. .'.".f.V : NOTHING NEW. fha spider weave his gauey web ; ' Quick each falae step retrievm?, lie's wearing on and waaving on y Fast In anl ont his swift tarsal rocs Prom morn till night, from night till morn, k And why so fast the whole world knows UuU old, old web he's wearing. Zhe drowsy bee on limber perch Is all day droning, swinging, And op and down, then down ana np, - Ee sings and hums and hams and slngp, As slppin? from a rose-leaf cup, He swings and sips, an 1 sips and swln t That old, old tune he's sinn.. Two lovers sit beneath the tree Oh nappy, happy mertin Xthnt do they ey? Oh, dear my fair, 1 is nothing nrw ; no, nothing new, O'j, pea -abloom cheek and golJen h.iir Just "I love you," sweet "I lord you," Tie old, old tale repeating. Bettie Garland, In Goiey'a STRIKING BACK. ET KOBERT BABU. EOEGE er w in Fans, because he hoped and expected to lu set Alfred Da vison there. He knew that Davi- yC3fffi son was going to e&j&rr a 'n Pari" for 81 and he had a pur- f yTNj ticular reitson for p" 1 wishing to eo:oe across nun in me street of Paris rather than in the Ktreuts of London. Striw-ter wni a Toani author who had published soveral books, and who was g' ttiux uling as well as could be expecte I, until suddenly he inos a check. The chock was only cheok ac far ai his own sclf-e-tteem was com cernud ; for it did not in ths least re tir.l tins sle of his lutni book, bnt rather appeared to increase it. The chock wits unexpected, for where he had looked for a carets hs had received a blow. The blow was so well placod and so vigorous, that at first it stunned htm. Then he became unreasonably anjrrT. lie resolved to strike bauk. Tiio reviow of his book in the Argus was vigorously severe, and perhaps what maddened him more thnn any thing pIho was the feet that, in spite ol his self-ett!em, he realized the tratb of the criticism. If his books hid been less uoctMwfal, or if he had been newer &s an author, he mi.'nt poasiblv hive -t hiinwlf out to profit by the keen thrust givu him by the Argns. H miqht have remembered thst althonjb Tennyson struck back t Christopher Forth, calling him rnrty, ernsty an J ruriatr, yet the poet eliminated from later editions all lleuih whiok musty Christopher had pointed out. Htreetor resolved to strike back wit! something more tangible than asaroas tic verse. He quite admitted, even tc himself, that a critic had every righi to criticise that was what he was for: but he claimed that a man who pre tended to be an author's friend, and who praised his books to his face, haj no ri'ht to go behind his back and pec criticism so scathing as that which appeared in the Argus, for Btreetei knew that Alfred Davison had writtec the criticism in the Argus, and Davi son had pretended to be his friend j and had pretended, an well, that he had a great admiration for Streeter'i books. As Streeter walked down the Boule vard d( italiens, he saw, seated is front of a cafe, the man whom he hoped to meet ; and, furthermore, he war pleased to see that the man had a friend with him. The recognition of anthoi and eritio was mutual. "Hallo, Streeter I" cried Davison; "when did yon come over?" "I left London yesterday," answered (Streeter. "Then sit down and have something with us," said Davison, cordially. "Streeter this is my friend Harmon. He is an exile and a resident in Paris, and, consequently, likes to meet hit countrymen. What will yoa have tc drink, Streeter?" "Bring me a glass of seltzer," said Streeter to the g.ircon who stood ready to take the order. When the waiter returned with glass of seltzer Streeter pulled out hit purse. "So, no!" cried Davison; "yoa ar not going to pay for this yoa are drinking with me." "1 pay for my own drinks," mid Streeter, surily. "Sot while I invite you to drink with me 1" protested the critic. "1 pay for this seltzer." "Very well; take it, then t" said Streeter, picking np the glass and dash ing the contents in the face of Davison, Davison took ont hi hankerchief. "What do yon mean by that, Street er?" be asked, as the color mounted to his brow. Streeter took ont his card and pen oiled a word or two on the pasteboard. "There," he said, "is my Paris ad' dress. If you do not know what I mean by that, ask your friend here; he will inform yon. And