A BORDER HOMECOMING. With bow. tn4 bin. ApA bills and bow a, Aca ovr tba hill Hie Warden goes. Two vwki affone, or may be tfer, Vb JohDtrm cimo -WitJnff tn ; 3br slew tbeewea and they drave the cott, t)y took my mao from the 6 tilt of the ylo And handed him oft Uie yew tree bough Bat I hmv ritldn a 7rf since then 4nd countered with the Atman rot-n. And Annan ma arv a man to lack t Be took my lrmst par In the back ; X drava it la tbroufib, plate and jac& JTanctnif flmrn from a cfrdle frayed, 1 carry a ifxdly tSpaafith blaste, Xet no mtfn have ne in Ms ecom Although my bail be taiiid and torn; X wot 1 ride a gentleman born. What thongh we lie on the oaten straw Within my tower of LerabtotiPhiW, Whore w&lli are stout thougn the roof t tbin; Yet Joan, my wife, who Hen thereto, o tUa Warden's lady Is kitb and kin. IT j father htzavd It long before. And et the thre Kmbt orr the door; I nhoJT rounder to Itnfrl rtone On a r leiniih cbaryrr bith m the bone b'.TO butwoQD my knees qj a limping roan. Woe Is me for the lonoly wsy I 1 h-re wore thrtfo men rode by me yesterday, My lioots drop Moot at every start. And my aon. and body are like to part; et I ride bo m a with a merry heart. For I hare met my mortal foe; ToRethr we yokfd, is hoars affo, 1 mt him don br the Tod haw brake. i;h Iron oat to uive and take. Aud 1 slashed his face for the old iuea S saaa Bo n crrily home T rid In haete, To rlic! mf wif hr dnlnty waiefc With the dalntyiKtrdle of silver gilt Cay as the prize of a London tilt. 1 took from a Scots ItDlyht, hilt to hUU Then she will waken the bafms from bed, T tbtink Our Lady who kept toy head; And when m? rVxjUUb kre below I "own In the courtyard moo and low, bl.e will prafbe tuo baintsthat this is so. With W and blllsv nd bills and bows. And ow the hills Iho Warden goes; -A'licn.Tum. TIIKODOKE'S PROPOSAL Theodore Pliy was an execcdlnclv tuihful ni:in, and when, after much dcUiling in his rnmd, bo decided to t;ike a wife, h's thoughts at once turned to a in.itrinional t aper as tbc hc-t means for attaining hl9 object Theodore Shy, at tho tlmo of con tomplatlni; this most serious 6ten, was thlrty-slx years of asre. I'assably iood-lookln. R')od-teiniercd, Rood natured, he pos;es-;ed a tfood house, a uool income, and all ho required was a jjood wife to mako his home happy. While matters were at this Ftae, Thirodorn was brought to a full bVt and for this reason lie could not (on ro;t a suitahle advertisement. lie was in this dilemma for two ilays, when he determined to seek Um; adrlco of a lady friend a younu widow, who had often commiserated him on hN solitary lot. Mrs. Kendy w.u an old friend whuai he had known fieforo her rnar riaK'' and was the only pcrOD he fe:t he could talse Into his confidence, holnc assured of her sympathy and dlser.'etnesA. She was. at this time hut t wenty-tlvo years of age and cx ccediuply jiretty. He aw the yonnj; widow In her morning room and fhe met him with citciidcd hand and a smllo of wel COUK'. Afl-r talking of the weather of yesterday the prospects of ditto for today and to-morrow, Theodore soulit an oppeni n to tho object of his call. "J wi.h to feck your advice on & matter of great Import to myself." "Yes." "There Is no one else- of whom i sli.iuld care to ask this advice, ar.d fccl ntr sure of your sympathy and help I determined to bo guided by your counsel, if you will bo 60 good as to eke it." The widow, much surprised and Impressed by bis extreme seriousness expressed her Inclination to laugh, j'U'1 r;iid .iie would bo pleaded to help him in anv way In her power. "We'd, the fa -t Is," he said, "I am contemplating marriaw'O, ftnd know ing you knowing you to be -" " es," bald the widow demurely. Knowing you to bo more cx pcilenced In sur-h matters, and belng so kind so good-so " Ib're tho pretty widow blushed and Itc tho pretty widow ulnsned and ked lovelier thao ever. "YcV' siiid in a low tone, moving a lit- ! looked bhe tic nearer to him, "and "And so disinterested." Hero she cave him an unuter.iblo look of re proach. '1 thought I could not do better than to a.