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hCIENTlFIO.
y . V 'i . i'..tiii tiiiii, In tlie opinion
i f l'r. I". s!iOuM I estab-
lislf ! lit.Mili Ilil'thmN Of MT-
.-- i .1 i ! 1 1 : f . . 1 1 i 'm n-t of nni
(!(., .i t.,i i 'f ; !i .11 ill, ate fl It'tigt!.-n.-l
Iv loi.iii. 'il urn but fi t
i.ii.i ... !.; nil 1!'" vital tiiix t iou.-t-ItMl'irat
.un. -.! rili.tl ion. llijj stimi, fto.
tlie .-niiii.t.iiu- .i.is. . tivity if vurioui
!iiiin:i.l.ir crou; , :is in lutinin'. 1ni
iii . r tii.i in, is i:tt'Uf.l. Athletic
rXelci-? g.s .-.vtiM.il s'tftltfth, while
liV:nrc fvicii-e is netessry for
leal:!). I t:f..rtui::itfly, imtlilU;! is
r.in i ui t'l'M-tiie t!u In s- ain'l ieil,
.:li ! ;.-.ci ii!in-:it, tlie cy uiun.it ic
iint:;i .l Hi..; r .ii - rationally to the
nn or tl.e t!nT of tlit'se very lifferent
in.I:-.itii.::. I ti most cases the Jr-i--"-es
of :it!;V;ic yiuua-if ii'i
;t J -J 1 it . I In ih lu-.itf sulj.-vW hiws V.t.U
t ui:f ;irr I.t!i.;iihri.j, ami ia hom
it wo., i I ! i --;iiy dimply to quicken
tin- l.i it t!.r ii:.;un. An endeavor
is iii.hV :o . 1 1 ii i l.iic-r muscles,
aIi.Ii h .t tTii-y i' .i'.'.y i.tt-il Is hirgrr
Imc-. a -'V"'.'-r ! irf, a more con
ti . t i ' -in.i.' .', -itnl liliHii richer in
ox !i. i:i a wirt. It is forgotten
1 1 . . lL h .tltli if a ri'Hiilt.mt of which
Jul'., ii ..r '.i'-:j h is hut one element,
.iii'l i. !!. !:. -it es-iit!;tl Oi.e.
- if t :o Fiench system of
1 ii l.' . :
or K.
I !i.. l. i
ii.i in. .!- from prison rec-
1 1 y M. KerlilluH, is
a .-i.i.i'f ui;isiirenieiit
'ti tl. hoiiy which
iil:.-r maturity. ThexB
. .1, rl.e f.H.t, the ml.iille
ex'einieil fore-arm.
ii i: - 'l on'y iis an aiil,
y t i i"i;aii.!s of iilioto--,
l- t. ' tiu iisures, to
i.i -I-of any linJivni-
;:.i;ihs r ilrsoriotions
.i.'o il.- thiee clasMS of
: I sl.nr' l' rollS, stib-
1 s nf ioi T, ii.ei.i'llll
!J, .1 Mill MlhiliVillol ac-
u : : li of the heail, ami
ii l 1 1 t .'laiihsof Cliuii-
. t :
I a: -ti'i.i-1
a-. 1 :r n. .
' . it ., ..
!.:..! : . - . I i
oil, t ! ! ! "
I,. .: .: i :. .i
t .1. in m
il is ti 1 : . ' o
H-l 1 a - 1 ' I:.-
c .i ! i.- r.. :: i
-i i-;i. ii '. ''
n ii-li.iv.. I , ;: thus i l.i.'.-.!licil, a small
:o-.ji of - i.i i. tin a curie-t'oinlins in
li . ill li. i : t ! i a'.v ul'i"i t 1 person
in. iv ! iji.a ..: m li i ti'l, when complete
i ;:. : : a :..:i i r.i-v. i i iiu'.nala may
I .! '. n. a' ji'.iM utter ipcas-
i. i i ;, ii'.'l i vcn, hy their skeletons,
lot a! : i r ii' .. t ii.
I.