with that the novelist arose, bowed to the two, and departed. When he returned to his hotel, after n stroll ulong the brilliantly-lighted boulevards, be fonnd waiting for him Mr. Hurmon and a Fronchman. "I hud no idea yoa would com so soon," said Streeter, "otherwisa I would not have kept yon waiting. " "It does not matter," replied Har mon ; "we hnve net waited long. Af fairs of this i;ind require prompt ac tion. An insult lasts bnt twenty-four hours, mi I my friend and principal hag so desiiv 1 1 pnt you to the inconveni ence of repenting yonr action of this evening. We are taking it for granted that you have a friend prepared to act .'or r-ii; nr yoa? conduct appeared to ao premeditated." "You ur quite right," answered Streeter ; "I have a couple of friend to whom I shall be pleased to intro iuce you. Come this wnv, if yoa will Le s.i ki7-.d." The preliminaries were speedily ar railed and th meeting was to take A.i-'o next morning at daylight, witb pistols. Now thilt everything wo3 settled, the prospect did n.t look qnite so pleasant to Stroeter as it hi 1 done when he left London. Davison hn.l asked for no explanation ; but tint, of course, could be accounted for, because thil oritical sneak mnst be well cware oi the reason of the insult. Still, Street-ei bad rather expected that ho wonld perhaps have pretended ignorance-, and on receiving enlightenment might hav avoided a meeting by apologizip. Anyhow, Streeter resolved to make a night of it. He left his friends to ir.Muge fr h carriage, and see to all lhat was neccsarr, whil he dnnned ais wr-pfirtt nnd riapireted for a gath oxing to whk-h hs bad been frrdtei, ' a-1 where he was to meet manv of hi onctrymen and countrywomen in I fu&hioiinblc part of Paris. His hostess appeared to h over lejsiAo ii hiu. " "You are so late." she said, "thftt 1 was afraid that something had occurred that would keep yoa from coming alto gether." "Nothing conld have prevented ml from coining," said Streeter, gallantly "where Mrs. w ooaiora was nosiess. ; "Oh, that is rery nice of you, Mr Streeter I" answered the lady; "but J ;nubt not st :id here talking with you, for I have promised to introduce yol to Miss Neville, who wishes rery mucj to meet you. She is a great admire) of yonr s and has read all your books.! "There are not very many of them laid Streeter, with a laugh; 'and) such as they are, I hope Miss Xevill( thinks more of them than I do my self." "Ob, we nil know how modest au thors are!" replied his hostess, 1 jad ing him away to be introduced. Miss Neville was young and pretty, and she was evidently pleased to meel tha rising young author. "I have lou wanted to see you, bho said, "to have a talk with yon about your books." "You are very kind," said Streeter, "bnt perhaps we miht ohooae sonic thing more profitable t talk about ?" "I am not so sure o! thi. Perhapl yon hve been accustomed to hear onl the nice things people say about you That is the misiortune of man) authors." "It is a misfortune," said Streeter, "What a writer needs is soineboly t( tell him the truth. " "Ahl" said Miss Neville, "that i another thing I am not so sure about! Mrs. Woodford has told you, I supl pose, that I have read oil your books. Did she add taat I detMtdd -oi?" "On the contrary, Mrs. Woodford led me to believe that yoa had liked them." The girl leaned back in her rtivi and looked at him with hjlf-cl.-su J eyes. "Of coarse," she said, "Mrs. Wood' ford docs not knjw. It is not likely that I would tell hor I dtsted youi books while I asked for an introduc tion to you. She took it for grantej that I meant to say pleasant things tl you, whereas 1 bad made up my rainj to do the exact reverse. Ko one wouij be more shocked than Mrs. Woodfor I unless, perhaps, it is yourself il she knew I was going to speak frankll -;k "1 "1 am not shocked." said the yonni man, seriously; "I recognise thai there are many thinjs in my booki whioh are blemishes. " "Of course ron don't moan that said the frauk young woman ; "be cause if you did you wo.ill not repeal the faults in book aftor book." I "A man can but do hi beat," said Btreeter, getting annoys 1 in spite oj himself, for no iann tvtes kindly to t!i) candid friend. "A man can bnt do bid best, as Hubert said whose grasdeir draw a