V r VOL. XLV. MIFFLINTOWN. JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 14. 1891. NO. 4. B. F. SOHW THE OON8TITUTION-THE UNION-AND THE ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAWS. Editor and Iroprtotor. 1 THE STAR CROtfX lay to patient there, so calm. W' It nfd a aia t0 wate i,er from tte iP,1 Vlioia mv,a0 dreunu did fcer tired aenac atcep In Lttbesn dews, nnd all her lf 411 . "With Joy, as tf t-ea cow she heirJ Ue rin Of angels' harps ecnie stea'hif o' the dceP Whose unseen wars forertnrwa nd WCP Around the balloted bsso of be0"' hlIL Day went, auJ f.vi::-ht tirM. the case " " meut 6to!e And drew a sh.nlovrr r irtiln wand her bed, And while wo watched tha pi"!D ot tn SOUl A star bant forth '-it eabfripirit fled, And then we katw it lia'taJ reached her goal, And that her crown had Kd:cd on her head. TI)reeDreaiiS. In the fall of among the col. lection of pain t luirs in the art room of the great Mechlins' Exhibition in Boston was 0:10 wii050 history only three persons the particlpauta in the mvsroi v kne"-- Tliis "picture, ensuring fire b four, was an E.w cross, fomed entirely of ivy a-J iiiies ; the iry was to typify Chris: clinging to the cross, and'the"Ea;:cr lilier, new life beyond. The base was fontcd of lilies of the Telley: to the rifht, representing the two Marys, s:wd two callas, en shrouded i:i rr.'ir, which had dripped into a pojl beneath, reflecting the stems and backs of the leaves of the two callas weaning the tears which laid bare the ijnate sufferings to the gaze of a txnaltuous multitude. "Who tha: pzid upon that wonder ful reproduction of Nature as the symbol ci Lfo cud death read the artist's C:;c meaning? Yet such was the ym'oj..CvJ ir.reut embodied in bei thsme, a:.i whidi to Miss Cotton'i richly iisrgiaavo conception was unmistak&'o.e. M;s C'::on wa an ideal painter of the cli school, whoso unique little studio w;.s readied. through the "City of Colic.:." The broad effective touch of the morlcrn school was ever an eyesore to her studied flue touch-ud-ihl-h icb.i of art. Moreover, ILa Cotton cherished Mr oli-school i.!;as as something too artlike to bear improvirg upon, and based her predilection for fine work upon tin iiulispu:abie fact that there v ere no "daubs" in Nature; "all God's works are finely finished, and be never hurries anything; all things bead'.;t .'.I unfold by a gradual process ;" and then, with a loving look at her fa vorite canvas, "There's myMadonnal I've sp'jn: more or less time upon that for lu. e years, and now I see some thing iu your eyes Jut stand where you are, and don't wink a lid; now I've caught it I'' And with a few slow - ,'. a libt Rhdinsr air, one sees at once tha very slightest Change in the downward triance of this Madonna of nine years' develop ment; though far from recognizing bow one's own eyes influenced the ar tistic sense of subject. How we all who were privileged to be "received on Wednesdays" loved the deal-, eccentric old lady! too well even to be amused at her many eccen tricities; and perhaps it was, there fore, I ailowed myseif to be led into what might have proven a dire mis fortune to the grand old lady as re gards this identical Lily Cross, which, after having gained "a history," hunr unconsciously enough among its fel low pictures, and none knew how doubly symbolical its meaning to Life is rery strange, inde, in its abrupt transitions, and thus it hap pened that at twenty I was called from alife of ;ural leisuj-s to take upon me the responsibility of a thriving photo graphic bsinpsS which death had bereft of iu uianaging head; not to go toto details, of which, suffice it to say, that our dear Miss Cotton, always a privileged patron cf this eame photo gripliic studio, continued her patron asre.i faithfully as ever, and many & fantastic order for a poet head, a Greek athlete or Xorse warrior, exe cuted with patience and kindness, which, later,' we saw finished in oil. This process of doing in oil on albu men prints was a rare knack which I fancy but few artists are in the secret of; and, which I fancv a favored re cipient of many secrets of the dear old genius out cf loving respect, and bound thereto by many a row taken on the blade of "her ""palette knife," which for fifty years or more had been associated with more colors than " heaven's arched bow of color" ever bore to humnn eye must needs hold still sacred. Thus it was that on the day preceding the opening of the ex hibition I received "a note from Misi Cotton, desiring me to photograph her " Lily Cros,'; ere it was hung in the art room. Directions for placing, lighting, etc. were given, and the copy right secured to me. Of course, as fancr and scenle pho tography were not "in my line, the copyright was a very pretty compli ment which one accepted because of the donor; and ever ready to favor the whim of the dear soul, the picture was sent f jr forthwith, and in due time deposited under our "light," bat too late f jr manipulation that night. So with cautionary counsel to Fred, one of the priutei-swho was accommo dated with a led on the premises in order to be on hand early enough to make amends for tha shortening of ucujsi'.ii,c sun-et end for pho tographers no less than farmers must "make hay while tha sun shines" I surrendered the keeping of the "Lily Cross" to his care, after surrounding the ait treasure cf twelve months' labor with screen? ;lud other protective para phernalia of nu operating room, and again reluming to impress the im pcrtance of oar trust uooa the other employe?, I kf ; tha studio. Keachiug fcon5, change of scene brought other thoughts, und as cuisine odors (if in viting) are apt to obliterate care for the time being, the thrall of collodion and ammonia and other photographic compounds subsided, and for the few uner Lours preceding the unconscious ness of sleep, my mind wa8 gpg,. esscd of photographic