WHAT ONE BOY THINKS. It stitch always droning ia the mriaatiaj knAtia .TSSt-. IO 1 hnnMd tor th. iIum tm i tbooght vt?Jt&"h&eh,i u am u block umt lay. tr, rei to her till I ws houH, th. pmii aod the Knlatlaj. Zr?Z&?mnhm,Buml days making the journey; and And I'tv staid ml iearre4 my varM when I when at length he arrived in tbt UdW'atfliSus with 7- nl "'k,109,9 J0 V in to h my teat. Bet the information be desired. and IT. had to alk besfd. n-whe aba want I , Att?T W"C,"ff hf tTef U '' B?BM toev.rrtDg meeting, time he made bold to enter a stori ofl"mtd 10 brBclD 10 klckln t(ind ask the shop keeper to bay nil And I t. waited while to save the folks a word . treasure, The man look at It, and w two of grerting, laughed at him for fetching auoh a tranUed with acouah. I ?"? " . -no """.wnffhloM tnee aa tha. tn n.rVi.t ... XtieTt,oun8 Amric' 1 nm it's old America tost baa toe laaide of the th. , .w.r. m. with h thtobu .nd ii. aroangTarM; fcki " mon" 1 I eordlngl v he shouldered bis tiresome ttntlTbereHaJwariaiwiipefiiunt m a Brjioad. and went out on the street There oarer fu a pock, thai waa half ao big And ibe letsTbe oaodle ia By room bora "way ' down to tbe soce.es, While ah. .taw. an ratters ronnd about tUT I am sound aaleen, fbcre'a always somebody at borne when very nm ! iMttflrfDS: She inra1s tb. Jam nyoo J oar bread la a way to m-ike yoa grow ; Chm always takes a faliow'a aide whan erary one ia battering; And wb.a I tear my jacket. I know Jut wharf to gol And whan I've bain la ewlmming after father aald I shouldn't. ... And mother bad bar allppet off according to the rule, ft aoucdt a tweet aa allTar, tba rolce tbat eayi "I wouldn't : The boy tbat wont go iwnnmug luca a da; would be a fool r Jome'lmn thera'a aometblng ra bar mica aa it h. ira a. )l..al ri f lDi "SJ h" auamA "4 1 kep ,UU " And wno aha la by tbia time there la aa need of Kua-a.rB; .v..v ' or thera notnina use a panniBiimw about tue bouse. Harriot Prejcott Suofford. AN ASTONISHED LAD. That's a queer-looking objoc', Aleck, lloating la the cove. It loom like a buite piece of hard soap." "Hard soap don't swim," replied Aleck shortly. "It's probably a dead hake, or a little youker's (baby seal) pelt But we must hurry, Denny, aod get these Usn upon the flake. The sun is coming out finely this uioralog. The speakers, two Newfoundland iada, brothers, aired 14 and le, llvbd at Bejir Co ,e, booavlsta Bay, on the Dortheait coast of that great, foguy Island, aad they bad never been out side the "bay district." Their lot In ll!e was not an easy one. Since a recent disaster to tbs sealing fleet, when their lather had lot bis life, they had been the wboli support of a family of teu po.sons, lne udiDg two aged grandparents, their mother and fife younger broth ers and sisters. In that remote settlement of flshet (oik there were no schools nor oppor tunities for learning any craft save Caning and sealing. To prov.de even the barest necessities of life for them selves and tnelr kinsfolk the boys were obliged to work conjtantly aud attend sharply to their Dsblng. The floatl. g object however, ex cited Denny's curiosity. It was pe culiar In appearance. lie did net be lieve tbat it was a dead fhh, and he glanced at it occasionally as bespread the dressed coJflsb on the flakes to cure In the June sunshine. At length, when b.s task for the time being was over, he picked ud an oar, pushed their era y old dory into the water, and skulled out to mane sure what the .ueer-lookin mass was The strange object was of a singu iar, variegated, grayish, greenish yellow color, and at first sight he thought it was Jelly. But on touch ing It with the oar he found tbat it Was hard as hard, Indeed, as bard soap. Then he touched It with his Qngers, and found that if gave forth a pecu. liar odor. At length he reached down, and getting a Urm bold on tbo aiass, lilted it Into the toat. It was of irregular shape, nearly as large as a half-bushel measure and about at heavy as he could lift. He ra rled It ashore and set it on one end of the fish-flake, wbero both he and Aleck tested it with their knives. ' It is a hard, gummy stuff, said Aleck. "I don't believe it is good foranthing. I don't like the smell of It" 'I do like the smell of it," said Denny, "but it makes mefeel queer." The old grandma of the family came nut to the flakes, and after poking Hand sniffing It, said that if wss a "whale stone." It remained on tbo flake for a month or more, wnen tbe JSovIa Scotia skipper of a coaster which bad put in to buy their fish Happened tc notice it. After turning it over and pols ng It in h:s bands to note its weight, and trying bU Jack knife upon It, be cast an Inquiring look at Aleck. "That's quite a chunk of resin," e said. "Wbere d'ye get It?" "Washed ashore," repl.ed Aleck. "Granny says it's a whale stone," added Denny. The skipiier turned away with ap parent carelessness, "My cook plays tbo Utldlo," bo said, looking back. "I'll give ye a dollar for that to rosin Lis iMdle bow with." Aleck would have said yes at once; out Denny, who had quicker percep tions, had noted the furtive glance, aud said: ".' o; I'd rather l:ccp it" The skipper talked of