Juniata sentinel and Republican. (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, September 05, 1894, Image 4

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    SOME VEHSE3CAROt.
fHo Twsea oarol tlithaly m bird.
unt of violet and asphodel s
While others slowly strike s taneral bell,
OremUilkaalailonetsUll.Bplsit-stirred,
Walton the mustering tramp In erenr word
no, tne ocean pounds with sledge
u3ieprane posts with blare of trumpet"
hell
By shores that visionary seas engird.
s Mft as Antes, they croon the lullabies
Of madle-years ; play clear as citherns ; wall
JJksAarpsollaninthe grlerlng winds
tome are the deep-drawn bnman moan by
v- . -
, ' pais
kAnd sflant faces 'neath lack-luster sklea-v
Veering through panes on darkness unooa
flnedl
Henry Jerome Stookard,inthe Century,
THE SOX OF A TAIL03.
ET CIUBIXS STOKES WAYNE.
OTXXQ Engfer
r emembered
quite dis
tinctly that
morning seven
years ego,
-when Miss
Sturgis had
coma with her
mother to hi
father's shop
to be measured
for a riiUnsr-
habit. He remembered the frock ol
large plaid that she wore, all green and
blue and
black, and he remembered
her blue fait hat with
feathers; but what had
its ostrich
made a still
deeper impression upon his boyish
mind was her pretty pink-and-white
face, her great hazel eyes, and her
eunny curls, which, after being caught
nt the nape of her neck with a darS
blue ribbon, went rippling r!own ovex
her rougrh brown coat nearly to her
waist. II ) had stood at tho little desk
in tho corner, making out bills fox
it was a Saturday, and, there being no
school, ha was engaged at his usual
holiday occupation.
He was sixteen thee, and ho fancied
that she was a year or two younger ;
for he had overheard her mother say
that it won her rbt riding-habit, and
that they did not care for an expensive
one, because the would outgrow it. He
recalled that shj bad blushed at this,
as though it were a crime to be young
and growing, and th:;t a feeling of re
sentment had coma into his heart
against her mother for subjecting hex
to such an embarrassment.
Seven years had wroncrht a frreat
many changes, but tho shop was iu the
same old place there on Sixth avenue,
under tho shapow of tl.o Joffernor
Harket l'olioe Court's brick walls, end
with tho elevnted railroad train? rum
bling past tho windows of the uppei
room where ho studied and where hi
slept. Earl Engfer, tho tailor's eon,
however, was no longer a a school-boy,
looking after his father's books and
making out his father's bills on holi
days. He was now a student at the
general theological seminary n Pro
testant Episcopal clergyman in embrvc
and ho woro sombre black gnciuentf
of a somewhat clerical cut to indicate
his chosen profession.
Why he had gone into the church he
hardly dtred to confess, even to him
self, becaus? ho was really a conscien
tious young fellow at heart, and he
believed that there was such a thing as
a divino call to tho priesthood. Id
his ca3e he doubted if the call was
divine. Tho orthodox teachings of a
maiden lady who presided over the
class in the mission Snnday-school that
he attended on Carmine street had not
been without effect. He had accepted
the Scripturo as truth, he had been
baptized and he had been confirmed,
but the impulse to go forth and preach
tho Gospel had come rather from a
wish to tlevato himself abovo the levei
of the surroundings in which ho had
been born and raised, than from any
burning desire to lift his fellow-iaaa
Elough of despond.
Young Engfer dot and then inflicted
upon himself a sort of moral flnge la-
tion. At such times he opened his
own heart to his own honest gaze,
and ho invariably found there n
deeper r.nderlyiu motivo for his
course, of which ho was hair ashamed,
It w:is nothing mora nor less than nn
ambition to p;ain a position from which
he might nrpira to the love of the little
maid ia th- plaid frock who had
ordered her first riding-habit from his
father on that Saturday seven years
ago.
I, would not have been an unworthy
ambition, ho told himself, under other
circumstances. If it were only a eec-
ondary consideration ! If he had given
himself to tho church first, and this
desire had come afterword, he could
hare pacified his chiding conscience
with the assuranco that a wife such a
Madeline Sturgis would make him.
would be of incalculable assistance toi
him in his parochial work ; but now ho
felt that ho was using his holy calling
as a means to accomplish an end that!
was distinctly seltish, and as such
hypocritically base.
Thcso moods, as might be sup-i
posed, wero morbidly depressin-r. Al
the r.fternoo:i ha had been fighting
ver a'-am ia ins heart the same out
battlo biteen tha right and the
wromr of it ; and now, tired out bv
the rush?. ho had come down froiij
his little uper room into the tailor
shop on tho ground floor, end was
standing looting out through the glasj
door at tho passing throngs on tha'
av-nu".
Wcrkingmcn and worliingwomen
wt-ra liirryin homo from their day's
toil; tUo surfuco cars were crowded,!
and nt nhort intervals lon, heavy
trains lir.mdered ly on the ekvateuj
road overhead. Tho hurry-scurry oi
th.. r:fu-! div.-rted him for the mo-
ine; t. 1 ho would probably havoi
bcrii lift.;d poaiplt-tely out of his dol
l; j'.;. hud not that ono naiiic. sfokenj
'Y ii.a ...... . -i ul i ...... ..44,
lalien upou Lis ear.
Th old man wa3 evidently in
iroublo. Ha h.Vl spoken, somewhat
i'rueioibJr, t. his cutttr, who was
tny chslkia out a pair of trousers,
rhich wcra for Herr Kleischr.ian, tho
a!k;n f.rnl!ev..an F.t AmbcrgVi Thea
tre, nrtii which must be finished in time
fur t'n pr. iukr of tho new co:ntJy on
ioi. LVening. II13 question
ra as t who would ccr'-y home a cer
tain ritiia-r habit for "iiees Kturis."
1 he errruu-boy wta out. Karl Inew
lhat it v.as the busiest ee&E(.n c.f tha
fear with his fat her, and that Gottlieb,
th cutter, null iot lo spared for
aul io'r s"rv:c. But the fMivinest
pr..iiifed una iuiiht be 6"iit.
