t.k''ll. it. fr BOHWEIER, THE OONSTITOTION-THE UNION AND THE ENFOEOEMEKT OP THE LAWS. -r Utar ud Proprietor. VOL. XLVIU MIFFLINTOAVN. JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 20. 1893. NO. I. BSB iMaai 1 1 ' - - "- ---, . .. j ... ... r-.- --- ,. ,,,... - . . . -.,, ..... ' ' ; 1 M " 1 1 1 1 i i i 1 i S O" : l n iT. n.'?rr-,. , 9 Ni'E upon a tlnio a country far awav. It as luude ly law a crime To carouse on Christ inas day. The kin who mis In power Was all a tyrant Hhruld be " Like the liar, this very hour. Or the Kaiser, cou'd be! If be ?o he spread his edict wide. ' And with jenaltle most awful Ke df irpd Hint Christmas! tde From that moment was unlawful, An.i that woman, child or man Who to making Eifr.s was wedded. An 1 presumed to break the ban s ild he Instantly beheaded. Tiion ih people all pre still I.-i eity. town and Tillage, . Fri'in ie ii:ei'lKint at. his till To the farmer at Ms tiilavre; And the hearts of all waxrd hard. , I.Uf the fraenioninry suet you'd 'ih pastry mingle), marred W'.lk inno'-uous desuetude. Not a mincemeat pie was made: All pUiin-puddiiiiis were forbidden; I'.y live turkeys, itnufrald, Every farm was ovewlddeu. Nut a buteher In the land ("ou'.d he bribed his trade to quicken .so niut-h feared was the command,). With a Philadelphia chicken! Every bless-ed toy was crushed: Every talking doll was strangled! E'ery s iueaklns pin was hushed: All tin crocodiles were mangled; And the 1 ve'.y Noah's arks, Whee the cattle all are -potted, Wre snapped up by royal sharks And to cruel llames allotted. N"t one leaf of evergreen. Not one trace of crimson berry V.'it-, in any corner seen: r TV vtA'fr i . y m st v for 'twas treason to bo merry! And one very sweet old dear Superannuated foll Was imi rtsnned for a yfar Just because be asked for wassMl! Evry theater was closed. Though the managers were active. And, as ralht have been supposed. Got up programs most attractive, 1'ut the uespot, with f. frown in his narrow visual orbit. His Imperial foot put down When the people shrieked for Corbett! Wretched convicts In their cell Were denied their Christmas dinners! l or the monarch, with a yell. Voted viands bad for sinners. No poor children (so he said). ."-Uttered not whose plrls or whose boys, should be delicately fel. No not even little newsboys. Hut the worst has not appeared: Upon Christmas Eve, by Jlmmlny! An old man. with snow-white beard. Was discovered down a chimney. Though his hair was stiff with frost. Yet his eyes were soft and klndiy. As If at any cost He'd resolve to "o if blindly. They took him Into court. A )) 'llceman on each side of blm. Who looked as if. In short. ihey hail tried to have the hide of hlri. Mis arms hunj by Ills siile, Whurethey clubbed him. In t.iolr duft Keon. And the crimson life-blood dyed. J he constabulary bludgeon. Wa come on dls 'ere cove A klckln' up a riot In de chlmley near de stove He knows he can't deny it i'. what a nerve he's goti" Surprled were all lehold.-rs - 'i. w n h'-' i - '1 ip ) sa ri ' - T Parting sl.otV- ,Ve ouA dese on his shoulders." Accustomed to rollce. And to horrors blnckly painted? The Justice of the Peace Looked up and nearly fainted For there, alive with mirth in imp sh protestation. Lay every toy on earth Invented since creation! In that barbarian lair .Beynl to-day's solution They had no easy chair Baptized "Electrocution." The axeman and the block Were always waltinx ready To kill you at one shock. If only you kept steady. "Say, are you married, sir?" The Justice asked, -or single?" The prisoner, all astir, Replied. "My name's Kris Krlngle." The Justice heaved a sluh. And murmured Poor old chappie! Too bad you've cot to die For making millions happy!" To death was he condemned. And put on bread and water: The sentence Heaven