! ::i v.!m siliceous l.ave given
i-t.ui.-!..- :;!''"M of the possibility of
..hi ., : . ;;! r.-t-.ting hiaith, in
ii. . i i .;.. -, 1 y HiunV. i portions of
i. r!i r .. I ii. . i:i - us the liaill and the
1 v. r. l'u l. T.i::i'aii!i-i, or I.eipsic,
h.is i.i..!i ! t' at ;r; cal iri-atmiul may
I e t. n ; u i :. to 1 1 e iuiik;s, and to
t:t-.iin-t !' i oit."i;ii.j'lU'!i, In a case
i : t.ih. ii .'..-..,nf tin- ; tt lu:i an oien
i! z a. ii.ad- : i ti.i' I'hr.t, mul the dis
,i r 1 p .: t :' tl e !;.: ' x posed, when
that pi 'i : ioi . l 1 1 . vi I!.- I a.-.' I as c.uef uly
t -i:i. v. !. it." pit lent ie. ovired, and
is in a ,i. : t i un.U. l'r. f. Tillniatms
i i !:. t .i ti.-.-. ii.. iy pr. Vi- a tlesirahls
t ; i .i' ihi :.t w '' i 'i t : .ii i -.is, is li icalized,
.i: 1 t. s '. .t two -iatiol.9 Would
il. ir i -. I i i -s.iiy one to txpose
t!.- i.i. r'- i ,n ts of the lung and
I. i.i .,! ! .i r j!- a. id shrivelling
ii!:! a s. : .1 I.. ! r..i- 1 1 m parts after
t-t-iii ; ;.i: . t "ii i i ' iliii!ed.
i"- ;;.'" n of iin asm l:i the
i:'. oil". 1 t h i-. i. -en solved at last by
Mr. '. . ''. one of the professors
at -oii,h ::.. i'Ti. ly means of
..ii n . !..at.:-:.t If has produced a
t i-i no ! of u'-'i ..t inciedibli de'u-i-.u-y.
l'.v ;!.s ii ti; .!.. il ie appiratLiS
I.i i .i'i iet..!i-r m :i the heat or a
I'ii'i !!.- i:p to t;,f l.t i::ri' of a mile
ai I t ir- i:Ui., at. I by directing
t I.i ii i'o h Lot the Inst i 'uments to
t' e iiioi :j I i .is shown that the
v.. un. tii : .v.-1 f i in its reelected
l.'.t n e p ... to ti, it given out by a
caud'.e at t a :i'-oue feet distant.
l'lis,.i.it .i:i i.-ii:- to show that, a'.-
tt.oi.-,'. t, .. m on'.-, f ,-e is under the
I.'.,;. T . n i::.. ! 1 1 . " i-i I sun for fourteen
il o-, it i. i! i.i.- ,-i'iiiparatively con'.,
a;.d 'h ,t wh.iteV.-r he.,:.: it dees u'.ti
tnate. i . 'i i v. is rapid! , .a't.ed and
i.i; :d y h. t.
-
.I-, !"!::. -'i I- .: i '-t r has patetitda
ti' V l : r.n ..f ,:.i-!;ip, m wlucli
torn- hi ho-.v s ei I .., ts aie made to
Mippmt - :i the r ! tun. .Is ubuve the
water a stint.' -tivl fiainework. The
ft .i.i i -.v i ', l .u s ; .. loii. hiiiei y and
all H.it ts i.eee. itv ; i.t the ship as a
a. ii' i id j .s-i ii.: i a p'eauie yacht,
ii ,i ii.e i, s ,;, i.. s.nv.ir.Liu or hot.
Ih.rli loli. r is pio.Med with paddles
ai. 1 l- i. t bv n sfeaiu engine at each
end. Ih , ! .;.'.s ths.r l.-lllg MlppolteI
so'. y . n I',- Jiiin.ils of t e floating
i"i...is. j t, :.i mid rolling can be
r-'diu'i d .i-i-i mid i '. n linpeiceptible
I y nu n ii ; tii.- .- eotthe rollers and
t ,,ei r 1 t.i-..-. ut The rollers may
t-- in ,ie ioi io.' miy plze, un-1
"Lin Vi-iy '.a- ire s , n'd give gt eater
i-pet !. a- veil ;i- .-ti a I.i. ess, that can
IioH p att.ltned.
