B. F. BOHWEIER, THE OONBTITUTION-THE UNION AND THE ENFORCEMENT OP THE LAWS. Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XLV. MIFFUNTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 7, 1891. NO. 42. & 2 HYMN. lioa of the llvlne. In whose .yes rnil Thy .hole eimtlon lie., ill oul are thine: we must not say Thst lhoe are dead .no pass away: Proin Ihl vain world of flh se t free, VS'e know them living unlo 1 liee. Released fr"" earthly loll anrlatrlfe, with Tlie Is hidden now their life: Thlusare their tlioufhti, their works, their iHt.ers. All Thine, vet still most truly our.: For well we know where'er they be. That all are living uutoTke.. Not "Pin like water on the ground, Vol buried in a sleep profound, isot wandering in unknown despair Beyond Thy oire. 1 hine Arm, TUy eare, Not lout upon a boundless sea. Jiutdesd.W living unto Thee. Thy will be dime, for thou art Just; to Thee we leave them. Lor J. in trust; Aad bless Thee for the Love which gave Thy eon to nil a human grave, Taut none n i (lit fe.ir I liar, world to see where all are living unto The. 1ms. TflR SELF-SAME DIAMOND. The evauing after the party. What an Impression of "confusion worse con founded" accompanies the words! Mr. Bavard had eaten a Ltd '-cold brekfst, served by a sleepy maid at an undraped table, and huriisd off to bis business. The drawing-room floor was still covered with stray knota of ribbon, withered rosebud:), hairpins and slipper rosettes; the closed dining-room door conceal d the relics of the late supper, which, by a tin ifly bargain driven by Mrs. Bavard, were to be be "taken back" at far as practicable by Fach luetti, the confectioner. The glittering: batley-sugar castle which decorated tha centre of the table had teen on its th'rd evening. The pair of mac no n pyramids at either end were a week old, and, with their delicate tips of froitexl sugar, bad been much dim red by M. Fachinetti's var ious customers; and the piece de resist ance of candled fruit at the left would have been perfect if Dick Fraru'ey, the artist, had not been thoughtless enough to take a glistening apricot from its side for Miss Dar row's supper plate, thereby causlug a collapae of the entire structure, as well as much thoughtless mirth to the young people. 'Of course," sighed Mrs. Bavard, ''Fachinettl wi 1 charge me for the en tire piece, although bis people could easily build it up again. Facbluetti always takes advantage of one! And no matter what you girls say, 1 never will aak young Framley to one of my evening, again. The officious brute! Why couldn't be have left things to the waiters? They bad orders to let the fancy pieces alone. Was there nothing good enough for Owendollne Harrow without ruining the fruit piece?" Poor Mrs. Bavard t For ber, all the pleasures of social life weie blighted by the finanoial difficulties associated therewith. There were three horizontal wrinkles on her forehead, and one perpendicular line between ber handsome black brows, as she sat In the sewing-room drinking coffee and thinking how tired she was, and bow much labor would be necesary before the bouse could onoe more be restored to Us aocuatomed order. "Jane," she said, sharply.to the slip- shod servant, ' 'flail the young ladies again. It's past eleven. This Indo lence can't bs tolerated." Esperance Bavard came In presently a tall, willowy girl, with brilliant black eyes and a complexion which was rcse-brlght even a day after a party. Her pink cash mere wrapper trailed on the ground behind ber, and her lux urlaut Mack hair was fastened up with a carved shell-pin. "Yseult will be down presently, Aunt Kate," said she. "What do you suppose she Is doing?'' "LylD In bed, probably keeping the whole bouse awaiting here pleas ure," said Mrs. Bavard, pettishly. "Wrong!" cried Esperance, gaily, "She's selling her last night's bouquets to a litt'e flower-girl for fifty cents. The Idea! and they must have cost ten dollars!" "A very sensible thing, I'm sure," said Mrs. Bavard. "Fifty cents are fifty cents, and if you only knew the difficulty I have in getting money out of your unc'e " "Money, money always money 1 broke out Esperance, with an impa tient shrug of the shoulders. "I'm tired of the very word!" "That may be,'' said Mrs. Bavard; "but your uncle says there must be a top to this sort of thing. 11 is means won't stand It any lonf er, and at the end of this season you have to get a situation as governess somewhere, and i'sult must go into a store.'' Esperance uttered a groan of dismay. "Does he really mean It?" said she. "He really means it this time," nodded Mrs. Bavard, the perpendicular line emphasizing Itself more than ever. "And I'm sure I can't see why it Is that two handsome girls like you and Yseult haven't got engaged long be fore this. I am sure Mr. Elgrove seems taken with you. Can't you manage to bring him to the proposing point?" Eswance leaned her chin on one hand and looked gravely at her aunt. "When I was a girl in the old house by the sta," said she, "I used to read of true love and chivalry. Is there no iich thing left in the world? Is it all niaiiusuveriug and managing, like a fHme of chess, or a fox hunt? Oh, J, I could bring Mr. Elgrove to the Paoposlng point, but I am not sure that I want him, arter he Is brought. He's fat -and he's forty and be puffi when be waltzes!" 