you, th veterans of the Thirteenth. Nothing can ever rob you of the honor of having been soldiers in one of the most tremendous ware of all history, a war with Grant and Sherman na nanoocK ana Sheridan and Farragut on unotuue, anaLiee ana stonewall Jackson ano Liongsseet ana Johnston on the other. Asia Greek assemolages, when speaken would arouse the andienon. thnv "Marathon!" so if I wanted to tir' von in tA. uismauou x wouki only nea to sneak the Words. "Lookout Mount-lin." "Channfllloro. villo," "Gettysburg." Aud though through tne passage of years you are forever free from duty of enlistment, if Euronean nationi enouia too easily ana too quickly forgot th Monroe doctrine and set aggressive foot upon this continent I think your ankles would b supple again, and your arms would grow strong again, and your eyes would be keen enough to follow the stars of the old flag wherever they might lead. And next I greet the colonel and his staff and all the officers and men of this regiment. It has been an ev.-Mitfnl vear in vnnr hutnrr: If never before. Brooklyn appreciates some- inragoiiae vaiue or its armories, and the importance of the 'men who there drill foi the defense and safety of theeity. Th blessing of God be upon all of you, my com rades of the Thirteenth Regiment! And looking about for a subject that might be most helpful and inspiring for you, and our veterans here assembled, and the citizens gathered to-night with their good wishes, I have concluded t hold up before vou tht greatest Soulier of all time Joshua the hero of my text. He was a magnificent fighter, but he al ways fought on the right side, and he nevs fought unless God told him to fight In mj text he gets his military equipment and ona would think It must hve been plumed hei met for the brow, greaves of bras for tha feet, habergeon for the brat. "There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life." "Oh." you say, "any body could have courage with such a back ing up as that." Why, my friends, I have to tell yon that the God of the universe and the Chieftain of eternity promises to do Just as much for us as for him. All the resources of eternity are pledged In our behalf, If we go out in the service of God, and no more than that was offered to Joshua. God fulfilled thli promise of my text, although Joshua's first battle was with the spring freshet, and tha next with a stone wall, and the next leading on a regiment of whipped cowards, and the next battle against darknes. wheelfnr thr sun and the moon into his battalion, and the mi nimi iuj ung oi terrors, ueata td great victories. For the most part, when the general of aL army starts out in a conflict he would like to nave a small battle in order that he may get nia counure uo ann ne mar rallv bis troona and get them drilled for greater oonfllots, but this first undertaking of Joshua wa greater than the leveling of Port Futaskl, or tne nnnaermg aown of Gllbraltar, or tha overthrow ol the Bastile. It was the crossing of the Jordan at the time of the spring freshet. The snows ot Mount Lebanon had lust been melting, and they poured down Into the valley, and the whole valley was a raging torrent So the Canaanltes stand on one bank, and thev look across and m Joshua and the Israelites, and they laugh and say; "Aha! aha! They cannot disturb us until the freshets fall. It Is lmposslbla for them to reach us." But after awhile they look acrops the water, and they see a move ment in the army ot Joshua. They say: 1 "What's the matter now? Why, there must be a panic, among these troops, and they are going to By, or perhaps they are going to irj 10 mtrcii across tne nver Jordan. Joshua is a lunatic" But Joshua, the chieftain ol the text, looks at his army and cries, "For ward, march'." and they start for the bank if the Jordan. One mile ahead go two priests, oarrying 4 glittering box four feet long and two feet wide. It is the ark of the covenant And they eome down, and no sooner do thej lust touah the rim of the water with thei feet than by an almighty flat Jordan parts. The army of Joshua marches right on with out getting their feet wet over tha bottom ol the river, a path of chalk and broken shells and pebbles, until they get to the other bank. Then they lay hold of the oleanders and tamarisks and willows and pull themselvei up a bank thirty or forty feet high, and hav ing gained the other bank they elap theii shields and their cymbals and sing 4h praises ot the God ef Joshua. But no sooner have they reached the banl than the waters begin to dash and roar, ana with a terrific rush they