.( til JIJK B, P. SOHWEIER, IS I THE CON STITUTI ON-THE DNION-AND THE ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAWS. Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XLV. MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 14. 1891. NO. 43. X DEATHLESS. EM. A WBKBI.IR WIT.COX. fliere lies in the center of each man's heart A if immn ami love ior in. gooi and pur. And II but an atom, or hirue 1 1 1 J on t 111' shall endiin After the body haa none toe Yea, after Hie world has pu rid l( but an atom, or lamer part. nr. endure decay i passed away. The longer I live and the more I nee Of the struggle of souls toward heights abOTe, Ttis tronufr this truth comes home to m, That tiie universe rests on the shoulders of Love A love so limitless, deep, and broad. That men lute renamed It and called It God. Ami nothing that ever was born or evolved, Nothing; cieated hy light or force. Hut nvep In Its system theie lie dissolved A shining dron from the great Love Sourof A "hlnllig .li oil that shall live for aye, Iho' kingdoms may perish and stars may 09. HER FIRST LOVE. From the German. ItV S. ELEANOR MYERS "Have rmrcy upon me, fatherl"crled Lena, as she threw her arms around hla rmk. "Leave the choice of a husband lo me! I feel thai this engagement you liave made will cause my death It It be refilled. " "Nonsense! One does not die so eas ily," said her father, a he led her to the soffl. "Your mother made the ame declaration to her rather when he promised her hand to me; and she did not die, but lived happily for ten years ifterwerd.'' "Happily!" said Lena, as she zazed at her mother's picture upon :lie wall, "I never saw her laugh In my ire!" "Is laughter an Indication of happi iess?" asked her father, harshly, "I do not think that you ever saw Four mother werp either; she was al ways calm and cheerful ." 8.'' sighed Lena, "hr heart was i cog since dead, while she still ,ived." "That Is all foolishness." said her father angrily, as he walked with rapid strides up and ilowu the room. ''You women are always thinking and talking inout your heart ana your love. It Is mly the weakness of your sex that causes it to lie so, and I must tell you, Lena, that do not believe In ouch iocus-pocus; I have never yet known a w. man to die Tor love. It two persons of sui'able acre, rave i desire to make each other haonv. and he parents ap rjve, that marriage will in nine cases out or ten prove not to be i fallnre; but if they think of nothing Uni love, tuey are apt to bnd them selves mistaken. And what is this so DBlled Love? It is like an opium dream a short sleep of pleasure out of which one wakes wiih a heavy feel inn of depression. The poet says that ills 'An hour of bliss, an aye of pain.' I do not believe at all in a first and only love." roor mother. " said iena. witn a deep slgb.whlle she gazed still upon her plcture.tnat seemed to look down upon Mr lovingly, with eyes tilled with un lied tears. "Why do you say "Poor Mother' in that heart-broken tone, I should like to know?" "she was certainly not your first love," said Lena. uerr iieiioron laughed aloud upon bearing this. ".Spare me, at least, that foolish imputation," be said. "I married your mother because she pleaded me; she was as good a glil as many an other, and brought me a handsome1 fortune besides.'' "And did my mother love anoth er "Yes; so she told me when I asked her to marry me, but her father knew thai I would make her the belter hus band of the two, and paid no attention to ber girlish nonsense. He told htr to et ready to marry me, and she did. ACd now, Lena, I do not wish to hear iny more about dying. I have told yiu that you must marry young Kleeman, I have pledged my word to his father, that the wedding shall take place in eight days, and I shall not breik it Old Kleeman is very anxious for the match and be Is a rich man. The young man loves you, Lena. What more do you want? lie has borne with your foo!Ih treatment vety patiently, as you must kliow." "O, father, I know all that Is true, but I cannot marry a man whom I do not love! I should blush -for myself were I willing to be sold to Kleeman, because be wished to purchase me, and I will not deceive him by feigning a love that I can never fee'. I " "That is rot necessary," interrupted ber father. "You need not love him, as you call It, only be true to your mar riage vows. You must respect Klee maa,and I know that he will make you a gjod husband." "It is Impossible for me to be true to him when the. imaae of another is in delibly graven upon my heart," soblieJ Liena. " i es, father, I love another and no power on earth can ever ch itige this undying affection." "IIol Ho!" said Herr Hellbron, And pray who and where is this 'othcrf " L.na's beautiful eyes sank before the keen glance of her father's and she re plied In a tone scarcely above a whisper "Count Jl, xr)i." "That young ollicer?" with a rough laiidh. "Have you given your heait to a pair of Epaulettes with a title? AH right, Ue a fool as all women a e.'' "Faiher. I told you that I love him. never thought ei.her of his rank or bin title." Herr Ileilbrnn walked to the win dow, wbihtie.1 the tune of a love song, and drummed an accompaniment upon Ine glass, then turning toward his daughter said sharply: "And this fcajie-grai-e of a Count ?" 