DIANA'S LOYE STORY. 1 I often told Adam that our home on trie Bald mountain was exactly like living- on a solitary island out at sna. We were all surrounded with floating wreaths of fog, which looked for all the world like whlto-capped waves. For weeks at a time nobody came near us, but I do not mind. The doctors had told Adam that the restora tion of his health depended on his living for a few years at this high alti tude, and what sort of a sister should I have been to let him stay alone in the little brown cabin, where the smoke from the charcoal pits ascen ded night and day, as if the place were an extinct volcano, and never had left off belching fire and smoke? We took turns, Adam and I, like a Vigilance committee. I worked all day in the little stone-walled garden trying to make the rose bushes and hollyhocks believe they were down in some sheltered valley, and staffing about my little odds and ends of house work; and when the sunset died away on Bald crag, and the whip-poor-wills began to sing below us, Adam, who had slept all day. sallied out to the charcoal pits to keep his lonely vigil for we were poor people, and had to earn our living as best we could. And all went very smoothly until old Uncle Pomp, the colored man. an nounced his intention of abandoning the charcoal business. Ts gettin' old." said L'ncle Pomp, "uu' I ain't neider a bald egle nor yet a lizznrd. to lib a-top o' de mountain no longer. It's too dosprit lonesome fur ole Pomp!" "But think what it is for us," rea soned Adam. "You's young folks," obstinately uttered Uncle Pomp. "Tings is alto geddar different wid yous." So we were left alone, which made matters pretty hard for Adam. No body cared to come up Hald mountain if they could possibly make a liveli hood anywhere else. But one evening, just as I was get ting ready to take a chicken sandwich and a pail of tea to the charcoal pit for Adam's supper, a tall, red-shifted man came swinging up the stony path to ward our gate. ' Heard you wanted help up this way," said he, t king off his cap and inclining his head not ungracefully. My heart leaped within me. "Oh," rricd I, -'we do!" "What sort of work is it?" ho said, looking curiously around him. "There don't seem to be much chance for farming up bore, and I haven't seen any mill machinery nor shafts for ore." "'Tend'ng the charcoal pit," I ex plained. "Sit down and ro-t a little, and I will show you where my brother is. Will you have a drink of tea and a sand wick?" Ha drank eagerly; he ate as if he had not tasted food for a week. I watched him the while. He was dark, strong-featured, sinister-looking, with a close shaved-face. yet I felt no sentiment of fear or aversion to him. "Now," he said at last, "I am ready. " He tended the fires that nignt while Adam slept. "Can you board him. Di?" said Adam. "Why not? He'd be a much pleas anter boarder than Uncle Pomp. I'm sure," said I, laughing. See those beautiful red lilies he h;is transplanted so carefully Into my garden that they havn'tdrooped a loaf! See the funny lit tle turtle he brought from Black brook for my aquarium. Oh. by the way. no one has told me his name." "It is rather an unusual one John Smith," Adam answered." I 'What brought him on top of Bald mountain?" "He was out of work, and heard that I needed a hand up here. He is very bright and intelligent and has traveled a good dual. I rather like the fellow." John Smith remained a month with us. He did a great deal more than hi9 share of the work. "The squire isn't over strong," he said, nodding toward Adam, "and he ought to be favored. He shall be, as long as I am here." i It whs in the spring of the year, and John Smith helped me with my little flower garden. He brought home rare hirri'a eortva fro- mv pdtlnftiAn' ha ! - & - - . . ...... , , j evinced a knowledge of plants that quite surprised me on one occasion when we unexpectedly came across a rare orchid in the woods. "I should think you would be a good gardner, John," said I, "I was a gardner once. I had charge of a house full of Jamaica ferns, and looked after a forcing house for early peaches that brought 1 apiece in market" "Why did you leave your place?" "Oh, for a variety of reasons! Look here, Diana! you've set this lily bulb too far in the shale. Bring it for ward a little." I colored a little. I felt that per haps I had asked an impertinent ques tion. But. after all, he did not seem of fended, because he worked long after dusk making the border of wild violets for my flower bed. so that the newly transplanted roots should get the bene fit of the coming shower that muttered along the west. It was the very next dny that Ralph Maddox came up Bald Mountain and aaked me to marry him. "OX course vou baiJ 'yes!" said Adam, when he questioned me about . It afterward. "Of course I said no" " Adam oped his eyes very wide. "Why, I thought you liked Ralph Maddox!" said he. "One can't marry every man one likes,'" said I pettishly. "But wo are poor, little sister, and the Maddoxes have the finest house in the village and it is a desolate sort of life for you to live up here on Bald mountain." "I never was so happy in my life as ( am on Bald mountain, now!" cried I. Adam whistled. "There is no accounting for tastes," abserved he. I sung merrily over my work a I ;ot tea that evening the simple tea, at which Adam was my first guest, John Smith my last For it