1'xnrl tnrned asoy fr.m tha door.
'L4 Jaa t iko it, f ithir," ho eaid.
"It's ou'.y ri t r.oia to Washington
ylar, ar. i I u.u mind."
Th: old tiKain protested, brt Earl
'nxlaiei, en-1 ntiially the father re
uatmLy ccnsoilfJ t- allorv hisdon,
..f tihom in was raor than proud, snj
f.ir w'nri la had a-nbitions that tawi
f r :j Lluhjvrie, to deliver the par
tut. Ia any Ansrlcaa cily other thast
few York the spscUdo of a yonnj
Baa oa veil isWfTtng'llQjra'l
' bsJUUc on ft Rdwaea' .noToogniafdTp Tinafraid,' L began to pro teal,
pronld have attracted attention, bnt id 'that I can't stop this evening. J
the metropolis people are mora apt ta have "
mind their own business than are thj "Just a minute," Miss Sturgis plead
people elsewhere, and so it happens ea. Ton mast let me thank you fox
mat as rvarl made nis way aown Bixvn
: -. , . i - i - i 4
venue who tne mung-uauu -wrappet
In a brown paper under nis arm,
scarcely a head was turned to look!
after him. Had it been otherwise
however, it is doubtful whether th
young theological student would - havoj
observed it. Ho was plunged deepM
in thought, and as his .feet traversed
the six or seven blocks that lay between,
his father's shop and tho Sturgis res-j
. . i - . . . i
donee his mind traveled once agairi
over the seven years that had inter-J that adorned the candles in the can
rened since that eventful day when delabra he thought he had never befori
Madeline Sturgis had come into his realized how beautiful she was. She
life. J . was so bright this evening, too so
As he looked back at the boy thathej cheering and, what was dearer to him
was then he wondered how he had veni than all else, she was really almost
lured to let the seed of hope take roolj familiar. Tho chasm which had once
in bis heart The son of a cheap Oer-j seemed so wide between them was grow
man tailor ; his companions, like him Ing narrower and narrower. Ther
self, tho children of poor tradesmen was no doubt of that. Once he was or
it was certainly a wild notion that pos-l dained the breach might easily be
sessed him to woo and win this aristo- closed entirely.
cratic little maiden, whose people wero ; "And now," she went on, "I want tc
not only rich enough to buy and sell offer you my congratulations upon. th
him and his father a thousand times fc00l news I heard to-day ; that you
over, but wcra of a social stratum far are coming to the mission to take Mr.
above that in which the Englers lived David's place."
and moved and had their being. I Earl could hardly believe that he
He rernemoered how he had carried heard aright Could it bo that she
home that first riding-habit when it as actually pleased that Mr. David
was finished, and how he had been was going away? Atone time during
asked to wait in the dining-room until
Miga 6tnrris could trv it on and ascer-
tain whether it was entirely eatisfac-
torv; and ho recalled how he had sat
there in that basement apartment with
its extension table and its leather-
'covered chairs ; how he had looked
with admiration unon the enaravincs
in walnut frames that hung upon the
Walls and how he had hoped, all tho
time, that there might be some com
plaint, so that the liltle lady would
come down to show him just what was
jtrrong, and ha could get another
glimpse of her. But his father was a
good workman. The habit was all that
could be desired and he had returned
home disappointed.
The days when ho saw Madeline he
called his red-letter days, and for a
lime tney were xewer man tnose tnas
sro indicated in the printed calendars.
One January afternoon, however, Mrs.
Bturgis had come into the shop and
had asked his father if Earl would not
like to go to tho mission Sundav-
Hchool on Carmine street, in which she
was very much interested, and his
father, who would have gone through
tire and flood to please a customer, so
fearful was he of losing a dollar's
worth of trade, had said that Karl
would certainly be there on the follow-
i-ig Sunday.
! From thnt time on ho saw her more
frequently, and his infatuation in
creased in proportion. She taught a
class of small boys across the aisle from
where he usually sat, and on more than
one occasion the maiden lady who pre
sided over tho group of larger boys,
of which he was one, was compelled to
demand with soma emphesis his return
to tho business of the hour, his gaze
having a way of wandering repeatedly
from his catechism or his Bible to the
faco of tho pretty little teacher in the
opposito pew.
One incident that he recalled with
some pleasure had occurred on a Sun
day afternoon in early spring. Ha
had noticed that .Mrs. bturgis was not
present in tho chapel; that Madeline
Lad come alone : and he had wondered
11 through the lesson whether it would
peed rude on his part, after tho close
of the session, to offer to walk home
with her. If he only could, he thought,
it would be the happiest day of his
life ; but he feared that she might think
him impudent and presuming, and,
when the school was dismissed and the
scholars and teachers filed out into tho
street, ho Incked the courage to go
forward nn l speak to her.
Bat his hnppiness had come, never-
theltss ; for in following her at what
he considered a most respectful dls-
tancc, his eyes never once leaving her
lithe young figure, clad in a well fit-
ting spring jacket that his father had
jcrut with hia own hand, he had seen her
rudely jostled by a drunken man, and
jhad dashed to her aid almost before he
(realized what he was doing. The re-
collection of her gratitude was one of
bis moat cherished memories; and
now, as he turned into Washington
place, he was thinking of how, on that
pecasion, her manner was so cordial
and so completely lacking in any indi
cation that she recognized any differ
ence whatever in their social "station.
He remembered that it was oa that
day that his determination to study for
the ministry was formed, and that it
drew out of her telling him that the
issistan'- minister at tho missicrBT had
lined v ith tbem on the evening before,
"The day v ill come," he had thought,
"when I, too, may be asked there to
line."
And now ho was thinking that day
night not be so far distant; for, was
be not going to the mission, the week
Jollowing, to take the place, temporily,
f that very same assistant minister,
!ho Ke v. Mr. David, who, he had heard,"
as to bo married and go to Europe
.or a thren months honeymoon tour?