'Loves me as much as I love him." 4ul1 wiiy baa he not come to me to declare his love, and ask for your band?" "because he knew that you had promised me to another, and that you ""u ratner die than break word." youi n,,"8 18 Probably very glad to know M you have heen promised to an other. However, I will think over this i Lut (l" not forget that in eight aW there will be a wedding." CHAPTER II. E'aTen your father has decided It, toldo,: "rB 1(l9t t0 m8 forerer," gapped Lena m hi. i . TJoun8 W)unt Selsen as be O, cruel. Crelfatei Au young giri was almOTt crazed nU. 8obs choked bw utterance as she tried to sneuk J. ne count continued: "How often have dreamed of the golden future lighted by your sweet smiles, Lent, my lost Jove! I have sat by the bour.trylng to picture our happiness when we should journey through life, side by side. And now to think that all is over all lost I M inexorable, cruel fate has torn you iroui me and henceforth T must inad . nely. loveless, jovleas lifel O mv God uow can a oear it?" ! Every word that the young man had spoker, added to the pain that Lena had al-eady experienced; but her first tnought was of Ins anguish and how she oould comfort him. She kissed him fervently, and said in broken tones: "My Albert, as long as I live, my thoughts will be al ways oi you. in all my misery, I find comfort in the thought that you love me, aud I feel that If I could die now iu your arms that I should die happy, dearest and then I would be yours to all eternity; my pint wouiu watcn over you and cotu' fort you - but when I think of marry lug that m in he knows that I do not love him O God let me die now!" "And do you love me so much?" asked the young man, as he kissed her eyes auu sweet moutn. "Are you mine, heart aud soul Torevjr? ft Is very hard, my Angel, that one should come between us and our happiness. wii you are mine to all Eternity. Lena, even if you do bear the name of another. Is it not so sweetest? "Yes Albert, 1 am yours forever,' robbed lena, "and ' but the kisses of the Count prevented her from finishing ner protestations, ana caused her to for get for the moment, that on the next day she would become the wile of another man, and that the lov d being in wno-ie arms she now rested, would lose all that Le held dear in life. Ana you win swear always to re main mine, Lena?" " Albert, I swear that I will." "Aud to-morrow, you must " Lena gave a cry and covered her face with her hands, for she remem bered that she had come to bid her lover adieu. She stood so long sobbing that the Count became Impatient, and gave her a most unlover-llke look, but the poor girl did not see It. With a Breat effort she t mod her tear-stained fuce toward him. and, taking his hand said: "Dear, dear Albert, we must part now. O cruel Fate that has for bidden me to become your wife and bear your beloved name! but remem ber that I shall remain yours heart and soul though a world should revolve be tween usl Farewell!" and she tied to the house. The young Count looked after the light form until it disappeared from bis view, ai d said with a sarcastic laugh, "My wife.' Truly that would be a fine piece of work to join my high, titled name, to that of a low-born shop keeper's daughterl Who ever thought of marrying her? By Heaven, not CHAPTER IIL The marrUga Leila ran" merrily, while the wedding guests were crowd ing to the church, all filled with anx iety to see the bridal pair. Lena, the white, beautiful bride, elegantly dressed, walked with down cast eyes by the side of young Kleeman, whltse fine figure, beaming countenance, aud eyes shining with a joyful light, made a pleasing picture to look upon. As they Walked Into the church, the organ commeuced, and In its solemn tones Lena imagined that she heard the farewell notes of her happiness. The Priest was waiting Prayer Book in hand, and they knelt before blm. Lena was deaf to the voice of the Friest, and prayed to God with all her soul: "Give me now O God, a sign of thy power. Thou can'st with one word still this beating heart, and close these eyes in death, ltelease me. U kind lather from this misery! Give me some token of thy pity and thy love!' She looked around as if expecting to see some Divine Interposition, tut naught met her gaze, but the upturned faces of the guests. The Priest ceased his prayers, and they all arose, then the marriage cere mony commenced. "Will you take this woman for your wife?'' asked the man of God and young Kleeman in a firm proud tone answered, "Yesi" "Will you lake this man for your husband?" and Lena In fearful an guish, half senseless, looked around still, for soma token that her prayer would be answered, but seeing none, a look of gloomy despair o'er spread ber countenance, and her limbs trembled so that she could scircely stand. All eyes were upon n er as sne turnei to Kleeman and saw the angry giauce, ana bitter smile upon his face. "No!" she raid lu an inaudible tone, "I cannot give myself to that man, and I shall not." The Priest repeated the question: "Will yo'i take this man for your bus- band?" Lena glanced again at her almost husband, who was as white as heiself,and summoning all her strtngtn and courage, the answered In a loud, clear tone, that rang through the church: 'Nul" and fell senseless upon the floor. CHAPTER TV. Gloomy and revengeful feelings filled the breast of young Kleeman, as he sat with his father, In his room. lie knew that the scene at the church would give rise to much gossip and scandal. He cursed his fate, and the girl who had so openly insulted him. "Try and calm yourself, my son," said bis father as he took his hand, "and