was Adam's night at the charcoal pits. The fragrance of the tea, the appriz ing odor of the wild-strawberry short rake, t be waffles that I myself had bak td how plainly I remember it all! I was clearing off the table; John sat on the doorstep, reading the weekly paten- "What are you reading?" I asked aa I stopped to give the cat her sauce of milk. He laughed. It seems the Baldville villager have had a dreadful p.inic." said he. There's a rumor that Mad Mortimer it somewhere in hiding In their midst Think of that!" "Who la Mad Mortimer?" I asked. Haven't you heard of him? A fam ous safe cracker and forger one o. those genteel highwaymen you reat about " I don't read about them." Well, that other folks read about who make polite speeches to the lad lea while they pocket their sllvei spoons and cameo ear drops. Bah The humbug there Is in this world! say. Di!" "Well?" "If the fellow really wanted to hld himself, where could he do it bette: than in just such a place as this?' said Smith. "Who ever comes here?' "Well, I hope he won't!" said I. "You're a plucky girl, Di. I don' oelieve you'd be afraid even of Ma Mortimer!" "Yes, I should!" I persisted. 'Remember, the devil isn't alwayi as black as he's painted!" "John, don't talk that way!" 'Di, put down that dish-towel Come here!" "Why?" "I've got something to say to yon. I've been a lving scoundrel all thes weeks. I am the runaway soamp tha men would scotch as they would t snake! I am Mad Mortimer. I tel you this because the chase Is getting too hot in my vicinity. I must g away!" I looked at him in surprise. Was ! dreaming? "I'm not such a vlllian as folks would believe," he went on. "If could explain all, you would under stand that Tve been more sinned against than sinning, Di. But there's no use in talking about that Good-by, my girl! Tell Adam how it was Tell him to keep my secret" "John, you are not going to leave us?" "Would you have me stay to be hunted down as the lerrets hunt i rat?" I burst into tears. In a moment he had me clasped in his arms. "Di! you don't mean to say that you care whether I live or die? Di.. wa it because of this that you said 'No' to Ralph Maddox?" My brimming eyes must have be trayed the secret that my lips refused to frame, for he drew one short quick breath, his face glowed. "My girl," said he. "this is like I new life to me. Til make mysell worthy to claim you yet see if I d( not! One kiss do, my brave girl! And now, good-by!" So he left me. This happened years ago. Th next spring a new mill proprietoi bousht the Allaire property and settled down at Baldville. He was dark, with a heavy blacl oeard. softer than any silk, covering his face. I am not sure I should hav known him myself had it not been foi a certain bright look a smile a trick of utterance. Ills father came witl him to inspect the purchase a fino, gray-haired gentleman one l)r Burgoyne, from Xew York. "We are going to put up some con servatories for you, my dear," said he. John tells me you like flowers. Joht is a great amateur gardener in his way also. I feel a deal safer to leave hin here, now that he has had the coot fortune to win you for his wife. H has been wild in his day a little wild but he always loved his old father, and he has had the sense to choose I wife like you. He'll do well now, don't doubt" And John came up and placed a b!u orchid in my hand. "Your favorite color, Di!" said ho. So we were married, and, like th people In the children's story-books lived hnppy ever after." The only reference to my husband'i past history that I ever heard, outside of our home, was on a summerevening when I chanced to see two of the mil: hands gathering blackberries on the rocky side of Bald mountain, as our pony carriage wound along the steei road the pony carriage that John always allowed me to drive for myself. "There's a queer story," said one to the other, "that the famous cracks man. Mad Mortimer, once hid a montt in this very cave, behind these wild clematis trails, that time the Xew York detectives were hunting for the Bigley bank cate. I wasn't living here then, but I've often heard of it.'' "So have I," said the other. "Bui I didn't know that was the place. Plucky fellow, wasn't he? By the way, how did it all end? They treed him at last, didn't they?" Not they. Came pretty near it up In Maine, but he gave 'em the slip once for 1L "Gave them tho slip? How?" "Didn't you ever hear? Rode oil a precipice, forty feet high, with his loaded revolver in his hand, just as Ihey were chuckling to think of the reward they were going to get Body nover was recovered And that was the end of Mad Mortimer. Ho died as he had lived clear grit to the end." "Mam m i, do stop Kox a minute!" ried my little boy breathlessly. "Lot me look at the cave where the robber chief hid from his enemies. Only one minute, mamma!" Presently he came back, panting. "Such a jolly deep cave," said he. "But I should't think a man could hide there a month, should you?" "No," I answere , absently. ' should not think he could." A Railroad on Tree Tods. In Sonoma connty, Cal. , there exists an original piece of railroad engineer ing and building that Is not found in books. In the npper part of that conn ty, near the coast, may be seen an ac tual railroad bed on tree tops. Be tween the Clipper Mills and Stua t Point where the road crosses a deep ra ine, the trees are sawed off on a level