contemned. And frftwned upon such slaughter. He disappeared by nlzht. Through more than mortal magic; li is reindeers helped his flllt 'Jo times and climes less tragic To times and climes like ours, Where Freedom's Joyous sway. With banquets. lft and flowers Makes glad old Christmas Iay. Bo drink we now his health. Whom spoilsports would destroy: For happiness is wealth And Heaven ittelf is Joy! AMONG THE OZAKKS. " Jeff, what kind o' Christmas (3 you think our voting 'tins are goin' t havo tomorrow," and Mrs. Jackson clawed a handful of wet cornmeal from the wooden lowl, tost ed it from one hand to the other till the shape of the "pone" suited her. s!apjed it into the lake oven, covered its iron lid with coals, then ttKHl with folded arms looking cro-sly at her husband. Jeff, who was equally pood-natured and pood for nothing, jrrinndas he re plied: "Now, 1'csr, don't go to gittiu' rantankerous. I reckon our. oun tins ain't above an' bevon' eatin' com pone if 'tis Christmas.1" "Where'll they git eorn pone much lono-er'r" said Mrs. Jackson, divin? un derthe led and lakinsr out some corn and husks into the middle of the tloor. "Do you see that, Jeff Jackson.- That s the end o' our corn erop -just about a eck o' nubbins, an' them's mighty nigh all shucks." Jeff looked thoughtful. Pulling a stalk of tobacco from a pole above his 1 ead. he rolled up a leaf and tucked it into his mouth, answering pleasantly: -I'll tell you. Peg. what let s do for Christmas: let's kill the shote." ut .,, thut. shote killed. i won v " , . snapped his wife: "it's the last one of 'em. an' 1 11 keep it if I die -But Peg, that air shote has list rooted' itself plumb fat an' I low t..-ould eat mighty well, if you warnt so scrumptious. It's a mis able nice little critter, an' if you say so, 1 11 down it quicker'n lightnln'." . " Well, if vou'ro bound to kill him, I s'K!s, the young 'uns mought as well cha.v him up forChrlstmaan' git their vengeance out o' him for rootin' up their gruber peas." The butcher knife was whetted. Jeff stood in the door scratching his head in hopeless perplexity. "Say, Peg. ven tured he at "last, -how 'm 1 to kill the Va-Knock it in the head, of course; don't vou know nothing" 1 -Hut, Pes, this 'ere field s got nigh about 'fort? acre. In it. an I don it see howl'mgoin'to git any closer to him Pawald" "little tow-headed Tom, "here's a hammer that maw pounds up the coffee wit n. ji:i,,t -11 right, bud," saiu ' X C . .."-P.iiJ.tu .v,ot .mal hoc before? he's a minute older;" but just as ho made the dive that was to be so fatal to ho Pig. the startled anima ran under him and sent him sprawling to the Pro"nd...- -Vm'tvou hold a l'.i t i feller can see suthin.' Blam-, efiI cm Xe a stifle in this moon- 1'- . a- around for a mo- meTgivinrUvel7orders. "Git me a issor Pour some bacon grease in it. Tetr a strip o' rag off o' that poke. ' . .. Mrs Peg? proud' of her im Ur, vLd famp, helit up.overhcr head 'whtrTjeff was tying his hammer to the end of a long, slim pole. 1 - he triumh.au.Ur. '111 RCn if f'lO nimn... 1.1..- aliead o m, a.'aln," and he rushed fiir- juiisij aooiu waving his long po'.e wildly in every direction, except toward the head of the hog. He broke its foot, bruised its sides, lamod its back, and knocked the ii 1 out of its tail; but the head, wit i its squalls and grunts, remained ii.Uet. There was a door at each end of the cabin, and Peg held her lamp tirst at one and then at the t ier, trying in vain to coax or scold the alTair to a crisis At last Jeff hit a stump instead of the contrary little lea-t that was sheltered behind it, and broke off the end of the po'.e to which the hammer was tied. "Well,"' growled he, "I'm blessed if I knrw w hat to do next. 