4 "onseniel" cried Mrs. Bavard, 'I'll wager that yon don't sell your ball fcuquets, Miss Sentlmentl" "Not I," said Esperance. "Ft. got very one of them put 1 water the ar, sweet-scented thimxs! and I shall keep them until they fall to pieces. I'd as soon sell you, Aunt Kate!" "What are you talking about the bouquets?" aald Yseult Bavard sweep ing in like a blonde princess on a large scale, her yellow hair making a sort of sunshine In the room, her blue eyes guttering. "Oh, I've made such a good bargain this morning! It's eqnal to a pair of those chocolate-colored Sueae gloves for me. The roses were extra choice in Hugo Hurdle's bouquet, so I ma le the giil give me seventy-five cents Instead of fifty. Good-morning, auntie, darling; you look as if you had been boiled P "And," cried Esperance wratbfully, "you promised poor young liardie to keep those flowers forever! I heard you!" Yseult laughed. "There are some promises made only to be broken, said she. Oh, I kuow lots of girls who always sell their ball flowers! This little vender get what Is called 'second price for them among people who are fond of flowers, but can't afford to pay florists' rates. One must economize." Mrs. Bavard nodded approval of this sentiment. Esperance looked gravely at her sister, wondering what it was that young Hardle could see in that shallow nature, that exuberance of rosy smiles and tangled yellow hair, to captivate him thus. A ring at tha door-bell was heard; a voice inquiring for Miss Bavard fol lowed. Yseult started up in a panic. "There he Is now," she cried out. What possesses him to call so early before one has fairly brushed the cob webs out of one's eyes? Tell him I'm not up yet. Go down and see him, Esper ance, there's a darliug. Make any ex cuse you can." "I shan't tell any falsehood about it," said Esperance, unwittingly. "Tell what you please, ouiy go!" cried Yseult, giving her sister a push. In the disorders of the reception par lor stood Mr. Hardle, with a bouquet in his hand, and to her dismay Esper ance Bavard recognized the very "Cath erine Mermel" roses that he had, i he day before, sent to ber sister by the hand of a special messenger. His brow was overcast; his eyes were full of sombre meaning. "Good-morning, Miss Esperance!" be said. ."I am to understand that your sister is not yet visible? She has not brushed the cobwebs out of her eyes! I heard hr say so. Here is the bou quet she honored me by carrying hist night. I met a 1 tt'e girl In the street, who bad it with some others. In a bas ket. She said she bad purchased them at second hand. To me It seemed scarcely possible that a young lady could sell such tbiugs. I had been foolish enough to credit some assertions that she made to me last night, about keeping them some little time, for the sake of the donor!' Esperance was silent; the color that went and came on her cheek was most eloquent, however. "It was, perhaps, a lucky thing that I chanced to meet the flower girl," weut on Mr. Hardie. "Your sitter scarcely took the notice of my roses that I had expected. See!" He parted the still bright and frag rant buds, and from beneath their pet als took out a small, flat box and a note. Or," he added, "she would have found thesel I wish you a good morn ing. Miss Bavard!" And Mr. Hugo Hardie departed, leav ing the Catherine Merinet rosea on the table. Miss Yseult Bavard was nearly fran tic when she beard the story of the mute message which had never de livered ItselL "It was an engagement ring, of course," said she, "an' a declaration of marriage! Oh, wi have I done? I must see him and have an explan ation at once!" But Mr. Hardie resolutely avoided any such explanation. Miss Bavard'a mercantile transactions had thoroughly disenchanted him. The season ended without any visi ble advantage to Mr. Bavard 's two handsome nieces, and the old gentle man positively declined longer to as sume the expense of their ma'nte- nances. Unwillingly enough, Yseult took a situation as companion to a capricious rich lady who was going to Florida, and Esperanoe became a teacher in a large private school. She would have preferred the Flori- dain trip herself, but Yseult had a smil ing, selfish way of appropriating the cream of life and shouldering her younger sister asi--ao E?prance took what me rjriiiiani nouae leit.anu maue the best of it. But one evening Mrs. Teachall "re ceived her friends" with a little music, a little lemonade and a good deal of conversation and it chanced that one of the pupils was a young cousin of nugo Har die's. He met Miss Bavard with a little surprise in his face. 'I thought you had left town," said he. "No," said Esperance, feeling her self blush like a poppy. "That was Yseult." 