loaf -bow at Hastings." "Tee," returned Miaa Ji'ctIIK man can but do his although wi should remember that the man whe said that said it just before he was de feated. What I feel is that you nr not doing your best, and that yon wil not do yonr best until ?on objectioa able person like myself has a sorioui talk with yon." " , "Begin the serious tillc," saill Streeter; "I am ready nad engor tJ listen." uiu yon read tne reriew of yo::r latest book which appeared in tho Ar gus?" "Did I." said Streeter, eomewh startled the meeting that was so clos? and wnicu was coming closer, a at nhichhe had forgotten tor the mo-i rcient, flashing over him. "Yes, I didi ind I had the pleasure of meeting th-J person who wrote it this evening." ' Miss Neville almost jumped in her' ba:r. "Oh, I did not intend tV - -.- - BS9 lil rftn .n htv. ft f Tib di Iron ,u;:t wrote rr.(in. jui ii4 .rgasl" "Ioul" cried Streeter, astonished in lis tnrn. "Do yoa mean to say lhat fon wrote that review?" Miss Neville sank back in her chair rith a sigh. "There I" she said, "my impetuosity las, as the Americans say, given mt tway. After all, yon dfd not know ihat I was the writer I" "I thought Davison was tha writer. ! had it on ths very best authority." "Poor Davison I" said Miss Neville, anghing, "why, hs is one of the best ind stanchest friends yoa hare ; and so rra I for that matter indeed, I think 'tn even mora yonr friend than Mr. Javison, for I think yon can do good rork, while Mr. Davison is foolish nongh to believe yon are doing it." At this point in tha oc-nvarcctioa Streeter looked hurriedly at his watnh. "Ahl I see," said Miss Neville; "this conversation is not to year taste, fon are going to plead an appoint ment as if anyone could have an apJ DOintment at this hour of lha morn-' ing. "Nevertheless" said Streeter, "I aave ; and I must bid you good-bye. But I assure you that lay eyes have been opened, and that I have learned a lesson to-night which I will not soon forget. I hope I may have the pleasure of meeting yoa again and continuing this conversation. Perhaps some time I may tell you why I have to leave." Streeter found his friends waiting for him. He knew it was no use tryi ing to see Davison before the meeting.! There was a long drive ahead of them,) suu it was gray oayiigni wuen xaey reached the ground and found the' other party waiting. Each man took his place and the pistol that was handed (o him. When the word "Fire I" was given Streeter dropped his hand to his side. Davison stood with his pistol still pointed, but he did not fire. "Why don't you shoot, George?' said Davison. Harmon, at this point, rebuked his principal, and said he must have no communication with the other except through a second. "Oh I said Davison, ImpatientlyJ "I don't pretend to know the xulea ol this idiotio game I" Streeter stepped forward. "I merely wished to give you tha opportunity of firing at me if you eared to do so," he said ; "and now I desire to apologize for my action at the aafe. I may say that I did what I did under a misapprehension. Anything that I can do to make reparation I am willing to do." "Oh. that's all right I" said Dariaon J "nothing more need be said. I am perfectly satisfied. Let ns get back to the city. . I find it somewhat chilly ont here." Detroit Free Press. Simply Hunted the Work. Sleek Stranger I am bunting for work, sir. Have you any scrubbing, washing or cleaning of any kind you wish done? 51 r. Morrison Esex You don't look like a man for lhat Rind of work. "I am not. sir. It la for mv wife am hunting work." Ancient People. ( The Armenians are one of the old est races In the world, Am Elaborate Fire EzttngmUfcaih An original method has lately been proposed by a Jiew Hampshire In ventor for the extinguishing of fires. To accomplish this purpose a chemi cal generator as large as may La needed for the case in hand is first! provided, and pipes run from this into each room in the building; at the top is a jar In which acid la stored, inside of which Is a cartridge; an open circuit battery is used. The thermostat In each room Is set at whatever figure is desired, perhaps at eighty degrees. On the occurrence of fire the mercury runs up to this figure, and the circuit is closed; this explodes the cartridge In the