'Pears like that shote's Veen killed before an' kind .o' dreads it." -Say, paw," observed little Til, "if 1 was a man I'd shoot it." Jeff jumjied to his feet with renewed pnergy. "Blamed if 1 ever thought oi that: Git my riile. Peg; that'll iix him, sure." Tshe rifle was brought to hear upon the luckless jig, who, seeing no use in furtl.er resistance, meeklv tumbled aver as soon as the idea of "the bullet entered its head. As they dragged It to the house Jeff remarked: "Who says Jeff Jackson's young 'uns ain't goin' to have no Christinas'?" Texas bitting IN MANY CLIMES. How riirstmns Hay Is Observed In LynYr Vnt Countries. Christmas is always a season of good p.'ishes and loving kindness. In Amer ica almost air- little children hang up their stockings on Christmas eve, to be Tiled by kind U Santa Clans. In Ger .nany they make more of Christmas than we do In America. Everywhere :he Christmas tree is used. A week nefore Christmas St. Nicholas visits :ho ohildren, to find out who have been j-ood enough to receive the gifts the Jhristrchild will bring them on Christ nas eve. It is a very usual thing to see on a German Christmas tree, way ip in the very topmost branch, an image or doll represe nting the Christ child, while lielow are sometimes placed other images n presenting an gels with o;:t-pre.id wings. .After the tree is lighted the family gather round It, and sing a Christmas hymn. In France may le almost universally een representations of tho manger in (which Christ was born, with figures jof Mary. Joseph and tho child Jesus, and cattle feeding near by. Often these representations are decorated 'with floweis, and lighted candles burn f-oftly before them. In Norway the qeotilo havo a delightful custom of putting on the roof of tho barn, or on a pole in tho yard, a large sheaf of wheat for the birds, who fully appre ciate their Christmas feast. In Kngland almost everyone who can ilo so has a family party on Christmas j vo. Voting and old join in tho games, nany of which lelong especially to Christmas time. From the ceiling of (no of the rooms a larsro bunch of mis t'etoe is hung. In Holland tho little Dutch girl puts her wooden shoo in the chimney-placo ready for sifts, just as the little American girl hangs up her stocking. And so in some way all over the Christian world on the "eve of the 25th day of December the birth of our Lord is celebrated. Everywhere the Christ mas chimes are ringing out the mes sage the angels brought to Bethlehem: "Peace on earth, good-will to men." A Christinas Card. I haie no purse of gold, my dear. With which to buy you dainty things; Ihe purse is empty, and the gold Has flown away as If on wings; So. sweetest wife in all the world. Tho' you possess the greater part, I'll give to you on Christmas Day Another fraction of my heart. . Motherhood is woman's throne. At Yule-Tiile. Ileiqho, the Winter! the bluff old follow. In meadow and Iteld he roars amain. The maple, that late wasdeck'd In yellow. Has doffed Its leaves in the gusty lane. l!. i:ho. Sweetheart! I will 8nl tby tippet. Thy dainty hood for tby lolden head. And out in the frosty air we'll trip It, And over the stubble gayly tread. Heizho, the Winter! he brings the holly. 1 he frolic of Yule's enchanted tree; And the mistletoe now. by my folly. There will be a-klss for thee and me! llelKho, Pweetheari! with a "Hey down derry" We'll sack the wood of Its treasures now. Tut oh, there's never a bramble berry Is half so red as thy lip. I vow! Xelly Ftootb Simmon, In llodey's. CHRISTINAS IN THE COUNTRY. Whr the ITolUlay Is Always Etnthaslas tlrally tlmerve(L -i tit IIRISTMAS prep- H-?$LJ "fcarations eo on no SiTiMJS&Fflte vigorously in tho country than ! L Lt they do la i , J$teXi but thev an town, are less there. I-ITI l 'yL7ZJ Neverth 'V"5s''s?- spirit of ' ",jtis.