"One ZZToniarfs IHay. "It's no use, I've worn all the cast off clothes I'm going to." There was no sign of irritation or ill-nature in the girl's bright face as he made this assertion. She aat in the centre of a heap of discarded faery. There were frayed and spotted velvet skirts, satin and silk waists, trained out and threadbare in almost every seain, flounced and bedraggled gros-graius and nun's veilings, crum pled ribbons ai d torn laces. "What do you propose to wear?" Florence Annable's only companion on this occasion was her married sister, Mr. Paul Greninnn, in whose pretty ears sparkled valuable solitaires, and whote fingers were crowded with cost ly jewels. Mrs. Gretimao's tone was cold, and the smile on her faultless lips was almost a sneer. "I don't mean anything unkind, Julia," Miss Annabel replied, "but the truth is, I am not comfortable in second-hand clothing-.'' "Blanche would be edified at your remarks, Florence," said Mrs. Gren man; 'it was no easy tak to get these things together, she added with Increased hauteur. "You know very well that my maid expects every irarment I discard, and so does Blanche's." Notwithstanding her protest, the vounir lady had selected the least in jured of the velvet skirst, and had be gun to rip off the braid. But she threw down tier scissors now anu stepped out of the debris. "That settles it, Julia," she said, with shining eyes, with no other indi cation of excitement. " I will sort those rairs and iaif s. and velvet Browns ' ' into bundles,' and you and Blanche toeed not disappoint your maul." "What stupidity, Florence I" Mrs. Grenman hastened to sav. " You know that we want vou to have our things. You have made lovely cos tumes many times out of poorer ma terial than that is there." The lady's tone was a little more conciliatory. She evidently had some reason for not wishing her sister to carry out her threat. " These things are much more suit able for your maid than for your sister, Julia," Miss Amiable replied, as he set about her la-k. " Perhaps you think that your sis ters should keep you supplied with new clothes?' said Mrs. Greiimaii. "No, I do not; but I will tell you what I do think," Miss Amiable re sponded, with heightened color, but in firm eool tones. " I think that you and Blanche ought to be willing that I hould earn my own wardrobe." "Earn it?" said Mrs. Grenman, dis dainfully. "What new and abomina ble crochet have you got into your head now? Something to disgrace us all, J suppose." "If you and Blanche would pay me in hard cash, as you would be com pelled to pay a professional, for play ing the piano at. your luncheon parties and your kettledrums, your receptions and your informal evening gatherings, I could buy uiy own clothes, and be much better satisfied." Mrs. Grenmau's astonishment and indignation were overwhelming. "Who ever thought that one of our family could be so coarse and mer cenary? Pay one's own sister for play ing a few sonatas and quadrilles once in a while I Why don't you ask us to pay you for condescending to attend our kettledrums and receptions? In deed, Florence, if I must say it, I think you have been generously com pensated for anything you have ever done for either of us;" and Mrs. Grenman waved a jewelled hand toward the bundles in the centre of the room. "Julia, I will find out what a pro fessional pianist will charge for play ing the piano the same minib. of hours that I do," Miss Annable began again, calmly. 'Then, not being a professional, 1 will play for you and Blanche for Hist half that amount." Mrs. Grenman rose, picked oil' a few bits of the thread from her handsome black silk dress she had been darning tiny bit of lace and proceeded to array herself for the street. The room in which this conversa tion took place was the fourth-storv back of a so-called fashionable board ing-house, and this was Florence Anna ble's home. Her father and mother were both dead, the former having survived the wreck of a large for hint only a Xsw weeks. When the estate was settled, it was found that there would enouch money to provide Florence, the only unmarried daughter, with the necessaries of life. In other words, it would pay her board. So, tor two years more, she had been de pendent upon her wealthy sisters for bar wardrobe. It was a disagreeable position for a sensitive and high-mind ed girl, and it had cose at last bet unendurable. "Florence I" Mrs. Grenman was ready to go. "Well?" said her companion. "I