Ir B. P. SOHWEIER, THE CONSTITUTION THE UNION AND THE ENFORCEMENT OP THE LAWS. Editor amd Proprtetar. VOL. XLVIII MIFFLINTOWN. JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 14. 1S94. no. n GOING HOME." 11 w.in'n; 3av his glorified the west. V. it'a Autmno tints the foliage is Jrest. And r.eary ones areolng home to rent Behind, a glory gleaming crowa the sun, I-ravlnj, proclaims a daily duty done, Aa th?r of lire's burden bittle won. " fce trees be !ecke 1 with gold and crimson leat Tiilowinj tinje 03 every b'a-le and shoaf; All N'atma soon in rest will fin J relief. Tte hill ise'.imbel with tremblin?, tired fee i'Ut toil is o'er, and going home is sweet, Hoon, aged form, thy life will be complete. TLs sun again triumphant hU appear, Al Nature aVe to life another year, Thej for the soul of man why neel wa fear! lllen EvtfreU Grant, in Chicago Graphic. HER DESIGNING SISTER BT MARIE KRANOEi CPTOW t6 II. I'm utterly dls- couraged about Pet, Mrs. Park hurst. She says she't engaged again.' And ".Eloise Murray gave her little h$SSV9. iiriPwh that sent il music-room. "Is that the way you feci, my dear?'' Mrs. Parkurst laughed a good na hired fat person's jolly laugh. She was Miss Murray's intimate friend. She sent her two sons and half-grown daughter to Miss Eloise for vocal and piano in struction, and further benefited bet friend whenever possible by her immedi ate presence and advice. If Miss Eloise had not bee near thirty, and Mrs. Park hurst had beea seventeen, they would La7e been called churns. "Feel?" Mm Murray demanded. "Why shouldn't I feel so! You don't know Pet Murray :is I do, or you'd know why I feel so." Sow, my dear," M;s. Parkhurst es Fayed, comfortingly, "Rob isn't a bad fellow, and his people are nice." "It isn't thst," Miss Murray inter posed. "It's this: Pet's always gc'.thig engaged. That child has been engaged to some one or other ever since she was iu pinafore Mamma managed her as long a? she con!.', aad now I've taken her in ban 1. Sue says 'ves,' just to be I obliging, to every dry-goods clerk of a snip who gtti a chance to ask her." M:ss Murray walked up and do ad. Her pretty eighteen-year-old sister i it that u-jti.cnt out sleighing wikh tue last youth to whom she had been obliging. They had become engaged ti.-j niglit before, and Pet had given her Molcr an idea of their consuming passion 6ver the toa.'t and coffee that morning. "Well, maybe this is the Eaal engage ment for IV'.'' Mrs. P.irkhurst said, "-he will likely marry some one in the ', aud thi-n the other affairs will do to .tg 1 over.'1 '.'ndetd Pet is not going to 1. 3 mar Mi J sht.r: of twenty. livo if I ca.i help Miss Murray said; "aad I t'liu'c 1 1. She won't have sense cnou gh to M married before that, and she shall J-7e sense if I ( au mnnae it." "You dun't suppose, do you," Miss K.:rray went on, --that I sent for Pet to fc'.rise here because I needed her to help t.3 leach' Xot for a moment. I 1 vir.'y wauted to g-?t her away from ono ' 'i.lt idioti" engagements, and I did so u ost s-.i':Li'i--!u'.!y. She hadn't beea here it month before sha was telling me that s . ; didn't tliiuk, after u'.t, that sha and tiiaiics were suited to each other." Mi s. I'arkhmst was laughing, tears in l.cr eyes, at Miss Murray's heroics, but s'.j held up both hands. "Ojb wouldn't think marriages wcro n;:;dc iu heaven, Kloise," she faid, "to Iraryou go on, or eke you are a most I resiiniptuoiis young woman to meddle eo with celestial affiirs." , "Celestial fiddle-sticks! Mrs. Park l.iirsf, you kno-.v as we'd as I do that r. :uriaa?s iu s x c ues out of a dozen aie a i:.istuke aud a ca amity." 'One wouldn't think you had ever V-cju eugnsed, Eloise, " Mrs. Parkhurst Jnid, with leminiscent mirth. "Velt, I have; and sa mamma siys Vout dancing. I've soen the folly of it.' fS.it ti:ere it is: uiamini no sooner had e woids out of her mouth than Pet in- ' ttJ, 'I want to see the folly of it JI'ss Murray aud her ster were at ttskfa-.t iu the little parlor back of the wtssx. room. the morning was clear ad sunny, and tho frost was fast dis appearing from the window panes. "Are you going to bave time to dr'.va with us to the Forest Farm to-day, Eloi-c;' Pet asked, os she butte-red a mufiip. "Wo are going for ornamental twigs to decorate the church with. Rob's coming for me at three.'' "No; I bave the little Sampson girls tt ih:ee," Eluise said; "and you'il havo to hurry to be back in time for yrar boys' class, if you go driving, at three." "Can't bo h'jlped, Sissy," Pet de clined, curiously. "Come to think of it, couldn't you tench those little raga mutrir.s again for me? I don't believe we'll be bnck by four." 'ilftdu't you better call them my raga mufliits, IVt;" Eiuie suggested, "atrikes fce thev have becu mine in all but na ne k far." "Well, I know it, you old dear," Pet frsnkly observed, her audacious baby rVe in her hands, her elbows on the ta ble; "but I have so many engagements, you don't mind teaching for me, you know." "Xo, I don't mtnd," Eloise answered; but doesn't it rather defeat the supposed objoct of your coming here to leave me to-do all your teaching ?"' ''Xow dou't lecture, stssy;"' and Miss T'et arose, tipped over her chair, aud twilled nimbly to where het Sister eat. She brushed Miss Murray's curls the vrrong way, twisted a napkin arouud her etck, aud then gave her aflual thump on the shoulder as au earnest of her inten tional good fellowship. cee I etc, Pet,'' her sister demauded, pushing away from the table, "I want tc talk to you a bit." 