"Yes, it was true, as Lord Beacons-
Sold had said: "Any man may bo
irnai ne mates up nis mind to be. 1
By the time young Engfer reached
(he Sturgis residence ho had walkeq
md thought himself out of the gloom
of his blues and his self chidings intd
tho radiant sunshine of a hope de-)
lerrcd that was on the verge of reali-i
ration; and ho whistled softly ameri
rier air than was to be found in thi
uymnal, as he tripped lightly dowri
tho stnno steps of tho area-way, and
rang the bell.
It was his iatontion to hand in th
bundle and to make off as quickly a
possible. Ho had no notion of beinn
recognized, and above all he wished '
I j avoid the possibility of a reqnest to
&w&it in tho dining room, as ho had ol I
yore, the verdict as to fit. In making '
these plans ho had counted upon tha
boll being answered by a housemaid, '
and when, instead of a servant, tha
uoor waa opened by Miss Bturgis her-
self, his mode of procedure was, of ne-
ressity, somewhat altered. To escape 1
recognition was out of tho question,
and, as ho realized that in his effort to '
sorvo tho wo-aau he most cared to
pwese ne nad put nimseii in a position ( ;
mat was noiy to wwer nun in ner cs-!
iiuuuuu, us uiueucu 10 ius roots 01
his flaxen hair. !
1 "IFhv. Mr. Entrtor " b (TMainol
I am so aorry you went to thia
trouble !" I
"Well, yon eeo I-that ia father.",
.,;,! i
you were expecting it, and" ' f
"Yes. I wo expecting it," Miss
LituTgis put id ; "in fact, I was very
snxioua for it I couldn't wait for
Delia to got to tho door ; but I had no
lda that you would have to bring it."
'-1 T"? T.ii" 1r,6y, Krl prc
vsncated. "and I offered-." I
"Won 1 vou cam inV" tha r.innn
woman intermpted again. ' 'You
. . . . . - - o 1
,P.re a -orient, you? Weshan't
treat vou . rr.nl boy, yon know"
-acd sho laughed in a way that cade
cn li
ronn F.nrfer haritara hatamn .
your trouble : and then. X want to eon
"... .
gratuiate you, too.
Karl followed her into the dining-
room, where the table was spread fox
dinner.
"Sit down," she said, and she drew
chair out for him and another fox
herself. "Now, Mr. Engfer," she went
0n, "I am awfully obliged to you fox
, Lavincr broucht me m v habit. "
As the young man looked at her in
...... . . . . .
(he soft light cast by the pink shade
the latter part of his attendance at th
mission Sunday-school he had thought
that she cared something for the young
divine, and he had really been a little
jealous of him.
"Ton are very kind, Miss Sturgis,"
he said, "very kind. Do you take at
mucn interest in the mission ai
formerly?"
"Oh, dear, yes. More than ever 1"
"Then I suppose I shall see a good
deal of you, there?"
"Of me?" she asked, snrprisedly.
"Oh, you don't know, then ! Why
thought every oieknew. Havon't you
heard whom Mr. David is goiu to
marry?"
A sharp pain as from a knife thrust,
shot through Earl's heart. He seemed
suddenly nnable to breath. There
was a rumbling, rushing sound in hie
head and a swaying, darkening cloud
before his eyes. He wss conscious ol
a tingling chilliness, and then of a
numbness in his hands, his feet, and
his legs from the knees down. He
made an effort to pull himself to
gether to hido his feelings but he
failed. He felt that he was stifling ;
that he must get into the fresh air, at
any cost; and he heard himseli
mumbling something, he scarcely knew
what, his voice seemed so strange and
unnatural.
Tho next moment he was stumbling
np the area steps on to the sidewalk ;
and an instant later he had come into
collision with some one who was about
to mount the stoop.
' The shock steadied him. He started
to apologize, but the words died on
his tongue. The light of a street lamp
across the way had revealed to him the
face which he had suddenly come to
abhor the face of the one man in all
the world whom be hated : the face ol
he thief tvho had robbed him of 8
hope thnt for seven years had been to
(iim more than life itself, and of an
hmbition that had raised him from the
level of his own people to a place ol
Which he might well have been proud,
: Iastinctivrlv he clinched his fists.
nd a lire came into his eyes. Then,
luadenly, he grew dizzy again. Iron
5ngers seemed to be pressing upon his
iemples with the terrible clntch ol
loath, and he staggered away like a
Ironken man.
I He wandered the streets for hours ;
' t whirl of memories in his brain, s
leaden weight upon his heaxt-up one
thoroughfare and down another,
ihrouph by-ways, in and out of blind
illeys, seeing no thing.caring for noth-
'nS DUt to escape from himself and th
torture that was within him.
Presently he became conscious o)
the sound of lapping waves the mur-
nnr of waters and a chill in the ail
that pierced him to the marrow. Be-
Sailed thus to a realization of his phys-
'cal beiDg, ha glanced down, to see
'hat he was standing on the extremi
end of a long pier, with the dark river
Bowing below. A keen wind wa
olowing in his face ; a thousand light
glittered on the opposite shore,
"Another step," he murmured, "anc
I should have been out of it alL 'Whj
did I not take that one as I took thi
Others? And, oh, I must have taker
so many to-night. How tired I am !"
Se stood for a moment in hesitation.
Something was whispering to him t
take that one step more. It was foi
her, it told him, that he had adopted
the church as his calling. Of whai
use was all his learning his Greek anc
Latin and Hebrew, his knowledge o!
the Bible, his knowledge of theology 1
VY hat good would he do?
Then another voice, lower, sweeter,
more tender in its pleading, spoke tc
him. It seemed borne on the wind,
which had suddenly died to a eepher.
It answered the questions, one and
all. It breathed encouragement. Il
bade him look nt.
He raised his eves heavenward.
Across the river, above the roofs and
chimneys and spires of the sleeping
city was a faint but ever-increasinfl
Dana or light, a new day was dawn
'ng. Frank Leslie's Weekly.
TTISE WORDS.
The flowers Ehed no tears.
What women Bay, men do.
Credit is the character of cash.
We lose the bud in the blossom.
Travel should be a great eduator.
Learn something from everything.
Covetonsncss is a chrysalis of crime.
Nature abhors a vacuum in the affec
tions. ; Avarice is a vise that squeezes men'f
souls.