-k your advlco as to thi lady 1 wish to marry." Mrs. Keady looked puzzled. Yv'aa he not going to proposo after oil' 'Who Is the lady?" "Well, ah: the fact Is I don't know. "No " he went on hurriedly. "You see I expect thero would bo a great del of rhafT at such an old bachelor us myself getting mnrrled, and I a:n annlous to avoid " Ttieedore had by pome- prorcss of reasoning como to believe bo was too old to diCi'.m of marriage. The widow thought otherwlso and yentured to saya "Well, at any rate." be said, "mj frltnds think so anil would ridicule the Idea, so I've beeu thiniclng of using the columns of a matrimonial papi r for tho purpose. Tlic widow looked aghast "What f!o you wsnt ruo to do?' "The fact Is," he confessed, "I can't make out such an advertisement as I ohouid like, and I want you to help me U word one If you wl:l be so kind." Mr. Keady wai amazed, and not a lit t lo disappointed. Writing materials being on the table, the widow sat down and took a piece of paper on which to comm.t tloti s. l irst of all," said the lady, "what sort of a witc do you want?" "Keally," he said, "I cannot do-periln- the sort of lady I should like. i on see, it seems so roolisn, es pecially for me." "Weil, ihon," replied his compan (.n. who h id apparently received an Inspiration. "ow, did you want a young, mklule-aged or old lady'r" "Ohl I think youngln.M 'nut what do you call youngish? You don't want a girl of 16?" "Older than that 1 am uouble that ae, you know." Oh.' are you? Well, then, ubout v, hat :;ge shall I say?" 'How old are y I really beg your pardon. I meant about your age." "I don't mind you knowing my ago. So you think a lady of my age would suit you?" said sho mcrrl.y. Theodore was ccrtUn of It "'ow we have the first require ment Io you wish to state whether he is to be slim, or or shall we say bonny'?" Theodore; looked again round the room, and came to tho conclusion that the wluotv was of tho propor t o-is he desired. "Like you," he said. Having only just coaijinpiated ma'rimony, he had r.cver be'-tovo 1 ft thought on tho widow's charm's until now, and fast Incoming helplessly in love he wished t i had gone and shot himself beforo he catuo on his pres ant errand. IJut, you foolish man, how can I putJLUat?Y7haLsrji I?" YoO rC 4fl afigeL" Sho laughed merrllj Then I must put of angelic pro portions.' " "No, let us leave that out alto gether." "Any preference as to the height?" About your height" "Well, how tall am 1? I'm sure I 'on't know." "IJtavo you a measure?" said Theo dore. She had one on her chatelaine, and as It nevef apparently o"currej to either that the simplest method would be to detach the chatelaine, Theodore felt much erabarassment while he performed his task, measur ing the pretty widow first from the ground to the chatelaine, and then from the chatelaine to her crown of half. Indeed, so Curried was he that the operation had to bo performed no less than three times before he was certain as to her height "Five feet five," he pronounce 1. "la ehe to be musical?" continued the widow. What an cscace? Suppose be had rashly engaged himself to a musical being who was not musical: Id est who was 'hobby" musical! It would have been the only thing to make biro commit sulcldol "Yes, I want 6ome one who Is really musical " "Well, hut every girl will 6ay she Is that" - What shall I do?" "I should advise rod to marry some ane you know Is really musl'-aL" Ohl bashful man! ne wa9 already madly In love with this woman and he never took tho hint l'ehaps ho did not see It! . "But I don't care for any musical lady that I know of -except one," ho added conrusedly. "Then why not ask her?" 'She wouldn't have me 1 should never think of asking." "How do you know she would re fuse when you have never asked?" "She's too good for we." 