break loose from their strange anchorage. Out yonder they have stopped; thirty miles up yonder they halted. On this side the waters roll off toward the salt sea. But as the hand of the Lord God is taken away from the thus up .Ufted waters waters perhaps uplifted half a I . J I -" . U l 1 : . i a j . i SZT.. .T? ' """."""J those waters rush down, and some of the un- believing Israelites sayi "Alas, alas, what a misfortune! Why could not those waters have stayed parted? Because, nerhaus. wa may want to go back. Oh, Lord, we are en gaged in a risky business. Those Canaanites may eat us up. How If we want to go back! Would It not have been a more eomplete miracle if the Lord bad Darted the waters to h let us eome through and kept them parted ' to let us go back if we are defeated?1' My inenas, uoa manes no provision lor a . vionn tnv pain 'allthawavtn Canaan Tn h.-V 1. The same gatekeepers that swing back tha ametnysune and crystalline gate of the Jordan to let Israel pass through now swing hut the omethvstine and erratallln rate nf 0TF? keep the Israelites from going l'. SStZt& I rear. Triumph ahead, Canaan aheadi be, "n.(1 J,on datb. and darkness and woe and hell. But rou sav. "Why didn't thosi Canaanltes, when they had such a splendid nanf xtr-ttn oa the too ol the. bauk thirty or forty leet nwfb. completely aa- "?"sh those poor Israeltiesdown in tha river r "verr i ww ten you wny. uoa naa made . nromia. and Ha waa o-ntno- tn k-aar. it I "There shall not anv man be able to stand ' before thee all the days ot thy life." uuitrwiB ms very aay. xi is (ne great metro- very sky. It is tha great metro polis that commands the mountain pass, ft Is Jericho. That city was afterward oaptured Dy i-oropey, ana it was anerwara captured bv Herod the Great, and it was afterward S'lp swords, bo shields, no battering ram. Thera han be only one weapon of war, and that a ram's horn. The bom of the slain ram was sometimes taken and holes wore punotmed In it, and then the musician would put tha Instrument to hi lips, and he would run hia fingers overthts rude musical Instrument, and make a great deal of sweet harmony for tha people. That was the only kind of weapon. Svn priests ware to take these rod rtutla mufaoaT Instruments, and thev were to na around the city every day for six days once ny njr 911 uays, ana men on tne seventn day they were to go around blowing these rude musical instruments seven times, and then at the close of the seventh blowing oi the rams' horns on the seventh day tha peroration of the whole scene was to be hout, at which those great walls should tumble from capstone to base. The seven priests with the rude musical In rtruments pass all around the city walls on the first duy, and a failure. Not so much as a piece ot piaster broke loose from the wall, not so much a loosened rook, not so much aa a piece of mortar lost from its place. "There." snv the unbelieving Israelites. "Didn't I tell you so? Why, those ministers are roois. xne idea or going around the city witn tnose musical instruments and expect ing in that way to destroy it! Joshua has been spoiled. He thinks because he has Overthrown aud d'wtroyed the spring fr&het he can overthrow tho stone wall. Why, it is not philosophic. Don't you see there is no relation between the blowing of these must Ml Instruments and the knocking down ot the wall? It isn't philosoohv." And I suppose there were many wiseaeret who stood with their brows knitted, mi With the forefinger of the right hand to the forefinger ot the left hand, arguing it all out and showing it was not possible that such a cause should produoe such an effect And I suppose that night in the encampment there was plenty of philosophy and caricature, and If Joshua had been nominated for any high military position he would not have got many votes. Joshua's stock was down. The Teoondday, the priests, blowing the musical instruments, go around the city, and a fall are. Third day. and a failure; fourth day, and a failnre; fifth day, and a failure; sixth day, and a failure. The seventh day comes, the olimacterio day. Joshua Is up early in the morning anil examines the troops, walks all around about, looks at the city wall. The Driest start to make the circuit of the oity. They go ail around once, an around twice, three times, four times, five times, six times, jeven times, and a failure. There is only one mora thing to do, and mat is to utter a great shout. I see tha Israelltish army straightening themseleesup, filling their lungs for a vociferation such aa was never hoard before and never hear.l