shall repeat this conversation to Paul. I tell you, that you may be prepared to meet the consequences. "I am prepared for anything but ,rags and jags,' Julia." her sister re- fUed ; "and I beg you to believe that should not have remade your cast-off garments so long if it had not been for keeping the peace.; Let me tell you what else I am willing to do. Von say that some of the costumes I bave made from the dresses you have Inlshed wearing have beesTvery pretty and stylish. I will hold myself ready to make over the best of them for you to wear again, and I will do it in my best manner." "And be paid for it?" "Certainly, like any other dress soaker." "1 you were not a perfect simple ton, you would marry Luke Harness," Mrs. Grenman burst out anew. "Then you would have an establish ment equal to your sisters', and there wouldn't be such a horrible inequality tn our stations as now." "1 marry Luke Harkness?" said Miss Annable, with the first touch of Haughtiness she had 6hown. "A man Id enough to be my grtnfathcr, as leaf as a post, and as bald as an indent American eagle? I would go rrat as a cook orhousemaii, first. Yes, Julia, if the choice were given me of Harrying that man or digging my own frave, with the understanding that I was to jump into it when completed, I would choose the latter alternative rith gratitude." "And you wish me to understand that you will not play for one of my parties again unless vou are paid for t?" Mrs. Grenman'g hand was on the knob of the door a9 she aske this roestion. " I wish you 'o understand that I do sot regard your old velvet and silk rowns as a fair equivalent for my ser rice as chief musician," said Miss sVnnable. " And also, that I not only relieve with the Bible that the laborer worthy of his hire,' but that labor b eminently respectable." The departing guest's twist of the (oor-knob was nothing less than I vicious. Florence, wtio knew Tnei I lister perfectly, understood that the breach between them now would be a bard one to bridge. Work was a de gradation, in the opinion ot bar own near relatives. But it was Hot to for aer. There were two wsf s in which ihe knew she could earn a generous rapport. One was by ber musical talent, and the other by her taste and Ability in designing costumes. " It is wicked to keep you at the piano, Miss Annable, when we all enow you are so fond of dancing, but io one plays as you do," ber friends ivere constantly saying. -Now why, she asked herself, with '.his available talent in her possession, hould she not earn some money, and in a business-like and "open and ibove-board" manner, as men termed t? Miss Annable was unable to see ivhy she should be idle, and wear ler sister's cast-oft clothes, ' any more than the man who had a room tcross the corridor should be idle and wear his rich brother's "rags ami iags." This question of the utilization f talent had been logically met and settled a good while before, but the aindrances in the way of putting her theories into practice had been hard to overcome. Her sisters had aimed high, ind brought down their game. It was no more than fair that she should do the iame, her relatives had frequently told tier, Instead of occupying the ' fourth itory back in a crowded boarding louse, and making them a world of trouble in explaining and excusing bet inomalous position. Their frequent assertions that sister Florence was ex jeedingly peculiar, and could not be induced to make a home with eithei 3t her relatives, were in the main true. Miss Annable could have made her self useful io either of these establish ments, but her liberty was far too precious to jeopardize by any such ar rangement. II ere iu the sky parloi sertaiu hours of each day were hei jwn, her very own. A few hours later Miss Annable was driving in the park with some friends. She passed both of her sisters, and their recognition, though calculated to deceive her companions, was well un derstood by her. Julia had commu nicated with Blanche, and they had both shown their displeasure in as marked a manner as the circumstance would permit: This recalcitrant mem ber of their aristocraticfamily was to he brought to terms. Florence Anna ble smiled as she thought of it. Clarke Durivage rode along by th oide of the landau, and chatted witb the young ladies. For the first time cilice Florence had decided not to weai any more "cast-ofl's" her couragt failed her. She felt it to be a humili ating truth that she cared more foi this man's