'Don't want to bo talked to." Pel wailed from the piano, where she was by this time sounding fourth "Tho L?rtlei'; from a chance sheet on the music rack. "But you must," Miss Murray said, with such decision that Pet whirled ot her stool, folded her hands, and drew down the coiners of her rosy mouth it token of submission. "When did yot tell me you and Rob are" with a mo ment's hesitation "to be mariicdl" Oh, impossible to say that. We don'i fcoow ?t. Some time when 'there isn't tavthing else to do. I think: it's qu'te luificieut to be engard for the present. " "Ob, I understand," Miss Murray said, with all the gravity so serious a subject could demand. "Eloise Murray, are you poking funf Pet demanded, looking doubtfully at her lister. "Xot for a minute," Eloise answered. "But I was thinking that if you would pnstone your otht-r iuterest a trifle, I should like to send yoa to Chici.o to Itudy a year before- you are married." And Miss Murray awaited iVt'a unswei with a feeling of conscious rectitude that far outweighed any etesigning sho ma; bave cherished iu her heart. Pet was round eyed and serious for a minute. Here was her oft-exir 1 heart's desire laid at her feat. "O.i, yo 1 dear old sissy I" she said. "Hut you need me to help you teach and you can't afford it and '' "I've concluded not to let these con rideratiom stand in your way, since you will have only a little time left for Itudying," Miss Murray answered. Bdt'ore the week was out it was ar ranged that Miss Eloise was to assume, is she had in the past, all the duties of instruction in their little Western town, tnd that Miss Pet was to study a year in ;be Chicago conservatory. It was also irrangel that Mr. Bob Bowca was to rite to Pet every day in tha week, and -.hat Pet should answer fu'dy as often. Pet staid at the conservatory a ytar, ind as she was really a bright girl with t sweet voice her musical progress was Host satisfactory. Her letters to her sis ter were full of enthusiasm over her i i it rue tors, her concerts, aad of Hob. But is the 3 ear waned Miss Eloise fancied .hat the enthusiasm about that youag over waned with it. At the end of the year Pet accepte 1 a osition as soprano of a new church in a Colorado mining town, where they had in old acquaintance. Eloise hoped the ndependent experience would beoetit ler sister. A further reason may have een that she thought it just as well Pet ind Rob should not waste too much time enewing old associations. "This mining town is just too lovely," ?et wrote to her sister. Everybody tomes to hear me sing, and mysterious, inknown persons send me mysterious inexplained gifts and tokens. My head s quite turned with admiration, but it's 10 general and disguised that I can't !ace it. I don't know which particular niner in a blue flannel shirt or gambler n diamonds it is who sends me dowers ivery Sun ia;-. And I don't know where ny French candy comes froji. An 1 all i can be certain of is that when I sing he applause comes from all of them." "That is very good," Eloisa said to lesrelf. "So long as the admiration stays reneral, Pet is safe, and Mrs. Bain .Mrs. Jain was their old acquaintance will not et the child sutler any annoyance." Miss Murray laughed as she thought, 'We doa't hear any more of Rob." But alas! for Miss Murray 3 peat? of mud, a month hal not gone before Pet rrote; "Dzar Eloise It was the gambler, and :e's perfectly splendid. Mr. ijjin knows ibout bun. Hd isn't a real gamlil?r tuat is, in hasn't always bean one. Ht prosp.'tel lera ani struck it awfully ricj. tbau be vent Eist au t bou'ut everything for a.t his woplo, and put all tnelr debts anlmort- t ;a?e, and bou jnt millinery stores for all bis ' ld-mai 1 relativd'. i 'l'hen he went to Europe, ani saw ev:-ry na who fs famous, especially grant singers; , adores music, an I be askel Mr. Bam to uk me to sinj tS;:m!)eri,'s yerena.i j' (t lat's , lis favoritei at a concert one nijht, and I 1 lid. "But be spent al! iiis money a mdiion or w in a year or so, and now" has back here . ind Is discouraged, and gambles,, and snds j ne floweis. VbenI gave that sacred con- srt last week h; asni Mr. Bam for twejty i ive doiiars' woi'CU of tickets, and sold every ne of them. He said 1 was a nice little girl, in 1 be liked my grit. I "I'm so sorry for him. I'm goinjtotr reclaim hi 11. Ha told Mr. Bun thai I ra- xiin-l him of bom?. "You don't know how splendid It is to feel .hat you are doin; g oi to aoai. 039. 1 "As evr, yours, Per." "Great heavens!" Miss Murray said, with Western fervor. "Doing good In ieed I Tnat child will be engaged to that j jt retched gambler in less than month 10 reclaim him if she isu't stonued. Doing good !'' and Miss Murray stamped : aer little foot. Then she wrote immediately along etter of appeal to Mrs. Bain. In it she 'wrote verv nlainiv abo it Ppt'n irnlimrn.' talism. and urged her friend to hedge tho lilly child about a-.d keep her out of ro- y cnuu about a-.a Keep her out 01 ro aiantic foolishness. But another letter from Pet showed that there was no real menace iu the ffair of the gom'oler. It reac! Dearest Eloisi I wish you could set thlsa mountains. Taev are so tiigb that noth ing grows except a few scraggy pines, and they are always covered with snow-. In the mornings to t evenings there are the most glorious colors on tb. peaks, re-1 and blus and orao?e, ail streaked and cloudei "One day last week we drove almost to the summit Mr. aad Mrs. Bain, and a yonng man who is supcriiiTeti tent in on. of the mines. His na-oe is Be.iuetr, and his fatber owns the mine Mr. Benneit is from Yale, nd bs sings tenor beautuul.v. rVe sang iusts college songs going up the slope, and the othsrs said It was lovdly. "Mrs. Bain a.ked Mr Bennett to go. She says he is one of the few young men here one ran consent to know. Sne made Mr. Bain put a stop to the flower. I'm sorry we found nut who sent them. It was so romantic,and of course I couldn't refuse taeai as loaz &s 1 didn't snow how they came. "olr. Bennett may taxe tne tenor in our choir. It would be lovely, for our voice chord beautifully. "Could you send me a box of tan jr!ore. No. undrcssid kid I Bye. P.:.-. "P.S. Mr. Bennett's first name is Paul. Re asked, when we wore on the mountain. If he ini:nt call me Miss Pet. Do you thi-iu it v ou'.d b any harm r 'Don't for jet the elovas. ' " Then a later letter cctitatned still more interesting bits of personal history: "Dear Eloi.se If you weren't just the lovliest sister and not a bit old-maidish, I'd JliT you th1.".,ett?r- You see, I'm T-.uuj uapfiv. juj. x;not?ib lias cuutxi quite often of late. He is the tenor now. ani takes me to choir practice. Mrs. Baiu thought it perfectly proper, and it saves Air. cam traipsing out to i.teti me. 