various mat ters for some time, but at length came back to the subject of tbe "rosin," and offered two dollars, then three and at last five. But Denny still obstinately said, "So; I'd ratber teep it." Tbe skipper staid with them for an I:our or two, but .at last went off to bis vessel without further allusion to tr.e "rosin." Alack, much vexed, 'caned Denny I fool for not accepting tbe offer made by tbe captain. Five dollars was a large sum to these poor boys But beauy still resisted. I found It," ho asserted, "and 1 hall set my own price. Skipper Mo Leod cannot buy it for five dollars, tie wants it more than he cares to iet us know. I saw that plaiuly enough in his eyes." Before night, too, Denny prudently ook ttio whale stone oil the Ch Hake aud hid It away la a safe place. This was a wlso act, for the next morning the boys found everything topsyturvy about the tlakos and tbo land ng jetty, as if some one had teen searching there diligently. The coaster still lay at anchor in tho bay. This very suspicious circumstance joupl d with ths skipper's behavior. Mused Denny to think quit; serious ly about his whale stone and its pos ilbic value, until at length h.: be cumo so rarn 6t about It that bo resolv d to find OKI In some war what It was and what it was worth. But the flaberfolk who lived near had no kaowled.o of such matt.TS. tj durlag tba following wa.k. noeb against the adrlce or Alecl ' tod the older members of the family. Denny took aa old potato sack, an patting the (rummy, yellowy dm within, started to tdge with ol bis back all the way to SJU John's "3 capital of the island. It was a beayy load and a great ua lertaklniz for a lad of his age aoS I limited Axnertonoa H u fla-n m At another store a man examined it curiously and offered M for It H was so disheartened that he wai m. uch tempted to take the money and ; itart at once for borne; but be re- "solved to try a little further. Ac- taaio. Co&nclDs to glance back, he sav. that the storekeeper was following rery slowly after him, as If tp see where be was (rot Dir. As be tarned awkwardly to go on. he Jostled against I man In a uniform the most spien lld garb he bad erer seen arQ felt rreatly ashamed that his dirty gunny lack bad rubbed against such a gor teous red coat. I didn't mean to, sir," he faltered, ieprecattngly. The oncer laughed good-natu red li nd asked him what he bad get s leavy in bis gunny-bag. I don't kuow wbat It Is, sir," re lied Den or, rather disconsolately. i uld tell me. I wish I could find some one a i . .jj ma j. it," said the of icer. Denny turned his treasure oat of ,be sack; and h s new aciualnsaoce ixamlnod It, first with a suilie, then sore attentively. "If 1 am nut mistaken, my lad,'' io said st length, "this 1s amberr s; tod if so, it is valuable. Where d.d fou get it?" Denny told him the history of the hale stone. "So you are a stranger here?" th (fflcef remarked. "Yea, sir. I've walked all the wat ,'rom Bonavita Bay, and brought .his thing on mf shoulders." ;Well, I may belnerror,"obsare( he uniformed gentleman; "but come with we to some tradesmen whom 1 enow. They will probably tell ui whether 1 am right." To the mercantile house of soon Jealers of a better cl .ss they a -cord ngly repaired, and after a critical ixamtnatlen of tbe gummy mass, and raricus tests among others, heat, which completely volatilised a small ftagment of It, these t aders pro. jounced the substance ambergris, of rood quality, such as is formed In th oodies of whales. : Before purchasing It, however, thej ranted a few diys' time In which t- ook more fully into the value of the article; Lnd by advice of tbe major 'or r-hat was the rank of the orticot who had thus kindly Interested him elf In Denny's behalf bo left hit load with thera, and then sought odglngs for the night It was a week or more before tht cerchants finally decided wbat tbei jould afford to give for tbo ambergris; wd meantime I enny grew very Im patient, for the major bad now go e tway from Sb John's, and he did not Dave tbe benefit of bis counsels arter ;he first evening. But the mercantile firm at last same to a conclusion as to tho valuo )t the substance; and tbe announca- sent quite took tbe roung fisher. nan's breath away. Ther could pay I'm, they aald, at present prices. I'll. 50 per ounco; and tho mass weighed forty pounds and foui tunces! At that rate the total would K 1 13, 846. Denny's head fairly whirled around Fie baa not expected over a few hun ired dollars at best. S-eing nij tmazement, the old merchant and bis clerks lauirhrd heartily. They id vised blm to have tbe money placed n deposit and subject to bis order at ne of the city banks; and this he lid. I am glad to be able to add tbat Denny has made very good use of his mddenly. acquired money. In an sconomlcal manner he first made his 'amlly very comfortable at Bona vista Bay, and then resolved to expend 12,000 in obtaining an education Id .he United States. It was at one of our New England i!gh schools tbat tbe writer made bis tcqualntance, and learned from him iho facts of this story. Rooort S. falmer, in Youth's Companion. Tbe Radxlvlll Family. The Trincess Hedwlg Kadzlvil. who