good opinion than for any thing else in the world; to think thai she was quite independent of remark or criticism from any other quarter, but not from him, filled her with con fusion and alarm. Mr. Durivage had J been the only man she had met in so ciety who had talked to her as if she were possessed of an equal intelligence. Miss Annable canvassed the subject very thoroughly in these few minutes. Her scorn of her own weakness, a shown by the presence of this man, acted like a spur to her conscience. "The die is cast," she told herself, as Mr. Durivage bade her good even ing. "I will not wear jags, and sc must play jigs." The young lady did not estimate hei musical talent at its true value. Ii was almost a case of genius. Sht could play the works of the mosi favored composers, and with a powei and expression which delighted tin most critical. And so it came to pasi that Miss Florence Annable was en gaged at regular professional prices to play for a party at the house of the wealthy and distinguished Mrs. Van Cortland. Her sisters were both present, but neither of them came neat hur during the evening, and in this way the world found out that there had been a quarrel. 'Good evening. Miss Florence." "Good evening, Mr. Durivage." "It is rather singular there is no on here to play but you," the gentleman remarked. "I have been waiting a half-hour to invite you to dance." "It is not in the least singular, Mr. Durivage," said the musician, smiling heroically, "for I am regularly em ployed to play for Mrs. Van fcourt land'8 guests this evening." The plunge was made, the worst was over, and Florence felt that she could lapk herself squarely in the face when the eveuing was over. "And you you have struck out in this way for yourself?" There was a strange quality in the gentleman's voice that his companion did not understand. "Struck out?" Miss Annable laugh ingly answered. "That is a good phrase. It requires muscle, t assure you." "But your sister, Miss Florence?" 'They are here. You must hav seen them. The nexl piece is a quad rille, Mr. Durivage. Please listen to it critically. It is my wn composi tion." The music was a success. The ap plause and excitement that followed its conclusion amounted to an ovation, Mr. Durivage drew near the piano and read the title. "Ladies and gentlemen," he said, in loud, clear tones, "the name of the original quadrille which has so delight ed us is 'Kug-j, and Jags, and Velvet Gowns.' " There came a time when Florence Annable could tell her friend, Mr. Durivage, the whole story, and the following is the substance of his reply : "I determined," he said, "to woo and win you that night at Mrs. Van Cortland's. I had cared for you from the first day of our acquaintance, but how could I help feeling that you might be like your sisters ultra fashionable, purse-proud, regardful only of appearances. What kind of helpmeets would your sisters make if misfortune should overtake their husbands? And then, Florence, I have always maintained that it was just as reprehensible for a woman to be idle and dependent as for a man. As my wife, there will be no need for you to continue your professional career, but your talent must never be neglected, and for two reasons: First, because it will always be our greatest source of enjoyment, and next, because ' every woman should always hold in her hands the means of support. Why Daniel Escaped. Grandma had taught our "two-year- old" to answer a great many Bible questions, and was fond of "showing him off." On one of these occasions she asked him : I "Who was put in the lion's den?" "Daniel," was the prompt answer. "Did the lions eat Daniel?" . I "No." "Why?" The answer should bave been: "Be-1 eanse God shut thsir mouths," but the' little fellow reflected a minute and then! said: j "I dess Daniel wasn't dood to eat." Detroit Tribune. W OCTOBER. "The partridge drum s the plover's call Salutes the sportsman's ear, And lut above the wale, fall Toe naher sets bis weir. Tbe reddened leaves wilh withered wings Sweep ligbtlv to Ihe sod. and Autumn walks the land and rings. With nulling sandals shod." E. N. Gcusisos In Ontury. The woods and fields are glowing in all the royal pomp of Autumn, and even the gardens are not yet shorn ol all their glories. Beds of purple and white and tinted asters are blooming brightly, dear pansies still smile a tea der good bye; chrysanthemums are regal in golden tints and nasturtium blaze in the borders. This is a bnsv