forget the girl who has proven to be so unworthy of yon. Seek another woman for a wife, one who can love you." "Father, I do not love her any more," said the young man, and taking his hat, he walked into the garden say ing: "I do not love her, but Heaven U my witness that will have re venge." CHAPTER V. hi" said the vonng Count Belsen, as he tore the letter that he had received from Lena, in fragments, 'that girl has placed me In a pretty dilemma, by ber sentimental nonsense. This Is a cursed jokel She ought to know that love does not always lead to marriage I thought the girl very pretty, aha pleased me, but she might have known that I could not marry , e"8he writes to me about that foolish No?' in the church, and says also that her father will not object now to her marriage wltb me as If I ld even thought that poatible. I J will go there at once, but not to greet my promised bride. Lena must be made to understand what I mean and It is full time just that she knew it. "My Love affair with her has been much talked of here, and I very much fear that it will reach the ears of my beloved, rich Countess Aurora, who would never forgive me, for what he would call, my guilt. I must go at once and have it over." In a short time he reached the bouse of Herr Hellbron, and asked for Lena. When she heard his voice, she ran into the room and with an outcry of joy, flung herself in his - arms and kissed him, passionately, saying: "My dar ling, I have kept my promise. I have remained yours. Aow 1 shall be your happy bride!" With dilated eyes and heart beating wildly with joy, Lena had not noticed ttw look that the Count gave her. "Dear Lena," he said coldly, without returning her caress. She looked at him with amazement. The tone of his voice had changed, and there was no mistaking the cold indifferent ex pression of bis eyes when she said. "Albert, is it not true that you love me still? "Certainly." said he. In a quick. sharp tone. A long pause followed for Albert did not know just how to commence the Bubject, and Lena was silent with astonishment and anguish. out sue saiu at last in tones of the deepest tenderness: "Now we can meet to part no more, dear Albert, and we can show to the world that we belong to each otner. Can we no t.mv heart'. i,.m ' 1U6I Count Belsen did not answer, but walked silently to and fro. Then be stood before the poor girl, and said in a rough tone: " You did very wrong not to marry that rich man, Lena, and I rear that you will repent wbat you have done." How can I repent it. when it leaves me free to marry you," she re plied. lie hesitated a moment, and then said. "Let us have a full understand ing with each other, Lena." n by do you speak bo coldly and call me 'Lena. Am 1 not .your own Lenat" "That cannot be." said he. roughly. without noticing her tender caress. My parents would never give their consent to such a marriage, and neither could I." Lena stood before him staring, motionless, as if turned to stone, and the Count continued: "You will perhaps be klud enough to remem ber that I have never spoken a word about my marriage with you, neither liave I said anything to give you the impression that 1 ever intended to make you my wire. I know my duty to my rank, and to society, better than that." Lena, still standing motionless and ghastly pale, suddenly grasped his arm. aud said, "You have then deceived me! Your sworn words of love have beeu all hypocrisy and lies!" "Jso; by Heaven! Lena, that is not true," said the Count, feeling relieved that a part of his unpleasant duty was over.and he oouti iued almost tenderly, "1 love you still tbe samel . - You ax my beloved, my Lena! It Is only be fore the world, dearest, that we may not betray our happiness. But what Is the world to us? It knows not love, and is suspicious, even of purity and loveliness. We will always love each other, darling, but we mu-st hide our love from the world." "You mean," said Lena, faintly, 'that you do not wish me for your wife, that you do not Intend to marry me?" I am too young, for a married mail." said the Count, "not of an age to marry, for some time yet.' Lena stifled a deep sigh, and by a great effort of her will, she aroused her pride, aud drawing up her figure to its full height, said in a commanding tone: "Leave me! Liar aud Traitor. I despise you! This Is my last word. Leaver' Count Bels?n bowed coldly, and left the room. Ijiia listened to his retreat ing fool steps, until she oould hear them no longer, and then sank down and sobbed as though her heart would break. CHAPTER VL ."several monies passed by, and Lena was still numbered among the living. One morning she stood before her father blushing like a rose. She had been telling him something, aud Herr Heilbron laughed until the tears came. "Father," said Lena, "you should not laugh at such a serious and holy thing as love." "I must be made of stone," said He lbron, as he wiped the tears fiom his eyes, "If I could keep from laugh ing now. Half a year has hardly pasned, since you swore to me, my daughter, tuat you could never love any one bnt the Count, and that you would die of grief if you should become the wife of Klee.nan. Then came that foolish scene in the church, when ion caused everybody to laugh at you and your father. As soon as 1 gave you permission to love aud marry your dear Count he departed for the gar rison, aud you never wished to Lear his name mentioned again. "I thought that Kleeman in his mor tification