with the surrounding hills, and the timbers and ties laid on the stamps. In the center of the ravine mentioned two huge red wood trees, standing side l y side, form a snbatanttal rnpport These giants have been lopped oS seventy-five feet above the bed of the creek. Ibis natural tree bridge is con sidered one of the wonders of theQold en Htate, and for safety and security is all that may be desired. A sheriff In Southern California hunt escaped prisoners with bloodhounds. FARM AND GARDEN. JBSCRVATI0N3 WORTHY OF NOTE IN RURAL AFFAIRS. Ksiab of Fancy Gatea for tha Reneflt of Tl im lTt Who Ma; Ba Contemplating thw Lttzury of all Ornamental Fcoco Atoat Their I.awn or Garden. Serviceable farm gates, gates desira ble for their durability, cheapness and Ine ease with which they may be constru c t e d, tare otlen been described, but Due seldom sees oitber illustra tion or descrip txm of fancy Sates suitable to anish o3 as or trap iTTni U !i It i ii I II asmental. fence. decorative oate. In the accompanying cut9 are shown three models.of gates that any carpenter can make, and -which may be appropri ately cued' with almost any style of picket, rustic or ornamental barb wire DBnco. A convenient si2e for these gates is three feet six or eight inches wide. The ipace between the posts for an ordinary door yard gate may be three feet ten inches. This is, however, a matter to' be decided by circumstances and the use to which the gate is to be put. A wide gate is mora convenient than narrow one, especially when there is occasion to pass in and' out with any wheeled vehicle as a baby carriage or wheelbarrow. The designs here' given to susceptible to various modifications CHEAP FANCY OATES. snd changes that may be required to urit the special style of fence with which the gate is to be used. These fancy rates are best made of strong, light wood. Alfalfa. Alfalfa ts a perennial plant, in many respects resembling clover. It has long been known in Europe, and its most ex tensive cultivation in this country is In California and some of the western and loathem etate9. It seems especially adapted to dry climates, and succeeds best on a lisht sandy or loam soil with a. anbsoil through which its long top roota can penetrate and find their way to inoistufev It has been grown success fully at tho Geneva station in Now York, but ih experiments on farms in different porta of Vermont has been largely win ter IriUOOv It will not thrive amon; Weeds but must have clean land the first feat. Ift reply to inquiries that have been -made no better answer can be given than a "brief statement of some of its bad snd good points as discovered at differ sat otato stations throucrhiiut thA covin :ry and summarucd by tuo central ollice it Washington. Anions its disadvantages it has been "ounl less hardy than clover and not o aaSily established. If allowed to yrow oo long the stalks become hard .ml ivoody. Cattle cannot be safely pas tured on it except in dry regions. It re quires peculiar treatment t make 'ol lay. Its jJiiO'l qualities are that when snce well established it lasts for years. it withstands drought well, gruwt up. idly and may bo cut early and will tur aish. several crops of green fodder each season; If proerly cured it makes s.x I lay and is relished by all farm uiiiiiMl. in brief, while valuablo as a feeding staff and as a fertilizing crop, it re quires peculiar conditions of climate mi l sod for its growth and careful culture 'ad curing to make it a profitable crop. -Raising Pullet for Fes'- If you Want good laying hens in winter, sprites a correspondent of The Now York World, Veep an eye on your early hatch ed t bickens, and select the bvt developed and healthy looking pullets fur furnish ing yon with P5?s next winter. Fot several weeks after hatching the youn.3 chicks should bo fed a little five or su time?, a day. After they are half grown, three or four times it day not to fatter them, but to make them glow. I would give but very little grain, and that shonlJ bo mostly wheat, oats or rye, some buck wheat, and ery rarely a littlo cracked eorn. Two rations out Of every thr should be soft food made of wheat bran, shorts, mashed potatoes and n ' V corn meal, all well stirred np tv.tr..-r. It mixed tip witli milk instead of water il will be greatly improved. Give the scraps from the fable through the day alon With their other rations. See to it that they have green food ol sumo description and plenty of fre.sli wa ter. Green clover and cabbage leaves will be etcellent; also a little bone meal in their mash, and gravel should always be within their reach. By forcing the bert pulltts in this way yon will 1 ' quite sure to set them to laying in the ' fall, which, if properly housed and fed, : they will Continue through the winter, when, if left to shift far themselves and -make a slow and scanty growth until j oold weather, they are not likely to lay stall until next 'spring. Stool t emit the Mat System. On the trial grounds Of tho Experi ment station at Geneva, N. Y., were planted for testing two rows of each va riety 6f strawberries, one grown in the rtcol system, the ftther allowed to mat to the width of two feet, twelve plants m each row, the rows threw feet iipart. Experience in past years has been the largest individual fruits from the plants in the Stool row, and the largest yield of marketable fruit from th matted