jar, valve drops down, and the chemicals are sent to the room through a sys tem of sprinklers. In connection with this device there is a system of dry pipes, and in case it is found that the chemicals do not extinguish the fire an attendant on the outside of the building Is able to tell by the) enumerator In which apartment the fire la located, and by turning switch can flood the room with water What Makes Stenographers Weop. "Whom do you find the moat diffi cult witness to take?" asked the Her ald man of A. M. Griffin, one of tha oldest court reporters. "Decidedly a woman with a grieT- ance," he readily replied. "A Pole In a passion is bad; an Irishman de nouncing an enemy Is equally so; Frenchman rendering meaningless his words by ejaculations Is still more de plorable; but none of these can hold a candle to a woman with a grievance. If Sam Weller had ever happened to have been a reporter he would have' overlooked the widow and warned bis friends to beware of a woman with grievance. Uy the way, I can always tell the profession of a man by thd manner in which he gives his testiJ mony. The real estate man, the ao tor, tho traveling man, the doctor- nil carry thoir profession with them into the witness box," Chicago Her- kid. The Man That Women Like. An English magazine lately offered prize for the best answer to tho question, "What kind of a man does a woman most admire?" Here is the ft inning answer : "The man must in Ijrcet by uncommonness, either in tppearanoe or manner, or he must Iave the indescribable quality called harm. He must know his own mind nd steadily work thereto, even to (aasterfulness. He disregards 'they I iy, ami is not one of a herd. His trienda are men not women. He is Vnly once deceived by the same per t m. His perhaps haty temper never tuns to unkindness. He needs sympathy Ind solace in a sometimes divine dis content. He abides under no failure, but goes on. His occasional want of riocrss only attaches and rivets his I-tcruiin-itioa. " ISuKines at a I1 scant. Johnson What's the matter? iVhere are your clerks? Tomkins All sick; am just read ing their excuses for bein absent. .loll nson Someth i ng ca tch ing. Tonikins Yes; game of ball played Jo-day. Let's go, too. New York llerrld. BBOWS r KGVETOE. "Revenge," says the proverb, "is pveet." Diff-Tent men have different I ays of showing it. Brown's way is harmless and hnmorous. Two Joneses live next door to eaeh other, and hav ing to call on one of them, Brown, of sourse, went to the wrong house. A rabbed servant answered tho bell, nn I ind on Brown's asking, "Is this Mr. Mfred Jones's?" Ehe replied, snsppish--, as if she had been bothered with I any such inquiries, "No, it ain't," lud slammed the door in his face. Brown walked on a hundred yards or to, when a bright thought struck him. Be returned at once and rang the bel tgain. Again the crabbed servant ap jeared. "Who said it was?" aske I thrown, triumphantly, and instantly, walked away. Life. nnivBJt away a cmcAao romance. "Behold me now!" As he stood before her, with bowed l ead and in dishevelled clothing, ths lidy of the house knew at once that Ihe tired stranger had met with soma, keen and bitter disappointment." "Yes, madam," he continued, "behold me now. Once the most popular and respected conductor on my road, to Jay I am homeless, an outcast from my swn threshold. In years of constant toil I accumulated a modest property, nd locating in one of the most reJ ipectable parts of Chicago I built ruj a little home where I hoped, with the Book I had gathered around me, to end my doys in peace. And now I ana turned away from my own doors, a hopeless wanderer. There is no longer any room for me under my own roof. Madam, they came, and I was obliged to go." "Who came?" queried the kinl lady, brushing away a tear that wai coursing down his travel-stained cheek. The tired traveler replied, as his emaciated frame shook with emotion, "Alas, madam, my friends from tha East 1" Harper's Bazar. Hypochondrical, ispondent, nerv ous, tired out " men those who suffer fro Ml backatlit weariness,' loss of en ergy, ini-' paired mem ory, dizzi ness, melan choly and the re sult of ex hausting dis eases, or drains upon the system, excesses, or abuses, bad habits, or early vices, are