and rage, would have left too, but Instead of that, the young geutlemxn has been coming to the house, as though nothing nnpleasant had occurred. Strange isn't it? And now tie comes and asks, the ae.cond time for your hand, and you say of him as you did six months ago cf the Count, ' love him.' Ha! ha! ha! It is enough to make the Priest laugh." "Why do you remind me of my Tolly, father? Yes I was a fool then, but we should not refer to the past, when the future holds so much of life and love for me." "I only remind you of it, Lena, In order to show you that I was right in telling you that love would not kill you. Has grief driven you mad, as you said it would? Your cheeks are s fresh as ever, and your eyes as bright, yet scarcely has one love had time to be buried, before a second one appears. Will you say now that I am wrong in not believing in any woman love and In distrusting all this swear ing about the first and the unending lover' "You are not right, father. There is but one true love. We otten err In taking a fleeting fancy for love, and do not realize that this Is the case, until we love for the first time. My feeling for the Count was only an illusion of the senses, not love as 1 now know. Kleeman thought at that time, that he loved me, but; it has only been within the past few months that I have awakened in his heart a first true "And you, my daugher, truly lore him too?" , , , "More than my life, for I feel that I oould ale for him at ny time, u it I were necessary. The only fault that 1 have, as yet, discovered in him is, that tie will make excuses for my treating him in such a shameful manner." "Yes, it is a wonder to me," s:ud Heilbron, thoughtfully, "that he did not avoid y u after such conduct on your part, I cannot understand it." "You need not understand It, mv dearest father, you must believe it. I accept this wonderful love as a gift from Heaven. O, all enduring love! The stars appe ir, and are gone the sun and moon are sometimes hi I from view, but over them all a Spirit of ljove is eatbroued forever!" CHAPTER VIL "To-morrow, dearest, you will be mine, all ui'ue," said Kleeman, as he pressed hjs promised bride to his heart. "Yes yours forever, my darling; and even death shall not part us." While Lena was speaking, an un pleasant smile played upon Kleeman's countenance, and he looked at her, nut at all, as a lover should look who ex pected to be married the next day. It was a cool and calculating look, but she did not notice it, and it soon disap peared. He turned to I-ena and said in the tenderest tone " W ill you grant me a ravor, my precious wife to be?' "I am only too happy to be able to erant you one, my dear, soon-to-be husl and. What is it, you wish me to dor "A few months ago, when we stood before the altar." and Kleeman's countenance assumed a gloomy expres sion 1 remember that the Priest ad dressed the first question to me. I sup pose it Is the custom?" "O do not speak of that time, dear est I" aud Lena hid her face in his bosom. Kleeman paid no attention to the in terruption and continued. "It happens that to-morrow, we shall have the same Priest who officiated before, and the same guests will be present. "The favor that I would ask is this, that in order to have a little change. you will agree that the Priest shall ask you the question first," Let it all tie as vou wish." said Lena, too happy to interpose an objec tion to anything. Then Kleeman went to the Priest, to instruct him in re gard to the change. CHAPTER Vltl. Again the marriage bells rang right merrily, aud again the cues s came crowding into the church, with a much greater anxiety to see the "bridal pair," than they displayed the first time. ' The young couple entered the church. What a changel Instead of the white, trembliug girl that they saw six months ago approaching the same al tar, a beautiful woman, with blushing cheeks and beaming eyes walks proudly beside the man that she loves. How her heart beat with oy and thanksgiving for the gift that she be lieved Heaven had sent to her! Only six months before, she had shrank from the sam man and begged of . uod tc atop the beating of that heart, ratlu? than she should le ome his wife. O, the magical change that love has wrought 1 They knelt again 'before the Trlest upon the steps of the same altar, but now pra se and prayer were In Iena's heart; "O Uod I thank thee for this great, great happiness, Hn,i i pray fiat we may never be parted either in this world or the next!" The Priest finished the prayf rs, and they all arose. "Will you take this man for your husband?" he asked turning to the happy bride, and with a beaming fare she answered in a loud, clear, Joyrul tone, "re-!" "Will vou take this woman Tor your wife?" There was no lesponse, and all eyes were turned upon Kleeman as e looked around with a sneering sm 1h. The Priest repeated the question. "VU1I you take this woman for your wirer" Kleeman looked into his race and answered iu a loud tone that rang thiough the church, where the stillness of death reigned, "No!" and roughly releasing the baud of the bride, he walked protiuly out. CHAPTER IX. Several years passed by and Klee man had become a rich man. A beau tiful woman called him "husband." but he always seemed restKss and un happy. He had traveled for a long time after that second scene iu the church, and In a distant country had met the beautiful Amelia. He re solved to win her if possible, and hav ing beard her say one day to a friend that she "had resolved never to be stow her hand upon any man who had loved before," he at once set about convincing her that be had never loved. He swore so fervently that she was his first and nly love, that he suc ceeded In winning the lovelv girl, and she became his bride. Then the happy pair set out for Kleeman's home, in tending to visit seveial places of inter est on their wav. After a few days of travel they stopie 1 at a large city, and went to visit tin sights and principal buildings. In walk ing around, they stopped before a lanre edifice, surrounded by beautiful gar dens. Amelia was admiring them, when her attention was arrested by the Inscription over the entrance "lus.ine Asylum." She expressed a desire to enter it. and Kleeman, only too hannv to lie able to gratify any wish of hers, eladly acceded. The attendant led them rrom cell to cell where they saw the poor nn- iortunates, some oi whom were violent and foaming with rage, and others grinning and laughing over their strange fancies. All this was new to the yming pair, and interested them as a comedy would. The man in attendance oiiened the last cell, and they walked In. This apart ment was handsomely furnished, anl upon a divan sat a young and beauti ful woman, who aiullinirly greeted the Inquisitive strangers with, "Yes! Yesl' The attendant told them that the friends of the young woman, paid quite a large sum, to have her taken care of, and that accounted for her rich clothing, and the luxurious furni ture. "She has been here three years,'' said he, "and during that time has never spoken but two words. Yes! and Not On ber good days, she always says Yes! and on her bad ones Nol and she has some very bad ones, when some times we have to use the whip." While the man was speaking, tha poor nufortunate looked around feat fully, and wl eu he mentioned "whip'' she covered her face with her hands. Kleeman, white and trembling, leaned against the wall, for be knew only too well who bad caused tha wreck of that once lovely and Intelligent woman. "Some of our inmates haTUah tha victims of disappointed love," said thi roan, "and this Is one or them. He: lover left her and never returned, ant that is why she is here." The younj woman laughed upou hearing this, an said, "Yes! Yes!" Kleeiuau could betr no more III took the arm of his wife and wins pered: "Let. us go out, I f el faint the air Is stifling here!" They hurried! left the cell, and went out iuto tin g irdeu. Amelia was the first to speak "ily dear husband, I love you stil more when I see how your noble bear is moved by scenes of suffering. e how you were affected bv the sich or mat poor girl, aud your efforts tc conceal your feelings. I also felt deei compassion lor ner, sue was so beautl . r .ff ... - i in: i am uouuiy inanKiul for m; happiness with you, dearest. Then are many women whore lives havt been wrecked, and who die from dlsap poiutuieut lu their first love. I bellevi that a f reat many men will have U answer for the sin of murder, aud tha Is the reason that 1 took an rath nevei to marry, until I met with a man wh oould assure me by all that was nii-s sacred that I was his first and ouli love. "Listen!" said Kleeman. with aulv ering voice, "What is that?" Loud am! clear came the tones of a sweet volet sIngliigi"Yesl,Yes! Yes!" They looker up aud saw through the barred win dow which had just been opened, tin face of the young woman Hiey had leit a few moments since. As her giauce fell upin Kleeman stauding in the bright light, a gleam of recognition p.isseJ over her counte nance, and, "No! mo! No,"souuded sc loudly through the still air, that anothei attendant came running with stick in liHnd, ready to administer the blows. Kleeman hurried his wife out but th "No! No! No!" mingled with the sounds of the blows, pursued them fai up the street. Kleeman bad his revenge, but lit heard those words until his dying day. Oft in the still hours of night he woulii start up and reach out his arms, cry ing "lesi lesl lesl'Tor he knew that h was Lena's first and only love. The Wafg r CaaeU. If any other animal give out it it Hill possible to make it travel a few ui!e by judicious use of patience and a club; but not so with a camel. Whou he lies down he will get up Only wl.cn lie feols like doing so; you may drag at the su ing which is isstened to the stick through his nostrils till you teak' it our. he will only grown and pit. It was my first experience with cainols, and 1 vowed ibat it should be niy last; for, taking tbem altogether, they are the most tiresome and troublesome animals I have ever seen, ud are suited only to Asiatics. Ui most pntient and long-suffering of human beings. Besides llicir infirmities of temper, resulting, I lelievc, from hereditary dyicla, as evidenced by such coated tongues, offensive breaths aud gurg ling sloinach I have aecu with do other ruuiinaiiu, they are delicate in the extreme. They can work only in the winter month, for at soon as their wool begins to fall. Samson like, their atrength abandons them. Tbcy cui travel only ovor a country Vhere there are no atones, for the pads of their feet wour out and then they have lo be patched, a most troublesome oporation. Tlie camel is thrown and a piece of leather stilchcd on over the foot, the stitches being Inkon through tho soft part of it; in this condition' it may travl till the skin hits thickened sgnin; or, what is more likely, until it iefu.es lo take a i"tep(Cnlury. A "Hebbet." We do not know the origin of the word Hobbf-t," for it is not in any dictionary that we have had occasion to consult; yet it is said to be in com mon ui6 Th Wale a a measure of grain Just at the bushel is with us. A hbbliei Of barley it 147 pound, of wheat 160, of oats lOo, and of pcus and boshs lfio pounds. Perhaps tho compiler of some of the newer dic tionaries may strike upon thi old grain fiioftsure and give it derivation. Nev York Son. Three Mysterious Water-Holes. Scion itio inquirois arc puzzled by certain mysterious wiiter-holu in the ledge ou the shoro of the B.iolhbny Laud Co npuny'a territory iu Maine They are on iho eastern side of whal is known ns "Spruce Poiia,"-cloo to tho fain ius "Lover' Walk." There aro tVreo of them, eight inches to ouo foot lit diameter, and about ten Inches ilccp. Thoy nro bowl-shaped, perfect ly circular, and in slouo a hard a the lardcst flint. Locally they are a'cribed to the Indians, and are sup posed to hnvi) been used by that people in pounding corn. One thing mire, if they were ever used for that pui Me it vas in nges lonjj past, when tho surf line was much further out than it is nt present; In this day and ne sea water fills lliom twice a day, rendering them w holly unlit for any such use. li it podsiblo that the pen insula of Maine and New Brunswick is slowly sinking beneutli the waves? The very idoa is startling. Why is It that we despise the man who puts himself in our power, and are quite apt to respect him just Iu propor tion as he is out of our reach. A cattle range in Washington, is over 300 mile long and 200 miles wide. A king mackerel was recently caught on the Maine coast by J. H. Cunning bam, of Syracuse, N. Y'. that weighed 1000 pounds. Teachers' salaries in tha United State! annually amount to more than $d0,000, 000. Cashmere shawls are made of the hair of a diminutive goat fouad Us Thibet TAUUV AND TOM. Out In the night, ou the h'i,u broad fence, Siiiglug the soug of their love intense, Are Tabhy and Tom. What though the shot and brkkhats fly? What though the neighbors for slaughter cry They dream wrapt up iu each other's souls. Nor think of time as it onward rolls. 'Tis no occasion for fear or strife, Tis a romance a scandal of feline life. They -corn to dodge the projectiles burled. They are monarch of this great luiduigb' world. They sit all nbebt on the high board fence And siug the soug of their love intense Do Tabby and Toiu. FUN. If the young ladies of this great and glorious country were not so attractive as they are, a great many young men would never go to church. Souierville Journal. The line must be drawn somewhere, Mr. Woolly. If a man insists on wearing a tlannal shirt, he is lucky if it isn't drawn around his neck. Puck. It is stated that our naval force at Sumoa "consists of one admiral, two officers aud five men." The Navy De partment should send on two more of ficers, so that iu case of mutiny the forces will be equally divided. Life. He knew. Mr. Hibred "What do you suppose the bard referred to when he wrote of the 'slippered pantaloon?' " Mrs. Slapdash "Really, I have no idea." "I bet you I know!" "My son you were not spoken to." Truth. Seasonable. Wife "Can you give me some money, John, dear?" Hus band "What do you want it for?" W. "I want to buy a new switch at the hair store." II. "I sec; you want me to make a contribution to tho fresh hair fund." Boston Courier. Refreshing names Old Soaker "Can you recommend some beach where I can go without striking a mis erable, dry, prohibitory desert?" Friendly "Let's see. Juniper, Rye or Bar Harbor would seem to oiler you a choice of evils." Lowell Citizen. "See here, Mr. Grocer," said a Hart ford housewife, "if you are going to bring me any more goods I want them to be of the very best." "We keep none but the best." "I presume so. But you sell the worst in order to keep the best." Hartford Post. Would-be purchaser "These cigars are much smaller than usual." Tobac conist "Yes; you see, the cigar manufacturer noticed that the last two inches of the cigar are always thrown away, so he makes them now that much shorter. " Bosion Gazette. A Moving Plaint George "Will you " Alice "Oh, George, this is so sudden." George "Not a bit of it. That hairpin of yours has been stii-king into my shoulder for the lust twenty minutes, and I can't stand it any longer. Will you please move a little?" Lawrence American. Twisted history Sunday school teacher "And now, Johnny Hapgood, it's your turn. What did his father do when the prodigal son returned?" Johnny (who can't help reading the sorting editions of the daily press)- 'Please, sir, be jumped on Ids neck and kissed him."-Puck. ; Americans, nmt incy nave auvay seemed a mysterious race. Tlicy were Young Harduppe "But don't you looked upon in old time as sotxere a think you could learn to love me? Is ' nd magician; many a poor gvpay there no hope?" Ancient heiress "I t ic0n accil90,i 0f lnagic for MO l am afraid not, Mr. Harduppe. My ,cr ason than wa Ejmerelda in Vic heart was lost when I was but a young ' 0r Hugo's novel "Notre Dame do girl." Mr. Harduppe "But you p,,,.,,Wue gym gM who wai kilcJ oughtn't to count what happened be- fcechuso she had a trained goat that fore the war." Terre Haute Express, j,,,,, j dallce .j pUr tricki. Evc Reason Dethroned. Judge "Did nowadays there lingers a mystery you ever notice any signs of insanity abont tho gypsiei iu llicir lonls. It is in the deceased?" Witness (a mem- 111 difference, thia mystery, 1 hat has ber of the Legislature) "Well, once, t not a few Scholars to tho study ol when he was a member of the Legis- the Romany and his naiiucr of life. It luture, he introduced a bill that wasn't fascinated Georae Borrow, who u'enl a particle of interest to anybody ex- to- Wamlor with tho wnudorers and ccpt taxpayers." New Y'ork Weekly. ' pilch his tent by theirs iu quiet dingle "And I want to say, 'To mv hus- I r b ",6 rM: "d Mr; Charles band,' in an appropriate place," said G' LuIol,d- w,, ," M" ,ravoU' ln the widow in conclusion to Slab, the England or Egypt, AnierIca.or Russia. I.-. 1.1- 41 ... a ail.. la- a - il . gravestone man. "Yessum said Slab. And the inscription went on: . "To my husband, iu an appropriate ! place. ."Chicago Liar. Not Her Size. Customer from Seed- ville Do you keep the best make of shoes here?" City Dealer "Yaas, our shoes are all A No. 1." Cus- ' tomer from Seedville "Then you can t suit me. i taae x o. o. Munsey's Weekly. Miss Hortense (of Boston) : "In deed, I cau hardly look into the deep, ' opalescent amethyst of the star-be- ' spangled midnight sky without recall- ing Rosetti's 'thin, blue flames of souls' on their way to Heaven.' Then, too, the soulfulness of inner mentality is grand! Have you ever read 'Sully's Psychology?'" Mr. Charles (also of Boston) "No; but I thiuk I shall, first chance I get, since he did up Kil rain in such great shape!" Light, A Capitalist. "Where did you spend your vaca tion, anyway, Smith?" asked Jones, casually. "Spent it at home," replied Smith. " I couldn't afford to go anywhere this year." "Is that so?" said Smith, promptly. "You're in luck, old man. Leud me five dollars, will you?" Somerville I- 1 Will Sot Let Thee Go. I will not let thi e go. Ind all our month-Ions love in thisr Can it be summed up so. Quite In a single kiss? I will not let thee go. I will not let thee to. t thy words' breath could scare thy deeds As the soft south can blow Aud toss the feathered seeds. Tlieu might I let thee go. I w ill not-let thee go. lad not the great sun seen, I nilitht; Or were he reckoned slow To bring the false to light. Then might I let tbec go. I will not let thee go. The star, that crowd the .umnier skiu Have watched ui so below Wilt all their million eyes, I dare not let thee go. I w ill not let thee go. Hare we not ch'd the chorge'iil tnuou. Now rising late, and now, D cause .he set too soon, And shall I let tllec got I will not let Ihre gn. Have not the young flowers been conten P ncked ere their buds could blow. To seal our sacrament? 1 Caunol let thee go. 1 will not let thee go. I hold tbee by too many lands; Thou Barest farewell, and lo! I have tbee by the hands, Aud will not let tbee go. Robert Bridge Hf HO ROUS. How (o make an army fly Break IU Wlllgi. A nervous affection A man on tin eve of proposal. A place for everything Tho old- fashioned garret. The buyer who tries (o beat yon down II a price-fighter. Our spare hour are well named; they seem the shortest Of the day. The only chance for the very f at man a an athlete is on the all-round class. What a wife! who thinks her bus- Caud baa told her all, hasu'l been told. is simply appalling. We all re cct those who know more than we do ; but we don't wish them to ruu our business. Some women wear their lives oul trying to look young, but they Viot nol tire themselves half so much as they tire other people The man who is a long limn making up his mind, may arrive at a correct judgment; but it I guuorally too lato to be of aoy nse to him. A proposal. Slie (piqued): 1 don'! know exactly whal to make of you, Mr. B'and? Ha (eager to -suggest): Er Why not try a husband? Quidnunc What mutes your hair so niiioh grayer than your whiskers? Bulflnch Why, my Imir is a great deal older than my whiskers. 'Mr. P. Cuniotis is a bright, breezy fellow. I he uot?" aid Hobb, and Dobb lepllod: "I should thiuk he anight be, be is always tiyiug to 'raiso the wind." The Gypsy Jargon. It rS Iiccnuso gypsic of all lands wliorover thoy go aro R jinnuics, a ! ihcyeM '" ' French- or Hunga.Ian. or Englishmen o "a" ,yu" country, Air.rrat.cn ?roo,ne "PC,,,U '"' iMi 'x1 "In W9V Icnts;" Mr. Hubert Smith married a "vnsv. It is hot merely the H tMuf hi,scf that interests these mcf jt ,lU tallffiwjf0 or jrgonfoi Uumum U i, ,oll!ror. Bul ,vA . .i ....: ..... ....., i. (..,i.. .i.i. v..ii,i, p lasos snd .expression, are . th lui'est proof of their Hindoo origin. Some constantly in the mouths of the ilutbby, shiftless wanderers are to b found in the Vodus, tho oldest sacred Ityinn in existence; other are in Common use today in India, A friend it mine once told mo ho was learning Romany as a beginning to the study of Sanscrit and lllmlostunoe. Wid Awako, A l'sanlng Ageat. Peddler Please, mum. I'm aelliu' a polish to cieau silver Housekeeper (sharply) uon i warn none. Pcddler-Very aorry, mum. but I ee the neighbor was right. They said there was no use culliu' here, 'oanso you didn't have no silver. Housekeeper (wildly) Gimme six boXos-MNew York Weekl N VP. ft Yuirrrtw if rnn nan nncsi V.I avoid it N EWs IX BRIEF. Electric launches are Increasing la number. The average age that women many at Is 22; men 20. Apples are as prolltable a crop ia California as oranges. The Chinese do not permit their women to be photographed. The average worklngman wears out live ounces of muscle a day. The Vatican at Home contains 20! s'iiircases and 110 J different rooms. The cost of burying the laf Grand Duke Nicholas of lins.