technicalities. Cf?n,ia bright with it "range feelings cf apprehension. C0,uldJaut understand, but the one thought dominant was the "Lil, 2S destrov' M bUt to Arriving at the studio at my turn entered; all was ready for business, but no one present, and silence every where. I ascended to the various depart ments, and at last found the whole concourse of employes on the roof, end Fred greets me with "The Lilr Cross is gone, and I haven't left the building since nino o'clock lavt night I "We are looking for tracks "Tracks' of what?" One nnswers, "The cat who stole the canary? Come down I Do you think any one, feline or human, could remove "that picture andyonnvt hear it?" This k Fred. "And another reason, thev could not do anythi.ig with it without being instantly detected. This is very mya. tcrioui Anything else gone?" 2fc t th? I can find," replied Fred, in nerrous -hough honest anxiety, ran saokU corners and cunboards and boxes and cases: "no trace of othe theft." An ofucer was sent for, who appeared at once, and in true con stabulary manner went to work, over hauling poor Fred, and finding he had "a dollar and a quarter" in his pockets, he (the officer) laid so much stress on the discovery that the operator sug gested he evidently intended to prove that Fred had bartered the picture "f o Sve silver quarters!" The mystery remained nns&lved. and a busy day was more than half spent, and I had been considering the expedient of enforcing my morning's note to Miss Cotton by a personal ex- planatlon, when in walked that ladv herself, calm, majestic and serene as her own paintings. "Now what have you done with my Lily Cross?"' were her greeting words, but not a tone or an expressior 9f reproach. "Oh, Miss Cotton!" was aH on ventured to say. "ow don't you worry, my deir, t's all right," aud she drew her lips together iu a characteristically mytte rious manner, and then in a whisper imparted to a very willing enr, "J dreamed something!" "'Dreamed'? 'Why, I dreamed something too let me think I was so apprehensive on awakening this moruiug" I replied in a ruminating accent- Did you? "Well, now, try to think of it, dear. You know I have some r..:.u i- .1.- ji -1 - n 1 faith la the power of the uninfluenced sleeping mind to acquaint itself with the object of its waking solicitude." A moment's thought, and as if fc" magic it all occurred to me. "It seems I had started in a new bus iness, and by an invention of my own, which I was striving to keep secret, I could by means of a strangely sei.si tized plate and internally acting lens photograph the conceptions of my mind as fast as thev were formed! aud bv this means the most beautiful ideal subjects were produced, which I was to sell to artists to cave then? , thought, the trouble of looking upi. iifo sitters; and all these negatives, some five hundred, I was storing in our scene closet in the upper hall ! I thought In going to this closet with a number of negatives, I opened the door and found the whole closet occupied with canvas stretchers, upon each of which was outlined a woman's haud hoidiw cross. "It made me shiver, It ssmed so suggestive of my own trying position, and I fled back to the operating room, which seemed flooded with sunlight so blinding that in rubbing my eyes to re move the effect, I awakened to find the un aiming in and the clock striking won. "I did not not retain my dream, but the feeling of apprehension which I mentioned was explained on arrivin at the Studio. Miss Cotton lbtened with a very constructive look in her eyes, aud when I had finished, observing a sug gestive moisture in eyes ever ready to pour forth their floods of despair, said only this: "Mysteries in that closet, dear; I'd look in it!" I was off to obey the bidding of a divine impulse, but she stopped me with, "Wait and hear my dream which was, that your printer Fred, who sleeps here, is a somnambulist." At which I was ugain ready to start for the unknown rcvsteries of that scene closet, bat she held me fast while she continued, And I saw him in my dream floating my "Lily Cross' on the Charles River near the bridge, the audacity of him!" I did not atop to hear more, but calling Fred, requested him to unlock said closet without dc Uy. "Why, It's not locked!" he cried, and dazed and wondering he revealed to an equally puzzled audience a sight from which neither scripture nor sci ence can remove the marvellous. There stood the 'Lily Cross' iu per fect safety, deposited upon rugs so as to prevent the gold of the frame from marring. Evidently the work of some motivo of carelessness, whether conscious or unconscious. Fred was questioned. lie admitted having awakened and fuond himself in the midst of a silvering process one night, in the dark, undressed, yet handling albumen paper most dexter ously. Our dreams were related, and upon reflection Frsd remembered finding the kev to the scene closet under his pillow, bdf, never of a questioning mind in matters of more moment, he was not at all disturbed at finding the key had wandered from the rack. Well, the 'Lily Cross' was despatch- 1 tn ovhihiMnn fnvfhwitb. without taking any impressions; and Fred was j oblisred to seek other lodgings, as it was evident that his sleeping acts were more solicitously effective than his daily and habitual routine of employ ment. One wonders by what hypnotic pow er were the unconcious minds of three people blooded so as to make a unit of I discovery. The somnamouusx wno ma , thn Turtiire; the artist who saw ner picture in the hands of the somnambu list; and I, who saw the cross tymbol where tha Christ symbol was hidden. A. Soctuilx- A Practical Explanation. Poet's son "Father, what doei handicapped' mean?" Poet "It means ahem in what connection did you hear it used, my on? . . Poef gem "In connection wiffl you Mr. BroTrnson said you'd never acldev any lasting fame as a poet becsosoyos