fiEY. DR. TAIXVGE THE BROOKLYN DIVINE'S SUN DAY SERMON. Subject: "Festivity." Text: "ffow, ur a 3 Ainj vmay. i,nnxiT., 17. It ni one o( the most ex -It in r times lo KBRliflli history whon Quedn Elizabeth visited Iioni LeWer at Ksntlwortii Castl. The moment ot her Arrival was conidird so im portant that all the clocks ot th eastle ware stopped, so that lbs hands miitht point to that one moment as beinir the raost sijrnifl. eant of ail. ribe was itreefeltoth STt with floating islands and torche. and the thunder of cannon, and fireworks that -t the nlcht ablaze, and a ereat t.urst of music that lifted the whole scen into perfe-t enohantmnt. luxuries of whinh aslonishedtlie world, l out hnaUred servant waited ntion the snsn. The entertainment cost f 5000 aach day. I.or J Jlceeter made that Krit supper in Ktinll worth f:ast!". Gardiu:il Wlsy entertainer the French embassadors at Haiupton C'onrt. The b-t cooks in all the land prepared for the ban quet. 1'urvpyor.i went out and trareled all the kingdom over to find spoils forthe table. The time r-a'n. The EifMe were kept dur ing the d:iy liuntintr in the King's park so that their Mpnetite uiiitiit be keen, and then in the evening, to the sound of the trumpet ers, they were introduced Into a hall nun? with 8. it an 1 cloth of cold, and there were tables a-'httcr with irripunal plate and ladn with the rarest of m-ats and ablush wtth the costliest wines, and when the second course of the i-hai i'uiiih u was iouaa mai ine arti cles oi food had Ii.mti fashioned into the shape of men, l.ir Is nu 1 beasts, and groups dancin'-, :in 1 joutin;r parlies riding a-fains: each other Wit h lan"'. Lords and prill-' and embassadors, out of cops filled to the trim, drank the health HrRt of the King of Kagland and next of the King of Frauct?. t'ardinal Wolsey pn-pnred that great supper in Hampton Court. But I have to toil you of a grander enter tainment. My Lord, trie King Is the ban queter. AngeJs are the cupbearers. All the redeemed am the guests. The halls of eternal love, frescoed with Hu'ht and paved with joy and curtained with unfading beauty, are the banqueting pla'e. Tmo harmonies of eter nity are the music. The clialices of heaven are the plates. :in i I am one of the servants corning out wiui loth hands filled with invi tation., scatter. irr tlicm everywuere, and, oh, that for yourselves you nn'ht break the seal of tho invitation and read the words written In red ink of blood by the tremulous hand of a dying Clirlst, "Come now, for ail things are ready." There have been grand entertainments where was a taking off t'io wine gave out, or the servants were rebellions, or the light failed. Hut I 1-av koiio all around nr.oul this sutije -t nn 1 looked at the redemption which Christ has j rovi 1 : 1, an 1 I oome herj to t.'.i you it is . ipl.'tc. an t I swing op-n the door of t i - ( tell, ng you that "ail things nre now r-.iiy." In the lrl i i h -.ve ;o innounee that the Lord .I.-m.- I .t.-i II ns.-,f is ready. Cir rliml Woi-cy , a i ., u.in t.:e least utter the first course, li .-a. ne hi eo-t )d aud spurre I. and the guests aroi" :.nd ctb-ere 1 him. But Christ cows in at the very tv-rinnirii,- of tin feast aye, II" li.-.s been waiting lH'il years for His guests. I,, ii-.s i...n Htaudingon His mangled feet, li-. has had His sore hand on H:s punture l side, or He has been pressin His lacerate 1 t-!:i.Vs w iitio. waiting. It is wi.nd- rul t!i it H has not been Impatient and that He has n..t "Shut the door aud let the Iagg.tr-1 stay out," but He has been waiting. No banqueter ci.t waited for his guests so patiently as I'l.r.or has waited for us. To prove how willing He Is to rwivj us. 1 gather all the tears that rolled down His checks in sympathy lor your sorrows; I gather all the drops of blood that channel" i His brow, and H: back, and Hs hands and feet. In trying to purchase your redemption : Igatnerallthogroausth.it He uttered in midnight chill, and in mountain hunger, and In desert lonehn-ss. au 1 twist them into one cry bitter, agonizing, overwhelming. I gather all the pains that shot from spear and spike au 1 cross, jolting luto one pang remorseless, grinding, excruciating. I take that one drop of swat on His brow, and un der the gospel glass that drop enlarges until I sec in it lakes of sorrow au 1 an ocean of agony. That being standing before you now, emaciated and gashed and gory, coax'sj for your love with a pathos in wnien every word Is a heart break un I every sentence a mar tyrdom. How can you think He trifles Ah.isu-rus prepare I a feast for 10 days, but this feast is for all eternity. Lords and princes were invited to that. "You and I an 1 all our world are invited to this. Christ is ready. You know that the banqueters of oldon time used to wrap themselves in ro-ji" prepared forth ocMis!on. so rny Lor 1 .le.ns hath wrapped Himself in all that is beauti.'ul. See how lair He is I His eye. His brow. His ehoefc, go radiant that the stars have no brilliancy compared with it, nis face reflect ing all the Joys of the redeemed. His hau l having the omnipotent surgery with wiiic i Ho opened Mind eyei and straightened crooked limbs, and hoisted the pillars of heaven an. 1 swung the twelve gates, wuicii are the twelive pearls. There are not enough cups In bwiven to dip np this ocean of beautv. There are not ladders enough to scale, this height of love. There are not enough cymbals to elap, or harps to thrum, or trumpets to peal fotTh thepras-'s of this one altogether fair. Oh, thou llow.T of eternity, thy breath is the fiertume of hcv.en ! .j, blissful dayoreak, et all p 'o;.!,. ;,,,, tleir hands in thy radi ancol t'i.orns : Come, meu and saints and eheruhim and s r.iplum and nrchmgc! all heights, all depths, all immensities. Ciiorui Boll Hun thr.ei 'h the heavensin aeharioti universal acclaim, over bridges of hosanna under arches of coronation, along byrto irreat towers chiming with eternal jubilee. Chorus : "L nto Him who hnth loved us an ' washed us trom our sins in His own blool, t Him be glory, world without end?" I have a wurd of live letters, but no s'ice whlee enough on wliieh to write it and no rcn good enough with whiJh to Inscribe it. ulve me the invest 1. ..if from the heavenly records give me ttie p. ncil with which trie angel records I is victory and then, w.th my hand strung to supernatural ecstasy and my pen dipped in the iigUt of the morning, I will write it out in capitals of love. "J-E-S-U-S." It i this one. Infinitely fair. , to whom y.m are invited. Christ is waitin.; jor you, waiting as a i anq ieter w.i.is lor the delayed giit the meats s .ioking, the beakers trimming, I'm minstrels with fingers oi the stiff str:i waiting for the clas"h of the hoo's at the guteway. Waiting for yon as a mother "waits for her son who went off ten years ago, dragging herbleedingheart along'wlth hiin. Waiting! Oh, give bio a comparison intense enough, hot enough, Import unato enough to express, my meaning something high as heaven end deep as hell an 1 long as eternity I Not hop ing that you crin help me with such a co-n parlson, 1 will say. "He is waiting as only the all sympathetic Christ cau wait for ll tomiDg back of a lost soul." B w the knee nn.l kiss lt)o Hon, Come anil we c erne, s.naer, come. Again, the Holy Spirit Is ready. Why is It that so many sermons drop dead that Chris tian songs rio not get their wing under tht people that so often prayer goes no highei than a hunter's "holt.. r" it is bacausethere is a link wanting the work of tho Holj Spirit. Unless that spirt give grappiinc hooks to a sera on end lift the prayer and waft the song, everything is a den d fallnre. That spirit is willing to come at our call and lead you to eternal life, or ready to corns wtth the same power with which heunhorsod Saul on the lamas ms tumnike, aud hrolte down I.ydia In her fine store, and lifted tht .1000 frjra mi.imi.-ht into midnoon at th Pentecost. With that power the spirit ol God now teats at the gate of your soul. Mine ..ii e..i ,,. .. ,, whet homely snd In- S'gll I ! ' ' -1- ' I ' ; ' V I '"' sj. i ,t Oi UOJ e I l.:oys ' r ;n Ther- v is i .i : i t w'a.t n a I r : w lion he tore it u: But one fra'.re.eut ' an I hesaw n:i it C lie foun 1 no pe t ... taat great future. el River bont - . . t '. W.th in ligna iii It ire.v it overhoar.l. I-,-.- 1 on hU coat s:enve, :' w .rl "eternity," an 1 u!iM he wis prepare 1 for li. i y.v.i kn'iw what pa- aige it was that ei'i-;" 1 Martin Lntherto see the truth! "The j.it shall live by faith." Do you know there i one just one pas sage that brought AugiKtines fro n a life of dissipation "rut ye on the l.ord Jsn Cnrist and ma'e no provi-:on for tho fi-h to fulflll the bur t'ieroV It was just one passage that eouverted H -dley Viears. the great soldier, to Chrit. Tho bloo 1 of Jesus Christ clennieth o-om nil sin." Do you know that the Holy Spirit used one passage of Senpture to s ive Jonathr.n Edwards? ''Now, unto the King, eternal. Immortal, Invisible, the only wise God, our rlaviour, be glory." One year ago on Thanksgiving Day I rea l for my text, ,-Oh, give thanks unto the Lord, for He is good, for His merey en.lureth forever." And there Is a young man in the house to whose heart the Holy Spirit took that teTt for his eternal redemption. I might speak of my own case. J will tell you I was brought to the peace of tht. gtwpel through the Syro-1'hrenician woman's ery to fJhrfsti "Even the dogs eat of the crumbs that fall from the Motor's tablfl;" Do you know that the holy spirit almost always uses insigniQeant means? Eloquent sermons never save anybody. Philosophical sermons never save anyun ly. Metaohysieal sermons never save anvbody. llut the 1 minister eomes some Sabbath to his pulpit wojfjnJuljltJigasems6ts fin.dti rs- li.ii? oi 8 frenzied doorbell. Hs has 03!y text and two or throe Ideas, bat he sutsi 'O Lord, help me. Here are a good many peopla I may anver meet again. I hars not much to say. Kpeak Thou through my poor lips." And befoM the aerrloe Is dona there ire tearful eye cad a solemnity like the judgment. The great French orator, when the dead King lay before him, looked up and cried, "God only la great I" and the triumph of his eloquence has beea told by the his torians. But I have not heard that one soul was saved by the oratorical flourish. Worldly critics may think that the early preaching of Thomas Chalmers was a masterpiece. Dot Thomas Chalmers says he never began to preach until he eame out of the sickroom, whits and emad-'-' -"d told men ths impls story of Jesus, ra the great day ot eternity it will be found that the most souls have been brought to Christ not by the Bossaets and Maasillona and Boardalones. t'Ut by tmmble men, who, In the strength of Cod and bellevintt in the eternal spirit, in- i yitod men to Jeros. There were wise salves, there were excel lent ointments, I suppose, In the time of Christ far blind an 1 in flame. 1 eyes. But Jesns turned His back upon them and put the tip of His finger to His tongue, and with the spittle that adhered to the finger Hs anoint ed the eyes of the blind man, and daylight poured into his blinded sonh So It Is now that the spirit of God takes that humble prayer meeting talk, whloh seems to be the very saliva ot Christian influence, and anoints the eyes of the blind and pours the sunlight of pardon and peace upon the soul. Oh, my friend, I wish we oonld feel it more and more that If any good is done it is by the power of God s omnipotent spirit. I do not know what hymn may bringyou to Jesus. I do not know what wonla of the.Soripture lesson I read may save your souL Perhaps the spirit of God may hurl the very text Into your heart, "Come, for all things are now ready." Again, the church Is ready. O man, 11 I could take the curtain oft then Christian neans, I could show ywi a great many aaxle ti"S for your redemption. lou think that old man is asleep because bis head Is down and his eyes are shut, No ; he Is praying for your redemption and hoping that the words spoken may strike your heart. Do you know the air Is full of prayer? Do you know that prayer is going up from Fulton street prayer meeting and from Friday evoniag prayer meeting, and go:ng up every hour of the day for the redemption of the people' And If you should Just start toward the door of tho Christian church, how quickly it woirM flv open 1 Hundreds ot people wouid say : "Givi. that man room at the sieraineat. Bring th.i silver bowl for his baptism. Give him the right hand of Christian fellowship. Bring him iuto all Christian associations.' Oh you wanderer on the cold mountains, come into th-a warm sneepfold. 1 let down teo 'eirsanl bid you come In. With the shepherd's crook 1 point you the way. Hun dreds of Christian hands beckon you into the church of Go I. A great many people do not like the church, aud say it is a grst mass of hypocrites, but it is a giorious church witn all its Importations. Christ bought it, and hoisted the pillars, and s -van r its gates, and li t"d its arclit-s, an I cur fined it with upiio's'ery crunsou with cru ei.ixiou carnage. Co.ne into it. IV-are a .ar ten ral.e-t around, I'll... n aa l nn 1-3 e illar tf-e lal, A I H e l In -'o-l hv itrnej Out ta w.,ret' Will le.