B, F. BCHWE1ER, THE OON8TITDTION-THE UNION AND THE ENFORCEMENT OP THE LAWS. Editor VOL. XL VIII. MIFFLTNTOWN . JUNIATA COUNTY. FENNA.. WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 3. 1894. NO. 3. 4 I t-OVE'3 SEASOT. fci tad swffet days when hectic flntl... Burn red 03 maple and sumach Ua When sorrowful winds wail throu'h thf K rushe. 3 An! all things whisper or loss and gr'e' When close and clns?r bjli Frost : rroaches , To snatch the blossoms from Hataw.' breast, When nbtht Cor. vv on day encroa-hei Ch, then I thin': th-at I love yoa b. An I yet wh-vi white-, fist t?rant master, : Has 1 une.l autu.nii in wa'Ss of tmrr. Ani bcun 1 an I .c-Lrel wnero boll Fros caat her Lies outraSo 1 Xitur; in balptess woa. Vhen all cartas p etnroi ia four walls ccn tiV, Arl si la by si le ia th-3 smi; homo nest TVebsttho ti uPe,ts which canno: enter- Oh, then I say that I lovo you basi. f.ut later on, h"n tbo Siren Sea.-n Betray the trust of tha sends Kin-. Ani glad Earth lau?hs attlie act of i"eaS03, And winter dies in the arras of Spri i tVhen bu Is an 1 birds all rm5i aud fiuHsr To free fair N'ature o oppress; 1 thrill with feeling 1 cannot niter. And then I a n cvrta u 1 !UVt you best. Cut when in sp'M ior t q ,,9Jiy gJ u n5 :l- i,-ns over the e.v.-th la , il, j siie: abw i iien Natura knes ti t.i . royal cjut VndfvontheSun n.n.shjt with Low, When 1'leaaurj l.u,.;s ;a tho lusciou! weat'ier. And Care lies out o:i the sward t rst 0!'. whether spirt or w a-t-'.er toj.'Chjr. It is then I know tlif. I love you best! " -Ella Wheeler Wi'cox, in L p dncotS. iTOSClLLA'aSMAXAGEMEiSl caOSSE FAM.ET. s EACOX DODG. ielfblue" ' emmcr!. lie sat down t.: I I li:s sis ix o'clock tea. ill'h i iQhls is humble home i.i i'j .J on 1 Forest Hill. It not that the tea was either ba lly served or poor in quality, for lie in- Virinh'v tlilrr!ntH - Cy'V tl:o bcit Srottr't'i tiJu J the nurkc afforded, ami nothing Miss Prissy cvei tried to do or nu';e ever resulted in fail ure. It was neither the eatables nor yei the drinkable that cau-ed the cloui'on the deacon's brow. As he expressed it, be "felt blue as a whetstone," an 1 the cause arose from the tightness iu money circles. Mies Trisfr, the deacon's strong minded daughter, perceived the lower ing countenance, and wishing- to con ciliate the old gentleman a little, put an additional Una of suar iu his tea. "Third, aad lastlv," he said, iu an abstracted manner, as he passed the cup Tor refillment. Prissy smiled almost involuntarily at this "power of habit ' exemplified. The worthy c!e:-on, busy with his bread and butter, did not sec Lis listener's face. "I'll tell jou what," said he, carefulhj adjusting bis knife and fork, "unless something happens iu cur favor pretty soon, we are gone to smash completely." Even the lingering shadow of the smile that had played round the comers of Prissy 's mouth diei out, and she looked anxiously at bur lather as he weut on : 'There is a four liu'iuied d jllar rnort gage on the house, willi mteieu at seven per cent., and no man t an s'aud Eueii a per cent, as that. There is that ore-liundreJ-dollar note, a:vl tivo ot lifty dollars each, l.c-i ies one hundred and s;xty dollars yet in;; ni 1 on the lumber, seventy-five dollar: ot to co:ne some b.ow for tl.c rr.rpen'.er.s, twenty f.-j for the uia-on, tnea'y live more fur the j.aiutinir. iv.si.lc', ti:at leaves us with tho houje nol jet half (ini;hed, the ground yet to be grubbed and laid out imd fenced, 2nd U"t a cent, in n 1 you not a single cent to do it with.' The deacon leaned back in his c'uair and fairly groined. The strong minde.1 rriicilla got up. and walking round to bis side of the table, l&iJ her inn 1 on his arm. 'Listen to me, deacon," said she thoughtfully sue always called him that when she felt particularly in earnest listen to me, now, and I'll teil you the ptun I have for extricating our utfair trom financial annihilation."" "Talk amy," growled the biar " 1'ilk, at any rate, H ri.o.ip encu.'u, m ,-n iu these bard tin-.t!-." I'nssy rline 1 to nrtlce the rli-b put upon her tongue, n::d contiuitL I, bravely "You know 3011 have always refuse! 10 keep a ;jit, pi-, or chicken. Xo'.r, fan, lt us litive a!! thu-e, an 1 I wid M.o-.v j on litis fall t!;-it J'our interest iccr.y shii! b'j for.lioiniiiL', IcsiUCJ h-tviti-cur L-rocry bill 10 tc i a it is OiaJe." cu!:i;tt lie, witu , "ilOW ;vjuld you L.iit l.'u'c worih a 1., l- .'.'j of i:iapprcvj do it .' li-side--, mv : blue for a ?is, ; in i.'Wl. C.yW, I haven t t:.e r a 1 1 m i cv jiicy to pay the chick- j ttitiu .i an no wise 11 ud of thai. ' (..uri'od, tl.c strong d joun nonius cool.y continued: sand means tor nil of'e;E. have wa I ..: j:.. Aud if you mil solemnly a'reo do iu all things as I fciMe d ..i , 1 i:i turn will piom.-e aud la'.ily it, :o, to take these debts mil the unfit ished h&u.e oqmv shoulders, metaphor" !! speakiav', au.l in three year.,' time v . e will owe no mm, ami our House arid gr..-.ii.d shall c.i:::pue tavorably with ar.yln the country.'' The deacon eai.