s taosa who, on some lonely mountain belgh Y"alohin-r through all the weary boors d Bight, Await the pale rose of the morning light, I wait for thee. As o.te who, waking on a bed of pain, And Lalpleaa in nil agony, la tain To wa t the sweet return of sleep again, 'I wait for thee. As b.- who, in some vast cathedral, dim With soJu4ows, silent waits, on bended limb Tiie ma Uc rf the eucharistie hymn, I wait for thee. As dear men crave for song, and blind fo si-jht, As we.ii r sons of toil long for the night, AiiJ 03 the fettered spirit longs for flight. I long for thee. v ' London Bpeetator, IV LOVE WITH A TIGER. EI HARM w. rr.EXCH. FELL in v, ;th a t tiger and the feU in love ti-'cr with me. It was not ii a menagerie or -olofrical mm, naoy tiger or a mane- believe tiger, or a the ground tyZ -le I wi - .S'-afii -32f in a tree. wi'il up It v,ai ! '.'-Ii nn oiit-nud-out t'i'f r, a fne, i ir-c t iftrr, i:nd ns handsome d t:;7iT ns 1 v, v..re Firijc-s tiiiit coiiid lict be 1 .'.:il;1. I11 phort, it vias a roval 1 '-Tval tiger, r irl:t in her jonIe Inir. Ji. wus not vt-ry !, either iu life at ::r 'f or life in India, when cirrod to 1 - crt i:t 'i dlft:iit piint and informed .i.:t a t'.t iiiIi'ncrit of troops, lotind Ju tiie i:tM:f; rot.itntToii, would cross 1 :io 1 t. id ii-!t -f jungle above the l. r.ti iij ;i a ct rtjiin day, passing v.khiri t:-ti r.iili sof the place v.here I ..IS Hu ll stutlf'Uud. Jt v.HM a rare opporlunity to Fe ffi;:' t i'n- wildest country in Indin, rind, f. nlin;,' my si-rvanis und lngjja.u'e by. a loirr-'T iiikI more t. avtded rua.', 1 moiuitoii :nr horse ; t d:iylight upon triu r.j ) o'nt- il dy iiiid rude out iDto the junlo kIuiio to join the dttach- lUI'Ilt. Ail ray I w.'iiid. red nont lietween t!io jioinlH wliirt- 1 li d 1-cen tohl that thx Mil.l.trs v.oiild j -.--, and not till hlift'i: t lti.til iiijlit did t:ii coivic-lion f..r :! iti lf i:jxii ii;e tli.it they Mt:e-t lm.c 1t't-n ilt-iayt'tl una Hint I was des-tiii'-il t st.iy v. lu re I whs ovrr iiitht. ii v. ;n tho lust coiit ngency for which I li-i'l made any rt j rirfition. I had n v.r 'xiloit.d iu au Indian jungle, but rcmilliri.rj boyhood tales of beds 1:1 on tin; brunches of trees "to escape the fi:ry of the fit roe denizens of the iff t," I selected nn niijiroprinte plnee, uiisiuldled my horse au'l t( th.red biro, eliiul!d a tree and nttm; ted to nuke myself comfortable, but Bilits. . ith sorry re- Jt is nstonisliini; how quietly discom fort will dispel, the i:jtj ri ht nsion of ilant.t r. Ueforo it lurd been dark en hour 1 begun to consider the chances of me. ting no mutter whnt as more agree able tlmn the bed I had selected. A heavy dew wai forming. I was coh! mi l wet brsidi-s being decidedly tired und 'ej-, und recalled witb runny longings u ci.ve which I had no t'ced not far nwny. AVith my saddle for u 'iliuw nnd my blnnket fr a mat tilir:i the smooth, dry tloor, which whs visible ju-t inside the mouth, I should be nlmo.st us Well off as iu a native bun- fellloW. For nn hour more I clung to the nn romfortaide brunch and thought of the temj ting cave. Then I grew desperate. 'iii. ro were no such yelps and howls rs J had read of, "making night hideous." 'i hat Indian jungle whs almost as silent i s a forest ut home. I came to the con clusion that the stories I had rud were nil nonsense, and dropping from the branch, I picked up my saddle, made my way to the cave, arranged the pil low and mat, threw myself down, and in no time was sound asleep. For two or three times iu the night I woke enough to change my position und fall asleep again, but when the mouth of the cave showed a faint gruy ljht, suggesting thu approach of morning, I woke suddenly, all over, from Home sort of a dream, an i found myself in a most uncomfortable state of apprehension. In vain I tried to convince myself that it was all the rffect of the dream. I pinched myself und turned and twisted the saddle, but h11 to no purpose. Something or other had given me such a thorough fright that further sleep was iiupos hiblrt. Worse yet, it was still frighten-, iug Mt. I could not imagine that it w anything at all, yet f felt my courage steadily ebbing and cold fhinws creeping i.p and down my 1 ark, in spiio of every energy of will I could exert. I could easily have seon if there had been nuythiug between me and the entrance, and as for whatever there mi;ht be beyond me, it was sertaiuly us sVill as death down there. Hark! Was it still as death? What tliit? I remembered to have heard it for some time ever h'Hcg I awoke and wondered why I had not thought of it. It was a deep, suit rumble, for ail the world like the purring of a gigantic cat. A startling regularity a!out it first attracted my attention, and with a decided chill came the conviction lint homothing capable of making taut noise was down in the darkness beyond me. liy that time my imagination was thoroughly aror.sed and my nerves so completely uudi r its control that I was in excellent sti-.te to collapse, and in-: deed I did