k. St. .S. V . B. F. 8QHWEIER, THE CONSTITUTION THE UNION AND THE ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAWS. Kdltor &md Proprietor. VOL. XLVIII MIFFLINTOWN. JUNIATA COUNTY, PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. JULY 18. 1894 NO. 31. UKV. DR. TALMAGK. mi-; eeootciwy dxvixe's su.v. WAV SKItHOX. Suliject: 'The Itoyal Garden.' Tkxt "I h.ivs ccne into V garden."-. C0!ori!01l'3 SoU.fV..l. To world has liad a crroat manr hfaiitifn pardpn. ClmarlomaLrn.) added to tbe trior) of h:s ri rn l.y decroeini; that they be esta li'lil nil ttirou-li th r.alm lecreeini Vi-n thn nraps of thn uowitn to planted thr. Hi-nry IV"., nt Hontpellier, estab lished garden of tiewitchinir lnautyand las nri-mc., c.'ith riniT into them Alpine, Py n-n-ran fin-l Freneli plants. One of the swmted spots on :.arta was tho ir.ardna of Shun stone, the p it. His writing have ma it l-ut little Impr-ssion on the world, bat hit (rnrdi-n, 'TlinT.ensowes," will bo iimnortnl 'io the nalnrnl advantage of that nlaoe w.aj brought tlie perfection of art. Arbor nui terraco nnd sloon and rnstio temple and rervoir nnd urn and fountain here had th-ir .Townm?. o.ilc an 1 yew and brail put forth their ri.:bost folia-..". There was no lift more (iili. iit, no sool more ingenious thai that of Stientlonp. and all that dilii:en:e an 1 (renins were lirouitiit to t'x adornoiont o! that nne treasured snot. lie gavj iH) tut it. He sold it for 17,0 JO. An 1 yet I am to toil you of a rl'j'iirtj.irlen than any I have tn-ntione 1. It is the car den sooken of in mv tert, fie ir.len of the church, which belongs to Christ, for mv tert Siva so. He boncrht it, l.i plantel It, He j vim ir, an i no snail nave it. w liter Nuotf, in his outlay at Abbotsfor 1. riiinl his for. tune, and now. In the cri nsjn fla vors of inosn car-lens, yon can almost t'tini or Irani-inn that you see the bloo I of that old m n"s bro'cn heart. The nav.nent of the last 100.000 saerifli-od him. J)ut I have to tell you that Christ' life an 1 Christ's Jnta were tli outlay of this beau- tilul carlen of the canr;h of whiaa my txt spia'K-s. Oh, how many siirhs and tears au 1 panirs and agonies Tell me, ya women who saw Him li.-mi; ! Tell me, ye fix eentionnrs who lifted Him and let Him down1 leu me, thoii s in that li it hid, ye rocks that fell I "Christ love I the church and cave Himself lor it." If. then, thn jr len of tlioc!iiiri;h bdones to Cari-t, certainly Ha i3uiiKiiiuw.iiKia ir. uome, tnen, on blessed Jesus, this morning, w.tlk up and Uowu tlii-so aisl-s an 1 pluct what Thou wilt Of sw-vttie-s for Thyself. The church in ir.y text Is appropriately compared to a ir.irlen. because it is a place of choiee flowers, of- select fruits and of thorough irrigation. That wouM be n Htrans T ir len In w'lleh thera wre no flowers. If nnwh-.-rn else, they will boa'on - the borlers or at the u'tte w.iy. The l-.o-nelfest tadt will dictato so uethin?, if it the old fashioned holly hook or dahlia or ilaT. lil or coreopsis, but If lucre ho lar.vr means then you will And the Mexican cactus nnd dark v-ined arbu tclion nui I n- :iz ilea an I clustering oleander. Vell, now. Christ comes to His car.len, and He plants there some of the brightest spirits that over flowered n pan the world. So lie of them nro violets, on.'on.spieuous, t.ut uiveit in heaven. Yoa havo to sear.di for such SDi'r;t3 to find them, Kou do not see them very often perhaps, but you find where they havebaen by the briiht niin face of tlm invaii I, an 1 the Bpri of tt'ran'U'n on the stand, nn I the wfndojv cur tains keepin" out the ni tre of the simliirht. They Bre p t a aps more like the ranunculus, creeping sweetly alon amid the tnorns and briers of life, tivin kiss for stin.r, and man a man who h.as had in his way .some great b'aek roc'; of troubln has fouud(-that they have covret it nil over with flowerin-' js'Tiin- ru nun : in an 1 out amid the crev ices. Tjiee.. t'hristiaas In Christ's gardens ara not like t!ia sunflower, gaudy In the ii 'M, i"it whenei- t d:iri:n(8S hovers over a oul th it nee.ls lo bo comforted there they sta:i I, n'ht Inoo nini creuses. Cut in Ctiri-t's gar len there are plants that may be bctic-r co r.nar d to the M -xiean ea'"tus thorns without, loveliuess within men witl s.iarp points of character. They wound al most everyone tint tou ;hcs them. They are hard lo handle. Men pronounae lhe:n noth ing bat thorns, but Christ loves them not witast.an dirt all their sharpnesses. Jliny a trian has had very liar I ground to culture, r.n 1 it lias only been through severe toll ho li::s r.i:s" 1 even the smallest crop of grace. In tiiis gar len of the churjh, wulcli Christ has pianv 1. I a'so fin 1 the snowdrop, beau ti n', bu; cold looking, seemingly another p'l.ise oi t'ne waiter. I mean those Christians who are precise ill their tastes, unimpas siou'l. pure as saowdropsan I as col J. Tney never siie 1 any tears ;they never get excited ; they never say anything rashly -9 they nevee do aijylhing pre "ipitately. Their pulsas never flutter; their nrvs never twitch; their indignation never boils over. Ttisy live longer than most people, but their life is in a minor key. They nover run up to C above thestaft. In the niusio of their lifo they hare no staccato passages. Christ ptante I them in tne church, and they must be of jo-n service or they would not be there. Bnovv-lrop, always suow lrops. Hut 1 have not told you of the most beau tiful flower in a'l this garden spo'cen of in the text. It you see a century plant your emotions are sartel. You say, 44 Why, this flower nas iten a hundred years gathering up ur one bloom, an I it wilt b9 a hundre I y- irs aiore be, ore otner petals come our." J1;k 1 h ive to tell yon of a plant that wis gat lerinc; no iro u all eternity, an 1 that l'JOJ years ago put lorth its bloom neverto wither. V i-me piss. on Ilo-vcr ol the cross' lroph ets for tol l it. 15;th!ehe;n shepherds loo" I -nun it in the bu 1, the r03ks shook si r