'You have tried all the evening to avoid me," said he quietly. I l thought it wouldn't be p.eas- ant for you to meet me!" stammered the poor girL "On the contrary," saia ne, ir, Is exceedingly pleasant. xou oo not know how often I have thought of you." "Yseult will be glad to hear" "Not of Miss Yseult of youl Esper ance," he added, "there are times when aman makes serious mistakes. I made one when I fancied that I liked your lister better than I did you. Your face has haunted me of late, with its sad sweetness. May I oome some times and see you here? I an sure Mm. Teachall will not object." "If you ohooss!" faltered Eiper ance, her heart fluttering behind Its blue silk bodies like a newly caged bird. And when Yseult Bavard came baok from Florida, having thrown up her position with the capricious rich lady in a fit of temper, she found her sister engaged t Hugo Hirdie. "Aud the lovely solitaire ring she wears," cried the indignant blonde, "Is the very on that was hiiirinn in the bunch of rosea that night! The very one mat came so near being mine!" Miss Bavard was right. It was the selfsame diamond. the had let her opportunity go by, and there are some opportunities that never come twice. Snow-Packing. We are not apt to think of the use of fee, or the obtaining of a freezing tem perature in warm weather to preserve meats and other perishable articles, as a practice of quite recent origin. Our grandfathers, and even in many cases our fathers, did not cut ice in winter, aud accordingly had no store of it to draw upon in summer. The natural coolness of an underground cellar had to serve for the preservation of such articles of food as would be spoiled by heat, and the butter was kept hard by dangling it in a pail in a deep well. The Komans, however, understood and practised, many centuries ago, the art of maintaining an artificial temper ature. They were fond of oysters, and transported them inland by the use of snow. Each oyster was packed in closely compressed snow which was surrounded by a layer of straw, and that in turn by a wrapping of woollep cloth. This method succeeded so well that Apicius was able to send oysters from Briiulisi to the Emperor Trajan in Armenia. These oysters by the way were from Lake Lucrinus in Italy, which was famous throughout the ancient times for the excellence of its oysters. They were the "Blue Points" of antiquity; and the Emperor Augustus thought so high ly of the lake which produced them that he provided it with a constant 6upply of water from the sea by cut ting an artificial channel at considera ble expense. It would be interesting to compare the quality of these ancient oyster i with those of our own day, as might possibly be done if Lake Lucrinus was still in existence. But the spot where Apicius gathered his oysters for th Emperor Trajan is now covered by s mountain about four hundred feet high, which was raised during an earthquake and volcanic eruption ir the year 1539. The epicurean Emperor Hellogaba ius, undoubtedly understood the art ot snow-packing, as described by Apicius, for it Is related that he would nevei eat sea fish except at a great distance from the sea. He would then bring from the salt water, at an immense expense, great quantities of the choicest kinds of iiah, and distribute them among the peasants of the In land country. Recollections of Daniel Webster The Boston Advertiser, reciting some of the tales of "old Mr. Cook of Red Hill, N. H.," gives this instance of the occasional sportirencss of great men : "Mr. Cook told to us, almost with theatrical effect, a story of the unbend ing of Mr. Webster and Judge Story, on the way up. They came, he said, not far up the ascent, to a noble oak. Mr. Webster made obeisance to it, and asked leave of Judge Story to intro duce Capt. Oak to him. Judge Story acknowledged the compliment, and in return, coming soon to a splendid birch tree, begged leave to introduce Mr. Webster to Madame Birch. Mr. Web ster thanked the judge for the offer, but remarked that he might save him self the trouble, as he had had an early introduction to her in his school-boy days." The same correspondent calls our at tention to the following impromptu lines, said to have been written by Mr. Webster in the album of a lady of Boston, who had requested him to write his name under that of Lafayette, whose autograph she had obtained on his then recent visit to this country. I give them as from a recollection of more than thirty years: "Dear, lady, I a little fear 'Tis dangerous to be writing here; Hit hand, who bade our Eagle fly, Trust his young wings and mount the sky-. Who bade across the Atlantic tide New thunder sweep, new navies ride Has traced in lines, of treuibling age, Hit autograph upon this page. Higher than Eagle soars Louder than that thunder roars His name will o'er the world be sounding, And o'er the waves of time rebounding ; While thousands as obscure as I Cling to his skirts, be still will fly, And spring to Immortality. If by his name I write my own, Twill take me where I am not known ; The cold salute will meet my ear, Pray stranger, how did you come heref " Webster was as modest as he was sportive, if these lines are a true token- Yanderbllt's English Stables. William K. Vanderbilt's stables on his estate at Oakdale, L I., which were ; designed by Richard M. Hunt,- have just been completed, at a cost of $400,- 000. They are filled by thoroughbreds, 1 and manned entirely by English men and boys. The furnishings, as far as possible, are English also. There Is a kitchen for the men and a mess-room. For the horses there is a bath and a tanbark ring underpass. HATED BY EVERYBODY. K MAN WHO ABUSED III9 FKL LOW MEN. ftobodv Dared Attend His Wife's Fu neral. A man