-n -s. Again, the eng"!s of Gol nr-- rea Iv. A ;'r-vit many Christ. -ms ttnnlc ttlnt tue t. a -out angels Is fanciiu1. Yousiyit is avery goo I i-u'.jeet for theological stu lents w.io a .ve just begun to sermo'iize, but for elder m m it is improper. There is no more proo; in t.at Bible that there, is a G ) 1 than there -:re an :".s. Why, do al Ciey swar.u a JOilt J. i 'o'n's ladder Are we not told thu taey conducted Lazarus upward ; that they stand ore the throne, their facee covered uo ( with their wings, wnile. they err, "Holy, hoiy is tne Lord Got Almighty r Did not D avid see thousands and thousands? Did not one angel slay 1S5.000 men in Henna eherib's army? And shall they not be the chief harvesters at the judgment? There is a line of loving, holy, mighty angels reaching to heaven. I suppose they reach from here to the very gate, and when an audience is assembled for Christian wor ship the air is full of them. If each one of you has a guar tian ar.gel, how many celes ta's there are here ! Tney crowd the piace, taey hover, they flit n!out, they rejoice. Loo'.;, that spirit is just come from the t:irone! A moment ago it stood beforeChris; in I hear I the doxoiogy of the gloriile 1. e ok ! Ii. ight, immortal, wh it news from tae golden cily ! Speak, spirit hlesi ! The r .-nn... "i n s melting cm the air, "Co. ii", .or ail things are now ready 1" A'lg.vg ready to b mr the tidin rs angels r-'.i ly to drop the bene liet ion, an-eis r--a ly to kin lie the joy. They have sto 1 in giorv taey know all a'.our il. They have feit it :oy that is felt wnre there are no tears at i'i graves; immorval health, but no invalb :s n ; eoni:s. but no groans; wedding ledl , i " no fun ral torches j eyes ti.at never weep. '. i'i Is that never blister, hea ls that never a. it. hearts that n-ver br-akf frienlshipi hot are nev-r weaken" 1. K -a ly, ail of tne n ! ilia ly, thrones, prin ipalities and pow-rsl lte.tiy, seraphim anil Mi-rn'.iin ! K-ei ly, .Michael the Archangel t - Aga.n, your k-n ire l in g.ory are all ready 'or your coming. I pronounce ni'd'Tii srerituaiism a frau I ani a sham. If Joan Idton an 1 George Whitofleld h.iv no b -tte,-i.iisine'ss than to crawl uu lera tabl. and rat-lb- the leaves, they had better slay at home n glory. While I believe that modern spir-Huaiis-ii is bad because of its mental aud 'o Tistic ravages, common sense, enlight ened by the wor 1 of Go I, teaches us that .i.ir fnn is in giory sympathize with our re- :e-r ption. Xne BiMe sacs plainly there Is Joy In h-aven among tae nugeis of God over one s iin. rthat r-p-ntete, an I if angels rejoice and know ot it :ia 1 not our friends at an !- :ng among them know il? Some of th"s- j s;.irts in glory toiled for your redemption. ; Wueu tnev cH-ne to die, their chief grief was ' tuat you were not a Cnristian. Tney stii.i, "Meet me in heaven," an I put their hands o.u from the cover nn t said, "Goo l'-y," Now, suppose you should cross cvr fro.n i sinrui liie to a holy life. Suppose you -..'.ould be born into tne k'lig lom. Suppose Viiushould now S IV : '-i'lireweil. O deeollful wor.d I Get thee gene, mv sin! l'io upon ..II the follies ! O Cnr.-t. help in or I p t s i ! I take n.y promise. I believe i'hj word. I J'titer Thy service," .shipr"oe you should st and do thtv? W hy. "He is co-mug1' an I th angel poising tvf-herin tlie air would seout it upward, !.. (s eon ing !" au 1 it woul I run all up the line o' light fro-n win r to w.ng and .from tnmp-t to inrnp"t until it reaehod the gate, and then it weal 1 Hash to "the housep of manv n insh.ris, in l it wonM find out your k.n :re 1 there, an 1 before your tears of re peten in ' had be-nwiie'l from tho ehek and be-ore you had flnishe 1 your first prayer your kindred in glory woui.l know of It, rind another heaven wotii 1 be added to their (or, and they wouid ery ".My prayers are answered ; another loved ene mve-1. (live me a harp with which to strike the joy. Saved ! Saved ! 8 ived If I have shown you that "a'l things are readv,'' that Christ is ready, that the Holy Spirit is leady, that the eiinreh is ready, that the angels in glory are ready, t'.ial your gloriUel hundred are ready. then with all the concentrated emphasis of rnv oul I ask you if you are rea ly? You see my rahject throws the whole responsibility upon rourself. If yea do not get into the King's bssnraet it is bsosjise yon do noj a'veDt the nv.-.ateiu. i uu nave tue mosr iai-,ortunale iivitat'ici. Two ar.ns tr 't "! I down Iron .lie eross soaked in t:o. 1 i Ir n pIoot to lnger tip, two lips quiver. n : in mortal ni TUish, two eyes beaming wi'i innite love, eying. '"Come, eo me, for -ill thin gs are now sady." I told you that when tiie Qn -en came to Semlworth Castle they stopne I a"! tae clocks, hat the finger of tlpie meg::t i" pointed to hat happy moment of h r arr.v.i. )'. if .he King would come to the ea.l- of yo ir toul. you migtrt well a'.ft.ri to sto;i all the "locs, that the hau ls might forever p jint to his moment as th-i one tvo.t bright, moot ilessed, most tremeniou-. Now. I wish I lonld go around fro.iieirele to circle au 1 in Ttte every oneof you, aeeordin r to ihe invi fftion of my text, saying. 'Conie !" I would like to takeevery one of you by the land aud say. "Come !'' "oid man, who has -en wandering sixty or seventy yesrs, thy un has almost gone down. Tarouirh the lust of the eveningstretoh out your w.there 1 mnd to Christ. Ho will not cist thee IT, ld man. Oh, that one teHr of rep-mtance night trickle down thy wrinkle I eh -ek ! Af er Christ has fed thee all thy life long, do foa not think yon can afford to speak one word in His praise? Come, those of yon who arg farthest awav rom Gol. Drunkard, Christ can pat out he fire of thy thirst. He can br.-ak that hackle. He can restore thy bh.ated home, io to Jesus, libertine! Christ saw thee where thou wort lust night. He knows of hy s.n. Yet if thou wilt bring thy polluted -oul to Him this moment Ho will throw over t the mantle of His pardon and love. Merey 'or thee oh. thnu ehief tt ijnn..ru I U.-ln. :hy feet foul with bell and thy laughter the horror of the street ! Oh, Mary Magdalene, look to Jesus! M-rey lor thee, poor lost waif of the street 1 Self-righteous man, thou must lie born again, or tuou canst not see the kingdom of God ! Do you think you can get into the feast iviiii umsB ragsr nv, me rung s servant would tear them off arid leave you naked at . ineeate. lou must be born again. The dav is far spent, 'i'he eli-Ts begin to slide their long sha lows a.