PHOTOGRAPHED Ar fears, an ever-shifting shads The sunshine of thy t jage made; Thru, cpider-Iikr, the captive caught In meshes of immortal thought. E'en (o, with half-averted eye, Day after day I pats thee by, Till, suddenly, a rabtler art Enshrined thee in my heart of heart. 'jj, John B. Tabb, in Cosmopolitan. Defense of the Concho. WOITXEY. WAS young Leo from th old Trou' place thct cam lopin orer weth th' ncwr; an don't reckon bit bronco c'd o" held f''tn' pacetUrce min--.sv'v utes longer, when lh' boy rolled ofl an cried t' me, at be loosed th' cinch t' ease th' sorrel's breath : "Rope yer besl borse, Steve, an' an' load all yer guns I fer tu's fifty Pie gan imps howlio' down the valley, gatberin' stock an' ewearin' t' raid an' burn th' Silver Concho!" "Th Silver Concho 1" cried I, weth a gasp o' horror. I've been called "Cceur d'Or Steve," hunter an' guide, in th' North Country since long before t'a' cat tle ranches came, an' it's not hi n' new fer me t' fight redskins; but if th's a crea ture on th' face o' God's earth tbet 1 despise an dread it's a Piegan BlackfootJ utth his snc&kin' ways, only liise a Hash an' gone, wctb blood in his tracks, be fore y' c'n git th' charge in yer Winches ter er th' saddle onto yer Mjuse. "The Silver ConcboT'said I, know in' thct Terry Yfineton wife was alone over there weth her baby an th' Chines cook. Is th' sens straight, Lenl How'd y' hear about it?" 'Dpd Ktraifhtl I5i-n trot it in Shos- te-te an' drove up t' th' p'.ace an hour ago weth th' sickest lookin' stock y' evit taw ti:m hold tn' strings over." "An, now, Steve, if y'U give me a fresh horse fer y' c'n see thet Slonle'a clean Lu3!ed I'll go an' bring th1 roundup in. I don't reckon y'U want t stand oil no fifty Piegans single-handed, not ler veiv long, an' th boys is yer only show. Tiiere're on Painted Kibe, an' it's fifteen miles over, Thet pinto o' m ft half an' your '11 do it in an hour an' a half, an' th' boys won't cave up their stock none, comin' back, so y' c'n count on help in from three t' four hours, Steve, if y' c'n hold th' redskins level thet long." Lord, bow we did work! Itopin', an' f addlin', fiillin' and strappin' on ca'tridge belts, an'charin' guns an' Wincaeslerj. Thankin' th' Lord thet th' ca'tridge keg was raore'n half full; an' loadin 'em into every corner o' our clothes, where we r.'d make 'em stick. We made a quick job o' fr, fer I knew th' nature o' th' red cusses I'd got t deal weth too well t' take any cuauces on Ben's havir.' got much th' start of 'em, though he'd brought his heavy coacli Ben drives th' Orleans an' Fort Sublette coach; an' they say he's th' best reins man in th' Northwest. Three Fingered Ben down th' big Canyon o' th' Argali, a thing hardly ever done before or since, t' bring th' news; an' counted on bavin' got a few hours over th' thievin rascal?, j upper basin. Twas nierh sundown when our broncos struck th' trail down th' coulee,' on a slingin' lope; an' I took a look back at my sh- -k, thinlvin' most likely it 'u'd be in ashes before I saw th' place ag'in. Th' littlo valley lay quiet enough. 'Twas late in th' full, an' a touch a' smoke in th' air made me think o' burnin' ranches. A jackra'obit skittered by a headlous: race its if wurnin us t huiry along. An' th' chatter o th' prairie dogs had a sort o' piercin', un natural sound. Our horses' feet seemed t' keep time to a sort o'June "Pic;;n3, ride fast! P.egan3, ride fast!" beas out by th' click o' tu' iallin' hoof?, nu tu' hoot o' an owl chimed in on t'a' same key. Lcn's road lay th' same as mine fer a ouple o' miles, tut we scarcely spjko ill th' trail branched, an' singin' out, cou; till tu trail branched, an singi "Hang on by th' skin o' yer teeth till we get there!" he turned t th left aa struck out fer th' big plateau in th' Low er Lake basin, while I kept on don tu' coulee t th' Silver Concho ranctihouse. I didn't have t' put quirt or spur t' my horse; he knew whut I wanted by th tone o my voice an' th' touch o' my band on tu' rein, an' was layin' o.'f th' ground th' very best he knew how. Twas six good miles from th' bund, aa' it gave me time t study about th job I had on bund. A white man always feels like be c'd whip about five times bis own weight iu redskins, but I knew thet fifty of 'em an' Dlackfcct at thet was a mighty big contract fer a man o my size. An' then I thought about th' woman, an' th' baby. Y' see Perry Winston crime out here from lh' States a dozen years ago on account o' comcthin' bein' a little oil with one o' bis lungs an' hired me fer guide on a tang bunt up among th' Kockics; aa' I happened t' save bis life a time or two before we got back. O' course it was all in th' way o' business, cn whut u d be sure t happen to a i hair-brained kid o' a youngster lik Tas then; but Perry never fcrgot it, an' nd'thct 'this when he made up his mi country was good enough fer him, an' tettled down at th Concho, first as cow hand, an' then as manager an' imrtncr " hand, fln then a m.mfifer on imrtncr fer Perry's get money he use' t' smoke bis pipe, niffhts an' rainy days, over at ' c . my suiCi mnu about ns of en as he aid "? , . at home weth th' boys, Well, after a while he went b.ck t' see th' old folks, an' th' old place; , - ,1,1 it . I K-tt-ti-lTnoil lirstfiil.anmilitftrptl fpilpr. thct y d vow never knew he had suca a tin o it as a pair o' luos about him; but rollin' a little in bis gait, from sittin' close t' a stock saddle nine months in th' year. Th' next winter he went sg'n, an' luut time ho brought a wile name weth bim; th' prettiest an' best littio woman on th' northern runrre, as every man on th rivcr-cseciit th' fow thet's BT BABBIE T J. got wives o' their own '11 freely swear. , CuloP nf bead off. ' O' course I thou.