irr handiappsd tf uaturfc Jsw SUdaV r v-r rair uarswomea on tne Hndmn. Many yachtsmen and pleasure seek ers on the 'orth Elver have noticed ucse orignt bummer afternoons a six- w j vuw w au,- Za ,JlT s 8nowinJ nattering blue IT , Pe,n5ant nd manned by young girls all dressed alike in whit serge gowns, with white fishermen's "lya nuu uius sailor nandkerchlef9 ; fc.nottea under their chins. Sometimes a young man in a blazer displaying the same colors has the stroke seat and occasionally there is a young man or two in the crew, but though the pres sure to be admitted to this athletic coterie on the part of young persons masculine has occasionally been de ' cllncd the barge skims on its way I propelled in the best of form by oars : women. Last Saturday the boat was around in the Harlem and elicited much admiration as it spun past the j club house, under the Third avenue J bridge and almost down to Hell Gate and return. The stroke seat was occupied by a girl with fluffy yellow hair hanging loose under a snood of blue velvet ribbon. She had been out in the air enough since April to be sunburned, and the smooth coat of delicate rosy brown over face and hands was just the rich biscuit tint : which the true Summer girl regards I as so swagger this Beason. The girls J cf the crew were sunburned al30, and l were, as they sat, blonde and brunette alternately. Those who passed the barge close enousrh for observation reported that iu seats had blue serge cushions, the shade of the ribbons, ana that a white canvas cloth was stretched along its floor. Xo such aquatic outfit has ever brightened these waters before, and the slory is that it belongs to the daughters of a rich Chicagoan who is summering at In wood for business reasons and whose girls with two cousins and one school friend make up the charming blue and white crow. New York Letter. A Wealthy Ghost. Ghost stories are not commw in central 2Cew York, but it is asserted that a place on the north shore f Oneida Lake is frequented by a ghost. Years ago, as the story goes, the north ern shore of Oneida Lake was an In dian reservation. The land north of this reservation was owned by a f am- ilv named Belknap. The elder Bel . " , . . . ... knap dreamed that, in a grave in the Indian cemettr there was a crock con taining immense treasure, and that he was to go there with pick and shovel and turn around three times to secure the crock. He was so affected by the dream that he concluded to ferret out the mystery. He had no difficulty In finding thr exact spot indicated in his dream, and promptly began his labors. He final ly came in contact with some hard sub- ' stance, whim proved to be the crock, i Overjoyed at his good fortune, he for- sat the inlnnctiani of his dream to crock, when he was stunned by a flash of lightning. He wm confined to his ! bed several days from the shock 1 he crock disappeared. Ever since that time a bri.'hant light has appeared and reappeared at regular intervals as if keeping guard over the spot. This year the light has been more brilliant than ever before. Although the story may be untrue, it is certain that a weird and supernatural light makes its appearance over an Indian's grave on the shore of Oneida Lake. It appears to be a ball of fire about the size of an orange, and sways in the air about twenty feet above the ground. Some people have tried to go near enough to it to discover its nature, but upon reaching a certain point it disappears filled a Battler with Her Tin Fail. Mrs. Frank Keen, of Chlcheater ville, had a rather thrilling experience with a rattlesnake recently, which she will probably remember Cnrlng the remainder of her life. She was pick ing raspberries in her garden when the suddenly heard a peculiar rattling noise. She continued her work for a minute or two, when she again heard the samo noise nearer by, accompanied by an ominous hiss, and, glancing Into the bushes close at hand, she saw a big rattlesnake already coiled aud about to spring at her, Mrs. Keen bad a large tin pall partly filled with raspberries in her hand, and without a moment's hesitation she let the snake have a taste of the berries and the big pail at the same time. The pail must have fallen with a terrific whack on the reptile's head, for when Mrs. Keen went closer to examine into the injuries done to her pail, as well as 10 how the snake liked its berry bath, 4he found the head had been nearly severed from the body. Mrs. Keen says she feels assured the snake would not have attacked her if she had kept a respectable distance from Its quar ters. The snake measured four feat in length and had nine rattles. An Embarrassing Situation. Here is a little story abjut Whitelaw ' Reid that is going the rounds of the clubs. There is a saying in ran that it is not necessary for a great man to make bonmots, since the wits are sure to make aud attribute them to him. Whether this is the case or not, It is certain that though heretofore the ed itor of the Tribune has not had the reputation of a wit, since his appoint ment as Minister to France, he has beeen quoted as the author of some of the most delightfully clever of speeches, as this, for example: He was intro duced the other day to a very beauti ful woman, whose name he did not catch, but who filled him with admir ation by her ripe and rosy loveliness. While they were conversing a lowering-faced man passed by whom Reid knew well, but knew nothing to his credit; who, in fuct, he heutily dislik ed, and feeling bis presence Jar upon .minhlHrv of his mood, he exclaim' ed, in an undiplomatic impulse: "ow His handsome there is a man 1 ioatn. companion flashed her eyes upon him, and cried, sharply, "But that Is my husband!" and Reid answered, calmly, without an instant's pause or the turn ing of a hair, "And that is why I loath him.". , He Didn't Translats It. Mistress Nora, what was that gib. berish