'How do you know she Is not In lovo with you, and If that is tho case you ought to?" "Oh, but It's most unlikely." "Suppose it Is likely," persisted the widow, "should you, in that case, dls ayprove of her telling you fo?" ""o, I think we'll leave musical put of the (pucstlon. If I was only lure of her being as musical us you " "Why, you silly man' You are wanting her to be like mo in every thing." "I do." K.ut he went no further, and the widow proceeded: "Then we'll draw up the advertise ment" "Wanted, a young do you call o lady of 25 young?" "Certainly." "Well, then, a young lady about fwenty-five, of good appearance, height about 5 feet 5 Inches, to cor r spond with gentleman aged 30, with vifw to matrimony." "That won't do," said Theodore. "I'm really very sorry to have given you alj tills trouble, but I can't lio It" "Well, what shall you do?" "I don't know. Remain a bache lor, perhaps; anyhow, I won't adver t'sc. You'll pardon me fortho trouble I have given you, won't you? You are very kind Good-morning." "Good morning." Hut stay a mo ment. IHd you not say," continued sho. blushing, "that you would pre ter some one like me for your wife?" "Y'es." "Then why not ask me?" And ho did. Chicago Post Tlio Collection Mania. The collection rainia has its victhnJ among nil cla-,st of persons, from the poorest to the richest, aaJ very oftea queer traits of character nro shown bj tne colloctioo mado. A successful Wall street broker has a collection that is unique, valuable and income producing. H-cssed with abundant means ho has for tho past fivo yeara been able to gratify his whlin for tho collection of bvik stocks. Ilis ambition is to hive the lurest collection of certificates of bmk stook In tho world. His plan Is to buy jutt one share of ttoc In each National bunk. Kecontly ho found that every Ka Uonal bank ia New Yoik City, except one, was represented in hi9 collection. Tho exception was tho Chemical, the ooo-huudred-dollar shares of which sell for something over 5000 each. After trying for a long while to find some one tfho would sell him a single sharo th Collector caraj across three shares which wore fbrsalo in a lump. He could not get ona alone, consequently ha bought tho throo for a triile over $15,000. "1 ws led lttto making collections of bank stocks," said this gontlemaT the ot!.t.r d.y, "because I could not think of any thing else to collect. Among my friends were collectors of picture, bronz-s, marbloo, brio-a-brae, fljwers, books postage stamp?, coins, musical inatru manta, glasswara and almost everything else. - I wanted to collect something that would bo out of the or licary and at the $ara time be of pcriaauenl value." New York Times. Tho Mitten. "L. T. B." explains tha orliu of a fomiliar phrn? thus: "An old time Ne England expression, 'getting the mitten,' meaning pelting your otfsr of aarnago rejected by your he?f girl,' h&k ni erU gtn In the customs of tne earlier days. One hundred years n ;o gloves wera un known la the country towns. Mittens were knitted and worn in all families. IS a young man going home from sing, ing school With the girl of his choics was holding her mittenc 1 band to keep it from getting cold, and took that op portunity to urge his suit, if tho Offer proved acceptable the baud would re main. If taken by surprls?, an effort to withdraw, the bind would leave the mit ten. So the suitor would 'get tho mit ten' but would not get the band." This is certainly a very easy and plausible ex planation when you lino-v what It is, but if you had not been told tho pbraso would be puzzling. Boston TrauscxiuU "' ATTIC SALT. "Dear me," said tho pepper in a smart tone, "I wish tho mustard would stop appearing in that frightful yellow." -"Yes" replied the salt, "it must be the mustard that the newspapers refer to when they speak of the 'gay acason.' " Wuihingtoh Star. Life Is a deep and perplexing prooiein only to those who seek a solution in the tomes of the old fathers, tha scientists, tho philosophers nud tho investigators. Iii the light that glows from a true, warm heart it is a sweet, plain, easy lesson that the simplest child can read. Trofessor E. E. liarnard lias pul lished two striking photographs which indicate that Drooke's comet collided with some other body on October 1st, I'.isteur'a patients for treatment against hydrophobia sometimes num ber us many as V2'J a. month. r mi Mr. and Mr. J. W. Wilcox Hood's Has No Equal. Dull, All Tired Out, Dizzy Headache. Etc. "Uood'B Snriii'iiriila bus no equal & a family medicine. My wife tiai been taking It fur an All Tired Out Feeling and sh dow feels like anew woman. As fur my wlf all the fault I find with It is that It eoM me as much again to furnish my table as tt did bo fore we commenced to take Hood's Parsaparllla. I was dull, did not have any appetite, and was troubled with dizzy headache spells every spring. 