collapse, n moment later, whon my eyes sought that blacknesr rad suddenly rested npon two great ytllow balls of glowing light down in til j pitchy deptLs of the cave. iieiiveiial wii.il u sa.Vii ran ciewn my back. Whatever it was behind thoje eyes, it had nio r.t rare advan tage, for it could doubtless see my slightest motion r jarnst the light at tho entrvnee, while all that I could ee were those two bulls of yellow Cre. It whb some timo before my senset reached n reasonable state where I ould trust them ; then to refresh t3 horror, I leeame convinced that the eyes and the source of ihfit muftled thunder were not ten feet away from me. I had 3 f!no riSo loaded end reauT, lenning np ainst the tree where I had tetiiered my hcrse. Thrre was a good sized revolv. r in my belt ; but, aside from the difficulty cf obtaining an ac curate aim, I was dor.bliul if n ball :".-.-.ra a revolver would penetrate the bide aud skull of seme natives of the - Indian jungle. If this ehonld cbanee f. --" moaus, nor irtf "Xv aVpotted b-att- I JyUi t ? bi-irnd iron burs. l'?vZvi !t not with a to be oca. of tucm it would be bad ligcr, I left her my saddle, -my blan policy to maio the attempt. , "Ire, and my love. Frank Leslie's j. reciiiea tior,e mtereewng stones 01 . brv men w-ho had coiirmered fertv claa animals by the power of a steady Afi ferrlew eye. But, alas I tho. boot on the other foot.' Beywnd a doubt those tfowip.; yellow balls, were fixed' . ; 4 1 wm certainly; educed .'-tt&r F"I did aol cUre to Took a wy 7or an Instant after I once discovered the) whereabouts of 017 neighbor, but lay there, with my face turned away from the entrance, estimating the chances of a leap out of the cave and a dash for my horse, my rifle, or a tree. Reluc tantly I came to the conclusion that if the creature meant business, and did not wish to part with me, the chances in 017 favor would be about as many s a mouse would have on a smooth floor with a cat behind and no hole in front. If not, I was doubtless as well off there as anywhere, so I decided to lie still and boo what would come of it. Slowly it grew lighter, and little by little a vague, huge outline appeared, adnaUy assuming shape , ,nd color till it developed into nothing less thr.n a royal Bengal tiger, lying stretched upon ine noor 01 me cave, wim no great paws not six feet from my head, a whiskered chin resting contentedly upon them, and two bright eyes, sunk deep in soft, thick fur. fixed steadily on mine. As an ounce of prevention I drew my , revolver very cautiously, under the blanket, nd cocked it, that it misl,t be ready for an emergfencv. The click of the trigger startled her. I saw a sudden flash in the yellow eyee that were growing darker in the light, and with a subtle and silent insinuation, long, gleaming claws, as bright as polished horn, nrotraded from the massive paws under her chin, "Aha I von treacherous beautr." I said to myself, then suddenly paused to think of the revolver wnder the blanket, and wonder if, after all, she were not quite as honorable about it as I. It was a long time before she moved t all. Then very deliberately, and with the most evident satisfaction, she began to lick her bewbiskered lipe and those two great paws. With a shut1.- der of horror I noticed that they w.re rovered with blood; Dot second thought brought a certain -ainotir.i of relief. That blood indicated thxt sue hud recently eaten a hearty meal, and accounted for any lack of appet'te. bo far as I was concerned a state of things which I earnestly prayed might continue for some time to come. blowly and sedately she accomplished iimite.i toilet, then, witn a ion?, ancestry, ana mat it was ine rarm icep sigh she pushed her fore paws ont er's daughter, a direct descendant of it least a foot nearer to me, lifted her hiunches from the ground, and in dulged in one grand stretch, pougin her claws deep into the hard bed of the :uve, precisely as I had seen cab; do the same thing over and over again. She closed the operation by sitting areet, and I felt justified in doing the same. A comical look of surprise crept over her face as she watched me. Hhe hung ier head ou one side, partially closing one eye, then hung, it on the other lide in a scrutiny that under some cir cumstances would have been ludicrously smusing. Her curiosity was evidently aroused. Cautiously she came a little nearer, making my blood run cold. She sniffed the blanket, poking it gently with her paw. Anoth r step and the handsome lead was within reach of my band. Evidently she was not hungry, but from pure curiosity bent upon Investi gation, and if I could only have in duced myself to let the morrow take thought for the things of itself I could have enjoyed the most remarkable op portunity ever offered to mortal msn. But the nose wan sniffing the saddle. The jaws were within six inches of my ribs. My heart was banging away furiously. What would she do next? I dared not fire, for if I did and failed to kill her I should certainly be much . worse