that Michael was talking to yon i .v.. iritnhan lost oveninfi? Nora (who is sweet on Michael, tt in 1 tO me VI liostlert He was wuan w u- - CUn-nael, mum, aji' aorra wora can lt only a Uttl, beloW toro. ncrr I ten ye, for himself dldn t sP"" .Trmutweiler estimates the average tern the translation uvit X90tym suture of the underground railway Possible Journeys. To raris by way of Siberia will dorbtless be an approved route of . nvwUce, ee uu ' travel by-and-by. People who dislike : ocean travel, and who have been in the habit of saying that they will go to Europe "when the ocean is bridged i ver," will find it bridged for all pra -tical purposes when the proposed Si berian railroad coniects, by way ol Behring's Straits, w.th an Oregon and Alaska coast railroad. This is looking forward, but not as far as human eys can see. for it is quite within the range of possibilities. The time must come when our Alaskan riches will tx brought nearer to the States. Railroad syndicates will grapple Alaska with lines of steel, and the way to Siberia and thence to central Europe will be come an easy one. The Siberian rail roa i is of course to be built by tha Russian Government. Whatever ideas of self-aggrandizement or added power the natl u has in the plan, the process of the anna will prove such a railroad 'o be a great factor in civilization. It will stretch over vaat tracks of hurrpn 1n1 t t. tmm fmf tTtrlll Hr?n tha Artlln forrinna InM .Utap r.lattrtn. . 11 il n 1 H tr tha irriKrt-W lrnrtwlorlrra of province with province. It seems a tremendous undertaking now, one worthy of a great Government, but It la not improbable, that the ral.road syndicate will follow the work of the first great Government road, as in our own country. The first railroad across America needed Federal moneys and received them, but the eage ness with! Jnehcr very gentlv, said that doubt which private enterprise entered into 'e' V"e B'ons were not to be the building of new lines acrosa this ac"Tised. As yet, however, the de continent need scarcel be mentioned slCns of heaven were but imperfectly in Boston, where faith In the luture of one great line is now caicing the place temporarily of the dividends of the last. The Siberian road will be a long on a third longer than the longest con necting linea by which Bostouiana go 0 it to San Diego. It will be interest ing to trace iu rontc wl en 'he plans come; doubtless th y will have much of instruction for those best instructed bout Siberia. There wore few pleasant revelations in Mr. George Ken nan's lectures, but one thing which many people remem ber with pieasur; is the startling novcltv of phrase in his reference to rh n fiAi-no sihoHan t,,nl.!i.A ct th South. The time may come when people will go in a week's time on tra ns drawn by el.'ctric moters to fiud a winter refuge in sunny Siberia. Story of 3Irs. Con. Knox. TJie wife of General Henry Knox was a brilliant woman hi socic;y, much admired and defend to by General and Mrs. Washington, but a person of a very haughty a. d worldlv tempei-J VI10a her hu-bai'd resigned his olHce") a Secretary of War un .er Washing on, j tie removed to lliomaston, M.0 , where he had acquired an extensive property, and where he now proceeded to build a mansion at a co?t of (ifty thousand dol'ars. The general himself was of a social deposition, and not above ming ling with the poore-t of his worthy neighbors; but his wife made no visits sndexchanged no civilities. As the historian says, she used to ride out in her coach, the only one in the neigh borhood, bnt alwavs returned heme without alighting, "Like Xoah's dove " The ill-aoried couple had one son, whom the mother petted and spoiled. At one time sho was visiting at a house In Massachusetts, and the little boy amused himself by disarranging every thing in the room, especially the books. His mother, in answer to a look of re monstrance from the mistrest cf the house, simply remarked: "Oh, Henry uiustn't be restrained ; wo never thin c of crossing blm in anvihing." "But I can not have my books apoi'cd," said . the lady, "as my husband is not s bookbinder." This reference to the ' early occupation of General Knox was j 10 distasteful to Mrs. Knox that she took an immediate aud unceremonious Uave. L?on it Large In a Circus Arena. Xew Circus business Is always a difficult subject to deal with, but when the novelty announced takes the shape of lions, the task must perforce be difficult. The show presented by a Mr. Dar ling in Paris is absolutely new both in conception and detail. Hitherto performances of the kind had been e i- acted under cover of a cage, but Dar-! Unir allows his monster cats to disport I themselves and roam at hv-ge over the ! noomn. or,m nf tha -ir-n I The authorities of Paris were at the outset unwilling to grant permission, bnt after witnessing the rehearsaii wcro bound to admit that every neces sary precaution had beoa taken by th: management to protect the audience f, omany possible fit of fury on the tart of their feline entertainers- .Darling makes his lions, four In number, walk in procession, l.e down at command, ride tr cyclf, and pose in positions the mast trying. Mean while his big Bavarian boar hound ininps backwards and forwards over die artistic arrangements composed by ie kilful tamer, who completes his xiumph bv liarncsing three of these "Kings of Ecats" to a Roman ohariot, 11 making them rush him round the arena at a gallop several times and anally carry bim off la right regal fahkn. Ssvel Mountain Railroad. Heir Trautweiler, the author of the .Jea of building a railway to the sum mit of the Jungfrau in Switz rland, has published a brief account of his iciieme in auswer to the objections and -riticisms. The railway . would go from the valley below to the summit, and would be almost entirely under ground. There would bo several in termediate stations, from