-idtrci! a moment. '.Show me your wavs aud meruu:, PrUs." "Ve'.l," a little reluctantly, yoi kuow the Laurels! Mrs. Laurel vinnts .o trade a young new uiilcu cow, with the calf, for tweuty-four yards of t'nr-.t low iagraiu carpet of our, aud as I hs.ve ::eady carpet enough, besides lht ii core; r.U tho floor we shall u:e for a year or to, I havo accented tho oiler. Taa-' i cow Xo. 1, eh?" "Cow Xo. 1 yes." "Uncle Bemus has taVen h fancy fc my pold watch, and wants to trade me cow ani a hog of the female persuasion 'or 1', and as tho watch is useloss to me a our present circutmtance, I ha. ni-le up my mind to close with l"1 there u cow No. 2, fore8itf i Ths 4caoo3 op5aed his eyos. Ton my word, PrUw, you're born n4r. Dut wliel about the chickens! one rooster-of the Bowers, o tick s thev sw Tt. v ' "i Jet and T i -i , " wnuta Toot'e tnr sUlieai to Neighbor tlo rW ' l 8et them wlth- Too. that , T a .tItr klnl of fowl hat , can be made to br.u four UolkT ttltTr,' chickens by hf ,l Ju"'' 1 h -t least thirty or forty c'.lck, fr ,he June mw- M and the proceeds therefrom will Uke up a certain note of yours. Ia the meanllmo t,lc ,,usr hold exp-n,,., ve g0 alo Thr 't bi. ny other ment. T.ie elves we will lartea and -ell tu , ;a l, the ho3 ditto. Uncle Be mus a lv,ieJ me to keep the litter 0 pbni until ue.ct year, when the, will fetch us someth-ng over a hundred dollars. The eipn acres a ground, for the use of w'l.ci we pay forty dollars, must be P a I with cirn, and I have alreadj te.ee.ted the seed. As the land is partic u.ar y p'.ean aud of uncommon good soil, the yie'.d should be not less than sev enty.fivo bushels to the acre, which, if corn couics dowu to an unprecedented low figure, will still pay all expenses for seed, rent, tillage, and leave us enou"l to fa;ten our hos after all." 0 The deacon was silent from astonbh neut. "I shail raise as many chickens as pos ible through the heat of the com ii tuauuer; so taat the next spring I shad have egns by tha o,uintity, when tho market reports quote a good price, with lupply less thaa the demand." i'-u talk like a farmer, Priss," ajie ulated thedazed deacon. "When did yon earn so much, I woudcrt' "Don't nk me q lestions, but promise ne," jjlvlu ; hi.n a tight squeeze. 'I p:o:nise."' She shook herself loose from him, ind poured out for herself a cup of hot tea. "Ver .11; go to work ani make me ionic chicken coops and a hen house, m l fetch home my hens to-norro v, aud this fall I vr.il siiow square accouiL w;tli.so;i:e fnl,s I know of." Iu tho course of time the cows were driven home', the chickens roosted ic the deacon's hen house, and the "female hog, with her seven children, occupied the attention of tho deacon's daughter. Of a morning Prissy went into the cellar and skimxe 1, aud strained, aud churned, and nutsid'j the deacon himself, with the Sj iiieaad ax mile good timeamou the stiinios, thereby saving hirel heir tud the additional cost of a wood pile. The d-.-acou ha I lived ill his life under a 1'izy cloud. He c mldo't cut wood, he said, becau'.y it ma le hi:n S3 tired. He couldn't work at farming, because the weather was either t jo hot or too cold, or too wet or too dry. He coaldu't stay all the while at his place of business (-it was a photographer) and wait for cus tomers, because ho "wanted to get o.tt ind stretch his Ie-s." But suggest the idea of nu impossible enterprise to hi:u, or ask him to invest iu a lottery ticki-t, sr talk travel, and directly tho dacju was your man. He was utterly and nbomiaably u.t.j nd selfish, lie forced Fr:sy to piucu iud save a dollar, while he would squander fi:ty, and have nothiug to snow for what he had paid out. Such is man that is, so roue 1 of it as went by thr jsma of Deacon Dodge. Oui of the things the strong-minded girl got him to do was to make a feac', ahich she insisted should be hedge. A hi.vthorno hedge, she declared, was both beautiful and attractive, beside? jiit as useful as any other. So, under her vigilant generalship, ho delivered aomc trees lor the nursery men and took his pay in hedge plants, which she made him set out and atien l. Little by little she put the deacon on bis mettle, until at las: she herself was surprised to find how much she had made him accomplish. At the eul of the first year he had grubbed their one and I hull acres, put the first coat of paint on the house, made the fence, dug tho C3l lar, built outhouses, cut all the fire wood and made five dollars a week besides. At the end of their first year Prissy found she has sold six dozen chickens at four dollars per dozen, and had as many more to winter over. She had sold six huu.lred pounds of butter, at an average of thirty cents a pound. The two calves fetched twclvo dollars readily, and the failed hog twenty-seven more. Their household tx.ierses had been just oue hundred dollars, aside from what she had raised in the garden, and the butter r.Btl eg.s were of home mauufacture, a!s . She spent not a penny for cloth lug. Together they checked o2 acooutib one evenicg, aad to his intense surprise the deacon found a little matter of four hundred aud lifty dollars to his crcc'it, besides having a much better start lor ;he next year. He paid the balance due on his lum ber, and thankfully took up three other notes, after which he brethed more lrcelj-. The next year the invincible Prissy sold t.vo hundred dollars' worth of hogs, sixty dollars' worth of eggs, and teu Uoze.i dickens, still keeping hou-c-l.old and personal expenses at the lowest possible point. Tho deacon, too, had better luck, or perhaps attended more strictly to his ousiness, and the end of the second vear was also the death knell of the insatiab!' mortgage. As this is no fancy sketch, but, on the contrary, is a veritable "leaf from life," I cannot state what the result wa fox the third year of Miss Prissy'a manage ment. But I saw the deacon the other uat trimming his hedge, which was all white and sweet with bloom, and he tells lue that the carpenters are busy at his house, and that he shall have enough produce to dispose of in the fall to take him com pletely out of debt. He certainly has the handsomest place in the country, and by far the most stvlish house. As for Prissy, her face is tanned a light brown and her hands are not quite so white nnd sicall as they once were not "so useless by half." she says, turning them ever carefully, and showing the little cal loused lumps oa the