-X.:"' is al rou theless the1 f Christmas road there as well as in town. There are great ox- pedltions to the wot ds for running cedar or ground pine, for spruce and iir trees, for branches of hemlock, codar and pine. In some lucky neighlKirhoods the ho'h grows, and sometimes the mi-tl.-tuo, with its mystic, poetical associations, is to lie found. Often tho littlo-church must bo adorned for the groat feast day, and this cannot Iks done, as in tho city, by hands of paid professional dec oia'ors. In the country it must be a labor of love, and busy hands must work early and late to niake tho trim ming of "the church all they would have it. Then, too, the day before Christmas the Christmas tree, chosen and marked long before, must bo cut and carried home with almost as much enthusiasm as attended, in old tims, the bringing! in of the Yu'e log. It is not onlv it the deei.r.il i n department that then are great labors on foot the day lefoif 'hristmas. The kitchen is a veritable hive of industry. Tho mince meat hat been prepare 1 days ago and has boor ripening in a great stone crock in thf cellar; but to-day tho pies are to Ix made pies of many kinds, as lefits ar American household. Crullers and douohuuts are to bo mixed and fried, cranl erry sauce t lie compounded, the materials for the plum pudding to lit prepared, cakes, jellies, blancmanges, iai ts and other goodies brought to t state of perfection. Outside of tho kitchen there is at air of subdued mystery. There have U-en restrictions laid upon nearly everj memlter f the family concerning his oi her free a-'cess to some pa't of tht house. Tho eldest boy, whose chie dedre for months has been a bicycle is warned to give tho woodshed a wide berth. The closet in the guest cham ber is forbidden ground to tho mother while none of the children are allowed ti go near the linen-closet, where Inamma lias stored her gifts. ' Everything in the house is in a stat of shining cleanliness by the time the day falls. The house is fragrant witl odors of spruce ani pine and looks a very bower of greenery by the time that the tinkle of tho sleigh bells 't more probably the rattle of the wheels for in these degenerate days snow does not always come for Christmas announces the arrival of the guests. From the city como the scattered memliers of the flock. who would travel any distance rather than miss assem ling for Christmas under the home roof tree. They come with laden arms and gav greetings, bringing in a rush of cold air and a fresh influx of the Christmas- spirit. They are full ol to:-ies about tli trip in the train, of the country people and their J a:cels. M the chilcli'-Mj going home to u; a'ld father's for Christmas, of the parties of youn'r K'oplo eager for a daj's skating ur coasting, of the crowds of vohiilo-. awaiting the travelers at t'le star ions, of the merry greetings, of the spirit of love and (rood-will that seemed 1 1 brood over everything and ever body. After dinner comes the great event of the dav tiro ?vent for which the children fondly believed Christmas eve was tirst Jevised hanging the stockings. Then there is the repetition of the never-old always charming poem. " 'Twas tho nieht before Christmas." This is fol lowed by anxious conjectures as to how iunta Claup will manage his sleigh nt reindeer if there is no snow on the rround, and then tho little nes are , nicked away and left, "while visions f sugar-plums dance through their leads." w With the lirst break of dawn. on Christmas inoruln r there is a rustle f excitement through the house, ihcstly f irms flit through the halls tnd happy voices shout "Merry Christ lias:" from door to door. Tlien como he hurried dressing, the jolly brcak ast, the exchange of gifts and all tlio leai" delights of the day of days. There is no sound outside to distract .he attention