who never was known to igree with anybody was just buried by hired mourners at Greenwood, says the New York Sun. His name was Henry J. Irving, and he lived for years in social ostracism upon a farm which he owned about two miles from Engle wood, N. J. He was nearly 70, but he lived entirely alone, because it was impossible for any one to abide in peace under the same roof with him. He died as he had lived, neglected aud alone, his dead body being found by a neighbor last Friday upon the back stoop of his house, where he had ex pired probably about fifteen hours be fore. In his early manhood Henry J. Irv ing was a lawyer of repute in New York. Little is known of his early career beyond the fact that he was at first successful and popular and that he was at one time a member of the Legislature, representing one .of the city Assembly districts. Something led him to abandon his profession and soured his whole life. No one among his neighbors of the past thirty or forty years knows what drove him from the city to the obscurity of farm life, but certain it Is that never within their memory has this eccentric man been at peace with his fellowmen. Quarrels were of his persistent seeking with all with whom he came in con tact, until he was avoided as carefully by the people around about as though he were afflicted with a plague. About five years ago his wife, good woman, died suddenly. She was much respected by her neighbors, yet such was the dread of Irving's quarrelsome temper that no cue at tended the funeral, for fear the old man might take it iuto his head to drive them out with a pitchfork. He had been known to do such things on more than one occasion. The husband was compelled to hire pall bearers to assist in the obsequies, and to go with him to his wife's grave. His spirit was In no degree softened by his wife's death. He seemed rather to grow more bitter and violent in his last year.. Every man he looked upon as his personal enemy; every man was a thief and a robber in his eyes. He was not a miser; but he was grasping in money affairs. He never paid a bill of any description without first heaping a torrent of abuse upon his creditor. Naturally everybody avoided doing business with him. He assumed a peculiar and some what ostentatious piety. He some times prayed in public in a conspicuous fashion. One of his neighbors did his teaming for Lim, but he hadn't the courage to present a bill for tlio work oftener than once a year. On ono oc casion he called with his bill just as Irving sat down to supper. The old man paid no attention to his caller until he had said grace, a ceremony that consumed nearly a half hour. Then he asked w hat was wanted, and the bill was handed to him. Irving jumped to his feet and cursed the man with a storm of the rankest blasphemy that could come from a man's lips. He raved until he was out of breath, winding up with a profane declaration that he would never pay the bill. Thj neighbor turned to go. "Hold on, you good-for-nothing thief, what are you going for ?" shout ed Irving. "You say you won't pay the bill, so I thought I would bo getting along," replied the man. "Yes, I will pay it, and then don't you ever let me see your faco again," and the old man handed over the money, while his creditor again started to go. "Come back, you dirty Dutch thief," hundered Irving. '-Did yoo think you were going to got away without giving me a receipt?" 'I didn't know you thought it ncccs- jary," suggested the long-sufiering aller. "Do you suppose I'd trust you ot anybody else? All men are thieves," and the ex-mcmbor of the bar went to his desk and laboriously drew up a full legal release from all claims, w hid) he compelled hi neighbor to sign before ho would allow him to depart. It was not long before he applied to the tamo man to do somo more work for hiin. Irving's last pubilo exploit was hit riolent opposition some time ago to th use of a echoolhouse in his neighbor hood by Episcopalians for services on Sunday afternoon.. He made things so warm for everybody concerned that '.he services wore abandoned because of tlio annoyance which his denunci ation cansed. Heart disease was probably the :aue of his death. In the corner of the piazza was a basin of water, and the old man was found with his ilceves rolled np, as thongh he was about to wash after doing his chores shout the stable. He leaves consider able property, though nobody knows bow much. Besides his farm of thirty or for,jr acres, he owned other real es tate is Euglewood and neighboring lowas worth nearly $60,000. The funeral took place Monday at Rich, field. None of the neighbors attended, and, as in the case of his wife's burial, it became necessary to hire pall bear ers to go with the body to the grave. He was buried by the side of his wife at Greenwood. Ho leaves no children. Two or three sisters survive him. One of them, now living in New York, whom he drove from his house in a fit bf anger many years ago, attended the funeral on Monday. SOME REMARKABLE THINGS BE, INO ACCOMPLISHED. Very remarkable results have at tended the treatment of cancer cases by electricity in England. The patient is anaesthetized : the current is then passed through the tumor and all the tissues for some inches around it