'Last night Mr. Bennett said, as we wer.i coming borne, that it would make him aw fully happy if I'd let him call me Pet with out the Miss. Ho I said that if it would really make him happy, be might It was jdst at the door, and ha grabbel me right in to hts arms andtkisswl me before I could ex plain. I didn't mean that he was to me in anything special, but he said it wouldn't be worth calling ma so if it didn't nteau any thing specie', 'then be talked so love! v. and told me about his mother, and now we are enzaged. Tnat is, if you don't-mind. "Mrs. Bain said it mustn't be calie 1 an en gagement till we beard from yon, hut sht has a very high regard for Sir. B?nne". Don't you think Paul is a pretty name? "Now, you dear old sissy you wouldn't mind, I know, if you knew how nice and handsome Paul is. His eyes are biue. "Bye. Par." "Alas for the eoevitable!" sighed Miss Murray, as she laid the letter down. "Another Chnrles-R ib-gamb'.er aSair." But aha wrote to Pet that she had only kl2Lker bPtoBut just U present she wanted Pet to listen to 1 plan th:it she had c'aerisaed for somi ;itne. It was that Pet should spend thi foliowicg season with her in foreigi travel. She thought .t mtdvisable thai 1 young girl n'10.1, I be married with ub tolutely no knowledge of the world. She want.-d to start in a law weeks, ani wrote careful directiors to Pet about the journey. They would meet, she said, ji Chicago, and Pet was to answer by ieleqraph. It was her last card; but Pet tele graphed, "Yes." Pet awaited her sister, according to :he"r arrangement, in the hotel drawing roo.u on Wednesday of the foliowiu eek. When M:ss Murray arrived, the orettygirl rushed towards her with out itretched arms, ignoring all the other people in the room. "You'te just lovely, Eloise," Pot rarmly announced. "Paul said I hal o tell him, you know, about that silly Charles and Rob that you were a lovely lister, but he's afraid you are a desiga ng person and here ha is." Sao woduied from somewhere in the roon 1 tail young man with a frank sort of Tace, and a laugh in his eyes. "He's roing with us to E.irope," she said. 'We were married this morning." Uar er's Weekly. Whcre Mud is Important There is nothing to make one he importance of mud, indeed. realize like a ourney up the Xile when the inundation s just over. . You lounge oa the deck of -our dihabieh and driu'f in geography dinost without knowing it. Tae voyagj brms a perfect introduction to the study if muiology, aud suggests to the o'j ervant mind (meaning you and me) the eal nature of mud as nothing else oc larth that I know of can suggest. For n Egypt you get your phenomenon solated, as it wera, from all disturbing elements. You have no rainfall t bother you.no ocal streams, no complex denudation; he Xi'.e does it all, and the Nile does sverythin . Oa either hand stretohes iway the bara elesert, rising up in gray, oeky hilU. Oi.va the midst runs the :io long line of alluvial soil in other vord.s, Xile mud which alone allows motivation a 1 I life in taat rainless d s rict. The coan'rv bases itself ab3o ufely oa mud. Tuo croos are raise i oa t.the houses and villages are built of it, ;he land is maourad with it, tho very lit is full of it. The crude brick build ups that dissolve in dust are Kile mud loliditiel, the red pottery of Assiout is Milo mill baked hard, the village nos.pei and minarets are Xilo mu I whitewashed. I have even see 1 a ship's ulwarks neatly r?pireJ witii mu 1. It jervades the wholu land, whea wet. as nu 1 un lisguise i : when drr , as duit t'.orm. Egypf, says ITero lotus, is a gift of the Silo, A truer word wis neor spokm. 3." course it is j.nt eq.ially true.iu 4 way, ;hat Ujngnl is a gift of the Ginges, and ;hat Louisiana and Arkansas arc a gift of the Mississippi; but with this dirlcrenie, that in the case of the Xi!e the depjnd :nce is far more obvious, far freer from ii3turbing or elUtracting details. For that reason, and also because the Xile is 10 much more familiar to most English ipeakingfoik than the American rivers,! :hoosa Eypt tirst as my type of a reg l'ar mud -'.and. But in order to tia.lerst in 1 it fully foil mui.ii'; st ; ad your tun iu Cairo ind the i) ii.i; ja:i mustn't view it only 'rotn the terracj of Shepheard's Hotel or the rocy platform of the Great Pyra nid it Uizeh; you mast push up couutry arly, under Mr. Cook's care, to Luxor ind the First Cataract. It is up couu .ry that Eypt unro'.is itself visibly be fore your eyes in the very process ol jiiiing; it is there that the full import ince of good, rich, black mud first forces itself upon you by undeniable evidence. Cornhill Magazine. Nutritive Value of Pcfled Aliniiids. An Englih physician is till this mo ment the sole authority for a statement concerning the nutritive value of pealed almonds. "I teldom go my rounds," he says, "without taking a liltlo packet of almonds with me, aud I find I am carried on ior hours without so much as remembering that I have missed my tea or luncheon." lie does not advocate their wholcsuxe tpaalities except indi rectly, but he will doubtless find many ready disciples to his theory. Peeled and browned and salted al monds are a much-prized dainty.hitherto indulged in with caution under the ira j ression that they were most pernicious in their e.Teets upon the digestive organs. A few seasons ago, in Washington, the ferious illness of several society women was alleged to have been caused by per fistent almond munching, and the dis cission evoked at that time created a prejudice against the crisp and tooth some edible. If we have been mistake 1 all these yeais. the gnyety of the future, ut least, is added to. Xew Yor.i Times. Foar Big Silver-Tips. While John Chapman was herj front his Wyoming ranch this weak he to'.d of a thriliins experience his wife hal re cently with four