ABOUT THE TAIM. Hints for Farmers and Busy y Housewives to Appreciate. V i The tow price of beef and dairy product 1 causing more attention to be paid to sheep, which in consequence are growing scarcer. There is another reason in the great amount of labor a herd of cows make, whether their milk he sold direct, or made into butter or cheese. The old Knglish rule was that the keep of eight sheep equalled that of one cow. Mieep are, however, more delicate feeders, and will not thrive on coarte stock as well as cows will. They are alo cloe feeders in summer, and on old pastures live where a herd of cows would starve. On the other hand, theep iu winter will not eat th butts of corustockt as closely as will cattle. To lecture a crowd on advanced idea in butter making, and then have the old-fashioned churn refuse to bring the bu'ter perfectly, is only made more ridiculous by an apology. Hy the wav, it sound strange to he.tr the chief lecturer at thee Xew York eonferenceg say tliif he is not aware that there U auv lelinhle test for the fars in miik. Wherein doe the little shake bottle churn of Col. Curtis show any greater reliability than a big rhuru. No c-hurn can recover all of the butter fats iu milk, and utterly fail in ninny instances to get any great part of it, and why recommend a a t sting machine, a crude imple. ment that can only at best duplicate the errors of it Inrjrer asoeiate, though in fractional decree? Hoard s Dairvman. The common American holly may be ucc-n.f til y transplanted from its na tive habitat to the j:.-irden, if severely pruned at the li:i:u of removal. If the trees are live or i feet hih, cutaway at least two-third of all the branches, or, in other word, shorten them to about one-third of their original length. Yon n "ed not piy any attention to the bud on the stein or branches, f r there are alv;i enough latent or ad ventitious bud fr :n which new shoots will spring in due time. When dieting the plant pre rve a tn:iny of the root a po-,l.!e. but if one-half are preserved. Hud the top cut back, as we have directed, there will bo little dan ger of failure. Karly spring is the best season for transplanting the bivad eaved evergreen tree and hhruhs. it was an ! ! cxpr.-ion string farmers tht v ::i the fun-mcr rights are warm enough j. peop c did not want any- bed-Cor',. ovr them, tho corn would row. Ot.e woman had so much faith in thi ru e ilia: one cold season when the cn lition of the crops was in dorht she actually laid and shivered niwht after niirht, thinking that if the could stand it the corn would grow. And she was as con sistent as the m-in who thinks he Is a good f:trnier while robbing and skin ning i0 acres of pasture and Wet meadow, uni putting t!ie manure all on a few acres ubout the U use. It may be the best a mm rati do now. It is certainly better thmi spreading his labor and fertilizer over t much laud. It ha been d 'tie so long on many fauns thut un '.it pre-e;t con ditions the owners nut uIiIl" to go back anil undo it. '1 his is one reason why firmer cannot get rich vt hero their ance-tors did. '1 lie foil ha been skinned and exhausted, the pasi ure is almost barren, tli" timber is - M oil, and when the team g .-s t m.o ket it must bring ha. s n lo id of feed or fer tilizers, a thing which ws not th.n!it of two g-ucra'io:is "go. "Why is it that a'.l t'le benefits f modern inventions at. 1 evidences of refinement whi h the. f irmer and bis family get . 'A i f at one time held up a proofs ot" the farmer's linancial success aud at oilier times as the causes of hi poverty!" Such is the cu-e. Every mowing machine, sul y plow, patent harrow, top l ui'gy, nice horse blauket, fancy whip, iiuimi-uI ir.s'ru tnea'.s and factoy-ma h" car: et in the hands of farmers and their families have been e:ii:Mier:;'.ed as proofs that they live better fi 1:1 f rme'-Iy, a'so us evidences of tie ir ertravagati.-e ati.l causes of the h-r 1 time. But why should these things .oie so much re mark in the h iudj of farmer. Who ha a better right to li:-- g-'od th!ng of life? The organ an 1 plan w are n;u il ly bought by the girls who got their money teaching tchool r working in the mill or a sle ji and the carriage, and its equipments i u-nally purchase 1 by the boys in i"i ie (' t way ihaa farm work, bur the-;.- t'.inir are alter nately referred to a proofs ;f the farmer's wealth, or evidence of his ex travagance or c.i'.i-e of his poverty. ' The merchant may settle for -J cents en a dollar and hi daughter h ive a piano and hi en a f ist h'ie and the public wiil net piestiun any propriety of such things in their h.'.nd. Is the society of this ii:t(i n of freedom and quality so soon to L. divided into classes and each wnr un emblem to how the stat on? Who hss a belter light to the benefits of invention and the refinements of civilization than the farmer and his family ? Is his share of the products of his own toil to be cut down so low that iu order to live be must retain the primitive method and implement, wear the roarsc dress and inhabit the rn le da liings of for mer years? Mn.t farmer's children tart in life cla 1 in the proof- of their father's poverty? Such is the ten leney of the times. How long will it be so? Are yon fully sit'.fied with the sizt And quaii y of your chicks? If not. now is the time to nir'ke the change. If they are rot as hardy, ru-'ged and (rrowthy as you would have th"tn. not bright golden in r ol.