palms. "But we are out of debt anyway, she a.!Jed, triumphantly. "Thb. thing o: belnj dunned by every other person om sees f aavthing but funny." iMav ForroU Hill long outshine its ceVh'bors, and stand as a striking me rf.'nto of one woman's will. Nc York "ekij. A woman" Judges men with hc-i ars; a man forms his opiaioiiJ of women with his eyes. -VHEN DAYS WERE FOUR HOURS LO.NO. That Wa Hume Tlmr anl ttie Earth 1 raveled V. u; h Faster. Today ia longer than yesterday; Kj-tuorrow will be longer than to-daj-. d'he difference is s-j small that even In the course of ages it can hardly be iaid to have b.en distinctly estab iihed by observation, says The L'tory 3f tho Heavens. We do not pretend to :iy how many lenturies have lapsed since the dav was even one j ict-ond shorter thsinitis at present; out centuries art; not the units which we employ in tidal evolution. A million years ago it is quite proD ible that the divergence of the length if the day from its present value may have been very considerable. Let us take a glance lac It into the profound depths of time past and see what the tides have to tell lis. If the iesent order of things has lasted the day njusi have been shorter and shr.rter the farther we look back into the dim past. The day is dow twenty four hours; It was once six hours. How much farther tan we to? Once the six hours is past we begin to ap proach a limit which must at some l lint bound our prospect. The shorter the day the more is the earth bulged at the equator; the more the .a:-tU is bulged at tho equator the j.reateris the strain put upon the tnaterials of the earth by the ccntil fueal force of its rotation. If the arth were to go too fast it would be liable to cohere together; it would eparate into pieces just as a grlnd- 'tone driven too rapidly is rent asun .' er with violence. Here, therefore, vc discern in the remote past a bar i.er which stops the present argu ment. There is a certain critical velocity which is the greatest that the earth could bear without risk of rupture, but the exact amount of that velocity is a question not very easy to inswer. It depends upon the nature f the materials of the earth; !t de ; ends uj on the temperature; it de ; 'tids upon the effect of pressure, and yii other details riot accurately known ! us. An estimate of the critical velocity has, however, been made, j nd it has been l:mvn that the short 1 st. period of rotation which the earth Tihl have, without flying into nieces, is alout three or four hours. '1 he doctrine of tidal evolution has . mis conducted us to the conclusion! ; l it, at some inconceivably remote j ( .meh, the earth was spinning round I is axis in a period approximating to' three or six hours. An Old Settler. Otologists agree that many thousands f years ago they d not agree on the '1 uber of thousands great ice fields, 11' immense glaciers, move 1 slowly out toe north over a large part of the iited Suites and K irope. These glac l rs were so thie'e that they have left on :e top of the White Mountains bowl ers which they hid carried hundreds oi lilts, and they had nvjcli to do with ia;!u.r the hills and valleys of Xew 1'ork, Pennsylvania, and Xew England. The marks made by these glaciers ai they grotiud and crushed their way ovei toe rojks are still plainly v.siblu ia many ilaces, and it 1? eay to tra.e the larg uo .vidcrs they carried northward t reuious where such stone occurs in larg quantities. Taose were days of great thing3, and among the huge creatu-cs that roamed about in the reiriou of the advancing glacier was the Elephas Americanus, 01 American elephant. Part of the skele ton of one of these animals has just beet unearthed at Carl Junction, Missouri, anc lent to the Washington University. Tuese bones show this animal to havt been from twenty-five to thirty leet long, ind fifteen feet tall. It fed on trees and bushes, and a wagon-load of pine branches ind cones would have made a light sup per for this monster. Its molar teeth had grinding surfaces nine by lour inches in size, and its tusks were nine feet long. Coarse long hair covered the big fellow trom bead to toes, and a drove of such animals must have been an imposing sight, even in the presence of the mighty glaciers. In a cave in Franca has been found, scratched on a bit of ivory tusk, a rudj picture of one of these prehistoric nia n inotbs. This picture is supposed to be the oldest known, and was made by some nan or boy who was more clever than uis fellows, but who lived ia a cave, ate raw meat, and wore scanty clothing -na le from untanned skins of wild bca3ts which the filthy and savage men of those f ir o.f times killed with clubs and stones, tt may be, therefore, that human beings i.iT the living animal, pieces of whose ikeletoa were dug the other day fr 11 jeneat'i twenty feet of soil out in M.. ouii. Harper's Young People. IIo'T Peaf Mules Pa :cc. "I never felt so lonesoaie in my life,' laid a gentleman recently, "as when I chanced to ba thrown oue day with a nicnic party of deaf mutes. They could inderstand eic'.i other, laughed aud atrled oa and had a good time gener iliy, while I sat like a mum ny, apart, looking ou, but uaiblo to paiticip.ite ir my of the fun. "Oie thing that surprised mo greatly," ho oiitinuel, ".vis to see them iudulge In dancing. I hada!vays supposed that It was absolutely css.eutial to hear the rhythm of the music iu order to keep the time of a waltz or a polka. To be sure they had an orchestra on the dancing barge, and for a time I regarded that as peculiar, for few if any of the party sould hear the strains. "Alter a littlo thought I solved the mystery. The mutes could not hear the music, but they felt it, which was ju3t as effectual. To be sure of the matter I spoke to the leader of the orchestra aad he assured me that my surmise was cor net, and that when he was employed by the party it was expressly stipulated that he should bring his biggest bass drum and bass viols. The deep tones were mors vibratory thau the others and the mutes kept excellent waltz timo by feel ing the vibration of the wood flooring ipon which they danced." Xew York Icrald. The long distance telephone has ieen pnt in operation between Xor ray and Sweden, and his Majesty at Jhristiania can communicate directly )y word ot mouth with his ministers at Stockholm. I j t afi i is me man who Knows wua 30 wants and never entirely loses jf&ith that ho will some day get it THE ERUPTIVE FEVBR3., irinptoms That Every Moth or Should Be Able to B.oonlm. The mojt Important members o'. he group of eruptive fivers are imall- xx, measles, and soarlot fevsr. ' jhlcken-pox, cow-pox or raceme dis ease ana German measles. AU are :haracterlzed by an eruption upon the kin as a prominent feature of the Msease. All are contagious In a b!p,h K-grce and run adeflnltecourse, which annot be stopped by any known neans. The ability to distinguish be tween the different members of the rroup, at as early a date as possible, 13 iften of the utmost Importance, In Hder to prevent the spread of the liseae. The time from the date of c josure until the first appearance of the fever varies iu small-pox front Ave to twenty days, with an average 3f twelve days; in measles It Is usually from six to tea days, sometimes ex tending fourteen or fifteen; In scarlet tever the average Is from four to six days, with an extreme variation o' from one to fourteen ciaj-s. The initial fever in each case pre sents the features common to all fevers, with certain differences which are not alwaj's well markod. The be ginning of smallpox Is especially :haracterized by a severe headache iud pain in the back. In measles l,here are the usual features of a cold n the head with a bronchial cough. In scarlctina vomiting and convul sions are especially common in chil Iren. The best medical authorities leclare that, while a probable opin ion la-ay o'ten be formed from the at tendant circumstances, such as the prevalence of the disease and known exposure, it is often impossible to determine the disease with certainty until tho appearance of the charac teristic eruption. The eruption in small-pox appears first around the mouth and chin, on the third day ot the fever; in measles, it. appears llrt on the forehead and temples, on the fourth day; and in scarlet fever, on the face, neck, and chest simultane ously, on the second day of the fever. In small-pox the eruption consists it small, red pimples, becoming vesi cles, and then pustules, with a mi nute depression in the center; in measles, of small red dots like flea bi.cs; and in scarlctina, of a bright scarlet rash evenly diffused. The fever lessens on the first ap pearanco of the rash in small-pox, but increases again in its later stages. In measles, the fever increases as the rasii makes its appearance and de clines gradually as it disappears. In scarlet fever, it continues unabated until the fading of the rash, when it falls rapidly. The usual duration of favorable cases of small-pox, from the initial fever to convalescence, is from two to three weeks; of measles, from six to ten days; and of scarlet fever, from eight to nine days. A ITiwiwr Save, the Ilailiir'e Lire. A supposed criminal was arrested ..he other dav by a ioliceuan at Kel heim, iu Lavaria, and was walking along with his captor beside the I Danube, when suddenly he jumped into the water. The weather had been very severe, and there were great blocks of floating ice stretch ing right across the stream. Spring ing from block to block the prisoner succeeded In gaining the opposite bank followed at a distance by the policeman. Put the policeman was less nimble, and he fell into the swiftly flowing river. Here (remarks the London Daily News) was a very nice question of casuistrj-. Ought the man who was under arrest to stand by and see a fellow-creature, ind even a policeman, drowned, or night he to risk his own life to save him, with the prospect of putting the fetters once more upon himselt? To the credit of human nature, the prisoner did not hesitate a moment. He plunged In and brought the police man safelj' to dry land. Then it was the turn of the policeman to be gen erous. He offered to represent the matter to the proper authorities with a view to obtaining a life-saving medal for his preserver. The latter, howevcr.jdidnotseethe matter quite in the same light. He claimed his lib erty and tho other agreed he had earned it, and giving him a couple of marks for himself, dismissed him with a blessing. The fugitive has not yet been recaptured. A Taiue Mountain Llou. The author of "A Ride Through Won deilau I," says that she wa3 invited, when in Colorado, to visit a hunter's store and see a mountain lion; the only oue, as lU owner asserted, which had ever been tamed. It was in a little back room, chained to aa iron staple in thr floor, round which it was pacing, utter ing low growls. It appeared very much like a small pan ther, and seemed anything but tame, snai ling at us as if it longed to spring. It was in awe of its master, however, and cowed down every time he cracked his whip. He made it do seveial tricits ivith a retriever dog, which did not seem io like the task very well. "Come and kiss Miss Pussy," said the man, and the dog went up to it, laid t paw upon its neck, and licked its face. The master then put a piece of meat on its no9e, aad told the dog to fetch it away. "He doesn't care for this part," was his comment. "She has had him by the throat once or twice. Just look at her iron raws! One blow would lay you dead as mutton. What, you brute, yoc would, would youl'' Miss Pussy had tried to gnaw his boot, nd needed to be lashed off. "Did you ever take her outP "Oh, yes, she goes walking with me in the mountains, sometimes. I take her chain off when we're out of the town but I'm precious careful t Sallow her aad never let her step behind is I'' ' ulte an Item. Closeftt (to wholesale manager)-. Have you made up the list of thinsrs in our line aCected by the taria? Manager Yes, sir; everything, save one item, Is raised enormously. Closetit And what item it that? Manager Salaries! Puck. The first arithmetic using tho deci mal system was published in 1182. NWMI3MATICS IN CHINA. Seme CoUeotlous of Coin In tbe Kt G Back 4..80O tun. China Is the paradise of the nutans inatlst. The collections of cash, ac cording to Consul Edward Bedloe's report to the btate Department, quoted by the Philadelphia Bulletin, are something marvelous. They a small coins of bronze, brass, copper, or silver, rangine In intrinsic value from 1-20 of a cent to 23 cents. The oldest ot these coins on record at pcared about 2, 300 B. C Over 150, 000 different kinds of cash are pre served in collections. Some are won derful examples of coinage, but most of them are clumsy and coarse. The numismatic can work all bis life, spend very little money and leave tc posterity thousands of coins. All be needs to do is to confine his work to the collection of cash, the small coins in brass and bronze, whose value ranges from l-10th to l-14th of a cent Their workmanship varies, but, is usually very good. Their bhai c to-day is like that of European coins, with the exception that through the renter is a square hole through which the coins are strung together like beads. In the past, however, other forms were employed, including the square, triangle, heart, ellipse, shield, key, sword, and spear. The numbei of kinds is simply immense. They are referred to in the literature as fai back as 250 II. C. "The earliest that I have heard of," says Consul Bedloe, "dates rrora the Ts'ln dynasty, which ruled from 223 to 207 B. G From that time until today these useful little coins have been used by every monarch, no matter whether he was an empercx of the entire country or king of one of the petty principalities Into whlrh, from time to time, the Chinese Empire was broken. There bavo been over 1,200 occupants of tho various thrones, rojal and im perial In addition tr these regular Isjues, if such they may be called, there have been special issues from time to time and also special local is sues. A wealthy mandarin la Can ton is said to have the finest collec tion extant, containing 23,000 speci mens of ditlerent kinds." The cost increases as you co back ward in time. The cash of this cen tury can lie secured at their nominal fa - e value. Those of the eighteenth ana seventeenth centuries bring fro.n 1 cent to 10 cents each Those of the Han dynasties, from 200 to 100 A. IX, bring $loo each when in line state of preservation. These true antiques are leiind in ancient tombs and ruins. Several bundled were discovered in Amoy this year iu digging a grave, wfTen the laborers broke into an old tomb several feet below the surface of the soil. The coins lay in a iretty earthenware jar, and were encrusted with : thin layer of mala bite that here and there had been changed by moisture into a.-.urite. The coins were sold by the lucky coolies in the next twenty-four hours, and arc said to have brought 1 apiece, an im mense sum to men working for 12 cents a day. To succeed in collect ing cash a person must be a fine Chi nese scholar. The labor thereby in volved is so severe as to preclude mo-t collectors from indulging in the pleasure to any great extent. lie .lo vful. In that magnificent anthem it. which the line recurs "lie joyful, be joyful, my heart ever joyful," lies a suggestive secret for all true living. I) -spair and doubt and depression are unhcalthful. are destructive of all worthy work, are corrosive in their silcct up m character. The religious rigiiille.nMto, of gladness is shown ail thi?ng!i the scriptures. "lie glad in the Lord," we are Tx!Z. "Kejoice greatly," "Lift up your hearts." These are but familiar exaraplcs c 2 imiliriide (if similar expressions. De pression is" such an enervating aud negative slate as to be almost iiav moral. 0::e iias trials to meet, dif ficulties, hardships, even; obstacles to overcome. What of them? Is there not the triumph in overcoming? Is It not they who overcome whose n unes are marked by a white stone? What am I, what are you, what is our neighbor, than any or all of us should be exempt from the discipline of life? If the suffering burns out the sin; if the diillctiltics we en counter create new energy to sur mount them: if the consequences of our faults and fellies teach us to live above such follies and faults in future shall we not rejoice? Surelj', one is not in love with one's sins, neg ligences, or ignorances, and tbesooner they are starved out. and driven out, an 1 purified, the t etter. Sorrow, too the loss of friends; the sorrow we feel, and sometimes the most keenly, through sympathy witii the sorrows of others; disaster and misfortune all these come more or less into every life with their varied discipline, their varied aid. What then? Lift up your hearts, rejoice in the Lord. Let it ail tend to the spiritualizatlon of life. INot because one is safely boused and sheltered from the storm, but because he has achieved the power of living above the storm, may he say, in the refrain of Buddha tid of the cowherd, in the beautiful legend, "llain oa O, cloud, rain on!'' ClK&r Without Any