row. This year the matted rows gave both the largest yield and the largest berries, nd in addition bloomed and fruited from three to five days in advance of the rtool rows. The condition ot the corn crop is low- set in the eastern part of the Ohio val ley and relatively high In the corn states further west. There is to be a competitive exhibit of jemi-tropical fruits at the World's fair between California and Florida. From Emporia, Kan., come reports of mammoth procession of farmers' or- i janizations headed by the Farmers' Al- , lance, in which soma 0,000 persona JOWOd. Yn ircip tdviwq T'lintjv'r-in'ier Jan't you assume a more pleasant ex imssion than that? Just think of your lest gin a iew minutes. Young Man (sadly) "it wouldn't lo any good. She refused me a week igo. ' The cnqallant jcdoe. Judge 3uffy (to a female witness) "What is our age madam? ' Witness (hesitatingly) "I have seen ixteen snmmeis." Judge DufIy-"II)w many years were ou blind?" Unselfish creaturk. ''No, Tlar- v I am sorry; but I m sure tliat we sonld not be happy together. You know always want my own wy in eveijr .hiug." "But, my flear girl, you could go on (.anting- it' after we were married." SSI lill Plana for Two Styles of Hmii Malta flit Troughs That Prevent Crowilinf aim) V'netiual Feeding -How to Keep Gralu Free from Weevils. The name of patent pig troughs is legion. Some possess superior joints, but as a rule the farmer is averse to pat ented articles when convenient contriv ances for the same-purposes can be made at homo at a comparatively small ex penditure in money. Fig. 1 illustrates a simple trough in use in Australia. It is eo constructed as to prevent crowding and unequal feeding. A trough (Q) is located besida a fence or division m the pen, a board (g) about I) feet wid is hinged to the por tion at b. When feeding is to be done pull on the handle c, when the position indicated by the dot ted lines U assumed; yon can then pour in the swill or coarse feed and distribute It evenly in the . rrg of Test n jrmr IE to. 1 rES'D VIEW OP AV5TR.ALI.VV trocoh. trough. The handle c is released, and the occupants simultaneously commence feeding. The plan snown in Fig. 2 14 Intended t prevent crowding, and is thua de scribed by Prairie Faamef , in Which the foregoing cuts brigirialiy appeared: The top of the trough is divided into separate apartment by cleats, as shown. Thoy -u FIO). 2 -HOME MADE PfO TR&COH. should be made of hard v.'o6d, with rounded edges, and firinly Railed not more than one foot apart. The plan shown at Fig. 1, while more expensive, is well worth tho extra outlay. nu.ldlng Fruit Trees. The essential conditions for fcnddins are a free flow of tho sap in the stock and a corresponding one in the tree from which tha buds are taken. Only when the baric on the stock can be easily sep arated from the wood can tho operation be successfully performed. Budding is to be preferred to grafting fof all tha 6tone fruits and in case of failure can be repeated on the same stock, Mnd is best performed on young stocks Of ono Or two years' growth. The buds are taken from scions of the present season's growth, which should bo cut from thrifty young trees. In budding select a smooth place on tho stem of the stock to be budded, within three or.four inches of tho eround. Make an upright cut Just throng 'tho bark, about an inch and a half long.with n cross cut at its top, nd within the slit thus made insert tha bud by raising the brk ttuftk-iently with the knife. The bnd-s for the purpose are removed from tha stick of scions a.H they are wanted by a siniH.ith cut with a sharp knife, usually taking with the bud a very thin shavinj of the wood. The burl is tlien Inserted in tho slit under the bark, ami the stock is bandaged over the wound with some kin 1 of coarse twine, leavii g tlni buj itself uncovered by the tie. If the union of the bud to the stock takes it will he manifest in a couple cf weeks, when tho wrapping can be removed. In the sprirrg the stick should be cut off a little aboe the growing bud How to Mmn-.'o CiiUIl Comh lliny Comb honey taat has become old and candied so that it cannot ha removed liy the honey extractor may be managed by Mrs. L. Harrison's method. This, ac cording f the lady's own story, is as follows: The honey was mashed up in a pin and sot over a kettlo of boiling water and stirred frequently. Eefore the hotiey was very hot t!ie wax had risen to the surface, and being set out in tho col I quickly congealed, so that the warm honeycould bs poured from under it through coffee strainer iuto another vessel, leaving the was, in the pan. Af ter the honey was melte.t tho wax was all melted up together, an l considerable honey of inferior quality was under it, which cm be lcpt separate and used for cooking, making gingerbread, etc. The rinsings of vessels used in manipulating tiie honey will make excellent vinegar. The wax can be melted in a pan over boiling water, and should bo poured, when melted, through a hot coffeo strainer, and when cool will be Of a uxht straw color. Paving lee.X. The process of rendering wax as com monly practised is not only troublesome but wasteful. Inasmuch, therefore, A3 the supply of wax is scarcely equal to the demand, it behooves beekeepers to practice more economical methods. The increased demand is duo to the popular ity of foundation. The most approved plan of rendering