-r of s':n, now i arely the time t re. luce thu Hock r.nd Introduce fresh ' lood. IV'ti't wait in hopes of sotnerbing itr.t o--;'.ile te.kii.g place. Stiik out now by weeding out ail males, a,d in i l .i'g the ptill: to be used a breed, i ne.vt v ein-. lKiii't retain or.e that is u : plump in body, broad across t:;e L:.. k, tint yellow in kin and leg. Then procure a male that is exceptionally strong In these, points and you will be surprised at the. Improvement in next year's Cooks. "VVe do not recommend shavings, awdust or exreisior pack'u. . mate rial for nest. Mi,.y valuable birds bave been killed be f-ed.ng upon saw Crust. Hen have been noticed to pick all day at shavinu a.;d excelsior, until no material a 1- ft iu the ne-t. Again, nests made in this way are hard to keep clean. No'l.ing excel oat traw for nest, cut up into lcnsrths of about two inches. V! ere convenient, place a few handful of tobacco stems ra the bottom of the nest. This i death to vermin. These stems can be had fee nothing from t;y tobaeconi-t When the hen is set sprinkle a hand fit. of tobacco d:irt over the e-g ana she Viil corac oC kU test w i.a a strong, healthy brood, entirely free from lino. Tobacco is a valuable insecticide for the poultry bouse. The days of spring chicken will soon 1-e numbered, but in preparing them for market let us suggest that it is not a good plan to shut them up last after they have had a free run all of their lives, under pretense of fattening. They will always fret and pine and grow thin. Adult fowls that have been at various periods of their lives einfined and therefore worry, fatten better when deprived of exercise. But as for half-grown chickens we are ytaklt.g of most breeds they will ot take on much fat, anyway, while their frames and feathers are increas ing at such a rate, and whatever fat tening may be possible is best secured by keeping them upon their accus tomed ground and f -eding tnein every few hours with all they can be induced to eat of a variety of grains, ground and unground, raw and cooked. "' Fans Note. A large number of salmon carp baa been distributed in various Vermont towns. A new creamery hat been started fa Delchertown, Conn., with A. W. Morse as president and F. L. Stebbins i secretary and treasurer. Another new ' one will be organized at Mil ford at w I far distant day. The wood pulp business is booming . down in Maine. The present daily consumption of wood in this industry ' is about 500 cords, and when all the i mills now building in Maine are com- pleted the business will consume 1,000 cords a day. The Florida orange crop will be . smaller than usual this year, owiug to the drouths that prevailed in the orange-growing region last spring. Last year it was estimated that about ! two million boxes of the fruit were sent out from Florida. I The annual meeting of the New England Milk Producers' Union will ' be held at the United States Hotel, ' Boston, Tuesday, Jan. 14th, beginning 'at 10 :'M o'clock. Local sections should hold their meetings for election ol cthVers aud delegates as soon as pos sible. j There are still a good many people who thinK that to ripeu grapes the leaves must be pulled ofl around tha clusters, and the sunlight let in. Tl is old etupidity is about as bard to ki 1 as faith iu the moon's changes as a guide to bean or potato planting. Baldwin, Mass., is getting to be quite i an appU town. Mr. Johu Flint raised ' nearly S,500 bushels of picked apples, be-ides nearly 1,000 bushels of wind falls last year, and there are probably twenty otnei who raised froiu 100 to 6i.'0 barrels, while nearly every farn-a' raises f roin to 100 barrels. "When mi'.k Is turned out from a pitcher or pail and settlings are discov ered in the bottom, so as to cloud the milk, or make it look streaked, the conclusion is safe that the dairyman is not as clean as he ought to be. The settlings are minute particles of filth from the cow's udder; which the milk er neulected to clean o:l. He should be reminded of hi negligence. Some Magazine Salaries. Mr. Gilder of the Century is paid $lo,0'j0 a year an J has an interest be sides. Mr. A'.Jen of Harpers receives about the same salary, but has no pro prietorship. Mr. Barlingame of Scnbner's is also paid a generous sal ary. Mr. Aldriih of the Atlantic re ceives a more, tuo 'erate income, bat his duties are less burdensome since Le h is only letter-press and no illustra t'oiis to look after, which maks a won derful d -Terence in an editor's duties. The Ladies' Home Journal has for several years paid its editor flO.OuO per year. Mr. Metcalf of the Forum receives also a large salary and is a stockholder in the magazine beside. . The editors of the North American. Review and the Cosmopolitan are also ' the owners, and thus derive their in come from the profits, or share the ' losses either of which is probable. A good business manager, be who can ' control a profitable advertising patron age and knows bow to boom the circu lation of the magazine is an invalu able man and at pre-ent is a scarce commodity. Such a man can command and easily" get from $7,000 to $10,000 ' a year, and is worth it, if be be the : right man men, fur example. Ilka Mr. Doubledar (of