! Injustice may begin before iU objed
exists. '
I m. - . , ,
L 1116 ?raoa thoot u h"
jlncurb,e
1 nappiness is to: pleasure aa home i
F a hoteL
The more we forget the better satis
lied we are.
Tho girl who doesn't think, seldom
Iets her parents think for her.
. v . . . 1
A little history every day makesa
m ou luiurueu man in lew yiearsi
I CuPlJ can' ahoot traip;ht. Hi4
frws never go through-the centers "ol
fW" , . ' ,
buffennir alone murht break the un-
r.iod BVirit. hut with tho prop of hap-
plneas " DQ W grace.
Ono sees how ridiculous or mis-
I'laoed ia a fashun or a pasaion only
fchen its days ox prestige are over.
One'a wiahea ara never so fully re-
fraed nd so prompUy zeented 'm
during the vociferous period of infancy.
I , .
uia ia an anrrL kabia man ara
iden IhTv gVow.l
MUwwida fnad n75'a
latlh on- the srat. .
- irri hs Oi i;..a v.-
1 are bora
dnarn tha
T''t.rtv"S
aim rni OAuur
" '"OCT"UO
In thO Century, Th. BentZOIl baS nd tne beet way to accomplish this result is to
fright and Gowlpy article On "Con- Hood's Sanaparllla, which will purify
reraaUon In France." The writer fLJ! gfrl Sarsa
lescribea at length and with great Hl UUU 15 ...
idmlratlon, the salon of Mme. An-. Jl A partita
aernon. whose Saturday dlnnera are wd TitaIl2e the blood --y
ne of the features of Paris social ti .treneth and st- II rCS
life.
nor Kurai ire cuowa wiia wt
most particular care, and she herself
lees that they take up only worthy
topics for discussion.
Some lazy minds think that con
renatton at Mme. Aubernon's din
oera must be wore rather than pleas
ure, and that she behaves among bei
ruesta like the leader of a symphony,
bringing each Instrument to action
or to silence. It is perfectly true
that she permits no private chats be
tween nelKbbors, which would be i
trespass against the good tradition!
of the eighteenth century; she flndi
It) Impolite and vulgar, injuriout
to the general effect; and when bj
tome rare chance it happens, she
rings a tlnr bell in the most decided
war. She was punished once forth
tyranny. While some one was speak
lng I think It was Bardoux, the
biographer of Chateaubriand's lovelj
friends, Mme. de Beaumont and
Mme. de (Justine, another guesl
whispered to the lady seated next U
him; the tinkling of the bell stopped
ma untimely words, when M. Bar
Soux had coded, Mme. Aubernor
bade the guilty one speak in hi:
turn.
"What bad you to say?" sho in
sulred.
"Ob, little, very little," be an
iwered in a rather distressed way.
"J am sure It wa9 something valu
able; we cannot afford to lose it
Iray, speak out:"
With hypocritical modesty the oth
er demurred. At last; with eyei
lowered upon his plate, be answered.
"1 was 6aylng I would willingly ha vi
taken a little more salad."
There was a laugh and 6ome con
fusion for .the autocrat. In truth
Mme. Aubernon deserves to be calh
by Dr. Holmes who, if he cboso
would bare the seat at her right
hand the autocrat of the dinner
table.
Kor are the Saturday dinners thi
only ones she gives; there is i
Wednesday dinner for younger anc
less well-trained guests dinners o
anarchists, as she calls them, be fori
tney get to be tamed aud broken t
harness.
HAD A POWER OF ETERNITY.
Mike Was Weak In Legal Lore bat Stroa)
la Dog and Una.
'Speaking of the term 'power o
attorney, ' " said a well-known lawye
the other day to a Kew York Even
log bun man, "reminds me of a lit
tie InUdent that occurred to Judgi
(- and myself last spring up if
pullivan County. We were out for i
Week's t routing and determined t
loach on the preserves of a Ushint
ilub which had secured control or thi
! river for a distance of several mile
fcnd where public Ashing was strict):
lorbldden. Tfe knew that part o
the creek was guarded by an ole
Irishman In the employ of the cluh
if bo patrolled the banks, accompanlec
by a feioclous-looklne bull dog and 1
fun identified with the revolutlonar
period, but we decided to taki
chances rather than return wltl
empty nreels. So on the followlni
piornlng Ji.st at the peep of day, w
ineaked up creek, through the woods
and struck in at a point just out o
tight of the club house. We bad 1
rlorlous time until about 9 o'clocl
Ind bad filled our creels to the crowd
Ing point when suddenly old Mike,
Witn bis dog and gun, appeared 00
the opposite bank. 'Hey, ye dlvlls
L'onie out c' thot!' he shouted. Wi
pretended not to hear, mcanwhllt
Edging over toward the opposite
tank.
: " 'Av ycz don't come out Oi'll sit
!ne dog on yezl roared Mika Thli
lime 1 looked up, but pretended noi
lo understand.
" 'Yes:' 1 shouted back, 'it's a flm
day!'
" 'A folne day is it?' bellowed tht
irate Celt: 'Shure ye'U think it's s
k dommed bad day If yez don't conn
ver here out o" thotl' And Mikt
began to Anger the antique musket
tmlnously. 1 began to think It wai
ime to temporize.
" 'By what authority do vou ordei
os out of this stream?' I asked as
severely as I could.
'Be what authority Is it?
(creamed Hike, 'be wat autoorlty;
IShure an' I'd have yez know thot
I've full power av eternity over thi
peek, an' av yez don't come out l'l
blow the top o' yer heads off.'
"This was too much. We didn'i
mine the dog or the gun, but a 'ful
power of eternity was something wt
Uidn't want to contend with, so w
fielded and left the stream. "
The Dome or the Capitol.