foi-ou. In the fertile brain of Dr. S. Weit .Mitchell was conceived same time since the idea of an antl nic itine cigar, which is now in great, demand among Inveterate smokers, s;iysthe Philadelphia Kecord. The illu-trioi.s neurologist numbers among his ia tiens many suffering from nervo is diseases, the result of excessive -moving. To these he was wont to say: "You must give up smoking alto gether if you wish to regain your lualth." The patients demurred. The doctor admitted it was rather hard, and began to look about fv irac alternative plan. He felt that If a cigar could bb manufactured from which all or the greater portion of tho nicotine were extracted the effect upon the smoker would be practically harmless. The idea was explained to a well-known local manufacturer, who at once had the cigars made after the plan suggested by Dr. Mitchell. The Vuelta Atajo tobacco, used for the filler, and tho Connecticut wrapper are subjected to what is termed the 'double rcsweating" process. The materials are placed in a stcamroom f ir four or live hours, after which they are taken out and subjected to natural CjtIpr toi adaypj irro. This operation is thrice "repeated, aftei which the tobacco Is considered practically free of nicotine Many prominent men have tabooed the stronger brands of the new cifca: without prescription and through choice The manufacturer estimates his sale for the first three months at 1,000 boxes. I ,rlul Skunk. A correspondent of the 2ew York Tritnine says that t,hc hop-growers ol Otsego County have discovered what naturalists have long been trying to make farmers understand that skunks, instead of being their ene iu.es, as they former;y supposed, are anion-; their most useful friends. As one bo)-grower expressed it, "Now adays we protect skunks as carefully as we do song-birds." Hop-yards, it appears, are infested by a certain kind of grub which gnaws off the tender vines at the root, and this grub is the favorite rood of the skunk. As a general thing the skunks sally forth at nightfall, but now and then thev are to be seen at work in broad daylight. The proceeding is an in teresting one to watch. The skunk begins his quest on the edge of the yard, where be cocks bis head over a hill of hops and listens. If a grub is at work upon one of the four trailing vines, his quick ear is sure to hear it. At once he begins to paw up the earth, and presently he is seen to uncover the grub and swallow it with unmistakable relish. Then be listens a,ain, and if he hears nothing, proceeds to the next bill. And so he goes on till he has bad bis till. Now that the skunks are no lougci aiolested, they have become com paratively fearless. Sometimes, we are told, they keep up their operations even while the cultivator is driven between the rews. One man rejoiced in the prcsenci of a skunk family two old ones and their five kittens. The young one followed their father ana mother about the yard in broad day liht, while people stood looking on. They were both ornamental and useful: but one day two strange dogs came along and killed them. The farmeractually shed tears when he saw his seven pets lying dead on the ground. False F.conoiuy. The:.- is nothing in which the'avei ige man and woman exercise greater false economy than that of time. They think tosave it by crowding into an hour the thoughts that should oc cupy three, and as to duties why if planning could perform them the whole week, from Monday moinlng to Saturday night, would finish up the first day. The true economist plans for to morrow, allowing a reasonable tiuu Tor each duty, while a little margin for emergencies, and then allows the matter to rest The false economist likewise plans for to-morrow, bi:t each half hour is crowded up to the last minute, and three-fourths of to day is full of anxiety lest something w.ll be left undone. To-morrow ar rives to find the worker half unfitted through the worry of the day before, for such work as could have been easilv performed. So there is a sense o defeat added to the anxiety for the next day. Thus the worry ac cumulates, until nervous prostration lays its victim low. Then the rest w hich should have been taken daily and hourly, is all taken at once, in me long stretch, perhaps of weeks, perhaps of months. Nature will not 3e gainsaid, and those who will do all their work at one time most do ill their resting at one time. She U just, and will even up the balance. Leisure Hours. Canned Vegetables. There are few things more unappc. tiing than the canned goods put up in tins, as they are ordinarily served thai is simply turned out Into a laucepan and heated. A very important precaution ti take is to turn out the tontents of a can several hours before they are wanted, which will cause them to lose ihe peculiar, stifled, close taste, frequently combined with solder, that '.oo often clings to them. Peas should be drained of theii liquor and heated with a spoonful of water, a lump of butter, half a teaspoonful of fine sugar and salt and pepper. Or, make a thin white sauce with milk, butter sea soning and a bit of flour, and heat them in this. Canned corn needs a little milk oi cream, butter and seasoning, and it must only get thoroughly hot Cook ing toughens it. You can make a corn pudding with two cunfuls of chopped canned corn, oue of milk, one egg beaten in half a cupful of milk, a tablespoon fill ot melted butter and a palatable sea soning of salt and pepper. For corn pancakes mix as above, adding half a cupful more of milk, flour to make a thin batter, aud a teaspoonful of baking powder. Pancakes made cf canned peas, af ter the same receipt, are not bad. Canned tomatoes are nice steweo and baked in alternate layers with boiled rice