-ross the plsm. Do you know the fe 1st has already begun the fe.ist 10 which vou Were invited and the King its with His band on the door of the ba- neting room, and Ha begins to swing It lut? It Is halt way shot. It is three, fourths shut. It is only just ajar, goon It will be shut. "Come, for all- things are now ready.' Have I missed on man? Who has not felt himself called this hobr? Then I call him low. This la the hour of thy redemption. WbO God tnvftaa, sow bleat tlie day; How iweat ibm gospel'! ehsrmluff kotindl Come, tlaaer, baace, oh, baste away. Whue vet a pardonlnc Ood la found. Interestiag Ordnance Experimeots. The Armstrong Company, of Eng land, has shown some very interest ing experiments with the latest ord nance. A nix-inch gun was fired four times in twenty seconds, an eight-inch gun three times in thirty seconds. A torpedo was driven satisfactorily with cordite as a powder. There was a search light which would keep its beam upon an object no matter how violently the vessel rolled. A ten inch thirty -ton gun, when it was fired, opened the breech screw by tho recoil and wound np a spring, which when released, would close the breech again. A 4 7-100 field howitzer anchored itself after the first disoharge by driv ing a spade-shaped plate into the ground, after which its recoil was met by a jacket which surrounds it. quick-firing field gun, which anohon itself in a similar manner, fired five rounds of scrapnel in fifty-three sec onds. A fif teen-ponnder mountain howitzer could be taken to pieces so that no part of it would wsigb. more than 200 pounds. It was screwed to gether im five minutes. six-inch gun, with light portable disappearing mountings for a siege train, could bs taken apart so that no portion weighed more than three tons, ten hours being required to mount it. A six-inoh naval gun fired five rounds in sixty-nine sec onds, each time at a different range and target. A plate of special steel designed for a shield received rifle and Gatling gun fire at 100 yards range without a single penetration, while the plate hitherto used was penetrated at every shot, the Uatidug guu almost cutting it in two. Chicago Herald. Horace Greeley and His Urlis. 'When Horace Greeley was first married and brought his wife home on a visit a sngai party was given in their honor on a neighboring farm. AU the guests bad arrived, and we were looking out, watching for the belated bride and groom. At lust we suit something appearing in the dibtauce. As this same object came nearer, we discovered it was the old white hurso of the Grecleys, bIowIv picking his way through the mnd. On his back sat the bride in a brilliant yellow frock, with a green velvet belt, and behind her, wrapped in his famous white ovtr coat, sat the already famous editor. It was the funniest sight I ever saw, and set us off in fits of laughing. I re member," concluded my informant, laughing again at her recollection, "that I simply lay down and rolled upon the floor in a spasm of mirth. " Mr. Greeley came home every year, and after a day or two on the farm, would start to walk miles and cull on people, lie was never known to knock at a farmhouse door. No matter whether he knew the inmates or not, hs would push open the door, walk right in, sit down by the fireplace aud fall to discussing crops and other topics dear to the farmer's heart. Everybody was glad to welcome this gentle, brusque intruder. trss and l'rinter. Aniuial Paradoxes. r.-rhups no bird spend mora of t'nelr livei on the win tliaa pirrots and pigeons, the latter bein also a non Uii most graceful and rapid of tb.9 in haliit.mu of the air. Iu New Z.'alan 1 a -pjcies of parrot is found that, finding; its food entirely oa tlis ground, hn lo3t the puA-er of ililit. It dillcrs fro.n the test of its family only in this particular atid iu buin almost voiceless. Auvjug recent breeds of pige m is the ,-iarloi tumbler, waich has not only lojt he pDivcr of flight, but hn very nearly ost that of walking a well. In rju ior notions when it attempts to walk liavj jlveii its na ne, the tumbler. As thick as the hair on a dajf ic," e.v.;reses nothing in Mexico., for : iu Alex c i'i do is utterly devoid of hit 0:1 his bac' or aiy where else. Tue ot nlimite having rendered it super a.t in5, tn ither nature kindly divested di'ii of it. Nor does '"tho little buiy leu improve eac'i shinin hour"' in tb.it -matry. O i tue oatrary, it soaa leirus :'ia", as tiiere is no winter there, there is no necessity for laying in a supply of aonev, and degenerates into a thorough,. .red loafer. '.Vs bi'g; as a wdi'.e'' miht be rather mill, h there is a species of the .-.t icean yeu js hardly tiire.3 feot !o:i. "As eiiuhiu as a fox'1 would havj "rn.'le l i liotic to the disovertrj of 'C mitac litsa. Thev fonnil foxes ia arge u.n u-r; oil stu ill, bcu-tusj :iiey had u.-v.-r ii-j'ar'i scju aa eae.ny, Liiat they couid be killed with cluiM. Tiie "birds of a feather" that "iloc'c :o .ether" do not belong to the peau n I uiniiy, as they are entirely destitute of I Icatners, having; for a coverinj; a kind of j i. ill down. Another penguin peculiarity j 'S that it swims not on but inder water, never keeping more thiu its he'l l out, m l, when fishing, co ning to tho surfaca it such brief and rare intervals thai ai irdiuary observer wouid almost cert.iiui a stake it for a lis 1. Ducks swim tiie world over, butgeesa 10 not. In So itii A'nerict species is found that canuot excel at ordinary he 1 11 aqmtic accomplishments. It hns livel 1 long; 111 a country w.n:re water is 0:117 mnd iu wells tu.it it has lost its 1 1 nth; -a.tes and a'jUiti ea.irs.r. "As awkward a3 a crab" doss not , ipply on some of tne 3nith Sea Island?, I !or a crab is found there that not only runs as fast as au average mi, but 3 i-nbs trees with tne ease of a scaool--oy. Sjorts Arield. NOT EXPLICIT Exouan. 