silver-tip bears, a she bear and three cubs. John was away from home at ths time. After eating aa early supper Mrs. Chapman stepped outside the kitch en door, intending to placaapau of milk in an out-hou-:e. Sba had just closed the dcor of the kitchen when, looking up, she was confronted by four bears, all upon their haunches aud within i few feet oilier. She screamed and rushed into the housa and told the hired man the cause of het fright and assisted in finding the car- fridges for a rifle that stood handy, and then sank into a chair exhausted and helpless, while the hired man made aa attack on the bears, killing the old one and two of the cubs. When Mr. Chapman arrived he found his wife in an alacming condition, her nerves being at such tension that he feared that she would go into hysterics. That night she compiained of hearing tho bear screaming outside, and finally, to satisfy her, John got up and taking hii gun went to the door, where, sure enough, was the remaining bear, stand ing out in the cold. - The cub lit out for the brush when ha heard John coming, but in the morning the dogs were turned loose on the trail and young bruin was gathered in to complete the family. The cubs were fully half grown silver-tips and averaged over 183 pounds each. The she bear was a big one as large as a cow. Bil lings (Montaaa) Gazstte. JILNIATURE FARMS. HOW JAPAN'S TKEMIXU L.10.NS ARB FED. Mil A Ten Acre Plot I Considered a Liar fro Farm Careful Methods of I'lantin;; and Kaisiuff Crops The Principal Food. ALL the land under civilization in Japan is about 18,000,000 acres, upou the product ol which 41,000,000 must be fed. It is unnecessary to add that the farm: are small. The average farm is from one to three r.cres, and a ten-acre plot is considered a large farm. So many thing are done on the diminutive scale in Japan. Spare utilizing ani teritory saving has brea reduced to a fine art. After surveying the Japanese fields and gardens it is easy to understand how dwarfing in horticulture originated ages ago in this couutry. Tue method so long regarded by other nations as a secret, was resorted to as mutter of ex pediency, if not of necessity, for the limited space would not otherwise have permitted a variety of growths. The methods of cultivation, the suc cession of crops, and even the kind of machinery used, are the same as they we-e nearly 2000 years f.go. In spite of the agricultural limitations, no country in the world produces ej much per acre as Japan. The limit of cultivation was reached long ago, but by a judicious use of fertilizers, aud a skill la farming thet amounts almost to a genius, the same average yield is obtainable year after year. The land is well suited to irrigation, and the water, which is regarded as im pure by fastidious Europeans, is abundant. 'Most of the land is made up of plains, whose surface is well drained, being washed by the water falling upon tho Jiilla and ranges from the back. The rium;rous rivers aad water courses which ross the plains on their way to the sea ire utilized for purposes of irrigation. The water is drawn to high elevations rom which it overflows the lan I in .bannels. ' In April the crops are in a flourishing condition, and wheat, barley, rape and corn form the principal part. All the Jields arc planted with a mathematical precision, for the element of accuiay enters into every act of the farmer, auJ t ie fields iaust be pleasing in appear ance. The cereals are astonishingly regu lar iu position aad growth. And even .the ears of corn appear in line as they come out. The cereals, whether planted Sn single or double rows, grow in c'.us ters of several stems, each cluster being 'exactly in line; so that the eye detects ho irregularities whatever. Seed is too 'valuable to waste and only rice is scat tered broadcast. Four or five grains of corn are planted together upon ridges equal distances apart, and generally in rows. The intervening space is utilized for growing beans, which are so planted that they can get space and light without injury to the other crops. Land is so vu.uable that no space is allowed for gra-s plots, and it is a curious thing that 110 weeds are to be seen in any of the cultivate ! plots in Japan. Every inch of ground must be put to the most profitable use, and a seed borne by the current or dropped by a bird stands lit tle show of growing to maturity. So thoroughly have the Japanese got the masterly of these pests that tho soil is entirely free from every trace of the n. The climate and the warm, hu mid atmosphere are particularly favora-' ble to the gro.vth of rusts and other parasite form", but they have also en tirely disappeared from the fields of Ja pan. A few narrow paths are made in the fields where absolutely necessary ,but there are no roads, and consequently na room for wheeled vehicles or machines. Almost all the work of cultivation is done by hand, and the tools are models of simplicity. The tool used for cut ting barley or wheat consists of a sharp blade placed at right angles to the shaft, which is about two feet long. The corn is cut very carefully, so that the adjoin ing plants are not injured. Threshing, too, is a tedious process. There is no room in the fields for drying sheaves, for the ground must be used immediately after harvest for other crops. The corn sheaves aje tied up in bunches and se curely fastened to houses, fences' and trees. The ears are always downwnward. so that the rain may run off. During the harvest season the eaves and verandahs of every village house are stacked about with neat bundles of grain that will be beaten out as soon as dry. The ears are knocked against a pole, placed a few feet above the ground, and the grain falls upon the mats placed below to receive it. The cereals are put through a sort of primitive winnower, or thrown up for the wind to carry away the husks. Bunches of corn or rice straw are drawn through backles and gathered upon mats.' i he rice straw is used In toe manufac ture of a tough paper that has a great sale in Japan. In Juiy the fields are made ready for the rice, after being properly banked up' and irrigated, li.ee is a staple, but is regarded as a luxury among the farmers, oeing used only on holidays or in case of 'lines. If a patient is in a critical con- l.tion hi is permitted to have rice. 