- -
.li ' . t .-..-leti e i.' i'o'iiii isle s inanv
oi,d,-is. ! ;t i-o-,e r it. miracles can
i x. i e l i i ir. h i is' t :. ;t of gn ing sp-'ech
to the i iiii"'. I'his s eiiiing iiupo-si-l
ihty his 1 , -i ue ompli-hed at the
eelel ia'i-l I', il.iiii Iiistttute for tlie
Ul'I'd ill !' i t .ii. '1 little glri.1,
deaf. ili:.'i": mi t hind, have been
t.u;.' t to s; e.;h. I i.e procvisof train
n g was aid.ii. u, .ri '. i's v-t the Vocal
i.i iiy of the pupil- r Iiniite I, but they
have :u .pa.re.l tii- po.i of ViK aliatl-Jii
ami soii.ittinj of a Knowledge of
words .un! their sounds. After this a
eon.ph'te in 'i'l.sitlnii of speech ought
to I in. :, iv a r.!:itter of steaily growth
In tii.i ilii- ii e ..lid of practice in the
xeui eol lew touml taeulties. "(dan
the dim. li f eal-.y loses its for -e ii? an
u'i 1 1 - ' ;'. e I., g itio-i.
.If . . . i i-.i.at n, i t h is called the
lii.; oi.d i s i !.-. .i ti certain hyster
h i mi !..! .vhoiiie at'ilicted with a
km I o, "j joy,"' t ot only experi-eiic.n--
n i ; ai i tioni surgical nnitila
i on, u, t i,-iv.iga inorbil de-ire to
he.ir i.i. :. -1' efes o; .pratioin which
s.oull pt.ixe veiv lainfil. A young
w in in ens ii, : rod need w ho had feri-
0 i-'.v ii.i-.n d l ei- I wer jaw during a
p;ii. x l-:n of ! -ti i iii, but w ho had iil-
stid upon h..iig the necessary re
in " v 1 i f par' .t tie jaw and ligature
1 f t o ai ter es p.-, formed without an
iinai st he! i.-, un.! suh-eiiucntly ill clare.1
that ti.e opo: a' ious had given her great
pleasure.
T'r iiues'.'on whether or not e!ec
ti.cty i. i!!ii::uf.u'tuied is now being
tiled in cei t.iiu courts. If It is manu
facture!, the producers in numerous
t.. tes ;ue I ia'o'c fni- taxation, ltelija
linn Fr.iiihlin held that electricity was
not iQ.uii.l.ictiiie.T, I ut was taken from
one body to I e delivered to another,
ami that practically nothing was lost
in the 1 1 .ius.iet.on. Hitherto, says In
dus! i ial U ot Id, our sek'iitlCc men have
he!.! this to he true iu a broad sense.
Fon l Mau.nia I aru glnd you had
such a nice tune at Mis. Tiptop's, and
1 hope she noticed how caietully you
ha t been brought up. You did not ask
twice for dessert, did yon?"
i-mall Soil .No, indeed, ma. I didn't
have to. Kvcry time I tiuished a dish
and liegan s.-iapii:,: tlte saucer with the
(.pooii and smacking my lips the waiter
came and brought me some more with
out saying a word.
No News Mrs. Ciabb "Yes, my
daughter appears to have married
very happily. Her husband has not
wealth, it must be admitted, but be has
family."
Mrs. Uadd "Yes. I heard be was a
widower with six children."
FARM X0TE3.
Kiceiso Cowj. A kicking cow is
a nuisance in tho farm rant, but, as It ;
often occurs, tlie. .tine cos are et-i
cep oiially good milkers, hence tne Ue-'
a lability oi some cure.
A corresp .nilent in Anteiican Kural
Home desH-riU-s Uis ilevice, which, he
claims, works well, ami as the pUa
is a Muiple one. we teproduce it for the
beueflt of our reailen.
All that is reijulred in way of mater
ial a:e a broomstick ami a bit of roie.