died In Nice a few days ago, gave up the opportunity of a brilliant life and marriage to become a Slstei of Mercy. Until the time of hei serious Illness she bad been tho head ot St. Joseph's Hospital in Potsdam, Germany. Tbe Princess was a mem I er of the famous Polish Aadzivlli family, whose representatives hav obtained high places in Germany, Austria, and Russia. The old Em peror William fell in love with i daughter of the house, then a mem ber of the Prussian Co art, and foi Ave years resisted threats aod en. treaties on the part of his family la his determination to marry her. H finally gave in, howevor, and married a princess of tbo bouse of Saxe Wcimcr, but never forgot his first lovo. His favorite adjutant, up to the time of his death, was a Badzlvlll, the nephew of the woman who had von his heart He Knew. The teacher In geography was put. ting tho class through a few slmplo testa, "On which side of the earth 19 tht north pole?" she Inquired. "Oh the north side," came tbe un tnlmous answer. vn which side Is tbo south pole9" "On the south side." "Now, on which side are tbe most people?" This was a i oser and nobody aa swered. Finally a very young scholar held up his hand. "I know," be said, hesitating!), is if tbe excess of bis Knowledge wa too much for blm. "Good for you," said the tcachoi encouragingly, "tell tho class oo which side the most people are." On the outside," piped the young ter, nnd whatever answer tbe teachci bal ia her mind was lost lath shuffie. J.'etroit I'reo Preie. Tby Lot One Another, Jess Have you decided about the ball yet? Bess Yea, I aci going. Jess Aa a blocds or brunette? Truth. Way off. Applicant Tbe critics say 1 dance frith native grace. Manager That won't do at alL Nothing goes thse days unless It Is Imported. Exchange A BLUEBEAftD'S CASTLB. aVaaa India Msa Wka eWaweaeel erf ae . Wlvea, SI Thomas, one of the West lndlr Islands, is a Danish possession, aut1 Las cut lous history. In the pass 1 Lourlsbed only on lu own vices ao lis neighbor's misfortunes. Who i crew yirtuous it ceased to bo hapjryi lie neighbor's ' gain proved It owl kMS. Slavery was an institution nnta 1841, and until tbat time sugar wai cultivated with a success that stud Sod the thirty-three square mile ol the island's surface with large plan, tations and handsome mansions. Bui In tbe fatal year that slavery wai ibollshed tbe colored population, which is more than three-quarters of the whole, preferred to give up steady work, and now only a few vegetables, a little fruit, and some green grass e ve cultivated. v St. Thomas has long been eons aercial center. Tbe Boyal Mall Com pany and other lines have mad the islaud their principal rsodeivous for i team packets, and during aha Araer lean Civil War commerce received a treat but temporary stimulus. Un fortunately for St Thomas tba wai could not last forevea, so trad began to decline, and when, rn IMa, the Royal Mail Company rejueyed lu headquarters to Barbados, the aeath-blow was given to the com- nerce of tho Island, It baa one town named Cfcaxlotfc Amalle, but the native laaiat upon sailing it, as well as tb island, St rhomaa, Tb town is garrisoned by l force of 100 mew. Who protect tb live and lilertla of fl.OO oltlzan; I'he little town Ua at th foot ol High hills covered with stunted tree tod shrubs. It 1 very picturesque with it whit bouses, mostly red roofed, and only want a big church io recall some of the small towns ilong the Italian Riviera Above It itand two auclent towers called Blue Oeard's and Blackhead's castles. They were built two ceuturies ago by Orothers, ono of whom had a happy faculty of getting rid of his wives Den co the name of Bluebeard and was not called to his account by his Maker until he bad mado an and of teven Mrs. Blue beard a Hta Pet Pbraatew In the "Memoir of Henry Comp ton," published In London some years igo, there is an amusing story wh oh 3 as an obvious lesson. Mr. WaiUng on was a man from his berth of an iven temper and an easy dlspos.trorv 3e went through life with tbe great st indifference as to Its cares aad Its troubles. One phrase ho used oa all iccaslons: "It may be so, but then galn It may not" On paying him a via 'tone day, say ;ho writer, I asked him if he thought rt would be fine. "Why," replied he, ' it may ra n, but then again it mat not" Seeing him reading 'Daniels' Field Sports," I inquired if be aver went a a hunting excursion. "Why, yes," said he, "I did gc Mice on a bit of a Jaunt of the sort, but I made a sorry set out of it. I borrowed a gig of a friend, and start id for a day's pleasure, as 1 thought; but the horse was a stranger to me, ind so, not having received a regular introduction to him as soon as the :hae begun, off he set at full speed, with me inside the gig. "I began to be alarmed. Thinks I. There's danger here; 1 may go a little farther without being turned )ver, but then again I may not Weil, away be tore, oyer furrow and field, leaping every ditch and bank tbat came in h's way. Presently I iaw we were nearlng a horse-pond. and I began to say to myself, 'I may let past this pond without being dropped in the middle of it. but theo igain I may