'What, so ill that he must have rice?" is asked in sympathy, and the patient's Mse is indeed alarming when this grain is resorted to as a diet. Sericulture is of course an important ndustry and affords employment for women and children. The Japan se :ocoon is excelled in quality only by the French. In July the cocoons may be seen hanging about the houses to dry after they have been removed from the branches of the mulbeiry. Beans of many varieties are raised, for they grow easily, and form a principal artic e of food, whether green, half ripe, matured or dry. Bean meal, bean curd and bean ionp are relished by the Japanese. The principal article of diet is mUlet, and il is the most easily grown of all the cereals A good quality of cotton is also raised aud is used more for the manufacture of the famous crepes than for anything else. Root crops, such as beet, potato or turnip, are raised sparingly. Potatoes ire cultivated for ths benefit of Europeans, or for those who aflect Euro pean tastes, but thy are watery and in tipid. The tobacco, which is raised in ibundance, is not liked by foreigrers, aut the natives tiid a use for all they raise. As only two whiffs are taken from a pipe, and the remainder of the tobacco is then tapped out, the statistics giving tbe amouftt of tobacco which is raised is something startling. The lapanese raise barley, pheat, millet, rje, oeaas, rape see-.?, c g plant, lilies and 1 diakons for local use, and silk, tea snd rice for exportation. New York Tribune. Somebody Always Late. Perhaps it will be little consolation to tho political candidate who has been, jeaten by a few votes to reflect that there is always somebody who is just a, trifle too late. It is certainly interesting! if not instructive to the other fellows. Yet it is an incident of every minute in the metropolis, where life is a daily and nomentary scramble. You see it illustrated more or less humorously every time you take an ele vated train, every time a ferryboat leaves its slip, every time a limited express or ny other train pulls out of a station,' f very time an ocean steamer leaves her! pier. There is al -vays somebody rushing up and down at the last moment, fraoti rally waving hands or yelling, just in titr.o to be left behind. Ask tho ecorn-j ful but vigilant officials. Scarcely an elevated train leaves a, platform but one or more persons, male r female, dash up the stairs and fly past; tho ticket window, and at tho risk of! life or limb attempt to board it. Anel how ludicrously angry and disappointed, they look I Another train is within light, due in ono or two minutes; but) that doesn't alter the matter it aggra vates it. Just as your ferryboat leave? the slip there is always somebody who runs the gantlet of the main gates, comes tearing down the driveway, with or without a ticket, and, with a wild whoop, tries to leap the rapidly yawning pulf between the bridge and the deck. There is another boat in five or ten min utes, but what of that? Tba bitterness it being too late warrants the risk. An express train slowly pulls out to the sound of tbe gong. Immediately from various quarters, as if they popped out of the earth, some people, with wildly swinging grips and parcels In band, rush at breakneck speed along the planking to get on boaid, and are left panting and shouting and swearing just too late. Rarely an ocean steamer, booked for days to leave at a certain hour, begins to churn the salt water into foam, but a cab or carriage, bearing a steamer trunk and displaying a dishevelled head at the open window, comes rattling down dpon tho crowded pier Just too late. The compsay has the passage money, tho natna is on the printed passenger list, but the berth is empty this trip. Hardly 1 ship leaves port but somebody is left by j hair's breadth. It seexs odd, doesn't it? But it is nevertheless true. This great business world stops for noboiy. A mnu must jet up and come doiva on tima or gel eft. An 1 tiier? is always somebody get ilng loft. Xv York Herald. A Story of Greeley. Amos Cummin-s tells how a faith'di iody guard ef Horace Greeley onoe kept Vice-President Wilsou out of his room. The ufter detailing how several S'ew York politicia n were disposed of, :ontinues : "A few minutes later Vice-Pre3iJeat tYiUon came in. He hal b? n traveling 1 goo! deal, and his form was covered d ith the grimiest liuen duster I eversaw. Se slammel down his old carpet bag on tho floor and said : 'I want to see Mr. Sreeley.' " 'Git out!' thundered Ben, 'the old nan's busy.' " 'Well, can't you take my name?' iskod the Vice-President. " 'I guess I'll have to do it; but you tand right here and don't move or you'll ketch it.' "Ben went into Greeley's room, and heard a hot dialogue going on for a lit tle while. Then the office boy reap peared and looked at Wilson with su preme di?gust. " 'Jest as I t'lm-'ht; be don't want to lee you,' declare I Ben. 'Now, git out.' "I pacified B.-n and went in to tell Mr. Greeley who wanted to sec him. The great editor listened to what I had to say and then shouted : 'Tell the Vice President to walk right in. That fool of 1 boy said there was an old bum named Wilson loafing arouud outside wbc wanted to see m.'