treated through cor respondence at their homes, with uniform success, by the Specialists of the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, of Buffalo, N. V. A book of 136 large pages, devoted to the consideration of the maladies above hinted at, may be had, mailed se curely sealed from observation, in a plain envelope, by sending 10 cents in one-cent stamps (for postage on Book), to the World's Dispensary Medical Association, at the above mentioned Hotel. For more than a quarter of a century, physicians connected with this widely cele brated Institution, have made the treatment of the delicate diseases above referred to, their sole study and practice. Thousands, have con sulted them. This vast experience has naturally resulted in improved, methods and means of cure. ''Mil. Utt The Use of roaltlesn. ' Physicians are often surprlssJaliLl ignorance of patients concerning tha lo riaea! from a wrong idea as to the enrativ action of a poultice. In general, poultices are primarily localizers of inflammation; they act by softening and stimulating the tis anes with which they are brought di rectly in contact. The fact that their value lies in the amount of heat and moisture which they radiate to thes tissues, is the reason, probably, foi the application by the laity in every case where - heat and moisture may happen to be indicated as necessary. Take, for example, two cases poisoned wound and a finger swollen by muscular strain. It is manifest that these two cases are not parallel, though in both the application of heal is indicated aa a remedy. I In the case of the poisoned wound, we have the presence of a foreign sub stance in the tissues. This sets np local information, which by means oi the circulation tends to spread and be come general. We place a poultioe over the affected part, and immediate ly the application of the heat bring) to it a fresh supply of blood contain ing numerous leucocytes white cor puscles whose business it is to maki war upon all foreign matter with which they may eome in contact, and pus it form.id. This finds a proper means oi escap-t through the softened tissnei nnder the poultioe and with it cower the poison. In the case of the swollen finger, 00 the other hand, we have a simple Irri tation, and what we need in tho vay of treatment is just enough heat to draw a renewed snpply of blood to the weakened part for its nourishment, Bnt we do not wish, as in the first ease, to confine the heat long enough to stimulate tho leucocytes to activity, ai in that event we should only have made a bad matter worse, with an ab- ceaa to take care of. The desired result may be obtained by simply plunging the finger into wa ta as hot as can be borne for a short tifne, or by rubbing on a stimulating liniment. The moral of all this is that wo an to use poultices only where wo wish to looalize inflammation. In spraini and the like proper stimulation is al that is required. Youth's Companion SlOO Reward. 5100. Thu reader of this naiier w 11 lie nlfawd to Ifarn that there is at. leant ont drt-aui-d diwa tbat science has been able to rure in all its itmnn. and that in ( atnrrh. Hill' Catarr Cure is ttie only positive rure known to the med-.c-il fratornil -. I'atarrh beinif n const itu-, llonal mseaM. ivquinw a consuitiuonai 'real. meil l. J1HU91 HI ill IUI uiBHllwuil illin imi. Rcttutr directly on the b ood an I rnm oussiir. faiva if the svs'ern. tlieru!y deMruyinir the foundation of tbe di9H anl Kiv:n the pa tient strvnet h by buildinn up the constitution and aS'Rtinir nature in dnmt; its work. 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There are pines both in Misiones and along the Cordilleras of Patagonia, but they are finite inaocessible to market : an J there are also immense cedar forests, which are just now beginning to be ex ploited. At present, however, the only; woods which reach Uuenos Ayres, or. are shipped abroad are the hard woods of the Gran Chaoo. Owing to their. ipecifio gravity it is impossible to float ne logs down the Parana River ; but they are brought down in shatas, or flat-bottomed boats, or are loaded from the banks directly in sailing vessels bound to European ports. There is a Trowing demand for them both in Clerman and French manufacturing enters, whore they are used for cabinet work or are sawed into ornamental veneering. American Agriculturist. 