Scribner's), Mr. Hazen (of the Centnry), Mr. Seymour (of Harper's) or Mr. Seaman (of th Cas-ell). --Latest Intelligence." lie was a rjiorter of a local news i paper. He came into the office of the di-iri t po-tuia-te-, as was his wont, ' and asked if there was any news, j "Xo, nothing mu'h," carelessly re i plie 1 one of the otliria's. "Have you heard of the new order?" ) -'What new order?" eagerly asked the reporter, making a move for bis ; pencil. j "Why, that the postmaster-general ' is not going to issue the postal cards ' any longer.' I Where did you get your Informa tion?" ! "Well, we haven't any official in formation yet; but we know it is so." I -'That will be a great hardship to the poor," ventured the reporter. " I don't see how it will," replied the official. j "I suppose it is done on account of the loss on the letter postage?" i "No, that isn't the reason the post m ster decided not to make them any longer," spoke up another official. Well, what is the reason, then?" : a-ked the now desperate reporter. j Why, simply because they are long eno'.gh now I The postmaster-general and the people are very well satisfied v i h the pre-ent length." Th d'Mr slammed hard as the re porter v ent out. j Keed Worn Out With the Gavel. j No one looking at the massive frame f --peakir Kced would imagine that this exercise of the gavel in maintain ing order would have any effect on bis rnu-cular organization. But it does, ail the same. A few days ago in J ri ling from the Capitol in a street car j wiiti "the Speaker, in reply to my que acn ne saia: 'I don't know whether I will go home during the rece-s. 1 feel too tired to do anything, and have a strong craving for rest and quiet and a bottle nf arnii'B Win will inmriMil. Tr raps, to leam mar. pounu ng on me de-k with the gavel ha made all the muscles of my right arm painful. It has given them an exercise to which they have not been accustomed. But it is a great privilege to pound with that gavel, and I guess I can stand it as long as the II use can. Still, it does) seem ridiculons for me to say that tap ping on the desk with an instrument so small and light not only make me tired, but tore," and the barley 6peaker chuckled at what he believed would strike those who knew him. as border ing on improbable svad (hf abeerd. A DOCTOR'S COXFESSIOX. Doesn't Take Much, Me llolne and Advises the Reporter Not To. 'Humbug? Or coarse It la. Tht Bo called science of medicine la a hii tu bus: and has been from tb" time of Hip pocrates to the present, Why the big gest crank In the Indian tribes la toe medicine man." Very frank was the admission, es pecially so when it came from one of the biggest young physicians of the city, one whose practice U among the thousands, though be baa been grad uated bav a lew years," says the Buf falo Courier. ''Very cozy was bis of fice too, with its cheerful crate fire, its Queen Anne furniture, and IU many lounges and ea-j-chairs. He stirred the fire lazily, lighted a fresh cigar, and went on." ''Take the prescriptions laid down In the books and what do you OndT Pois ons and nauseating B'.uffs that would make a healthy man an Invalid. Way in the world science should go to pois ons for its remedies I cannot tell, nor can I Bud any oi e who can." "How does a doctor know the effect of his mediclue?" he asked. He calls, prescribes, and goes away. The only way to Judge would be to stand over the bed and watch the patient. This cannot be done. So, really, I don't know how be is to tell what good or huit he dos. Somcfme ago, you re men lsi. ilw ros:oa Globe sent out a i-poller w tli a stated set of symptoms. He went to eleven prominent physicians and brought back eleven different pre cuptiiin. Tb.B jut shows how much iclence t:.e:e Is in medicine." There am local diseases of various characters for which nataro provides positive remedies. They may not be included In the regular pbvsiciin'slist, perha.s, because of their simpliclty.but the evidence of their curative power is beyond uiapute. Kidney disease is cur t d by Warner's S if Cure, a strictly herbal remedy. Thousm is of persons, every jear, write as does 11. J. Gard iner, of I'ouUjC, R. I., August 7lb, 1800: "A. few years ago I suffered more than probably ever will be known out si le of myself, with kidney and liver comnUInt. It is the old story I vis ile i doctor aftr doctor, but to no mn I. I was at Newport, and Ir. I'ditekman recommended Warner's Sfe Cure. I commenced the use of It, and found r-lief Immediately. Alrogether I took three bottles, an I I truthfully state fiat it cured me." Fn.MINLEFAXCIES. M.VITKK OF INTEREST FOB OVh WOMK.N KK.VUL1U. Short Eits of Gosrip and Latest Kotei cf Fashioa. Iul.racelets the 51iakc'pe3reban7le it the late-t. Ou tiie outside is a quot& tion from Shakespeare; and fometimet a tiny bust iu silver of thu fjmous poe' is suspended by a slender diaiu. A charming tablesprt.id can be ma Jo of w hile sateen, with a wide conven tional border graced ly the datl'od'i and its foliage for a design, wrought, in soft, low colors. This fiiread couUl be lined with pale yellow hi lit tassels CHe of the Mr-t fairy-lamp notion, i of bi:vjiie, trireiignhir in ;iaTe, one side in the f n;i of -tl owl's head, another in the form of a ptt dog's head, while the third is the hea l of a sly looking cut. Yheec