off than at present. It was an excellent opportunity, however, to test the thickness of that fur npon her head, ind without moving my hand more than three, inches I touched it. For an instant every muscle tight ened and she stood stock still, evidently !n doubt. I, toof was very seriously in doubt, but the 'next moment she teemed to realize that the sensation as agreeable, and she began to purr n a gigantic way that sounded like the irst thunder of an August afternoon. fSeeing that she enjoyed it I rubbed t little harder, and when I ceased she rolled her head under my hand, just fter the fashion of a large cat a most imiable companion of my boyhood. I ncgnn to scratch in right good earnest, ind in less than ten minutes had almost forgotten my fear, while the revolver lay upon the ground and I with both hands wan giving that huge head a vig orous dry shampoo. The fur was beauti ful, thick and soft, and as clean as though she had come from a Turkish Oath. Her eyes were soft and brown now 1 real velvet brown, The heavy lids rogaa to i.roup over them, aud looked up at me in the xno&t gentle, loving way imaginable. Slowly she sank npon the ground beside me, and lower and lower the shaggy head fell till it actually rested upon my knee. For an instant a cold chill crept over me as I realized the s'tuation, and my hands involuntarily drew back. The great eyes opened. The purring ceased, and, giving ine pent le poke with her nose, 6he warne J me to begin again. At last she was sound asleep, and by tho slowest degrees Ieased the man ipulation, and leaning back npon thi saddle watching that sleeping beauty with her head resting npon my knee. Oh, she was magnificent I She wat simply superb I I forgot that she wa n tiger. I saw only a royal Bengal beauty, and with a strange thrill ol triumph realized that she had fallen in love with me. She began to dream ol tha forest. There was danger at hand. A shiver shook her handsome coat. Her tail swayed from side to side. A deep, low growl sounded in her throat, lul from the paws that almost touched ms those gleaming claws protruded. Aye ! she was a tiger after all. If she was hungry when she awoke I should lio her lunch. I took my revolver in my right hand and pulf my left upon her hend to quiet her till I could fire. Ih-owsily she opened her eyes, looked ic to mine, and with a sigh of relief fell a.-Seep again. -. It was too much. I laid the pistol down and in horror confessed to my self that I could not do it ; for I, too, had fallen in love with the tiger. ' Again hhe dreamed. She movod nn p?sily, opened her eyes, pricked up her fars, anu snowed ner teeth in a way that made me wish that X had fired the pistol when I could. '-. . ' Suddenly she rose sank; back on her haunches, tnrned half about, and with nne sharp yell and bound disappeared in the shadows far down the cave. A moment later I saw the two balls of yellow fire flashing there, and while I waited, wondering what w-as coming next, I caught the tramp of the Brit- ish troops who were to pass that way, and bidding farewell to the. beantifnl VTcekly. Socrates was the - Bearded. Master because of his long, ragged beard. - - -niQa wnen a pupil, is reciting I6840" he t,lrD back to hw lu China when a pupil . is reciting M-WWUVft r - A Boy's CorfSpoafiloa . I ' HereTs a genuine unassisted conv position of a London Board school boy of 14 yean of aire, which U vouched for Ly the bead-master ol the school In question, written with out previous preparation In an ordi nary scnooi lefroua. it 19 Fowls." headej "Fowls are authorized pests belong Ing to your neighbor, which dest:oy every plant lu your garden. But the cnier aeugni or iowis is to Una a 'tidy garden in which there is a mu k heap. If only one fowl sees it, it will go and find half a dozen more to help. Then they will begin. In a short time the fowls, garden and , muck hraP are all mixed up at least . the garden seems all muck heap Ex- postalation with their owner, gener my one 01 me liriusn worKiu n type, is of no avaiL All he says is, i , 1: L. thil6311 mf 1.T feJi. Z-f ? T PHPla at7. ,.,! W JrVrU as a rule; but our unt sh workman friend savs thev do. Yet. all r,i . Ihem Is a handful of corn a day, th5 neighbors' gardens do the rest, and be grows fat on the egsrs he nc Ives. rhi; Is the only way fowls pay. Ieo- M onht to h allowPdVt rblcken broth of any fowl they can satcb, which telongs to bim, for they themselves really keep the fowls " Moat Desirable Ancestors. Many interesting genealogical facta asve been brought to bgbt through tbe bunting up of old family records involved In proving eligibility to the recentlr orcani.ed societies of the Colonial Dames and I au .htersof the Revolution. An amusing story is told of Mrs. A., Who ha suddenly and unexpectedly discovered a most desirable ancestor, and who Is so proua of her new acquisition that she h . had hi nortrait painted, his biography written and printed, and has made his name a household word in her family. On seaiching herped i. r-.e