9 r-sf Sarsa- ooa s parilla Cures aince tnklnsr Hood' riiirsapHrillti 1 have not U'-n aftlcted. Hood's Sursaparilla (foes way ahead o' anything we have ever tried." J. V. Wilcox, I ray man, Cuba, N. Y. Hood's 1111 pure nam, t"1ck beadiirhe, ln dletion, bilurtisncM. Sold by all druggists. m t t w v m " w n m 1 PILLS. rim-lr nvyptnMe, mlkland rt'haMi. a!io p-rf-Nii Iii;t'ftin, nmipl' t tilorpltun mid hnlturnl rv.i larity. Kur Ih' fiirt-nf j.u lis.inl"r f the t.nn:H, Liv-r liwt ls, Kitli.yft, l;iali-r. Nervous lu-rv4 LOSS OF APPETITE. SICK uEADACME, INDIGESTION, DIZZY FEEIINGS. FEMALE COMPLAINTS, BILIOUSNESS, DYSPEPSIA. rrni KiT nn;i--nN tn rnrvmpii-hoi h tiikmc K:uli 'x I'll!.. Hy tin ir AM l-iil 1. l')f 'S pri.--rlt fth' y wttninitf Kit llvvr In 11- s-er.'lt'.u of tlt- IoIuikI iL-i .l''liuih'' through thf tili:tr .lijem. lli '.Uii la ,f Innn twu lo i.mr will ijui.-kly r'ilat( the uil.in of llii' liver ou.l free the piitl.-ut frum these ili..r-l'Ta. t ,e or two of Uudnuy' 1'llh, In ii.-ii ihmv hy liifwe --.iijin-t t. hlllim-, p.tln "hti I tor. .t.llty i'f the liver, will kefjj lile system rei,'nlfcr till 1 n i-.ne le ulthy ilue.-.t!on. J'il'.v. pir iKj.t. .-oM liy all .Irur rlit-4. KAUWAV CO.. IE1V OiUi. A Ruddy Glow on check .VAW!.;,: and brow v ; Vv is evidence :.,-a,ls,t';f body is getting proper nourishment. When this glow of health is absent assimilation is wrong, and health is letting down. Scott's Emulsion taken immediately arrests waste, regardless of the cause. Consumption must yield to treatment that stops waste and builds flesh anew. Almost as palatable as milk. PreDaird br Beott A Bonne. N, T. All draeriata. COOK BOOK 820 FftOES-lLLU&TRflTED. Onc'if tho lirrfejt llest i HK Pihks tutiilsh.,1. Mftild lncxcnanp. for 20 Irn. Lloa btn! rut Trt4n I.iua CelTee wmpjHTS. ami n 2-eept ptAmp. Write lor ltr-t of our olhex line 4ro mluniK. woolison Spice Cq , 4j0 Uuroa St., Tuixio, unto. a.i1 oti(.rs Tuo fmtiT or tup lo eitfv.?i (So whle I?riirt p--v-C of Ku m n ti:i ii iittl, -"' ' " ""- C-nff. V. liT 'iaaltiy Throughout. Unlike t'i3 Dutch Process Xo Alkalies OR Other Chemicals are osed In the preparation of W. BAKER & CO.'S reakfastCocoa tr h inh is ahitnlu tefy pur ana ofuof. than mnr than three tme i strength of Cocoa mixea th Htarch, Arnwroot or ' Sueur, aud U far moro eco nomical. coftifiQ leas fffn oiii cent a cap. It In delicious, nourishing, and easixt I-HiLTEl. Sold by Grofrn errprhftr. W. BAKER & CO., Dorchester, Maw. A Skin of Beauty is a Joy Forever. 12. T. FSL2 3W3ATO'3 CEiENTEL CBEHJII, Of PISGICHL BE83TIFIH 'tc li9. nub very blea- and dfloa d taction, on It v!rtiM bas wtnoG lb tMtof srmt no otbr tuui, a d A is to barm)! v tt- U to t wire it lipr" Accent do iiiulllarruun fc.Mfu t&Id t a t&rir of vlt V.st(ii pTiyirrtffrwM.' Ou t-ott will Ut t tnonUia, nalnw 11 avor.v rav. Ami Prwirt Knhti.a rfnnw gTprfltjmn hair Uhont litnr to the rfkii. fc: K D T. II O P K I N R. P ri i V ' i rt J o m St. . N V. For ml by all &r"nxlst and Faucy JoKlIea,era thrMiihout ih U. P., CwriadAf). and ttirnp. . 0 f Keware of Ilane Xionit. flOuu Reward foff kxiiflt and Droof of auy oue seUUig the uiUi. H SPAOIie 3001 "tt r- ! - mm mm; I l. IWtsl Tm t ST. JACOBS OIL 18 THE MASTER CURE FOR PAINS and ACHES. WISE WOSDS. A good man cannot bide it. Patience ia" the courage of virtua. Coquettes are the quacksof loTev i History Is theconssienco ot humanity Truth ia tha skoletoa of appearance. Antiquity is the aristocracy of his tory. ', . ---ci V The ' earth is fillel with brokeasi. lonces. " ConScryatisin is contentment half ia blossom. . s- y-' v -a' Is a trrindstone that Chits an . j w edge on us. .- The richest mca don't always know bow to bo rich. . . - ,- V Silence is tha ' wit of fools and one 61 tho virtues ot the wise. ' Every duty we omit obscures some (ruth we should hare known. Virtue being iU "own reward, some people don't euro to earn it. IIalf the world trips to make the ideal real, and tha other halt tries to make the real ideal. Tho kiss of passion is silent; the kiss of love is murmurous, aal the evcry-day kiss is explosive. ' No true and permanent fame cau bo founded except la labors tor tho"; happi ncss and rood of mankind. V Argument, as usually' manageIs the worst sort of conversation ; as it'is 'geh erally, in books, the worst sort of read ing. t . If we are ever in doubt what to do, it is a good rule te aslc ourselves Jwhat we shall wish on the morrow that" we had dono. - - etoJy In Tuts. ' A study of the small too in man has been made In Germany by Hcrr l'litzner. In 3fl per cent, of the pcr Fons examined the rorportion bting preatcr among women than men this too was found to have only two joints instead of three supposed to belong to It. That tifjht shoes have not caused the union of two Lones was shown by the fact that tho pro portion having tho peculiarity wa- about the same araontr small children nsamonK adults. The Investigator concludes the small toe Is in course of degeneration, and 's Inclined to icllevc that man may eventually be come four-toed. Dr. Kilmer's Bwamp-Koot cons all Kidney and bladder trouble Famphlet and Consultation free. Laboratory Sinuharoton. N. X. When sugar ia added to water the mixture does not freeze at several de grees liclow the freezing point. This enables , bricklayers to continue at work when ordinary mortar would con geal. Of Cot, me Von Read The testimonials published In this paper relating to Hood's pHrsai arllla. Th.'y show beyond a doubt that IIOOD S CVRE-l Constipation, and all troubles with tho Uver, are euro by Ilood'a Pill.. Electric locomotives aro proving themselves to be well adapted for use in coal and other mines, and they now furnish motive power for hauling curs in About thirty mines in tho United States. M. V. Thompsnn Co., Drum-lsts, Pondorn port, I 'a., say Hall's Catarrh C ure is tho best ami only mre cure for catarrh they ever Bold. L'ruKiitsta mjU it, 7jc The ferial sj.aee withiu tho limit of our vision is calculated to have a di ameter of 420,000,000,000 miles, and a circumference of 1,329,712,000,000 miles. And this is only a fragment of tho immensity of space, Shtlub'a Care I "old en a guarantee. It cures Incipient Con amnion; It is the Bet Cough Cure: Ac.. 50c-, $1 IIarey. the famous trainer, eavs : j "The horse should not be made to en j dure a tight check more than fifteen I minutes." lie also says that colts are abuse of the bitting bridle. On a north ISritish railway, they have in uso a system of car heating in which the exhaust steam from tho Wcstinghouse air pump is used to do the heating. GREAT EASTERN Furniture & Mattress Mfc. Co., Also t'pholstercrs and Decorators, liet Urceii A Spring Garden Sts., l'Uiiada., Pa. If not why not purehnse your rurniture, Pitr lorsuiu Carpets, flidilliitr, Muttlnv, lot. Hull Rand-, .aide hoards. Tables, Chairs, Kefrliferii- torw, ituby Carnnires, Kte., ol the nmnulnclurer tlireet. t,et new pool. It 1-ajij. We suve you 7' Call and be eoiivlltced. A few priees: I.i pieeen, Oak Suit, Crib and Mat tress thrown In slM.Ti. Parlor Hutts, S17.UU ujh uartla. ICoekers, fl.; Chairs, l-'.: Hprlnirs, ikhj ; 1 Set ot i'Hlow and Bobter, gl.uu. Awulugs, rAliadettud Parlor tliu to order. Good hlntied all over the countrv. 