month for the flower lovers. Shrubs must be oared for and weak or diseased bunches ironed out, the whole plant being brought into symmetrical shape. Dig up ana met' low the soil and a little later if not en tirely hardy, tie up with straw or ever green branches or bind about somf ooarse matting for protection. We bave in a tirevious article called attention to the Iris as a most desirable bu bous plant of delicate beauty and hardy habit A bed planted in Octo ber and covered well with leaves dur- insr the winter will become well estab lished and bloom better the succeeding summer than if set out in Soring. Take tip plants for winter blooming and see that they areqmte tree irom in sects or mildew before arranging them in conservatory or window garden. Be sure that crocks for repotting ar. thoroughly clean and free from mould. Pot roses for winter blooming, prun ing well bnck and being careful not to use too large a pot; do not seep them too warm and shower tbem well every day. Th s will keep away the little red spider which works suoh havoc with the fobage. A number of small bulbs may be planted together in pot. Polyanthus Narcissus, too, so easily grown in water will give as much pleasure and satisfaction as Hyacinths and is a welcome change from these old favorites. It requires but little trouble to have some sort ol (lowers blooming all win ter long. 4 FERNERIES. A fernery, or at least a substitute foi one can be easily nude at home. Make a woodeu tray and have it carefully ziuc-lined; then construct a frame fitted with panes of glass. It Is not necessary to have it air tight and a bandy boy can make a frame. A small one will do, but the larger it is the finer pi ints can lie raised in it. The tray should be some four inches deep and filled with soil from the woods which is light and full of leaf mould. It can be filled with moss and ferns from our own woods, some ol them quite as handsome as any high priced ones from the florists, and there are many li'tlo tracing vines and plant with feathery foliage such as ground pine and squaw berry which are quite as handsome as ferns and take to con finement naturally. It must tie kepi constantly moist and moderately warm, and there is urliiuited room for tht exercise of fc.ste in arranging the mosses and trailing plants. The beauty of the ftrnery will b enhanced if it be ) l iced so that baskett of such plants as the Bo-called "Kenil worth Ivy," Wandering Jew, Oxalit and similar trailers may be hunz neat it, and if a stately palm or foliage plant of luxuriant growth stands some where in the neighborhood that will also add to the effect Much can be done, even with a few plants by grouping them so tbat eact sets off the others beauty and a si if. and ungracefnl arrangement will de stroy the charm of very handsom plants. Colors and plant forms re quire skill and taste in combining tc show off their full beauty as much an the ribbons and laces, flowers an feathers which in dainty combination! show the skill of an artistic millinjr. TOMATOES FO THANK8UIVIVO. A practical snggestion is given by . correspondent of Vick's magazine, hot to save the late tomatoes, and maki them available long after frost hat taken all gar leu vines: Not canned either, but fresh froa the vines, and in latitude 43 degrees. I had half a dozen with out Thanksgiving dinner have had then yearly, and one season had them ai late as Christmas, but on that ocooaiot the Tomatoes were not mnch to brf about Possibly many of your readeri can tell the same story, but as 1 have never seen the subject alluded to it the pages of the Aayazine, I shall, with your permission, tell the "how. As late as possible before frost I dig up some of the strongest vines full ot green Tomatoes and hang tbem up bj the roots in a irost-proof cellar. The fruit will gradually ripen, and you car have a few every Sunday. They dc not color so deeply, nor taste so strong ly as those grown in the open air, the color being a pale pink ; and the toma toes tasting cool, sweet and juicy. At ter this date, especially if there is an humidity in the cellar, those that an left on the vines begin to get soft anc pulpy and soon decay. I formerly hung them np with th roots exposed; but this season I en veloped them in paper flour sacks, which was an improvemeat, as being more cleanly. The foregoing is a veri simple experiment, and will prolong the enjoyment of fresh garden sauci for several weeks. THR COLCHICTTK. The Colchicum is