af. ter. Joshua feels that the hour has oome,' and he orles out to his host, "Shout! for tha Lord hath given you the city!" All the peo- Jle begin to cryi "Down, Jericho! Down, erioho!" And the long line of solid ma onry begins to quiver and to move and to rock. Stand from under! She falls! Crash go the walls, the temples, the towers, the pniacooj xueair is Diai-uened witn tne dust. The huzza of the victorious Israelites and the groan of the conquered Canaanites com mingle, and Joshua, standing there in the debris of the wall, hears a voice saying, "There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life." But Joshua's troops mav not halt here. The command is, "Forward, march!" There Is the city of Ai. It must be taken. How shall It be taken? A scouting partv comes back and says: "Joshua, we can "do that without you. It is going to beaVerveasy Job. You just stay here while we go and cap ture it." They march with a small regiment In front of that city. The men of Ai look at them and give one yell, and the Israelites run like reindeers. The northern troops at Bull Kun did not make such rapid time as these Israelites with the Canaanites after mem. They never cut such a sorry figure is when they were on the retreat. Joshua falls on his face in ohagrin. Itik the only time you ever see the baok of his aead. He falls on his face and begins to whine, and he says: "0 Lord God, wherefore last Thou at all brought this people over lordan to deliver us into the hand of tha Amorites to destroy us? Would to God wa lad been content and dwelt on the other side 5f Jordan! For the Canaanltes and all the Inhabitants of the land shall hear of it and mall environ us round and cut off our name Irom the earth." I am very glad Joshua said that Befora .t seemed as if he were a sunematural hainir and therefore could net be an example to us, but I find he is a man, he is only a man. Just as sometimes you find a man under severe opposition, or in a bad state of phvsieal health, or worn out with overwork, "lying down and sighing about everything being unicainu, a am encouragaa wnen I hear thlf )ry of Joshua as he lies in the dust. God comes and rouses him. How doe fle rouse him? By complimentary apos trophe? No. He says: "Get thee up. Where Tore Uest thou upon thy face?" Joshua rises, and. I warrant you. with a mortified look. But his old courage comes tack. The fact was that was not his battle. If he had been in it, he would have gone on to victory. He gathers his troops around him and saysi 'Now let us go up and capture the city of if. Let us go up rinht away." They march on. Hi puts the majority ol ihe troops behind a ledge of rooks in the night, and then he sends a comparatively man battalion up in front of ttra city. Tha men of Ai come out with a shout This bat. talion in stratagem fall back and fall ba-;k, and when all the men of Al have left the city and are in pursuit of this scattered or seem ingly scattered battalion Joshua stands on rock I see his looks flying in the wind ai he points his spear toward the doomed oltv. and that Is tha signal. The men rush out from behind the rocks and take the city, and It is put to the torch, and then these Israel ites In the oity march down, and the flying battalion of Israelites return, and between these two waves of Israelitish prowess tha men of Al are destroyed, and the Israelites gain the viotory, and while I see the curling jmoke of that destroyed oity on the sky, and while I hearths huzza of the Israelites and the groan of the Canaanltes. Joshua hears lomething louder than it all. ringing and choing through his soul, "There shall not my man be able to stand before thee all the lays of thy life." But this is no place for the host of Joshui :o stop. "Forward, march!" cries Joshua to the troops. There is the city of Gibeon. It has put itself under the protection of Joshua. They sent word: "There are five kings aftei us. They are going to destroy us. Bend troops quick. Send us help "right away." Joshua has a three days' march more than double quick. On the morning of the third day he is before the enemy. There are two long lines of battle. The battle opens with zreat el-neMeis, hut the Canaanites soon ilscover something. Thoy say: That is Joshua. That is tbe man who conquered ;he spring freshet and knocked down tha stone wall and destroyed the city of Al. There is no use fighting." And they sound a retreat, and as they begin to retreat Joshua and his host spring upon them like a panther, pursuing thetu over the rooks, and as these Canaanites, with sprained ankles and gashed