from thete joys. The Kjlemn silence of the country In winter ill-rounds them on every" side and nakes sweeter the mirth and cheer v it hin. Hurtlette on Christmas. It seems to me and it isn't my fault .hat the sunset is fairer and lovelier han the sunrise that there was sumo ,hing more Christmasy about Christ nas when I was a boy. writes Holiert I. liurdette in The Ladies' Home Jour- uit tn it ti mti,.)n on Hl 'lipLtm. tll. ..... ... ....... ... iv. .... v ill iiiinun ,1 I '. Was a Hoy." Its pleasures were sim- ! )Ier. its girts were heartier. At least, I cannot remetnb-r to have rend, save n these later years, articles in family .ournals and magazines bewailing the junlen of toil and worry and ex; pense in the planning and making, of Christmas presents. "Ktismus gifs" we called them when I was a boy. j It didn't and doesn't have much refine- ' ment of cultu e in the spelling and tho sound thereof, l.ut the j eople who! made them didn't rush into the pajxji's j l i vii now murii ii cu.-i uicm, arm now t tired to death it made them, and how j glad they were that it was all over for another year licfore I read such articles . in print. So did you. Wherefore it ' seems to me that we killed Kris Krin- j gle a full century too soon. W'o have ; more currants in our hristmas cake under the reign of Santa Claus, it is tri e. But we have also more flies in if. ' ! After Christinas. , Mrs. Buffer "That's a nice slice bag 1 of vou in. I had a present eif e.ne like it-" j Mrs. MufTer "Shoe bay? That's a photograph case! Mrs. t lively, who gave it to me, told mo so." i Mis. Buffer "Horrors: And I thanked Mrs. Oreely for a shoe bag! I ve a mantle drapery like yours, toe." Mrs. MufTer "Is that a riiatel drajs erv?" ! Mrs. Buffer "Certainly; Mrs.' sPr'yiSi who gave mo mine, told me so." Mrs. MufTer "And I thanked Mrs. Sprigsrs for some petticoat trimming!" ' Both (in tears) Well, home-made presents ought always to be labeled, anyhow!" Puck. Thought rnl Husband. "I'se trvincr ter raise monov enon.rl. ler git my wife a new dress fo'r Christ teas, sah," said Uncle Ebony to Mr. J-'eatherstone. "Ah, I see; you want me to give you sone choiet to do, un cle, eh?" "Well, no, sah: I tought perhaps you could git de old lady a job it washin', sah." Cloak Review. CHRISTMAS' COMIN'. Christmas' comln' I kin tell It by ther children thet I meet. Gazing wide-eyed et ther winuows on tber city's croaded street. S V bar ther dolls in silks !A-V'7.J an ,ln raise their VWi arms ther chrlst ter Christmas comln'. ehristmas' comlu'. I kin tell et, fer my dauehter says ter me, ?anty Clans '11 brln' "oo somefin. and I know dess wbat'U be." An' my wife's a makla" puddln', so Its easy fer ter see Christmas coming? Chrstmas comln'. An et's brlnjrin' visions o' ther long ago; Faces that ther crave hex hidden dance before me in the snow; Sperlta whisper round about me ex they wander to an' fro, Chrlstm is' comln". Christmai comin. Hear ther tilings the air borne upon therslorm. Rollln' down through all ther axes till they strike on Christmas morn. Far away in quaint udea to ther earth a king is born. w Christmas' cjm'n. T kin almost hear ther echoo' thersong tbei anaols sung When ther shepherds rose ter listen an' old mother earth crew young. Peace on e"arth. Through all tber ages how ther promise glad hex rung. Christmas' comin'. Christmas' comln' an' my daughter climbln' softly on my knee Asks ef Santa Clans B comlu", an' she slyly looks ot me. An' I'm won ierin' v hat ter buy her. fer I'm Santa laus. you see. Chris mas' cjmin. Htder A LI CHRISTMAS AND THE CHILDREN. It Is n ,1 you Occasion for Young anil ;ratrul Hearts. 