a species of Crocua more generally known as the "Autumn flowering crocus, says a writer in 2 he Mayflower, recommending this bulb for Autumn planting: It is a bulb which has been sadly overlooked in this country, for though old aid well known in Europe it is quite new and unknown here. The bulbs are large, even larger than a Tu lip, and perfectly hardy. . They bloom in October no matter where they are whether they are in the ground, or whether they are lying around on shelves dry and loose. They bloom when they possess neither roots nor foliage. Plant in the Autumn and in early Spring they will produce a rank growth of foliage which will, however, die down in June, and yon will see nothing more of them untd October when the beautiful flowers will rise np from the ground, several in a bunch, and take you by surprise. The flowers are borne on stems eight to twelve inches in length and are about the size and shape of a Zephyranthes. The Dolors are varied and exceedingly deli cate, white, blush, pink, rose, orire on, spotted, etc. They can be planted right on the lawn among the grass an 4 when in bloom in October will present I beautiful sight A NYM-FAn,rN scheme. Hun ter The rain-inducing business - la lew thing entirely, I believe? ir Bloobumper Nonsense IconM al jb uuug uu a smart siiower Dy g!u.f t without an umbrelR fend wiCa Wbj ota nicely blacked. a LEADING 3 AT HOMJJ AND ABROAD. Tbtws are two apple-bearing trees in Indian County, Pa., that were planted in 1792. One of them is ten feet in sireumference. A batlboad in the Argentine Repub lic has one stretch of 211 miles without a enrve or bridge. Twelvk miles from Norwich, Gon jectient, is one of the most wonderful lily ponds in America, it is a lake one oule in diameter, so closely grown with lilies that during the blossoming lime it is hard to get a glimpse of the rater. - When the wind is strong and ;he lilies are open the perfume of them is perceptible a quarter of mile from the brine of the pond. So thick are ihe lilies and in suoh tangled masses shat it is almost impossible to propel a do at in the pond, and the lily gather irs have to wade for tbem in hip rub ber boots. Victoria, New Zealand, claims the lory of owning the biggest of all the iving "big trees" in the world, so far 'j height is concerned. In the Day lenong district at Fernshaw there is s pecimen of Eucalyptus amyds.lena, dmond-leaf gnm, which has been ao inrately measured as reaching the mormons height of 380 feet before browing out a single branch, and 430 eet to the top, and having a girth of 0 feet at some distance from the round. Two large redwood trees growing ide by side support the timbers and ails of a railroad in Sonoma County, aL It is at a point where the road rosses a ravine seventy-five feet high. Tub "ridden hand." Alfred de Boisclaque leturns from bis club with s )lack eye. "Who has done that?" inquires a. mena. "That little fellow Zede threw bit ;love at nw.'1 "His glove? And leave a mark like ;hat?" "You see, he had left bis band ir t." 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I trained ,'n strength and flesh rapidly ; my ap petite became good, and I suffered no bad effects from what I ate. I feel now like a new man, and con sider that August Flower has en tirely cured me of Dyspepsia In its worst form. James E. Dkdejuck, Saugerties, New York. yv. u. utsey, St. George's, S. C., writes : I have used vmir A no-net Flower for fWnnsia anrl fknA it excellent remedy. fV)M w" As (OPraitNr.ieti A woman who can tee. jli.a fTiA vnman who p-ets welL jug " - - It's the woman who won't see and won't believe who has to Buffer. And it's needless. There's a medicine a legitimate medicine that's made to stop woman s suf forinrr and cure woman's ailments. It's Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip- -. . , . a tion. Its purely vegeiaoie ami ,T-fWrlv harmless a powerful! general, as well as uterine, tonic ana nervine, imparling ngui Btronn-th tn the whole svsteni. 