wax is by the use- of a wax extractor, of which there are several in the market. Where one has no ex tractor tho wax may be put into a strong, rather coarse bag, which is placed in water and boiled. The bag must ba placed on a plate or other object to pre vent its touching.the bottom of the ves sel and so becoming burned. The wax will collect on the top of the water. Where it is desired to mold tho wax in to cakes use a deep basin, and when cool, i any impurities arc found on the bot tom, shave them off and melt this por tion again. "German G. Gloger, Druggist, Watertown, Wis. This is the opinion of a man who keeps a drug store, sells all medicines, comes in direct contact with the patients and their families, and knows better than anyone else how remedies sell, and what true merit they have. He hears of all the failures and successes, and can therefore judge: "I know of no medicine for Coughs, Sore Throat, or Hoarseness that had done such ef fective work in my Coughs, family as Boschee's Sore Throat, German Syrup. Last winter a lady called Hoarseness, at my store, who was suffering from a very ! severe cold. She could hardly talk,) and I told her about German Syrup , and that a few doses would give re-, lief; but she had no confidence in, patent medicines. I told her to take a bottle, and if the results were not satisfactory I would make no charge for it. A few days after she called and paid for it, saying that she would never be without it in future as . a few doses had given her relief." Ot ft A Svtud vmoHrie( The smallest is ths best in pills, other things being eanal. But, with Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pel lets, nothing else is equal. They're tho best, not only because they're the smallest, and the easiest to take but because they do more good. They cleanse and regulate the liver, stomach and bowels in a way the huge, old-fashioned pill doesn't dream of. Think of trying to rcgu' late the system with the ordinary pilL It's only good for upsetting it. These are mild and gentle but thorough and effective, no pain no griping. One little pellet for a laxa tive three for a cathartic The best Liver Pill known. Sick Head ache, niliotis Headache, Constipa tion, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks and all derangements of the liver, stomach and bowels are prevented, relieved and cured. Put up in sealed vials a perfect s-est-pocket remedy, always conven ient, fresh and reliable. Thgy'ro the cieajest pill yon can bny for they're guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money is re turned. It's a plan peculiar to Dr. Pierce's medicines. You pay only for the good you get. Can you ask more? 4x trcrexx&sAxx exfzbiexob Sjw a Xndiaa Frightened a Tint by Kia War-Whoops It b welt-known'fact that monkey? 4re a great difliko to the presence of ilgcr in their haunts, and will follow hia -noyemcnts in the forest and annor him o every possible way. Peacocks ao th wme, screaming and fluttering in tbs irees overhead, o that sportsmen and Hhers in dangerous localities are put oa :hcir guard against tho common enemy. On ouo occasion it bapucned that two mortsmen in Upper India, after a fair jy' shooting, wero returning to camp, when a troop of monkeys overhead be ;nn bounding about in great agitation, shattering and maklrlg hideous gnmsces, is though half enraged or terrmed at the light oieomc object beneath them. "What can be tho mutter witb thsea noQkeysi" asked one of tba eportsmea )f the native guiuo w ho -attended them. "I suppose they eco a tiger 1" replied 'he native, with perfect cooloesi m .bough it were quite a matter of cottraa :o mcet ona of t'uc3e striped beauties dor !sg as afternoon walk ia tho jungle. This was very alarming, but thero wto aothia? for it but to wntk on a quickly possible. Scarcely, however, had they brocceded another fifty yards when they found themselves face to faro with aa :iormous tij.T engaged ia tearing up the carcase of a wild hog which he had just destroyed. Tho creature seemed somewhat to be tiken nb.-ick at the sild. den encounter; ho drew slightly back utd glared at them with bis malignant cycSj the guide mennwhilo remaining riiOtioDless us a Etntue, with his keen glance fteadily fixed ujxm the enemy, while with a low voice he warned h'ii companions not to Cro but to stand IS stead ly as possible. After a minute ot two tho tigor growled, showed itsteeth, crouched toother, but, apparently con founded by the silence, slurjfc away into tho long gnus. No sooner was his back turnid than tho native, clipping his bauds to his mouth, scot forth a wild, ear-pierciag yell winch appeared to strike terror to the. heart of the savage animal, whoso tea!tby tread was immediately changed to a bound ing gallop as be rla in dismay from that uncart-? cry. Then the three men set off toward canip at a round trot, for tho short twilight of tha tropica Was fading rapidly, and though a tigermlght 5cc in a panic irttho light of day, after aightfall he is certainly not to be trifio4 with. A SonjTwr Business.' There fa aa industry tost d-numbef f ! mevare. engaged in. that you will noj Hod put down in tho directories, and let , it pays. I It was in a down-to wa Eonsvs snop a few days ago. The florist was busily engaged in fislag up flowers that wero aviaently intended for an oStering at soma funeral. At the same time he was traftbing the work of one of his assist ants, who was arranging another bundle of buda and the like, which, tho good aatnrctJ dealer told me, were to grace a wedding party. It seemed bringing death and marriage very closo together, but this thought apparently did not occur to the man of business. Jut thoa a shabby, sooiberaDDearlnz littlo man sidled ia. "Hello 1" excUiroca tha ffood-fiatureJ a.tn of business. "Got any scraps 1" asked the Somber" One, without paying onv attention to tho lalutation. "Well, mighty poor one?," was the reply, tossing out some withered bits of flowers. "Tsvof mind; they'll dof'saiJ tho Snmber One. "There aia't no money In this funeral 1" Then throwing down a few vennios, the caller left the store. "That's a 'crapo chaser," solrt my friend, but not knowing what a 'crnpo chn'r wns, I asked and received thia in formation. Crape chaser aro men who go about in the poorer neighborhoods of the city searching up cases of death. In the main they are guided by the ordinary signs of mourning in most neighborhoods in the form of ribbons of crape hanging' from bell handles. Having located a death they use tho be?t means at hand for forming aa acquaintance with tho bereaved relatives. Then they put in a bid to supply flowers at a ridiculously low figure. They explain that they pay no high rents, that they are,, ia fact, at no expense, and so can sell cheaper than any ordinary florist. All this is true, o f.ir as it goes, and ia many cases tho crape chaser secures a contract. Then be buys for a song the cast-off flowers and plants that are of no more uso to the pretcctiou dealer, and use them for the poor wreaths or the like that be sells. Yet his' businesi is profitable, in its small waf, and thero are a number of men in New York who follow it. ifa l'ork 2'ev. First. Socialist You are becoming roi!d ami haughty. Beware of the fate )f Marall Second t-'ocialist That fate can never De mine. Mai at was killed In a batb ub. The smallest "mooushlne" distillery 3very captured by the revenue otlicers was found recently at Atlanta, Ga., and sent to Washington as a curiosity. Its sapacitv is about three gallons. It is ?onstructed so as to be operated ss an sidinary cooking stoe, and it is com plete in every detail. HUMOROUS. Hare the grip Bulldogs. Bound in cloth Mummies. Sound asleep The man who snores. Takes her stand The apple woman. Koyal rakes bring a lot of rubbish to the sui face. Unless the waiter Is well feed, the patron is UI fed. rat savs: "Love Is that tinder loike it do be aislly kindled." The man who talks to hear himself talk will not be listened to long by oth ers. Accordlnor to history Pocahontas didn't believe in clubs. She prevented Capt. Smith from joining one. "You talk a great deal in your sleep, John," aid Mrs. Ilenpeck. "It's the only chance l get," saia John meekly. There are a jrood many "high-fliers'' in Chicago. But the fellow who has Invented the new flying machine is not one of them. Xever mind if time does "hane heavy" dur in.- the silent vifjlla of the night. It will grow lighter witn cue re turn of day. "A proposal." mused "Van 'Jenkins, "amounts toa man's saying 'Wilt thour' Interrogatively and a girl's putting it Imperatively." Jrenn "See here: I've no use for steak as rare as this. Waiter Nothing is left undone in this place to please our guests. It shall be changed, sir. Persiflage ijt Bikd life. First Birdlet "How did you like that nice fat early worm?" Second Ditto "Oh, it seemed to fill the bilL" Two-Edged Advice. "Humph! Gay weather reports these. Ihis paper says Take your umbrella to-day' and the sun is shining brightly." "That's good advice. You don't want to be sun-struck, Co you?" It's death to onts trade. Uncle Treeton "I heard that your son cut West was coining money." Heigh Seed "fie was until the Gov ernment competition got too strong for him." Glad to fokoet iT.-rarson-'Have yen something to send to the heathen, .Mr. Trotter?" Hr. Trotter (mopping his brow) "Ves; I will send them my wluter over coat." A wise virgin. "He'll never fret over my jilting him?" "Why, was he so In love with you?" "Oh. ro. He was so in love with himself." iMrERTURBAnr.E. Burglar-" What would you say if I were to blow your head off for not telling me where your money is?" Mr. Joker "Not a word, sir, not a word." Will Fight to a Finish. As long as the fipht liit among tha wall paper manufacturers, the Fidelity Wall Taper Co., of No. 12 X. 11th St.", Philadelphia, will give tho public the advantage of the drop in prices. Wo get this from them direct. Send four two cent, stumps for samples of their 8, 10 and 12 cent gilty. On June 4, 1812. war declared by the United States against Mexico, on ac count of the proposed annexation of Texas. "The normal life, wi-ll nml happiness of inaiikinil depeiM npoi tiio physical health ami perfection of Woinmi." Ihese are the word of l.xtlia K. Pinkham. and they are true. The largest buy in the world ia Hud son Hay, measuring ?" ) miles north and south by 600 miles wi.ie, "Itelleveil bjr Ihs First roe., Meaosvili.e, Tens., April 10, 1890. I am under m.iny oll cations to you for send ing me tiie samplf Iniltie of Flornplexton. It d.d mt; more good inaii any medicine I ever saw. 1 would like to have a larue bottle, and smcere.y b -lieve lliat it will lo alt th.it you recommend It to do. I he hrst cose relieved uie, and I am so much better than 1 was. Mi-s .s. bmstkonq. Flornplerlon Is the spe. iiy aii pei manent cure for Mck Headache, Indigestion. lvspep fda, lliliousness, laver ( 'omplamt. Nervoas le bililyand Consumption. It is the onlv sure cure for these complaint-. Ask jour druggist lor it, and net well. California counties are growing poor through paying a bounty on coyote scalps. FITS: An File morpen Tea n nr. Kllne's'lrn fcerve lieotorer. No t iuifter lira dtv'i, ue. tlar eloucure. TieiiMfaiiii.umri.ilttU6 tree to Fit awa. twouloiir. hane.ajl Area St I'iiui-.l'a. The month of Mav. 1891. was the wettest May In Europe forneaily sev enty years. Jfaffl toted with Foraeyes use Dr. taiaeTbomn. en 'fcKy water. Iirumrutts sell at 25a. par ooiue A Pittsburg widow lias had three hus bands, each of whom was over six feet all. OTSTT5 KXTOYSJ Both the method and results when Bjrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta rendy-yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Byrup of Figs is tha only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt ia Its action and truly beneficial m ita effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs !s for sale in 60o tad $1 bottles by all leading drnjf. fists. Any reliable druggist who may rot have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one wh wishes to try it Do sot accept aav ubsthcta. . CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. BAN FRAXCIMX). CAL. LOtlSVIi.LE.Kr. NEW Vuuk, fi. X. How Is Your Appetite. If it is not good you need a tonic. Hunger is a sauce that gives your food a flesh-making and strengthening pow er. S. S. S. is fa mous for its health giving and building up qualities. It is the best of all tonics. S. Si S. aids digestion makes you enjoy what you eat and cures you of TREATISE ON BLOOD AND SKIN DISEASES MAILED FREE. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ca. -ELY'S CREAM BALM-"" PaMtafteo, Ally I'&ln Jnnammatiwn, llf.U thhrf. Kmlom Tut (l Smell, and 'nre . ivrft Ufllrf at Armlvinttt the Sostril. SOc iruggiatt or bj mail. vw Chichcstcr'S Enqush. THE OHIOIWL HO CCNUIMI. Th. !? Safe, NlalMnlMun Dura nM IU bin rlMm. Tke A.t.nrvn.11, and lTO, r. In Sumo. Ibr pMUam waataK "tenrfhr. L.,11- , ,, "r,"I1"Jl PI-M)a KtJltDV i-Klt CAIAKHH. Best. IumcI us. riiMWest. Krlief H immediate. A cure Is certain. J-o Cold In the Head it has no equal. to 4 It 1 an Minrmem, 01 wnicn nostrils. rrlce,v. Mia Dy . Wasn't Afraid of Water. The Olga, a German man-of-war, was anchored in Kiel harbor. Prince Jleinrich was in comma-id of the deck. Notwithstanding the cold weather, he gave orders for tho crew to go through their swimming drill ; when the second li;tenant, Count M , interposed, saying that the water was almost freez ing ami asking that the order might be cancelled. Without saying a word Prince Ileinrich sprang, in full uni form, from the deck, swam towards the bow of the vessel, and clambered up the ropes. Slepping on deck, he walked up to the startled Count and remarked with a smile: "Did you say anything jusf now?'' "N no, your Koyal Highness," was the prompt re ply. The crew took themselves to their sinimniiiig practice, while tho Prince looked oil iu his dripping clothes. Dangers of a Mild Winter. A correspondent sends the following extract from i'epy's Diary which is very illustrative of the dangers of a mild winter. After recording in Au gust. 1GG1, "a sickly time both in the City and Country everywhere (of a sort of fever) that never was heard of almost unless it was in a plague time," he makes on the lthof January, 1662, the following remarkable entry: 1.1 January. 16C2 A fast day ordered by the Parliament, to pray fur inoro seasonable weather; it having been summer wettther, that it is, both as to warmth an! every other thing, just as if it wero the middle of May or June, which ib tlirrcten a plague (as all men think) to follow for so it was almost the last winter; and the whole year after hath been a very sickly time to this time. The Enormous Debt of France. The public debt of France is esti mated at 6,200 million dollars, thns milking it tho heaviest of any country in Kurope. To add to the burden the expenses for the enr-eut year are set down at TOO millions, and the revenue at only 600 millij: s; and the govern ment has been forced to fund the ac cumulated deficits in a new loan for 200 millions. More than one-half of kthe taxation in France goes to the sup- . 0 . ! l . 1 . i'un m in nil nu iiuvy, anu me poorest peasant has always been willing to pay it ; but an annual decrease in revenue, increased taxation and new loans will unquestionably tend to in jure the industries of the country and ultimately prove dangerous to the ex istence of the republic. Philadelphia Uncord. The deepest silver mine in the United States is said o be the Yellow Jacket in tiie Comstock Lode, near Vlrninta City, Xev. Its lower 1 :vtls are 2700 feet be low the hoisting works. Pottsville, Penn., has the deepest coil shaft, some 1650 feet, producing 1000 tons or coal daily. One of Hie objections to railroads, In the minds of ihe natives of India, is thaf. if a Brahmin gets iuto the same cir accl 'entally with a" Pariah he must vio late the religious rule which Mils blm keep ninety-six steps away from the lat ter. One Remedy For All Diseases. Is tru, however, strange the assertion. As a ciMiipounil of vegetables easily absorbed and able to promote digestion, nutrition snd excre tion, purify the blojd mid secure heallhv -t;on of the liver, kidneys, skin, bowels and lungs, as the ancient tormina adopted by the monks of tbq Middie Akps nd ki own as isu Bernard V electable Tills, will Uo, is such a remedy, and th-re Is Dol one ingredient In them not en dorsed by the experience of a I schooU of medi cine since Oalcn. No blood purifier Id the wo ld can equal i hem. A sample of the St. Ber nard Vegetable Tills will besentree to all ap plicants. Audi ess, St. Behsakd, Box 2416, Sew 1 oi k. jwston was i ne ursc city of the early colonies to have a free public school. Young married ladies tlnd In Ly lia E. Pink h.i i.'s Vegetable onipomid a trusty friend and in the Unide to Health and Ktiqnelte" a book tliat answers all their questions. In British India twenty -eight million acres are cultivated by irrigation. Chtldreu Tease For It. nr. Iloxsie's Certain Croup Cure I a boon to children who are attacked with croup or acute congestive co iU. Sold by druggists or mailed n receipt ot 50 cts. Aduiess A. F. Hoxsie. Buffalo, N. Y. The very Quest brand of Havana cigars fete es $1300 a thousand in Paris. IIAI.I.'SCATAKKHt l RKlsa liquid and Is taken interniiliy.aiid a ts oiractly ou the b.ood and mucous surfaces of ihe system, bend for testimonials, free. Manufactured by F. J. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, O. Xew York doctors recently treated a three-legged man for rheumatism in all three legs. OfipTIIQC I, Jacob Genchelmer,of Clay ItUr I III! Hi ton, N. J., have been thoroo li ly cured of my rupture bv lr. J. B. Mayer, 8.il Arch St.. Thila. 1 do the" hardest kind of l.lt niK and wear no truss. Go to nri him. Dr. Mayer also gives treatment at Hotel Penn, Heading, Pa., on the M Saturday and follow ing Sunday ot each month. There are twenty-three acres of land to every inhabitant of the globe. CaniT Kidney Care for Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Brlght's, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv ousness, tc. Cure guaranteed. 331 Arch Street, Phllad'a. $1 a bottle, for (5, or druggist. 1000 certifies ties of , cures. Try 1U Gained 44 Pour Hr. Jam on J. llcdOej, of Monet, Mo., u oyapepaia ror eight 7ev. U.V I . . ' whloa made him wreck, lok and tufferin, ft the whole tune. After try. lnall toe remedies, inch tog all the doctor in reacj he discarded everything took Bwift's Specific E increased from lu to ly pounds and was hoc a , sound and healthy man. dyspepsia. 5s it;-"" niwi once for 1 old 1 It U Omrklu AbmiTbti. 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AMI KITaN M I 1IALC1A CURE cure Neuralp a. S. m.ul. TOR OLD AND YOUNG. Tntt' Liver 1111 net n kimUy on tha Child, th delicate female or luilnu old ae-e, s upon the viiroruus man. (fire tone and fttrength to the wk tou Miti bowela, kldue and bladder. J FOR FIFTY YEARS 1 MRS. WINSLOW'S i SOOTHING SYRUP han brn UFfvl bv mothers frr their ''hi1 'ri. JnU IVfllilni; for (.tit Kin y Yi.i-. It 5 Rotiit4 itie c ill. fofifiT tit- r.iin-1. tlav all aln. cures w lit-! oih kh1 I Iht .- reini'1v for djarrlnca. f Tnenl-fl:t l ent a Rottle. ilT! STOPPED FREE BS m9 Insane Persons Rstrf. ft iDr. KLINE'S GKKAt NERVE RPSTORFR I for ttU himzi tiri ni-r.!n IIrAt.uBL If takm m Urrir, . f-'-i ir.rr r titty aw. TrrtU a:rd tril r.tt ' t Ftt p(tcnt, tfcsy ymf esprvM rbrfc-r u b w1B rrevtvea. 9nt nrus. r. i son -tf .ii ot d to Dfc. KLINK. H ll Arch St.. I' i i lu. I . SICK WSAK, IHTOm, WRTI BEO TnorTT t well and keep well. li'mJ h'ljv telln how. so cts. a rear. Sami lf M . Mr. J. II. U V K. Editor, Buffalo, . . urv FFVFR CURE0 T0 STAY CL'RED- rlnl I kl We want the namcanJ aJ- dressof every sulTcrcr in the 0, A QTUIUI ft U. S. and Canada. Adlre. X HO I nlllH F.BvoldBjei,a.I!,Eo,Si. W Succesxf uJ y Prosecutes Claims, Principal ir.s Araitir US. i-frlon Hurs .mlilMtwat linvljii.tu-artiigcuniu, una POULTRY B30X- MVKTc I UUI.UI FANt II-.KN Clemev Cm nrn 3 S. 1 - stJiTfi!, N.J. P-KITXOIrfl D all KOLIMl iM! H disabled. ft fe tor lacrattae. Jl v x p rte nee. Writ for iJiwm. A. W. Met oRnrf ova. WAumtTOR, D. C. 4 CrweiHUATi. O. iTiC-ajifcaaWaMaaMaa-Bawal nr rr!iif eTFV I KiDDER'S PASTILLS.nT?.T..Vi"" HisToOTHBRUsn. -raterf.miiii i--. (angrily) "Where's my to ithi.ru .Ii" Materfamilias "Susie is cleaning the si:ver with It. She'll be through in minute." Mtjst snrFT the weight. She "The boat dO'en't se-m to trim. Am I sitting stramht?" lie "Yes. but your chatelaine U too far to the left " Expressive brevity. Mr. Ilpn nepek "Does your lui ba:i I miuJ nvll. Mr?. x)udelette?" Mrs. 1. (earnestly) "He hasn't any.' 3?OT CNCOMM..N. -"Xow that I have started theui. sir, don't you tlimk my aims are lotfy?" "Yes. Mr. Hicks. Your aims ara H right, but you are a very bad shot." Might be Worsk. Sully Sliuim "I've been, down to Sandbury Beach, aud I was almost eaten up by iuo qui toes." Polly riumpp "Well, dear, they left you the bones anyhow.'' "You say your husband Is both econ omical and extravagant. In what way. "Well, he is economical in bestowing praise and extravagant In giving ad vice." Her Point of View. Laly It seems, then, that you had a new sit uation each month." Servant -"Well, mum, that shows how much I was wight after." America has 8t5,OOJ miles of bound ary, or more than the coast lines of Asia, Africa, Europe, Mexico and Souta AJfwira combined. iavi1 r-i r- uTlcnil. I Tuff 8 Pills