she found, to her great surprise, that her mother's people, quiet coun try folk, whom she had always con sidered as humble connections of tlx family, had re.illy the best American one or tne old colonial govornnrs, who had made a mesalliance when 5he accepted what the world consid ered a great match, and married Mrs. A.'s millionaire father. At tho recent meeting of the Na tlonal Colonial l4n:es, very curfom lelationships were discovered, and it was interesting to see old ladies lrom the North and Soulh, who b id never met, and had hitherto been unaware of tbe other's existence, claim kin ihlp through some common ancesto", squally reverenced In both families. Acidity After Eating. To correct acidity after eating, let a Oit of magnesia the size of a large pea lissolve in the mouth and swallow it. The acidity has everything to do with ipoiling complexion and temper. The face is the hides to the condition of the internal economy. Lime water may be beneficial for poor digestion, ar licorice drops, or a third of a tei rpoonful of baking coda in a half a zlass of hot water, flavored with iincture of cinnamon, which is a good itomachio in itself. These should be tried to see which suits. It is often test to alternate these simple remedies lor the same case. St. .Louis Star Soy inga, . - T AV 11 It Keep Time? The clock which was actually made Ky the royal bands of Louis XVI. lame into the posse-sion of a mem of the Rothschild family two or ;hiee years ago. It Is probably tha Host valuable clock In existence, its present owner giving no less than ;.T!,(;00 for the remarkable time liete. ..... KNOWLEDGE Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly usea. The many, who live bet ter than others and enjoy life more, with les3 expenditure, by more promptly adapting the world's best products to tbe needs of physical being, will attest the valuo to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the remedy, Syrup of Figs. IU excellence is due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and pleas ant to the tnste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of fc jierfect lax ative; effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and feyen and permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it nets on the Kid neys, Liver and llowels without weak ening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug gists in 50c and $1 bottles, but it is man ufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whose name is printed on every jackage, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well informed, you will not accent ksxs substitute if ottered. WALTER BAKER & GO. The Largest Manufacturers ot PURE, HIGH GRADE COCOAS AND CHOCOLATES On Oils Can tin wot, hvre received SPECIAL AND HIGHEST AWARDS on all their Good a mt thm CALIFORNIA MIDWINTER EXPOSmOM. BREAKFAST COCOA, J Which, unlike th Datrh Prar Pli insula without tlM HHOf Alkalie or othr Chemicals or Dye, is absx lutelT DOT and atiluLlsL- .ind uwu m than tmm cent cup. SOLO BY OROCERS EVERYWHERE. t ALTER BAKER & CO. DORCHESTER, MASS. FREE! X11IC IUIEC I FineSt-el. Reea as razor. Inlorvnlrt! ow. .trong h.ue. Mall! fret in cbBg for 2S Large Lloa Heads cot from LUm Cofl; Wnippws. nnd a Sent tampte ar-postase. Write fw nt'of our other Ham re alums. , .. W00LS0N SPICE CO. ' . 4."4) Huron 5 , Toledo, O. .rebnr.ilFr4l lit s io am Farm Notes. rcoarxa aoi Farmers should learn how to judgi horst-a. , Any one who attempts to breed will do better if he reads and discusses points as they arise with ether intelligent breeders. Abe result will be happier selection of the brood mares and stallions. Xew York World, SEED OF CAUUTCOWXa. It is not advisable to attempt to grow cauliflower seed in any part oi this continent, unless it may be on the Western coast, where the climate is more favorable to this business. Tlie w eabb 8eed a i .j,;i in any pert of America is produced in the Wash ington and Puget Sonud region, a.i I 1 l- 1 1 n M..4 ... . ,JA , grown oflrst quality than that of the cauliflower. All the seed solS by seeds- imputed from Holland and . .- , , - . PrU of orthernGeru1any The chief I?,' 0 V , luc"".lJ Erurt- ,T?,e'e J?5 " . -i 1 II A 111 . lth of.f bb, lOW'n gIa n this side of the Atlantio wiU rarely produce plants that make heads. Xew York Times. APPLE-TWIG LIGHT. There are two distinct forms of what are called twig-blight in apple trees. One is caused by minute insects boring in the twigs, cutting and eating out the soft pith, which causes the young growtS) to suddenly wither and die, the leaves usually remaining attached to the twigs, appearing as though scorched by heat ; hence the name of "iire blight" in some localities. In the other form of blight the cause is un known, but it is supposed to be the re sult of some disease of the sap, result ing in a sudden check in the circula tion. The diseased twigs should be cut away and then gathered up and burned for the purpose of destroying any insects in them, as well as germs of disease. This may