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Old age te la cu one and so does youth. Cupid is ex-ohiolo a member of everv trchtry club. A lounge la sometime used In the jed'8-sUal. It takes the yellows to gives the peach .Towers the blues. The modern sirl often longs for such i Boaz Ruth had. Always forgive your enemies espec- ally those you can't whip. Hunger may sharpen the wits, but It ,uts a vicious wire-edge on the temper. Tie knife-grinder ought not to be out I work in aull times. It takes an unusually good swimmer low-a-days to float a loan. St ran tee as it seems, a collector's work Is dun While it is doing and when just be gun. -. A cobbler would not be laylug a heavy wager it ne siaited ni awl. Vhere should be naught but admlra- aou for an athlete's big feat. A good man must stand on Tbls dig ilty wben he has nothing else to stand in. Women may not be deep' thinkers. mt they are generally clothes observ es. Maklntr Tooth m!s mnnt wlmn he head ot the family foots the 9UIS. When I work 1 frequently play. "What is your business?" 'I'm a fireman." The man who hasn't the capacity to tttena to tils own bu.-auess always finds liners io ao it lor nun. She Don't you sing? Why, bow stu id of you! He If j ou'd ever heard me you'd ninK ii was everlasting smart ot me. j After people take a spin it Is quite tatural for tbem to feel like a top. t Tf itmnmnrA ishhsa. the wnnrlprta wli. o many people complain ot being mis irable. "This Is very well put," remarked the ditor as be dropped the poem into the ; vaste basket. i ' Excessive Caution. Mother (hor- ; lUed) W bat aid you let mat young jlnipklns kiss you tor? Daughter (meekly) For only two ninutes. main um, aim uiisu i uhu nun t was time to stop. THB DIFFERENCE. On leaden feet the time goes by As you want for her at the pasture bars; But ob, bow swiftly the moments fly When you're standing wi ber un-1 der stars. lOJoHLTfi-X K3 r T. S.lllltlll The Record . .t. k uwwi RarsaDaril a- ui cures ccuuipns,o - - - ha. never .r.2LT5Jl meciciue. Ai. tne couauun " , h " "i, but from people who were almost In despair but were cured tor Hood's Sarsaparilla Is very gratifying. Because of these we urne all ... ...i. Halt Rheum or any other disease caused by Impure blood or low atatc of the system, to try Hood s Sarsaparilla . . h. liver. MOOD'S f lll inviK"i -- - ' regulate the bowels. Effective, but gentle, rnce 25c. WHERE BANK NOTES ARE MADE. BY K. O. CALHOUN. Of all places in Washington ,-fIia Bu reau of Endraving and Trinting is the most attractive to strangers. I' the most remarbable thing about the place is the eaee with which access is Lad to the building. Visitors enter without being challenged, and are shown through without being watched. if lwk m if there was nothing to prevent any one from pocketing two 4 h rua m ill inn dollars, and when the visitor is ushered out by the polite guide, he generally leaves with the idea that Uncle Sam is vcrycara uo. But he isn't. The visitor is watohed from the moment he sets his foot in the building, and H tne guiae uiu out accompany him to the door, the visitor conld not get out witnouia wihkii mo. Th. viuifnr in a nrisoner. and if he touches a plate or note be will surely regret it. .... All the employes, without excep tion, are prisouera during the day, having no freedom to leave the build ing until they have rendered full ao count of all that has been plaoel in their keeping by the superior. In tbe corridor at the main door, where the watchmen sitsilently all 4av, there is a metal plate set in a framt in the walL In this r late there are twe've little round holes, one under anothtr. Each hole is lubeled with a name, is wetting-room, mess-room, vault, anl so forth. Each hole represents one dfe. nartment of the bureau, and as long at the hole remains empty the watohmen will nprmit no one from that depart-1 ment to leave the building unless he has a special permit. When the force of one department are through work for the day, and all have rendered their accounts straight, the superintendent in charge of that branch mnrches down at the bead of the whole force, and, while they wait, places a little struight key, with a but ton at the en "f it, into the bole desig nated as his Ji.ision. Then there is a loud ringing of an electric gong that sounds thronsrbout the building, and the watchmen seeing the key in the hole, perm't the men to pass out. This is repeated as the day's work of each division is done. The last key to le pnt up is that of the custodian ol the vault where the plates are kept, and wben it Is there the building is supposed to be empty except of watch men. Any cue found in the building after that would have to remain there until there was an order from the prop er authority to let bim out. The closing scene at the end of the day in this great money factory is in teresting, in the morning each man and each woman has been given the proper assignment of work. The wo men are