The stick shouM be ten or twelTe Inch
es lomr. Lift up one of the cow's fore
legs; bring up tlie foot so as to form a
right angle at the knee. it place the
stick in the "rBle" crosswise anJ
secure it with the rope. In other worJs,
irn-tice :t so as to compel the cow to
tai.l on three I while milk in.', and
fe! asmel there never was a kicking
cow that cannot be brought to subiui -sion
in ihi way. The first few days it
may be har.l for the cow, especially If
she 1 naturally Th-ious, and she may
feel disposed to" get down on l.er knees;
but it will not be long lefure she will
stan l qu etiy and ever after prove sub
missive. The wheat harvest should also tie
provided for in tdvaiice. Those w ho
have much grain to cut will tind It for
their interest to early secuie or arrange
for the necessary machinery, with th
requisite force of men nl teams for
their ready manipulation. Thesl.rewil
farmer will sec uie the inot approve 1
tools and implementa fur both harvest
ing and haying, and eiiiploy the best
help obtaiuabie.thus avoiding delay and
damage from break-downs, carelessness
or iiuSolence. lie will also be prepared
In seasou, for it is eveu more important
to promptly cut w heat than grass, as the
grain is the mot liable to damage from
delay iu garnering. Most farmers fav
or cutting wheat before it Is fully rie.
tne gi eat advantage in the early cut
ting of both grain and gia-s is tht
more attention can be glveu to the de
tails of the important work, and this is
a decided gain w here one has many
acres to harvest.
No animal except the sheep drops its
man in e so that it does not need break
ing to pieces for more even distribution
over the soil. Even the sheep will hud
dle together at night, and drop their
manure too miMi In one place; but this
Is usually on the highest part of the
tield that generally most needs to l-e fer
tilized. An exchange suggests to farm
ers that wherever cattle and Jorses have
pastured during summer, the clods of
manure they have scattered ovt r the
saiface should t-e broken up iu the fall.
This uncovers the grass that ii smoth
ered beneath them, and at the sam
time releases the inaniiie for u.-e on a
w ider aiea, w heie it w i I le carried
down to grass toots by rains and melt
ing snows, and will result in a larger
and more vigorous growth next se.u-on.
KAM'i'.ltliltltS IN Oltt IIAIIPS. l'oll
may raise ra-pls rrtes l-etween the rows
of trees, j rovn led you keep the place
well cultivated, while the tnei an
small. When they crow so as to shade
the eutlie ground, tin y will check the
growth of the rasplnmes and tin y wil
not liear heavy crops. Ciiltivtn.g the
ground thorough'y and repeated'y
will keep the quack crass in
chetrk, and If done so frequently th it
the glass cannot leach tlie surf.ice for
an entile seitnin. it w ill l-e destroyed.
We htve Seen a twelve acre field which
was densely s.nMe.i with it eutnely
cleared of this netdin one season y
thoroughly plowing and harrowing once
a w e k.
Suling crops should now re-eive at
tent'on. Iist month we spoke uf the
s vtt ing of oats an I peas f -r soiling as
then timely; but Indian corn :!.! tier
man millet in ay le sow n to ndvaulage
in June and .) ely. "i i u s ti l-i lu'ls
Is prel.Mal le to 1 r a dcas! ; and ol.e I u-h-el
-r acre. ilr.I.eil in, will give list r -suits.
f-tte,t corn is I -est f r so.lmg.
but other varieties are used for the pir
pose. For a .succession. fol l.-r com
may be so.tn every ten days until mid
summer. Millet may 1 sown later
than corn any time in July or early in
Afgust.
A cous'gnmeiit of Iceland sheep i r
rived in I.lver;nMl r cent y. an I much
cunos.ty was awakened by their J
pe irat.ee. Tln-y niiml-eretl i. and
were remarkable for tlie ex'r.ioidiiiary
length of their silkn hmr. Ma y were
of the purest jet black, while others
weie piebahU The animals hioked as if
they were a cross-breetl between the
gKit and ordinary sheep.
dive your farm credit f r fuinishlng
you a home lent free and for a Hum
and and one rei-es-iries and luxurie
which you would have to pay cadi for
in a city.
K-c!pe for vicious horses patience,
getitleues", tiimness and petting, one
pound of each. Mix thoroughly with
or.e h ilf a pint of coiniu m sense, aii.l
give to the horse every day.