'Then yon propose to give your daughter, my intea led, lOD.OJO francs: Jiat is net much." "Yes, but she will come in for thi whole of the property at our death." Suitor (ubsently) "About what time will f.hat ba?" La (JiuloU. Those who come to you to talk about others are the ones who go to others to talk abont you. Take up the first cross yon come to and it will be your right one. There are j eople in this world who never attempt to reach the top of the greased pole of success, because they cannot ascend in elevators. What we truly and earnestly anjiire to be, that in some sense we are. The mere aspiration, bv cbaDoinffthe framn of the mind, for the moment realizes j itslf. In what part of a man's anatomy is . "The right spot," where things that J please him strike? Faith does not lie dead in the breast i l i . ... , . , . V"'13 loVe ?d 'a brmgin, ; forth good works. It is in men as in soils, where some times their is a vein of gold wi.ich the owners knows not of. IVORY NUTS. a siatehiaij rnon vivcs MAN Y BUTTONS ARB MADE. How the iVuts Are Grown In Soot)) America's Kqtiatorlal Jlexdouf I'rinclpal 'Tes ot Vege table 1 vory. T)3 you tiio v of what material tht buttons on your coat are made? Well, perhaps, if you did you would never recognize it in the raw, for in foul cases out of five it is a material vulgar ily known as vegetable ivory. To tht trade it is the ivory nut. Down on tht pier of the Pacific Mail Steamship Com pany will be seen long rows of sack! made of jute, which beat the appear iac externally of being filled with potatoes. These are stacked at the head of the piet in the open air. There is no danger ol them being carried away, for they are as heavy as lead and not .extremely valu able, as they are. Potatoes would not remain in that exposed position untoucheJ a single uiyht. The ivory nut.howerer, is valuable only when it comes fratn the hands of the manufacturer ia the button or the ornamental state. The ivory nut is grosn iu the equa torial regions of South Aineriri. Thi principal point of shipment is Colon, ci tho Isthmus of Panana. Like tht banana, the ivory nut is perennial ia it! native clime, and may bo found in all stages from the b id to the ripencl nut at all seasons of the rear. The nu'j grow in great bunches of uliout fifty, incased in a shell, as tire chcnnuls in the burr, though the shell outwirdly re embles in roughness the surface of a pineapple. The entire cluster of nuts in Ihis shell is as big as a man's head. Thii .hell comes ol easily after the nuts ar ripe. At this stag.e they fall fro.n the tree which are fourteen or fifteen feet In height and are packed on the backs nf natives to the points of shipment. J ..e nuts are grouped together within the covering somewhat like chestnuts in :lie burr, which nuts they resemble io ';a;:e. They are about the color of an unwashed last year's potato, and as hard 's an elephant's lusk. Thegiainof the ivory nut is white ind eveu of texture, so that it is easily carved, sawed and worked into aoy de sirable shape. The ivory nut tree is not fanr.e I or raised nitilically, as is the banana tree, but grows in its natural state and after its own manner iu the fortsls, tae same as tu2 hickory or the :hetnut or walnut. About 1'JOU tons of the ivory nut ire 3;ou g'.it to this country annually. Ow ing; to the cheapness of tiie ra v material there is not more than ijlotl.UJJ pet untniit, involved in the truilig. Perhaps 15 )U persons in New Vork are employed iu the handling and manufacturing ol '.he nut and its products. "The principal use of vegetable ivor low," said a broker who dealt in the article incidently, "is the manufacture of buttons. A good many people probably think the buttons oa theit spring clothes are made of rubber 01 bone aud to they used to be. Now, however, vegetable ivory is the principa' thing used. The nut in its green stat; is filled with a milky substance, whic'it hardens ujon ripening into a fine, even grained and a tough substance. Ir. this state it is sawed iuto slabs of the necessary thickness and turned iuto but. tons by machinery. "Unlike rubber and bone, ivory is no. iffected by htat or cold, and is not liable to break in the eve. The manu facturers are located in a nu nber ol Kastern cities, though the taw materia' that coincs to this couutry is usualh anded at this port. The co.-t of mauu facturing is the principal item of expense About eighty pur cent, of the coitof thi manufactured artic'.c is in the labor. "In the earlier stages of its use vege table ivory was principally known in the ihape of ornaments of various kinds. 1; you remcmner, some years ago it wat extensively handled by train meu anc street fakirs, who peddled basketsful o litde trinkets made from the ivory nut. At present, practically the whole product if tue ivory nut goes into buttons. "One of the peculiar features of thi. material in relation to buttons is its sus ceptibility to coloring matter. It can be colored anything that is desired by the manufacturers. You will notice that Che artistic tailor makes use of this to great advantage in his adaptation of but tons to garments. In the Scotch tweed suits of light and mottled textures, 01 garments of any color whatever where a eolid button is used, one in perfect har mony with the material may be selected. The varieties in shape and color are al Host countless." The nuts, when scraped ith a knife ttnit a rich odor, similar to what ii known as the Brazil or cream nut. Ly ing there, stacked up on the pier, they ire interesting if only as illustrative of the great variety of extraordinary thing! brought to New York fro n various parts of the world and the ingeuuity of those who have cleverly adapte.l them to the MQi of mankind. Xeto York Te'cjra.a. Veritable II cluses. Thero is a fact about the Fronsh revo lution more wonderful in its way thai iny which can be discovered in old news papers by 31. Gustavo Isarabert or anj other searcher of public records. ' It ii tn fact, gathered from private letters ol the period, that in those stirring times, when all the world was ritigiug with the events in Paris, there were actually peo ple in that city living in absolute iunor anco of the horrors around tliem. Thert was no reign of terror for.tbe.n. They lived, veritable recluses, ia their quiet, m'.iurbau houses, hearing nothing, read ing nothing of the turmoil which startled ind terrified the millions. One wonders duoh what manner of people these ov.ter-like folks might be. Nothing sounds more incredible to-day. Yet there are many things in his history not half so well authenticated, though his tory is curiously silent on so slra'nge circjrustaucc. London Scixs. In Florida and Soutaera Georgia shee are raised which still reaem ie -e, S.i ish brought by .ile.ijjaei iu Ujj. Omaha, Neb., bus a taxpayers, league. China has twenty four newspapers 873 55 GYer I had been troubled five mouths with Dyspepsia. I had a fullness after eating, aud a heavy load in the pit of my stomach. Sometimes a deathly sickness would overtake me. I was working for Thorras McHenry.Druggist, Allegheny City, Pa., in whose employ I had been for seven years. I used August Flower for two weeks. I was relieved of all trouble. I can now cat things I dared not touch before. I have gained twenty pounds since my re covery. J. D. Cox, Allegheny, Pa. S Fl Hood's Sarsaparilla Cures Hiss Ortencta . Allen Salem. Mich. Liver and Kidney troimle HUe-I mo to MirTfr all nut dentil, tik'tit uet-ks I livttl on lnuily atxi Ix-ef ti-. 