its eiirL.ii an t tee (lea I rot up la tneti win ling siiMts to see Its full blooai. It is p. eri n-u flower lto a 1 at tlie roots, blooJ on the -r inefp's, tifoo I on all thn loaves. Its fi-r u ne is to 111 all the n itions. IN ton i life. Its breath is heiv'n. Come, O winds, fro n the north, an I wn ls fro n the south, an I win Is from the cist, un I win Is Iro n tae w t, an 1 near to ail the earth the sweet smelling s ivor of Chr'st, my Lor fu His verm, -fan he nation kaeir. sure t ie i -le evna w mill lovj H! m too. Aeain. t'ie o'lureh may bs nnpropriaf elv ri'nair l to a girlen, levausi it is a pia" c' s l.'ct t'rii 's. Tilt won I I he a s'.ran-e g tr ; ei w lien iia I in it no iierries, no plums, no n -a s -r aprii.'ots. Tue eo irsr fr.i'ts are planted in I h orclinr 1, or they nr.f s t out on t ie sunav hillside, but the choic est fruits are kept In the gar len. So in the awrl 1 outside the church Curist h is planted a great manv beauti'ul tiiiuTS oatience, charity, generosity, integrity but Heinten Is the choi'Vst fruits to be in the gar len, an 1 if they are not there then shvno ra tee church. Keliginn is not a mere floor ing sentimentality. It is a priclieil lite giving, heiita'ul fruit not posies, tint apples, (a !" sirs son -holy, "I don't see what your gar ieu of the church has yielded." W'aero did your asylums come from, nn 1 your hosaitals, an I voar institution of m'-rcy? C arist pi uue I cv !ry oae of tii-o: Hi plantel t'f n in His gar den. Wucn Christ gave si.; it to Itirfimeus, He laid tae eorii"rsf oa i of evry bliu I asylun teat bis ever beea bu lt. W.i-a Ohr:st soot.ie 1 th i ile noaia e of lri!il,. He laid the cornerstone of ey -ry hn itiu asviu n that h.as ever baca est aelish .L Waeo Christ sal.l to the sie'e man, Tike up thy nel an 1 walk "' He lai I t'n coruerston of every lio)ital the worid has ever seeu. Wnen Christ sai l, "I was in prison, an I y v. site ji .," Je laid tho cornerstone of cvrv prisoi r'l'orm association teat has ever n ror nil. The church of Christ is a gloriii.M g ir tee, nn I it is full of fruit. I ku .v thorn is s ime poor fruit in ir. I kno v there are fo no wcls that ought to Inva b"'a thro va over th3 fence. know t'icre r.re some crabanpie tre-s fiat ought to bo cut down. I know I i"M are some wild gr ir"S that ought lo be unroate I, but are yon going to di-stroy the wnole garden beause of a little gnarled fruit V Yon will 11a I worm eaten leavos in Fontainbleau and insects that sting in the fairy groves of tho damns Elyseos. Toa do not tear down or destroy the whole gar den because there ar a few specimens of gnarled fruit. I admit tiiere are men an I women iu the church who ought not to be there, but let us ba just as frank and admit the fact that thera are hundreds and thou sands and tens of thousands of glorious Christian men and woman, holy, blessed, useful, consecrated and triumphant. There is no grander collection in all the earth than thn collection of Christinas. There are Christian man In tha cliarch whoss religion Is not a mailer of psalm sink ing and church going. To-morrow morning that religion will keep them just as consis tent and consecrate 1 on "exchange" as it ever kept them at ths communion table. Thera are women in the church of a higher typeo( .character? than j Mary: ot Bythany.. ( they go ont into the kitchen to help Martha in her work, that she may sit there too. There is a woman who has a drunken hus band, who has exhibited more faith and patience and courage than Hugh Lati mer in the Ore. He was consumed in twenty minutes. Hers has been a twenty years' martyrdom. Yonder is a man who has lain fifteen years oa his back, unable even to teed himself, yet calm an 1 psaceful as though he lay on one of the green banks of heavenwatebing th oarsmen dip their pad dies in tho crystal river 1 Why, it seem to me hls moment as it Paul threw to us a pomologlsi's catalogue of tho fruits grow ing in this great garden of Carist lore, joy, peace, patience, charity, brotherly kindness, gentleness, mercy glorious fruit, enough to 1111 all the baskets of earth anl heaven. I have not told yoa ot the better tras in this garden anl ot the better fruit. It was planted Just ontslde Jerusalem a good while ago. Wnen that tree was plante 1, it was so split and braised an 1 barked men s lid noth ing would ever grow upon it. but no sooaer had that tree been planted than it but la I and blossomed and fruited, and the soldiers spears were only the clubs that strnok down that fruit, and it fell into the lap of the n i tlons, and men began to pick it op an I eat it, and they fouad in it an antidote to all thirst, to all poison, to all sin, to all death the smallest cluster larger than the fa mous one of Kshool, which two men Carrie I on a staff between them. If the one apple in Eden klllel the race this one cluster oi mercy shall restore. Again, tho churoh, in my text, is appro priately called a garden because it is t hor oughly irrigated. No garden conld prosper without plenty of water. I havu aeou a garden tn the midst of a desert, yet bloom ing and luxuriant. All arounl were dearth and barrenness, but there were pipes, ni'ie ducts reaching from this garden up to Ihn mountains, and through those aqueductsthe water came streaming down and tossing up Into beautiful fountains until every root an 1 leaf and flower was saturated. That is like theoburcb. T'ne church is a garden in the midst ot a great desert of sin and suffering. It is well irrigated, for "our eyes are unto the hills, from wnen'e comeih our help." From the mountains of Go i's strength there flow down rivers of gladness. There is a river the stream whereof shall make glad the city of our God. Treaehing the gospel is one of these aqueduct. The litble is another. Iiaptism and the Lord's tuppcr are aqueducts. Water to slake the thirst, water to restore the faint, water to wash tile unclean, water tosse t high up in the light of the sun of righteousness, showing