'hi istmus is par excellence the chil dren's ;asi. If any one doubts it, he has only to compare th holiday in a home where tiiere are no child: en with the celebration where there is even one olive branch. The more of these the merrier. One of the times when there can hardly le too big a quiverful is at holiday time that is to say "so far as enjoyment is concerned. . On the financial side of the question opinions may differ. Yet, properly trained children are usually uno.xact ing little creatures, who have as keen enjoyment in cheap playthings and inexpensive gift as i'l t lie costly pro il ui t. ons of the French and t.crtnrtti toy makers. The wise parent, knowing h w quick ly the time of leauliful child-fa th must pass, cherish all tho sweet baby beliefs as long as they can. They tell w inderful tales of Sant i Clans, of Kris Kringle. of St. Nicholas the benelice it Christmas saint is the same under any anv alias thev repeat and teach the blessed ballad" of "The Night Ik-fore Christmas." they ra:se to the dignity of a state ceremony the business of hanging up stockings, and in a general way make the most of the sweet, merry .mystery surrounding the great holiday. There are some people who depre cate the teachings concerning dear o'd Santa Clans, and say that when achi'd !e;trns that the saint is a myth he 1 ses a portion of his faith in his pa euls' truthfulness ami in their instructions concerning other and more sicred mysteries. The object ion S'-em-of little force. If the story of tho Chrisimts saint is tuld. as are the tales of fair'os, gn mes, and other sprites, the child's serious faith is seldom shaken by the gradual awakening to the perception that the beloved Santa Clans is only another myth, a parab'e, like that of Jack Frost, who paints tho colored aves of autumn with a touch of his chilly finger, and h cks the lakes and streams by a blast of l.is icy breath. It is not wise for the hither and mother who tell the Santa CIhu; fiction to in sist ion its truthfulness as they do upon that of the I5ale in the mauger, bufc they will readily learn to grade the emphasis thevp!ae upon e.ther story. The ji.y of Christmas should never I e cl tided by any bitter associations in tho minds of the chi'dren. Never li t a switch find its way into the Christ mas stocking. The punishment of such a mortification and disappointment may :e . ai merited in the eyes of the tnothe". It would not. could she for a moment enter into the feelings in the :lepth of the childish heart wounded by the cruel rebuke. Therj is no fault I say it advisedly worthy t f so bitter a penalty. n Christmas, "the sweet o' tho year" to the little ones, let there be no shadow of pain, of rebuke, of sorrow that the elders can by any effort spare to the young hearts. A I'ew Christ mas IKint's. Don't give a bottle of perfume to a lady unless you are sure it is the sort she prefers. Don't send a box of ruled writing paier to a newspaper correspondent: sh.wwould rather write on the paper in which the grocer tleies up his tea. Di.n't give a cookery book to your washerwoman: she would much ra'ther have the ingredients. 1 Don't send a barrel of your best ap ples to the queen: she would never ac kn'iwlodge the receipt of them. Don't give a new pair e.f ill-fltting gloves, or a ju-t-bought fan that you lind you don't like, to people who ycu think will appreciate these things. They won't appreciate them. Coot Housekeeping. Talking Through His Hat. Fuller Briars Say, bubby, I'm Santy Cans. See? Somelnxly stole my clo'es an' reindeer. Jus' give me a nie-kel an' I'll give yer twicet as many things nex' Chris'mus. Judee. Love is the only thing that has a per ennial root, and that death cannot touch. Ono who is contented with, what ha has done will never become famous for what he will do. Cities force growth and make men talkative and entertaining, but they make them artificial Vilr .s ,v if fi aSJSs. v It Times Is hard, says Weary VihisfrsChrlst- mas evening, rather late. !cks his toes gainst the sldeftalk. rubs ills hands and swears at fate. "Times is hard, but that's no reason why a hansum man like me Should be cheated out of t hrlsmus wtd Its fun and Jollity. it sTtirre's a likely lookln' cutter, ejus' belong to snty Claus, M;l that fancy iL-fur-lined lap-.y, ' .J:V,V"fc;. robe Wok. to me zlj- b. It it was Irrt- for m for -v ' ' 'Vesry Whiskers " n.u.