which con venient, well-arranged tunnels would lead to points 011 the mountain whence the best views are to Le had. Should stormy weather co.ne on, the passen gers could withdraw into the shelter of those tunnelJ. The railway w 11 be lighted by electricity, so that it may be used by night as well as by day, and in all weathers. The Journey from end to end w.ll occupy about two hours. Objections had beeu made on account of the extreme cold. But the mean temperature of the ail at tha mimmit ia onlv from lOdez. to ude&- centigrade below tero; in the .1.. tamnanlnni nf thS .urnmer the mean temperature j tt about 87 l-2deg. Fahrenheit The I difference of atmospheric pressure be tween the valley and the summit is about a third of an atmosphere, and passengers wi.ll become gradually ac customed to the change during the two hours' Journey. All precautions can easily be taken to secure proper venti lation, and to protect the rolling-stock, fcc, from being frozen duriug the muter. f m ' ' The Bishop's Wit Saved Him. A story showing the shrewdness and ready wit of the Scotchman is told of a well known Scotch bishop who was content to pass his life in single bless edness. While he held a certain sea be was, of course, an object ot consid erable interest to the unmarried ladies of tue neighborhood. One day he re ceived a. visit from one of them, who had reached the ege of desperation. Her manner was solemn, thonh some what embarrsased. The g'-od bishop spoke with hia usual kindness, and en couraged her to be communicative. By and by he drew from her that she had had a very strange dream, or rather, ' S.S Sue thought, a revelation front t hC? Yen Un farther questioning she ernf essed that it had been intimated to bcr that she was to be united in marriage to the bishop. One may imagine what a start that gave to the quiet scholar, who ha 1 long before married his books and never thought of any other bride. Ho recovered, however, and, address- , explained, as they had been revealed totmly one of he parties. He would wait to see if any similar communica tion should be made to himself, and when it happened ho would be sure to let her know. Ir Xostcians of Boyal Blood. -A correspondent furnishes the fol lowing catalogue of living musicians of royal blooj: In Engiand, Queen Victoria and the Princess Louise play the pianoforte and organ, the Prince of Wales the banjo and the princes the pianoforte; the Duke of Con n tught is counted a fine flute layer, atyd tne Duke or Jbdmburgii an ac- complished violinist. The favorite in- strument of the czar is a silver cornet The queen of Italy is well-known as a cCcver pianist. The empress of Aus tria charms by her playing of the flute The empress of Japan plays the national Japanese i-strument the koto a zither of la-ge dimen 10ns. f The queen of Ko imaniais a mistress cf the harp and the pianoforte. The King of Greece plays with an astonisu i;r virtuosity all possiblo melodies vlth castaicts and on wine irlasses: v.th a similar cleverness be plays the I.i'iisrarian cimbalums, which art is Sr-Uii;;; teamed wlso-by-the crown MJncess Sophia of Grerce, under the instruction of two Hungarian vir tuosos. Prince Henry of Prussia Is known as a composer for and player on the violin aud pianoforte. It is clear that their majesties and rovnl highnesses do not agree with any Lord Chesterfield, who recommended his son, that model of virtue I to hire his fiddling. A Difference, Alas! Our am lab e and learned visitor, lIUs Edwards, does not speak of the condition and discomforts of New York so severely as our own citizens. "There are so many dangers," she says, "that the state of the highways, is such, as 'o make it incomprehcn-I-l lo to English people that enterprhin Americans would long endure It." The diuerence lies in temperament. John Bull is a resolute growler and grumbler, and Uncle Sam is go:d-na-turcd. It used to be said that the thir teenth man in every omnibus in Lon con was indignantly reported in the next morning's Times. But in Xew York all the passengers would stand from the Battery to Central Park with out a murmur. Harper's Weekly. A Contrast. irof. Richard T. Ely, of Johna Hopkins University, says: "From the time I landed in Liverpool until I left Queenstown for America, I paid particular attention to ji 1 itreet-cara, or tramways, as the Europeans can mem. in every eity, without an except.on, I noticed frooved rails, laid flush with the pavc- ments, so that other vehicles could pass freely back and forth. Everywhere I eeiy hack ana lorth. tverywhere lioticod also that the payment of a itreet-cnr fare entitled the payer to a eat. There is not a sing e city in the United States strong enough to compel street-car corporations to recognizo these rights." A Well-paid Play Writer. All so ts of fabulous sums h-.ve been stated aa Bronson Howard's in come from " Shenandoah," but it is generally understood to b; about two thousand five hundred dollars a mouth at present. This, with from three 'o five hundred more from The Henri etta," and odd trifles from his half dozen other popular plays, ought to pat heart in the aspiring American dramatist. But Mr. Howard has served a long and arduoua apprentice ship. The Falcon," he aolemnlv drawled, 'la the house that Jagg built." Buf falo Courier. Only elahtf en per cent, of th total papulation of Portugal can read or write. Maine represents legally a general pr lis. The auta has alatv proaibitm maa Iran marrying hia mother-in-law, Cuba wants Independence. Tha little laknd ought to bars 1L It has been tha dependant of old Spain long enough. Puck has noticed thn Mtha maa who la aura ba oaa't be wrong is always the very ona to find that It la lu. loipaaiibla whiof happen. Xhe women of Mtlford, Me, have pre seated to tae towrn ball wblcU they paid for themselves by giving euteruinmeats and fairs. Chicago Is trylna to develop aa art aide to life. Verstcbdgia's picture are now OA exUitwtioa la that eiiy. Hot many go w aeo thttin. Xhara has bean aa extraordinary epidein, lo of aulcldea ia the trermaa army of lata. In one month ta.av-aitcat oilcers anot tuemselraa. Toe condition of a eonala eat la Lomolas, Me., ia lltwauy at sfc:e and seven, bus baa seven toes oa bar bind feet a&4 el tenia, .. . . A. Millardlsl-i Ilablts. T called upon George F. Slosson. who ia the champion of tie billiard world, if there be such a thing aa champion of that fascinating past mo, and asked him what were the conditions necessary to be observed to become a grrat expert. Ho stated in reply to my questions as follows : "There is a prevalent belief that great tenors and famous sopranos are the most sensi ive souls in the world and require the laigest amount of care. There ia another profession, my own, which requires as much care of the body, if not more than tiat of vocal music. Bihiards, since it has passed from a mere pastime to a science, de mands the finest condition of the body, and especially the nervous system, if a player ever propo es to become an ex pe: t or a champion. It is very hard to define what I mean by condition. Every good player recognizes and ap pieci ites and alludes to it as being ia good or bad form, as the case may be. The gene al public, and especially those who have n?ver played the game, can not realize the extent to which good play djpends npon the physical organi sation. "A few ill ustra' ions may give an idea of this dependence. In making a run every expert calculates exactly whe e the balls will be after a ahot ia made. No man is an expert unless he can predict it to within an inch. Cham pion players can come within a sixty fourth of an inch upon a simple car rom. This seems wonderful, but it falls short of a feat that has been fre quently performed by two American experts and one French expert. The three bails are placed in the form of a triangle an inch apart in a circle five inches in diameter. The object ball is struck with force sufficient to send it around the table, striking the cushion fire times and stopping in the circle in its original position. The cue ball after driving off the object ball in this manner passes to the third ball with just enough force to touch it without either of the two passing beyond th rin . The aeetrncy and force required to do this may be calculated fiom the fact that the object ball goes over a coarse of about twenty-seven feet in length, and that a variation of less than a hair's breadth and a difference in force of one-half of one : cr cent, would send it anywhere save to the right place. To attain to ihls pewer ihe nerves and muscles must be under perfect control and en rapport with the eye and brain. The slightest interference or sickness will cuange all this and prevnt first-class work. In my own cae tobacco and alcohol would rtterly spoil my playing. Further than that, nervousness, i"diges ion or even a s light c. Id produces a perceptible fail ing off in my accuracy aud skill. The Bishop and the Ltjbtniny Conductor " An- Euglith. bishop was., home ward bound from the United States, travel ling Inxuriouslv in a double cabin with Mi s. Bishop. It was a very hot night, thunder in ths air, ani tho Atlantic liner slipped through the water, tie cabin being lit up with th lightning flashes. Mrs. Bishop could not sleep tor the heat. Uisliop, appealed to, lumbered out of his berth and opened the port-hole. Suddeuly there bobbed in through the port-hole a wo-den ball attached to a string. Bishop waa per plexed, but Le tied It up, celling the strin? by a nail in the wall, and then retired to rest. The ball was an apple of discord In that peiceful cabin,, for it hit against the aide of the vessel as she Imvhcd, and Mra. Bishop grew querulous and disturbed. Up started the poor bishop again, and to end mat ters he uncoiled the cord, and pat the bail nnder his pillow. There waa a heavy thundcr-st rm, but the bishop slept soundly taat night. Next morn ing at breakfast, the captain presiding, h? told the tale with a good deal of p scopal solemnity and detail. The captain laughed immoderately. Bishop laughed, too, thinking his story a good 0'ie. Then the captain told him that the ba'l was the cud of the lightning, conductor. Earnum and the "LoTtngCup." That typical representative of Yan kee "grit," Mr. P. T. Barnom, the venerable but vigorous ahowman, has been interviewed by a Lon ion re porter in good American f aahlon. His views are spicy and shrewd; perhaps the most interesting are those on the causes which have contributed to his own health and on Eng ish social cus toms. "I cannot go out to a tenth of the places where 1 am Invited," ho says, with a pardonable reference to his success in London society, and he continues: Your English honrs are too late f ot me, for one thing. Fashionable din ners begin at 8;S0. "I cannot eat a heavy meal at that time of night. You are kind enough to say that I look "full of sap" still. So I am, but it is the result of an abstemious life. For thirty years I have not smoked, and for forty I have not tasted intoxicating liquor. ' This, as well as the late hours, make it difficult for me to go out to dinner. When I went a few weeks ago to the Lord Mayor's banquet the loving eup came round after the eating was finished. Ttds is an immense chased silver goblet with two handles and a tall cover. I side is a highly spiced and flavored beverage, compounded of Caret, port and other alcoholic liquors. I did nut taste it this time, but I have tasted it in earlier days. It passes round, and everybody at table drinks of it out of a small silver beaker. . .' . . Well, that practice is not a very nice one, perhaps, but it is a custom of immemori.d bntiquity, and one is not obliged to actually drink. He can put his lips to 'he edge without swal lowing any of the beverage. That was what I did. But I did not know' that critical eyes were watching me. However, the next day I got a letter from a man who said: -Mr. Barnum, you profess to be a teetotaller, but I law you di iuk of the Lord Mayor's loving cup." So I rep led that Z allow no man to be a judge over me; if I wanted to drink of liquor at any moment 1 sbou'd do it; but, as a rule, never take a drop of intoxicant, and did not do so then. The Shin ; 5xt The Shah of Persia is writlnj, ot dictating, his impressions of his recent tour through Europe, which, I bear, are to appear, in the first Instance, ia the Paris Figaro. . nra matejmomai. carriage. I took say darfltrr for a drive. Just such a eight as pou love; Xbe stars were twinkling aDd the moea Shone radiant in the say above. and, as we In the country drew, My hsrse instinctively went aiow, rhe situation taklne tu ('Tie funny how dumb creatures know!) I anted her tf ahe'd like to drive; She took the reins my arms were tree, And one atole lovingly -oh, well. You know where it waa apt 10 bet she hrld the reins. I pressed ber waist, And loving word to her I said : The old hone almost stopped, aa I Aaked, finally, if she would wed. Sh held the reins then listlessly. But when she answered "Yes," she seemed To Krasp them closer in her hands; Then bow the allv'ry, bright moon beamed J Well, we've been married just a year; I'd like the single track again ; for alnoa she took the rein that night, I've never got them Lack again. Lawrence American. FUX. Mary (practical) A beautiful ring, my dear; what did you give for it? Eleanor (poetical) Myaelf. Life. Miss X. That Italian Connt seems to lead a rather monotonou life. Mra. Y. Yes ; I notice he never has any change. Life. Businesslike: Young Sprigg "Mr. Bidquick, I am worth $50,000 and I love your daughter." Mr. Bidquick (retired auctioneer) "Sold." Chica to Tribune. She Sir, what do you mean by put ting your arm around my waist7 He Do you object? She Mr. Arthur Gordon, I'll give you Just five hours to remove your inn. Beacon. Countryman Can I sell you a wagon load of apples this morning? Proprietor (in astonishment) No, sir. This is a cider factory. (Sharply to clerk) Jacobs, show this man out. Chicago Tribune. Dudely I think the term grass widow is very deceiving. Friend How so? Dudely Because they are not green at all. One of them says ahe ia going sue me for 510,000. Sam Johnslng Huh, did you heat lie parson aay dat whoebber had atole hia pumpkins would go ter de bad place? Jim Webster neah! hcah! ain't 1 glad I didn't steal nuffin but cabbages. "Oh, Edward, why are yon ao late? I have been ao frightened." Edward (who has "taken In" cham pagne a upper; Tortaut bisnish, in' dear." Wouldn't it keep ail to-morrow?" "No love ; not after oorkah drawn." L-'fe. Chicago Girl Oh, auntie, we've Jun been out abooting at the target. Great sport, I tell you. Boaton girl Yes, Indeed ; I fully coincide with Belinda, although the diversion is somewhat arduous. I ancceeded in perforating the bovine optic three times in succes sion. Kearney Enterprise. Close Call May Charlie, you must be- careful and not expose yourself. You were out in ail that rain last night. Charlie No, I wasn't. What made you think so? May Why, papa came home and said he met you coming from the lodge, and that you were thoroughly soaked. Kearney (Neb.) unterpnse. Hc Where are you going, my pretty maid? She I am going after 19-ccnt rib bon, 29-cent stockings, S9-cent cash mere, 49-cent ailka, 69-cent velvet, 69 cent glovca, 79-ccnt hats, 89-cent ahawla. S9-cent umbrellas, and all tho other bargains in the paper, sir, she said. Munsey's Weekly. First Citizen "What are you doing out in the rain wiUiout your coat?" Second Citizen (finding his breath' "I Just escaped the storm." First Citizen ' What do you mean?" Second Citizen "My wife let her week's washing fall in the mud, and I got out the front way before tho blow came." Philadelphia Inquirer. First Suit 'Where have you been?" Second Suit, "Laid up." Friend What are vou doing all da In the Cooper Union Library? Newspaper Humorist You ce, one f my Jokes has been published in a New York paper and I am watching the people reading the papers to see if lomebody don't laugh over it. A f' iow almost giggled yesterday. Paris to the Sea, By Wate.. A report has recently beon made by he Commission of Engineers ip- polnted to consider the plan for con necting tho city of Fari with the sea by a ship canal. Tho leport Is strong ly In favor of the work, and says that the engineering difficulties to bo en countered are not great, while tho ad vantages to be obtained will fully warrant the expenditure require' I, whic'l Is estimated at (40,000,000. She canal would be 112 miles long, and would have a depth of iO.ii. Iu rh- material excavated could. U is laid, be advantageously used In raid ing the levels of the lo vlauua adjoining Lisa lower Seine. The "Mountains of the Moon." A capital idea of the sncwy range of Ruwenzori, Africa, of which we have recently beard ao mnch, ia g.vcn in the Hlustratod London News, from a drawing by Lieutenant Stairs, who made an ascent to nearly 11,000ft. In the foreground are aeen the tropical vegetation, tin nativea clad only in the aable skins and loin cloths, the ex plorers with their sum-hading belmeta and other eufficient iudicationa of tho climate prevailing one degree north of the Equator, while near the heavens, in sharp contrast to this sce-e aud the dark monntain mass that immediately overhangs the fertie valley, are abown the imposing anowy range, rising to sharp summits 2,000 feet above the snow-line. The total height of the mountains thus brilliantly mantled and capped with snow in equatorial re gions is nearly 18.000 feet. Two thousand two hundred tra'ns leave Loodon ordinarily every twenty four hours. NEWS IN BUTE?. Snzar wa unknown