nob' "However, after runn ng a trt mendous risk, 1 escaped a brokeb neck that time, and after getting pretty safely through the remalnlnd part of the Chase, says I to myself, Bays I, 'Well I may be tempted to io a-hunting again, but then again, I may not " Fanntlcroy's Firat Appearanoe. It has always been rather Interest ing to rue to remember tbat he first presented himself in an impenetrabli disguise, writes Mrs. Francis Hodgson Burnett in tbe first of a .erlesof pa pers entitled "How Fauntleroy Real I j Occurred" in tbe Ladies' Horn Jour naL It was a disguise sufflclentlj artful to have disarmed tbe most wary. L who am not at all a far sighted person, was completely taken in by him. I saw nothing to warrant in the slightest degree any susplc'mn tbat he had descended to earth wrth practical Intentions; that he furtively cherished plans of making blmsell Into the small hero of a book, the picturesque subject of illustrations, tbe Inspiration of a fashion In cos tume, the very Jeune premier In t play over which people in two centl nents would laugh and cry. Perhaps In periods before be Intro Juced himself to his family that morning of April 5, 1876, in a certain house in Paris, he may have known all this and laid out Ms little plant with adroitness pnd deliberation, but when I first examined him rsrefullj as be lay oh my arm looking ex tremely harmless and extremely fast asleep In his extremely long night gown, he did not bear at all the as pect of a crafty and designing person; pie only looked warm and comfortablf md quite resigned to his situation. He bad been clever enough to dls f ulse himself as a baby a new babj n violet powder and a bald head am a florid complexion. Sold Hla Wife tor &w Benson's Mines is a North Woods hamlet, 45 miles from Carthage. Th prettiest woman in Benson's Mines is Mrs Joseph Klpp, wife of a laborer; mother of two children, and a lady who carried her heart in her hand. Her husband is 40 years old, while she Is a few years his Junior. AH the woodsmen In tho hamlet admired Mra Klpp, and foremost among thera is John Burall, a thrifty Frenchman. Mrs. Kfpp too admired Burall and declalred her love for him. Bat Klpp was wily and was ever in the way ol his wl'e's lover. Burall finally went to Klpp, told him of his Infatuation, and acmanded to know for wbat price tho treasure could bo obtained. The husband spurned the offer at first, declaring that all the woodsmen in kingdom come did not have eoougb money to buy the beautiful Mrs. Klp Rut Burall admonished him to consider and at a future time tefl the tttlr of his conclusion. At the next meeting Mr. Klpp, while intimat ing that his wife was the dearest creature un earth, offered to I part with her and all of their house-' hold furniture for tbe sum of is. Burall quickly poshed the money Into Kipp's face, and a few minutes later Albert Droppo, Justice of tb peac. j drow up a bill of sal, and Mr. Klpp 1 and Mr. Burall were happy. ' Klpg left shortly arter ward for Syracuse. Otlca Observer.. 1 Oatrloh Farming la California. Tba wild camel In the Arizona teaert, supposed to th survivor ol in army experiment, has been writ ten about a good deal, and then m so ba strong foundation for tb report that these beasts are occasion. ally seen like ghosts on the line ol pa auxieoa. The story that a small Deck f wwrrcb are running wild la the Mojavw Desert la Southern Call- farirla tras an air of greater proba blrtvy, for several experiments In do oseatjieating the South African bird save been made on tbe Pacific coast, swd are attll being tried. Tbe wild Mrd we originally imported and placed la corral by an enterprising Sreerier who did not take tbe precan- .ten to build bis fea.es high enough. 5no neroing toe ostriches stam-pi-ned, jamphig the fence and we-e tever again rounded up. Mexicans asseed soaae of them, pursuing on rorseOacK, but to this day others are it large and ranging the desert, Speaking of ostriob farming In Call- tornta, re la aald that it ia not likely ie wrov pren tablet Only tbe wing tod tari feathers are of commercial raroe, tbe best bringing about aiOO jer pound. Each b rd burnishes from ialf a pound to a pound and a half f feathers yearly. When tbe risk of oJng birds by sickness and accident s reckoned, tbe margin of profit is 'ound to be rathe.- slender. New Tork rusk Am Angling Competition. Oae ef the most ourioua spectacles a Mas Brllasa lades is tb annual lahlag emnMtloa on the Avon, a aeajrt a a Last oam petition was y pMei itm aad at the dlseharge, the anglers ef the Avon, numbering (Hi, having all drawa tor ptaces, oast SO fended lines, bearing an equal lumber of gentles or brandling woroM, into theelassio waters of the river. Tbe son was bright, the eretees lew, the weeds many, the Isa tndUfarent, but tba 50 fished bravely on for three hours, and, at th and of tb day, the basket ot a U. Borne was weighed out, as win ter, with seven pounds, six and one quarter ounce of fish. A Mr. Paget ran him a close second, more by luck than Judgment; be he had caught inly two fish, but one of them was a bream that kicked the beam at six pounds one-half ounces. Olvlaa; Away a Trade Beorau One evening, being perplexed at aeeing th Italian image sellers con. Ilnnally hawking their trays of statu ettes on their heads through the street without a human creature vet appearing to buy one, I asked ana of tbm if be had exercised hlr ecatloa long. Thirty years," replied the man. "And did you ever chance to sell one of your figures?" inquired L "Never, sir." "My Rood man," said I, "do me tbe favor of telling why you have been thus walking about for the last thirty years with tbat load upon your head. Is it in obedience to a vow you have made?" "No, sir; certainly not It Is to et my living." "Bat you say you never sell any hlng. "1 never sell anything, it Is true," returned the man, "but there are so many clumsy people In tbe world that a day seldom passes without some one rannlng Against me and up setting my tray. My figures are broken, and a crowd collects and makes the pe-son pay for them." Pearson's Weekly. Wlfl Aa Widow Captnrv Him. Miss Madison Square I heard Mrs. fisher say she wouldu't mind marry ing that young man of yours. Miss Sharpglrt I'll never give her tho chance. The man a widow would marfy ta pretty sure to make a goji husband. Texas Sifting WoU NameOj Friend I see yrm hare named a lew brand of cigarettes arter Cicero. Manufacturer Jnst so. Friend Out Cicero knew nothing about tobacco. Manufacturer That's all right. No tobacco In 'em. Good ewa, Of all the Nations of the earth the romen of ancient Sparta proved them selves the most heroic. r. J. Cben.y A Co., Toledo, 0 Prov of flail-. Catarrh Cure, offer $lt reward for any aae of catarrh that cannot ba cured by taking Hall'a Caiarrk Care. Send for testimonials, free. Bold by Drnaalsta, 75c Outer blinds for windows were an mown until the fourteenth century. The Venetian or interior blinds are so called because they were first used in Venice. Health lat Yowr Veet Pocket t A box of Ripana Tabnlee can be stowed away a your Teat pocket. It cost you only fiO cenw, Mid may eare yoa aa many dollari worth of time ana aoctor Dina. .every tiny protuberance on a ranch of coral represents a living animal, which grows from it like a plant. It. trilmefe Swa unroot caret all Kidney and Bladder trouble, yamplet and Consultation free, laboratory Bingbamtou, N. T. "Cold light" is one of the promises if the not very distant future. Are. Wlnaluw. Beothlnc Syrvra rar ohndrSB eanthiar. eaftewa the rama, redocealnflaannna Hon. a lUya aalm. cures wlod ootao. tto.aboule Paris has now 2S0.0OO electric in andescent lamps and 9500 are lights. Piao'a Cure la the medicine to break ud chll- iren's Cougba and Colds. Mas. M. G. Blum, 3pragne, Waah., March 8, 'Si. That's a nice dog you've got." re marked a Front street young man to a high school girl the other day. "Yes, butl guess be s consumptive. as the reply. "Why, how s tbat?" inquired he anxiously. "Spitt Wood." And then the young man sought a onely table around at Charley Silley's nd tried to figure it out. Dr. PIERCE'S FAVORITE PRESCRIPTION FOR WEAK WOMEN. Oa Srat IntmifiM-lna, ttila wnrM.fi.tMMl wMlt. doe to the afflicted, and tor many years there after, It waa aold ander a Paaitive Oeawaatee or riin( entire satisfaction, in every case for which it la recommended. 80 aniformlv anc cream! did it prove in carina; the '-earra. de- .vDBCTueaw ana wesanessea Ol women toat claims for tbe return of money paid for it were eeeedine;ty rare, since its manufacturers can now point to thousand, of noted cures effected by K in every pert of the land, they believe its paat record a auflscient guarantee of its great 'Sloe aa a curative agent, therefore, they mom teat ha claims to tbe confidence of tbe afflicted asWrapoa that record. By all medicine dealers. SPRING l.tt--twplsni,- tails of coming day. of sunshine . and . : i;f .nA itaantv. But there are e 1 thousands of people who will . Dleasure in the return of spring Decu of disease and Buffering, due to Impure Blood which is the cause of untold misery. They will find relief in Hood's Sarsapa- rilla, because wis great meoictoe us. power to make puie blood and thus nrnvent and cure disease. Hood's 8ar- saparilla renews the as ted vital forces, nsjtM an aDDetite ana builds np the strength. Be sure to get Hood's because Hood's Sarsaparilla Whole Families Often find relief in Hood's Sarsaparilla, because, being the great blood puri fier, Hood's Sarsaparilla cures many forms of disease. Following is a strik ing illustration of this fact: I waa Induced to try Hood 'a Sarsaparilla for stomach trouble and catarrh. I fait a change after taking tbe first bottle. Each bottle follow ing made a decided Improvement. Tbe almost total d earn em In one ear, the buazing, roaring sounds In the htad and the Huffed np feeling went away. I raised leas and waa mora hearty at my masts. Good sleep followed my day a work and I am entirely free from any symptom a of the trouble. My mother haa taken flood's Sarsaparilla with benefit, and my father, who had a tumor In hta stomach naa been helped so much tbat he Is able to be about and do light chores. A neighbor who waa confined to hla bed with poisoned blood, has also been cured by it." L. . U. Sasau W. Hartland. Ct. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is the Only True Blood Purifier This hi who It cures even when all ether medi cines fail. Insist npon Hood's. Hood's Pills act harmoniously with Ilood'i SSarsaparilla. 25c Putting Pictures in a Tacunra. It haa long been known that the at mosphere plays a most important part in the deterioration -of paintings aod water-color drawings, and frequent at tempts have been made to- neutralize this action by placing pictures in va- num, savs tbe Pittsburg Dispatch. But the difficulty hitherto has been bow to detect an unsuspected leakage ot air into the chamber, which leak 3e, though minute, would, of course. destroy the vacuum aod nullify all at tempts at preservation. The difficulty tins now been met in a practical man or by the invention of a simple bat ingenious method of detecting a flaw in the vacuum. The painting, water ;olor or photograph is placed in an air-tight chamber, the front of which is glazed, a space being left between the glass and the picture as well as at the back of the picture. When the air as extracted from the chamber by means of a Sprongel pump, and the aperture through which the air is drawn is hermetically sealed, the desired va cuum is obtained. The important fea ture of the invention, however, and that which renders the system of pre servation practicable, is a little indi cator on the principle of the aneroid barometer, whioh is placed out of sight within the chamber. From this in strument depends a small armor sema phore, whioh is in view so long as there is air in the chamber, but an the va juura is being created it gradually rinks out of sight behind the frame of the picture. Should the vacuum be- iome impaired by the leakage of air into the chamber, the little semaphore Tomes in sight and indicates the fact. The defect is thus detected and can at I once be remedied. The fact has been established that pigments fade gen erally in moist air, in a less degree in dry. While in vacuo tho pigment cab be exposed to light without the slight est fear of any change taking place. Ibis invention, therefore, cannot fail to be of immense value te art, as whole galleries of pictures, possibly of price less valuo, which have already shown marks of deterioration, can now be preserved indefinitely from the injuri ous influence of.the atmosphere. The rystem is said to have received the ap proval of both painters and scientists, and a large number at pictures, both public and private, have already un dergone the process of preservavionby uis mertnoa in xmgiana. Bcrofala, salt rheum, and all disease of the blood, dyspepsia, headache, kidney and liver complaints, and catarrh, an eared by Hood's Sarsaparilla, the great blood purifier. Hood's Pills cure Jaundice, biliousness. sick headache, constipation and all liver his. Cat faatlmut. A woman In - Hew England not long ago, desiring to end the lire of her cat and three kittens, put laud anum In the milk. Sot only did the mother-cat refuse to touch the milk, but she boxed the ears of the kittens w aeep tnem away rrom tne saucer, I and then for fear of father Hmmir I with much labor, she succeeded In' covering It a? with hi at, , The' proic tlve Instinct so touched her' owner, tbat the at and all of her brood were allowed to go free, A friend tells us of a black cat wht "f SZZZ Wp'n " iSSS-M i -1 T f dress or furniture must be s; acted, and a c lose J bun hl h hA hn tint, loan tha is a creat trial tn Mm The. A " " -a a.U U IrOU torment him by lermittlng him to tee them put a lid on a box Just as he enters the room. One day they did this with a large pasteboard box, anl TMlr?-?!!iect feTcr 01 "clte meat. He stood on top of the box and tried to claw up tbe lid: he i f ushed, pulled and Sored until It 1 last he succeeded in removing it. ufflclently to permit him to see two ,n7 "liable druggist who dolls inside. Having looked at them not St n hand will pro for a moment, he walked away, lay cnr6 ' promptly for any one who nown anl went to losltjr was satisfied. sleej His' cur- iuto The Chinese divide the day twelve parts of two hours each. HOUSEHOLD MJXTEBS. HARO MCTOBES ABTEmCALLT. If thera i one thing worse than an xt thejutb ot ainguj thnaa evidences of refinement. . 1 ; . antral nintrirQ of large mse j, i- T, Ann't rerxHit sncK 'bnaohixurs.' That would produce a stiff effect. Alwava trire the lower position tc that picture which has the moat details or figurea, as tne eye lazea mra m o rw.rtr advantacre if in a direct line of i virion. TtAonlatA the hannnff ol aara ana tight pictaree according to the light in vflDF room, and don't plaoe yonr somber selections in the gloom. Study the effect of the light upon tbe picture before consigning it to a BpeoiaJ plaoe on the walL All pictaree are hang by wire from the nicturo rail, except in the cases ol the fashionable medallion piotores or the small water-colors now so exquis itely framed in old tone brocades. These hare a tight wire drawn across the picture's center at tho beck to catch on a small brass screw. If one wishes to vary the mode s rraceful way is to bring each wire or chain straight np from the sides of the picture to the molding, fastening each on separate hooka. For photograph that an deUeately rramal and nothinir bat ligbt en ameled woods or sold leaves should an frame nhotonanha ribbon is used instead of wire. If the picture is of a woman it is a jentlment to hang it by her favorite color ; if of a man, his college ox club colors are used. Chicago Mail. HOW TO OMAS OXOVSa. The present fashion, which makw every tanty woman wish to wear gloves of tho lovely pale ahadas, makes glove cleaning a vary desirable art Very few professional cleaners do tha work satisfactorily. Olovea come home spotted, faded, stiffened and sometimes so drawn np that they cannot be wora atalL If cleaned properly,, a glove should retain all the softness and freshness it had when new, and no un pleasant odor should be about it. If time is given the process it can be done by any woman who will take the vouble to do it. The gloves should be stretched os a-ooden hands, the exact size, and rubbed thoroughly with a scrap of flannel dipped in gasolene. The strokes should all be given downward towards the wrist, and the glove should be kept smoothly in place. The glove should be moistened, never saturated. If the flannel becomes soiled a clean piece mast be used. The rubbing mast be continued until every spot is removed. When perfectly dry, which will bt A a very short time, the odor of the jrasoleno slionM be eutirely gone. Then the gloves should be rubbed with flannel dipped in talcum-powder for several minutes, then brushed and shaken to rid them of any surplus powder that may adhere to them. Talcum-powder may be obtained of any druggist ; it gives the kid a beau tiful softness and the finish of a new glove. If the wooden or kid hand foi ftrctching the glove over is not con venient, one's own hand may be used for the purpose, when it will be best to have some one else do the rubbing. When gloves of a light shade are only slightly soiled, to rub them with sifted corn-meal or powdered magnesia will restore them to freshness. Benzine and naphtha are sometimes used to clean gloves, but are very inferior to gasolene, and do not do the work sat ''afactorily. In using gasolene care should b nsed to keep it from the Are or light, the fumes should not be inhaled, and the windows should be opened to ad mit the air and allow the gas to pass out. If these directions are followed gloves may be cleaned and restored so as to look quito now. Ladies' Home Companion. RECIPES. Cheese Fingers Roll out the trim slings from paste into thin sheet ; cut into strips half-iucli wide and five inches long, sprinkle grated cheese on ono strip, cover with another, and bake in a quick oven about twenty minutes. Serve with salad. Newburyport Dumpling Nearly fill a quart padding dish with apples sliced very thin. Bet it into a close- fitting Btenmer over a kettle of boiling water. When .the apple is nearly cooked grate nutmeg over it, sprinkle in half a teospoonful of essence of lu:non, coyer th ? r.;i;lo with a crust, made according to rule for cream-of-tartar biscuit, and shut the steamer close. " Cook half an hour. Serve with hard mace. Tomato Fritters These are partica iarly good for breakfast and supper. For four people take one egg, one cup 01 milk, a pinch of salt and a heaping spoonful ot baking powder. Seat with sufficient flour to make a stiff batter. Have some slices of ripe tomatoes a quarter inch thick, dip each slico in the batter and fry in a not pan, with plenty of lard. Serve with sugar and batter. r.TTTa llVTrYVaia iVAV -kV-CV J -f ac 3 Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the tarte, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys Liver and Bowels, cleanses the ays! tern effectually, dispels colds, head- d cures habitual sura auiu so vera onu cures naDitual constipation. Syrup of Figs ia tbe ceptaole to the fitomnnV m-nmn ; " . - r w--t" to "-""on and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeablo Bubetances, its many excellent qualities commend it to a" "d have made it ttTmoS popular remedy known aJ7.rTf-n?wlJ" . . aJfffiuL f ? M cent ootUea b7 all leading drug- wishes to try it. ' Do not accept any snoButute. CALIFORNIA FIB SYRUP CO. umviue.gr. Mem rout; mr. i..v a 5T. JACOB5 OH- is tbe Perfect CURB f0, NEURALGIA WITHOUT COU-APSBt AVISHAPg or PERHApq " Good Wives Crow Fair in the Light a Their Works," Especially if They Use SAPOLIO BUDGET OF FUN. rjCHOROCS SKKTCHRS FRO YABIOUS SOUUCKS. KaKnlflftence Human Rellqnea at Lamtaous Hint An TJnmlstaka . ble Sign Too Good to Be True, Etc., Ktc. TTow," aaM the girl with golden hair, 'Hy Sot with joy la fraoht j I am the proud possessor ot A elided dome of thought." Judge wucxd bh oxa HrxsE&r. I hear your son is taking lesson oo the flute f" "Tesj ha. is studying with a privat tooter. J adge. A GOOD KXCaBaV Tbia isn't pare tea, is it, Mr Grocer?" "So i bat I've always been told tc eroas my teas, madam," Judge. a iiuxnious hlst. Young Hangex-on, at 11 p. m. "I looks aa if the gaa is going out." Toons; Lady "Perhaps it istryinj to set a good example." Detroit Fro Praas. aa TpnfjaTAXARi.a siozr. "There's the door Cbarle bel ringing. I wonder who it is." Edward "A man. I just saw sistei Nellie run to the lookingglass." -Chi cago Record. a Hntut KiuQra. Customer "I'm looking for a to! man with ona arm." Floor Walker "Certainly. Thd remnant counter ia just across th store." Puck. TOO GOOD TO Bal TECH. Ethel (showing her likeness, whiel haa been moat flatteringly touched uj j the artist) "It's good, ain't it?" Clarissa "Good I My dear, it V Noogood." New York Press. ONT.T A FSW UBKBEBS LOOT. Friend "Yonr son played footbal t college, I am told." Fond Mamma "res." Friend "Quarter back?" Fond Mamma "Oh, he's nearly al back: I He lost only aa ear and a hand.' -fuck. A PKAC3MAIER. Fond Mother "Anl has raimmi'i ingel ohild been a peacemaker to-day ?' Mamma's Angel Child "Yes'm; Tommy Tuff was a-lickin' Willie Whim pers, an' when I told 'm to stop he wouldn't, an' I jumped in an' licked the stuffin' out o' both of 'em." Phil vJelphia Record. PTSArTOnrTEO HOPE 3. "How ia that son of yours, that yoa htsd such hopes of, getting along Mavberry ?" "Middlin, middlin'." "Yoa nsed to say he waa going U set the world afire." "Huh I The only thing he ever Bel afire waa my barn, and the blamed thing wa'ant insured nuiher." Nev York Pi A Qcasnox "I don't know what to make' of Mis' Binkles," he said. "Why?" The other evening everybody was begging her to play the piano, bat ah persistently refused." "What of that?" "I can't make out whether she if Very disobliging or very considerate Washington Star. R BEMI5DXD SKS. v The young man was prematurely gray and was not a little proud of it. "Looks quite poetic, don't yon think?" he could not forbear asking of the young woman he waa calling on. "It does remind me of a eertaia poem, I mast admit," said she. "And what poem is that?" " 'When the Frost I on the Pumpkin. " And his hair went on whitening at a more rapid rate thai aver. Indianapolis Journal, a as to XEzrx BxLATiojrsnri?. ITibbe (at the Blobbs reception) "Glad to meet you, Mr. Kobba. I hink I may claim to be sort of relative. " Nobbs Pardon me, what is thr vamef" "Hfbba. Our fathers, I beliove, were seoond cousi&s, or something oi nas a in a. "Ah, possibly. They may have beei distantly very distantly related." "Not so distantly related, sir, but that your father borrowed $100 from my father once and sever paid it Tint u , ... ... . . uiu painting, tnia, isn't ill Vtuc&g' Tribune. ivotaz. to arzcMS, . King Oscar of Bweden -oneepassed through a little town whioh was fes tively decorated for the occasion. Among: the rest a huge transparency, affixed to a gloomy-looking edifice, at tracted hia attention. It bore the in scription "Welcome to your Majesty I' m gigantie characters. "What building is that?" theXin "That is tha Majesty,,, replied one of hfs alderman! The King laughed, and was heard to observe: "That is carrying matter little too far 1" Chronik der Zeit ax xmorrvii ctjbil A preacher's righteous soul wai Badly vexed by the talking and gig gling of some of the junior memberi of his congregation. Breaking off in sne middle of his discourse, he looked nunigu ai ua sormentors and said: borne jears ago there happened Co sit right in front of the pulpit a yoang maa who was perpetually laugh ing and talking and making silly faces. I stopped short and took him severely to task. At the close of the service a gentleman stepped op to me and said: " 'Sir, yon made a great mistake ' that yoang man is aa idiot. "Since that time I have not ventured to reprimand any persons who behave themselves indecorously in church, lest I should repent the same mistake and inflict censure upon an idiot. " There was exemplary sileaoe deasa. the rest of the service. jxa WAlTTKD TO BORROW. He had strayed into one of the do buildings and was looking viewed, at a rack on which ware a Mbwr3 hand-grenade fire xMngaiahera I( was a very mild looking Hrtie and he called out "anyl" fro rmstj people before he could get a-Henvis. it last a watchman saw him md . "What are you doinz hre?" "Nothin in particnlnr. Bot , that I'm here I've got an j want to borry one of thoae firs . ingnishers." "What for?" "Cos I'm cold and hanarr, aa' a only place I can be) anywiae euialnrt able in is jail. But I don't want to 4 anything that'll hurt my ooiwgiuiaje, Ver git in." "But how will the fire utirrftrLrsat help von?" "Why, 111 jest grab it and ataaa , lair ap and run through tas aaraat. Then . I'll git arrested far Ve , crank an' git more square mania fjjsaj I've had before ia months." TTuh. ingtoa Star. Confltllng. Down In Virginia a robbery bat een committed. The fiogar of n, plcion pointed to a negro servant, and be was arraigned before ths Ion Justice, who happened to hs the negro's old master, to whom he wtf still Intensely loyal. lie made no defence or 3ulal at the Judge laid the evidence polsl by point against him, and fentenet was about to be pronounce! when suddenly tbe real culprit was flit covered. "Why didn't rou say you didn't H it, Georgs?" asked the justice. "Why," said the faithful old 8r ant, "you's a hones' man, judfe, air If you say I Is the man, don I is ths man, but fou see I ait tbe man." S3 3Sh! JCUCLAS kg? ISTM KST. 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