of ,-lass, large and expressive when lighted by the taper, in the hollow cctii-r, assume an exceedingly life-like look. A double-deck tabic of home manu facture, had seen good service as a wa-h-tand, but after the aides and baekshadbet.ii removed and several core sot white enamel paint had been applied to hi. le the wear and tear it had received, a very pretty square table was reduced, and after a drapery of light color and texture hid been tastefully thrown over if. a more com plete table could not be desired. A pretty waste-paper receiver to be aed to the corner of a writing table, I may be made in cornucopia form of a piece of cardboard about twenty-seven inches square. This squnre is lined with terra cotta atiu and covered with bronze-green plu-ii embroidered with an upright dtisign of rushes and water grasses. Two sides of the square are j brought together to rorm tue comu ucopia and laced bigether with si'.k cords. The top ede is huished with a silk cord and the receiver tied top and bottom to the leg of the table by satin ribbous in terra cotta and bronze free n. Black taffeta silk is made up f 01 travelling this season, and it is to be highly recommended, although not ex actly for its beauty. It shows the dust easily, but it can be so readily brushed off that revealing the dust Li considered one of its advantages. It is made up without a lining and is quite as cool as anything made for travelling, A favorite way of making up taffeta is in a belted blouse waist and a full pleated skirt. The waist, byway of adornment, has the top, both front and back, laid in tiny tucks, run by band, and shaped to form a yoke. The sleeves have also the tame orna mentation at the top. A woman with faculty is possessed t six senses instead of rive. Nothing daunts her. In these days of painting and papering, of cleaning and ren ovating, if the men disappoint her she seises brush aud paste-pot, and does the work herself. She is equally at home entertaining ber guests in the parlor and preparing their dinner in the kitchen. She ran carry on a deli cate diplomatic afiUir requiring tact and discretion, and, on occasion, can go Etraiht to the point without any diplomacy w hatever. Other people's bread is d-tuctiraes heavy and other jieople's dinners burn hers never. Other people are burn. -nod and op pressvd by tiifir spring t 'Wing. She did hers last faM. What is her lucky sixth sense, indeed, but the talent for organizing and urr.injpiig work, and carrying it tiiruh su.;i:e ?ful!, w hich the faci.Py gifted being lias by iiutui'C as a royal dower? The cofffk srrrrLT. C tbtomer live me a puin I or J:iv tfee New lo diving with a s;oop into a taffee bin( Y- ssir. Customer Wait, I've c' atigeJ mind. "11 take Mocha instead. few B y(divinj into the same bin) i'essir. Customer See here, you Eturted lo et the .T va out of that bin. Xew Byv Vesair. Xo diff'rence In h' coffee, sir, only dLt'r.nce In th' rice. Siict that door?' T"e time la fast Ppratchln when rlaltor to the auctum w:p st-p ia smiling and con Uent and j it as he la about to say: "Here is a little thing I have Juet Jaslied off,: he n be paralyzed by a toica ejLclainQini in tor es or tliua-eri How to Take Carw of Chlnawaro. To season glaM and chinsware to sudden changes of temperature, so that it will remain aouad after exposure to sadden beat and cold, is best done by placing the arti oles in cold water, which mast be gradually brought to the boiling point and then allowed to cool very slowly, taking several honrs to do it. The commoner the material the more ears in this respect is requir ed. The very best glaaa and chinaware is always well seasoned or annealed be fore it is sold. If the wares are prop erly seascaed in this way they may be washed in boiling water without fear of fracture except in frosty weather, w hen even with the best an neuled waase, care mast betaken not to place there suddenly in too hot water. All china that has any gilding upon it may on lo account be rubbed with a cloth of any kind, but merely rinsed, first in h.t and afterwards in cold water, and then left to drain till dry. If the gild-ng is very dirty and requires polishing, it may now and then be rub bed with a soft piece of waah leather and a little dry whiting, but this opera tion must not be related more than once a year, otherwise the gold will most certainly be rubbed off and the china spoiled. When the plates, etc., are pnt away in the china closet, pieces of paper should be placed between them to pre vent scratches on the glaze or paint ing, as the bottom of all ware has little particles of sand adhering to it, picked up from the oven wherein it was glazed. The china closets should be in a dry situation, as a damp closet will soon tarnish the gilding of the best crock ery. In a common dinner service it is a great evil to make the plates too hot, as it invariably cracks the glaze on the surface, if not the plate itself. We all know the result it comes apart. "So li dy broke it," "it was cracked be ll re," or "it was cracked a long time a to." The fact is, when the glaze is in- Jtred, every time the "things" are isahed the water get to the interior. I veils the porous clay and makes the ' - hole fabric rotten. In this condition iey will also absorb grease, and when posed to farther heat the grease takes