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A few weeks agi Elmore Gilmore, a ;ountry school teacher of tckerty, nd., married a farmer's pretty daugh- r. Three days later a letter was re vived from a firm of barristers in Ireland stating that the bride had alien heir to $5,000,000. It I Of K Ca to say that there is 'Something Juntas Good as Rfnans Tabules for disorder of the stomach and liver." It is not so. Tnls standard rem- eily will relieve and core you. One Utbule gives relief. Development of Modern Cavalry. It has for some time been realize 1 by the German authorities how advan tageous it would be if their cavalry oould rapidly throw aorosa a river a bridge of sufficient stability to cany artillery. They have now supplied to their oavalry a folding boat, which, with all the necessary stores, can be loaded and carried on a four-horse wagon. Each regiment receives two of these wagons, whioh makes twelve for a cavalry division, and this amount of material t unices to construct, in a very short time, a bridge more than fifty yards long. These boats can be used in various ways, the only disad vantage experienced being that the twelve wagons take up as much room aa battery, and materially add to the length of m column. It is thought that their Talue has been conclusively proved at the manoeuvres in various ciroumstanoes. The Revue dn Cercle Militatre, from which the above ac count is taken, adds that the education of the German cavalry is being prose cuted in other directions. They are to be trained in the execution of field works. A new drill-book is being snpplied to them, and a certain num ber of instructors, borrowed from the pioneer battalions, will henceforward be attached to the cavalry regiments and to the Riding School at Hanover. Geeie Hut Cannot Swim. Dnoksswim the world over, bat creese io not. In Bonth America a domestio rpeoies is fonnd that cannot excel ao rdinaryhen in aquatio accomplish J anents. It has lived so Ions in a conn- try where water is fonnd only ia wells that it has lost its aquatio tastes and abilities entirely. Evert woman is sorry for some ior hnKind tnM hoi. ihnnt h..ti,.. va mm u VSV4 UVA Will HUD UhliCl woman husband. mm EASTMAN V HIIUI, sn-nrds 4fT w thetNMtprapsratlookts li rnr buslneM life. jf Jk rar Ileal worn. Botb Jt mJr furnished S VPlvy rs 40 ii-JUSEHOLD MATTERS. HOW TO SCALE TI8H. The roost effective implement for I " ordinarry currycomb, which miT be ourchased at any harness or harware shop. It bears for the pur pose the same relation to the knife that the mowing machine does to the scythe in cutting grass. The way to use this device is to cover the fingers with a cloth, insert them in the month of the fish as a hold, then draw the currycomb from the tail to the head. After use the comb, if washed in water and dried, will lose all unpleasant c l-r San Francisco Examiner. HOURS PLANTS. Do not forgot tho ground principle of success in raising plants, which ifl to cut the flowers bs soon as they ara fully developed.' It was the pet charge of one of the most successful gar deners to all of his customers : "Now, madam, if yon want those plants to flourish, cut tho blossoms as soon aa they open." He used to sny that he probably made that remark a hundred times a day through every spring sea son ; but he would say, with a peculiar smile : "All the same, they didn't do it." Free blooming is dependent on nothing bo much as this, and it is a line-upon-line and precept-upon-pre-cept admonition that every amateur should not fail to heed. TO CXiBAN THREAD LACE. Cover a black bottle with clean lines or muslin, and wind the lace around it (securing the ends with a needle anl thread), not leaving the edge outward but covering it as you proceed. Set ' the bottle upright in a strong, cold lather made of white soap and very" clear, soft water, and place it in the sun, having gently rubbed the suds up and down on the lace with the hand. Keep the bottle in tha sun every day for a wee's, changing the lather daily and always rubbing slightly when yon renew the suds. At the end of the week take the lace off the bottle, an-1 without rinsing pin it backward and