us the rainbow aronnd the throne. Oh, was thera ever a garden so thoroughly Irrignted? Yoa know the beauty ot Versailles and Chats worth depends very much upon the great supply of water. I came to the latter place (Ciiatsworth)oneday when strangersarttiiot to be admitted, but by nn inducement, which always seemed as applicable to an English man as an American, I got in, ami then the gardener went far up above the .itairs ol stone and turned on the water. X saw it gleaming on the dry pavement, coming clown from step to step, until it came so near I conld hear the musical rush, and all over the high, broad stairs it came fouming.flash Ing, roaring down until sunlight and wave In glensome wrestle tumbled nt my feet. So il is with the ehurchtof Goil. Everythlngcomea from above pardon from above, joy from above, adoption from above, anetillcation from above. Oh, that now God would turn on the waters of salvation, that they might flow down through His heritage, and that this day we might each find onr places to be "Elims," with twelve wells of wator nnd threescore and ten palm trees. Hark I I hear the latch at the gardon gate, and I look to see who is coming. I hear the voice of Christ, "I am come Into My gar den. I say t "Come in, O Jesus; we have been waiting for Thee. Walk all through these paths. Look at tho flowers. Look nt the fruit. Pluck that which Thou wilt for Thyself." Jesus comes into the'garden and up to that old man nnd touches him and says, "Almost home, father; not many more nolies for thee. I will never leave thee. I will never forsake thee. Take courage a little longer, and I will steady thy tottering steps, and I will soothe thy troubles and give thee rest. Courage, old man." Then Christ goes up another garden path, and He comes to a soul in trouble and says r "Peace ! all is well. I have seen thy tears ; I have heard thy prayer. Tho sun shall not smite thee by day, nor tho moon by night. The Lord shall preserve thea from all evil ; He will preserve thy soul. Courage, O troubled spirit." Then I see Jeus going up another garden path, and I see great excitement among the leaves, nil Lasten up that garden path to see what Jesus is doing there, and, lo! He is breaking off flowers, sharp and clean, from the stem, and I say, "Stop, Jesus, don't kill those beautiful flowers." He turns to me and says : "I have come into My gar den to gather lilies, and I mean to take these up to a high terrace, and for the garden around My palace, and there I will plant them, and in belter soil, and in bettor air. They shall put forth brighter loaves and sweeter redolence, and no frost shall touch ' them forever." And I looked up into His face and said,"Well, It Is His garden. and He has a right to do what He will with it. Thy will be done" the hardest prayer a man ever maue. I notice that the fine gardens sometimes have high fences aronnd them, and I cannot gut in. It Is so with the king's garden. The only glimpses you ever get of such a garden Iswnentne king rides out in his splendid carriage. It is not so with this garden the King's garden, I throw wide open the gate nnd tell yoa nil to come in. No monopoly In religion. Whosoever will, may. Choose now between a desert and a garden. Many of you have tried the gar len of this world's delight. Yoa have found it has been a cha grin. So It was with Theo lore Hook. He made all the world laugh. He ma'ies us laagh now when wu read his" poems, but he :ould not make his own heart laugh. While in the midst of bis festivities he confronted a looklugglass. and he saw himself and said : "Tnere, that is true. I look up just as I am done up in bo lv, mind and purse." 8o it was with rfhemstone, of whose garden I told nt the beginning of my sermon. He sat down amid those bowers and said : "I hare lost my road to happiness. I am angry and envious and f rant io and despise everything nronud me, ju-t as it becomes a mad man to do. Oh, ye weary souls, come into tirist s garden to-ilay ami pluck a little heartsease! Christ is the only rest and the only pardon for a perturbed spirit. Do yoa not think your chance has almost come? Yoa mn nnd women who bnvo been waiting year after year for some goo 1 opportunity in which to accept Christ, but have postponed it 5, 10, 20, 30 years, do you not feel as if now your hour of deliver an and pardon and salvation had come? O.i, man, what grudge hast thou against thy Foor sou i that thou wilt not let it be saved? fiel as if salvation must come now to some ui your nearis. 8o.ne years ngo a vessel struck on the rocks. They had only one lifeboat. In that lifeboat the passengers nnd crew w ro getting ashore. The vessot had foun lerel and was sinking deeper nnd deeper, and the one boat could not take the passengers very swiftly. A little girl stood nn the dock, waiting for her tor to get into the boat. The boat came and went cams anl went but her tnrn did not seem to come. After awhile she could wait no longer, and she leaped on the taut-ail and then sprang into thn sea, crying to the boatm au : "Save me next t Bave me next 1" Oh, ho w many have gone ashore into Go I's mercy, anl yet yoa are clinging to the wreck of sin I Others have accepted the pardon of Christ, bat you are in psril. Why not this morning make a rush for your immortal rescue, crying until Jesus shall hear you an 1 heaven and earth ring with the cry t '-Java me next 1 davj me next I" In laruafcus. tlranben men are the EDgliali dis- called victims of ease." Offirpfv Ifin CASPS nf Pnturuefr. fitttr four are males and fortv-six are fe males. rl 'he ntisnrinT nf A ii Tl rrlo fltr in rrna summer, if none are destroyed, mnv number 2,800,000. The first paper ever mule in tUo world was made by wasps. Tbey used it for building nests. Several large finds of the old fcilver coins have been recently made neur uayremu, in Havana. Over ninety-three million pound of licorice root were imported into this country during the year. STYLES IN NECKWEAE' "HE SMALL, NARROW CRAVAT IS MUCH WORN. let Swagger Designs Ban Oat ot Styi by Cheap Dandles Lawns and Washable Silks A Cenerons Expanse of Snivt Front Is the Correct TMni. String Ties and Colored Aprons. " Th3 distinction between "popular' r n i "fashionable," as applied to men's neckwear, was never before so tbarp as at the present time. The revival it the twlce-around cravat, as the nodi Bed stocli-tle shown in cat No. 1 3 called, was followed by all sorts of rariations on that form of "scarfing.," The' style took on various shapes, composed of silks, 6attns and lawns, black satins predominating. This was scarcely noticed by men rf fashion, though the crack haberdash ers Insisted that their customers should adopt It If they wanted to i-arry the bell-crown hat and long skirted frock effectively. They took kindly to the bat and coat a revival of the style of 1830 but they would MO. 1 not take the made-up stock, and for tho simple reason that it had been killed as an article of fashion by the lower grade of manufacturers, through whom it tell Into the bands of cheap dandles end by them was pushed to extremes. The twlce around Is really a handsome scarf on the right man. lie should have along neck and wear a high, standing collar with a poke front. One of the effects in the stock-tie Is to have the inner band of a bright red and tho outer bow or knot of Diack. une same scheme is worked out also In fancy colors. For very young gentlemen the 6trle Is fetch ing and will proba bly last for some time. String tle are simply adjusted in bow form and expose the entire shirt bosom. They are especially the mode for morning wear when ttaefan- ;y percale shirt, with white collar, Id affected, l'olka dots, hair-line stripes and solid colors are correct in these tie9. Those of the new whito washable silk are easily tied, hold their shape and save mental wear and tear. Black satins tied in tho buiterlly form 1 ave bscn the rage for ome time, but the straluhs-edKe fin ish is the ruling passion in hand-tied bows to-day. A lute ht tempt to connect cstremo dultiiss w.th po;it.vj nayety is a blac-Ic witin scarf with a bright-red lining. The chappie of the period ties the affair in a. simple sailor knot, but manages to let one of the aprons, as the ends of the scarf are called, turn around just a litt'e so that just a suggestion of the flaming red satin Is seen. There is no telling to what, extent these brllliint-hue I linings may be carried. o. 2 Is a puzzling 6tyle when on, for the beholder can't imagine how the wearer produces tho broad effect which appears at the rear of the main apron. This style pa 3 Is made in the lightest of surah and twill silks, bunches up artistically in pongee and China weaves, and looks provokingly cool in lawns and othef midsummer fabrics. A popular form in the negligee bow class of neckweat Is shown in cut o. 3. An Ideal summer tie is a Windsor bow of thin jllk. It does not hold its shape like tbn cravat of starched lawn, but it 19 Infinitely cooler. Turned-down starched collars will be generally worn this summer, to that the shield bows will be found useful. The Bhleld bow Is not an article of fash ion, yet is extremely convenient. The four-ln-hand of the graduated ichool will continue all summer as the long scarf for stylish semi-dress. A clever conceit is Illustrated In cut No. 4. It ties into a knot of mod erate size, and is made up in light, washable fabrics. Lawn ties in every shape, from the modest bow to the gnerous De Joinville, will flourish in ao i. no. S. no. 8. :ia 7. conjunction with the hot-weather suit. They are made In the same colors and patterns as the silk goods. In fact, every style that is a success la silk Is made over Into the wash fabrics by the manufacturer. Cut No. 5 shows a made-tip lawn scarf in dead whito, with small rings of black. The effect is very, fetching, and just pro-1 nounced enough to suit the chappiaj ho likes a bit of spice in his ap narel. Scarfs which cover the entire bosom ire entirely out of favor. The shirt front is now very much In evidence,' so that the long, 6lendcr Teck scarf delineated in cut No. 6 will be worn by the neatest of swells. No. 7 Is a itring tie that has bad considerable) vogue, and will continue a favorite; sinong those who have mastered tha mack ot adjusting It It Js fash- ho. a HO-a. SO. 10. ioned by the wearer into a bow, th ends having a 6trait-plaltcd effect. Kos. 8 and are pronounced cool and comfortable scarfs by knowing ones, and are adapted to be worn with either standing or turn-over collars. The best effects are obtained wbec irnde of moires, black satin, slk. etc Jo. 10 shows the long, narrow Teck. a scarf that is la keeping with pro vailing tendencies. lis proportion! should be so balanced that the long, 'ean aspect is effectively carried out TREED BY HOGS. Firm Hand's Experience In the Care Una Mountains. "In my early youth," said a Ktcb mond man the other day, "I hi ret out to a farmer In the mountains o: Western North Carolina. The larTr. raised little but scrub corn and razor backed hogs. The latter were turuec out in the woods and ran at large all seasons, eating mast, becoming at wild as could be found in Africa. It the spring it was the custom to hunt these hogs up and brand the pig! similar to the rounding up of cattlt on the Western plains. This was sometimes a dangerous occupation, especially so when the winter Lad been a bard one, One day 1 started out after the hogs, and after severa hours' work failed to find any o: them. Finally, I saw a drove thai had taken refuge in a 'rock lioue, the term used in that country to des ignate the space beneath overhang ing rocks, and descending the moun tain, I reached a space near cnougK to them to recognize them as the ones I was seeking. I bad no soonei satisfied myself upon this point thac the entire drove started for me, head ed by a large toar, with mammott tusk. Realizing my danger, I hastily climbed a tree, hoping that