Id a sketch of "Washington as 1
Spectacle," in the Century. Marioc
Crawford says of the Capitol:
To the architect, the fact that thi
dome Is of Iron is a flaw In the no
blilty of the whole, but no ordinary
eye can detect the change of materia
at that elevation. There are houn
of the day, especially toward evenlni
In spring, when there is a wonderfu
fascination In the distant
Vlew ai I
1
one approaches the Capitol
aiOD.
reonsyivanla avenue. It baa a dls
tlnctoess of proportion with a soft
grace of outline, all In many tones ol
wnite against the misty evening sky,
Mien as cannot be likened to any thiol
In any other city. It suggests noth
ing ancient, nothing national, noth
log old-fashioned, and yet It ha
nothing distinctly modernfabout It
Symbolical, It may be, for one ma)
uuu aywuois inau tnat man buui
Sfnir ?r aU thal;,miIn caf I
think, and In nature for all that is
beyound man's skill and craft. Lcl !
it be a symbol, then, and a good 00
Of 80me good tiling. Calm, lovely,
bigh in air, with a beauty of lta own,
not beyond criticism, assuredly, bul j
pernaps ueyoua imitation arter lta
manner, crowned by the very band I-
wuia, m uuo v UJ, l UUC WUUKi
hands worked lovingly, let it be i
symbol It may be, not of the strife
which has been striven under It!
which honest strife njajr brio? us.
" I v .aaa w fwu 3 bass .U V
A HI hl Ciaapllasissis.
Jack I am coming to the conclu 1
ion that I must be something of ai
Idlut. May Dear me! Why? Jack
I bare noticed that the most Idl
otic fellows woo and win tho loreliest
Rlrlsand here I am after wlnnlm
the loreliest girl lo the world. Maj
On, Jack! (Ectutlo sllcncc)
Troth. Mlu Breezy Oh, what deliciout
dreams of bonnets they are folnf u
wear. And I know just the bonnet 1
Jtraotf 1 hjre It all In my mind now:
Mlfa Curtly My! An they so aw
fully small, tnenf Exchange
ThatTiredFeelinjr
fa due to an Impoverished condition of the
Hood, it should be overcome without delay. I
petite ana produce
prect and refreshing "w w "w w
deep. Be rare to get Ilood's Sanaparllla, and
Only Hood's.
Hood's Pills cure nausea, and biliousness.
THIS KNIFE !
Mafias ta lm zchsas '
VlnaSteol. Keen
Good, strowc nanoie.
w.itj m. i. .itmaM for SS Lars Uom Haass ens
from Linn CuOpa Wraptxra. and a utampto
par postage. Write "' Hat of nnr othor One Fre
iZO Unroa SU Toixoo, O.
WE HAVE!
limitel number of vrry line
steel ensraved conit s 'f Ocean
fteamshlps. especially suitable fur adornment
Bf ollice walls. These engravings are nf the
finest character and workmanship, in size
27x&! inches, copy of which we will take
pleasure in forwarding you upon receipt of DO
Cents to deira y the ex press charge.
F. Missler & Krimmert,
Bankers and Steamship Agents.
106 West St., Central Building, Kew York
1
j-ixtJite....jtiiaj-.Jti:r
MfiBttTM ftnd people
who bare vvk lungs or Ast-b-ma,
ftbould u4j Pto'Car for
Consumption. It baa m 4
aBtmaiao It dm not inint
efl one. It U not bad to take.
lb la toe best oough ifrup.
8oM cTerrwhere. SSc
SpeolBe Knawltdfe. :
Teacher Now, Mildred, suppose I
rive you and Freddie an apple di
vided into four pieces and Freddie
takes two of the pieces, how many
would you have left? Mildred Not
iny. Teacher Not any! I'm afraid
rou don't know the lesson. Mildred
Oh, it Isn't that, ma'am: you don't
know Freddie. Exchange.
Found a I'se for It.
Tiamp I'm very much obliged for
that piece of fresh bread you gave
me, mum. Young Housekeeper
You are welcome. Tramp Yes,
mum. It was a little too doughy to
cat, mum, but it tightened my leaky
j hoes up elegant. New York Week
ly. Similar Tastes.
"How nicely Bildad and his wife
ret along!" "Yes: their taste3 are
I liullar, you see. They both are fond j
i f men's company. He finds it at'
the cluh, and she at home in h'.s ab-
tencc."' Boston Exchange. I
Not Noticeable.
"Were you admiring my balhfng
suit?" she asked, as he stood on the
sand heap looking at her with ad
miration in his eyes. "So," he re
pl.ed, "I had not noticed yoi:rsuit"
2'cw 1 ork 1 res.
lerllnent and Impertinent.
The Governor My boy. if I bauu ..
toiled and slaved you could never
tarry on this way. Why don't vou
attend to business? The Wayward
Why? So your grandson can carry
on! Truth.
A Little Aanblaruooa.
"lteg tardon," said the missiuua y,
"but will you translate bis majesty's
remark again? IMd he tell bis daugh
ter lhat he was to bavcguests to din
ner or for dinner? Indianapolis
Journal.
Running.
How shall I enter the money the
lashier skipped with?" asked the
Iookkeeper; "under the profit and
oss?" "No; suppose you put It under
Ihe running expenses." Toronto re
porter. To Decide a Bet. :
Col. Henry House So I've caught
foil in the act of lifting my rooster,
have I? Uncle Mose Jes as I made
Ina bet, Mas'r House; he don't heft
into two poun's alongside o' mine.
A Great Advantaee.
Cvmbals Squlggles going to plav
the cornet? He'll never do anything
with It He has no lip at alt Ilnss
Mol But just think of his magnifi
cent check! Boston Transcript.
What II Was.
Tobby Fapa's the captain of our
ship and mamma's the ptlot. His
Teacher And what are you? Bobby
I'm the compass, I suppose they're
alwiys boxing me. Truth.
An Easy Position.
Dick Hello, Jim! Where do you
work now? Jim Work' What yer
givin' us? I don't work. I'm a
plumber's helper, 1 am. Boston
Transcript
Know Bow It Is Thtmselvea.
Inquiring Child Papa, why do
people cry at weddings? Papa (ab
stractedly) Most of 'em have been
married themselves. Pearson's
Weekly.
Si OO Rewarat. C100.