forward on a large pillow covered witb a clean, tight case. Every scallop musl have a separate pin, or more, if the scallops are not very small. The plain edge must be pinned down also, so to make it straight and even. Th pins should be of the smallest size. When tho lace is quite dry remove it from the pillow, but do not starch, iron or press it. Lay it in long, loose folds in a pasteboard box. at. Louis Stur-Sayings. TO WASH CHISA STT.K. In these days, when wash silks art in common use, a few words in regard to washing them mav bo of interest. As silk is an animal fibre, like wool, it cannot be treated in the same way at cotton, which may be subjected tc water of all temperatures without iu- jury, sue should be washed as rapidly aa possible. Examine the articles to be wanhed, and if there are any parti espeeiaUy soiled clean with a little benzine or gasoline applied with a flannel cloth. Then prepare a soap suds of luke-warm water and plunge the garments in it, sousing; them up and down and rubbing them thor oughly in this suds. Rinse them in 1 water a little cooler, and then into s third water still a little cooler, and so on until the until the final rinsing water is perfectly cold. Do not blu them. Wring them out as dry as pos sible with a machine. Lay them in sheets or heavy cloths and roll them as hard as you can in firm rolls. Put them away for an hour, and at the end of that time iron them on the wrong side. Xew York Recorder. frctt puddings, v.:;: Cherry Puddiupt Mix a pint ol' naur, a teaspoon ol Dating powder, s lump of butter the size of a hickorj nut and a pinch of suit, with enough milk to make the batter as stiff as fot gems. Add one pint of stoned and washed cherries. Stir well ; butter 8 ptjin enko dish, pour batter in and oleum iui luiu -ava minutes. lurni OUt On a plate and Serve With a Sauce. I Prune Pudding-Mix together one 1 enp of prunes, one cup of raisins, one! cup oi suet, one of molasses, one ol l... -.1 n . 1. .. 1 r , e :ti 1 - er.-. vxitiuun, l u;fc'.L cup Ul lUUM., UU3 aad a half cups of flour, a teaspoon of soda, a teaspoon eaeh of gronud cloves and cinnamon and half a grated nut meg. Steam for three hours. Baked Huckleberry Pudding Mix two enps of light brown srtgar, one enp of butter and lard mixed, one cup of sour milk, four eggs, a teaspoon of soda and a quart of huckleberries. Make a dough as thick as for jelly cake ; bake three-quarters of an hour i:i a moderate oven. Servj with butter sauce. Gooseberry Budding Stew rery slowly for about ten minutes a pint of nearly ripe gooseberries. Cut seven slices of bread, cut off tho crust, toast on both sides, moisten with milk and spread with a little melted butter. Put a slice in the bottom of a pudding insn, wnicu it nearly tits. JNext put a layer of stewed gooseberries ; sprinkle -ith nnirar l.l-ntift.n-c- .iu. B"gar llentu"y . dd another slice Of toast, am so on untu the dish is fulL Cover closely, and steam for nearly half an hour. Turn out on a hot dish, and pour over it a good pud ding snuce. Rhubarb Pudding Skin the stalks and cut in slices about half an inch long. Butter a pudding dish and lay in it enongh slices of bread and butter to cover the bottom. Put in a layer of the cnt rhnbarb. Sprinkle thickly with sugar. Alternate layers of bread and rhubarb nntil the dish is fulL Cover and steam for half an hour. Remove the cover and pnt in the over until brown. Serve with hot sauce. I In the statues of their deities the I Greeks often made the flesh of ivory ana tne arapery oi roiu, brasa cr iron. OSIX PLAXIXO TAG "I had never seen a lunatic before," said Wilkins, "so when my friend told me that that was a lunatio asylum, I looked hard to see if I couldn't dis cover one of the lunatics. Sure enough, there on the top of the fence sat a lunatic. I dou't know what possessed me, but I made a face at him. Then down he jumped, and came at ns on full speed. " 'Bun for yonr life,' said my friend. Off we started, the lunatic, a tall, powerful fellow, in full chase. Oh, how we ran ! My heart was beating like a trip himmer ; my breath cams Fhort and thick ; I felt a strange sink ing sensation in my stomach, and my head seemed light enough to fly o3 into space. 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