-h ntill.-cd ".! to yon. St. Nick: 3ut ths ownr socn will m'ss it, flutes i'l. leave here pretty quic' III. With his p.ick a:u bearskin lap-robe W'blskcrs looks like Panta's twn A lie s'a-ids on Itoi b y ' s housettin Wdtiil'r-iiirT If It . "'iT''KS-,'' -'' A",J 1,19 bosom -i-virjf-l throbs with tri- i s., unipii (uiouun Ills I -Sy.. -i- lun;s ;,rc full of "' !;' " Kas) A'hsn he finds a red b:-Icli chimney, i.iro enough to let him pass. IV. Mutwhile Hobby, sweetly dreaming in his little trun dle bed Of the morrow with 'SJ.'! Its presents, hears Ifj'J' ' 1(1 m , v.' rimiutiiig iicitr kj. i .1 rVakes and sues the dan 1 Inz In the open grate. 1. Slowly, carefully desceiiI:u-; rubs I and then his put. 'ViiUki-rs te'U hot. sdir.'e torsi boys are in his trip; o'er luntl and sen, i iiTs, with pat lies, ho has traveled sforty thousand mile-1 lnce te:i. ' Then tells Kobby it be II pot bimsoinr 1 hin i for his arpo tite He can have a mill ion presents, every "ne ;ust otit ot sitfllt". -TO VI. Itubby eagerly ti rorts him to the table thickly spread With to-iiiorr;'s Christmas filmier, and Ids eyes start from his had. When lie sees ohl Whiskers swai:.ivil everything anil call for more. Till the pantry h a hid'o-v was before. VII. Thou he blouses Iitt Kubby, tclU him to jzo back to bed : hn be wakes tip in tho morn, he ll tind a reindeer Kt his heai - Tul alas! when up ihe oliinmey he Attempted to emi grate; Try b!s utmost, that h dlnnrr h can't seem to elevate. mm. VI It 1t ltttIC Hob; Tlilnk ye. ye can here iietn In me, other tp.y ami aa!i to Tfb? My, nay, thou f i lialt. hnVA n rt 1 ' presents lest thou lets mo go r gut now." U' bby. rol1 and frightened dare to make a row. IX. Whlskeri follows thro the parlor, picks up Hobby's I'hrlstniHS tree. Thinks he'll sell it to his "Uncle-1 for two dol . lara. muyhe three; STM ROOU- Dye IO HIT .H Itobliy as he huflles down the path. Then makes trarks for Oklahoma to aroid ht papa's wrath. l'arru. ricld and l'lre--i(tt Sclriuinc Toy. If a paterfamilias of 1792 i:.nM bt? '!'!wed to roam around here fi-r a few days, in this holiday Keason, hi would robab!v demand to b nturned whonceho cama with ail possible basti?. claiming-that we aro a hl-ih ration of sorcerers. Jr'or cveu t!;o toys r xhibitod in the shop windows, and 'divtined for Christmas presents to our litt'o onos, would impress tho voncrablo phost as ihe prodm ts of sorcery. Tho tiny loco motive drawing its train of cars" would frighten him seriously: mi l as for the loctrical devicce, ho would fief from hom as from Beolzobuh him-"!'. M ii in. D.tKhaway I hear, itobbie, that you s:t a train of oars for Christmas and i'ley had an accident. Toil me all about it. Bobby I can't esy a word. Vou s;e. I am one) of tha officers of the road. Faith and trial are good friends. Man need not be violent to be Etcor g ! The man tbat mskesacbaracter makes foes. ! More persons, on tho whole, are humbugged by believing in nothing thaa by believing too mnch. j It is good to have the brain packed fnll of images from tho wealthy past. 1 u wss-rm v V"UZ(.f .V' Ki . Vs-jf 7w-. As ' IT-. !iS Irs stomach X rii' ' s-- 3 GIVES WARNING OF STORMS." Professor Abhe, a OoTrrnment MrTeorola Blst, and His Wondrrful Euccrss. The man who foresaw and foretold the terrible storm which swept, th southern coast recently and e :w sc-d lOTh awful los