when thiy could no longer see me they would go back and give me a chance to go back to the house and get assistance, but in a minute they had completely surrounded the trci and were grunting and squealing and fighting all around me. I had drop pod my gun in climbing to a place ol safety, and there was nothing to be dono except wait wh re I was until they left. Hut they did not leave; all night long they kept up their in furiated squeals, and by morning I was completely exhausted from tha cramped p siMon 1 had occupied so long. I finally attempted to change my position, and In doin so fell from the tree, alighting upon two ol the hogs. As I jumped to my fret, the animals made a rush to the place I had fallen to and, finding the bod ies of the two hos I had struck, they began to tear them to shreds, losing 6ight of me altogether in theli wrangle over the remains of theli comrades. I started on a run for the house, and, bringing assistance, wo killed every hog, it being impossible o drive thera." The "Authority" Ruled Out. Mr. Dan Wilson, an American law rer, was once prosecuting a case be fore a Missouri justica of the peace, when tho opposing counsel cited "Greenleaf on Ev. donee" so decide llj against him that a bold effort bad ta bo made. Wilson asked him for the book, opened it, rose, and, with a look of solemn surprise, said he was amazed that so good a lawyer should bring such a book as that Into court. "Why," said he, "the author himself never thought of its being used for an authority in any case Just hear what he 6ays In the preface, Doubt less a happier selection of these prin ciples might be made, and the work might have been much better execut ed by another hand. For, now it la finished, I And it but an approxima tion towards what was orlirinallv de sired. Hut, In the hope that it may still be found not useless as the germ ' of a better treatise, it Is submitted to tho candor of a liberal profession.' Now," continued Wilson, "an author who admits that bis wcrk is as bad as this certainly never expected it to be brought into court to govern tbo opinions of a gentleman who has sat on the bench, as your Honor has, for eighteen months." The justice was perfectly satisfied. He ruled the "authority" out as of no account whatever, and gave his judgment for Wilson and bis client. A Bird Romance. 'Here is a torching story (if true) ol conjugal affection among birds, taken from the Pester Lloyd : "A few days ago a fancier found the dead body of a male pigeon lying on the floor of tho pigeon-house. The femtde bird, 'das Weibchen,' was sorrowing at the side of the corpse. He threw the dead bird I into the yard, and the female immedi ately flew after it, and took her stand at its side. He moved the body several times, out of curiosity, and each time he found tho "widow" ilew to tho spot ad kept close to her dead mnta. At fast he shut up the female, and buried the little corpse. Half an hour after ward he again set her free, when tho flew about restlessly from spot to sppt, as if in seaocli of the missing body. For the fonr next days che left her food untouched, and on the fifth day she died, o- striking example,' as tho writer says, 'of a wife's love among - - - - i Tmr BcnnocNDtP th thus. iTitrni. There's s. liad on the rudder that will not flinch, There's no fear in the Pilot's face is Ee guides the worlds, like boats In a storms, Through the rocking seas of space , and whether they make the harbor at laa Beyond the shoals and the swell, Or sail forever a ehoreless sea I know that ail is well, And I learn thess things from the heart o, the wood, ' From the solemn soul of the sea ; Tor never & bird in a wire-bound, cage Told all theso things to me. And the soul of man is a sunwarJ MrJ With w Int that ara made for muht, , - To pierce to tho fount ot the shinin? day Aa-l float through the depths oi night And I rad these thlc-a in that Bible ot Go6 Whcsj laavns a:3 tho spreading sky And tho lfgioic a ie ol the dark green ses, With the eye behind tho eye. ' For truth is not clo3ed in the lids of a took, For its ehainless soul is Irc3 j And nover a bird in a wire-bound cz'-' Told all these things to me. For truth surges into the open heart And into tho willing eye, And streams from the breath ol the steam. ing earth, And drops from the bending sky ; 'lis not shut in a book, in a church, or a school, Kor cramped in the chains of a creed, But lives in the open air and light For all men in their need ! But the flsh that swims In a goldfish vase . Knows not of the salted sea, And never a bird In a wire-bound cage Told all these things to me. Tis the Vo: that comes from the gilded peaks, From the hills that shoulder the sky, Through the topless heights ol a man's own croams This Voice goes wandering by ; And who rozes the earth with an open heart, With an car attuned to hear, Will catch some broken cord ol the sound Whenever tho Voice comes near. Dut not past the prison of custom or creed Will the Voice or tho Vision flee ; Lnd never a bird in a wire-bound cage Told all these things to me. Sam Walter Foss, in Yankee Blado. A CONFLICT IN A TUNNED .li HAD taken my first-clnss ticket at tho London ter minus of one of tho great northern railways, and, hav ing a long night journey to make, I looked about for cn empty com partment, intend ing to swathe my self in rucrs end s. go to sleep os soon as tho train photild have started. I had but small diffiV cnliy in finding what I sought, and a little well-timed liberality to the guard eeenred me avhat I then considered the additional privilege of being locked in. It was about 6 o'clock on a late No vember evening when we started ; quite dark, with a frostiness in tho air that speedily clouded the windows of the carriage with hoary moisture. The lamp in tho roof of tho compartment burnt with a small, clear flame. I ex changed my hat of latest metropolitan build for ft warm fur cap, raisod my feet on to tho cushions of the opposita eat, and in this posture drew a ttout traveling blanket about me, and com posed myFclf to sleep. I presume thnt I must have frc quenly doed off, for the roaring ol the tr'.::i bierued to grow faint and dis tant, liko the subdued sound of surt heard afar. But my nap was of short duration, and I was soon wide awake again, gnzing out through a little space vhich I rubbed clear upon the frosted rinde w pane. On a end len my eyo was taken by lomethiu i-t'rring under the seat in the far corn - of the carriage, thought nt first it might bo a shadow, cav.fed to movo by the oscillation ol the train. Eut, continuing to watch il with a dull kind of curiosity, I was ex tromely startled to perceive a man's head thrust out of tho obscurity; a pair of fierce-looking eyes glared at m for a moment, and then, whilst I still sat motionless with surprise, a man lcrambled out, and getting upon hie icet stood surveying me. He was a burly-looking fellow, with o cor.rse, ugly face, immensly square shoulders and close-cropped hair. He wore ft loose, clumsily-fitting suit ol Eomo pray material that looked sus piciously liko a prison dress. He was without a cap, and I noticed that his jacket was torn and his face a good deal scarred. I gazed at this uncouth ap paration in Eilenco for a little while with an expression, I do not doubt, of considerable dismay; then I instinc tively looked around mo for some means of communication with the guard. Tho fellow understood my gesture, and his eye swiftly darted around tho carriage with an insolent leer of satisfaction as he perceived that the compartment was not furnished vith tho usual appliunco for signaling.' "All right, guv'ner," said he in a coarse voice. "No need to trouble yer self. Yer surely don't want to Lincon venience the rest of the passengers by lelaying the train !" "Who ore you and what do you want?" said I, alowly clearing my limbs of tho folds of the rug which en veloped mo. "Who am I, on' what do I want? io repeated. "That's axking, rrir, ain't it? However, I ain't a-going to tell you v.ho I am, an as for what I want, you'U be finding that out befuio tery long. His manner and the looks of the man made ma feel uneasy. Judging from ms appearance ,ucbeit -' mere than my match ia point o! strength, and I was quito unarmed. Ho turned and let down the frame a the window against which he stood, then thrusting his arm out tried thl handle, but found tho door was locked. He uttered on inarticulate curse bo tnit nis teeth and pulled up the win. 4ow with vehemence. "Let's try tho door tt your end, juv'nor," eald he, coming along tu ttmpartme&t. I hastily rose as he ap proached and backed away.ft .step ox T tafflhe'lowerecUthp window and Kanedontlo turn theTnandleT" Tlii door proved to bo unlocked. Peoplt to whom I have told this story assuri me that it ought not to have been un locked, as the off doors of a train art always locked. I believe this is so, bul the fact remains. He drew in his heac again with the exclamation of satisfac tion, leaving the door unfastened, though the rush of wind created by the passage of the train prevented it from swinging open. "Now, mister," sail he, gruffly! measuring me from head to foot with his little deep-set eyes as ho pok, "you've got to change clothes with me, d'ye see? I must have them togs o) yourn." Tou will do nothing of tho kind,' I answered, resolutely, though with my heart starting to beot a trifle quicker. "Come, now," EhiA he, "don't make no fuss. Te'd best chop quietly. " At that instant tho locomotive gave a long screaming whistle, and the train plunged with a roar into a tunnel. "Iioolc here, now," exclaimed tht. follow, putting on a most menacing air, and leaning toward me with his fists clenched, "if you don't do what I v.ant then out you go through that door. Without answering I again sat dowi in the middle seat of the carriage. On this the man 6tood looking at me for a moment as though undecided how to act. Then, perceiving my silk hat resting on the rack overhead, he took it down and put it on. This impudent act of the dirty villain so incensed m that, scarcely thinking what I wu about, I jumped up and snatched it ofl his head. In a second he whipped round and struck me a blow full in the chest with his heavy fist ; I grappled with him, and then began a fierce and desperate conflict. As soon as I closed with the ruffian 1 Felt that his whole effort was to get me :lose to the door and thrust me through it. He was an immensely strong fel low, but as clumsy as a bear. I, on the other hand, was light and nimble, with some small knowledge of boxing. For all that I felt myself greatly out matched in that hand to hand fight. So sooner had X grappled with the vil lain than he gave mo a blow in the fact lavage enough to hare broken my nose liad he delivered with as much judg ment as he did violence. But I had iake'n him by the throat with both oands, and I continued clutching hi: windpipe with the tenacity of a bull merrier. We twisted and wriggled and aumped from side to side of tha con ined apace, and all the while I felt him irawing me in the direction of the )pcn door. At last I twined my foot ibout his leg and threw him ; he fell ieavily, striking his head against th ushioned seat, and down I came with lim, still clinging to his iron hard, muscular throat, upon which my grip teemed to make scarcely any impres lion. We rolled about for awile, each endeavoring to keep uppermost, end irhen with his superior strength he got ibove me and knelt upon my chest, I ;hought he would murder me as I lay in that almost helpless posture. But instead he gasped out, "Will yr : ihange clothes now?" and whilst Li raited for my answer I got my fist frc j ind 6truck him upwards under the chin, knocking his teeth together with a click ike the snap of a rifle trigger and aearly dislocating his neck ; and tier gave a heave up which threw him o me, and a moment later we were boti ipon our feet again and pounding