by means of fine insulated needles, so ai not to injure the skin. The effects produced by the action of electricity consist in a cessation of growth, grad ual disappearance of pain, some shrink ing and hardening of the tumor, and enlarged glands, followed by improved nutrition and a better state of health. The growth, as a whole, does not dis appear, but remains as an inert mass, composed, in all probability, pf fibrous tissue alone. Dr. Harsons of the Chel- sea Hospital, who has effected many cures by the adoption of this treat I ment, says that a repetition of the ap ' plication is seldom necessary, and that ' in nearly every case one operation will 1 cause atrophy of the growth. The majority of his cases have been those in which the knife had failed, or in ; w hich the disease had progressed tor j far for the knife. The big guns turned out by the Eng lish arsenals are now fitted with a de vice to facilitate firing at night. The ordinary sights are illuminated by t small incandescent lamp, the rays from whicji, passing through a lens, are con- j verged, so that only a minute point oi line ot sight, just sumcient to distin guish the sight, is obtained. By meant of an adjustable resistance the lighl can be modulated to suit the degree ol darkness of the night or the eye of thr observer. The opening of the first submarine telephone cable has just taken place. The cable runs between Montevideo and Buenos Ayres, and is thirty-twc miles long, the total length with th overhead line being 180 miles. On thit line there are five intermediate stations all of which ran telephone and tele graph simultaneously with all th' other stations. An electric brake, designed by Prof. Forbes, has been tested with great success on an entire train of carriagei with which it has been fitted for us on a line in Russia. The chief gain it in point of ranidity of action. A trait of average length will feel tho brakt power throughout its length almost in stantaneously as against three or foui seconds required by the vacuum brake. An electric indicator of the namei of railway stations is coming into ust in England. A magnetic apparatui turning a roller on which are printed tho names of stations in good visiblt letters is fitted over the window ol every carriago with an electric bell t call the attention of passengers to tht change. The instruments are connect ed in 6cries, and arc under the contro of the guard, who changes the namci by a simple touch of a button befon the train stops. A novel application of electricity ii a triturator for grinding drugs, whicl is ingeniously fitted up to work bj electric motor, to save labor in chem ists' shops, er for dr.ig gr.nders. Thi mortar or mortars to tho number re quired aro mado to revolve by the elec trie motor, and a vr-y heavy porcelaii pctlo hangs Inside, tho neccssarj grinding being assured by tho re vol v ing of the heavy pestle by fiictioi against the side of tho aaortar. A vigorous crusade has been bcgui in England to put a stop to tho eysten of folhrtng sham electrical appliancei upon an ignorant public. A vendor oi "elcctropathic belts," which were said to cute sciatica and innumerable olhei si!meiits, has Leon brought icto court and punished for obtaiuing money uu- ficr falso pretences. Au improved search light consists ol a powerful arc light, usually of about 21,000-candlo power contained In I r.i'tal cylinder about thirty itches high by twenty-four to thirty inchei in diameter, or.c cud of which is cVecii by a silvered conclave r6flect;rig lens, Tliu apparatus is on a pivot, s thai 11 may bo revolved around the cc:-re and elevated and deprcetcd at vrlM. At 0--dinarily used the beam ef li-.ht pi-c- Jected from tic cyslinder le so con centrated thai at a distance of J.OCfl yards from the ship it illnm!natu a path only about fifteen yards in wid'.h. When necessary this path can be widened. A search light of S0.000 CA'ulics is supposed to reveal objects af a distance of two and a half miles. A military force on the march seems to suffer less from w hat is popularly knwn as suu-Btroke than civilians walking our crowded streets or engaged In mercantile and mechanical pursuits. Some plants appear to be able to grow and develop in total darkness. A committee of the Koyal Horticultural Society has been told of hyacinths that developed colored flowers, although pre vented by some accident from coming above the ground. SOME TUAITS OF MUNEEYS. They Sack a House With the System of m Band -f Robber. Greedy as a monkey is a vulgar ex pression. Houzeau says that those per sons who assert that iuonkeys will not have to do again with intoxicating drinks after having once been made their victiuu were more desirous of teaching a moral lesson than of telling the exact truth. Most tamed monkeys are reidy enough to drink wine and brandy, and will help themselves to Ihein. They like to get tipsy, and will indulge themselves whenever they can, in spite of chastisements. Their in toxication is characterized by the same symptoms as mau's weak knees, thick 'ongue, and unsteady movements. This ideutity of the effects of intoxi cation extends to other animals; while, as we have seen, moukeys of different Specie often exhibit antipathies to one another, those of the same species