or boiled macoroui, season ing the layers with butter, pepper and salt Canned asparagus makes nice s pa'.gus cream soup, and may be served in every way the same as the fresh. Albany Cultivator. The I htrk oil hi,. Says the St. Louis Star-Saying ''The letters brought out by the death of Blaine and published over the signature ot "Mack," in the late issues of the St. Louis "Glot-Dcmo-crat," are the choicest contributions to the higher grade of political litera ture that the newspapers have seen for many a day. They combine a style that is hard to surpass with a mass of information, much of which is the result of the writer's intimate ind confidential relations with the men about whom he speaks. They are from the pen of Mr. J. H. !e :ullagh, the editor of the "Glole Dcnocrat," and they show conclu sively that he has not. lost one iota of his oldjtitne vigor. All we regret iVout there Is that they were not published 1?. "The Star-Sayings," where they could Ua.ve that wide cir culation to which t-lr merits en titjes themJr SMILES PI-CONTENTMENT SSUED FROM THE rN3 OP VARIOUS HUMORISTS. l,nt Inclilont Oorarrific the Worl, 0er Sajrlnc lliut Are Chocrtal la the Old or Young -Jckee that Everybody Will Knjor Koalln. Ixirtl, l.eait, Nur 1 uivU "What's this?'' asked the new boarder, suspiciously, as be turned over with bis fork something the waiter had brought him. "It doesn't leena to be fish, tloli. or good red herring." '-You're right," replied the oldest boaicbr, knowingly: "it's Vripe." Buffalo Express. A I'reiic-I'.iiiiiir Stiitiii-nt. M. Frtidhiniiu'j having been asked to write something in a friend's al bum, wrote this: '1 i my bachelors for their libeity. !-e wonr-n for their poetry, an i married i.iea fur thei' alsfort,,nes Exchange. 1'arkei'a Little Parker's fire-insurance policy cov ered the coal iu bis cellar and tho other day he put in a claim for all the coal he'd burned." "What did the company dc?" "Had Pa rl-rer ar rested for arson." New York r-u'i. . uleul. "Goodl" said Mr. Catistick. nt the breakfast table, to Mrs. Canst h k. "Senator .Nypher is dead and bis obit uary is in tills paper." - B.it why do you ca'.l it good ?" "Localise ; ow we stand some rbanee i f learning why they ever elected him to the son tc." Exchange. A- Natural n l.iJ'e. First Little (!irl I've got a doll that ian say "mamma," and you ain't! Second Little (jirl 1 don't fare. Papa's goin' to get me a noil that I can wind tip and it'll wake np in the middle of the ni-jlit an' it'll cry for two boms. Indianapolis Journal. A 1'itloi, lli-ii.-l.icti.r. Day A man who n,;ies two bladei nf grass grow where but one grew lie fore is a public ben i icti-r. is he not'' Weeks Yes, provided tlr.-y do not grow under his i- ei. - i leneral Man ager. "l'uoiiai li,ciiitiiile.'- "Yes, sab." said the barber, as be plated a reveille on tic- strop with his razor-blade, "some I ahVahs in.iv be jus' as good as othehs, on'y they don't suit some men. You -ee. it's a ques tion of pusona! Mogiiiiu.le; a kih bah may oot be of the right tempera tore to suit a customer." Lif c Irate Father -Young in. ml 1 am outraged, sir. that you should sf-ek to marry my daughter on so short ac quaintance. You are a'luo-t ? stranger to In r. S'.ul.hs illimly, Well, she d'.esn't t i!" any mme chances than I do. iu.-'s ali io;: ,i stranger to me. Texas Sift ittgs. A Cjtiemloti ot I'l-opi ii-t v. "Do you think it is prope: ir a the It on ash lady to go to all the play that theaters present?" she a-ed. depends" he replied, "alt igetlier the size of your favorite hat." W ington Star. The ii ice of IV,siml-iii. 'Things m ver does go ugh this world,'' said the pessimist ic 1. man. !! dwire fences didn't c in until alter leather pants bad . out o' style." liidiar.apiilis .lour I Hi bed dino :ona t.al An Orphan Johnny Billows It's awful on a 1-oy lo be borh i.ii oiplian. Willie Fellows Yes; he can't never ei :i lay-off from schorl on acccunt of ,U mother bein' sick, Hrooklwi Li.-.-. Ills Mi'itHiir'. 1 loll nia n Howes desperately) Gir.i me a gun! I want to blow my brain: out. Dealer Try one of those ;ir guns, young man. Ucnera! Manager. The Congress ot MMhrn S:-lnre. Surely I have established my thesis that dirt is only matter in tho wrong place. Chemistry, like a thrifty housewife, economizes every scrap. The horseshoe nails dropped in the streets are carefully collected and reappear as swords and guns. The main ingredient, of the ink with which I now write was probably once the broken hoop of an old beer 1 ar reL The chippings of the traveling tinker are mixed with the j til ings of horses' hoofs and the worst kinds if woolen rags and these are worked i;i into an exquisite blue dye, which graces the dress of courtly d.inn-s. The dregs of port wine, carefully d ; canted by the toper, arc taken in t;.j morning as aseidlltz powder, lore move the effect of the debauch. Tho offal of the streets and the wasting: of coal gas reappear carefully pi 3 served in the lady 9 smelling bottle, ir are used by her to flavor Mane manges for her friends. All this Ihrift of material is an imitation of the economy of nature, which alio-vs fut waste. Everything has its t!e; xlned place in the process of the unl ive rsc, in which there is not a 'blad? of grass or even a microbe too much, If we possessed the knowledge to i' ply them to their fitting purpose. North American Review. I'm lily Mouioer. What an experience it w.is, 1- ai v. ing to write! And bow many of us amiably and unconsciously made fac s over ii! For after we had learne ! where to place each finger, and how to move the pen, and how to bold th-s wrist, there was an unruly me.nber that Insisted upon helpii.g u- !,:!.. each letter. Little Girl Please ma'. mi. .lol -n 1 ; Smart is makin' mistakes In hi wr.' ing lesson. Teacher How do yon ku .w? Little Girt There's three cai.iti S's In the ii'pyto-dav. and he's maa'a' L's. Teacher You can't see hi p.Mi. Little Girl No'm, but I c ar m. bU tongue Good News. Some doctor's wTi " blush at tha thought ot advertising, have habit of telling bow they cured per.