iway as before. I was beginning to feel that I coulo dot continue the struggle much longer, rod that, exhausted as I was, he would be able to drag me to the door and pitch me through it on to the line. My opponent breathed hard and fast, but showed no signs of giving in. Oc i sudden the train gave a violent Jolt, that flung us both against the bulkhead oi the compartment ; the flame of th lamp leapt up, then flickered a moment ind went ont. We continued fighting in a darkness as deep as that of tht grave. Now that we were both com pletely in the dark, I felt myself mon on an equality with my antagonist. My sole dread was that I should find myself tumbling backwards through the open door. He had hissed out, amid horrid blasphemies, his intention of leaving me dead in that tunnel, where my body might lie undiscovered tor weeks. Dead men, he said, told no tales, and he wasn't going to los the liberty he hod that night regained. But all at once I felt him relax his grip of my body, and he called to me to let go. Glad of a moment ' respite, I re leased my hold of the fellow, though rtanding on my guard meanwhile, wary of some desperate trick upon hit part. After a little, finding that he lid not renew the attack, I spoke and lsked what he was doing, at the same time groping about to try and feel him. I received no answer, neither did my hands come in contact with his body. At that moment the train em erged from the tunnel, and the gloom in which the carriage had been plunged by the extinction of the lamp rave place to a kind of faintness sift ing in through the windows, sufficient to have revealed the figure of the man lad he been still in the compartment. had a box of matches in my pocket, ind with a trembling hand I pulled it ut and struck a light. The place was impty. With a long sigh of relief and hankfulness, I sank exhausted into a eat to wait until the train should puil ip at its first stopping place. Halt an nour zater we came to a standstill in the station of a large town. I sought out the guard and told him what had occurred. Ho at once dispatched a porter for the station-master, 'and when that official arrived the two of them heard my story, and then searched the compart- , ment thoroughly. But not a trace of i the villian did they discover. My own : opinion is that, taking advantage of the blackness, he had gone out upon j the footboard, there to wait until the j train should slacken speed sufficiently ; to enable him to jump off with safety '; and make good his escape. Be this as ; it may, I never heard more of the matter, although the memory of that j experience lingers as a sort of night mare of my railway traveling; and whenever I now get into a compart- , ment by myself I take very good care j to first of all peer under the seats and , make sure that there exists the means i of communicating with the guard.-- I Vew York Advertiser. j In 1831 the Panama canal was b e- gun. SPRINKLES OF SPICE. SUMOROUS SELECTIONS FROM OUR EXCHANGES. Jokes of Treacher I-awyers, Doctors, an. Editors-Some of Them Very Dry and Others Somewhat Juicy Thcjr TVU1 Aid Digestion if rernned After Meals. Accounted For. Jobson I've been in old CloseBsL oftice ten years and I never knew bim to take a famy to anyone until yesterday. Then be said there was something in the new otlico boy that he liked. Singular, i?n't it? Dob son Ob, I dou't know. The new oitice-boy has probably swall' v. i - i.nie. Exchange. Mike's Dcsirr. Jlike (on the road; How fur is n fo Chistnut Hill, sir ativo About five miles. Whom do you want to see there? Mike raith, I'm anx ious to see myself there before ntiriK. -Philadelphia Ecco.d. A Cluch. Citizen You're a thief: Oct out of here immediately, or I shall call the police. Burglar Us fellers struck luck when these folding beds were Invent ed. Truth. The Novelist's Keason. 'I notice," said the editor to the novelist, "that in cverv chapter you refer to the hero as having 'an elastic step.' Why do you do this?" "Who er you see, he's one of these cau tious men who never goes out doors without wearing overshoes." Wash, "jagton irtar. ills A.lne of Unslnrss. 'Why don't I go to work, mum,' laid the tramp, re; eating Mrs. Cran berry's question. "I'd only be ton happy if I could get something to do In my own line of business." "What might that be?" asked the syuipa tneti.i. woman. "Colorin' meer schaums, mum. " Judge. The Corpus Delicti. "Jobson made a bet with one oi the foot-ball players whose name ho didn't know." "Did the fellow set tle after the game?" "Xo. He was one that got killed." "Jobson ident ify his man?" "Yes by looking at he survivors." Judge. Guarding Ag-aliut lntraftlon.1 Dashaway Where did you get thau necktie, old man? Cleverton My best girl made it to wear at the sea side when 1 spend my vacation with her. Dashaway I see. She wants to be alone with you. Clothier and Furnisher. , A Retort Feminine. Captain Cadman Well, think over it, Miss Sharpe. You might do worse, you know. I ought to tell you that I bave the refusal of two or three girls. Miss Sharpe What a capital way of putting it! I suppose you mean you've asked 'cm, and they've 11 -aid "3a" Tuxhia. Dentist's Hint. One of tho best dentists in this city advises all his patients to use what is called "dental floss," and which is sim ply a heavy waxed silk thread, regu larly every evening to remove parti cles of food from between the teeth. Ho favors tho use c f tho tooth brush, but says if ho wcro to bo deprived of cither his "floss" or his tooth brush ho would sacrifico tho latter. The lodg ment of particles of food between tho teeth is generally tho causa of decay and cavities, and whero the "floss" is need regularly every evening before re tiring thero i3 little opportunity for food to lodg?, ferment and destroy tho Ussuea. A ycun lady whese chief charm In ociety Is tho whiteness of her teeth told me in great confidence that the tiso of "dental floss" was tho secret of tho beauty of her teeth, and she added that it cut down her dentist's bills nlncty-fivo per cent. This ceci-ct is too good to keep, so I giro it to tha pulia' 2vew York STail raid Erprces Burglar O, shut up: A Tlauntcd room. An Instance of the sort cf tJiina Which often cams for a house tin reputation of bcinjj haunted is given by ilie autrior of "Tenants of an Old Farm." Tlie mistress of the housa ;ln question, only a temporary resi dent who has lately arrived there, asks an old colored servant to take a bundle to a certain room for her. Her rc-iucst is politely bat docidedlj cfuscd. On bciuj? questioned as to nis oU jection to the room, he says: How d' e s'pose deni tracks cot up on dat (Cellin?? 