will assist oue another, provided they are not sexual rivals. Thit trait of mutual helpfulness appears to exist in all ani mals that have organs of prehension as among the climbing birds and those insects which have mandibles. The instinct is quite well developed among monkeys, and those of the same family or troop exhibit traits of mutual assist ance that might be very properly com pared with those shown by men in their relations with one another. The moukeys In Sumatra, according to Cesare Moreno, are very trouble some in the gardens, aud even in houses, when they can find entrance into them; and no kind of Inclosure seems adequate to protect fruits and vegetables from their depredations. Forming a line in order to pass their spoil from hand to hand, they scale the walls, enter at the doors or wiu dows, and leisurely pillage all that they can find. Then they retire to the woods, to dress themselves up in gayly colored cloths which they may have stolen, while they have a particular fancy for whatever will give a metal reflection. They will divide their trinket! among themselves, or quarrel about them, and dress themselves up in them in a grotesque style; and then, like children having become tired of them, will leave them hanging in the branches or let them fall to the ground, and care no more for them. They seem to be thieves by instinct, for the mere plea sure of stealing, when they are not catering to their appetites; and they are capable of sacking a house and carrying off everything movable in it with the system and concert of a band of robbers. They observe a kind of discipline in their operations, and post their scouts, to inform them in sea son when it is time to run away; and this, when warned, they can do with wonderful simultaneousness. A Skank Farm. The skunk farm of Fred Clark Is about four miles from Mt. Morris (N. Y.) on the other side of the Genesee River. It is stocked with 160 skunks, aud very soon Mr. Clark expect that this number will be increased to 1000 or more. Mr. Clark began raising skunks for the purpose of Milling their skins oue year ago last fall. He select ed a barren acre of land on a steep hill side as a site for his farm. He sur rounded this plot with a close board fence three feet high and set deep in a stone foundation which skunks can neither undermine nor dig through. He dug long, narrow holes into the side hill, hollowed out a pit about as big as a half-bushel basket at the end of each hole, laid boards over the pits and ap proaches, and then threw on earth enough to prevent the penetration of the cold in winter. Then Mr. Clark caught his skunks. His neighbors had laughed at him a good deal when he first told them of his plan to raise skunks and sell their skins. When he built his high board fence and honey combed his father's sidehill with skunk nests they laughed harder, and told all the people at the old Pine Tavern cross roads and at the Moscow corner grocery about foolish young Clark, who had spent so much money laying out a ikunk farm before he got his skunks. They didn't know that Mr. Clark aas a skunk tamer, and they thought he couldn't catch his stock without an experience which would sicken him of the whole enterprise. Mr. Clark went skunk hunting, nevertheless, with a spade and two market baskets. When ever he found a woodchuck's hole which gave indications that it contained skunks he dug into it. He found eighteen skunks on the first day of his hunt. He picked them up out of their holes by the back, neck or tail, just as they happened to come, and they never objected. They were as docile as kit tens in his haLds. After he had filled both basket with skunks, Mr. Clark came upon two big black fellows, especially valuable for breeding pur poses. He caneht them, removed his coat and tied a knot in tha end of each sleeve, and tucked a skunk in through each arm hole. When the neighbors saw him come home at the end of his first hunt with a basketful of skunks on each arm, a coatful of skunks thrown over his shoulder, and smelling only of the pines and hemlocks, th y stopped laughing at him aud his stock farm. Mr. Clark's novel business has pros pered. Last May twenty black she skunks ou his farm bore and reared 140 little skunks. Mr. Clark then killed off about thirty head of his old 'stock and sold the t-kins to bnyers for New York fur dealers for $50. For the coal-black skins the buyers pay $1.50 each; for a half-striped skin, $1 ; for a full-s riped, 75 cents; for a white sknnk skin only 25 or SO cents. Since last May Mr. Clark has been killing off his striped and white skunks. He has scoured the woods along the Gen esee River for the finest black he skunks and has caught some twenty or more of ihem, coal black aud as large as tom-cats. He thinks he ha. In them a guaranty of the blackness of the 800 or more little skunks which he expects next month. It has been estimated that one ton of coal gives enough ammonia to furnish about thirty pounds of crude sulphate, the present value of which Is about 12 per ton, and there being 10.) 