foreheads, retreat tha catapults ot the sky pour a vofiey of hailstones into the valley, and all the artillery of tha heavens with bullets of iron pounds tha Canaanites against the ledges of Beth-horon, "Oh," says Joshua, "this is surely a fiotory!" "But do you see the sun is goina down? Those Amorites are going to get away after ail, and they will come up some othei time and bother us, and perhaps destroy us." See, the sun is going down. Oh, for a longei day than has ever been seen in this climate! What is the matter with Joshua? Has ha fallen in an apopletio fit? Ho. He is in prayer. Look out when a good man makes the Lord his ally. Joshua raises bis face, radiant with prayer, and looks at the de scending sun over Gibson and at tha faint orescent of the moon, for you know tha quean of the night sometimes with linger around the palaces of the day. Pointing ona hand at the descending sun and the othet hand at the faint crescent of the moon, in the name of that God who shaned the won. Is and moves the worlds, he cries, "Sun, stand thou Mill nnna -ftll,..n n.l hn ' m the vaJlev of Aialon." Ann' Hwr !n.rf stilL Whether it waa b tefcaotlon. of tin-j mg at Ing still?" Yes. The same miracle Is per formed nowa la The wicked do not lira ut half their iv. and tna sun sets at noon: But let a man start out and battle for God, ind the truth, and against sin, and the day f his usefuln ess is prolonged and prolonged ind prolong I. But it is ti-ne for Joshna to go home. Ha 110 years old. Washington went do wn the Potomac, rad at Mounr Vernon closed his lays. Wellington died peacefully at Apsley Bouse. Now, where shall Joshua rest? Why. h Is to bare his greatest battle now. After 110 year he has to meet a king who has more snbjects than all the present popu lation of the earth, his throne a pyramid of kulls. his Darterra the s-raveyaras and the lometerles" of the world, nrs chariot the world's hearse the king of terrors. But if thlsis Joshua's greatest battle it Is going to be Joshua's greatest victory. He gathers is friends around htm and gives his vale dictory, and tt is fall of reminiscence, i oung men tell what thoy are going to da. ld men tell what they have done. And as you have heard a grandfather or a treat-grand father, seated by the evening Ire, tell of Monmouth or Yorktown and then 1ft the crutch or staff as though it were a nusket to fight and show how the old battles were won, so Joshua gathers his friends round hia dying eoneh, and he teHs them Ihe story of what he has been through, and is he lies there, his white locks snowing lown on his Wrinkled forehead T snnHm it Bod has keot Hia nromisn all the wa through the promise of the text. As he lies there ha tells the story one. two or three limes you have heard old people tell a story two or three times over and he answers? "t ro the way of all the earth , and not one word of :ne promise has failed, not one word thereof has failed. All has eome to paw; not one word thereof has fHiled." And then he mrnsto his family, a? a dying parent will, nd savsi "Choose now whom ve will serve the God of Israel or the God of the Amor tes. As for me and mv houe wa will aim. the Lord." A dying parent cannot be reek-k-ss or thoughtless in regard to his children. Consent to Dart with thm ar ha A ihe tomb we cannot. TW th nm 11a in urliltli their Infancy was rocked, by the bo9ora on Whloh thev fl r lav h. th. Kin,-..! u. Covenant, by the God of Joshua, It shall n..t he. We will not part. We cannot part, rehovah Jireh, we take Thee at Thy promise, "I will be a God to thee and thy seed after .nee. Dea1. theold nhloftatn ir,a v. i.m .. Handle hi isover 110 years of age. Lav him out Stretch nut those feet that wallr.l .t,i. Jordan. Closethose lips which helped blow the blast at which the walls of Jericho fell. Fold the arm that Ufte.i h murtn,.! doomed city of Ai. Fold it ricbt ovr tha lit that exulted whan the five kings fell, t where shall we get the burnished granite lor the headstone and tha fnntef-nnv T i... think myself now. I imagine that for the bead irshall be the sun that of, in. I still .rn Gibeon, and for the foot the moon that stool till in the valley of Ajalon. A NEW OCEAN BU3. 