2o dorg nur man ei el ! walked olicr de roof in dat away. head down'r.-.l. No, no' dar's l-e:i bad bu-mess dar, yo' may lepe:i'! !No nioitals neuVier made deiu Hacks! An' o!c Dan do:n' wan' ter git liU bead in under Vtn: ' The ceiling of this room has bcei preserved precisely in the state ui which it was built a century aj;o. It is ma le of plain, un;t:unted t mrds, which arc really lite lioor or tue ioi't Vjovc. As one enters the roeni and ulancet up bo sees a iiumlicr of do;.'-tracks up; m the ciling. There they .'re, t heir strong leather-brown color show ing distinctly even against the atro brou ned boards. In one corner -A the ceilinir are tho indistinct outlines of a pair of a human feet. Some one seeincs to have scrubbed them until they arc recognized with ditlioulty, but human footprints tlicy certainly ire. The origin of these "tracks"' !ia. been for many years a fruitful subject for gossip, but there is not tuucti w'3. ,ery about them, according V) the .'amily tradition. Tue board-yard at which the lum oer was bought was also the tan-yard, and the feet that had passed through the liquid tan had walked across and left their print upon the boards which good friend Townes loaded ud for bin new house. Xo ono thought it worth while to plane them off, and so they were nailed down, tracks and all! Many a tidy housekeeper tried be bands and temper at the tasked scrubbing off the marks; but at last they came to be valued for their odity. Nevertheless, in sonic minds the inys. tcrious dog-tracks awakened nearly as much consternation as did tha handwriting on the wall," at Del shazzar's feast. Door old "Dan" was one of tht victims to this foolish superstition, and he persistently refused to believe so simple an explanation as the trua one He preferred to call the room ba'ntcd. Not Itnotm at Homo, Two ladies staying in tlie beauti ful lake region of Kngland, near the home of AVordsworth and amid the scenes made fatuous in his po ins, s toxl hefore a village shop l.-tokina at a portrait tf tho venerable poet displayed within. As they gazed a p lir of village lovers approach and also looked in, attracted pro' ably by a display of cheap rings on a tray in the same window. One of the ladies, seied by la hu morous impulse to discover whether the name of their most famous local celebrity had any meaning to tlie ears of a couple of apparently tvpical na tives, suddenly turned to the oilier and inquired, with an air or innocent curiosity, pointing to tlie portrait: "Who was this Wordsworth, any way?" Her companion replied In the same spirit, "I'm not sure, but I think In was the man who introduced the breed of black-faced sheep we saw in the mountains yesterday!" The village couple, who must havt overheard tills dialogue, did not be tray by the least shadow of expres sion thai they found in it anything peculiar; but as ono of the ladies de clared afterward, ths trouble wit'.i such incident is that you never can tell quite what they mean, i Forhaps thoe simple villagers wert having their inward laugh at the ig norant Americans all tlie time, and were only too polite to let fieir amusement lind outward expres-ion. l'ei haps, on tho othet hand, they had never heard of Wordsworth before be was brought to their attention as an introducer of black-faced mountain sheep. There was a joko in tho affah somewhere, " sighed tho narrator, pe isively, "but I wish I could be sure lust wliere"' A less dubious case of greatness nn appreciated at homeoccurred reccntlj in Amcsbury to a traveler who wished to see tho house where Whittier lived. He asked the first person ho met where to find it, and received courteous and minute directions, which he was about to follow; but in thanking his kind informant ho chanced to speak of tho poet Wiiit Vicr. "The poet Whittier:" exclaimed the obliging native. "I'm sure 1 don't know where he lived; I thought of course you wanted Whittier. tho "hoe man." Youth's companion. ins rsrranoxs. They were standing in front of th postoftlce at Big Union; the bonk i president, the editor, tho fruit growef and the visitor from Denver interested in Big Union property. They had din cussed the outlook for tho new year and viewed it in all its aspects. They had guested on the peach crop, the rate of money, and tho number cf new subscribers. Then they fell short of n robject. And still the mail tarried. A short man withagold watch chn.'ii, an air of prosperity, and a umall cigur, approached, stepping briskly along up the street. "Here's Jennings," remarked tht editor. "Who's Jennings?" a3kedtho visitoi from Denver. "Jennings, Leonard F. Jennings, replied tha bank president, "ia ouo ol the most influential men in the Val ley, sir. His guarantee alono will sell a quarter section. He owns about twelve hundred acres of Big Union land, and is a firm believer ia iht future of our city." Tho visitor seemed impressed. Mr. Jennings approve bed. "Well, Jennings," cried tho fruit grower, "I hear you'vo bought tht1 eighty of Snider's. What aro you go ing to do with it, sell or improvo?" "Do with it 1" responded Mr. Jo. nings, in righteous wrath. "Do vita it I I'm going to mortgago il, you fool 1 Did you think I was going tc let it stand Idle?" Life,;.,- - - r r .,fr-.rl,.-iriir i " . ,, t .i . i-