-ia w.is $200,000. The latest humanitarian proposi tion is to chloroform criminals to death, A Maine woman, when she wishes to s ell beans, runs them through the clothes wringer. A peach grown at Sylvan la. Ga.. weighed IS ounces and measured 13 inches in circumference. An English scientist has invented a machine which makes the footstep of a fly distinctly audible. Ttre sun was free from spots on 173 davs ln the year 18(.H), as oompared with 21 i days In 18S9. Pure chloroform, something hlthar to unobtainable, will now be made by M. Plctet, a chemist of Geneva. One of those rare freaks of nature, a pure white deer, was seen recently by a party of sportsmen in Maine. Labor can change five pounds of pis Iron worth five cents into 110.COO Steel watch springs worth $ 1.75 per dozen 510,070.83. An Atchison (Kan.) man whD has pent a $5 bill to England in an envelope for the past twenty years, says he bai never lost a dollar. liecent experiments show that if th tassels are removed from growing corn before pollen is formed a muob larger amount of grain will be pro duced. Waste slag from the basic steel works Is now used extensively as fertil'zer. Such is the demand for It in England that its value has advanced from CO cents to $0.50 per ton. Six miles off the Ladrone Islands, in the Pacflc Ocean, a Russian vesaa, took sound tigs recently and found a depth or live mile1, the deepest spot yet found in any ocean. In some Geiman schools ordet have been given recently that, owing to the dangt r of the spreading of tuberculosis; the dust must hereafter lie removed from door and furniture with wet rags. William Allibone, of Punta Rassa, Flu., has an alligator which eats up tha refuse of the Allibone household, and hi a better scavenger than the average gar bage man. A citizen of Macomb, HI., has Im ported three partridges from India foi breeding purposes. 1 hey are small and very gamy birds, black and brown ln col or, aud are very productive. An author in a rf cent manual on horsemanship has succeeded ln putting into print the peculiar cluck used la starting horses, which is made by thrust ing the tongue against the roof of the mouth. He spells it "KIk." A statistician has computed that a man might add $.i00 a year to Ms In come by saving the clippings of his hair every t'.me It is cut and having It man ufactured into soft pillows, mattiestes, etc. No hair is so soft as that of hl man beings. 1 he well-known periodic comet of Encke was discovered on a recent morning at Lick Olis. rvatory ln Cali fornia by E. E. liernard. It is very faint and is following closely the path predicted for it by Dr. Barklund. Another series of experiments In tea culture is to be made by the De partment or Agriculture, this time at Los Angeles, Cal., and the United States Minister to China has been asked to provide the seed. Red stockings are generally color ed from matters of aniline whloh con tain large quantities of antlmonlao pro ducts. When perspiring, this matter becomes soluble, enters the pores of the skin, and produces a violent rash. Empress Frederick, of Germany. Ia fascinated by the genius of U. Rider Haggard, and by way of returning the compliment he has dedicated hla last book to her. The prettiest royal girl In Ea&tern Europe is said to be the Princess Helens, of Montenegro, who, It Is reported, is the allotted bride of the heir apparent to the Russian throne. Diamonds were worn by every lady present at the opera in London on the night when the German Empress was there. The German Empress and the Priucess of Wales alone mixed pearls with the brilliants. LTzalieth Bisland, who made the flying trip around the world, has become engaged to a New York lawyer of re pute named Wetmore and Is coming home from London lu October. Tha wedding will take place ln November. A process has been Invented for waterprooilug clothes by dipping them in a chemical mixture which does not injure velvet, plush or any fabric, even those wiih a nap But for some reason or other it has never come Into very general use. The Sultan has made trouble for himself by interfering in the fashions of the day. He has issued a decree pro hibiting the Indies of Constantinople from perambulating the streets ln Paris costumes that they have adopted of late. Artesian well boring is a new ia dustry In the Republic of Nicaragua. The usefulness of these wells cannot be calculated. Every year thousands of cattle die for want of water. Agricul turists In general, and coffee planters especially, suffer much for this neces a:y. Only very few coffee planters have water sufficient to wash their ber ries", aud washed coffee brings al ways from three to four cents more In the market than unwashed. Electric light has been employed advantageously on board of a West In dian steamer crossing the ocean to keep a'ive and flourishing certain plants which wrre being transported for ac climatization. Blue Wing, a great 3-year-old of former days, from the turf standpoint,, made his reappearance at La ton la re- cently after a long absence from the prominent tracks. It is said he had late ly been racing out lnthe "bushes," and winning right along The old fellow looks well, without apparent blemish of any kind, although he was reported broken down years ago. In his nC here he displayed some of his old-time speed, coming In thUd In good oome nanv mnA in f.t Aim itj si i k P i f. a;. r-v in it 1