'i lie (.M'tor he hti'i nt a ray of hope tor my recovery. 1 ralliti and eominenced taking HOOIK SARSAPARILLA and from the tirt felt hotter. I continnod and am now nlle to ait my mntlu r in ht-r hoti-e-vtisik. I owe mv Jiff io Jlon'1'4 SrH'artlla." Oktkvi IA E. Al.LfcN. HOOD'S ( I It K. Hue-:' Pllla cure natien. sick h endue he, indiyfli'ii. bilioun-s.-. Sold by all dru;i;iit. HOUSEHOLD JI.VTTEii.S. UO NOT EEEP THE PIANO TOO DHT. A piano tuner tells that the instrument u3ers from too great dryness. This will be new to many who have heeded too well the oft-repeated ad vie-; not to let the piano become dimp. 1 be following j is the remedy offered: ICa?p a growing plant la the room, and 9 long as your plans thrives your piano ought to, nt elso there is something n roug with it. Just try it and see how mut h more watei you will have to put in the tl vcr pot ia the room where your piatio is than you use iu any other room. So ne pcop'.a keep a vase or urn with a sopping wet enonr-e near or under tiie niaao. and keep it moistened, just as a cigar dealer keeps ht3 stock. They ke-.-p this up all tiie tituj the tires are oa. Drwk!y i CUlzen. JI0I3TCRE PAN IS OVE.S-. In our own experience in baking, W. l-.a'i :..:it a small pan of water placed in t'iu oven, and tilled as ofteu as it be comes dry, is a great help. It prevents ti.e bread or cake from burning, even with a full oven and very h it lire, saves neirly one-half the labor ia watching nn.l turning the loaves, and prevents a tuick, hari cruit. It is u-;ua!iy filled with water from the teakettle, b it if tho ovea seems too hot, turo'.v out tiie hot water, fill with cold and put hack. The nan we use is ten inches Ion. OU3 inch I wide and one deep, It is made by fold ! iug the tin at the ends ap 1 pouuding IligUily n tit d the folds are so close that iLe pan is water-tight. A pan made wit i so. !i:r will not do, for with tho bet nl cire it will sometimes become dry an I ihe so'.iier melt an 1 run out. This p:iii slips ia beside the pans of brea l, Lci.1 tiie lira box. and takes very lit:!o room, Always have a holder to handle t v.itb, and handle carefully wueu pour ing in water after it has become dry, or a bad scale will result. All thy Culticator. CARE OF BAUD-WOOD FL00K3. An expeit in hard -woo 1 floors say ..hat ii is a common mistake for people to apply wax to an oiled floor before the cout of oil has become thoroughly dry. The wax surface is undoubtedly the best finish a hard-wood rl or can have. It requires continual polishi.ig with a wax polishing brush, when it is new, but when the wood has finally beeu brought to a high state of polish nothing is more satisfactory. A great many people who have laid down hard-wood floors in their kin h' is have become disaatisSe 1 with them boeauc they cra"k and fa'l oil in in splinters when they are scrubbed and treated in the ordinary way. Such a result is likely ta follow such a methol ot treating a hard-wood floor. Scrub bing any such floor with alkali soaps or strong alkalies is sure tr produce such results. A hard-woo l floor must be fin ished in oils, wax . or f hell tic. and for obvious reasons the oil finish is the best for kitchen use. A dirty floor may ba wiped with a moist cloth, or, if neces- J stiry, a little soap and water may be used. l be spot then must be dried thoroughly and rubbed with a little parquet oil. Ne Vork Tribune. The season for the summer fruits hav ing passed, writes Mrs. E. It. Parker, an pics will now be found a great resource for the table, and may be served in a variety of way3 to render them accepta ble to every one. Fried Apples Slice tart, ripe apples; make egg batter, very thin ; sweeten and 3avor with nutmeg; dip each slice in end fry in butter. Apple Float Pare ripe apples; ite and strain ; beat for every quart of ap ples the whites of six eggs, and mix la carefully with odc pound of sugar; fla vor with lemon extract, and serve im mediately. Apple Custard Mash a quart o. cooked apples and run tbrougn a sieve; sweeten and flavor with nutmeg; beat the whites of four eggs; put a quart of boiled custarl in a glas bowl; mix the beaten eggs and apples and pour over. Apple Meringue Cover the bottom o". a baking dish with slices of stale sponge cake, dipped in milk; pare, core and lice tart apples ; spreal over the cake; sprinkle with powdered sugar; grae over a little nutmeg, and bake iu a mod erate oven until the apples ara tender. Make meringue with the whites of three eggs ind three tablespoon fuls of pow dered sugar beaten to a froth, heap oyer the top, and set back in the oven to brown. Serve cold with sw eet cream. Apple Slump Sift a quart of ilou add one teaspoonful of salt, and rub in a tablespoon of butter; add two tea spoonsful of baking powder, and mix with half a pint of milk; make a soft dough. Have six tart apples, peele i, quartered and cored ; put them ic a deep baking dish; roll out the dough; spread over the apples, and stew slowly in the oven for half an hour. When done, dust thickly with powdered sugar aud lerve in the dish in which it was baked with hard sauce. Brown Betty Pare, core and slice half a dozen large tart apples. Put a layer of stale bread crumbs in the bot tom of a baking dish, then a layer of the apples, and more bread crumbs until the dish ia full ; leave the last layer of bread crumbs; mix half a cup of water and half a cup of molase; stir in two tabie3poonsful of brown sugar; pour it over the top, and bake in a moderate oven for one hour. Serve with sweetened cream. Watts I wonder bow this world will get along when you and T have left it? Totts You'd better ,t won dering ftow we'll get along. ttnlham Street-Car InoldenS, An amusing incident occurred the ther day on a Fourth avenue car go ;,. nr. tha Tiotvori' On the front of the platform was a Tery mischie vous lOOKing VOUIU iiuu a v.j ..-r- lated trunk. The conductor, after collecting the boy's fare, demanded a fare for the trunk also, which the boy promptly refused to pay. If you don't piy for that trunk, nd right away, too, I'll throw it off the car, " said the conductor. 'I can't help what you do," the 1k replied, "I shan't pay you a cent for it-" After a wordy dispute, in wlikl. the boy persisted in his refusal to pay '.ir tliPtmnk. the conductor gave it a iicfc which lifted it into the street. I'he car had gone almut hair a n.ix k when a sleepy-looking tSerman with a .ery rubicund face, suddenly sprung .'nun htsseat and gazed wistfully back it tue trunk, which was fast lieeoiu tig indistinct in the distance. In an instant his face Uecamo livid with rage, and, rushing to me rear platform, he demanded of the 'onductor in words more forcible than ! elegant: I . - . . .. V. n.illinir ! 1 1 . I T i v;iL J.OH mean oj jinn..,, t rn n Ir ft IT thrr:ir in dot way for?" 'If that was your trunk why didn't cm pay me for it? This car ain't no .'n'e express wagon,"' the conductor re nliod. Vy der tuyful didn't you ask rut ;o pay for it, don? Vou shust run jack and get dot trunk now or I'll Dreak your head." After a short and bitter iiuarrel. ir. nhich the (Jermati seemed aUitit 10 inuiliilatc his opponent, who was by 'ar the smaller of the two. the cui iuctnr stopped the car ami ran back for the trunk. With a:i effort he iliouldarcd it, and amid the jeers and aughterof the passengers and espi-i-i-illy the small bov, who seemed to en ov the incident hugely, placed the ;r"unk back on the platform from which be had thrown it. New York dvertiscr. An Important Difference. To make it apparent to thousands, who think themselves ill, that they me affected witli any disease, but that the system simnlv needs cieatisirm-, is to bring comfort home to their hearts, as ' a costive condition is easily cured by , using fsyrup of Figs. Manufactured by j t ie California Fig .Syrup. i There were 4:2.XK men on the field , ofSadoiva, of whom :!.', "O0 were killed j or disabled. j til B l!u. M.l4. Oats l-'roni Oaf It it v. Srril. TUis remirUtih, almost unlie.ir.l-if, j id 1 was r?riorte.l ti t'i3 J 'm A. S.il-F.p Seel Co., 1.1 Criiw, Wis., by Fr.in'c Wint.T, ot Mnn tana, wlio plant 1 on linVt of Htm Xortti. em Oat, carftr' v '. '" 1 --il ',i:el sun". ami believe that in I -.:! ici'i irro'V ir.f n on.- j bu-i'iel of 'treat N rih r.i O its tiir 3 Inn-Ire 1 bii-liI. It'.s a w.ii.l.-r'ii! ..a. If voit wir. m this nr.- A'n -isd ir w.i'i Si? iio-i'.ft'.- t 1 tbeiiTiive firm y.i'l will r.-c i'i vo si:n,il ii;n ka i of h1) v o.its an 1 t'aeir ln.iau:n.it:i farm see. I i i at.ilo rue. a Poetors say that there is a smal 1 ganglia in the throat that has control of the muscles of that region an 1 nets very much likea true bruin. IIow'h Thi i We offer One lliin!nl Ilotlnrp Rwaril foi ftnyca-e.of t'atarrh tliitlCHnn.it tiocuruU by Hull's 'alarm i'lin-. K. .I.C'hkskv f'o.. Props.. Tot. do, O. TVo, tlie uniie:i:iicl, have k-.mvn K. .1. t in ney for I In- luft l." year-i, nn.l Ih-1ii--? liim r.-r. ffftlv honorable in ait business trnuu-i i:u.i Rnil tinanc ally ai.l to carry out any oolrru tion in'i.lo by tbi- r firm. West .V Tui ax, Wii.uesalc Drui'Ut.s, Toledo, liio. Walmmi, Rinnan & Mauvis, WUolc-ulc lirnu'L-ist Tol.-do, On ... !T:i"i' .u.irrh t'lir.- is t;i'.t-n intr-rnally. nrt Inir liir.H-tiy u;v.n ttw? bii . mil nuii-.iu-iMir. laces of I I.e t.y-tcni. Iri.-. . , V. (it bottle. ola by all Urab'i;ist j. Testimonials free. The manuscripts of T.isv, which are till preserved, are inellegilile from tne immense nitn:vr ot ensures, changes aud emendation. Am a Simple yet t.iTVv; I Iti-mi-ilv l..r Throtit AftV-.'tions. Kiuuu'i Itroiielilul Troclit-n tan.l tiit in .u: ' iiv..r. n,y nr. nl-oliitly nnriyiiHcl lor I n' all i iiion ,,f nil Tliront irritnti.iis ''iii-.i' l tc. c,i.l ,j ,. ,,( t;,t. voice. The onlv instance of . i lly sitc h "litera Yo; ks of ce.-sfttl collaboration in ture is found in the .Irani Beaumont and Fletcher. Howl Ciars-M. In toy ins that tbo.i'- .-nr-onnii'illn run', its proprietors make no ML' or extravagant claim. statements from thousands nf rt'liab! poopto prove Hint IUXjU'S ( I i:i;s. Iloo4la II1U ilsMst dilution. The diamond, though hard, is one of the most brittle stones. A fall on a wooden door will sometimes crack anil ruin a fine specimen. .M.re- in-eiiM' Hie !hiiii-i-i iy nini; orown nn.l perfumed sotii than by any thini: el-e. Why run nch terrible ri-ksvtlu-n you knuw liobtiins Kleetric Snap is puie nn'd perfect. Ootibins' prevents hands from cnappmg- An employe of a Washington hotel is able, it is said, to wash and dry over 1000 dishes an hour and put them in their proper places. A wonderful stomach corrector Iieeebtim's Pills, lleeelinni's no others. cents a Imix. In 1M."if. the Rnvnl f.ibrnrv r.f T-- ... . i. ... v, contained twenty volumes, and was the largest possessed by any King in Eu rope. If afflicted with surreyesuse lr. IsaaoTlioinn sou's Ky watei. Ki i:istss. ll atix; pot bottle. The race of baronets was created bv James I. in 1011, and is found only in Great Britain. Gold is washed iu Africa by the same means emploved bv the California '49-ers. Down lo the year 170 Krupp had delivered to various Euroiiean Nations over 1.3,000 cannon. The Congo Free State, in Africa, of winch King Leopold is sovereign, has a population of 11,000,000, of whom less than 1G00 are Europeans. and those soon to tie come luotlirrs, should know that Uoctor Pierce's Favorite l're- . scTiption re I ' chiid- I l.iftll tt if 1. . .-r-r-a terrors and daubers to both mother aud child, Lv aiiiin;r iat i A nre in pretiarms tbe ilsyiitr r.i for jnr tV3tu"ti"!- TLeri-bj bv labi.i" Rud the period cf confine ment tie crtatlv Bhorteni-d. It also promotes tb sevrcti- n of an abundance of nouriibiiient I.,r tljj child. Mrn. Dora A. GcTnntE. of finV.ru. ftrrrlnn Co., Trim., wnlin: "Wht-n I hL-nn tukittff our 'Favorite PrpcrMit!"in,' I v. as nut utile to etanu on my fert without FufTi-ruij almost diiath. Now I do alt my hous:w..rK. wasiitn:?, cookinir, si-wini an everytl.iii.r for mv l:-.niiiy oteidlit. I am nouter now tlum 1 have ix n In six years. Your ' Favorite l'r.--script:on ' is the txist to take tx-tore confinrrni-nt, or at J-as it proved 90 with mo. I m-vi-r eiilliTiHl us littlo with any of my children as I did with my la-tt, and she is the healthiest we've pot. Have in duced several to try Favorite Preseriution.' and it has proved good for thcto." Best Couiih eyrup. TaMwo3l Cse I SPRAIN. JACOBS Ol 5' YOU'LL USE IT ALWAYS FOR A LIKE MISHAP. raliforali Ostrlc'J. The ostrich wUFeat anl i thron . natural gtasses, such Xriey clo,e.- and salt grass; also- green M J aal cornstilks (cut hilf 'a"" le , -th) rcl or White clover, cactus wit a .,., punicj, tiie thorns soiched oJ, !"- F,r iak ' bee: nuln. cdla lilies, baaan, t ,nl sVeet potato viae. AW ..aJ : ,i;cr cutu) aiu iu-...---- - , r h.n .,re3a fe? 1 H a ti,13s'ortaejear. Gr.ua is only nec sary during tne winte. ' nion h, Pota J toes, cabbage, ana nw tables rank as luxuries. ... ... At fifteen months oid a bird w,l yteld it, second crop of feathers, consist.ng o fron forty to fifty plu ne, ,',rt feather amounting to over half a p,.ind in weight. The first croD of le.ther. when the b.rl is onl, seven raoiths old, is not of m ich value ro n t a to Eve dollar a bird. At the pres ,at London prices a bird will yield fro twenty to forty dollars' worth of feather, at a plucking, the amount depending on the sex and condition ol the bird. The e -shell niiy ba another item ol profit. A. hen will lay as many as sixtj U rS a year.if well fed. They commence i,aym" at three and one-half years old. Tue leathers are equal, if not superior, to the African prod act. Th! larger the enclosures the better, for their habits ire naturally roaming. Sia.ij or gravel, ly SJil is preferable Ai acre of alfalfs will keep ten birds, if the feal h cat an 1 given them; if pastured, oaly half this number will thrive. The only oue showing for proat a present is in the disposal of the featuers. Faradoxically as it may appear, a parce of feathers will bring a higher price ir the London market tnan can be ootatnec here. The reason for this is that cac: buyer here requires a certain kind o feather, there being many varieties anc colors. If the present proluct of thi State was so divided tuere wouic not be enough of eica kind to satisfy oat bujeri to bother ajaut, so taey g to the London sales and pick wuat the' ...... 1 . an n.lintitC. Wuen OJC6 til' production" is sufficiently large to nol i a ...... --I- ... U . : f , : ,t o.itn to ilDStA. iiurieriy ui uiu-jc.uj -. cle will n dotiiit hj obviate 1. Tut ilttlifornia fe.itners are !J ia Ln 1". biugbt by Americin buyers nil sen buc.t here with a duty of t veaty-fire pe ceat. ad valonni alJjl to their valui an 1 selling pric. Ni diseases uiveyet appeiral atmnc Ci!i:'oraia o3tricues. lunatcain; 101 ovr cent, of the egs oftea turn ou; sac c-'ssfully. Eggs rei'iire six we-jss tc j hitch. Tae maie assists in setting, till iug the nest iu the sua fully two-thirdi j ol the tune. las eggs are ursi-cim eating, of rich flavor. 5aa Fraacisa Ualletin. G 't'in; lasul of a Nat. In front of me as I write I hive a triy fall of saelU that hive b3a ritli 1 br cuj nutcrackers of tho avaaua, siys a writer in tae Cjatemporary Itsvie.v. Tuisj with tho largo, irragular reat aal sjni with the waole sid3 ripa3l of wica jajgel edges are taa sqrirrals' work; t'aesa with the roan 1, oval holes, al-vtys n;ar the big eul of tb.3 shell, hava bsja pluaderel by mice. Bat it is carious to note ho v often the sans shall hi another bole, much smaller and perfectly roansl, on the other side and neirer t'a; small end. Way was this? Did t'ui raiuse get all it ciuld reach, oat taroag i tae big hole at tho big end, aal t'aeu like Isaac Ve wton with the large d for the cat an! little ou-j tor the kittea :ake tha trouble to nib'aie a lif.l ui.e ia the very hardest part of the natsaell ta get at the rest of the nut? Tue s prir rol would have turned tho nut upsiio doaani let the keracl prop oat. I won ljr the mice have not given up eat ing nuts long ago. Tne Iatjr th-iy ex pend is caor.il jus. Cat they da not care tor trouble, apparently. Note thesj wal n i's. Eich has two little roj ii noles, oua oa each shell, netrest the sharp potni end of the nut, aid it is easy to see what happened. Tue m mm nibbled oae hole, ate what it coalJ reach 7ery little, indeed and then found tint, for seme reison or another, thi walnut wat tastena l inside ol the shell. Sithea it tried the other side with exa.-tiy tin si ne result, aud then it left the nat ic disgust. Hat this did not prevent it at tacking the uext Wiluut in precisely tue sa n ; way v. itb precisely the same oirrea results, aud tho next aad taa next an I thi next. The partitions iusi ij 1 13 nat prevented the mous3 getting a: thj k-jr-net, but it did not desist f ro u trying. O.i tho other hand, absolutely useless work ii never, sa far as I kao.v, dine by tae mice. I never to an I aa cm ty na: orabilono thit tuey 11a 1 atteuitel. The squirrel, on the ot aer un l, dois no: cara hov "high" his no ar;. ij it wo think that the squirrel relisaes yoaa fircjnjswita tarpenttaa oaziag oat a: evjry pore we caa appreciate t'aa i in ilia with whicli nituro nn bloiiu 1 1 1 ; merry little forester. The New York r.crcmlr circtilnting a loud announcement of its desire to test on human beings wilting to submit, a certain doctor's treatment of con sumption. It 1ms interviewed Koch of IWlin and Virchow of Vienna on the subjec t, and they are unanimous in saying that a cure of consumption winy be discovered. If there is, as there certainly is not, any sort of painful experimentation jn.tifi tlilo, it is this of cxponmeiiting on 11 iliii'ii human being for the purpose of learning the possibility of curing certain diseases to which human brim are liable. Dut just think for a mo ment of the folly of experimenting with drugs on a man in order to ascer tain what is the best thing to do for a bull-frog or experimenting with druus or in other wajson a guinea pig in order to know what is best to do for a woni.-m! -'Ah Madam, we think no bly," us .Malvoiio or Heinrich Heine might have it.of the things that God hag made, and in no way approve of these Inversions. Journal of ZoophUnj. In 1SSG Easter fell on April o-. latest date possible, and lTr Than U wi.l again until 1933. U Ferbid a Fcol a Thing I Donl Use APOLIO P.RC.SE OB nCRT; VSE Did t'le Indian Smike lor rieisur.-j There are pipes of all possible sizti nnd shapes taken from graves in thi; archie log:cal collection of Thomas ,'I ir. per, of Allegheny, and some of these are beautifu'. tae, grotesque and black ened with use, is tlie image in miniature of a grizzly bear with staring eyes and gr.niiing teeth. Another of odd snaps nas a face rudely sketched on it. Tiie most artistic in shape and decoration is id the red catleuite. This pipe is poi is.ied aud handsomely inlaid with to ns metallic substance resembling lead. "It mast not be understood," said M-. Harper, ,ltnat smomng was a uatly ha :i with this people. Toeir prophets aurl wise men smoked to propitiate tlie spirits before entering oa any ne un dertaking. Civiiizsd man bis maie a habit oat of that which was the relig ions c.-remonyof a savage. ?itt ojrg Dispatch. Freaks of Vecitatlon. rrofessors WaMron and M.-Anl!.- o. the North Dakota Agricultural '. :. lege, are collecting grasses ii.ra St.-ii-exhibit at the World's Fair. Atti..;io I lie specimens secured along ! , shores of Devil's Lake was a ;.. of slough grass wbieli bad atta t: : the unprcce dented lenoth of invmy. live feet. The samples wi re -o lono that they wound them up in cu.u They also found what miius tube ;: new variety of wheat crowing will o. the prairies this seastm. v.-ry inn.-; jigherthan the cultivated kind. 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