the dishes brown and discolored. ( an old ill-used dish be made very hot ideed, fat will be seen to exude from le minute fissures upon its surface, lie latter remarks apply more partica trlr to common wares. Selected. The largest reservoir or artificial tank a the world Is the tank of Dbetar, wenty miles southeast of Udalpur, in mi la. It covers an area of twenty-ont quare mile. On Cqk and Out Rented y. .'f as all doctors arree disease Is produced by ar eause rapablr ot derrrsMng Vitality vit'ai nic the i1mm1 mud impairing ol estlon, nuiii Jen, and ei ret n. ihe'i M. IWnard Veetalil ,lls.Mbih Dromote nutrition, stimulate the Iver, kidney aud bow-l an.i skin and purtf-j I sic uMxxi iau reut.s vi:m.iy, mu&i ueanu ?.tc vally the proper remedy for a.! caral-le ti-rwes. A sample ot tuo M lie: nard lie l'lll will be S'-ntrer to all applicants. Ail tress C Beruard. Bus Mia. Newltirlu The ahl:a was known ou'y as a Sower twenty-five years ag. The 3 rat double one appeared in 1311. Timber. Mineral. Farm 'land Hinch-SJ In Missouri, Kanst. ivxaji nd AikAUsaA bought aud to.d. lyler & Co, RjjitAsCitj, llo A straw hat with a brim fourteel feet iu diameter has teeu made by a hatter in Wllkesbarre, Penn. If your house Is oa fire, you pnt water of the burning Umbers, not on the smoke. io lf you have catarrh you should attack tL. diseas? In the blood, not In your nose. To Ci this, take Hood's srsiprl!', the treat bloi purlucr, which peimanently cures catarrh. A fir tree recently cut down in Sno homish county, Oregon, was 300 feet long and 12 feet in diameter. lee Wii Chinese Head che Cure. Harmless In effect, quick and p-wltive In action, tteut prepaid on reerlplof 1 per bottle. Adeler a Co. The first city organized was Xew York, when in 1652 she received her charter at Xew Amsterdam. "WOMAN. HEX DISEASES AND IHtlll TKKATME.NT.- a valuable Ulus trate l book of seventy-two pages tent free, oa ree.-ipt of lu cents, to cover cot of malllns, eic. Addrets, Y. U. Box luui. rblladelphia, l a. There are more ducks In the Chinese Euipir, says an authority, than In all the world outside of it. If errj sotiiii la this land knew for berseli the actual quality of lH4tms tiecule sop no other -hiUK soap could be sold. Milltoni fin u-e it. but other luiliions have never Lx.ed It Have ,u f Asa your grocer for It. A MisAFPREHENbiox. Ilisnibs Wbat did ttutt auburu-luiired girl snub you for just now? libjas I caut imagine. I wai'eo for her at the cloak room door, and when she appeared I ofiered her ruy arm and Sold, "Heady?" and she went off as though I'd Insulted Ler. Tue T iled chop. Young lady ITow much is this ribbon a yard? Clerk Ten dollars, madam, and going up every minute, 1'ouug lady Mercy mel I didn't sup pose it would be over filly cents. Clerk (with dignity) That ribbon, madam, la peach color. Sns wu a suiotEE girl. Jack Why are you so cold and indifferent to me Amy? and only a few weeks ago you told me that I was the sunshine of youi life! Amy But remember. Jack, that thk 1 Is tbe season when the sunshine loses it: pow er. A buyer of a Kew Tork wholesale house is sail to earn $00,000 by his skill In forecasting the dry goods mar ket. Frmser Asia Gnih, The Franer Axle Grease is tbe best and. Intrinsically, tbe cheapeat. Don't work your horstM to death by usiug poor axle grease. Try it. There Is no proof that lace makira ex sted much previous to the fifteintt century. The oldest known painunj iu which lace appears U the protrait 01 a laJy, In the AcaJemy vt Venice, which wa? painted by Caspaccio, wh died itbout 1523 . A Sore Threat or Couch, it su!Tred to pro- ffres. ott-u results in au lucnraole throat 01 unit irouti'e. "ltront Bronchial Irwctes' Ktvcs Uisiaul re.eL A single oraniie tree In Florida ha? been known to bear 8300 oranges in a year. Such a yield Is excessive, as a f rove that will yield 1500 to the trea is considered excel.eLt. Ps Tarn Cver Saecsletet An v person eendloa ns th-lr ran. Ml a1 dresa will receive iaiorniation that will lea4 tn a f .rtn-e. Beni. Urwia O, beoont Boildluc Kanaa, tltr- Mo Xatives In the Soudan are obliged to remain in the water most of the time, in order to s-jcure relief from the Intense beat. Guaranteed five year eight per ent. Fir" Mortgages on Kansas City property. Interest payable every &1 months; principal and inter et "colh-ct! when due and remitted wiibouc eiius :o lender. For sal by J . H. Bauerleln si Co Kansas City. Mo. Writ tor paruculara. It is estimated that when the season at Saratoga, N. Is at its heigl.t 1250 gallons of water are drank every day. Money nrvested tn rnotee cne hnmlrrd dnV tar kalldiDj lots tn suburbs ot Kansas City w,H pay troni firs hundred to one thousand pet cent, the nxt tew years under our plan. S-i ra-b aad V per month without interest eo? 1 tru'.s a drsirable lot. Particulars oa apa!tssj ! tea at. U.LUitMlsd m Co Kaaias City, its, t s ' orsis EXJOYS Both the method and results when 6yrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta rent! yyet promptly on the Kidneys, Ldver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers aud cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the enly remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in ha action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substance, its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Svrnp