Juniata sentinel and Republican. (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, September 17, 1890, Image 4
AEOUT Tire FAHiL "or Farmero and Busy i ewives to Appreciate. Fowls n''l cartful attention at this vtwon if thoy are existed to lay during cold -weather. Put them through the moulting seswon aa quickly a possible by jfood fettling and plenty of exercise, taking care not to fatten tlivin. 'W hole wheat is excellent for th-m, provided It is placed among chaff and rubbish so that they must scratch for it. The early Spring pullets will probably bvjjin to lay v hea they ara the or bix months old. If the laying habit is foi ui.'il at this early ago egg production is iiicrrased, and the fowl Ih'i'umk's more valuable for future years Tho raivful rcoiioniy showu j many owner of vill:iur and city lota in util ising vacant pa-)' is a lesson to many who own more land than they can properly work, mid allow waste places to i;i uniiM'd ulMut tho house and other lniilding4. Thee are, indeed, just the places for ;ntpe viues, espe cially if trellis's are built, eo that the vines it I ! t clinic io ;! lnil.n.i or run over tin- roof. If there is little vacant l.tud at the bottom run the trel lis lulnr. Koots w ill run and thrive under stone or brick walls, and a crop of grapes m iv thus be irnmn from land that in capal.lo of producing boluiug t-Ne. The pruning t'f '!': and hybrid roes should In- U ft until early iu Spring. lIoe plants having flexible shoot nhould be bent dow u and fastened to the ground by pegging. Then, at the approach of severe weather, they can be covrred with le:u e und straw, over w hich a little soil can be be placed to keep them iu position, or some brush laid over the litter, and stones on them ill keep it in place. Strong-stemmed rose plants ciin be strawed up and thus protected. lraw ing the soil up eigh teen Inches or more in a mound about the base of a ro-e plant w ill effectually protect the lower purt of it, and if the upper part -hoiiM be injured it can be cut away in the Spring. t.ond n has this year the luxury of sttau l rri. s tive or fix weeks, and now talk- of i;i tiini.' this fruit from France and Spain to further protect the sca-on. The iiiiiiien-o area, and V real varit tv of climate of this coun try ;ivc Aiiicii ans much longer wagon- iu fruit thin are common any where el-e. All along the coast fruit is brought sii.c s. fully from Florida, tieorgia, Moith nml South Carolina, l'vtaw.iro und New Jersey, and return ing it conns from Nova Scotia and M.iin: ulli iird. Railways now ex tend from .Manitoba to our northwest t. Ni-vv I nl. ans, and when the prob lem of cheaper transportation is solved, will give the residents of the Mississip pi Valley more fruit luxuries than any other people ever before enjoyed. It is useless to sow wheat when the oil it uot in proper condition. To be iu condition it should be compacted ami moist near the surface. If the toil has been hardened by heavy rains 1 not try to mend it. I r i 11 the aeed in as shallow as possible, so an to cover the grain, and if not all covered drag it and then leave it. "Wheat thus sown is more likely to stand the Winter than If the land was plowed up and made to mellow that the sed is necessarily covered to a greater depth. But so long as dry weather continues, keep the w heat seed out of the ground. It Is better to sow lato with the soil in proper condition, than to get a large und unnatural growth in dry, hot weather. It is to be always remembered that w heat needs a moist, cool climate, and seeding; should be delayed until this can bo obtained. It may no' generally be; known, but it is nevertheless true, that there is a forestry divi-i.ui in the department of ucricuiture. Wc hear little of if, and practically it accomplishes nothing. A coiiiinittie of the American Forestry '"ongre-s estimated that thirty billion feet of lumber were taken from our forests during 1 "". With the vast tire that have raed during in Oregon, Idaho, Wa-hington, Montana and (.'ah forma, it is impossible to cal culate with accuracy the amount of timlx-r used and destroyed, but the destruction of forests certainly ha been larger than is commensurate with safety for the future. Our people have never been charac terized by the provinciality that pre vents one country from learning by the experience of another. Therefore it it is wise to know what other nations are doing in thi regard. Kussia knows the value of ib.. forest, and in sections where trees are sparse, forbids the lis' of wood for fuel on railroads and fcteainiioats. France nud tierinunv have well organized forestry depart ments, and the cvpeiise attached to op erating' thou is considered a wise gov ernmental economy. It is reported that I'.iiiish lii'lia has a forestry de partment of great value. The expense of operating this department for I,ow r r.uiniih for lssi w:l ",li,3l5. from w hich the government received a net income of t,:i t.. This money was expended for surveys, protection f com lire, Miperv isioii of the losses, etc. The sum allowed by the United States for the conduct of our forestrv di par: in, tit is ..i.iioi) per annum. It can bo fairly estimated that to bnild our pi. sent railroad v -tcm more than K"1. .01 n acres, or one-fifth of our present forest area, were stripped dur ing the iat fifty years, and the next fifty will very likely call for more than double that amount, and it is quite true that the annual consumption of the for e ts njik,! twice the amount of material supplied by annuJ growth. A large expenditure Is necessary to handle the matter properly, but like subsidizing American steamship companies, it is an output of a million to bring in fire million. The clematis, next to the rose, blda fair to become the popular flowering' plant of the day. It is entirely hardy, a rapid climber and a most profuse bloomer. The colors embrace the most beautiful tints, purple, lavender, scar let and white, some of the flowers in the larger blooming varieties being quite six inches or more in diameter, and very showy. With careful train ing a strong plant will attain to a con siderable height the first season, often covering an entire frame or trellis, and whether trained over lattice work or pillars or left training upon the ground, their large, star-shaped flower are produced in the greatest numbers froiu the last of May to October. Old rockbeds are a capital place for this rapid climber, and several Tarietie planted together and clambering over the rough surface of the rocky heap will soon turn it into a gorgeous mas of rich bloom. rrof. Tatrick of the Iowa Agricul tural Experimental Station, has dis covered a cheap, easy, simple and val uable process by which to test the per een of butter fat in milk. At tho State Fair, it was by his test, added by other scientific men, that the con test wa settled between the cows which were contesting for the premi um. We aw Frof. Patrick go through the whole process, and it was done in a few minutes, and to the satisfaction of all close and scientific observers. It certainly is the true way. But the. richness of the milk should not and probably was not the exclusive evi dence of the superiority of the cow for milk and butu-r. The per cent of the butter fat in the milk of the various contestants should be multiplied by the quantity each cow gives in a cer tain time. Frof. Patrick s test is des tined to greatly simplify and reuder exact the settlement of this question. There has lieen an immense increase in the use of oats as au article of diet iu the past score of years. It is be coming an almost indispeusible article in many families. And we frequently come across persons w ho never admir ed, but still more w ho have eaten, but become disgusted w ith it. It is seldom any can be found which can be relish ed at public hotels. The almost uni versal fault is in cooking it too little Out meal needs thorough cooking, and when it is not done people become dis gusted with and abandon its Use. After a constant use of it for twenty years, scarcely doing without it for a single breakfast when at home, where it was to be had cooked thoroughly, frequent ly visitors at our table first decline to take it, but after being urged find it very palatable, and want to know where such oat meal can be had. They had never tasted any like it. Oat meal should be cooked at least one hour. Farm Notes. Geraniums, carnations, bouvardiaa, stevias, lobelias, begonias, abutilons and many other species of plants will demand similar attention. Pansies and violets that areexpecasd to be win tered iu frames, and give some bloom in the cool season, can be placed In position in frames this month, where they will get established before cold weather seta in. For a longtime advocates of bagging grapes to improve size and flavor have had matters much their own way. The principal objection w ith large growers has been the extra lalmr and expense for a fruit that usually sells very low. A. M. Pierson of Vineland, N. J., makes, after trial, another objection. He finds that the bagged grapes have very tender skins, w hich will not bear transportation. It is therefore a prac tice only to be recommended to ama teurs for grapes for home use. The first swine introduced into America were probably brought from Spain to liispauiola, by Columbus, in his second voyage, in 1493; for as a portion of his cargoes consisted of horses, cattle, seeds, plants, etc., it is not likely that he would have omitted so common an animal as the h VJ. Frof. Robertson, a well-known dairy authority, says it pays to give from two to three pounds of bran to each cow daily, even where pasture is abundant. The best way of giving bran in the Summer is in the shape of drink. Place it in a bucket of water and stir well. If given a half-hour before milking a marked increase of milk will be observed. Sheep will not eat potato tops, much less dig for the roots, while they can get other green food. After mid summer farmers owning sheep may turn the buck into into the potato or corn field until the season arrives for mating hiiu with the ewes. He will live and thrive on the grass and weeds that spring np late in tho season, and do no great damage except the slight one of tramping the ground around the crops. It remains an undecided question, so far as we know, whether the common domestic bee is a native of this coun try or not. The Indians called this in sect "the white man's fly" from which it would seem that they were unac quainted with it before the arrival of the Europeans. It may be remarked, however, that wild bees of the same species were common in the woods of Illinois at the time that country was settled by the English prior to 1819. Arris cooKrxa a meal, a person will feel tired and have no appetite. For this beat a raw etta until light, stir in a little milk snd sugar and season with j nntmeir. Drink nail an Hour te(ore eating. A raw egg, well beaten and stirred into a glass of lemonade ia re freshing and Helpful to one wao naa little or so appetite. WIT AXD HUMOR. Leve is a species of intoxication that wells the heart instead of the head. itumlcrt Courier. A saloon is like a harbor most of (he wrecks are to be found outside the bar. Terre Haute Express. Resolutions are like messenger bovs. They are the easiest thing imaginable to pass. Boston Transcriyi, Contributor "How much ought I to get for that poem?" Editor You aught to get about fifteen years. Puck. When I drink much I can't work, and so I let it alone. "The drink ing'" 'Ho, the working. i'Ucgende BLaeUer. Mrs. Fangle "This Russian influen ts is very contagious, is it not?" Fan gle "Yes. even a detective could catch it. Life. The lawyers in the case are like a pair of shears. They never cut them selves, but what U between. Lawrence American. 1 he reason why it hurts to have a tooth pulled is supposed to be that you can't bite your lips at the time. I'Ucgende Btaetter. When we see a voung father wheel ing his first baby in the street we ob tain a realizing sense of the joys of a carriage and ere. Puck. Irate Housewife "You're always breaking something. Servant "Sure bnt I ain't tried it on your record for fault Hading." Rome Sentinel. Bresson "See here. Cadley, did you tell Smithers I was the meanest white man that ever lived?" Cadley "Xo, I didu't draw the color Hue." if. X. Sun. The poet says that Tis love which makes the world go round." It also makes the young man 'go around quite frequently Suuday nights. To ledo Commercial. "What is your idea of a gentleman. Yellowly?" "A true gentleman al ways laughs at the joke of a story ami never says that ho heard it before." Boston Courier. He "What did your father say when yon told him that we were en gaged?" She 'Oh. Augustus. you must not ask me to repeat such language!" Boston Bud jet. A clever man has invented a system of reading music for the blind. Uow delightful! Now they can feel the elo quence of Wagner's music without having to bear it. Life. Wickwire "What is the reason Mudga does not speak to you any more? Have you offended him in any way?" Yabsfey "Yes. I claimed that he Jiad nothing but a couiuiop cold." Terre Haute Express. Jones "I never saw anything go like the sugar in this house. lour pounds in six weeks! It's awful! Uow do you account for it?" Mrs. Jones "I don't know unless the grocer puts quicksand in it." Binghamton Leuier. Severe Adorer (about to enter tho ministry) "I trust von nud a great deal of comfort in thinking of Script ure verses." Interesting Iuvalid "Yes, indeed! That text, "Grin and bear it, does me a heap of good." Lift. By thunder, old fellow, what has happened to vou that you smile so all the time? What is it so good?' -0. Bothing at all. but you see one never knows nowadavs but somebody may be photographing him." fiit jends Llaetttr. "I observe with regret, George," said George's father, "that you are still at the foot of your class. Is there no pros pect of your doing better?" ' "O, yes, father; I expect to be second or third in the next class below next term." A'. 1'. Sun. 'You know what a fashion Miss Gnawledgo has of quoting proverbs at all times?' "Yes." "Well, last night as I remarked about midnight that I must go, she looked at the clock and murmured. -Better late than never.'" A", r. Herald. Primus "How did Fergus do at the speaking?" Secnndus "Well, sir, when Fergus' time came there was round after round of applause." Pri mus Good! I must congratulate him on his success." Secuudus "And when he finished you could have heard a pin drop." Harper's Bazar. Young Wife (who has just caught sight of her husband's face in the mir ror) "Why. dear, what's the matter?" Husband (savagely "I can't get the combination of this blanked four-in-hand tie." Wife (sweetly) "Well, be careful not to look 'round this way, dear; I'm feeding the baby iu milk." After the railroad accident. Hus band (extricating himself from the wreck) "Emily, thank God you are safe! Heavens! Isn't this awful?" Wife Dreadful! Hear the poor peo ple groan! Dearest?' Husband What is it, love?" Wife "Is my hat on straight?" Burltnjton I'm resx. Smith "That was a very Interesting lecture of yours on the Catacombs. Did" you write it while you were in Rome, or after you returned home? Spouter "O. no, I wrote it before 1 went. Wanted to get it otf my mind, vou know, so that when I got abroad' I d have nothing to do but enjoy myself." Boston Transcrii-t. Mr. Penn "It amuses roe to see you dressing to go around the corner. One would think you were going to a wed ding." Mrs. Penn "I didn't speud much time dressing wbeu I went to your wedding." Mr. Penn "Xo, vou weren't taking any chances. You knew that delays were dangerous." fiitadelphia Inquirer. Mrs. Grubb's Cook "Law. but the missus do hate to hare a boarder come from your house to ours." Mrs. Hash croft's Cook "I 'spects they do grum ble a good deal. I ts so different to what thev have been used to." Mrs. Grubb's Cook "Bless your soul, that isn't it. What she kicks on is their bein' so awful hungry." Ttrre Uautt Kxpre.. "Ye have me svmpathy Mrs. Sulli livin." "Phwat fur, Mr. O'Brien?" Your beravement. It's in marnin costume ye air. I see." "Sure an' it's In aivenin costoom O'im in. It's me night out. Me missus was after dis cardin her wades an' it wasn't the loikes o' me to refuse sich a garmint, considerin' the missus susaydid in ob tain in' a new husbin' a-wearin of em," Harper's Weekly. Father (to editor) "I would like you to give my sob a chance in vour printing office." Editor "Whm'can the boy dor Father -Well, at first he couldn't do anything more than edit your paper and take general charge of the mechanical department, but later on, when he learns sense, he'll be bandy to have around to wash w in lows, keep lamp-chimneys clean, and sift asbea." Xorwalk Record. Testtio Sewer Oas. One can easily tell whether sewer gas is escaping by the appearance of the silverware. If there is defective drainage somewhere, the silver will be covered with a black eoatinff, which if cleaned off, will appear very shortly again. A third cleaning will have no better results. This is caused by sulphuretted hydrogen gas, which always accompanies the sewer gas. It is found in all gases arising from putrifying animal and vegetable matter, and it is deadly to breathe. A. ATKisaoiT, M. D. No XAJr is so good that he is willing people should believe that he is alto gether Ignorant of wickedness. Tested Redoes. Greek Con Fvoomo. Orate the corn from one dozen large ears, and mix it well with the beaten j oiks of five etrps. Then add one-third of a teacup of butter, a little salt, one tablesoonful of sugar, one quart of milk and, last, the well-beaten whites of five eggs. The more you beat this, the better it will be. Bake it slowly for an hour in a covered dish, removing the cover for ten or fifteen minutes before it is to be served, that it may brown. This is very nice as a side dish. It la also made without the eggs, and preferred by many who do not like the taste of eggs with corn. In this case the corn ia cut from the eob, mixed with only a teacup of rich cream to a quart of the corn, and half a cup of butter. Pep per, salt, and sugar are added to taste, and the pudding is baked an hour and a half. CoBttivD ToMTOEi Cut the corn from the cob, and peel and slice the to matoes. Take equal quantities and stew them in separate duhea, the to matoes half an hour, the corn ten min utes. Use as little water as possible, c-tir a tiny lump of soda into the toma toes, and when it is done foaming, pour in the corn. Season with sugar, salt and pepper, add a generons lnmp of bntter, stew ten minutes longer and eei ve. " Sc&ixoped Corx. This is made in two ways. First, the corn is cut from the cob and spread in layers in a basin with cracker crumbs, epper, salt, and butter between the layers. The dish is filled with milk, butter is stuck in bits al over the top. and the corn is baked one honr. For the second recipe, corn and tomatoes are used together in equal quantities, first a layer of one, then of the other, and each layer reasoned to taste. The dish is fided with sweet, rich milk in which a little soda has been dissolved, and the whole ia baked for an hour. Green Cork Fritters or Cakks. Grate the corn and allow one egg and a half for every cup, with a tablespoon ful of milk or cream; beat the eggs well, add the corn by degrees, beating hard. Rait to taste; put a tablespoonful of melted butter to every two eggs, stir in the milk, and thicken with just flour enongh to hold them together. You can fry in hot lard aa you would frit ters, bnt a better way is to cook upon a griddle like batter cakes. Test a little just to see if it s of the right consist ency. Eaten at dinner or breakfast thene always meet with a cordial wel come. Stewed Corm. Cut young corn from the cob, put it in a basin, and add enongh milk to cover it. Stir it fre quently. Ix t it cook for fifteen min utes, then season to taste with butter, pepper and salt, and add tome rich cream, in which has been stirred a little flour. The addition of a little sugar is a great improvement to all corn, except the very sweetest kinds. Corn should never be cooked in iron; tin is prefer able. Scccotash. For this, you will need two enps of corn cnt from the cob to one cup of shelled beans. Parboil the beans, and stew them half an hour be fore adding the corn, then let all cook half an hour longer, in just enough water to keep from burnii g. Add a little cream, aalt, pepper and butter to taste, and you have a dish that, to my notion, is tit for a king. 1 -actio acid, which is not far off from the leverage commonly termed buttermilk, has been doing the peptic wonders, it is announced. A good mauy eople who are "ont of sorts" with liver troubles might try the but termilk cure direct, without waiting for an illness to have it prescribed for them. Especially old and feeble peo ple derive benefit from the churn's surplus. Summer Drinks. It ia an old maxim that one should never drink alooholic or effervescent beverages during hot weather. Every man's experience is different from his neighbor's, and what would suit one, would be injurious to another. Bnt as a general rule nine-tenths of the summer drinks should be avoided, soda water in par ticular. Lemonade is a good and healthful drink, if not carried to an ex cess. A few good drinks may be made from fruits, which are healthful and delicious to the taste. Take two quarts of red currants, mash them, and i-traiu out the juice, mixing water with it. Sweeten with ioaf sugar to snit; boil it for twenty minutes, and when cool, bot tle. This will make an excellent sum mer drink, when diluted wita cold water. Cherry syrup can lie made in the same way, as well as raspberry and Ktrawlierry syrup. If the bottles are kept air tight the syrups will keep for a long time, and a delicious drink will be ready for use whenever thirst de mands it. They will be found fully as refreshing as the soda water, or other effervescent beverages. Medictnax. Yeoetabt.es. Herbs and vegetables are the source of all our drus and medicines, and without them there would be far more pain and suf fering than there are to-day. But there are certain common vegetables that have virtues in them that few seem to recognize, a knowledge of which is valuable to all. Tomatoes have a stim ulating action upon the liver, when eaten raw, and onions, garlic and olives nave a similar action upon the circu latory system, thus promoting diges tion. Celery is a great nerve vegeta ble, and its direct action upon the nerv ous system often results iu the cure of nenraltna and rheumatism. Eat rjlentv of it for these complaints. Spinach ar l common dandelions have direct effect upon diseases of the kidney, and patients suffering from any ot these complaints should take a daily drink of tea made from tnese two vegetables. Raw onions frequently induce sleep, and are a simple tonio for persons suf fering from insomnia. amuse the chilkbkv. A unique entertainment for the de light of children and the benefit of charity was recently given by a lady in London. The idea was to represent, so far as dolls may do so, the English queens and kins in the oostnme pecu liar to the epoch in which they reigned. The series began with William the Conqueror and his spouse . Matilda, dressed in the primitive fashion of the first century. Rufus of the auburn treses, Henry 1., and Stephen, in quaint little coats of mail and viors of wonderful ingenuity, followed in oppo site places. Curious freaks of feminine fashion, quaint vagaries of costume, were carefullp carried ont on the tiny monnrchs, their diminutive court ladies, and medieval warriors. Richard II I., with lowering brows, shaggy locks, and crooked hack, stands in striking con trast to bis pretty, innocent victims, with whom Millais has made us fami liar, and Henry VI 1L. surrounded by his six fair wives and his daughter Elizabeth, in the richest of all her mag nificent gowns and the stateliest of her many voluminous ruffs, follow in his torical sequence, to be succeeded by George IV., in sumptuous suit of old gold plush, fashioned by some fairy tailor, with raffles of delicate lace; and, last of all. Queen Victoria, in her coro nation robes. Such a methol of teach ing history in kindergartens or primary schools would be as advantageous as delightful for the baby students, to whom memorizing of historical data is so distasteful. With the march of the oentnries the once impossible royal road to learning may be established where travel is a delight and toil amer ry pastime. The man who won't band will some day have to break. The Census May Not Please You, But You Will be Fully Satisfied With Hood's Sarsaparilla VAJIIWHi warranto, mm evcrr u-mir ktaa him aM pricm mLWLtmmd mm kCttBsm. W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE CENTLEMEN. l-aend iStrMM o pofl far vmlusMe InfunwUoc v. I. mil ;i.As4. Hwkm M. pensions :s n n.llis netti.ku Vlltit HEW LAW. Snldk-m. W kluwa. f uvnu. urnd fnr blank anftlk-mlx na ul mrmalla. riTuut O'lAKKUX, ft-usloa AKg-nt. WMbingt.. U. J- PENSIONS cT?t PENSION Bill Is Passed. eww aw Fat-hora sxr- -- tu-i to SIS mo I- ft- ;' hen joa c-t Tour moiw. ITS STOPPED FREE v n n a Dr. KLINE S GREAT NERVE RESTORER lat mB HafH Neva In - L-ssrw frtr Srrtm AJfatfm. Fit. tptUj", I IwrAlUBLB U Ukw m dirt4. Aa FvU afir ra( 4a ' rv Iimiim mI trial boCtto frww tm Fit paiwuaa, tbr im rea rlarr wbm rwrtMd S-4 eiassM"). r. O 4 .spn-M A . . rm a, 1 IV trtl irrk S rtii AdrlotsiU. P. utmcsiaia. hhW AHK OF IMU FRAI l,. PENSIONS ThooAB1s entitled UDder Ue Ac. Writ imrTatxlUki! jr for Bl 1 MBLM fuT AH- plicauon. Kmploy tiie old rvltabto firm, J. H. CU I-I K A CO., Wmahltuyton, P. a n it " r"r i F- A- i-ehm axv. r rriH St Ml rU i Utri LAB. FRAZER GREASE IlKST IN TIIR UUKLU Its wcirlnc quiliile ara nn'Mrp.-ww, acta jllv out htstiui; 1 o botes of any other brind. ..t eaevUMl by beat, irutt rut: lit.su IM. FUKSALE BI DEALERS GENEItALLY. KIDDER 8 PASTILLES.;.; mail. Ktnwell tCOb BE PATIENT AND BE PUR" BY GRIVT r. KOBINSOX. What matter It the cloud are dark Thai iratln-r o'er thy h'-ail. If luliiiier MAr Hi 111 the fare, Ttiy friends and fortune fled; Have f ilth and iray unto thy Cod To aid th-e to enduie. And through Iheuarkest hours of life He patie nt and be pure. Temptation passes by the strong And seeks the weak and frail. And seems to know the lay and hour When we are prone to fall. But spurn the tempter and his wiles ; To those who can endure God's strenKth will come, then be" these words Be patient and be pure. Spurn the smooth lip and lying tongue That tells th. e, "Flfl thy purse; Heed not the means, but nil it well. No matter ho may curse' And stand erect. In manhood's might. The st ruckle to endure. With this thy motto, all through life, tie patient aud be pure. Hume Journal. Table Decoration. A very unique and pleasinz scheme of table decoration was carried out re cently by an artist and his wife, whose original ideas and gracuf ul skill in the arrangement of flowers preclude the ne cessity of the conventional designer. On the talile was some soft green silk, slightly draped over with filmy, silver threaded muslin, bo oiienly meshed that the green shimmered faintly through it. Thrown carelessly upon this were small rustic logs, of all shajes and sizes, covered with lichen nions bearing hardy hart a-totigue and maid en-hair. The lights were all softened with delicate green and white shades, and the effect was extremely vernal and dainty. There are few places where people can not obtain leinn, and thev are invaluable in household decoration, as they will thrive whe.-e flowering plants would fade and die. Another late idea is to distribute favors of na tural flowers at weddings, aud orchids seem to le the choice whe.'e the amount of monev expen Jed is of minor impor tance. The lorg bows which tie the bunches of orchids have little clusters of the typical wedding flowers, orange blossoms, nes.lea somuwnere in their fluttering ends. This fragrant little no pay, caught in the pendant bows. is a feature of the drawing, room bon qui ts carried bv all the ladies so fortu nate ass to be aa muted to tne presence of British rovalty at a reception. One lady very cleverly utilized the immense yeliow-and-white affair she had made her courtesy in at .Buckingham Pal ace, by setting it in a silver stand in the center of her dinner-table the night of the reception, while the long-looped ribbons, followed by trails of the bloom, were carried to large snails of Beluk ware set at each corner and filled with maiden-hair f rns. An extrenirly effective golden dinner decoration Lhs long fronds of maiden hair fern arr.'ir ed in fancy baskets of gilded wire, I in different sizes, A long curved , iay of flowers at either end the table was composed of the large single daffodil, and the small flowered mimosa and yellow sweetmeats in little gold dishes, with yellow shades on the caDdles, completed the rich decorii . There seems to be a great different f opinion concerning the nse of fruit on the table for ornament purpose, but here is an idea for the daring ones of the new school. Have low growing baskets of flowers on the table, either silk, gold rush, or osier: around these lay as pretty green leaves as can be found, the fruit on these resting on the cloth instead of a dish. The larger leaves should be used in the centre of the table and the smaller ones nearer tho ed.'.e. Four leaves should sur round each basket or candle, or what ever remains stationary upon the table, and four apples, fonr pears, or grapes and apples in alternation, complete the decoration. It is probably needless to say that those who follow the idea must be sure to devote some time to spong ing and drying the leaves with soft cloths before they are ready for contact with the table linen. Our desires always increase with our possession. The knowledge that some thing remains yet nnenjoyed impairs our enjoyment of the good before ns. The time for reasoning is before we have approached near enongh to the forbidden frnit to look at and admire it. When goodness is too obtrusive it is not seen at its best. There can be a variety in goodness as in all things 5UJL Vs --"77lte A DusikableOoalitT Managing Editor Don't you think, sir, idis joke about the butter Is a little thinr Tte Humorist I hope so. Jr Managing Editor Hope bo? May I The ilamorist I want It to spread welL Jinks "That young lady may be a fine pianist, as you say, but there is no warmth to her touch." Blinks "I guesa you didn near ner play the Moonlight Symphony?" Jinks .No; but I squeezed her hand." -n ii irl.ls nlrl hnv what are you wearing those l is spectacles torr Fweddy "Because all the snobs, vmh a sincle eve- glawsa. 1 wean tnese lange spec mora to let 'em know I'm nor. a aoosiu suou. bah Jove I" Justica holds tne scales in her hands all right enough, but the trouble is she often has scales over tier eyes as wen. Street-car cenductor (to driver) "I wonder what that man is running so for." Driver (looking back) "Meliliy the fool wants ter git on. G'lang." W11.1.ETS "Whatever became of young 1'oiisberry, the poet who used to go around neie witu bis Head in me clouds. Millets "He is still at it. He is a circus aeranaut at present." If the truth were known many a boastful soldier has never been uuder fire except when discharged from the army. One TboiiMtiid Dollars. I will forfeit the above amount, if I fall to prove that Kloraplexion is the best medleilie In existence for lyspsia. Indigestion or Bilious ness. It is a certain cure, aud affords immedi ate relief, lu cases ol Kidney aud Liver torn- tilaint. Nervous tiebilitv and Consumption. loraplexiou builds up the weak system and cures mhere other remedies fail. Ask your druiffrist for it and Ket well. Valuable book "Thincs Vrth Knowinp," also, sample bottle sent flee: all charges prepaid. Address Franklin Hart. 8s Warren Street New lork. Instead of paying the clergy man a cash fee a bridegroom the other day present ed to the divine who officiated a ret of vestments and an ecclesiastical ring en graved on the inside to commemorate the occasion. Iiiiinre aiir'Kiiaranieel ly Dr. J. it. Mayer, t31 Arch St., 1'hll'a. a aa, vuvjv liu vF 1 anvil va lay from business, attested by thou sands ol cures after others tail, advice iree, send tor circular. A traveler :n japan writes that the Japanese pay moreattenti m to personal cleanliness than any other people iu the world. High anb low bathe at leapt once a day and sometimes ofteiier. t'ann's liitlney Cure Tor Dropsy. Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's, Heart,Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv ousness, &.C. Cure guaranteed. 831 Arch istreet, Pliilad'a. $1 a bottle, 6 for 5, or druggist. 1000 eertiticates of cures. Try Iu "Old Chabert," one of the best know n socialist HK-ak. rs in Paris, died recently. lie spent his days denouncing capital ists, and always appeared in public wear ing a blood red scarf. FITS: AH Fits stopped free ny Dr. Kline's (Jreat Irve Kestorer. No Kiln after Drst dav's use. M ar eiGUa cures. 1 leatiNe anu i&ui rnal iwiue free i illcMsen. (send lolir. kiine.! Area si. fuiiafa. An Tnil iuns ntw flvn vt.j ra liaa given birth to eiaht calves. At three years of age she gave birth to quadru plets and the two following years to IW1UB. llafnicted with ro re eyes nse Dr. IsaaaThomp sea 'tye-water. Imirg-iau sell at Sm. per boula The cultivation of sugar cane in this country began in 1751 near New Or leans. The first sugar mill was erected in 1753. HALL'S CATARRH CURE ts a llmil.1 snil Is taken internally, and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send lor testimonials, free. ioM by Di uiruists, 7;c. r.j.irit.t oi tu, "roprs., loleuo, u. A new cannon just made by Krupp is forty-two feet long, can be fired twice a minute, and throws a two thousand pound shot twelve miles. Dobbins Eleetrle Soan does not fflnn th hands, beiiii: nertrctiu vure. Manv neonle anflcted with Salt Klieum have b eu cured by its use. i-reserves ana wiiiteus clothes. Have your grouer order it and try it now. It Is estlmtted that the number of passeugers carried by all the railroads In the world averages six million five hun dred thousand a day. Fraaer A ale Oisbh. One ereaslne with Frazer Axle Greasa wiil last two weeks, all others two to threw days. Try it. It received first premium at the Centennial and Paris Kxpoaiiiou. There is a dog in Philadelphia tha has a mania for tearing off door-knobs and plates and wrecking the woodwork Of the doors generally. . " 1 , cnntrai 1 1 UTC Mini fJUeajieSI-. I ISO S Beniedy lor Catarrh. By druggists, ftic Willie, aged ten and Jemmy, aced six, weie playing together. One of tLiera was minutely examlniug a fly. "i wonaer now Uod made him I" he exclaimed. 'Uod don't make flies as carpenters make thiDgs," observed tl e other boy; uoa says, "iet tuere be flies' and there is flies." "I Called to SPe Rltont. anms vpisumi called 'Uurnlng Words' I sent here six weeiss a.;o." i remember them. They were too realistic actually took fire." orcis kxtoys Both the method and results when Byrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta Esntly yet promptly on the Kidneys, iver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro-' duced, pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs k for sale in 6O0 and $1 bottles by all leading drnss. fists. Any reliable druggist who asay not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it, Do not accept any substituta, 1 CALIFORNIA F0 SYRUP CO. a ,r Tr-- TCwnfHlNTZED "So TOO want a sitoation ascondnctor.doyoQ"" said the President of the road. Yes sir," the applicant replied. "Have you the necessary qualiflca tions for such a responsible position?" Yes." Well, suppose your train should meet with a serious disaster. Iu which a number ot passengers would be killed and a large amount of property be de stroyed, what action would you take in such a case?" UI would telegraph to the newspap ers that the accident was of little Im portance, and then send word to the president of the road to sell the stock h i Aniiiii a. . Hm" rAolied the President. "I'm afraid those are not the proper qualla- a onnA Conductor, but VOU are a man of ability. I see. w e want . ,iniui snnerintendent. You can consider yourself engaged a superin tendent or the road at a salary of $10, 000 a year." Sweet Ulrl Mother, Mr. Nlcefellow is coming to take me ouu filing uiu .fturnivui r mi on mavn't I? Mother If he drives up with a span of spirited horses you may go, out 11 ue comes with that broken down old nag tin h.il lust Mm von shant. Why, mother. 1 didn't suppose vou would ever have such foolish pride. " "My dear, a young man who comes with a pair of spiilted horses expe-Ms to drive with both bands." The Ways of Art "The ways of art are rough, that's a fact," said one young painter to another. What reminded you of It?" "I determined to try to earn a little money by getting up pictures for ad' vertisers." With what success?" "A patent medicine man told me to keep on painting for private galleries a while longer,and maybe I'd get enough style about my work to make it accept able for his purpose." IIeWanteb am order Messenger Boy (to Mr Snips, the tailor.) I want the vest Mr. 1'lumtlp left to be rebut toned. Mr. Snips Can't get it without an order. M. B. Mr. lltimtlp gave me a ver bal order last night. Mr. S. Give me the veibal order, then, and you shall have the vest. l.IVINO IN GREAT HOPES Alice O.Maud. I have bad some tickets for to night's concert given me. Shall you be engaged this evening? Maud 1 think it quite likely, if Mr. Uettbare makes as much progress towards proposing as be did last night. An act of ciiaritv. Johnny "Can't I have another eunyjf:' Mother "You extravagant boy! What did you do with the one I just gave you?" Johnny "I gave It to a poor old woman with only one eye." Mother "That was a good boy. Here, you can have another penny." Johnny (next day) "Can I have a penny to give to that poor old woman to-day?" Mother "Yes, you can have one. What do you want to give it to her for?" Johnny "For a stick of candy." IT WAS OF OOOD MATERIAL. "I'd like to ask how you killed this chick en," said the homeless young man to his landlady. "Why, the girl cut its head off, of course." "With a hatchet?" "To be sure; you seem uucaconutably Interested." "No, but I womUI like to know where you buy your hatchets." Wiiat he needed. "Whatever you do,' said the old medical practi tioner to the young man who was just entering the profession, "don't get discouraged." "1 011 mean I must have patients, I presume, ' said the young man, who was of a practical turn of mind. Nver Surpassed. Intemperance, cluttonv. exnosul. excess and evil habits of all sorts vitiates tu blood, taxt-sthe vital foice and embraces tb. func tions of the important traiis of digestion, nu trition and excretion. The bodv becomes dis ordered and sick and the healthy action ot na ture is niuiiere'i centuries anil, ine oiu monKS who were the wise diM-tots found the St. Ber nard Vegetable Tills the Ix-st aid to nature by stimulating the torpid liver, kidneys, skin and ooweis. a sample 01 tne t. lieruara vegetable fills will be s'iit frre to all applicants. Ad dress M. Bernard, Box ailfi, New Y'urk. "The tallest schoolgirl In the world" lives at Riednaun, SI ei zing. In the Swiss Tyrol. She is in her eleventh year, and is about six feet h gh. Boils and l'imples and other affections arising from impure blood may appear at this season, when the blood is heated. Hood's Sar sapar lla removes the cause of these troubles by purilyni-', vitalizing, and enriching the blood, and at the same time it gives strength to the w hole system. An ordinary elephant produces 120 pounds of ivory, worth $.'iu0. England consumes Coil tons, for which It is neces sary to kill 12,000 elephants a year. THE POSITIVE CURE BX.Y BKOTHKR8. M Wamn every WATERPROOF COLL AH CUFF BE UP TO THE MARK JUL . -w. NEEDS NO LAUNDERING. CAN BE WIPED CLEAN fN A MOMEHT. THE ONLY LINEN-LINED WATERPROOF COLLAR IN THrZ MARKET. "He hs,d sma,!l skill chor5; HcpA Whoboughha. goose oridio nV3 o rtks, . ..rsn.- 1 : ' ' v.- is i zx Try a. c&Ke of-ihend be convinced IAiyi rrVfitr CA.n tsola to aooomplish satiHf&eiory WVIIIIIIOII OOaU xWtAin scouring snJ cleaning And necessitate a great outlay of time and labor, vrh:ch mors tha lne ny saving in ooet. PHtctical people will find AI0LLJ ta best aad Uaps4 aoay for hwae-claaning an? twra On the tneni the consumptive who's not kL reft of judgment and good t?n He's taking Dr. Pierre's Golden Medical Discovery. If taken i time and given a fair trial, it iriU effect a cure. Consumption j. Lung-scrofula. For Scrofula, in it myriad forms, and f..r all Liver Blood and Lung disoasos, theD;! covery" is an unequalled remedv It's the only guarit,t,,l one it doesn't benefit or cure, yon your money back. You only pay for the good you get. "Discovery" strengthens Weak Lungs, and cures Spitting of Blooi Shortness of Breath, Iironchitii Severe Coughs, and kin.lred affec tions. Don't be fooled into takine something else, said to be "just good," that the dealer nay make t larger profit. There's nothintr tt all like tbo "Discovery." It "con tains no alcohol to inebriate; no syrup or sugar to derange di gestion. As peculiar in its cur, tive effects as in its composition. Equally good for adults or children. CONDITION POWDER tyw thun otM-lfnLb -'-nt by d:v (- r ti- 'i ft man onwu-iiiu '-in 1- , air all di-"-. If J U rant tf- t it ud wt pid, n ark. ST--, five $1 sfM:n t m ttlJ .(nK MPrVWlH-'l. iillom.nsiire n-I fill- T- juirt. firnifri' Poultrv t.m.te .rn-r z-- ft,-- ltI .jt ("tua. Are the Oldest Family Standard. A Purely Wg't:iMf i'oiui...iiM.t. willful mercury or other injurious m.ii' i:i! s f- and sure always. For sale t'V all le printed dir'etions f-tr iimh;: w ti lir. Selienrk's new IsM-k mi "I r -ami Stoniaeli sunt fi i:f. a. I. in Sclienok & Son, Pl.ila'ieli.lu.i. FuU k;iir. . h .., 1 uii. l.m-r It J. H. FOR FIFTY YEARS 1 MR3. WK1SLOWS SOOTHING SYRUP has h.n o1 iy mother f.r their . lot m n Ahile TV'-thln? tr ov-r Kiriy .n-. It K4MV 'liM ClilM. f.'ft'll tin .lliiv fe'l .tain. ir u lnd colic, ami . 'rt reiue'.v nr aiarri ipi. THtaly-ntr entn it Ifntii s TH GREAT ENGLISH RENiECr, BEECHAM'S PILLS For Bilious anJ Nervous Dlsorisrs. "Worth a Onions a Bex" hut o!d for 25 Cents, EMC I Uiilf-H. nniiui HtiuT. airrmii irKIIliri es-si I UK If ti "oria. lit. wa awss eTa.ru IM. F1fios Tiemsajr nr r-uturrta la tb Beat, Kasiest to I w, and I ti -( to. Sold by dTUcctotfi or fw-nt hv mull. Wc. iu T. HsUX'iuiie, Warren. Pa. WM. FSTCH & CO., 1 0 J Oorau PiJlni. Wislilmrtnn. : e. PENSION ATTORNEYS of or 2.1t yaara" jeriuee. Sin-re sfu..f pr-- cut pensions and claim of all k.n1t n HturU-sTl poattlbte umt. Jf No t- KK rwr k-s smm-h'l PENSIONS NEW LAW CLAIM 3. Affi"MiloB.teSul AtlsrifTs, 141f F t.. ahinsin, I). C. Bat-mack Oflftrea. 'levrlnd, ruii. biraga. T prrowrnh anl failTta dor ItlK Ai . U. em'f firfifli furilit-t crtaiDcurt of tin di-i-.w. ii. Il.l.N.r:A If U M P., Aiasi, -rdm, N V. W hare 1,1 Higtitoa many y-M., and U ubJl rr-PTi me JC31 01 BailaT U. H DYfHF i T. hl am. lit Ifl JC TI'llV. Pootc-k-piiiiT, t'u , K.irm UUITIC i'fumansnip, Ariihm.-ti.-, u rt -r.ai.J. etc, thoroughly taitafht t y MAIL r;r mart trw. Brrawt'a al'ege. 41 Mam M Hufl- N V FiENSiONAVir:;. Successfully Pr secutes Claims. Iti Prluclpal Lisroiner L 8 -.. on itur.id. 3 y rain laat taax, UtMaljudicatuigciaJUiM, :t au.u BU New York. I -rice 60 ct.Ki! ErSZlK r 3 " 0 I HI A I.I 5M AmTdrCwtm la m Lr 1 to d atk.tH wsriit . aV hm aa mvUAmn. Ctf Mra-4.1, wytfca Irani CUffJal Od. THAT CAN BE RnLID ON 3Jot to lSll-t! 3TC to DlECOlOl! BEARS THIS MA'C TRADE Mark rr t i " rr n?t. 2