The reader of this naterwill be nleasf.l tn
learn that there ia at feast one dreaded discoae
that science has been able to cure in all its
staves, and that ia Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is the only ineltive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh beliis a const it u-
tionaldiaaase. requires a constitutional ireat-
. II .. M . V..Y. i.. .-I II.-
actliiK diractly on the blood an l tnuroassur-
aces nf tha sratem. thereby deatrnvirur the
foundation of thedlsxase, and girirnc the pa
tient strength by bulldintr up the const hut 11m
.1 ... ; . 1. ..-....!- 1 k
1 auii nna'Diius uuia iu uuiuq no " un
I proprietors have so mach faith in its enrative
rw-ffH. 1 lutt t hev offer One Hundred Do lara
for any case that it fails to cure. tSend for list
of testimonials. Address
F. J. Chejet Sc Co.,Toledo, O.
tC SoM br DrusKists. 70c.
Malebrancho became so excited when
rending anything that interested him
ih.ii,. ... ...mi. w:i o.
from palpitation of the hotrt.
,.
what uo ioa Take
Medicine for T Because you are tick and want
' 8ct well, or because you wish to prevent 111-
nc - Thcn rn,rmber tn od s sarsaparina
clKa " by lmpure bIood-
Purely vegetable llssd'i Pills !jc
l'ln nil., i I ,h 1 1 nns Z.lltMl mill' fit rn.
,niari laiii rnt strnots. and .too mii.-s
Df street car lines. It uroduces evcrv
ycar $500,000,000 worth of goods.
Dr. Kilmer' Swaar-ItooT cars
11 Kidnwj and Bladiler tronblasv
Pamphlet and Consultation free.
Laboratory Slnsbamtoa. SI. Y-
be famous Do Suusay wrote a folio
volume composed of panegyrics of per
sous whose name was Andrew, because
that was his own name.
Karl's Clover Root, the (rent bloo.l purifier. )
Hives freshness and clearness lo tne coinplciioa
and cure continuation Zjcts. 60 eta., ft.
Cardinal Kichelicu was a dramatic
writer of much ability. Several of his
plays aro included in the collection
of literary works of his time.
Tho Chinese stamp bars or ingots of r
- 11 FREE!
pld or silver with their weight and gentleman is a newsbrr? Oh, no!
fineness and pass from hand to band 1 He's merely carrying :.oioe bis Sun
as coiu. . day paif" Afknaw liavder.
MTJHH ANDTJBOWFA?
HEALTHY TONIO FOR INVAL.
IDS OF ALL KINDS.
Humorous Anecdotes Oleaaed from Tart
oos Boarc Something- to Bead Wblcl
wm mww. A,., sip wdi-B.tt
Tfca. Medici. When Take. Befor. B.
tiring.
Did Be Look l ike It?
The little boy baa come in with
his clothes torn, his bair full of dust
and his face bearing unm'stakable
marks of a severe conflict. "Ob,
Willie! Willie!" exclaimed bis
mother, "you have. disobeyed me
again. . ITow often have I told you
a. a 1 Ilk wli1rSif1 C I TlT A.
not mj piajr wh.ii.. V.Tiiil
1 look as if 1 had been
anybody?" Yojfuei
- . I.U
playing wuu
Quite L'nsjm pathetic
ird!e McUennepin and her broth
er were at the sea-shore. "Oh. see
that!" exclaimed Birdie. "See
what?" Inquired the stoical John.
Why, Eeo that little cloudlet just
above the wavelet like a tiny leaflet
dancing o'er the scene." "Oh, come,
you had better go out to the pump
let In the back yardlct and soak your
little headlet" Texas Sif tings. -
Not Natural.
"The clock," said the man who was
looking through the Senate cham
ber, "don't call out the hour no way,
does it?" "No," replied the guide.
"Whose DroDerty is !t?" "Why. it
belongs to the Union."
which?" To the Union."
don't strike? No, slree. Ye
fool me." Washington Star.
"To
"An'i
can't
A Plausible Explanation.
Son I simply can't get this lesson.
Father Don't give It up, Thomas.
Remember that G(n Grant's great'
successes were largely due to the fact
that He never knew when he was
licked. Son Then be must have
wrr-t i Yartfirrl In f Via coat, nf hie tmil- I
crs, same as Billy Brown does.
Judire.
Quite DifTerent.
"I hear that Miss Headhigh's en-1
aeeuicnt Is off." "Yes." "What's
the trouble?" "She made a mistake
In her dance's position.." "Why, ho
'. lunsa big summer l.otel, doc't be?" ,
,: ".She thought so. lie said he was a
' big summer hotel runner. And he
is." Exchange.
American weldings,
Foreigner Your young girls are
the pictures of health; but why t!o
the married women look so delicate?
A me lean Oh, they always work
themselves sick getting ready for the
wedding. New York Weekly.
Anxious to i'lease.
Mrs. Weeds (In a bookstore) Have
you got "Baxter's Saints' Best?"
Clarklets who used to work in a drug
store) No-o, I'm afraid not; but wo
ha e something just as good that we
put up ourselves.
Alas, Poor Tories!
"Ilave you heard about poor Jack
son' It's all over with him. He's
been buried alive " "Great beavens!
How'd it happen?" "Moved to
Brooklyn." New York World.
Origin of the Dollar Xark.
Not less than a score of theories havt
!ern advanced as to the origin of tho
dollar mark ($). Of these the St
Louis Republic believes the following
to be the most plans: ide :
1. That it is a combination of the
'U. S.," the initials of the United
States.
2. That it is a modification of tha
figure 8, the dollar formally called a
"piece of eight."
3. That it is derived from a repre
sentation of the Pillars of Hercules,
consisting of two neodle-like towers or
pillars connected with a scroll. Tha
old Spanish coins marked with the pil
lar device were frequently referred to
as "pillar dollars."
4. That it is a combination of "H.
S.," the ancient Roman mark of money1
unit.
5. That it is a combination of P. and
3. from peso duro, signifying "hardj
dollar." In Spanish accounts peso is)
contracted by writing the S over the
P and placing it after the sum.