not prevent the appearance of blight the following season, but it is thought to lessen its destruotiveness. Xew York Sun. CUBING CXOVEB HAT. Clover hay is by all Odds the best fodder for ewes, and the curing of it in good condition is so often a failure and yet so necessary that we give a few hints founded on experience. For sheep, especially ewes, it is important to cut it green before it gets woo ay and dry and the leaves begin to fall o.t As soon as the first blossom in the field can be seen to have turned brown, or even begun to turn, it is time to pet out the mower. Still, it is always best to consult the thermometer, and it is well to delay a few days, if necessary, until the indi cations are for a few days of settled weather. If there is a fair promise of spell of good weather, and help is abundant, five or six acres may be cut down at once. Let this be done in the afternoon, so that the job will be done hat the job will be d before the dew falls. Dew on- top 1 e'ore the dew falls. Pew on-top of a swarth is much more easily dried ont than when it is sprinkled all through it. In the morning, as soon as the dew is dried off, shake out the bunches at the corners of the land and wamre the machine has dragged the swath to gether. A half day's steady sunshine will wilt it sufficiently. Take a hand ful of it and twist it ; if sap can be wrung ont of it let it wilt a little longer. Then rake into windrows, driving around the land the same way the mower went. If no rain threatens it may lie in windrows the first night; otherwise, make it in coeks as high as a man's head and as slender as can be made to stand. All tbe subsequent curing should be t'one in these cocks, either by turning them neatly bottomside up or by dividing them into two or three slices. The preut point in clover hay is to enre it without letting the sun shine on it. The English Jarmers understand better than we do the superior excel lence of shade-cured hay. Colman's lUiral World. HOW TO CULTIVATE WaTEB-CBESS. i. Water-cress is a hardy perennial and is easily grown, even where it doee not grow naturally by planting along the margins of ponds or streams,1 v.iiere it quickly increases both by rereading of the roots and by seeding.j It can best be cultivated where the ttreams run through a level tract. An old market gardener gives the j following directions for making the : beds : Supposing the stream is on the ' average a foot deep and from six to : eight feet wide, running through a meadow. A good plan for cultivation is to make excavations laterally, say in beds five feat wide (with alleys be tween, five feet), to a depth of about. Jei'ht inchep, or deep enough to be flooded by the stream when it is of j average height, or, when shallow, by damming it up so as to flood the beds.' 1 The advantage of having the beds at 'right angles to the stream rather than I parallel with it is that in the event of freshets the crop is less liable to be. washed away. The length and nnm-i ber of beds must of course bo deter mined by cirenmitanocs. ! I Water-cress seeds germinate freely; in earth when kept saturated; hence) the beds, when properly leveled and pu'verized, should be slightly flooded bguough to saturate the soil only when the seeds germinate) ; for of conrse, if the beds were filled np with water the seeds would be washed off. After the seedling have started so as to afiow green the water may gradually be let on as they develop. Where water-cress is found growing naturally the beds can be made by set ting the plants six to twelve inches apart each way. When the cultivation is once begun there is no difficulty in forming new beds, as the plants grew very rapidly where proper conditions are supplied. If the plants are set ont or seeds sown by the middle of August the beds will be covered by November. The streams being full in autumn the beds will be fully flooded, so as to produce the plants during the winter. Nature is a true teacher ; the nearer we can come to her teaching by exam pie the nearer we will have perfect plants. In the wild state water-crets is always found growing best in clear, shallow, slowly running water with a sandy or gravelly bottom. Farm, Field and Fireside. A cotton shower, looking exactly like snow storm, is a common sight in the cotton-wood groves in Co ra do. A Hungarian inventor claims to be able to make from wood pulp a fabric suitable for durable clothing. The Scots Guards Regiment has one company averaging six feet 2; the tallest six feet seven, none under six feet. At Rotterdam poor people who can not pay a fee must marry on Wednes A55IST NATURE little now and ttien in removing offend ing matter from the stomach and bowels and you . thereby avoid a multitude of distress ntr de rangements and dis eases, and will have less frequent need of your doctor's service. Of all known ageMs for this pur pose, Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the best. Once used, they are al ways in favor. Their secondary ef fect is to keep the bowels