1,000,000 ACRES OFLAND for sale by the Sax.tt Pact A Itlcth Railroad Compact in Mtnneaota. Eud for Maps and Clrcu lara. They will be sent to you ddffa. HOPEWELL CLARKE, Laod Conimnsioiier.St, Paul, Mioa FOR FIFTY YEARS ! MRS. WINSLOWS SOOTHING SYRUP hut hri Twed Million of Mother , r.r tlMlr children w hlln Teethinn' tor ot.it . Fifty Ycaiw. It aonthoa thoeMM. noftns th oi;ni, allays all ram, enrw wma ouUtaua ia Uie tMwt remouy tor aiarrna. TfrcDtr-tive Cent a Bottle. ,W.I..rOrGTJAS S3 SHOE equal custom work, costing from fA tn , ocst Taiue tor the money in the world. Name and price SHUT. -.mm jtvu vn inv Lr)iiin. X-very Xait warramea. l ake no uhsti- te. bee local papers tor lull description of our complete lines tor laaics and gen- 'a.UOUGLTr iicmen or ena lor it- lustrattd Catalogue pivine in structions how to or der by mail. Po5taeefree. You can get the beat barina of dealers who tush our ahoca. .- - irllr4DrJ S7.,,,lf.Ml1 "jor.j.b .MAVCft.iuii PB1LA., PA. EwrUiuw; nooprt"oor3rUlfril iff C bnatnMt. Bud tot iraJw. OdWsbMrs. t A.M. tol rnm- fhrrt Orfinrrft CitTifn nd Oanlen vnuivw vriu.iw uiuiw UuUWicmp; terms cay;at railroad center. IUx 27, Archer, H PATENTS" I until r'aifii obta -TFinMA P. ftlMPHOK, ahTi! n izToa. D. C. No ait'r faM obtained. Write for Inventor's Uuld CensQsapUTea and people who have weak limps or Asth ma, should n6 Pin's Cure aor Oonsumptloo. It has cared thoiiaavnda. ft has not injur ed on. It is not bad toiaae. it Is the basteougb srrap. Bold everywhere. S6c Xf3 z BUYINQ A FRIEND Who WU1 Stic to ion Throngta Good Bsh port n4 EtU fteport. If a man could eo Into open market and for two or three) hundred dollars purchase the life-long devotion of a friend, though a bumblo friend, id would be accounted a wonderful thing. But that is exactly what hap pens or might happen, whenever a horse Is bought; You give him food, lodging, and the reasonable service of a valet, la return for which be will not only further your business or your pleasure, as the case may be, to the best ot his ability, but be will also repay you with affection, respond to your caresses, greet you with a neigh of pleased recognition, and to a hundred ways of his own exhibit a sense of relationship. There are men to whom a horse is only an animated machine; they will ride and drive him, hire grooms, and draw checks for his sustenance and keeping, but all without a single thought of tho animal as having a character, a mind, a career of bU own: as being susceptible to pain or pleasure; as a cfeatore for whose wel fare they have assumed a Certain re sponsibility, of which they cannot get rid, although they may forget It or deny lt3 existence. - Even among people who are intelligent, religious, and kind-hearted, as the world goes, there is sometimes found, as we all know, especially when their own con venience is concerned, an astonishing Indifference to the sufferings Of dumt beasts, .. Thero is a good deal Of bard dcarte'dness in our Tuntan blood ai respects dumb animals. I once 6pent several weeks on a farm wbero ruanj beasts of various kinds were kept, The family was of puro New England stock, farmers tor many generations back, stalwart, Intelligent, honest people, pillars of the church, leading men in the village, but in their treat ment of dumb beasts without feeling or compunction." If tho cows did not enter their stalls at the proper mo ment they were pounded with what ever weapon becamo handy; borsei were driven when they . were lame and neglected when tbey wero tired. Every animal on tho place was In a continual state of hunger, and none ever received a kind vvord or a pat ol tho hand. That on all convenient occasions I surreptitiously fod the occupants of the barn horses, cows, oxen, and bull is a fact which 1 ma) bo permitted to state, lost 1 should Include myself la the condemnation of these hard-hearted farmers: and J . recall with pleasure tho antlclpatorj neighing, the scraping of hoofs and 1 tho rattling ot chains that soon be came a regular occurrence whenever: I set loot upon the threshold. I have known better educated, vlllago-bred persons ot the same stamp, meo ot a kind that command, when they die, half-column obituary notice In tho paper, who took a vicious delight io itoQina.doffs 03 their lawns, and who would have been moved to 6corn by any show of affection for a horse, People whose attitude toward dumt animals la of this character not only fall of their duly, but miss a vast amount of happiness yorscs are to be enjoyed In other ways than those of riding and driving. To be come familiar with their character! and peculiarities of which lattel horses nave many; to see them com fortable in their stalls sleek, well fed, well groomed, warmly blanketed; to give them affection and to receive It back; finally, to take pride la them, and, frankly tpeaklng, to brag about them without bilng more unveraclous than a fairly good conscience will al low this is to enjoy a horse. It G Merwin In "Iload, Track, and Stable" The Doath of Artcmns Ward. Artomus TTarJ died not many months after bis London debut, at tended to tho last by Tom Ilobcrtson. A strong attachment had sprung op between them, and the devotion of hU now-found English friend was touching In the extreme and charac teristic of Robertson's noblo nature. Just before Ward's death Eobertson poured out some incdicino In a jdass and offered It to his friend. Ward said: "My dear Tom, I can't tajee that dreadful stuff." "Come, come," said Robertson, urging bim to swal low tho nauseous drug, "there's a dear fellow! Do now, for my sake; you know I would do anything for you." "Would you?" Eaid Ward, feebly 6tretching out his hand to grasp his friend's, perhaps for the last time "I would, indeed!" said Robertson, "Then you take it," said Ward. The humorist passed away r.ut a few hours afterward Life of T. W. Robertson- Peru bcrton. tVomen Dentlsta, Thero are now nearly 200 womcL practicing dentistry in tho United States. Although it Is about thlrtv years since tho first woman began practice in this profession, it is only within the last ten years that the number entering tho profession has becomo considerable. They aro to mako some demonstrations of this growth at tho World's Fair in the congresses through tho efforts Of the women's committee of tho auxiliary on dental eurgery. Resides, the meeting cf tho World's Columbian Dental Congress In August, tho wo men's first dental association of the United States will hold a meeting. This association was organized March 19, 1892, by the women dentists of rhlladolphia, and it now has mom. bcrs in all the leading cities. Sea Fowls. Sea fowls' eggs liavo one remarka ble peculiarity, they are nearly conical in form, broad at the base and sharp at the point, so that they will only roll In a circle. They are laid on the bare edges of high rocks, from which they would almost surely fall off savo for this happy provision of naturo TnE woman who paints ber cheeks and the man who dyes his whiskers never fool but one person. Ouji first parents made God's bless ings a means ot cursing themselves. reople are still doing tnat. Tnt, fi.. fhftt. ta ?iM:il la nnnAQlnfr ... 4 , . . . f a man ougnt to do eumcrent eviucuco that be Is oft the Lord's side. f Evert time a man sins be has one more reason for trying to prove that the cfmrch Is full of hypocrites. i WHEsetER a good thought knocks at the dobr Of the mind, Jesus Christ la asking to come into the heart Dr. T. C. Duucao, of Chicago, says that smallpox epidemics are coincident' with great atmospheric chauges due to gun fpot. CAPTDBING TflEATARACr. . KTAOA.KA PAIXS 13 "HA.HNESS&D - rOS HAH'3 BENEFIT. . t 7- Eqttal to 1,000,000 norsft-Power More THaa One-Tent b ot That -' Amoont 'Will Soon bo Armilable. "1 Tr"OIt more than fifty years, says a t BuSalo letter to the New York JJ 1 Press, the dream of engineers (J has been to "harness Hiagara." Well, the dream has come true, Niag ara is ia harness.' To be sure, the trace chains have not yet been booked to the whlffletreea of Industry, but tho col lar and hames, the bridle and bit are in position and ready for the strain when it shall come. v The greatest cataract of the world has' been subdued, and If, ' rn knowledge of its captivity 'its roar Is more sullen than of yore when It existed only as an Insurmountable obstacle to navigation and a wonder for sightseers to grow solemn over, the smiles on the faces of capitalists, the new Jingle in the pockets of residents ot the village Of Niagara