the counters, testers, wetters and helva to the pressmen. Each employe taking the material for work, whether it is paper or plates, srives a receipt for it to tbe custodian. No one ever gives anything to any one elpe without a receipt. The paper on which the money is printed is counted as so much money, and every time it changes hands must be counted and receipted for. Even the girls who act as helpers, and carry the paper from the wettiDg-room, have to count it for their own protection, and give a receipt to clear from respon sibility the superintendent of tbat room. At tbe end of the day. each must re turn in one form or another all that his receipts show him to have had during the day, and until be has a check showing that this has been done he cannot leave the room. Y hen the paper and the notes and s'amps have all been turned in by those -working on them, they are taken to tbe custodian of the vault, in whose prepence everything is counted and checked off. Every scrap of paper. blank or otherwise, which was given out in the morning must be returned. This being done, the custodian puts it all in tbe vault. Then the keeper of the inner door of the vault mnst pull that door to witbout as mucb as put'ing his foot in Hide the vault, and, while thereat stand apart from him, so as not to see the combination, must lock it securely. The custodian of the vanlt then locks the outer door, which is provided with a time lock, so that, being once fas tened, it cannot be opened before the next day at the hour set. This being done, the custodian and his assistants are free to go after the key htis been put in the board at the main door. Then all the plates which have been in use, and all those which are in pro cess of engraving, and all rolls and parts of plates, bave to be returned to tbe custodian of the plate vault. No man can leave the room until every bit of engraved metal has been returned to the custodian. If ona of these plates should be missing, not a soui would De permitted to leave the buildin? until it was found. It is almoBt impossible for anything to go astray, as nothing chanras hands. even for a moment, without the change being made of record. Each man takes sole responsibility tor whatever he is charged with. FLOWER NOTES. A correspondent writAoflnHl.r'lo stegia or bindweed mentioned in a pre vious article is a trnnriloantna nU.i about the house or garden because of no ruiimug qua Lines ana tbat sbe has found it nainl nnlv in mc, n. hcripes planted at a distance from her garden ueus. If flowers are mt at nirrl.t anl lr 4 in water in a cool nla thav will bett; r than if cat during the day as the t.m. will 1.... J . . ... -... un.,, uibwu up eumcient moisture to keep them from withering QUicklv. Cut with slum Vnif. . scissors when not fully open. Bunch them loosely together in vases, using plenty of feathery leaves and white flnwnra ts rrin nn k. trast and put a little salt, ammonia or charcoal in the vases to keep the water sweet and pure. Hot water will often revive withered flowers. . The amount of colorincr nutter in bound of coal laenormnua ti nt .ijj enough magenta to color 5U0 yards ot uiiiiuei, vermuuon ror aooo yards, aur iue for 120 varus, and alivuri 1 ...uv . yards of turkey red cloth. Frederick Tudor of Ttnafan v. first to export Ice from this country to foreign parts, and baa made a fortune In the ice trade. But fifty years ago no Ice was exmrted to Kmrlanrl nj the local ice trade In foreign places (making ice by machinery) has rendered shipments of natural Ice unprofita ble. SLIGHTT.V TlTFFWnrnrr "PfV.! ir: Wabash Is quite aristocratic. Isn't she? iu.uu-.-t o, out ner complexion is aulte highly toned. FIJTTB HIS W0B WTO PBACTTCfc An sp clergyman met nnlond lydeclalingairalnat foreign missions. Wby.aked the objector "doesn't the than look after tb heathen at h0"We d" said the clergynum quiet ly, and w the man a tract. A MfKMT-S 1MDI8CBBTION. Count BBhettl-WUl-a you not-a let a me havone lock-a your halrr' Miss oense Certainly, Count. The CoU (absent-mindedly) Sham poor" i. tA rvof Ai-adlt for mere re peoy" - . being goc simply becausa they havs poor bealu A STAOSEBT CONTKBSATIOK. ou be bo much address 1 can hardly bfexpected to compete with you," saitthe letter t. tb. enve lope. 1 "Now, on'tget exilted , "piled the envelope, because you know you can t contain ynrselt" Thk fart woman to go as an explorer of the Aiao regions is Mrs. Robert E. Peary. Her husband, laeut. i'eary, of