00,000 tons of coal annually distilled for gas, no less than 133,929 tons or sulphate, of the money value of 11,607,149, are pro duced. Leading Euiopean phvslclansexpr ss the belief In very positive terms that Mini's disease v curable. Hezcklah Budl ..g-s Walk. Hezekiah Budloug is the name of a portly business man who lives in a fashionable block in West Steenth-st, New York, says the Tribune. Now, Hezekiah has lately been reading about the importance of walking as an exer cise, aud, after thinking the matter over, he determined to walk every day from his house to his office. So the other morning, after making his will and biading good-by to his family for Hezekiah is a methodical man he sallied out from his elegant home with the elation aud anxiety that great ex plorers always feel. He swore softly to himself when the outler of his neighbor, Jinks, who was cleaning the sidewalks, swept about half a bucket of water on. him But when two other butlers did the same thing before he got to Fifth-ave., his language became not only explo sive, but extremely audible. Inasmuch however, as it was raining so hard that an umbrella was useless, be finally con cluded that he would get wet anyhow, and therefore the modus operandi was a matter of small consequence. He then turned into Fifth-ave. and was beginning to enjoy the stroll down that justly admired thoroughfare when he was almost Bickeued by the odor from an exposed aud leaking sewer pipe. But he didn't have time to think of that long before his nostrils were assailed by another odor equally vile, which came from a wagon filled with garbage of au evidently ancient via tage. Just at that moment, too, he passed au ashman, who was in the act of emptying a large sized ashcan. As the rain had ceased and the wind had come up, Mr. Budlong's wet garments were at once covered with a thick coat ing of the best grado of Lehigh Valley red ashes. The ruin to his clothes was baa enough, but what tried Hezekiah's tem er most was that the ashes blinded him so that he did not see a window washer who was using one of those long-handled scrubbers with great vig or and energy. Of course, therefore, Hezekiah came into collision with him, for it is a well-known fact that no window-washer ever looks out for pe destrians; he works on the theory that be owns the t-idewalk and the breadth thereof. The result of the collision was that Hezekiah was hit on the nose with the end of the long pole. This aroused the indignation of the honest window-washer, who denounced him as a vile "chump," 'fer gittin' in der way." No further mishaps occurred until Hezekiah was crossing to Broad way, when he slipped in the slime which coveres that historic street, and ;ame within an ace of being run over by a street car and a brewery wagon. After going iuto a barber shop and paying a quarter to have his clothes brushed, he pursued his journey down Broadway. He had not gone far be fore a subway worker hit him in the itomach with a shovelful of odorifer us dirt, and while he was giving the ;rinning navvy a piece of his mind, a falling electric wire hit him on the bead. Naturally ho expostulated with the careless workman who had dropped die wire, but tbo only reply of that individual was, "Oh, wot's der matter tvid yer; Der wire's dead." This retort was hugely enjoyed by all the ivstanders, aud Hezekiah felt that he aas looked upon as a crank of tho worst kind. It would be impossible to relate all die troubles of Hezekiah en this terrible aip. He finally reached his ofiice more dead than alive, and it was fully a week before ho recovered from the effects of his adventure. He has not since tried to walk down town, and, it is almost needless to say, he has firm ly resolved never to do so again. Fanenll Hall Visitors. Among the first attractive things that come to the eyes of the visitor to Faneuil Hall, Boston, is a tin sign, on which tho following verso appevf in letters of white paint: f CRFKrixa. Each visitor to Faoeull Hall May on the superintendent call; You'il welcome be. "The visiters' Bool" Ides on the table. You msy look And read the name of many a son And daughter, too; then writ, your own No fc to pay. With each 5ew Year We print ho-r many folks come here. It is estimated that of the great onmber of visitors at the hall during the year, about one-third of them take heed 01 tho sign above referred to and sign their names and places of resi dence in the visitors' book. During the year 1889 there were 9465 names of persons, claiming residences in nearly all parts of the world placed pon the book, which 1 wi increase of SI vver tho number on the book of tho preceding year. This is somewhat neticoable, because the hall was closed for repairs about throe weeks in the rammer season when sightseers a: meat numerous. The book of 1889 thows the number of visitors by months to be as follows: January, 824; Feb ruary, 280; March, 595; April, 671; May, 965; June, 393; July, 441; An- rust, 2764; September, 1299; October, 76; November, 625 ; December, 818. The extreme danger to life attend ant upon breaking a jam or logs Las been overcome by usin dynamite cart ridges on the end of long poles. Theso are pushed nnder the jam and x-bloded. NEWS IN MUEF. -Gold Is shipped abroad In V.egs. CVabs chew their food wit& their lefs. The tomato is a native ot Houth Ameiica. Photographs were first produced la England in 1302. It is an Interesting fact that there are no bald headed tramps. Only