open aud regular, not to fur ther constipate, as is the case with other pills. Hence, their great popularity with sufferers from habitual constipation, piles and their attendant discomfort and manifold derangements. The " Pellets " are purely vegetable and perfectly harmless in any condition of the system. No care is required while using them: they do not interfere with the diet, habits or occupa tion, aud produce no pain, griping or shock to the system. They act in a mild, easy and natural way and there is no reaction after ward. Their help lasls. Tbe Pellet cure biliousness, sick and bilious headache, dizziness, costiveness. or constipation, sour stomach, loss of appetite, coated tongue, indigestion, or dyspepsia, windy belchings, "heartburn," pain and distress after eating, and kindred derange ments of the liver, stomach and bowels. In proof of their superior excellence, it can be truthfully said, that they are always adopted as a household remedy after the first trial. Put up in sealed, glass vials, therefore always fresh and reliable. One little "Pellet " is a laxative, two are mildy cathartic. As a "dinner pill," to promote digestion, or to relieve distress from over eating, take one after dinner. They are tiny, sugar-coated granules; any child will readily take them. Accept no substitute that may be recom mended to be "just as good." It may be better for the dealer, because of paying him a better profit, but he is not the one who needs help. FOOD AND GENIUS. rha Most Popular Novelist Ulna Much llka Ordinary folks. It Is extremely improbable thai ienius derives any peculiarly appro priate nutriment from a fish diet, und it is certain that genius gives no thought to the subject. Mr. Carlyle and Lord Tennyson smoked pipes because they were men enough to smoke pipes but we do not suppose tbat cigarettes would have made a decadent of Mr. Carlyle or an "im pressionist" of Sir Joshua lieynolds. The style and charater of Dr. John son remained the same, whether he 3 rank lemonade and tea, or port and punch. Old Sutchells boldly avers that brandy makes the poet, hut his poetry would have had tbe same complexion bad he regaled bis muse with whisky, i n champaiKne ;;nd r.rto!ans burns would have written neither better nor worse than on cuIIods and toddy, in another Held of excellence it is likely tbat to smoke a pipe and drink a glass of beer wou d nut add or sub- s raci a couple of strokes from Tay- j lor's usual round cn the links. It was ! not because of bis great appet te for I beef that Sir Andrew Acuecheek fel. bjlow . a lofty Intellectual stand ard We do not know whether bbakespeire had any favorite dish. hout Thackeiiy's and Johnsons favorite dishes, we know a great deal, but are psycholoui.-ally none tho u ser. Appreciation of cock 1 leek y io a not account for the state-manlike qualilie- or defects of James IV. Whatever Mr. Gladstone's favorite food may b ; itis probably none of the rouit h-and-ready daint es celebrated ly Homer and it is not to b.'ti.ouuht ti:at he takes grated cheese io hit claret, like Nestor. In sho t, fo-id ind genius have nothing to donitii each other, and the most pnp.ilar i.ovciists are not to be distin'u shed st dinner time from mere critics. "Saturday i.evicw. Dearaess Cannot fee Cared , by local application . a theyca'iiiot rea' h tbs iii--as'd Nrtton of 1 he ear. 1 here is only w .y toi'ure lteafnrs-. a id tliat is by cou tilu t imnl r.Miidi-s. Dearne s in caused ly a:i in flamed condition 01 Im mut-011 lining of ibj Kustacaian Tube. When this tube kcis i'1 tlitmed you Imve a rum tlin (sound or imper f et hearinir. anil w.;en it 's entirely clre l I)--af ness is th rpiilt, and unless tug inflam mation can tid.n out and this ti:be re stored to its normal condition, hearing will be ilostrnyed forerer; nine rases out ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing bnt an in flamed Condition of the mucous surfaces. We will fiTe One Hundre I D dlars for an. ewe of llj-afhees fcan-ed by catarrh) tha ran nw becurei by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Snd tor circulars, free. F. J. fnesFV & Co., Toledo, O. fW Sold by Druu-irisi s. 75. The tallest mun of whom there are authenticated measurements was Fun nam, of Scotland, eleven fret and a little more than six inches. Or. Kilmer's Svlir-tooT cim all Kidney and Bladder troalilesv Pamphlet and Consultation free. LBboratoiv Plmrfcumioo. N. Y The Sierra Nevada range of moun tains in California is nearly 500 miles long, seventy wide, nnl from 7000 to nearly 15,000 feet high. Karl e Clover Root, the -Trent blood pnrifl'-r, etTes freshness and clearneiw to the coinplel n aud curtM cuntli'atlon 'in eta. 59cU..$l. A man in Lexington has sued a neighbor for $2500 damages sus tained to a suit of clothes through a dog's ferocity Mrs. Wlnalow't Soothing Syrup for children teetliiilt', softens the gum. reduces iulla i inn lion. allavs pain, tnrea wind colic. 