.' '' Washington Post. Danger of High Spjed at Nlcht. The Railway Age, in an editorial com lent upou the danger of collisions in aigh spol at night, says: "Self-preservation and every other motive prompts the engineer to stop at the appointed meeting place, and it is not difficult to believe that in the hour of night, in aa open country having few land marks, with a dense fog, increased by imoke and steam settling down upon the hoc, the engineer may miscalculate his speed and lose his reckoning. To the in satiate passion of the public for 'fast time Is due in part at least another of the many appalling accidents of late years. Seated in his comfortable car or wait ing at the station for the expected train, the traveler is impatient at every in Itant'a delay and thoughtless of the pos sible dangers of haste. If time is lost the engineer has to bear the blame and hear or imagine the reproaches or ridi cule or passengers, trainmen, dispatch ers and superintendent. Moreover to slow up is to invite possiblo collision from the tear, and to fail to make the meeting point on time means danger in front and so he drives on, sometimes to destruction. To prevent the possibility of accident liko this, will the railway o the future be lighted every mile of it; length by electricity? It may be. Xe Orleans New Delta. 170RKS CP lsiiU.a. A.s fervor waxes strong it becomes irdor. Experience ripens in the field of cu ieavor. One cannot show displeasure and hica ttia chagrin. Extremes meet when the cynic encoun ters a philanthropist. Effort finds congenial companionship when it meets with approval. He who would better his circumstances nust improve his opportunities. Because speech has failed it does not follow that the mind needs be bankrupt. It it essential that ability be marked, ft might be lost sight of in the crowd jlse. One trouble with the matrimonial natch is that young people are too not to make light of it. It is safe to say that he who nurses hi wrath does not drav oa the milk of hu man kindness for the susteuancj. De troit Free Press. A Pantomime Death SontcncJ. "Once upon a time," says George It.' B. Hayes, "there was a judge named Redman, who presided over a big terri tory which kept him racing from Santa Cruz to Salinas and San Luis Obispo. Tbe Spanish population was the chief race to be found in that district, and Redman knew but two words in the lan guage, which were 'No Tiende, and was put to the necessity of employing a court interpreter, who attended him in his rapid tour of the big circuit. It happened that a murderer was to bo sentenced in Monterey and that an im portant trial must be attended miles away, on the same day. Redman's in terpreter had gone off to a fandango in the wilds somewhere and couldn't bo lound when court was opened and Red man was in a fury of impatience. At iris?, whea he could endure the delay no I nger, he said to the icaa below ia the 'Jock : "Prisoner at tho bar Staud up!" "Xo tiende," said the mau, shaking dis head stupidly. "You don't savey, doyouj" exclaimed die j idge sharply; "well, do you under stand this?" and he proceded to gesticu late vigorously with his hands, and indi cate the motion of rising. The man finally comprehended and arose stiffly in his seat. "Prisoner at tbe bar It is the sen tence of this court that you be taken from the place whence you came on Fri day, the 27th day of June next, ba hanged by the neck until you are dead, and may God have nier.-v on your soul. Xow, do you savey that'f ' The poor prisoner shook his head iu a bewildered fashion, and cou.d only cry, 'No tiende, no tiende." "Is there anybody present in this court who can translate that awful sen tence to thi3 prisottT?" demanded the Judge of the half a dozen of officials and spectators in the room. They were all in the same boat as tbe prisoner and could only shake their heads mournful ly: "Well," exclaimed the Judge, a bright thought striking him, "I'll just show vou then this way !" whereupon he un reeled a yard of red tap3 that lay on the desk, and twisting it hurriedly a 00 11 1 his Dwn neck held tho two ends high over his left ear, at t ie same time rubbing his eyes and wagiug his tongua elown r gainst his chin. A dreadful groan went up from tho prisoner and from the others in the court room. They understood the grim judi cial kindergarten completely. Sar Francisco Examiner. Making Gun Cotton. Tho torpedo station at Newport, R. I., .s hard at work, under the direction of Professor Charles E. Monroe, mnnufac luring gun cotton for the United Stute3 Navy. The Government prefers this ex plosive to nitro-giycerine, dynamite and explosive gelatine. Gun cotton is ma lo by immersing dry cotton in a mixture ol farce parts of sulphuric acid and one t art of concentiatcd nitric actd for I venty-four hours, when it is removed, ti'ie acid is then pressed out, and the inass convortel into pulp,' just as rags ire for making paper, and the pulp is thoroughly washed, and then may be pressed and mold.-d into any shape de tired by means of a hydraulic press. Early experiments in the use of gun cotton were discouraging from the fact that it exploded without apparent cause, I but later investigation demonstrated that this danger was due to tho fact that the i sciu usea in the manuiac-ure was no: en tirely squeezed out, aud resort to the pulp, making process succeeded in elimi nating the last traces of it. As prepared for the United States s-rvicc tsrpedo, the gun cotton is pressed into cylindrical iliecs three and one-half inches in diame ter and two inches in thicknes3. The ccntie is pitced for the insertion of the i.iercury fulminate detonator. The gun otton is wet for safety wheu put into jo torpedo-cases, and in this state can oe even carelessly handlod. It is said to be safer than gunpowder. Not even fire ixplodesit as long as the cotton remains set. The Newport factory turns out 5000 pounds of the stuff at a time, but the process of making it appears to be rather slow. An order for 20,000 pounds from the Mare Island (Cal.) Nary Yard is now being filled. Now Orleans Picayune. Sanlirht as a Disinfectant. A well known physician told me re jently that sunlLhtis the greatest disin fectant known to medical science. Two hours of strong sunlight oa tho clothing sr bedding of a scarlet fever or diph theria patient will kill the germs more rflectively than any chemical disinfect ant. Ho asserted that disease among :hildren would bo lessened fully one half if all the little ones could sleep in bright, cheery rooms, where the light of tbe sun is admitted during the day in anstinted quantity. Il is, however, :ustomary, especially with people who live in flats, to put the children to bid at light in a dark inside room, where co tunllght can ever possible penetrats. In aany more homss the blinds are kerjt iown in midday for fear th sunlight may fade a carpet, a rag or some prided irapery. What matter if the childre 1 lo fall ill, so long as the colors remain last in the carpets. But the people who ioard don't care for the colors iu the :arpct, and the carpets in most boat ding bouses are not afflicted with colors which tho sun can affect. New York Adver tiser. Quickest Brid.-e Buildin? oa Record. The quickest bridge building on re cord was done by aa engineer nainsd Dredge, who, in eight days, put an iron span across the Biack water, in Tyrone County, Ireland. It was seventy-four feet in length. Dredge died before the popular agitation was begun in Phila delphia, Penn., for a modern bridge a'-ross the Schuylkill at Walnut street. That project was discussed for a quarter of a century. Tho Schuylkill at this point is deeper than the Bronx and near ly as deep as Harlem River. Ne Or leans Pxajune. CAS T PLEASE 2VERVBODT. Diner "Give me some fried cod and a sirloin steak. Be sure to have tho fish well done." Waiter "Your pardon, sir,' but everything is well done at this establish ment." Diner "Oh, it is, is it? Never mind the steak, then." Boston Transcript. la 1SS2 Paris had 685,000 flals. A steam bicycle is a German invention. THE CRICHTER DAY, When the dreary weather, cold an I wc Produces "blu ?s" a r. 1 melancholy, Look back o'er life and don't for -ct That most of it was bright ani jolly. There never was a day of rain But sunshine followed soon thereafter. And gloomy mood and aehin; pain Gave way to health an 1 merry laiizhter. The bells of ti ne Will rin? their chime Oi miujled joy an I sorrow, Yet the refrain In hopeful strain Epeal-s sweetly for to-morrow. When clou is of darkness han t'aeir paU Before the future you're exploring, With patience wait for t'lem to fall. In faith thjir threatening look ignoring, 1'oeiv "A ver lining" soon will show A3 fortii-is's breez;s blow them over, And ju-:t bjyon 1 a rosy glo .v Will li'btycur pathway thrcujh the clover. The ringinj bills Have told thoir km-lU Aad now pro?la:.a nit'i pleasuro A FUOLy day That's co aie to star. Filled high with precious troii-un. Goorze E. Brown, in Atlanta Contitutiou. PITH APPOINT. There are too many people ia the world who use their nest eggs to make cake of. Atcbitoa Globe. "There are times when lie is very gloomy." "I don't wonder; he calls himself a self-mado man." Xew YorS Press. A Western lecturer has selected for his subject "A Bad Egg." This subject often strikes a lecturer uufavorably. Texa3 Si f tings. Rosaline "Ilotv ii jour ner bfau?'1 Grace "Oh, he promises well." Rosa lie (warningly) "Get him to write." New York llcralJ. When an unmarrie 1 v. o nan says she has remained single from coulee, do not be so rude as to as'c her "from whose choice?" Boston Transcript. C'oige Eilot says: "Tue mau who trust a frioud educates hi. 11." But the trus'er ottua gets too in -.t e v;er"miju'.al kaowie'i-e. Cohun'v.!-. Post. An aati-crank L:11 lias b?;n intro-eluc'-i into Con;re.ss. Tue far.jsjt's boy will be uuxious tikno v if it iuclu les the grindstoau". Lo.veil Cornier. Tho banana has a great vrlt-ty of uses. It is said that floor is no v made from it. It is no scrct that the skin makes low s'.ippc.-s. Lv.vcll Courier. Querist "Why .lid you borrow tint 'Zva' of S:nit 1, the rost lurateur?" Aud ace "To give a lit'.le luac'i nt t;ii Ettie Ca'e." Kate Field's Washington. Alter much solicitation the German Covcmtneot bis d'jrilj.l ait ti -e:: I t aa Watch on t'jc il ii;i.i to too World's Co lumbian Exposition. Je.volcto Circu lar. A woman cao give much mora njvive about how to keep a husban I's lore oa the first anniversary of hjr marriage than she can at her silver wcJdinj. illiaira Gazette. II j (fishing for a compliment) "All haodsoine men are coacoiLL'l.joa kuo.v." Sue "But it does no: follo.v that all conceited men aru haadio ue." Boitoa Traascrtpt. Lady (engaging 6ervaat; "You r e n to possoss every Ett.tosiarv q'.'. ilillctt; n. Have you a s.ve.'thcart i" Se-r.-aut "Xo niutu; but 1 cau soou jtet one." The Comic. Ho "Wc'i, ho-v is Mr. Jones getting oa fince his cccilcnt?'' She "They say he doe-u'l .cc.ii like liimsu'." lie "Well, that irust be a comfort to his wife.'" Boston Beacon. MUtre33 "Faac'.iettc, why dou't you sweep with the now broom?" F.iacl.ette "But, marlume, the room vra so dirty I thought I'd use the old one a li'.tie yet and suve the new ojc." Comic. Young Mr3. Fitts "You elo not ttro of my singing, do you, dear?" Mr. Fitts "Xo, love; your voice re i.ic.ii m-i so much of that girl I was engaged to a'oag in 1835." And she hasn't sang anything since. Indianapolis Journal. "Why, how is tliii? You, your wife, and all of tho family have got yoar faces bandaged? Are you all ciilict; J with tho toothache:" "You se?, our oldest is learning to bo a dentist and so ho is drawing our teeth for a bit of practice." Dorfbarbicr. Tommy's Mamma (as Tommy suldcaly burst, out crying "What U tbe mat ter?" Tommy "I hurt myself this atteraoon." Tommy's Mamma "Why didu't you cry thea instead of now?" Tommy " 'Causo I was busy. I was playin' with Freddy then." Comic. Balance "Miss Smilaxhas a wonder ful memory." Wooden "Why, what proof has she given of it?" ' BulfiDch "Why, I met her at supper last night and she not only reminded me about our being engaged last summer, but gave me a number of the details." Boston Cour tcr. Jack Hardup (with unwonted enthusi asm) "By Jove I I sco that some fellow is talking' about introducing a bill into the house making it a misdemeanor to send annoying letters to any one. Very clerer idea that. I'll hare my tailor locked up for six nionttu, by Jove !" Tit-Bita. A famous railway presldeut, white out for a constitutional a few vreeks since, notice! a eon of toil digging a ditch. "Pretty hard work?" suggeatcd the rail way magnate. The laborer put down h'.s pick and shovel and replieJ, with delib eration: "Wefl, it niat't lawn tianaj." Harper's Drawer'. Philistine Wife "Your paper ia't ct all amusing just now. But there, I must confess it is not easy to be either 'funny or witty every week." Journalist (much worried) "Xo, my dear, much easier to be always dull and prosaic every even ing." He was about to add a persoual illustration, but as, fortunately, he didn't, the subject dropped. J Punch. AJi ErOCH IS FAlirLV niSTORT. George "Whewl What can be th natter? Telegram say, 'Come home, 'mmcdiately.' " George (rushing into his suburban home one hour later) "Tell mc quick, my dear. What is it?" Young Wife "The baby said 'Jl.va oa.'" Life. Vend.ue!a luis miik trcis. Florins wore !sued ia 1349. NEWS I.N UKlKtr. --Q.iiuce-s camo lroia Uoiii,th. Tht? canlelope is a native of Amer ica. Me'lons wore found originally iu Asij. France's oyster industry is the l.ir Fest of i's kind ic Europe, The average man ucs twoiit. -uiuo pounds of sugar per annum. lliiropeaus every year cut (5,470,00 ) tons of beef, mutton ittid j ork. The estimated yield of pecans in this country is .OOO.cOJ bushels. A scheme has lately be -n devised to uo electricity as n fer tilizor of the soil. Threo huu liv 1 nud tixty mo'inhiius in the United S!a!e s.reowr !.,:( t f-et high. A fever thermometer is r.ow male iu chntedaine form for the :s ' of trained nurses. A Philadelphia inventor lms a minia ture trolley road on ti,e roof of l.i house. Tho 1 irg.-st im-teorio stone v:i fouud iu Greenland ami weighs i0).i pound. -Franco and Itily raised 33,00 1 i bushels of chestnuts for home use tut ! export. The American people iu lSOd drank tho decoction from I'.IO,') ) 1,0) I jiotiu Is of collee. Russia raises 12(13 pounds ef g-nin and fifty one pounds ef meat to ta li inhabitant. The purer the water the more active it is in corroding and pitting ir n or steel plates. The tomato is a native of South America nud takes its namo from a Portuguese word. Tho Unite 1 States are s ii 1 to havo liyiO',03) geese of the kind which are used for feod. The propos 1 hydrorraph will en able fchips to communicate with one another at distances. Two hundred and eighteen thousand tons of phospliute havo been mined in South C'nrolina eliirmg 10". ia many parts of Iti 'tia men serve as carriers of mt-re'i nidise, buffaloes are kpt fur rui'-ii n pl still on 1 i Il ing. There are fifty miles of eleetrier ul way nud 10i)0 telephones in use in (ir.uid Rapid", Mich., a city of '.'0,0 I) inhabi tant?. Tno liist tunnel for commercial purposes to executed by M. Rignet, in 1ht reign of Louis XIV., nt I'.zieris France. Why birds don't full off the root is be'ena-.o they cau't. Whea they Ht elown the muscle of the lower log inu-t Col tract. It is estimate 1 that every Atncriean elriuks a pint of w..t r a day, which iu 'kes tho ilailv cousutnpii u S,lti." 000 gallotis. Tho ortion was almost an object of worship with tho Egyptiens 2'VU years before tiie Christian era. It tlrst came from Ind in. T ro sext u beetles will bury a uiole in an hour, a feat equivalent to two men interring a wlmle in the Fame length of tim . Tho water that trickles into tho Comstock mine, Nevada, m ar the bot tom of tbe shaft is lit at eal U vrly to t!.e b.nliug poiut. Many of tho caves ilise-ovi-ivd iu Xew Mexico nnd Arizona contain hu man bones anJ ether evidences of oc cupancy years ago. A deposit of iron ore has been dis covered near Chipmun, Xew Bruns wick. Specimens are now being tested with a view to working mine.-. M. do 1'isle discovered fin animal cule that could run six inches in a se cond, and calculated that it must move its Iecre no less than 120) times in that brief period. One of the African Steamship Com pany s vessels recently stetme.l ior sixty miles near Souniml through lo custs that thieUlv covered the surface of tho water. P. Silvert, of Dohlen, Saxony, pro poses the manufacture ef glass pipes by rolling elown inulton gl tes in grooves or flutes, nnd using a core to complete tho formntioa of the pipe er tul.e. A French doctor has invented n new worel, "ouchyophagy." lie applies it to young girls who lute their nails, churning that tho huliit arises from a deranged condition of tho nervous sys tem Tho Yalo Medical School has re ceived a new respiration apparatus, an invention of I rofessor ort, ot Ucr- many. It is said that It will make an innovation among tho medical se-hools of the countrv. The strongest timber is raid to ! that known as "bilian," or Borneo ironwood, whoso breaking strain is 1.52 times that of English oak. It becomes of ebony blaeknens under lot g exposnre. Petrified borso tracks are among the curiosities attributed to Missouri. They are said to bo found ic the bot tom of tho creek in Ray County, f he ancient bird tracks of Connc'ticit thus Lava present-day rivalis. k Slraugo IUoe or Cave Dtve-IIers. .At the Royal Geographical Society's meeting in Madrid, a paper hi3 been read by Dr. Bide, a medical man, who in ?ently explored a wilel district in t ie Province of Cactres, Spaic, still in habited by strange people, who s;'.i' a ttirious patois, aad live in caves a id in iccessabie retreats. These singular rem nants of sjme prehistoric race have a bairy skin, and havo hitherto displavc 1 ia inveterate iuipuDauce to mix with their Spanish and Portuguese neighbors. Lately roads have been pnshe 1 into tii-i the district inhabited by thesj " Jur les," 11, according to Dr. Bide, they are be ginning to learn the Castiliun language, ind to appear at fairs aad markets in the province, ia order to purchase a few modern commodities an.l agricudura! implements. Xew York Times. BELF-XIADE, ECT A TOOTl J03. "You are another poor victim of cir iumstances, I presume?" said the churi. able bookkeeper. "Xo'iae," replied Mr. Hungry IXig jias, proudly, "I ain't. I a n a ?eU' Hade man, 1 am, even if I ain't much of Mob." Indianapolis Journal.