According to one writer the symbol
of the dollar is a monogram of the let
ters "V," "S" and "J," the dollar be
in t originally a 'thaler" coined in the
valley o Sant Joach:r.i, Eoliemia, and
known as a "Joachim thaler," and the
monogram the initials of the words,
"Valley Sant Joachim." The editor
ef the London Whitehall Beview, a
very able writer, in giving his opinion
of "Reason No. 3, as given above, says :
"The American symbol for dollar is
taken from the Spanish dollar, and the
origin of the sign, of course, must be
looked for in associations of Spanish
coins. On the reverse aide of the
Spanish dollar is a representation of
the Pillars of Hercules, and around
iach pillar is a scroll with the inscrip
tion 'plus ultra.' This device in course
of time has degenerated into the sign
which at present stands for American
is well as Spanish dollars, The
scroll around the pillars represent the
two serpents sent by Juno to destroy
Hercules in his cradle."
A Monster Petrified Whale.
i awu uu iwu, a xxenenman at
tached to the surveying corps con-
ectea witn tne National Museum, San
ose, Costa Kica, reports a find nt
qual or greater value than the Mon-
ezuma (CoL), fossilized montr !
eo'e find is not a "Dinosaur" or oth
nlf mythical creature which the lansa
bf ages has transformed into stone, '
put a common everyday whale, 218
!'eet in length, with bones mineralized
tntil they are as hard as jasper and aa
heavy as load. The "Museo" officials
aro in a quandorr, and are debating
as to which would fao the cheapest, to
move their museum buildings over onto
the mountain range where the petri
fied monster lies, or to try to transfer
bis flinty remains to the Costa Rican
capital.
The point selected by this antedi
luvian giant when he concluded to j
giro up the ghost, along about the'
time of the close of the cretaceous or !
tome other geological period, is a rift '
between two mountain peaks, seventy-
two miles from San Jose and 3300 feet
abovo sea level. There must have been
a season of high waters la that section
at one time, father that or Del Mar's
fpecimca was a regular mountaip
climber. St. Louis Republic.
i
Aboat tho SUe of It.
Stranger (from Mars) Ton don't
mcin t0 tfn ,0 tnat weu dreased
afaacoU.
bold
which sapers.... .orni8bed
T a I I .rt 1 1 1
In
classes .ws hrffal
i.iinrt h.ffirars wuo
the long line oi
lne ui tha biff:
lina the entrances iu - mfi
a aYi n ww rr.ii .i isac smv
blind nan b o pec r o
r .mnnir them wno
xu --o ave their own rainers
glje ft tlon cannot leave the
from starvawu" ----- Tne
Sr. who have "sufficient interest
STKerVco-track owners , to JrtJ
Ttand outside the gates rear band
fort through the winter. -ew xor
World.
At the last census Nevada had only
I It.,. f hool nsc.
KJUV mi . a
France is imported irom
i ; .niv r-irbonate of lime,
fl 1,; acids, and burns
is ruij
into lime.
eoa
KNOWLEDGE
Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used? The many, who tet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting tho world's best products i to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
l.iv.ative principles embraced in tho
'laxative
. C .-n "PlCTH.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, tne reiresning auu.j
beneficial properties of fc perfect lax
ative ; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and feyerj
and permanently curing constipation.
It has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on tne jvju
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from,
every objectionable substance.
Svrup of Fipt if for sale br all d-ug-gisti
in 50c and $1 littles, but it i man
ufaetured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accent any substitute if ollered.
armors Famt!
I UPHOVE YOUrt PKOPEnTY an l avo-l P tying
A extravagant j.rf1ti t Tnit ant Mnnop
You cno matte it from 1 W to 0 mitts n trit 'Ion
principally out of matvriul! now uetcsr ' you.
No trouble lo mniititrlurr. No tleior.
Enornioin sav.iip. u:i runt ppiI dh uiatle aa r
1A I XT In the world. 1 he U. (Jovi raiticut h is
mcu uslu? this PA I .N T on Its war-f h jm for 6 y art.
Trie colors are Vuit, Mrawr, Ru, tir.iy, Drah,
Kc i, Salmon, ialght Brawn, Iarlc Brown, Moue
blare, etv.
Wiil mall yon formulas, with full tlfrect'nn for
any thive colors f'r ! any one color for ."illc.
The A IM'ih no t-xiM-rimon:; It ba been ma-le
and sol I, umler variou hraritls, for year. Thw I
youn-banee to avail youm-lf of the forinu'a, an l
Iiut your hotrsee at onc-:eiith the usual ot. We
are Incorporated untlcr H e laws of Can pive
the most trustworthy rf'renee, nnl n-ean Just
what we aay. TIIK FA IHIKKS' SPECIAL
TY I'O.a 417 Law UuilU nir. HALIIMOUK, J1JJ.
i B. BKKNT DOWN-, Screlary.
Terri nc Gy Glon b in Pii g 6 s
14 Pieoei Finest Anti.iuo carvel Out Suits at
I'iMSt or
11 I'u-eesat S!10.O0, incluainsr 1 r.ed-toaJ, 1
VahtHiil. 1 Bureau. 4 I'huirs, 1 llot-ker, 1 liuund
liu-k Mattress, I Woven Wire Spring. 2 Chicken
I'illowa 1 Holster, 1 I'ai lor Table.
Kim-st nnd best line of Mattresses. Springs,
Tables, lee iiuxci, l'urlor dtiiL, Couchea, Si'io
ltoHrds, Ktc
t'beapest and best line of Goods ever offered.
Goods shipped all over the country.
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EKAHKLIB COLLEGE. New Athens, O. Board,
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BEECHAM'S PILLS
r
(Vegretable)
What They Are For
Biliousness
dyspepsia
sick headache
bilious headache
indigestion
had taste in the mouth
foul breath
loss of appetite
when these conditions are caused by constipation ; and con
stipation is the most frequent cause of all of them.
One of the most important things for everybody to
learn is that constipation causes more than half the sick
ness in the world; and it can all be prevented. Co by
the book.
Write to B. F. Allen Company, 365 Canal street, New
York, for the little book on Constipation (its causes con
sequences and correction); sent free. If you arc not within
reach of a druggist, the pills will be sent by mail, 25 cents.