of life "is Cleveland Abbe, "professor of meteorology la the signal service and assistaut tc 6he chief signal officer, " as he was originally designated in 1891, a posl-' tlon which he still holds, with i slight change of title since the tran t ROFSSSOB CT ETILAKD ABBS. fer of the weather bureau t i the Agricultural Department. The fad that the entire system, of wiiirh he Is the working head, is the outcome of efforts begun by hiiu while direc tor of the Cincinnati Observatory, makes him a life-saver of unparal leled accomplishment, while, accord ing to Harper's, the destruction ol crops and vessels that his predictions have prevented would have mounted up into the multi-millions. In 18T0 our federal government took up the work that Professor Abbe stirtod in Cincinnati and enlarged it in every direction for practical utillarlan ob jects, hut it provided only for tne ap plication of what Little was already known lh meteorology. In Professor Abbe's view it is very doubtful whether it.ls wise to trust the future of raeleorology entirely to the uncer tainties of political life at 'Washing ton. Eery State, in his opinion, should have its State weather ser vice, as originally initiated bv (".en. Hazen, and every college should have a course in meteornlojy, while special ichools should be established lu con nection with our great universities for original Investigations. TOWER OF FORTY MARTYRS. Slurb the bceae of IVrsFcutlon or Chrlf tlns ly Motirtiiimrrian. Twenty-four miles northwest ol Jerusalem, In one of the richest and loveliest districts of Palestine, stands tho ancient town of Katnleh. a city ot perhaps 5.000 inhabitant.. Tt i principally into if-t i n;; to travelers f:orn the fact that the Tow.r of the Forty Martyr, which tradition de clares to inaik thesoctic of tlie sacrl tlce of many noble Christ inn e tt tho fury of Mohaiiinsodan persecu tion. Is situated here. A spiral stair way leads to the. top of the tower, where a uiajiiiiliccut view is afforded, the delighted TVe. ransiiii-' across the Vlaln of han fr)in the low Jud.ran lulls and the pi ali- of Samaria to the bin Mediterranean beyond, and on the other side from bleak C'.iruiel tc the deserts of I'iiilistia. This su perb landscape is dotlcl here and 7 1. i. TOWER OF TH E FOnTV MAHTTHS. thr re by white viliagi s or shadowe.1 by the cool mountains. It Is a mat ter of repret that the names of the faithful forty have not been j n jervefl. Vry PifTercnt. A young minister had itone to th home of his boyhood to preach, fays an exchange, and of course the vil. iBfrcrs wero full of curiositv to heat him. At the c!oe of the service one ol the deacon entracd the joun preacher's wifi in conversat'i n. "It was a strange cjinciilenei." said he, "that your husband's text was the one from which bis rathci preached his last, seraion in th.s pulpit." "Indeed:" said the lady. "Well, that was stranga. I hop"," .sh.- con tinue l, "It wasn't the same sermon." "i 'Hi, no," said the deacon, in a ieprccatory manner. "His fathct nas a dreadful saiart man." The Moon ami MuJness. A s-hort time before It. ( !,aie,,t ili-d he said in a led 're th.:t M-mj. s ientists had for mo e than fifty years ridiculed ihe idea that the fiill if the now was a dans; 'ton , time for mad i eople. liettcr in'ormcd nnu ire Cjinin? back to that ol l-tim,; n t ion. said lr. Charcot, as ti e re sult of increased learnim.' '-'i ti 9 biih ,ect of earth tides, similar ti th xscillation of s?a tides. Not .Murli Imprnvt-iti-iit. Wife And how was the sick man liien you left him tins iuomj.iii:, ark .lark (absently Aboat, -Jn ; cker than he waj lat riitfht - 'ui-je. k- Time 1 11' . f)M Mr. Knight V, v bo v. (.r. . luiuldii't keep such late !. on s. I'a 1 . iniyht I don't sir, aud I can t, '.I'Lev're always Cylns by tuo: