llJJUii.WliJ.iW AEOUT THE FAE1L Hit " 'or Farmers and Busy , Hr6 i wive 3 to Appreciate. It Las been til J that the came tlm othj as applied to grts wu given in recc pi Ion of tba name of the farmer who' mit duced it to this country, and whose name was Timothy Herd. Some of hit neighbor called it Herd' grass, and other Timothy grass. As it prorsd t be valuable, it has been pro pagated rader these two names ever since. It has probably been too ex clusively relied upon, especially for feedin? horses. A mixture of timothy with other grass and with clover makes a more nuti itious hay, while if timothy a'one Is fed, it needs grain in addition for hones at work. t Competition in the beef-mnVIng In dustry is having if legitimate effect In crowding out the sljw maturing, be cause poniy fed, cuttle of the south west. Tito ranchmen of Texas find that it d it'i not ray ait three or four years for an animal to get its growth and be turned into money. They are becoming farmers, putting tip their stock during coM weather aud feedirg liberal'y. In this way they get steers ready to sell when two year old with less cost of food, and making sj much better beef that it commands a higher price. Tut when free past in -age is thus abandoned as more expen sive than gra;n feeding, the great ad vantage of the ranchman over the grain-growing farmers for mating cheap bent has b?en neutralized If tie common ! to be much eso done In the fuli. Is an Interval of tlirc ') of plowing Is h id better be season there e or four months of freezing weather, during which subsoil turned up may be disintegrated and prepared fr furnishing plant food. Subsoil di.Tors greatly in its characteristics. If it is f uU of mineral matter, as it often is on rich land, freezing and thawing- will make these mineral elements available. If it is sterile, the less of it turned up the bet ter, no matter at what time of year the plowing is done. Much damage is often done on thin soil by plowing th small amount of vegetable matter on the surface under a deep furrow. Dee? plowing in spring is more easily accomplished, as the soil is then loosened by winter frosts, and moiit ened by melting snows aud spring rains. In ome places where Indian corn la largely used for making glucose ugix, the remaiuing meal is generally sold at low prices, and makes a cheap nutritious feed for its cost. It has snore of albuminoid in proportion to U weight than has corn, the starch in Ihe graiu having Wn chatnged to sugar by Chu,'.cai prnrti.M. Sulphuric acid La the a&ent used in this manufacture, and the glucose meal often contains some trace of this powerful solvent. Feeding too much glucose Is said by those who have tried it to Injure cows' teeth. It may be that this Is what has given rise to the belief that cows kept two years or more by milkmen are usu ally not worth much afterwards for feeding, as they are usually fed on the farm. Another reason may be that few milkmen will sell a cow that they consider worth keeping for themselves. They are wiser in this respect than many farmers, who will sell their best stock if they can only get a little bet ter price for it, though what they have left may not pay for iu keeping. It is nothing against the value of a good farm that a public highway runs through It, provided the road is kept la good condition. It does away with the necessity for lanes and makes it possible to draw larger loads to and from the barn with less injury to teams, averse and land than it could be through cultivated fields. Besides, except for the roadbed, the owner of land taken for public use is as much entitled to Iu produce as he was befrra. He m.ty keep seeded and either mow or prsture the roadsides, er be may plant any kind of fruit he ahooses, and be entitled to its produce as long as this does not interfere with the public use. Besides, a public road running through a farm makes it much easier to sell off a part and divide it ap, should it be deemed best to do so. This is an advantage likely to be more thought of as the necessity for sub dividing large farms becomes more apparent. There is such a thing as excessive pruning of vines, especially of those La rich soil, large and vigorous. If the top of an old vine be cut too closely, the excess of sap sends up a number of sprouts from the root, or near the sur face, which are commouly called sap sprouts. To the inexperienced these aeem just the kind of wood with which to renew the vine, but they are not. Usually these sap sprouts are long Jointed and show in their texture their Immaturity and unfitness to endure the srintrr. The epronts that grow out nea tVa top of the vine, and the sap ef wnich filters through mature wood, ripen most thoroughly and produce the most perfect fruit. If a grape vine has been overpruued it often requires two years to get it in proper shape for bearing. If it is desirable at any time to train up a new cane as a main stem da not precede this by cutting out all or nearly all the old wood. Leave enough buds at the top of the vice tt furni'h rent for the sap in leaf au? fruit. Then the buds that start near the roots will grow short-Jointed, fine ta texture and ripen perfectly. Wherever trees are taken up In the ZaU thiy will need extra care through the winter, however managed. It is pot a y.J juaoUce to plant tbea at one where they are to grow, provided tfie ground is reasonably well drained, and the soil can be made loose aSj fine. The recommendation to beel them In until spring is an admission that the average planter will not giv the young trees the care in filling in around the roots that fail planting re quires. Jfo vacant places must be left around the roots or between them to be filled with air. jVor must the tree be planted where the water will wash away the dirt during winter or spring. An extra mound of earth should be Iled around the trunk the first Winter, to be craped away the following Spring. This is a protection against mice, and also helps to keep the frost from going down to the roots, expand ing the soil so as to admit air. Next year, after the rooei obtained firm foothold, this deep freezing will not matter. Fall-set trees should be fastened to stakes to prevent being twisted by Winter wind- before their roots have become established. The English wheat crop is now es timated at but little more than 8,000, 000 quarters of eight bushels each, while the consumptive demand will be fully S" ,000,000. This leaves a shortage of fully 10,000,000 bushels, as compared with the estimate made in July before the crop was harvested. As the other countries on which Eng land has relied for food supply have short wheat crops, h must depend upon this country. It is fortunate that our wheat crop is a good one, but speculators are now unduly depreciat ing its price until the crop can be moved from farmers' bands. Those who can hold their wheat for better prices than now prevail will un doubtedly do well to arrange it. Unfortunately the low prices at which all farm crops have sold for several years make it necessary for I many to sell their wheat early, and place them at the mercy of those who toll not, neither do they spin, yet who dress in fine apparel and live off the fat of the land. If there was ever a time when farmers would be justified in combination to hold their products for better prices it is now. But we know too well that such combination is prac tically impossible, aud perhaps on the whole undesirable. No valid objec tion, however, can exist against the policy of individual farmers who have a good wheat crop holding it until the price will at least pay them a fair profit. It 1 so difiicult to get a catch an ex nausted sandy soils, that when one has been obtained it should not be broken up, unless the owner is certain it has fertility enough to insure another good catch. If the sandy field is bare now sow rye heavily, or at the rate of 2 1-8 busheU per acre. The grain is smaller uiau oi wneat, so that it will give more pUnU than a like seeding of that grain. The heavy growth of leaf that such a seeding will make Is nearly as good as sod to keep the surface from blowing away. The light seeding sown for grain is scarcely any protection. In the Spring this rye growth can be plowed nnder in time for growing a potato crop. jVext Fall sow rye more thinly, but add a heavy seeding of timothy, and sow early enough to let the latter get a good foothold before Winter comes on. Rye exhausts sandy soils much less than wheat, and is therefore better for seeding to grass or clover. At the low rates which store cattle of all kinds bring there ought to be some profit in feeding for the farmer having plenty of hay acd rough feed to work up with grain aud meal, and warm places for protecting the stock from cold. A basement barn may thus prove a profitable Investment by induc j ing farmers to feed out mora of the produce of their farms, and getting a j big manure pile, instead cf selling it . in its rough state. There is nearly al- way a profit in Winter-feeding some thing, if the farmer will keep sharp watch of markets, and select what can proportionably be purchased most cheaply. If he cannot do any better he can usually buy young stock, and by good care and feeding make them more than pay their way, besides hav ing the manure pile as extra profit. Farm Xotea. Broilers are killed by cutting in the roof of the mouth. As soon as cut, while the body is yet warm, the pick ers start their work, and before the bird is cold, she Is dry picked, and then put in a salt water bath. In this way thousands of chickens are killed and dressed for market, in the same time it would take to prepare 100 the old way. In climates where snow abounds, Jie roadside fences should always be made of something that can be taken down at the approach of winter, or of barbed wire that cannot cause a drift. Shovelling snowdrifts made by fences, which are of little consequence at any other season of the year, is aggra vating work, the more so as a little forethought and labor would make i unnecessary. Is moisture really needed? It is a nerd question to answer. Frank Hop ping of Iiammonton has just had a 71 pur cent, hatch come off, with very little moisture. He will now experi ment with no moisture. His incubator house 1s an out-door cellar, which is tiatui&lly moist, and whtcb may be partly the cause of not such needed or the inside of the machine. Thumpln or kuocktuir ia a plec? of mactdf erv la often bard to locate, tnd the following has been sngtreste l as a means of d'scoverinfr the 3 ffl?ul y: A rubtier tube abyut a yanl loue Is used, one end of which Is placed la the ear end the other efd rassed over the sus pected spo'.s. Trie vlt rat oos frjm al' other parts than t'ie oie cover- W.ne exciurted.ii Is sa:d ti b an eacy matter to Ond the Jirritifr nris. Soft butter the size of as rg- weigh ojae oaa THE TrrTriHK TABLE, ABOUT SODA. Perhaps no chemical in nse by the J Housekeeper is more pernicious wnen abused that is, used in excess or more valuable a ben jndiciously han dled, than sods. Visions of a greenish vellow compound, anciently known as -. T . - i kaieratns dibcuii, rise instantly De fore ua when the abuse of soda is men tioned, and possibly some may recall distressing experiences resulting from Its use as a 'stomach settler," accord ing to the prescription of some worthy aunt or grandam of the old regime. A aeries of experiments, however, ex tending over a period of some years spent in practical housekeeping, have convinced me that a majority o( house keepers do not fully appreciate thia homely chemical as an economic aid. j'ow let ns see what soda will aave yoa, my would-be economical house keeper: 1. It will save you sugar. Have you ever stood despairingly before a crock of stewed cranberries, gooseberriee, rhubarb, dried plums or, worse than ell, prunellas throwing in su?ar, tast ing; pucker. eg your face and throwing in more, glancing dubiously meanwhile at the lowering of the sugar in your 'dollar's worth can? 1 remember weil my grandmother's rule for sweet ening ie-plant pies. It was thia: "Put in ail the angar your conscience will allow, then aunt yonr eyes ani throw in a double handful." Her pies were excellent, but the rule was expensive. Here ia a cheaper one: When sweet ening extremely acid fruits like the above, stir in a little soda before adding the sngar. Experience will guide you as to the quantity yoa may safely use without injuring the flavor of the fruit, bnt, as a general rule, I think a half tc&Mpoontul of soda to a quart of fruit mar be easily borne. 'L It wi 1 aave yoa fuel. A young friend said to me one day, "We are very fond of string beans, and they are the cheapest frean vegetable one can buy, if only it did not take ao long to cook them, but unless I plan to have them on baking or ironing dav X can not aflord them. It seems absurd to keep an extra lire for two hours just for a little mess of beans." Have yoa had her experience? Try a little soda just a generous "pinch" of soda for a common mess of beans, put into the water in whioh you boil them, will cook the toughest beans tender in an hour or leas and detract nothing from t eir flavor. The same is true of boil ed onions, beets, touch, meat, etc In boil mar a ham alwava parboil in soda I water, then take it out and wash and scrare well, add clear water, and yoa will be surprised to see how muoh more sweet and tender your ham will be. 3. It will save you soap. Did yon ever try soda as a substitute for soap in washing dishes, cleaning sinks, etc? To a person who uses very cheap or home-made soaps perhaps this will be no saving in pence, but I am sure the results will be more satisfactory. If soda be added to the dishwater instead of soap there will be no greasy rim around the disbpan, no "auda" on the dishes, and they will have a clean feel peculiarly pleasing to the fastidious housekeeper. In cleaning sinks and very frreaav cooking ntenaila it ia in- i luable, Xho philosophy or rather chemistry, of it is apparent at once, the alkali acting on tue grease, if yoa have a sensitive skin which will bear only the uae of ivory or some equally tine grade of soap iu your common housework, you will find soda much cheaper and no Larder on the skin. In fact, it ia wed known that soda makes a valuable addition to the water used in a bath. Ihese, of course, are not all of the uses of soda, bnt are offered as a sug- brigm LunKKteper may build, act libi tum. KUa Beecler Oittmgt, in Gtn,d Uousekeepinjj. TESiED .RECIPES. LAMB OB VEAX. BAPOL3S. Chop lamb or veal very fine, and mix with it chopped parsley, a little onion, pepi-er and salt. Make a batter with one. tg?, half a cup of milk, aalt, and flour euongb to m ike a very thick bat ter. Into a pan cf boiling lard, drop an iron spoon ml ct the batter, and ia the centre of that plaoe a amaller apoontul oi the minced meat. When the latter begi-s to bruwn or curl at the eden, tarn them up over the meat, and roll the badger over, long share. When brown ail over, take ou and keep warm. EBEAD CSnci BALLS Are a good way to ntilize bread crumbs. Soak bread cruml e in cold water until perfectly sott; mash with a spoon until emooth; add salt and three eggs; beat all thoroughly together. They mus be stil enough to drop from a spon and form little cakes; try in hot lard and butter together. There are nnm. ro s pnddirgs that , . , . . . " . , , are Loin dam.y and palatable Ut wid use up the bread crumbs. as Ot-D-TASHIOSTD SUT CAKX. Two enps of sugar stirred to a cream with three-quarters of a cap of butter, a cup ot rich milk, a teaspoon of soda, four egrs, f r.r scant cu s of flour, and a teaspoon of ere tm of tartar. A cup cf hickory-nuts, ch- ped very fine, is s irred throug'u the cake, jnst before it ia put in the oven. It should be baked in Urse, brick-sh.ived loaves; iced with a thick icing, thiucrh which half a cup of hickorv nuts Lave been stirred. CHXBBT BIBZa XXSTS. Make a nice baking powder biscuit dough, as soft as can be roiled out Boll to a thick neas of about half an inch and cut w ith a large biscuit cutter. Cut the centres from half of the cukes; moisten the edges of the whole ones; put a spoonful of drained and sweeten ed cherries on each, lay the rings on top, and press the edges together. Bake or steam until done, and serve with plenty of rich, sweetened cream. SrcvACH is called by the French ro- ple the broom of the stomach, because It keeps that department of the interior la snch fine order. Spinach will cook in Us minutes, and it wdl not taste like the sodden mass divested of all ilia that is usually served nnder that name. The water ahould be at the boil- lag point, and there should be a little aait in it; then put the conscientiously washed spinach int j it; it will not lose in bulk, and will retain its flavor won derfully. Cakkot and celery cooked In cream make a nice dish. The carrots should be cut in thin slices and boiled in aalt water, the celery in inch lengths and thru scalded. Add the milk tnicke&ed With corn starch while boiling. POTATO CASES. Mix cold mashed potatoes with two eeTgs, a spooniul of milk, and one of prepared flour; shape into little cakes, dust with grated bread-crumb, and fry in butter until brown on bota sides. potato sucza. This makes a novel and delicious breakfast dish, fill a brick-shaped pan, which has first been wet with, wa-er, with frfshly mashed potatoes let st md over night. Remove from the mould, cnt in slicea, dip m beaten egg, and then in cracker (iubt. and frv in hot butter. A noticeable absence of foreign bny era at all the leceut sales of English live stock Is spoaen of. South America, ableh has been a beavy purchaser dur ing the last few yan. has entirely ceased to be a customer, end tbers) t.ave been very few commissions .from the United states. Not a Local! Disease Benn catarrh affects your bead, It Is nrt therefore a local disease. II it rtid not mist in your blood. It could not manifest ltselt lu your mm. Tte blood now in your brain Is before younulsh reading this arUcle. back In you . i .j jiMimtMl tn vnur liver. he..rt main and soon distributed to your liver. a omicb, kldueys and so on. Whatever un puriilet tae blsod does not carry awjy, cause what we call diseases. Therefore whea you, have cuaiTb of the head, a snuff or o.her In halant ran at most give only temporary reut. The only way to eff-ct a cure Is to attack the disease In the blood, by Uktng a constitutional remedy like hond s Sarsapanlla, which elimi nates all 1m .uritles and thus permanent J cur- catarrh. Hood's Sarsaparilla gold byalldruzzlsts. tl : six tor S3. Prepared onlj by C L H001 CO, Lowell. Mass. loo Dmm One lillar msytity eoocTilt-mXeiL t atmail la anaiittrr ot -it a, u. savr tu?fi lrr vr-nt aii A snnaa aJ dlsvaaem It to. Oo.it r It. w swxmJ bjT mU soeu-r. a, Ue port- Ic $1- IW'fc caj 1J0. IZbt 4 E.xpr?M pavid. Twwtlmooi.al. frss. snd at am -jr L wVaAwUji aa ASTHMA. Popluun's Asthma. :ies Immediate re!!f. It Is belcre.l to tw the Kest AsIHMl Keineuv kuowu to bum in tv. A-evi1e ice ? iriv a Trl il r.iekn t ;ttt olu ' y UrutsHls. rem ov Hia':. frtr 1 Ter Roc AM 2Uul Ambiguous. Mrs. nolt "Tea. that Is my bu-band over yonder. When we were married last year he was quite blind, but now be can see well enough." Dawson (sympathetically! "What an afflictlonl" Montana claims to have the largest and noeet Jasper quarries in the woild. recently discovered. yrap of Fig. Produced from the laxative and nutritious Juice of California tit, combined with the medicinal virtues of plants knon to be most beneficial to the human system, acts ently. on the kidney, liver and bowrls, eSectual'.y cleansing the system, dispelling colds aud headaches, aud curing habitual coustlpatlor. Tf ere were la operation In the South in 1-69 90 as many an 1. 024,365 spindles, aain8t5Cl,3iJ in 1S7S-SJ. One Thouamnd lolliara. I will forfeit the b .ve amount, if I fall to prove that Floraplexinn tth? beit med'cma lu existence (or lyp-pia. Indirection or Bilious ness. It is a cert. i in cure, aud all rJ luime il ale relief, in car ot Kxluey aud Liver Com plaint. Nervous leuiiitv and Consuiuutiou. Florap'ex'on builds ui th weak system and cures lit-re otiier remedies fail. Ask your dmcitlst lor It and pet reil. uiiumt "Tblii.'S Wurtl knownfc" s.uupia uo.iie seut fiee: all tliir. prepaid. AJurous Ki iiaru SS Warrea Street .New loia. At the best Eozlish l ountry hruses separate tables for supper are uow in general me. A SS.aO Paper for SI 7J. rw Ynw-rn'm rnu.ivin elves mo much fot J fS-Ha M" Families. With lis fin D.t;-T ana "fjiii mi illustrations, its V-ek ....t .ta lfc.iH y lllustiated su;.pl--Hol.ilnv liU'iib-r, it semis as if tlie pullislierscou.d'no: do en. Mich taluli fieeto Jaiiu.iy.audforat.il: yen fin that dat t. January. l-'2. Addiess, lai Vucrn sCompamok, bjston. Mm. Br in or Ohio. Citt op To.ido. i-LCASCOUMT, Fhinb J. en KfT mikesovh that he Is the fei.ior paitner "i tlie tiriii o! i". J- tuistt Co.. uuiim bus n--s in iu tse v'T '"leuo. C.iuntv and state af .res ia.u id tb t sa d I firm will pay the sun of HLMMitD L' iLL A Ir- for eaih and evei y cae ultitih t " smieu oj tie use ot lia.1.1' VA TAKKBICUE- r llA.s iv .1. Ctll.S tY i bwornto tefore ire aud siicriord l.i rrv presence, :hl otu da) tl-c ni.ei. . U. law. c . V .(iLk.jk.3VS, SEAL ( 1 ffotary Public. The Kintua viaduct Sjad Is oJ5 feet titrh. on the Erie Hall's O'arrh Cure Is taken Internally a-! ac's dpectly on the bl;od ard inuco is su faces of tlie system. Send for testimonials, fi es. i. J. CHUNKY & CO, luledj.O 49" Sold by 11UK t. 75c AX INFALLIBLE felGX. Weeks "111 wager a new hat that man over there a a schoolmaster. " I'oits -.Nonsense, how do you know?" Weeks "O i, he tried his hand on the seat of the chair before he ant ot it:" The chief who chatted with the In dian Messiah calls Mmself Biz lieavrt; but ibt or ik nil li'g Beaver mm smashed last numner by lu owner In s rage against the tariff. There are over siii.ty-one tbousaoX promises In the Bib. Tint tired fee'.lug Is entirely overcome by Hood's barsapai 11 a, which creates an appetts, rouses fhe liver, cures h s uLac tie, an 1 eives r- r " fcuw niBi.vumua wuiie, Ml Elves TS" , newed ltre,is,h end vigor to the whole bodf. He sure to get iiood's Sa aapanlla wbicU Is p.- cuiiax to It ill. bold by all drugclsts. o Euai La Esdstenc. For msny centuries while the doctors hive oeeu eaperimeuiing ana tneuriz tut, the t. i-eiuara Vegetable Pills h ve beo queue curiuK people by cuunleraciiiif tl.e causes ol disease, stiiuulating torpid livers, kllltrys and boels, pr 'iiiot nit. promoting d.et tu, m triilou and exci etion. purif viu4 the blood, re storing vita ilv and aiuiug n.tuie (-entiy, quickly surely and s.iHy. saint le of lue c. beruard steiO.e hiLi will be sen- free to all applicants. Address at. Iteruaid box, 2sa6, ew a uta. A Pittsburg client has sued bis law yer because be loet his case. Frmser aus urMH. The Fraxer Axle Grease Is batter and cheaper than any other, at double the price. Ask yonr dealer for it, aud take no other. The best coujh medicine la Fiao's Cure tor Cunauuipuoa. bold every wuore. X5c A man in Michigan iscoinmg money out of a muihroom orcharJ. Cse Brows', Broaeniai Trochee for Coarhs. Colas ana an ou.er inroat iroubies. '-fre- ! tccXcr cmmeutiy ue Uct." Mtary Wr . : , " " " . . . . I , A Muarl -lrl " nl I toi:uea height acd ia growing yet. You wear out elo-hes on a wash boa-d ten much as ou tlie body. How oultsh. UUM, tiectiic sjap i ydUi gioce and save this u eless wear. Madaev. r iu e Ixi. iua't laae iautatioa. There -te lota oi theiu. Tae coins of Slam are made of porce lain; those of Japan are made princi pally of iron. Cann's Kidney Car for Dropsy. Gravel, Diabetes, Brl(rhis, Heart, ITriaary or Liver Diseases, .Nerv ousness, Ac Cure guaranteed. S31 Arcu Street, Phliad'a. l a bottle, 8 for (5, or UrtiRgisc 1000 certificates of cures. Try it Fans were used oy ths ancients, and are distinctly mentioned aa being used In 1C6 B. C. Rupiure eure.uaranieed by Dr. J. B. Mayer. bJl Area St., i'bil'a, 1'a. Ease at once, no operation or de lay from business, attested by thou sands ot cures alter others tail, advice free, send for circular. Tobacco was found in Cuba by Columbus when he first went to the is.and. The Indians were using It. ITS: AH FJU aropped rre of Dr. Kltne't Ores Kre Kesiortr. tiu after OrstdAT's n. lar t.mis cure. Teiuaiidil.wiriaieoU.Imt I DttMA buu 10 isr. b.iiae.yl Area at. rn. a fa. .A smull schooner, owned and sailed by two MakdU Indians, took 2000caes of dynamite from Port TowDsend to Jnneau, A'.aks,tor tbe Tread well ilin lng .Company. Make H- f afIVW " CONDITION POWDER jvs&- raiiuci a . snWtOf BsVeV - - - . . r HUMOH.OU3L Uitdoubtedi-y. Johnny Did the ancient knifchw use to wear shoes made of iron? r-ipa-Yes, my son. Johnny Weil. I sappese li was then thai, men first -felt the Uon entering .eir so tB." A NEIGBBOttt.TGROWI..-Mr. Gcr Jon -ttnre lankily) -Tuat dog of jouts 8 l.arkin ' all nirhr. Mr. Onderscbod So is yours. Mr. Goidon fceiUire Wei:, I've got utni to mine. Jf o woodpile IN ni3.-Flrst Wander er Why dues some kiiidUearted people snoll their charities Bill, by forgettin tiiat the poor has feelin's? i-'econd Ditto I dun'no. Jim; but many on 'em does it. I was offered the t n t brenk f ast y 'ever seen th is mor-in 1 ut a wcod-p:le went with it, I had ter say no. iNr-ULTZD.-I'ic'i v (entering the club iu a state of (Trent azitation) OhI (J! o.-us ofciubmen What's the mat te.? Di'-ky- A. wlotous fellow on the stictt ins 1'el me. Chorus- Wh;.t did he do? Dicl:y II - be looked at me, Choiiis Call (he police. In a jewelkt stob. "IIunr exi-'niiiied the watch to tlie hall clock, y.iu think beoause you are tall and have n handsome face that you can inn me down." D.i t.ot set me eom? ," anerily re plied ti e c'ock; "you bad better wind up jour r.o'isrnse, lor I am uan sjerous w en I str ke." And ti e Jargensen stopped. Asr ETPtxsrvE jokx. "Mrs. Bot?gs,'f said Bos m hesitating way, while 1 e ai d his wife wtreeatlngdlnner. "If I felt mtx that you could keep a thing to yourself, a d not breathe it to any livirg person Oh, uon t keep me waiting all aay. now," faid Mrs. Boga. "Wbatis itr" I was g ,lng to offer you one of tliepc raw onions," said Boirs, but she was too mad to take anything leas than il!. A poor PEACH tree. City Boarder I'pu't.nghis host at ease) IIow many ppaches did this tree hare on this year? Farmr Nary one City Boarder Wh it, not a sinl one (sportively) what kind of a tree is ibis? Farmer P.um Two or a kixd. Mrs. Welloff-Thtit 13 a spiendid charger you aie rldiu?, Mr. I orbody. lr. PjorU'?y (who bad spent bis week's a jes f,r an airing tbro'iuh the park) II ' iu er yes. Somethin? like the livery mau cf whom I hired him. DltfORISTS DANGER 6IONALS. Fa- lent ' Why do they always put red !:?hts In drueuists' windows?" Dr. Fa theme "Danzer signals Fe w iff the druil- Hlt thebs had. IIi-Tou are the cn:y g.il 1 eer loveJ. tl-e And you are tie only man I ev-r pave inv heait to. ,,e I am not tfooJ -nou5h for you Si!- 1 ease don't say that. lam tired of tli-'fre woida Hfc Win never ueeJ th-m before. She o n(,t vo.i. A difference. A2nes-"Jack is in love j Mar e "Xon-enfel" .A I'M- '-Tk.ltewkailwU J t en: I 11". ilar.e "Iiow dared youl" TriE FFAsnjf. Jack '"Why dothpy ivt-i 1 i;te dist es Frenca nauesy I'y tin lr c hi tnou Euglinb names tUey'd ta t ;is s e-t." Tom - -Ve-, but they wouldn't cost mutli." Cliint l.att J3(i telegraph etat!on. ri.- vsiu is mainly controlled by tlie r; veriio-tot, and tbe operators are all SI. 00O REWARD! Tne nboTf reard will bpi'! for froof ot thr i-J i fnc of a hrrxr LIHUtEM 'kn Ml-KCIIA.NT'S GAJiGI.lSO OIL ct lrtrr w. r n ):pntcdy than UEHCHAiil'S 'WOhL XAJiiI ton cvcrbra. 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