of Figs is for sale in 50o and l bottles by all leading drur rista. Any reliable druggirt who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept Cny substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. . nuutoiaoo. eu i asswsnrir. ti. kw raar. an ! ASTHMA. PoptuAmt Aithins bpecino lives Immediate relief. It Is believed to be the Best ASTHMA Remedy k!HM'U to humanity. As evldenee we nivfl a Trial Package HIKE. Sold l y I irupKists. . Sent bv m;iil. io-t!t:i!d. mr tl per B.i. Address, TiiUa. J Ol'llAM 2wl Kldte Avenue, Philadelphia. Children Iwaja of pure Cod UVr OH wltr. Mypo phoephltea of Lima end Soda la almost es pelatabie as milk. Chlljren erjo tt ntforthin othnrwlne. A MARVELLOUS FLESH PRODUCER It la Indeed, and the little lade and laeaiee who take cold eaaily, may r fortified eaalnat a cougn that mlsbt prove aerioua, riy taklns Scott'a Emulsion after trislr meals during the winter season. 3wire MutMttitutioHS and Imitations. ,Fcr Coughs tCc&3 Tb-ro ij Mcnil lc lik ca. schenck's t- ' J o i, . aaa taAaaiM UsSSaJKJULfilUEilU IMW SYRUP. - vj ; It ie rleamnt to tL tte mul V" ,.---'' ' do- t"t ooDta n ft Mriicle of " - sy.-.i.p. ."j-......... - V jilti. h .-.ri-1. all Iru:t4. Pr"r, ft 00 t-itUsj. lr. b.- ec k'i - k rn --riauii.; n -d Jt .crf, miiM AJ.'t-hsj Ir. J. 11. bedeck t Bon. Ph:lp(i;.cfii p A Tipll TT. I.. rseKMB o-s m r WH - I lUils) warrutifed. Hud nrri fnr Um.m htm nttiar iu J tt tc inrd tu bottom. VV. L. DOUGLAS S3SHOS FOR GENTLEMEN. ;r" (ill -i'!r- on ;.!!' for Taluablr. ianrtnatl'.o .1 Mt-fctan. lla.. TKt PREAT ENGLISH RtNllDf, BEECHAM S PILLS In Eiliscs ail Krrciis Disorders. "Worth a Guinea a Box" but sold for 25 Cents. ri mil ;i.itj. NEW LAW CLAIMS. A,riuiioREte?siis4Ci Jlliar.rr. I 4 lit F U aaaiaal.a. O. V. Blraeca lttice. flcvcl.nd. tr.it.Clilcae. PATPI1TS WasiBHloiiVipT?! a M aa a va sesp roa . lacvim. KIODERS PA3TilLE8..r.uti P'tVfC B f rjjii m w.noBRis MrlVri il Wa-blmslon, !. . Siicce&sfully Prosecutes Claims. 3 La.w !S u 1 ; ) 1 Kiimnrr L' H . 1'pdaIOD is nnU. fa lymnLat r. laaAiiiflwfcTiiigriiiiifi., atj i Viktue rewarded. "Here, my sod,11 saH a kin ;iy-lo"kinjr old Rentle mati, meetlaj a boy who w.is whistlir.R alone the avenue this morning, "here ia a dollar." "Yes sir rejiied the boy, taking it lies talingly, "but what must 1 do with "Keep It, my boy; keep it. and may Ileave.i's blesslnz go with it and wiib you-" "But, elr, what for?" questloaed tbe boy in a veiy natural amazement. "Because, my bov," and the tears were in the ol i tran's voice and In his eies, bec.tma on were whistling "L!t de Annie Hoor.e'." Avoirrxa a aiisuNDrnsTAXDixo. HcCoikle Did 1 tell you atioutatsh swallowing a snake that I saw while away on my vacation? McCrackte No, but before you begin I want to ask you one question. "All light." 'Is this a snake story or a fish story?" Should Bfc Able To Manage It. She He seems to be a very methodical man. I suppose be understands his bus iness tho-ougbly. He Tea. She By the way, what is his busi oes. He He has none. Anion? th nobility ot mediaeval times, ladies took their "constitutional" in carriages called wiilrllcotes; the moth er of Kiouird 11, so took ber rides 3C0T?S let pvprv enfeebled woman know it! There's a medicine that'll cure her, and the proof's positive ! ... Here's the proof if it doesn't do you good within reasonable time, report the fact to its makers and get vonr monev back without a word but you won't do it ! . 1w T" The remedy is ur. fierce s F.ivorite Prescription and it has proved itself the right remedy in nearly every case of female weakness. It is not a miracle. It won't cure everything but it has done more to build -up urea, enfeebled and broken - down women than any other medi cine known. Where's the woman who's not ready for it? All that we've to do is to get the news to her. The medicine will do the rest. Wanted Women. First to know it. Second to use it. Third to be cured by it. The one comes of the other. The seat of sick headache is not in the brain. Regulate the stomach and you cure it. Dr. Pierce's Pellets are the little regulators. A Story About Bismarck. :d jin advance copy of the tbird volume af 11. V. Sybel's ' History of the Ger man Empire," has been received. Pro bably tbe most interesting chapters refer to the relations between Prince Bismarck and Count Rechbsrg, the Prussian and Austrian Ambassadors respectively at the German (Frankfort) Ivieu Prince Bi.ruari-k (then Herr von B-sinarck Schonhausen) soon found out tbat Count Rechberg was hot-tempered tDd passionate, but 10 the main honor able aud eood-natured. Count Kech berg, on bis side, cordially disliked Prussia and its astute representative, but did his best all tbe same to keep on amicable terms with bis colleagues. Both officially and socially there was, however, plenty of friction between the two. Ou one occasion things came to such a pitch tbat Couut Rechberg, entirely losing his self-control, passion ately exclaimed: ' One of my friends tuitil wait on you in the moroing." "Why all tliis unnecessary delay?" Herr von Bismarck coolly replied. "In ail probability you have a pair of pistols haudy. Let us sett'.e the matter iruiiicliately While you get the things ready, I f-lrill write a report about ttie w hole transaction, which, in case I am killed, I rerjiies