'ai f-ln Nlejahr Iliicnvm It In lu South Atlantis and Punles Scientists. The Naval Hydrographlo Office has beet otifled of the dUoovery of a new form of animal life In the open ocean which haa hitherto not been olaoslfln 1 by naturalists. Who are unable from the description re ceived to say Just what is the now bug, or fish, or whatever it is. The report comes from Captain H. A. Niejahr of the German teamer Halloa. He was cruising in the a Bouth AtlantiOjbetween Cape Horn and the Cape of Good Hope, a lttHe to tha west ot Inaccessible and Tristan da Cunaha Islands, When the phenomenon appeared. The en try on his log is as follows: "This afternoon my mate called mv atten tion to the look of the water. I went'on deek and saw several spots of yellow and muddy looking water. We steered for one of tbesa pots and passing through it observed that the water had a reddish color, caused by mill ions and millions of rad ephemeron worms. I caught soma in a bucket and found that their bodies were bladdery, with long legs on one end. On the other end seemed to be tha head. Set on a dry spot they Jumped verj far." Biologists in Washington presume the Ger man captains refera to tha order of "ephf merina ' in speaking of "ephemeron worms," but this order, which Includes the common day fly does not lit thu curtain's description if his discovery. VIILLIONS OF ANIMALS INSPECTED. Condemnation Does 'ot Prevent the Sail of lUeaed Meats. During the fiscal year 1894 the Bureau o. animal Industry instecte l mora than thir teen million head of animals at forty-six abattoirs in seventeen cities. Of this num ber a total of 16.703 were condemned and sent to the tank for destruction, divided as fol lows: Cattle, 4127; sheep, 466, and bogs, 12,110. In addition to these whole carcasses there were a great many portions of enrcassea that were condemned. The total number ol beef cattle Inspected last year amounted to l,tMz,uuu. or about one-half the cattle placed npon the market. The numler condemned in the figures quoted are those condemned fter slaughter, and do not include thoja that failed to pass when the oattla were on Ihe hoof and subject to the rigid investiga tion of the Inspector. Secretary Morton says lhat this condemnation, however, does not prevent the sale of diseased meat in home ; markets. WITNESS OF A TERRIBLE CRIME. daughter Sees Her Mother Kill Her Fath. r and Herself. Aire. Ernest Annable. thirty years of ags, Tho lived in a fashionable part of JIv.li Park, Chicago, shot and instantly killed her husband and then committed suicide, just after supper. Jealousy was tha cause of the terribla Tagedy. A fourteen-year-old daughter wit nessed tha spectacle of her parents' death. At the supper table there hal been consid erable quarreling. Mrs. Annable rushed to her room, whore ihe secured her husband's revolver ami fired Mie shot at herself. The daughter Myrtle took the weapon from her mother, who re gained it after a desperate struggle, and then killed her husband. Shooting herself through the heart, she fell across hit lifelesf body. IRON PRODUCTION OF 1894. Both tha Output and the Trice Decreased Materially. Iron ore statistics prepared for the L'nitoc itates Geological Survey by JohnBirkinbiue. ot Philadelphia, show that the product of Iron ore in tha United States for lS'H in creased only about 2f per cent, over tha product of 18'J3, and most of tnls increase came from the Lake Superior region, Minne sota showing the greatest Increase, ranking second among tbe iron ore producing Statet,, while in 1893 sha was third. Michigan con tinued to be the larger producor. Alabama has fallen from second place in 1833 to third In 18i4; Virginia has improved her standing, rising from Ufth In la3 to fourth In IH'ji while Pennsylvania has fallen from fourth in 1893 to fifth In 1894. The prices realized avesaged only tl.li a ton in 18H4, against tl.eS a ton in 1893. To Replace Cocoa Celltiloae. Secretary Herbert appointed a Board con listing of Xavai Constructor Linuard, Tay lor aud Dashiel, to meet In i'hlladelphia to examine a new material made from the pith of the Indian cornstalk, whloh is expected to displace cocoa cellulose in the construc tion of war vessels. Humor is ono ot tbo most deceitful things in the worll. A woman never loses she loses her heart. bor head till Genius hears one individual then comprehends ten. and It generally takes a blockhead a good wbilo to find out what ails him. Sorrow is a kind of rust of soul which every new idea contribute!) in its passage to scour away. A man must stand erect, not be kept erect by others. Economy may he as unwise as extravagance. If a boy earns ten cents he wants, it right off he isn't willing to trnst the richest man alive. Our greatest glory is not in never falling bat in rising ev:rytime we fall. The most unsafe place is trying to hide behind a lie. Doubtin? minds will ever bring swarm of demoDP. The ignorant are nerer defeated in any argument. 1 -r I I i 1 i s-