-ht then thet it 'u'd',. Th' was uch a savage glitter in th' bo all weth me, but"cct a bit o' it. She ; iiUle heathen s eye. an' such a ring in was jo'tasmuca my friend as rer.-y , nl voice that I swullered f myself, th was, an' I taw him nigh as ol'cn as 1 1 1Tords 1 d MlJ a httle before, an did before, th' only difference bein' thct tclt 'f r th firat tirao tbet ta was tw l I went fth Concho, instead o his ridia' ! io th' fi3"tm thet night at th' Silver over t' my place, an' after a while thero Concho. . was th' baby thet 'u'd come t' mc after I Everything bavin been done thct could a big romp weth her father an' caddie j bo done, I cast a glanco around at th' her fluffy ve'.l.-.w head cg'ic my old can- oOxeiB. Th little girl had dropped off vas coat nu' drop o2E lo sleep. I tell y , 1 lccp an lay weth gulden bead on het when I thoa(ct o' how them red i-nps ' rm Id roluod her of her pillow as u'd dash her braiuj oat ag'iu th' wall , eet a pictura as a manV eyes ever an' trample Ler under their dirty moc-, restcd oa, ' a!1 vca 1 lookca at Ve"i casias I utslang my Winchester an' i Winston s wi.e. drove th steals into poor Tartar, that j She wasn t down m a heap on th' floor was mbasuria his leugth ct c rzrj stride an' pumpin' f;r breath like a broken winded steam engine a'.ready. It made me ssvsgo weth rage Srt a a then fursed mc isij lii' weakest coward thct ever looked danger is th' fare an' then t-jnied tail an' rvi away. Run we would, efast a WiaetoVs best Etcck conldearry us,an' !?are th' ranch t' burn. 1 Twas a pretty pi as, too, an' locked peaeetnl esoogb, uea'ied betwixt th bill n tH ilTt; flaaked oa cae side bj iti'esna'.corralA. sa'jicks ta.bsaM roomTIer UIS Cow-nands on th other weth out cellars, milk-room an' icehouw built in t th' hill at th' back, showm bow comfortable it all was. Ta' Concho was a big outSt an Perry bein' a part ner bad fixed things up a deal ahead o' th' average ranch houss, an' it seemed a pity t' leave it t' make a bonfire fer th cussed redskins, bat all I could think of then was th' safety of iln. Winston an' her baby, an' when Tartar brought wets a grunt ag'in' th' gate o' th' corral; an.' I saw, at a glance, thct it, an' th' stable beyond was bare o hoof er heel empty ai an alkali hol in August I turned nigh sick with fear an' dread o' whul was before us. Well, I rode on. . I felt pretty sur thet Mrs. Winston's oxn saddler a biz Oregon horse. 03 fast as anything on th' river must be somewhat about th' place; most likely tiey bad him up close t th' bouse fer some reason er other. J rodd up t' th' open door. I cd catch a glitnpse through it o' Wing Lee, th Heathen Ciiineso thet did th' cookin', letti'n t'a' table fer supper, an' cried out t' Sirs. Winston, who cams outside t' meet mc. "Whut horses is tV on th' placet" "Not one left," said she. "Perrj lent orer fer Bueno yesterday, two of his itring nave i aiiea lame ana one got a kink la his Bosk. Cut what's the matter, Steve, that makes you want to borrow?" I tron;r off o' my own borse an' took t look at him. Ilia bead went down aa' his Banks was workin like a force-pump with every breath; if I'd only saved him up a little bo might o1 been able t' git u; i mile or two up into th' bills, but il want no use t' think about thet now. Call Wing Lee!'' cried I, catchin' uj the baby thet came toddlin' up t' me. "an' coir.o into th' big room. We've gol t' barricade it aj'in ta' Piegansl" The Silver Conano was one o' th' fetl frame buildin's on th' Argall, made o wme o th' first lumber ever turned oul by th' sawmill over in Pine Tree gulch. But whut they call th' "big room" was 'older n the rest, an was made o' hewn log', well bailt an pointed, an' . weth I good strong s'lutters t' th' doors an' win dows. In th' first place Perry used it fci ' saddle room, but it was so Urge an' st comfortable warm ia winter an' cool it ! summer thet his wife took a fancy to it tn' how it was th' regular livin' room o th' family. Twas far stronger than th' rest o th' home, an' I saw thet there was here our stand 'u'd have t' bs made. They got into it through a narrow pas lage way which was shut oil from th' aiain' room by a good stout d or. Sioul , enough; but uot like t' stand long ag'ic 1 th hatchets o' a dozjn Piegan braves! An' I knew thct little entry was where th' battle 'u'd bo fought out t' th b!oo Jj end. Well, we didn't stop t' think er talk much, but just got hard at it, doin' t ie work before us. Mrs. Winston din't need t' bo told anything, she was sa brave an' so ready; aa' th' Chinarain buckled to in a way that I hadn't be lieved was iu him. If he'd dodged into some bolo er crawled out t' save his own skin by givia' us away t' the B;ac!tfeet, I shouldn't a wondered at it; but there he wu wor'.iin' like a white maa; helpin' me t' drig th mattresses oil o' th' beds, an' j.im 'em ag'iu th' outii le door, turnin' th' piaqp up on end t' hold 'em in plice; an' crowd tU win dows full o pillows an' bed blankets, an' barricade 'em th' best we could weth lb' rest o' th furniture; hopiu' t' deaden th' force o" th ballets thet we knew M bj flyin' like hail in a big storm before long. All this time Mrs. Winston had been i ransacxin th' men's quarters, th bunk- house an' Perry's saddle room, an' bringin' ia all th' guns an' ca'tridges she could lay hands on. She'd led Tartar into th safest cornet an' close t' his head pulled her baby's cradle, an' there th' little one sat crowin' an' reachin' out her tiny pink fists t' th' j tired broncho thet only blinked his eyes at her, bein too dead beat by his eignt- niile tun t' raise his head, though he knew her well an' th' lumps o' sug"r her mother 'd taught her t' feed him. An' then, spreaJin' out a big t:ble, she gat all th' guns together, a i putriu' ia frej'i charges laid 'em out in order, rca ly t' band when I came t' nce.l 'em. Th' was quite a show. ' Perry a "tt ia Chester an' mine, an' aa o!d-fah )aei muzz'.eloader thet lookel liable to do as much barm at one end as th' other; two cood sixshooters, left at home by som; o' the boys, mounted Smith and Weapon Lesides tU two tact was in my belt; aa' an old powder-sn'-ba'il Colts thet she could n't tiad any caps fer, an' so wai; want no good, except t' club. Sae pu 'em all in as good shape as she knevi how, an' then looked t mo fer fresa orders. By this time I'd got things a: near on a war footin as I could, m turned t' take a look at th' Chin i v " D'y"know ho-v i" ':r. -i f aid I. C'n y shoot an Indian dog. thet'll surely kill you if y' let him go?" Wing Leo shook his head. I saw how it wh; he'd stick by me, an' obey er der?, but I couldn't count on him fci much more then thct. I looked at Mrs. Winston. " Steve,'aid she, "what is it? Can I do it!" "It's th' windows," said. I. "Th' door's pretty safe fer a while anyhow, but they'll crowd t' th' windows, an th1 firsthand or head thct . shows must be riddled quickly. I've cot my work cut ' out; it's t' hold t'a entry, an I want you t stand behind me, cut o ranee, o - 1 i - i ,1 V - XT : must go th' rounds an give 'em a chance l' c00o!l a Ii"le; at' ftov, fTerjtaing blj ti' r lurk r- luf snn IpaiP TT hiimlHilfK tisc, j uiuiu k ici jiio nail, vu itjuuiuiilu ! part o a second; fer they've cot t be ! i 4. ... i r 1 . .r . . 1 . in' r nirQtn rtimrrr fit nv nncf T if thuo Gad out thet th'j only one man here, l th ,A t. : i. 4.ii i. -ii i . . ., , T , ,r : weth us. But, thank the Lord, tha P11 l li"3' WrrethI'J. ' ,0? iir uii;, i m u Biduu cm vik atL uiuv nu .i 4. ,u ui.. u..i ;rT.n'ii nni:. . ,UVIf fc 1 T. 11 V . V VDUU, IUV1 4. u". I a; 1 I. I . J . . ? . no tfme enough. But there's th' win iowsl" Just then Wing Lee ran in from th' kitchen. "China boy heap likeo blig knife!" rried he, holdin' upth hu?e buck-hand led carvin' knife. ."Indian stlick be Land in th' window. I chlop 'm off 1UI1CK-... liiC ,ie uea". ?. la0 ne CJ ujia viLt uci uaucj , uu. bluuvj, linn th' bravo woman she was, weth one hand on th' foot o' ber baby's cradlo an th' other sort o' horeria' orcr th Winches ter t'jet she wu all reaijr t hand me th' . inmaia 1 neetSea it : aa" ter lace set aa' ! 'white, but es etedy as a rock, weth Ibet awful Isek o' Ustoaia on it thct wo 't alt wore. j ! I looked at her, aV as I gazed th' . cioads seemed t eort o lift aa' I Saw) o'ea t' th' bottom o' mT owa hears nn' kam that if my rery Jie an'.aooPo'd do any good t' her or t' th ones thct bet 1 heart was set on, I'd drag 'em out, glad 1 fy, an throw 'em down before her. An ' as I kept on lookin', for her eyes was oi ' th' cradle an she wasn't takin' any no tice o me, an' thought o th' fate the might be in store fer her before th garni) -we'd got ready fer was played t b' finisl rhe Secret Very Soon TJaeertala. tbet night, 1 promised my sen, nrm . an true, tbet if it cams t' the worst sh should bare my labt ca'tridge full in ha pure, lovin' heart t' send ber straight t Heaven safe an' easy. -r An' then I thought o til baby; an though I knew what a slim chance th was thet th' redikins 'u'd load them selves weth live plunder, knowin well bew swift an' bot th' pursuit 'u'd be ctill th' wai a chance. If th' fiendi brained ber, it 'u'd be nigh as short an merciful as my bullet; an' if they die take her off alive, o' course I knew Win ston VI bare every man on th' Northers .range out after 'e n an wipe th' whole Blackfoot nation o2 n' th face o' th earth but what he'd bring her back. Twas torture t' me t' think o' ber in th bands o' th' dirty brutes, but th' was i chanee aa' I knew I'd got t' resk it. ; As fer th' Chinaman well, we wai men, an' 'u'd bare t' take whut came oui way. - - - If they only didn't set us on fire 1 Thet was th' terrible fear in my mind, though I hadn't mentioned it t th' others. , But then, on the other band bark! At last my strained ear bad caught th' long dreaded sound. Th' thud, thud! o horses feet on a lonr, steady tralloo, I looked at Mrs. Winston, an as her eys met mine, I saw thet she beard it too,1 an' that at last our time had come. I Kobody moved after th' sort o' wavi thet seemed t' pass over us jest at first Everything was ready an there wai oothin' t be done till th attack came. Thud, thudl nearer, now; quite plain t'.our strained bearin. Clickl Overt lh' log bridge, ao thud, thudl up th', aill quite close up t' th' bouse an'i then, all at once, silence! I I never want t' live through thet five minutes ag'in. Where was they? Dis nounted au' s urjuadin' tt ' ho i-ei ;reepin up, weth nainiu torcues, t hri ;h' place over our beads aa drive us out, : ike rats from a sinkin'shipi Crawlin' y scores through th' near buildin' t' ihrow themselves on the door, aa' burst n' it weth a rush, overpower me befere I c'd fire a shot? Sh 1 Is thet step utsidef A band on th' door? "Now, then, Mre. Winston; steady nth the guMl " "Steve Steve Scarrettl" Twai a, erry Winston s welcome hail. "Are rou there, Steve? And safe? Open the loor, man! Mary, darling! Never mind Steve, but cry it out in my arms, love. Thanking God, as I do, that it isn't you mat's lying out and burned to death in ihe ashes of your own home as poor, AI Tyndafs wife and babies are this night. Holly." Where's young Lea Troule at?" satd f, rather gruff, from th' feeliu' o telici ibet had sort o' surged up into my throat ind choked my voice at th' bearin' an' light o' Perry. "All right, Steve, outside with th: 5ovs. We met him five miles below the lead, with the welcome news that you'd some over bere to tako care of mj oeople; but we'd already heard that the Piegans were down and had raided the 'Three-Bar' and were hard on our waj op to look out for my wife and fight the Susses if we can lay our hands on them. "You gave us a tremendous scare wit', your dark house, Steve. I could 't make it out, but was inc'ine I ti '' that they'd cleaned you out, garrisoned the place and that an attack from us would be the signal for the murder of any of you that were left alive. Thank God I once more, that it's all rigbt. 'George I Steve, you're ready for a siege, herel You could stand off a regi ment if they charged ia small platoons. Wing, my brave boy, I see you meant to cirve Piegans with that knife. Go and turn it loose on a bam, and knock us up some supper lively, for we must hit the trail north before it gets cold. "You'll come along, Steve, of course. There'll be no more danger here this year, Molly, and pleae God I we'll fix it this time so there'll never be another Piegan raid into the Ccaar d'Or country." San Francisco Examiner. Bird's Eye YIew of Uganda. The littlo Kingdom of Uganda is at present in the focus of tho public eye. Whether or not England will extend a protectorate over it is one of the serious questions which Mr. Gladstone's Govern ment will have to decide, and on this decision rests the welfare of many thou sands of natives and large and rapidly following gives an idea of the country: i"ch?" Puck. Uganda is part of tho Imperial British East African Company's possessions, I uks FAHJE3 IJKB soy. which were ceded to them in 188Sby! Peter Pawling, Sr. "Out after fcouri the Sultan on a fifty years' lease at an aain, hey?" annual rental of $80,000. British East j peter Pawling. Jr. "Only ten min Africa extends along the Zanzibar coast utes late." 400 miles southward from the motth oi i Peter Pawling, Sr. "Go at once tc the Juba River, almost to Zanzibar. It ' ronr room, sir, lock yourself in and is a narrow wedge reaching from the bring me the key. This thoughless coast inland in a northwesterly direction Dess mUst be checked." Vogue, to Nubia and the sources of the Nile. It I is bounded on the southern part by Gcr- j man East Africa and the Congo Free ' State, and oa the north by Abyssinia j anu oomai, containing in ait aimosi one million square miles. The customs in IsSo amoaintcu to $36,000, in 1839 to $36,000, in 189 J to $70,000, and in the last two years hai been rapidly increasing. Treaty have ,rseJf ,tonlld vith a dog lit, been made with the tribes between the -J, . ?. , , . , , , . that. uood iNews. coast and the Nyanza lakes, the sources . of the Nile, by which free access is given J mAmufr to tho rich country of Urganrla, lyinjj' ' ..... just to the west of Victoria Nyarza..' His wife went away for a birthday Three hundred miles of this inland to her mother, and he gave net journey can be made on the River Tana, exactly the tfost of ber fare back and which flows in a southwesterly directioa forth. almost through the centre of tho ter- ''But I won't ihave anytlungtc spend ritory. The trade, at present prin- ! while I'm there," objected hw cioallyinthe hands of Binian or East "Yes, youwill," answered the wretch, Indian merchants, consist of exports of "you'll have ycrar birthday to epand. cloves, sesame seed, ivory, india rubber, .Detroit Free-Press, gum, copra, coir, orchella weed, hides, ' etc., and the imports of Manchester i axxiiojikced absok. goods, iron and copper wire, beads and ! Groonb "Hotk much do I owe yon ?" articles of barter. 1 Clergyman "HJm er whatever yam The country is being peacefully opened think v3ur wife id worth." by exploring caravans bearing trada trnn'h Thm rnmntnf In tnntm Iimq u iare force officered by Englishmen,! but the natives are peaceful and inclined u. 5j -i v: gradually abolished. A coast railway, telegraphs, a submarine cable to Zusiblr 3 1 and substantial dock and haroor im provements are among the latest English introductioas. The jealousy of the other Governments, which surround these possessions ani the Tagueoess of these ucsurreyed "arid undefined boundaries hare already1 aroused some friction ia European diplo matic circles, and there will probably ba much more before the boundary question is definitely settled. This rich littlo principality may yet play no insigaifieine part ia English politics New Yoric Mail and Express. j In Germany they have been analy ing and experimenting with dust swept from the floors, scats and walls of th railway coaches. One hundred ant: seventeen animals were inoculatec'l with this dust ; many died of various contagious diseases, three of market: tuberculcsis. ... . , . I t the bird With the brighft- t plumage, t&at sings the sweetesS, BUDGET OF FUN. dl'MOROUS BKJCTCHKS FR63 - VARIOUS SOURCES. ' Are What Be Waatcd-Sx. plained --Some De.y Sbe Can't CalcaUte Ete. To patienoe and philosophy. Beyond all doubt er question, A man may surely eome if be Take ears of hie digestion. Washington Star. EOXa SAT. Miss "Withers 'Til never inarrr.". Miss Prime "Don't say that. Bome pna may leave you a fortune some day. t-Life. SEX CAIS'T CAXiCTJSlAXK. ''Women have no bead for figures. i ' That's so. My wife insists that she! js only two years older now than she! (-as in 1883." Juclt Chimmie "I wonder why dem swell, frees coats is cut away so in front fer ?"j Chonny "So's a feller kin gits bin bands in his pockets easy, I s'spose.'1 Puck. THE 7BOPKR WAT. Olive "Ha bad been refused by all tie girls in our set before sbe accepted bim." Violet "So be was well shaken b- fore taken?" Judge. TEST BOOK. Jasper "So man is ever too old to learn." t.,.. Jumnupve "2f o. but it is wonder fnl how tbey ail get too old to want f i-B- xw York Herald. Mr. Oldbeau (growing romantic) 'Ah, bow I wish I bad lived in the knightly days of old. Miss Younrrthing ((rowing weary "Didn't you?" New York Weekly. WENT WITH THE BEST. He "We had a terrible storm at sea coming over, and I was quite alarmed." She "Did von retain vour presence Ho "Xo. That went with the rei-t." AX AUTHORITY. Bessie "I am told that Flora Tan Pelt is the sweetest, prettiest, most graceful and accomplished gixl in the city." Kitty "Who says so? Bessie "She does." Truth. WHAT EE WASTED. He "I have come back to aslt foi your hr.nd." She (Boston) "Well, I fear I could not endure the surgical operation. 1 am afraid you will be forced to taki me with it." New York Herald. COIJJSlOJt OF IDEAS. Beggy Backbay "Miss de Mudd. are you at all interested in phychol- Miss deMudd "Oh, yes; very muct indeed! But I know I would breal my neck if I tried to ride one." Puck. riXNTX CP COMPANY. Mrs. Suburb "What is your objec tion to the country?" Domestic "I am afraid I'll b lonely." Mrs. Suburb "Impossible. Then are sixteen in tha family." New Yorl Weekly. ttth CLAIM TO FAKE. "You greet that lady with great de ference, Maud. Who is she?" "She? WTiy she is Mrs. Quixea She is literary." "What has she written?" "Oh, she has just had an article re jected by one of the reviews." Bo6tc Globe. AN ADVANTAGE. Hobson "There's one advantage it being poor." Dobson "I'd like to know it" Hobson "Didn't you ever notice that self-righteous and glorified feeling a poor man has when he tells you ho charitable he would be if he we BOT HONOX First Boy "Whose dog it: t Second Boy "Mine" "Will he bite?" "Yep." 'If I'd kicb you, would be bite nup? You bet he would." "Hnhl Yon orter be 'shamed o - ' trp to ao. Elder "Berry Leastways, 1 hirdi v' tiermnns are always Er. le. Mrs. Berry flow. EWer Jierry-TJ jrough the dogdaya ' be gives .... n . Vi . MAiinrsin nnn cross us Mose on the mountain and cross ing the Eed Sea, but 'long aoout Ctirlstmi s look out for a series ou fire and brimstone. ' They Oua-bt to HaT Bobby (at his history lesson"! Oh, bother! -what's the rood of studying history? Fond Parent A Rood deal of good, Bobby. It shows the ignor unx ways of our ancestors ana teaches to avoid them. Bobby Weil, why didn't they study hlshory? That v.iould have let ul out. ? It ! -oa rorever. TTnrArlv Prt TOU BUDTD0S6 that when these comttiittees have finished their investigating all these eviu was be put a stop to? Auaten I don'l know. There Is one thing la Ke" York that nolwdy can stop. Daverlj "What's that? Austen A cable car N. Y. WorlcL Wk think the f unniest.thlng la tlx world ds a coy od thins, w - I HOTJSEHOIJ) MiTysM. ' rOTAXaES) UBVAIXT BABXXLT COOEXXV The great injury to potatoes in cook hag ia from boiling too rapidly. They should be placed over a moderate fire and boiled slowly, and when apparent ly nearly done, a small quantity of cold water should be thrown in, in or der to retard the effect of the heat When allowing it to boil the second time. California Fruit-Grower. SELECTTJfa BOPE USES'. In selecting rope linen for embroid ery take a bit 'of the thread between the thumb and fingers of both hands and rub it gently ; then draw the fin gers over it lengthwise. If it splits or breaks or frays with any degree of roughness discard it as entirely worth less. Most of the cheap threads ere nothing more or less than jute and are designed only to selL More than one person has tried to work linen and found it so lumpy and rough and disa greeable looking that it was given up in despair, sometimes without finishing the piece. First-class linen may be tested in the way described and will re main almost entirely smooth. The finer grades may be scraped repeatedly with the thumbnail without producing any roughness. New York World. GOOD FOOD HOT THE DEAREST. By slow process of cooling, such as rtewing, brazing, etc., says loa, it is possible to produce palatable and nutritious food from the cheapest cute of meat. If one will select the fish that is abundant in that neighbor hood where he lives, rather than the rarer kinds, it may, with a littlo care and skill in the preparation, be made to rival the more expensive kinds. Green vegetables are never cheap when they first come, nor when the season for them is nearly over; but when the market is supplied in abun dance they are not only cheaper, but, being grown nearer home, are better. It will be best, therefore, to use these vegetables only when tht'y are cheap. A fresh vegetable diet is not cheap in a large city. Still frash vegetables are necessary to perfect health, and they c.n,,11 Ym nrnvided for the table when ever they are in season and within one's means. Macaroni, rice, dried bean?, etc., are economical ana nutri tious. . . . Canned corn, when of the best kind. is a nioet satisfactory vegetable ; so are canned tomatoes, which can be served in soupp, Bauces, and as a vegetaDie, cimnlv Htewed or escalloped. Cheese, when properly cooked, is healhful and nutritious. In a perfect Welsh rare bit, or when toasted or combined with macaroni, cheese makes an appetizing-, wholesome and economical dish. FBESEBVX MAKING. Only the most perfect and best fla vored fruit should be used in making preserves, says iaiza i-arser ia mo Courier-Journul. x.quai quantities ui fruit and sugar Bhould be used if the preserves are to be first-class, though fruit that is not acid may bo made with less, but must be sealed in order to keep. Small fruits should be cooked slowly half an hour or more ; larger fruits, pared, end put in tho syrup, and cooked slowly until clear and ten der. Small jars are best for preserves, thereby prevent opening a larger quan tity than is needed. Haste is necessary in preserving, as the natural flavor of all fruit is thus more readily retained. Peach Preserves Pare good, firm peaches, and remove the seed, make a syrup of as many pounds of sugar as fruit, in which boil half a dozen seeds after cracking. When clear add the peaches, and- cook gently for twenty minutes, skim out the fruit, and 6et aside to cool; boil th9 syrup until thick, return tie peaches, and boil un til clear. Put in glass jars. Crab Apple Preserves Select perfect ripe crab apples, put in a kettle, cover with boiling water, to wmcn aua a small lump of alum. Take the fruit from the water, and rub the 6kin off with a cloth, but leave on the stems. Strain the water, add as many pounds of sugar as vou have fruit, and boil to a syrup, drop the crab apples in and cook slow ly until clear. Tako up carefully, boil the syrup low and pour over. Citron Preserves fare on the outer ikin. cut in halves, remove tho seeds nd cut each half in small pieces. Put them in a stone jar, add half a teacup if salt to every six pounds of citron. Cover with cold water, and set aside for 5ve hours j drain and cover with fresh jold water. Soak two hours. Dissolve i teaspoonful of powdered alum in two juarts of boiling water, add the citron, et boil five minutes. ' Drain. Make a ryrup, allowing a pound of sugar for a sound of frnit. Put in the citron, and nmmer until tender. Sift carefully xom the kettle with a skimmer, lay on i dish and set in the sun two or three lours. Add the juice of two lemons !or every ten pounds of fruit to the ryrup. Boil gently for fifteen minutes. Put the citron in jars, and pour the oiling syrup over. Watermelon rinds nay be preserved in the same way. Plum Preserves Allow equal quan aties of sugar and fruit, add sufficient rater to make rich syrup, boil and pour ver the plums, let stand over night. !n the morning drain off the syrup, put n a kettle, add the plums, let boil half in hour, take up, and put in glass jars. Blackberry Preserves Pick the ber ies over carefully, put a pound of fruit o a pound of berries. Let stand with he sugar over for fivo or six hours. Soil slowly half an hour. Orape Preserves Pick grapes from he stems, pick and put in a kettle, ook until the seeds are loose ; strain, reigh with the skins, and to every pound JJow a pound of sugar. Put the grapes n a kettle, let boil, add the sugar, and ok slowly until thick and clear. Quince Preserves Pare and core tha ruit, boil In clear water unil tender ; aake a syrup with a pound of sugar to i pound of fruit, and boil the quinces p it until clear. nu Calllnc Father (despondently) 1 am at a toss to know what, James will be woen ne stows up. xie is wo iuuu- , lent to learn anything and simply! knows nothing of what is Koing on i around him. Old Friend Why don't you make bim a professional Jury-' man. Life f Cause of Death. You say my beloved predecessor died of a very trilling cause?" asked the newly arrived missionary ot tbe South Sea Island Kinir. "Yes," re plied the sable monarch, with a rumi nating glance at his favorite copper I kettle; "yes, he died of a mere boiL" . Explained. Banks The danger from drink Is j In the angle of observation. Tanks wuab uu jruu iseau; Dau an When your elbow makes too many acute angles a crooked line becomes tbe only possible distance between two given points. New York World. When we are living to do good we can depend oa God and angels to In Hot Weather Somethlns Is needed to keep W PPute utrestion and sir rood, healthful sleep. For these purposes Hooa s wisBpnu u-yoocrs Saraa parilla lUrly adapted. As : ures blood purifier it has no equal, and it Is chief- It bv its nower to make pare blood that It has won such iame as a cure for scrofula, salt rheum. and other similar diseases. " Hood's P11U care headache and Indigestion. The "Breathing' of a Locomotive. The "breathing" of a locomotive that is to say, the number of puffs given by a railway engine during its journey depends entirely upon the circumference of its driving-wheels. No matter what the rate of Fpeed may be, for every one round of the driving wheels, a locomotive will give four puffs, two out of each cylinder, the ivlinders being double. The sizes of driving-wheels vary, jome being eighteen, nineteen, twenty, and even twenty-two feet in circumfer ence, although they are generally mad bout twenty feet. The express speed varies from fifty four to fifty-eight mile an hour. Tak circumference of the driving-wheel to be twenty feet ana , the speed per hour fifty miles, a loco motive will give, going at express Bpeed, 880 puffs per minute, or 52,800 puffs per hour, the wheel revolving 13,200 times in sixty minutes, giving 100G puffs per mile. Therefore an ex press going from London to Liverpool, a distance of 201 f miles, will throw out 213,048 puffs before arriving at its stination. " Paring the tourist season of 1888 the journey from London to Edinburgh was accomplished in less than eight hours, the distance being 401 miles, giving a speed of fifty miles an hour. A. locomotive of an express train from T.nnArm ta Edinburgh, subject to the shove conditions, will give 423,456 uffs. Yankee Blade. Creaking Boots. The creaking of a boot has nothing whatsoever to do with the class ot leather out of which His constructed. It creaks for the following reasons: Every sole of a boot is composed of two separate pieces of leather. In walkinir, these two pieces ot leather. In spite of their being sewed firmly together, often rub against each other, and hence the noise. But a boot does not always creak at the sole. It mar como from the heel, and then it Is caused by what J is known as the "stlffener," or the material which is put in to make the leather which covers the heel stiff, becoming loose and moving about. The cure fur the creaking sole is as follows: The second 6ole must bo taken off, and some soft material, like felt, placed between the two soles, and thenceforth the boots will be noiseless. If it Is the heel that is at fault, sewed in, and some French chalk may be put In between It and the leather, thereby lessening the iric- J, .Mr hVnn i. JT tion br which the noise is caused, Sometimes standing the 60les of a jair of creaking boots in oil for twenty-four hours will have the de sired effect, but this remedy is not always successful. Pure and Wholesome Quality Commends to public approval the Cali fornia liquid laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs. It is pleasant to the taste and by acting gently on the kidneys, liver and bowels to cleanse the system ef fectually, it promotes the health and comfort of all who use it, and with millions it is the best and only remedy. The French chemist, Kerthelot, pre- diets that a hundred years hence food will consist of pillules of highly con - centrated nitrogeu, fat, starch and sugar, and meals r id chemisU. us ordered from ITaw'a This t We offer One Hundred Hollars Tie ward f"t any case of Catarrh th&tcauu-.t be cured Ly Hall's Catarrh Cure. , F. J.Oheket & Co., rrons., Toledo, O. w th. iinriersiirnod. Lave known r . J. Che ney for the last 15 years, and believe bim per fectly nonoraiue m cm, muuin. and financially able to carry out any obliga tion made by their Arm. West & Tkuax, Wholesale Druggists, Tolcdoj WALniso. Kt!fAtf & Marvin, 'Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. IIa'1'8 Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, act ing directly upon thebiood and mucous sur laces of the system. Price, 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. Lcnhnek snvs that 4,000,000 webs spun by young spiders wheu tbey first begin to use the spinneret are not, u twisted together, as great in diameter as a hair from a human head. Pasteur, the French scientist, has shown that fruits and vegetables, when undergoing even partial decay, contain bacteria, which, if taken into tne sto mach, may cause disease. Pr. Kilmer's Swamr-RooT cores all Kidney and Bladder troubles. Pamphlet and Consultation free. Laboratory Blnrhamton. M. X. The sewage of Los Angeles, Cal., is conveyed sixteen miles out into tbe Pacific ocean and there finds and exit thirty feet below the surface of the water. Karl's Clover Root, the great blood pnrincr, gives freshness and clearness to the complexion and cares constinatioa 26 cts. 60 cts., SI. A noted botauist is-authority for.lnBs at the seashore;" Joss "We the statement that among all the leaves : dance together and then go out and nf mparlow. field and forest, there are look through .the telescope at the no two that are exactly alike, If afflicted wltn soreeyes use Dr. Isaac Thomp . son'sEYe-waler.Iruai2lstsseU at2oe.netbottle. A Bad Beg-lnnlng. Mother What! Do you mean to tell me that during your wedding tour you mended your husband's clothes? My! my! "What could have possessed you? Bride Dear me! What's the mat ,er? Mother You foolish girl! Now he'll expect vou to keep on doing it. New York Weekly. One letter Changed. "And do you mean to say," said : the man who likes ornamental . phrases; "that h's senatorial pros pects lie wrecked among tbe break. t cia. .iuv auiuut lug uicHCia among the brokers." Washincton I Star. The Kzeeptloa. Primus Your theory about moral suason with children Is pretty enough, but have you ever known it to work? Secundus Why, yes; I've never had to strike a child of mine save In self-defense. Judge. Why? Host Are you la defct young man? "No." "Have you a mother-in-law?" "No." "Married?" "No." "Him- melkreuzdonnenretter!" Why, then, j So you drlok only three glasses beer?" Fliegeodefilattec. i A LITTLE EDEN. 1 A. Amorleaa'a Odd sd Fr-P tlo sUoxdom Amid all the trouble to present worrying the nders of the ; nth Pacific there la peace and mcnty on one of the isles. There Co flourishes in untold quanti ties; there are cocoanuts Pitiful enough for armies of apes to .play base ball with, and the natives are absolutely friendly with one another, knowing not the hideous war club. The little Eden referred to is known on every navigator's chart of the Pa cific as Sophia Island, and the mod ern Adam who holds sway in It is a former San Franciscan named J. U. Morse. Ho is rex, chief, lord, or whatever other title has passed to bim with the island. The isle Is his Dy purcnaso royal title, like many others, was ob tained for money. When he bought the island King Morse discovered it to be absolutely bald. There were no people, no trees, no houses. the mind ambitious to do the think ing for a small nation the objections were very small ones, and within the probability of removal. So King Morse caused hair to grow on the bald pate of his kingdom, and to-day he wields his scepter ot au thority over Quite a community of dusky subjects with the ease and as- surance ot an expert club-swingcr. a hnnnir recently arrivea nere from a trading voyage to the South Seas, and from her commander, Capt. Molstad, quite an interesting account of the white chief and his black kingdom was received. The location of Sophia Island U considerably farther south than either the Caroline or Gilbert group, and the nautical position Is in lati tude 10 deg. 45 min. south, longitude 179 deg. 32 