to the ancient Greek and Romans I StTeter's Church at Rote, Italf has a seating capac.tiy cf 64,000. I Fowls have undoubtedly a large r cabulury than auy of the other Uomestio animals. j E. M. Bond of Netf Tork City, has , lived in one hotelthe Fifth Avenue- tor thirly-ona years. In the middle ags the lower aaimalswt-re frequently tried, convicted aud puuLshed tor various offenses. The ruby is much rarer than dia mond, ani about as costly, the price rangiug from S13 a carai ti $10X. Two soft-shelled ejs connectel by a llzament of the simi material as the ahe.ll were laid Ly a hen in Paw Paw. Mich. A youmr man walked in his sleep recently at Slateville, Ga.. and when he awoke he f uml himself at a grindstone sharpening his kn.fe. Allot Emreror William's TTohenzol lera ancestors born since 17C2, as weU as him-elf, his brothers ami sisters have been rocked in the sane cradle. "Old Sacriment-." the cannon taken acrosa the plains by General Fre mont iu his first exi-dilion. Is an object of interest at the Kansas State Capitol. In a contest between cowboys at San Aniontj, Texas, a nan named Capes hi eke the wo: id's record by lasso ing a wild steer in 43 1-2 seconds. The highest price? ever paid for a 1 00k, it i aaiJ, was $J ',000, It was for a vellum mlasal wiiich was pre sented to K ng Ueury VI U, uy Pope Leo X. It has been calculated that it would be possible to take from a section of the the River Negro lakes, occupyla about nine squue league, upwatd of two million? of tons of .-alt. Dainit white feathered ptarmigans' feet decorated with jepli and silver, for scarf-pius, and purp'e tufts of heath fr are amen? the pretty souvenirs UourUts b.iug from Scotland. The use of India rubber for erasing pencil ma- ks wa first sugge-ted In or just prior to 1752 by an academician nan e l Magellan, adescen Jaiit of the great navigator. Bees stored over one hundred pounds of honey under the eaves ot a church in Hartford, Conn , lust sum mer. The luscious bonanza was removed neatly by a steeple climber. Swifts and swallows Cy every year from Etialaud lo southern Africa and to the Moluccas, and the, res lej-, wander ing ti g hi or various oceanic buds ii still more surprising. G. A. Blixlwonarecordin Minneapolis- Minu., on October, 23. lStJ3. by put Li 111; in 4320 runes of clnss n seven hours, aud thirty-one iiniiut, aud twenty seconds, excuUuve ot stoppages. ' Speaker T!ceT in a-double In at Wusbi-ifitoti photograph, whose striking resemblance to the uw Man fiom Maine has beeu tiecaus) of several singula' Ulumders ou the part of Cou grasstnen. Coffee is a good barometer. Always a the eve of a rainstorm it Is very bard to grind, but when thrie is a suie pro spect of dry weather it grin Is ea-ily. This is because coffee la a firstchtss absorbent. I The lasteH fact, brought to light re ! icarling Nero, the infamous Emperor oflt.uie, is that ho word a mouocie. It is stated that the tyrant was never without his eyeglassea when watching the KhiJiatorUI gam.-s. Tho Sultan of Sokoto. who rules over 12.' 0J subjects iu West Africa, has presented Q iecn Vicioritt with an i-Iegaut lion. The nnin al has arrived at Liverpool, r.ml w.ll probably be taken care of at the Zoo. With the aid of gn-rrlno and pepsin W. S. Wiilcult, of New 1'crk City, ate Iwo q tai s it ihiy bitwee.i eve a .d six P. 31., for thirtv consecuiiv ?as, en 1 na his astounding feat ou February 8. lSe-3. The tleer 1-t furnlsnrd with stipple mentaiy breathing places in addition to the nostril, and Litis v onld appear to be an extraordinary provi ion of nature, giving the beast ot tl.o tba.se a freer re epirat.oiu The prpiim.Vic line between New York und Philadelphia, is now consid ered aa iissuie.l f,;ct. It is exacted that it will trau pott large packages between the two citiio iu less than twenty minlues. Two Ladles or Santa Clara ars iven the crf-ilitof putting up some of tho haml.ioiuest package of c.iDned rruit i:i the Cal foniia ma: kef. 'i'heir ranou comprises 20 ) acie, planted to fruits or the choicest var.eties, Tuey em ploy only women. England wants privilrces for her !f in extradition tieaUea she Is never willing to nccoi'l to titl.er countries She will insist upon te ucl.ts (if as ylum wiiiiin l.cr ov.n Loi'ii-rs for dis tnrlif-r cf the p w ind d.s.'ites having her bubit intei rinlt-id. The euorni'ji'.s apiet!to of the giant nguin (whicli wei.'ns uhout eight K.:lind) luav have toiartlil;:;; to do with its reiii icti-d rvv.vr-i sf High:, andin the Bloi:i;ici of tl.e-o lioSj fmird .en pounds of qnfcrtt, gta.il'e, arid trup fragment, BwaiiueJ n-or- likely tc promote diges tion. Upon one orcHsiona Mcon was ob served to cut a siiiiMr riyht la two, with a Teiigth and :iop.I did it ut down lis prey, -prrro hawks and merlins have tiot Jnfn qiiMiliy hern known to r.raoh through t.-.ick pl.tt-'glass windows win n iu p-rsu.t ot prey or at caged bird. Probably the oldest Louse fn the United btates is a decavhig st-xie dwelU lug tint stands !u Guiif jul, Coun. It was built in 1GJ J and is s'Jll occup'ed. In Colonial times It did duty occaaiou idiy ai tort aud was b placo cf refuste for settlers when King rhillp was ou tha war-path. The Misses Kelly, of West Fifty second Street, own and initiate a prve erous black-smith ac-.l hursfatiueiug ahop. Ou the death of tholr father, who owsed it, the cl-ii'Ht daughter took charge of aitu'.rs, iiig:g--: tho oesc wrkuion, oad gradually c'S.ial'osh'vl a rormtatiua for good work, reasonable prices, and prompt account, which gives her auoh 1 atronngu im that cf llol-.crt Bonner, the l'ucketellcra, aud other owner ot valuable hcrsos. Kiio is hi-.r u a l"k keepcr and ui.inut,vr, itr.d nlrbnugh a busy und aui-cesi'ul biis,n woman, finds time for book aud tuiia'c. Tux tne student U mjver n'raid or rshnmed to a:y, '1 tl-. n't know." The 10 1 would sooner giic-os :.t ic iid it than to aeiuMwledge ignorance. (