BSDES!
IS YGUR FAHlUfDlflR
C??r THI
niHJRAL WATLM IM THE MARKET.
mi
f trirfW,
ON 5ALE AT ALL THE LE AM!
l iwnuuHQR THE BOTTLER CEIL
Fool's Haste
IS
Hurry tho Work
PIERCE -CURE
OB 5IONEV IS nEriNDED.
Disease follows a run-down system with
the liver Inactive and tho blood disorti,.re
Pimples, Boils, Sorea, Carbuncles. Ulcers
and like manifestations of impure blood'
should be driven out of the system wiul
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
Mrs. Kens, of Bin e
IStn Street, Aw ywC
City, writes as follows-
"It pleases me to
state that 1 lind a run.
nina; sore upon dit
neck, and h4 it oer
sted upon three tirm.
and Btill it was not
cured. I was ulso run
down very mucd
There wns a dicpl. j
chans-e after usin nr
ricroc'a (ioldcn M-iIit-ai
Discovery.' I took a
few Itottlea and via
Boon cured. Ijjter my
hiiRlHnfl hnfl n 1 -
MB3. KCBW. behind his ear: lie irieil
vour medicine, and one botilo eurcd luui.
gh.il always rocoinmeud your uiediciuca.
Forheadach (whether slrk or nervous).ti,t,a,.,
neuralgia, rheumatism, tiinit.:.., paii,i un.
neaa in the back, spine or kidn- ys, .alns r..un i u
liver, pleurisy, swellln? of the joints an. I .:ii. ,., ,,,
kinds, the appllention of Itailu.iy h iteu.iv I;. ,,. ,
will afford Immediate ea-, aii'l it eontinueil im- f.,i
a few day eUects a permanent cure.
A CURE FOR ALL
Summer Complaints,
DYSENTERY, DIARRHEA,
CHOLERA MORBUS.
Ahalftoatfwpooufullof Rwuly Relief in n h o
tumbler of water, repeats! a often as tlie di-iiari
continue, and a ttannel saturat-! with Kfu-ly lu-, i. f
placed over the stomach or Lhjw la will ailonl imui.--Utute
relief and soon ertert a cur.
Intfrnully A half to a fc-asimonful in half a turn.
Iler of mater will in a fw niiuutt-s cure i.'r.iiii,
rsiiasiiis. tour Ftomarh, Nanwa, Vomiting, lln
burn, Nervounnetw, rleeptejtit-, .icic Jlfiuiaclt,
Hatulency and all Internal paliin.
Malaria In IU Various Forma Cured
and Prevented.
There to not a remedial aent tn th w orl'l that
will cure l-'everand Ak urid all othr nmla-i ujt
bilious and other fevers aided by KAlAVA Y 1'lLlj
au quickly KAUWA Vb KKADV Uhi.I KK.
J'rU jo ceuta ir bottle. bolU bv all drukiubt.
A Skin of Beauty is a Joy Forever
DR. T. FELIX GOUEAUD S
ORIENTAL CRKAM, orMAGlCAL BEAUT1F1ER
.5-2 wST removes Tan.
. .Moiri tHt-ti-i,Iljih
and iitn
it IsenM-s, ttji-1
everj blemish on
beauty and i1-fl-
flft-ctlo. On Iw
li ti-t It ha
ttnod the t-ht f
4.( years; rioth-r
h h s, uiid b m
harmlenH wetast ;
' It to Im" sure it h
1 prttjHTly mad'.
f erh-lt of
; name. T
no ctjinii-
sliiiliMr
nam. Tbt- di
timruLsh 1 (r. J..
A. Sayre said to alaly of the liaut-t'O (a i -atit-nt :
llAayoulttdiea will u them, I rtcommt n-t
'Oouraud'a Cream a the h uxt hurrnjul alt
the akin preparation."
One bottle will List six months, u!n It ev-r- -lay.
Also f'nudre Subtile reuioved su j erilLiuus liuir viiu
out injurv to the akin.
rtAll T. Hol'KI NS.Prnp. , 7 Great Jnnrp t.N. Y.
t or sale by alt Druists and Fancy Is lx-airs
throughout the L. S. i itrmd;i-, anl Ku:'..
jlif'lJewareof lla.-e inntatini. Jlmw 1-ward for
arrcfct and proof of any one mllins the swinu-.
3 S ifl Sm no SQifcAKfria
55. CORDOVAN.
FRCSCHA ENAMELLED CALF.
-:-.f5- Fif:EClF&!ft.MAai
4d."FCLICt,3S0LS.
-1 .-m fO.W0fiX!KiF...
'S.l.BOYS'SCHCriHCEj.
wp j -J
StNOfCRCATALCSUE
. WL-DOUCLAS,
DKOCKTON, -MASS.
Tob can savo money hy Tccnricff tho
; Ym L. Doaslaa SJ.OO thoc.
Deranar, we aro tho larcest manufacturer f
this grade of shoes ia tho world, and puaranteo thr.r
value by stamping the uanio and price on tto
bottom, which protect you acalnst hlh price ac l
the middleman's profits. Cur shoes e-iuai custom
work In style, easy flttfn? and wearirtf qnii:t;.-L
V.'e have them s dd very wh ore atlcw r prices f r
the value riyen than any other mat. Take no sub
stitute. If rour tcalrr cannot suppjj you. we can.
SIOOOkSt:
ifTf tM othfr ti'ms' Is
F nnl-r. rnlrl. n
ofli-r In HOME AMI (IMM'lll H.ttiA.
.I E. Pric. a cents. Farnple Mapaslne ra.u tie
seea and full particular, nbtnin-.i at this office. All
Kewsilealers, or 53 East linn Street, New Y- rk Cur.
fHlL4..lA. r.i.vrmln.11 ij. ijt'mniMi'.iv
Cousu.tsU.Hti tr. Vu4fTir-utm't .;i.-ln toi j mini.
aiubeiusctai. 6od tor free; at. ti,: .t. w a M. u3
l.baVrDUe-: i DR. . . ti . ' . V O lli
sallow skin
pimples
torpid liver
depression of spirits
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