yon to forward to Berlin." Both set about their work. When Bismarck had finished, he band ed the sheet to Count Rechberg. re questing biui to examine tb same. Bechberg's passion had in the mean time riven way to sober reflection. After having pi-riised the report he taid: "What you say here is quite cor rect; but is it really worth while to tight a duel for sum a reason?" That U exactly try opinion." w as Bismarck's answer, and the maf.j-r ended. tad llali (Juzctle. Josenh Jefferson received fl2,000 for is autobiography. Too vision A KT. "Your father re fuses ii is consent to our union?" "He does. Harold." "Xotblneseems to be left for us then, except eiojierient. Io you think, Myrtle," siid iht; young man, swallow ing a sob, "tbat you could leave this luxurious home, forfeit all the enjoy ments of wealth, banish yourself for ever from your parents' be irts, and go to the West with a poor man to enter a home of lifelong poverty? "I think I cjuld. Harold." Then you are not the practical gdrl I liaie taken you to be," said Harold, with deep drjec'.ion, as he rose up wear ily and 1 cached for his bat. Dm Thousand Dollar. I will foi t tl- at- .v- amount. If I rati to provr ih.t 1 loravlfilon Is the lrst me1icin In exlstcm e for lyswf.!a. Indiir-tlon or Killoas I"st it is-tri iincure. niiJ afTvrt-d lrnmedl ! i eli-f . tji i'hm 01 Ki.iney and Liver Coin il::inT. V -v.u Jiet'ilttv and Consumption. 1 loi:ipxn.M bu!!! n th weak Bvstcin aud Cit-s wli-i" oilier rin-!! fail. "AsIc vour dnit-cist fni it nnd ct well. Valuable book '! liings i:t i h Kuou hi:," also. Paiuole bottle 'Ut f;ce: .ill tli ir- prepaid. Address l roiiklia Uuie. Warren Streot New 01 It. An Hucloa fa!e cf coffins took place tiie other wet k in Birtow, Fla. Ok'Mioma fin ie ivm ,iHid Map ent anywhere on rrctipi ol 'tsTler lo, Kansas City, Mo. The Ileiiolan lers rarely lock their doors, but when they do they leave the key where it catiba reached by any one s-eki.ir admission. FITS: a:i I ir fopprarreenv ir. KllnesOnsat ht-rv ois-r. No V luaricr tlrst dar's use. MaT t.ou tuie-. l'ie.iiiM!aijd liou trial ooiue tree t j ir.tah. iiuiolir. K.ujr.ul Area u rnua.,fa. Manclit-tr claims to p isess the most anrient b t-telry In the British kingdom. It is iu .N i.t t inn G rove, near Corporation street, in the iieifrhboihoo 1 of Victoria and Excli:me Stations. The quaint old Inn still boil's its ancient name of "The Feven ''tirs,'" by wldch l, was called lu A. D. l'i". The eiuboard over the door ami- ui'ces that the house has pros pered foi Cv hundred and thirty-eight years. ('aim's iituney Cure Tor iJropsy, liiavel, Diabetes, Bright's, Ueart,L'rmury or I.iver Diseases, Nerv ousness, Ac. Cure guaranteed. 831 Area feuctt, Phllad'a. 1 a bottle, for to, or drn!(;'st. liXMJ certincates of cures, 'i rv iu A genuine portrait of Columbus, painted by L-j'to in 1501, has Deea dis covered. Kit pi uro cnrenMstraiiteeff by kr. J. a. Mayer, iJi Arch St., Pbll'A, 1'a. tase at oiicsj, no operation or de lay from business, attested by thou sands cf cities alter outers tail, advice free, send ior circular. The Emperor of Japan is having a state couch built for himself, at a cost of $175,000. 3tafl'lc:ed with soreeres ns Dr. Iaxaa Ttaotnp. Kii 'tt, e-waler. LiruKrtaeellat-oo.ecoH.Us ri ite e''ss for miriors was first made in London by Venetiau artists in 1670. 49 Aiare, WTrr 1 T irU TTTE MATTER. ITe Do yoa think there Is anythinz effemii a'e about mer ansa uic un .voninj that mv mannerisms put her in mind of herself. She Miss nil lew is a 1001. Would stay Bald. Agent You .h.i.i i u- now here is a oreDara- tlon that will force out a luxurl Jlmpson (giancmK wwaiu uio wuc I don't want it, sir, I have more hair now Mian I want. Merchant (angrily as his clerk enters three hours late) W here in the name (Clerk offers him a twenty nve cent cigar.) fcontirtiinel of sense do you buy such good cigars. Hateful, PjEOFi.E.-First Pedettrlan There's a man 1 bate worse than the plague. .Second Pedestrian Why? First Pedestrian He always pronoun ces my name wrong. A CovtkA9T. He (before marriage) I could die for you. He (after marriage) You will be the death of me. Not is nis line. Post The new one thousand-dollar bills bave a protrait of Geueral Meade. Friend How in the world do you know that? Reciprocity explained. Maud What do they mean by reciprocity? Claude Now, If I were to kiss you and you should kiss me in return, that would be reciprocity. Maud Why. its nice, isn't it I thought It was something bad. No bread. Philanthropist I sup pose this laziuess is bred in you fellows- Tramp Not by a big sight. I'm as empty as a vacuum. How To 2va3z:o A FEW HENS Is the motto and teaching of the Bett Poultry Pair PW'-' ' ' T'r' tnontba as eta. Ca.n or Klampa. baiuple free. AdrJma 1AKM-KU Lli.l. !. i' ..i nr- vim IF YOU CAXT GET IT It ! Ab?!nt!T rot. Hl-b'T Cenrfntrmtr1. Wot Fr-nr.Bii -al. h.:- :i-. Kut Y00A. Vua fn buy or rlw ftd m rh-p we ran. 1'j .-: :t- nor Tti&a (Told wlni bru r Houtti:if. fan v r; f ir.ler." tmv C'i-tornr. KruJi b drriirvliitfl. irr,x--, ir-n-rnl - J-- V.' vlll wnd rt-Iaatd bT MM rll')f.-A hf-w it ' V lihil'j'- RAIfN'O GV!DL " (jro at c-nl. (v,aTl'i dsx.iy f".'ir .tt'i'i, Jow.Irfcr ftOC'-ntx. or.ons lr-elH iund t n tr 9: r. 1 : r f) 00 s; larv cns. fOw pr'.-ita. f "0- Sf,f "M.t.