six horses l ave ever trotted twenty miles within one hour. A Connecticut merchantadvertise "it on bedsteads an 1 bead ins." A uuiversity in Denver h"s estab lished a course of lectures on insur ance. A dog at Deposit. N. Y., found a pocket-book containing J-tCMJ a few days ago. A miner dressed in armor went In to a burniDg mine at Republic, Mich., to fight the lire. In the interior of South America chocolate, cocoanuts and eggs are used as currency. There was recently received In New London, Conn., a banana weighing two and a half pounds. The Egyptians had a very remark able ordinance to prevent persons from borrowing imprudently. The Chinese paper currency is red, white and yellow paper, with gilt letter ing and gorgeous devices. It is estimated that it takes 60,000 tons of binder twine to do up the annual American grain crop. It Is said that apes have a languages A new race has been discovered a the Phillipiue Islands. An attempt to climb the H'malaya will be made by Explorer Conway. The new United States tlx teen Inch gun will be forty-nine aud a bait feet long and weigh 125 tons. J. W. Hood, of Fr.mkfort, Ind , has turned blue from the effects of medicines taken for epileptic fits. A harness that looks luminous In the dark has been invented. It is In tended to prevent collisions at night From observations ou the transit of Mercury recently taken at the Lick Ob servatory, the diameter of the planet Is given at 211' 0 miles. Mrs. Mary Lowell, of Sew York, a practical electrician, has iuvented a contrivance by which she Is enabled to light ber kitchen Ore from ber bed room. It has been calculated that the ao tual amount of salt contained in the ocean would cover an area of 5,0u0.00C square miles with a layer one mile thick. A clock "fvr pointing out the di rection of the earth's orbiUil motion in the ether" wa9 recenily exhibited to the Loudon Physical Society by Frof. Lodge. A sheet of aluminum 12 inches square aud one inch thick weighs 14 pounds. A bar of aluminum one Inch square and 12 inches thick will weigh 1.17 pounds. The latest improvements in the long distance telephones have raised the question of the probability of their be ing put Into operation between this country and Europe. At Cambridge, England, butter Jj sold by the yard, a pound of the article being rolled into a roll a yard long and sold in sections to suit buyers. Paul Revere, the hero or the fam ous ride, was the President of Bostou's first Board of Health. It was organized in Faneuil UallinlTOU. A Lewistou (Mo,) girl drowned a kitten recently and buried It behind the barn. The old cat dug it up, took it into the kitchen, aud brought it to life, and It is living now. Hannibal Hamlin's grandfatbei had four sons, named respectively Europe, Asia, Africa, and America, but the late Vice-President was a sou of a fifth, named Cyrus, and was named for the latter's twin brother, Hannibal. The low grades of m lasses made on the Louisiana plantatijns aie now sprinkled over the dry crushed cane, and materially Increases Its usefulness, as fuel for the furnaces. Among recent Inventions is an auto matic pump. It shuts itself off by a slow closing switch when the tank Is full, and starts again just Lefore the tank be comes empty. An automatic life-?aving belt that can be shaped into a ball, fired from a gun, or thrown by hand, has recen'lj been tried on the Thames. It rights itself upon contact with the water. The following is a ludicrous custom affected among the nobility of Bavaria. Upon any nobleman's engaging In trade, mechanics, manual labor or like occupation, he must Deeds d:op hit title while so employed, but whbn can be resumed upon givlug up the occupa tion, Plin'iramon, the St. Bernard, Is the biggest dog known. At the Birming ham show, England, on tho morning ol judging, November 27, 18-:5, he weighed pounds. He Man 1s thlrtv-five inch es lilu'h at the Phoulder. He was sold in 1SS8 to the late .1. K. Emmet, of Al bany, N. Y., for $6000. The Sahara, the largest desert In the world, Is about 30C0 miles in length in average breadth alxmUHHl miles, and a total area of al out 2,ooo,000 square miles. Tarts of it could be made very productive if a liberal supply of water for irrigating purposes wore souw t by means of artesian wells. An English firm of potters havs produced the largest v.iso In the world, it Is of china, its chief feature being a globe representing the world, which it supported ou a pedestal and surioundeJ by mythologies! flames. The vasm -i eleven feet high and six ftct, four inchej ladiameter. its cost was $i7,o0J. A Toons; Hsro n.-nerei. The secretary of the nvy does honov (O the memory cf one of the braves! of the brave in bestowing the name ol Cushing upon the new torpedo boa', which the Herreshoft's win lainoh In few weeks iron; irrefr yard at Bristol, R. I. Commaader William B. Own ing, who destroyed the rabe! nam Albe marle and did a soon of arts of daring which won for him a national repnt tlon before he was twenty-three, had s brief and brilliant career, dying al ihe early age of thirty-two. He was woi known in Boston ad Irs vicinity, where there are many who will he glad to learn that hi. retrace and Mi services are to he reognl7cd la tha naming of the new navy. 4 i IV it i a