'Sc.a boltlj Vaxlmetr, the Sew Explosive. A new explosive culled maximotr, invented by Hudson Maxim, was tested the other day in Hnrlem, New Yor'c City. The inventor claims that oce ounce of maximete is equal to one pound of black powder, and that froio ten to eleven ounces of the explosive is equal in force to a pound of dyna mite. The tests showed that the ex plosive will not freeze, that it is smok. less and does not ignite easily. Nine hundred tons of roek were torn away by a blast, and the amount of rnax: mete used was only three-fourths as much as would have been required by the explosives usually employed iu uarries. Four cartridges placed ia lrill holes twenty feet deep were ex ploded by electricity. The rock at he bottom was shattered into small tits, but near the surface the pieces rere considerably larger. The wholo nass shivered apart almost noiselessly ind fell forward in a great heap. A quantity of the maximete in a bot ;le was placed in a pail of ice and silt, together with a bottle of water. Thi -rater froze solid, but the cold had no -fleet npon the maximete, which was -aken from the ice and explode 1 St. Louis Star-Sayings. j Wors Thmn Dynamite. Alarmed Wife James, there is a rough-look inp; man sneaking round the bouse with a box-shape I thing ia his arms. Telephone for the police? Capitalist (peering cautiously out if the window) It will be too late! lie Is on the step-t of the l-a-k porch! Wife (tenor stricken) Is it an In fernal machine, James? Is it a to: of bombs? Capitalist It'a a band organ! THE NEXT NAVAL PATTLt An affair of a raw atlnatoa frith. Few Kan Ivors to IU the 1 There has not been an engagement between two navies on a latge scale since the replacement of the old j wooden walls by heavily armed bat tleships: and the ability ol the latter ' to withstand tbe shock ot onset has ever been put to paractical test A a-riter in the United Service Maga tine predicts that Ironclads will make short work of one another. A battle will last ten minutes. The fleets will probably approach at the com bined rate of 28 knots an hour. Tbe two and a half or three mlnutes'that elapse before tbe fleets meet will be minutes of the most extreme and agonizing tension. . Tbe compart ments forward in tbe terrible blast of tire tbat will open tbe engagement will be blown away or riddled like sieves. Wate -tight doors will be useless when there ' are no watter light walls. The whole ship will be covered with debris, her appearance will be transformed by the loss or her funnels and tbe destruction of the superstructure aud upper works. The rain of melinite shells which will be poured from guns tiring smokeless powder will wreck all parts of the ship outside of the heavy a mor. In ships where tbe bar. ettes are insuf tlc.ently protected the explosion of shells under them may bring them down with their weight of 700 or HuO tons. If once they give way the armored deck cannot support them, and they may be expected to go clean tin ought the bottom of tbe ship, in volving her destructipn in their down lall. The destruction of tbe funnels will destroy the drafts the ship will 11,1 with smoke and the decks proba bly te set on Ore. : The big guns will be discharged at 60 J or 600 yards. The detonation cl their huge shells wi'l p obably, like the explosion of a powder magazine, reduce tbe already wrecked ship to a hopeless chaos, destroying all her or ganization and the nerve thread that conveys tbe captain's ordeia to the engine room. Kven if the armor re sists the blow, tbe shock to the ship will be terrific: striking the tu. ret of an Ironclad, one of these project iles, would probably, if It did n .t hurl it overboard, stun or kill every man in H and wreck all its compli cate 1 mechanism. This will consti tute the first stae of tbe encounter. Tbe ships will now be nearing one atio her. aiid the surv. vors of the ter rible slaughter will drive tbe t attered lnil Is, low in the water, atone an other, bbips surviving tbe ravages of ordnance, will ram an 1 sink onej another, and in twenty minutes from! the tpeningof the engage incut four- fifths of the ships will be on theii way to the bottom of the sea It Is a terrible pict. re, but it docs not appear to be overdrawn. And we have not yet nearly reached the end of inventions in cannon, though the lim t of armor-bearing by ships is in sight The dynamite gun now being tested at dandy Hook throws a dynamite Donih, large enough to wreck the largest warship afloat a distance ot three miles; and with such accuracy that nine successive, shots were recently planted in a sp xe not much bigger than a battleship.. 