- eent m, daty pr Lx lttU4,ooUtJ wot f reex L. a. JOH-Ney k CO., i 1 tRec out'Of tftz worl d.Yh &n our of rhs & l JL (TrT mm for house-cleaning- llis f:;!id .fk caJc ot scouring cc Cleanliness Is always fashicnaole rd tho tssa of or the neglect to use SAPCLIO markc a wide difference in the social scale. The fcect classes are always the most scrupulous !n imliors of cleanliness and the best classes. usc GAP CLIO. KLLCVL& 11 m mm ELY BJttTUltE. M Warren A Poet'a Home. Richard Henry Stoddard, the pool and critic, live in Fifteenth Street, Xew York in a house which is literally furnished with books. They overflow the parlors, dining-room and bed rooms, line tho library walls, crowd the attic, and are piled in shelves even in the halls. It is said that no other private residence in Gotham contains such a collection of books and periodi cals. It would probably he impossible for Mr. Stoddard to state the number of samples of inspiration which pour upon him from all parts of the Conti nent from the hands of the embryonic poets of the future. In this respect he chares the sorrows of other prominent men of letters, and accepts; resignedly, the bitter with the sweet of fame. 2OT AFTR A DAT JOB. Past-COm- mander Ja-nes S. Fia-r, of the Grand Army or the Republic of this Stale, told some friends, theother nhihta story about a man ba fwtnt. rl-itvn t r th. o toa. -house to get a job as nighUwatch- uian. vouectorirnaratsent theman to the civil service board to he examined. The man was quite intelligent, and an swered the questions put to him until he was askeU ihat the distance was be tween tbe earth and the sun. He hesi tated for a time and finally acknowl edge! that he did Dot know. "VOUdOn t Know?" KlI.ltLa onrnmio- sionr, severely. -Mlstr," said the applicant, "1 U:dn"t thi.-.V I'd li ira f.. question like that. I'm looking for a Senator Ilawley possesses, ia hand some binding George Washington's own cony of the statutes of the Cr.it Congress which met in Xew York i i Tns book is printed by Francis Childi and John Swaice, of Philade pbla, printers of the United StjitM id,... i handsome paje, but tbe paper lias vwuuwuuim n,a curious irregularity in the hundred years of its existence. Coma Swr, Wk riiulr ZUvrtrettd - Bead in 4S0.00O ramiliet. Five Doable Holiday Numbers. Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, Easter, Fourth-of-JuIy. FREE TO 1891. THE YOUTH S COMPANION, Boston, Mas. Is a coiuplamt wliih aiis " more or leu. It ortiii.tt in . sion of colds, com intd it!. impureu!!i?e preeableflow fio:n the u.,se uckli D tliroat, ofleuslve breatti. lain over mil? the eyes, ringincand luistii,!rneie,iB!!,' are the more common syinpioiiia fCf"!, cured by Hood's Sarsii,iri!la t,i'n S directly at iu cause l y r, inov!n aM "il from the blood, build. ni; up tue JWmi and giving healthy tune to the wh0 ystea. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druirsr'sTs. ' : 'It f.,r vS p only bye. I. Ilooi c. 1.. ,w .,, IOO I4KH t'11'.' J(!,!j,r FOR FIF FY YEARS MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUp Vti.lt- T..-tLll.i ' .r . ,.-r V 't i r all p;!rl. rur-s v 1 (.-.. ,(, t runic Y for (J :irr-i .. 1 V'in.a fclUf O STDFrED FRFF - N F ' A F. h F STOK t! 5g I w a 1 1 iki 0 1... .. . . , v, r J - - ' t -.. uri .-1- l. Lh. ' -a-iii, a y ,cn:iEuzmi. OlDnaaa.S!'"S . ' tl.i. 'Ol Of Ui V- ,"uov 4 u- l'- DYCFE t CO. uuiij ,11 '.a ... vm. 11-1 '.:-; ... uwtwm. hi. t Jilil. I I ii . . . . to f - , 1- r,ri .. r .;:" " -WITH- lit teSV' LIKE H I CONDITION FGWDER XttK U(rii:, ? TO I . ' 1 a ? , ?-.r.-s--w 'i t r i -- i a sr " a av a a 1 sr AN LY. 17 St.. Kw York. Price (10 for a osE-n-i nit "ii -;; mm -!!! dollT.T. tvK .. ' ' -t ' " "I T I? tl.r Cull4 inalM, .! j'. r.c :ouj ' fully j t.raii On ra-nm bott' ' v"- Vu tw.ou- oa bn'i.o ' ' i.. mat Ona lt of Ta'-Hu t':.. ..-r . . . One ilwrf Vi.n.-ll . r r. 10 an il -H . . . W . . 10' . . a- Od t'lt. of T l ri - i OoeUlfof Vivi i-r S'is; . i , .; Cae two-ounce bott.e Or rty pof t ty grimv n.v ftamal rn nn a r',rj n-druaji f aiy I hm - hfHroch lt. o.. a' ih r tiw v no uamm .5. - GRATEFUL COM FOrtTI NO. BREAKFAST P i tljrironirb kn 'wioj.- .f m whicti g'jvrrn tti oiKirat i-nitt T .l!--tlou, and ty caref m aMlu a' 1- :i tlM of wU-Mle;'td C"x'-, k'.r. t :-; ourbreakfut tblr a ltii a '.--I'cu.t lt-4 it:, i DBSTi- , - iuv prjrr I j.rovifl 11. M.i.'dDe I -'Wri 0U11 Ui. - f8 of dlM -. V dljMr. srijund ui . -a (wUlU . ly A,. .tar- eratia wblca ntv bv u-t mi iy t ll im by ttie juJi-l(u u i a .: lbit isOUHttiutlou may t ra : na! r trutiieunugti to rel-t fvry ici: busdredj of iiblle tnalEaJllt-M tarf n -is ralj to attack wbcrevt-r Ujt-rr Lt . We may esoai many a fatal ntuxfi I el well for Uriel with .ur bio-xt h nourlahod frame. "ivi' vn-if '.c mluA9 Imply with boiling watT Only la half-iv-'uud tint, by Uri-vr. ia H ILS ti'l'sS V CO.. lio.MMi JxMHlS, IKLi.'I). 1m proiMnf iii.It W t, tbu; PATENTS InrfD tor's O"!- r How t a Patent. --ut rr Patrick O'Farre!!, ASTHmAcu,REp;FREE FRAZERoIIe ih;t in un; v.i.i Ts wri in ij'i li!l- ii! i ally out'.istHiK t o ihiis .t a'.;.' JSot eUectei by k.iu aofc-i 1. lir.nl. FOK SALii OS ii:Ai.i:Ki i,. .j-:ai.li. f.ic J. U. C l: A I.I K ' .. t 1 i fine "urn . VTl- Brvwnt. 're TtiE youth's 3?MPAN10H VASELINE- EPPS'S O0S0A - ..i.i J efi-. i' ,- I.. 707 1 6 a i im ip fmjf irrTTT?.'rflr iliiliin