Falls,-4 and ' the- complacent prophesies of the Buffalonlan that tea years hence "Chicago will not be in it, air; no, sir, not on your life," are atone ments. - . . It is estimated that the tohl power of the great waterfall Is equal to that of 13,000,000 horses. To any one who has seen its mighty volume this docs not seem absurd. The present scheme will only utilize less than one-hundredth of that vast wasting force, but it may be ssretcbed In the future to as great a length as may bo made useful. -. The effect of this great enterprise may not bo as great as the sanguine remark of the Buffalo man who has been quoted would Imply, but it will be very great. Of course many ot tho manufacturing interests which will be 'attracted by cheap power will gather In tho little town which hovers on the brink of tho cataract, and which has in tha past been notable principally for Its big hotels, its clamorous cabbies and its Indiaa bazaars. But a plan has been devised whereby thi power will be electrically transmitted to Buffalo with comparatively small loss, so that this city will undoubte liy come In for many of the pudding's plums. The Viliago of Niagara Falls itself has gone wild with a boom almost Western in its enthusiasm. - The first attempt to utilize tho water power of- Niagara Falls was made by Horaco A. Doy, who in 1350 built tho old Hydraulic Canal runuing from above the rapids to what are now known as Shoelkopf's Mills on tho brink of tho cataract. This canal discharges its wafer Into wbeelplts only sixty feet deep, which In turn discharge at a point more than 100 foet above the level of the river bolow the falls, so that more than three quarters of the possiblo force 1 wasted. The old Hydraulic Canal gives J in all only about 6000 available tioreoower. The new method is the same principle differently applied. , A canal has been cut from above the replds ai' in Dcy's Elan; but it rans only a . short distance efore It reaches the pits, which aro 120 fcot dcop. A Sheer fall through great pipes Is thus obtained, which is noarly ai frreat as the height ot tho fall3. Thus far the work was comparatively easy. The fun came ia giving the water a vent from the bottom of the wbeelplts. This was accomplished by the construc tion of a great tunnel through solid llmo. stone rook, from the wheolplts to below the falls. The water abstracted from the river thus flows for a short distances through the caual, then takes its big tumble through - the pits down to the turbine wheels, and then flows through the tunnel to the river's lower level. " This tunnel is 8713 foot long, twenty, eight feet high and eighteen feet broal, in semi-circular form. It is bricked up along its whole length, an undertaking which has consumed 13,000,000 cubes of baked clay, and which, had it been done by a singlo bricklayer, would have occuplod his entire attention for twenty four years. It was thought to be a bet ter plan to employ 7 0D men In its con struction, however, and they have man aged to dig it an 1 lino It in a little less than three years, having kept hard at it day and night. The total cost of the enterprise so far has been a trill o of $2,500,000. - - - - With tho wlieelpits already fin's'ied or under way, the plant will develop a minimum of 120,000 horse power. This would be moro than sufficient, to run seven of the largest steamships afloat, and steamships aro not eay things to run. It is highly improbable, however, that the power from the falls will be utilized in ocean navigation. But if the dreams of the projectors of this big entorpriso come true, somo things almost as remarkable as that wouM bo are TiVely to occur. Its pro motors have been dovoticg almost as much attention to studying how to trans mit the power as they havo to studying how to develop it. In order to Increase tho power It will be necessary only to dig now wheel pits. Tho canal and the tunnel are big enough to hold water for 1,000,000 horsepower, and that is what the company places its maximum rapacity at. 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