'I'll se guns are meant for coast de-, fense, but it will he but a short time until they are adapted for use 00 ships. When things get to that pass that two navie , three miles apart can with a single discharge blow one another into nothingness, "leav ng not a rack behind," the stu endoun criminality of war will brinir aliout its own end. That savs tbe Montreal Herald, is the one encouraging feat- 11 r A 1 f t ho cAn t i n rm. 1 nrmrrad, kalno made in the in eniion of death deal ing instruments cf war. SLIDING DOWN A MOUNTAIN, a St iriling Arlventnr Which Tnrned a Hoy's Hair Ora-r. Leroy Williamson, the 16-year jld son of an Ohio farrrer, haj a startling adventure the othet day which so frightened him tbal his hair turned gray. lie wai out shooting on a mountain neai bis fathers farm, when he lost JJB AS THE LAST CAS WHIZZED BT. his footing and began to falL Tha mountain was composed of steep, imootb rock, covered over with a thin layer of soil. As young Williamson fell he tried to stop himself by grasp ing at the plants growing about, but rat h one yielded to bis clutch and was uprooted by his hands. Suddenly a dreadful sound met hit tar. Between the mountain he was on and another, equally steep, was a narrow valley, through which ran the tracks of a railroad. Tbe sound of an approaching train was what made young Williamson troub!e. He was falling steadily all tbe while, though still catching at everything that promised him support, hoping to find some hold to which he could cling until the horror that threatened hi a bad come and gone. Nearer and nenrer he rolled to the f ot of the mountain, gathering Im petus as he went, and then the hot ilr fiom the engine smote his face, the cinders blinded him; he made a frantic dig into the earth, and bounced off tbe mountain onto tbe track be low just as the last car whizzed by hi in, and which missed b m by scarcely a foot. Young Williamson Fays that he fainted just as he felt t':e wind from the vanishing car touch his face, and that for minutes he was too weak to move, even aftx-r consciousness r turned to him. He was finally found and carried home, od on the following day his ta r turned gray. A Si.-Tl Forlane in Apricot?. A. E. Xewby will make a small for tune this season out of Ventmra apri. sota. It is Bdid that he bought 'iCO tone, for which he paid $15 a ton, or y $30,000. He will mako 330 ton ji dried fruit, worth $2-10 a tou. Afr -oaking expenses he will doTiritlr- jlean np $30,000 or 310, 900 tni nt ti fenture. Ventura (CuH Tree rrtaa. Some men are so mean tba. t:ie jave to be dead a long time b'or Ibejr are well epokea of. ft n..mm. Xsass Cm - .ST.JAC0BS01L Ycu'll Uso it Always f cr a Liko Mishap. MIME HAL WATER W THI MX ALT. SUM! BOTTLES SENT ME WFmEWwWST .ASJf YOUR GROCER OB THE BOTTLER MIL - - mm POUOHKEEPSia, V. T., offers r. h sexes the r M OTslsl at II fl II I I rill beste.lacallonal-idvautreatthe.w stci. Lfl V I refill I III I "la-B"" lUurou-M luitru-'tion In A.:!TliIEnO ai. ! ERG I ItlHll UULLCUCy, yff, W; S5gkLiwgg EASTMAN CIIUEIih ckrWt. Ps-lil-eesl. New Yerk. . . . i - BEECHAM'S PILLS (Vegetable) What They Are For Biliousness dyspepsia sick headache bilious headache indigestion Lad taste in the mouth foul breath loss of appetite when these conditions are caused by constipation ; and con stipation is the most frequent cause of all of them. One of the most important things for everybody to learn is that constipation causes more than half. the sick--, ness in the world; and it can all be prevented.. Go by the book. , . .-: N Write to B. F. Allen Company, 365 Canal street, New York, for the little book on Constipation' (its causes con sequences and correction) ; sent free. If yon arc not within reach of a drugo-ist, the pills will be sent by mail, 25 cents. Bear in Mind That "lie Gods "HcIMsTBrilelp Ihem" seines," Self Help Should Teach You To Use . 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Webifwfifm M everywnrre at lower prices f-r the value qlvon than any other make. T.ik nonub Utute. If jrour dealer cannot supply you we can. A Skin of Beauty is a Joy Forever. DR. T. FELIX GOtJRAUD S ORIENTAL CREAM, or .MAGICAL BEAlTIFIER Ttemovrs Tan, Frefk !, I i m-pU-n. Moth Tatrli. t-ti.IUtMi and kn diSf RUCK, Mil 4 every MfDit-li ;u twautT and it-ti'ft aVtectioit. On iti virtue 1 1 h a attMKl the tHt - f 4 yearn; no ol her properly in a d . AtHM'pt no count erfeit of einiUar imme. The d' tiiiifiiiHhH Dr. K A. Wayro aatl to altvly of the haul-Urn a patient : "Am you ladies wtt u.e them, J recomtirr n t 'O'ouraud'j LYeam' an the It wit harmjul of at', tin- skin prmpnrati'iiin. " One botUe will lout six month, uMn it every tiny. AImo FoudreNiihtilf rumovcu auperlluoud uulr nith out injury to the skin. J-'EltUT. HiKI.NS,Prop ,87flreat JonPt.N. V. For aale hf u)l lru'uwts und taticy (Ikm1 Jjeak-u UirouitUonttlivU. M. uriadiw. and Kiinip. A-iicwureor Uane iniitMCioun. K.-vvani fur an cut and proof of uuy oo auliin; tut- f-auju. FOR FIFTY YEARS I I W4 MRS. WINS LOW'S " SOOTHING SYRUP i has teB n--Ml )v MI'Mons of Mot linn ', Itrr msif (.uit'ini-u lT-itiiriS "'-r o-ru i I Ifty l'rars. 2l ito-irhcs the child. Koft.ais bh. S'.iiiis atiH.vn Jiri. enrvs winu ouiicaiiu u tiic beat remedj lor dlarr-&a. Tirnirv-Stfi f:nsn sl llatvit. r' C'JCIS Weitilt Ail f!M KIIS. tA'tVO Kirtip. T&9108 (iliod. LCC I la tlma fv.Id bTdnnrsirTs 1 Drueciatn. GO centa nnrf sc. O suss rr 'l? i i i 1 mm. if Tram Q HaarimsV Chicago Tribune u oases day before noon.