mm. cast. At one time it was peopled by quite a colony of natives, who were ruled ' . . : - rTli n Ani-mnnh. UJ UL tllVJX uiin. mcnts of the whites, however, thinned ihm nnt. and n. number of years aco tho HistmstoH native chief went into 'solvency for the benefit of his credit ors principally, however, for the : benefit of himself. He disposed of ! the kingdom to some unknown pcr Bon and his subjects swapped land lords. The new owner did not prove j a pronounced success as a ruler, and this time his second-hand subjects became disgusted, and, taking to their canoes, paddled away from So phia to some friendly port in the Gilbert group, where they could bo well fed and well ruled at the same time. I Having nobody to rule and feeling the weight and worthlcssness of his ocean estate the boycotted owner ' looked about for a good "buy." ! It thus occurred that J. II. Morse happened along in a trading schooner one day and stopper at Sophia. After a good deal of bartering the tract changed hands a third time and fell ' into the possession of Mr. Morse in ' consideration of the sum of $3,000. j With a laudable view of producing a new and novel type of race to dis- UinituL.h Viic ifilinrl t-inmtnm frnm its : "Ln?h"?J",, !, jur. Jiorse induced a medley of whites, half- breeds. Samoans, and Gllcert lsland- era to take up their habitations in his ,.,, frnm timA UUH'Il J llIlslOl. VlllX.tUl.IHf, awau to time as king, sheriff, clergyman and employer. The barren spots in the Island were covered with a growth of banana and cocoanut trees in great abundance, and the Island has been subdivided into homesteads and plantations. Houses were built and are still being erected. The Island is rich in guano beds, which form one of the chief profits of its commerce with trading vessels. King Morse eoverns his small em pire with gentleness. He carries hia 'code of laws in his mind, and does all the nlanninir. ordering and execut- ing. He does not fear a revolution or ' a Herman protectorate, for ho owns ' every foot of his territory. He is on j the best of diplomatic terms with the chiefs of Bularlari, Taputeweal and other islands of note, and is generally regarded as a power in iSouth Sea politics. Mr. Morse, who is well known In this city, is a comparatively young man, and has for years been engaged In trading in tho South raciflc He is perfectly contented with his lot and manifests no desire to mix again in the hurly-burly of the San Fran cisco world. Capt. Molstad, who put into Sophia fsiand to avoid tlangerous gales, on his way to this port, states that the little Ktlea is Increasing its prosper ity. The crops are good and the re sources of the place are great consid ering its size and population. San Franr.isen Chronicle- A Battle For Blood Is what Hood's Sarsaparilla vigorously fights and It Is always victorious in expelling all the foul taints and giving the vital fluid the quality and quantity of perfect health. Hood's Pills cure all liver ills. 23c. Tost the Opposite. The Judge Tatrolman Jenkins says you were blind drunk. The Prisoner It is a mistake, your honor. Instead of being blind 1 could see twick as much as on ordi nary occasions in short, could sea double. If I had not, mistaken Fa trollman Jenkins for two men, your honor, 1 should not be hero now. Only One In Sight. Jack "What do you girls do cvea- man in York World. A CM5E OF THE IBM MINERAL WATER III THE MARKET. 46 y wi SIMPLE BOTTLES SENT' ME WmMSOIIfgfflST JSK YOUR GROCER OR THE BOTTLER FCRJL In a World Where " Cleanliness Is Next la Godliness " no Praise Is Too Great for SAPOLIO Whf NotT Is auntr a delusion, mamma?" "Why, Bertie! What put such an outlandish question in your head;" "Well, I beard papa say that Mr. Gofast was always hugging some de lusion or other and last evening J "Bertie! He did not!" Exchange. What KMd She Mean? "So Miss Antike has furnished her new house la Louts XIV. 6tyles, nas 6he?" asked Eleanor. Yes," replied Gladys. "And I suppose," said Eleanor, thoughtfully "that sbe feels quite at home now." Judge. 'SAVE DOCTOR'S BILLS by paying attention to properly rerouting the bowels thereby preventing a thousand nil nnn derangements of the system which follow neglect of this precaution. Onco used for this pu: rpose. Dr. fierce s 1 leasant Pellets are always in favor. They're purely vegetable and far better, as a liver pill, than blue pills or calomel. Their secondary effect is to keep the bowels open and regular not to constipate. Miss Mart Amoctsh. of Glen Eastnn, Mar. ahaUCn-, W. Va., wriu-s: "Two yean uiro I was pale and emaciated, food fermented in . i j " . " ...... . . . . j - Blcian pronounced my case 'Catarrh uf the Etomach,' but he could not help me. I livid a month without solid food and when I tried to eat I would vomit. At this time I 1m van tjtkinjr Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, ami in two weeks 1 was decid edly better. 1 cui now in jrooa uetiitn. ana never felt better in my ltf 1 haVA n l.tt..i Miss Anauisn. color. cat more, and have no distress after eatina--havlnff (rained Uurteen pounds since I began taking thein. W. L. Douglas O LfoE? IS THE BEST. ($ 9nUbOUI'MK",li' T3. bUKuvyAii, FRENCH& ENAMELLED CALF. 4.3.5P FlNECALF&K&uAISl $3.5P0LICE,3 SOLES. EXTRA FINE. tP1 2.I.7-5 Boys'SchoolSkjes. LADIES' ,5ENU rUK uA I ALUuUb WL- DOUGLAS, BROCKTON, MASS. Tea can save money by wearing tbo V. Ij. Doug-las S3.00 hoe. Beeaase, we are the larpfst manufacture ot this grade of shoes In the world, and guarantee their value by stamping tho name and price on tha bottom, which protect you asalnst high prices and the middleman's profits. 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