-nns after all the other doctors had g ven them up. NEWS IX BRlfcF. The- California biz trees cros slow iy. Peanuts are not cultivated in Afri ca. They grow wild. "Carpets that can't be beat," are advertised by a Kansas merchant. Edison says that gold is not as val uable nor as "necessary as iron or lead. A lump of nickel weighing 4,330 pounds is worth half as many dollars. Every nation on the globe has Lad its "stone age'' at some period of its history. Thrasher is the appropriate name of a school teacher in Hickory county, Indiana. Powerful air brakes are now being constructed for use on freight trains of bid ca s. The oldest known polterty is that of Egypt; some of it dates from nearly s'tCO 1?. C. The distance froruihe furthest point of polar discovery to the j ole itself is 4t5 mites. flosc leaf jam is a common dish iu llonmania, where roses are grown by the million. Illuminated walking sticks are umong the latest applications of elec tricity A distinguished Li i'.iah scientist bj lieves that the coming man wilt be toothless. Tha smallest races sro the Eskimos and certain dwarfs iu Africa; the larg est the Patagoniaus. Dogs, horses, elephants, seal, kangaroos, bears uu 1 lions have been taught to box with gloves, The capital letter "Q" will ba found but twice in the Old Testament and three times in the No v, The oldest railroad iu France runs between Paris and Havre. It was built more than half a century ago. Attempts have been made lo coun terfeit meteorites because they are so vuluable, but without success. The oldest flute in the world is made of tho thigh bone of a sin e;i and was fonnd in a tomb oa the Nile. Tho District of Columbia has the largest death rate from consumption Of any part of the United States. The largest tomb in the world is the pyramid of Cheops, 4iil feel high nnd covering thirteen acres of ground. Australia's summer is said to be so hot that matches accidentally dropped on the ground often become ignited. Fort Keolt, Kan., has a new p iper mill which is making paper from tho refuse cane stocks of the fcorehuni -ugar mil. Caricature by menus of ill.isln tions is said to have prevailed iu Egypt ns early ns three centuries before the Christian era. It is estimated that territory c qaal to the whole surface, of the globe has been dug over 12o times to ret room for burial pinces. Thera is a coal mine at Xituuiuio, in Ilritish Columbia, the galleries of which extend fur a distance of twelve miles nnder the oceau. Only citizens who have the power to read and write have power to vote in Bolivia, and several otter South American republics. I11 11S Henry YII1 buih tho I'.ov al Harry, considered to be the begin ning of the modern English navv. This vessel was of 1.20J tons. Stephen Langto.", Archbishop of Canterbury, firbt divided the I'.dile into chapters nnd versos, this about the .'lose Ol thotwelfd; eeuf .irv. -At Chesterfield, England, there is a lmreh with a very curious s-tei '. Whichever way the observer looks nt it it appenrs to bulge out in that diree linn. Tluro is a haunted tree nt North Saul-sport, Me., which shelters a ;m.'. where a murder had been eomaiii'led Moss has formed the initials v . P.." ou the bark. The sword earriel oy Colonel Ethan Allen when be demanded the .sur render of d-'ort Tieonderoga is ou exhi bition at the National Museum at Washington. A Canadian has invented a conduc tor's fare box for use on street railways It registerseverv ticket or fare dropped in the slot and ifeals out dated trauster tickets automatically. The animal which must nearly re M'ml les a plant is probably the byme iinpiiM bicorious, nu insect foun 1 iu In dia, w hich bears an extraordinary like ness to the flower of au orchard. It is said that on account of tho i-ize and attractiveness of the mm, a man of 1(13 jiouuds wt ight removed to the surface of that orb from this planet, would "tip the beam" at no less than two tons. Camphor trees have been planted at Swnford, Fla., and give proof of adaptability to soil and coU'litio-.is. This is the identical camphor three fro 11 from which all the camphor of com merce is obtained. When yon speak of liees, designate the kind referred to. There are 43 0 species popularly known as "wild bees," 3200 being natives of the Amer icas. Britain has seventy fipeciea of bees and sixteen of wasps; of the latter there arc 170 species known to entomo logists. Pleasant Surprise. All amusing instance of tiie sin jilicity of a little negro boy is told by a lady in whose family the lad lived for several year. When be was about seven years old be was set to earn words In an old spelling-t ook. lie at once became interested in watching a race between a strall boy and old lather Time, as re iresentei; by an engraving, aud every spare moment he had during the day h devoted to the contemplation of this ihase, which was to b in both real and exciting. When bedtixe came be teluctantly aid aside the book, and his study of "dat ol' feller wld Ue 11 owiif scyve" had to be given up for that day. The next nicrning the tlrt tiling he did was to get the old speller and turn its pages eagerly until he came to the exciting picture. He gazed intently at the figures for in instant, and then ex.-laimed! with a scream of delight as he capered joy fully about the kitchen, lio k in hand: "He ain' kotched 'iin vit, no, sab: CraClfj, he aja' kotched 'im viC i