the Unied States Navy, is the com mander the expedition recently sent to Greenlnd under the auspices of the Philadelpla Academy of Natural Sci ences and be American and National Sciences ad the American and na tional Geocrapbioal Societies. The ob ject is to explore the unknown north coast of 0?enland, and Lieutenant and Mrs. Pearr will spend tbe winter in that com try , in order to continue tbeir exploratoia tk following Spring. HELPLESS. bottles of ST. JACOBS OIL cured me. No return in 5 years. FRANCIS MAURER. O "ALL RIGHT I ST. JACOBS OIL DID IT." RmI Coneh Medicine. Cures where all else fail. Pleasant and agreeable to the taste. Children take it without objection. By drupgists. ELY'S CREAM BALM-rjnaea tt.. Nnir ruuiH,H.i Fain aud Inflammation, 11 -!.$ ha Norra. KnUm (ilves lC-li f at once lor Cold la llfiwl. Apply into th AoKnliL It i Otiirkly AbnorbM. 5Uc bnigginU or by mail. ELY BKOS M Warren St, N. T CONSTIPATION Constipation H one ot tbe most common and painful disease. It occurs most frequently with men and women wbo are forced by tbelr profession to follow a sedentary mo ot life and who through Inclination or neceaa.ty are accustomed to partake of ricb food. Although not dangerous In Itself, It may give rlst to seri ous disturbances In the general health of the patient, particularly It It Is neglected, and In consequenoe takes deep root to ths system, la former times it was customary to aura it with all kinds off draftto auxturs, powdora and pills containing some Injurious mlueral aubatsBC. But this was drlrlng out ala with Satan.beaause drastic purgatives, although they may afford a momentary relief, exercises deleterious effect o tbe whole system and particularly aa the vital organs and weaken the body U ased con tinually, if this Is sought to ps avoldsd by par taking of particularly uourlsbloc food, ths di gestive organs will Id oonsequenae seas to act properly, aud then serious complications may arise whi h will threaten even the life of tbe patient. But the curative powers of the old drastic pargatlves have been secured while their evil after-effects are avoided, by the use ot at. Bernard Vegetable rills. Tbey are noth ing but a vegetable compound wltbeut tbe ad dition of any Injurious, deleterious or poison ous substances, being prepared only of tbe best medicinal herbs oflhe Alps. Tbey act as a mild laxative and emollient, promote tbe ex cretion of uudigestllile matter without weaken ing the system. They are therefore the best blood purifier among all tbe many remedies known. This fact has been readily acknowl edged by many prominent physicians of all countries as wyll as by thousands ot grateful patients to whom ihey bave afforded relief even under the mt aggravated circumstances. Tbe St. Bernard Vegetable Pills can be had ot every first-class drugttlst. If your druggists haven t them end 26c. to "St. Bernard," Box 241S, Sew York Oily, and you will receive same postpaid by returu mail. 1 s AXAKES1S gives in stant relief and Is an infallible cube tor P1I.K8. Prices ; at drunKtsis', or by mail, earn pies free. Address; 'Anakesls." Box 2416, New York City. llilil Sib Hiht Taoarsos, ue most noted physician of Eng land, says that more thaa half of all diseases oame froa errors la ditm. Bead for Trm Sample of Garfield Tea to 119 Wert 4Mb. fitnet, New York City. RARFIELD TEA SJV sfbad atla;ewre Sic a Maadaxh. raataraaCaanplaaTsai eakraaCasMtipa4Mto. FOR FIFTY YEARS I MRS. WINSLOWS SOOTHING SYRUP soothes Umi eiJId, aoftens tbe gurnsTallavs all pain, cures wind oolle, and title beat renu-.IT for diarrbwa. lonill-lii C'eata . Battle. WE W ANTA,d?,,,yo,i',c"" and sell our Parisian Com'lexl" Cnfuk 111 (ritual Haaant ft y ......... 1 U9 pies. TanTrVeckT;,. . 7. b 'iSSST'SSSi at sight for 25 t ents Per Boltle. maae9- oellt For terms and partirulais.send 2 Cent staatn hKAM O-AMEKItiAN Mro Co P' 237 North Ninth Street. Philadelphia,' Pa. V THE BE5T0 FUkkY WARRANTED - , 3 Ton Scales .fiOFsii.... MMESlBINGHAMTON.NY HAY FFVFR ?.URED T0 stay cured. ss asssl t We want th nam wa a dreatofcveiT uficrer in tht --B as ss ar e l sfaialsaayi.llj., tafamj. home: a;rfJ.?i?LPnr-,i.M-t. JL "t-Miriw, BiiMmii riiiT.lT-. fl. wr"1-' 1 AUGHT BT MAIL. sCTtaftlT.. 8 Main PATENTS W. T. Fltaaara la. 1 rr.vrL9- 5 " WrneUT m wt. t?sj g Frtaas fa I V" WAHTED. rala GXNTJTKK ABatlBATION. Iflsa Tm. lowleaf Ttie older one ta, the proverb ays, the more one know. 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