Uunn'ng a dairy w ithout a thermom
eter is as inconvenient ai luuuiiig a
household without a ttnu ph'oe.Thegoo-i
workman ntu-t have gotsl implem. i.t .
to plod i ice the Is-st results.
Grafting is an old ait not sufTicieiitly
appreciuteil. l'.y it any i!d fruit tree
itiat is lieiAlthv but iiiirrtMluctive ari l
soon changed in iti character. Thorn J
ands of farmers do not know how t '
graft, tliougli it is easily learned.
. , - ,
Salt is an excellent fertilizer for some
croj, as It aids lime In decomiN.-iug
orgnnic matter m the soil ahd supplies
siHliuin wherevei it may bs rer uel.
The large hogs In New Jersv are fed
day and night, a prize liemg cffereil f. r
the heaviest, Some of them are made
to attain extraordinary weights.
Too much harrowing of the poil is
seldom indulged in, yet the free use of
the harrow will do more to increase the
crops than any other kind of work.
Old sod land, when plowed, should
always lie limed. Lime assists the sod
to decompose.destroys many injects aud
adds plant food to the soil.
Clover and a teed or bran at night is
better than too much grain or clover ex-
cluslvely. Uraii for pigs, calves and
growing st-jek of all kinds provides
phosphates a'ld largely aids in develop-
ing bone.
Cows will not refuse
use stagnant water
a such water con-
the matter of a
wh-n thirsty, and a
ta inmates the milk
p'entiful supply of fresh
important oue.
water is an
Almost a Kefkoacm. Texas Edi
tor A Mormon editor ia in jail for
supporting four wives.
Wife You say he was an editor?
That's the way it read.
And he supported four wives?
Just SOL
Well, I dont belitve it.
Exactly so Customer Isnt
there a great profit In these shirts at
fl? I saw In the paper the other day Tii iV , . 1 ror,e8or iUtrman ail vor wire wound on a cvlin
tlt the poor girlThero make them for ft h1,1 ' ,'av,,cal'ea iB ,rri f er of asb rto. P,,r which tut UizlTe
17 cenu i dozen." l1".,"1 h ' u,in!n for fo i ' Ton rolL Ti4 eorrent ta SSTnS
have to do to simply to make them."
Customer --Precisely; they make
Lheaaixu and you make the money.-
WOMAN'3 HARDER PART.
Her
Dally Life Contrasted With
That of Her HusDir.d.
It seems to le accepted a a fact that
woman In cmitra-t with n an is far tht
weaker. The reasons f.r II are ii"t
quite clear, and perhai to freiuent
repetition it owes its gieatt-st force. In
the matter of brute strength certainly
to women must be given second place.
but when it comes to endirance, which
is scarcely separable from s-rem;th. in
manv situa Ions in life she woulJ most
assuredly show herself able to bear far
heavier burdens than man. 1'rolmbly
nowhere e so Is this truth as apparent
as in the sickroom, lucre nun inn
woman meet on an qual footing,
neither having atjy advaniage. And it
is ti.ere that she pioves that instead ot
being the weaker slie is infinitely the
stronger and more euilunn.
Lt a wife be taken ill, and fi
tweuty-four lurj the husband is un
tiring in his devotion, and very l.fcelj
he scarcely leaves her bedside. T lie
fecoi.d day 11 ds him still at his pos'.
but he is beginuiug to weaken, tveu the
ls of cue night's sleep has nearly
"bloken hliu up." ltllt the third 1ay
l.e is compaiativelv a wreck, and lea ly
t. yield his place as nuise to any one
i u wii mi it.
N". t , however, with the ife when
lie it I.L Jay alb r day nd night after
ntght she lungs oer lnm, never for a
iiit meiit thinking ot nisirusi.ux him to
H e c.ire of auother. If she sleejis, il is
iu htr rl air by his l-etlside while be
do es. ISue scice y lies dow n, and per
hajss for we ks and wteks only removes
liei clothes for a change or linen. And
et she never se.-ms to tiie; aud, as a
m itler of fact, many fraii women sieiu
actually to g un streng h when exiose.l
to such hai-hips. The world may ac
cept that woman is the w- aker, but no
physician who has been long iu prac
tice will le couvlnci d that euch is the
ca. e.
MAN AND HUE r01irAKFI.
Man compares w Hi woman as doer
cast iron with steel. lie is strong, and
yei in couipaiutlvely easily shattered,
wh reus you can bend her, you can put
her to tests whieli would, riguia
tively sjeaking, pulverle him, and yet
you cannot brc.k her up." Take her
out--ide of the s.ckroom. She Is at
least many married women are up
first iu the morninjf. Mie builds tht
tires an I makes breakfast ready.
fo.e the table can In "cleared ott" he
childitu niu.t le scrubbetl, c-omUst,
eU-., for Sihool. Willi them out of the
hou -c. unless there is a baby In the family
and there almost alv. ays is one m the
home ol every poor, overworked woman-
she lias a br. athing sill. Hut
t cannot List long, for tin re are th
I she-lo wash, the kiti hen to 'tidy,'"
the chamber wolk to do, and when
the p and other cu tomary duties are
liforu.ed it Is t li e to get dinner.
That ought to lie of! the table and
things put away by 2 or hall past 2.
aud then she has I cached her fiisl op
Isirtunity to rest.
Hut sl.e do s not nst, although sh
may think she dies for she generally
sews until snpt r t.nie and returns U
her sewing alter Si.pper Oishes arc
eleaied away, and she is not likely tu
lay .ssije r iitidle until bel imt
comes. I'.ut this is the routine uo k ol
only aUiut one day in the week. Very
likclv Monday is wadiiug day, aud
on Tuesday tlieie Is the ironing tc
do. Wednesday is one of the cooking
days w.lh almost all women, Thurs
day is Ihe day we have paitla'ly de-scrili-it,
and is called the tasy day.
F. Id. iy the br.Hiiu iiiu.-t lecallelmt.
sj-ec.al si i.c . and m geneial swe pilig
takes place. aluiday is one o. tin
hardest 'aS ill the week, while Sunday
the day of test for man and ba-t
liuds the w fe aud mother -till ou duty
lor Ihe greater put of it at least.
w i: STYLK WOV1KN weak.
We have g Vcn but a bare idea ' th
loiiinioii . ir el ciS of about three
fourtlis . f all o r women: with them
it is Woik. woik. day in and d. y out,
with ssarcely a moment which the)
can call their o u; in fact, they work
about sixb eu hours a d .J. lln.t an ls.
ontheotlnr hand, cousider eTcti ten
hours at bench, at the counter, r desk
too Ung for t em, aud really only feel
equal to eight hours a day. Night liud.
theiu tireil and worn, and the tvi niiigs
must be spent in rccuj erat ng. U.i hall
time on al-irdays. end Sundays thert
being abso'.u'ely nothing for them U
do. they, somehow or other. uiai:.ge V.
"pi ll themselves together' by Mou
dav. so as to take up their b Udells
again. The niauy tiolidays in tht
year l.e p Iheiu out coi.salemh y; s
they are enable I lo bear the strain
And we tyle woman weak, while
man is our ileal ol stiengtti. Could
anything 1 e more absurd? J-t the av
eragt woman chanj e places wi h hei
husband, and she would l-e a wlilaw in
a lew years. Yet not only in healtly
d et woman show In r superiority ovei
mun in the way of strength and endur
ance, but !t Is the same in disease. At
tacks which u. en are I kely to succumb
to are less l kely to prove fatal i.i wo
man I eihaps in consiunpt m, as we!,
as any other maiadv. is tne tact au-
parent. It is safe to say that, lake
man and a woman in the early sta.e of
lung ilisea e, and If o. e attack te ol
Ihe same seveiity as ihe other the wo
man will outlast the man by many
months, and itssib!y by years.
One case which the writer reealb
well ilbist rates this lac t. It is that of
a won an w ho became consumptive
nearly twenty yeais ago. Fiouj that
time on she had small but ficquent
hemorrhages. TI.ev would weaken Lei
"soiiie. but she would so-ju regain her
llsu;tl v. .
I m ltl fr.t..ls to tlir.,, a,, traVeled
,,,,, lll;lce to for a u Aff
..,. r. iurIie, she failed, but slowly.
She of leu said she was lighting d ath.
aud s.ie certainly seemed to 1. II
ever will power supportel a peison t
did her. Mie liecame sciucely laore
than a skeleton; she could eat but lit
tle and hail 1 n'g Irt-n a stranger to a
good n ghl's res'. An I still she lived
on uiit.l about thiee yean ago, when
the little lung lift her broke down and
death whan she bad resisted so long,
at last coinpieied. Using a common
expression, that i-oor womau had eu
dined notigh lo kid half a dozen men.
Toads and the Electric Light.
A L dy tells how she was receutlv
waning in a carriage uear an electnc
lamp, which bad just been lighted,
while her friend went to a neighboring
shop. In the dry road she present! saw
a alir. an I looking over the wheels saw
hopping In all directions arros aud
around toads aiming far the l ght. Mie
'V out "n1 in,"J 'or the lamp, too.
T'.ere wax ring or toads un.ieri.eath it
lle w ,i:,u for "'e fall of moths
and the ! meets of night that drop frcni
the lire-destroying flame. It was a cu
rious sight those creatures squatted in
a circle, with upturned heads, walling
for the victims to drop into their
mouths.
Industrious Laborer "Are you In
favor or the eight hour movement?"
Uizy Laborer "No, I'm not. I'm
not in favor of any sort of movement.
K'-t is good enough for tne."
No Time for Small Finances Col
lector ' I 'lease announce to l'rofessor
. m WTO, lo ,nform you.
"' .tJ!ro. ,r ta n2a?ed l "
V
norsEHOLp.
Turpentine in the Home Aftr a
Housekeeper fully real zea the worth of
turpentine in the household she Is never
willing to be without a supply ot it. It
gives quick lellef lo I urns; it Is au ex
cellent application for c oins; It is good
for rheumatism aud so e throats. Then
it is a sure preventive against moths;
by just dropping a trifle in the drawers,
chests and cupboards it will render the
garments t-ecure from injury during
the summer. It will keep nuts and
bugs from the closets aud storerooms
by putting a few drops in tlie corners
aud upon the sleeves; it is ure destruc
tion to bedbugs, and will effectually
dr.ye them away from their haunts ir
thoroughly applied to all the jjinUof
the bedstead, and Injure ne ther furni
ture nor clothing. A spoonful of it
added to a pad of warm water ia excel
lent for cleaninc paint.
The Troper Way t Fit Gloves A
i.siir ,1..v.,f.-.1 In. ll.M interests of the
dry goods trade declares that the dura
bility or kid gloves depends on now
they are put on the first time, and ad
vises against the use of a st etcher.
The exi-ansion should lie made by tlie
hands, so as to secure a tierfcct fit at
every point. "Choose gloves," says
the w riter. "the lingers of w loch cor
respond with your own in length, woik
iu the fingcis tirst. then the thumb, and
liually smootU them down until they
ill wr- icit A f-luve that tits well
generally wears well. If the ends do
not come down wel', or U they are so
long as to wrinkle, they ill t h tie ont
easiiy. When lingers are so sma 1 as to
need" the stietcher, the body r the
glove is straiued out lu draiii!l over
the hand."
Fretini Hands of Vegetable Slams
l'eelmg otatoes, apples and other
vegetables and fiuits will discolor the
hands, lioiax water is excellent to
remove stains, and heal scratches aud
chafes. lut ci ude potas'i into a large
bottle, and ml with water. When dis
solved add more to the water until at
last the water can absorb no more, aud
particles cau l-e seen at ihe bottom.
To the water in which the hands are to
be washed, pour from tlie bottle enough
to make it very sort. It is cleansing
and healthful, and by Its use the hands
will lie kept iu good condition.
Almni Cakes. I'ut Into a sauce
lau a quaiter of a pint of hot water,
two ounces of butter and one ounce of
sugar; let it toil, and then take it off
the tire and stir into il well two and
one half our ces of sifted Hour; flavor
w llh five drops of a'mon 1 e sciiee and
keep on tt ri ing for about 10 minutes,
till it is erfectiy smooth. Then drop
the mixture, in small pieces the size of
a large walnut, on a bakin theet;
blush each o er with the while of au
egg leateii up witli a little sifled sugar;
sprinkle over them some almonds
blanched and chopped up very finely,
idd at the last a very liltie p twdered
iugar. Hake them for twenty minutes.
OVicken hit Frepare a !arije, fat
chicken, put in tie soup kettle with
two quails tit' cold water, one onion
and a spi ig of parsley; let s'lu-uer
gently for two hours, then aid two
chvij jcd jidatoes. When done, put
in ihe lieal n yo'ks of two eggs, a
table.sjM.ouf nl of butter, a grated nut
meg a i,-t a little salt an 1 m p:er; t tke
up ihe chicken and strain the soup.
Ilow toWasIi Windows. A sponge
is exee'leul lor washing windows, mi. d
neusiajirt will polish them without
leaving dust and stieaks. Use a pine
stick to cl- aiise the accumulations of
du-l from the corners of the sash.
Ammonia wil: give the glass a clearer
look than svap.
To pi event o r g'ass Jars from
cracking when putting in hot liquid,
stand a talhsio.ui up in them
I hi ie is a prevails g idea that this
pra.-e.vs ha something to Uo wiilieh-c-ir
city, but the true solution is that the
s;non absorbs so ue of Hie heit, and
also cariies some of it out into the ojf n
air.
Ciiilkuen's LorniNO. The ques
tion is often asked by careful mothers,
"what will rt move miss stains from
children's clothing?" Au exchange
ays that simply wetting and rubbing
the stained cloth in c d water will re
move all traces of the grass. Fruit
-tains w ill disapi-car on the application
of boding hot water. No Soap s!ould
be used in e.lher case.
IUlAlMSIIT GlNOKIt liKKU. Peel
ntii- leu. oils very tl in and put the nnd
and strained juice into a barre , or a
su (lii nut I y large earthen pan; add in
pounds of loaf sugar, ei hi ounces of
rrushed g ngi r (it r quiied hot, 10 or
12 ouii es might lie use.l). boiled with
three gallons of water, which Is joured
into the barrel or pan wl h ttie ulngrr.
and two ounces ot cream f taitar; add
six more gal!ns of bo. ling water; let it
remain till it is lukewarm,' then add
eight tablospooulii s of fresh yeast
fbiewer's is best); stir it and leave It
for a day fnutil It f line; its). If re-
quireo for bottling, heney instead of
yeast Is be t, us it will lu easier to open
and gives it au agieeable softness; but
if honey is ued il must lie kepi a lon
ger time 1-efore usinir.
An kxcei.lf.nt recie for straw
leuy shortcake is as follows: Stem two
quails of strawberries, sweeten to taste,
and ma-h them slightly with a wooden
pooii. Hub two ounces of butter into
a quart of il.iur. then add I wo teaspnon
I ills of baking powder, one teaspoonful
of salt, and sutlic.ent milk to make a
ift I'ough; mix quickly, roll out about
one b ch aud a half in thickness, put
into a grec.sed baking pan, and bake in
a quick oven for twenty minutes.
When done take from the oven, split In
halves, and Hpread each half lightly
with butter, l'lace the lower half in a
deep dish or platter, put half the ber
ries on this, then cover with the other
half of the shortcake; cover this with
the remainder of the berries, pour over
them a quart of cieam, aud .serve at
once.
I 17e statement in an EaMern oiana-
... l.. . ,n.ii. ... i . .
i.iuc iii.li. uiiiiri men tiave goue lO Hie
'remarkable height of 8,0Oi feet In the
; Alps," has elicited from Mr. Maxwell,
j of California, a 'etter to the Scientific
I American. In w hich he pronounces the
i.i.. . .. Mti ... i . . , . ,
no. . n icuiai name. lie
writes that last Summer he encoun
tered numerous butterflies on a peak
of the Siena Nevadas, 13,0uO feet
.high, while on another occasion, in
j lir.tish Columbia, he saw butterflies at
an altitude of 11. (kh) feet - many thoo-
sami ieet e hove the line of perpetual
snow. All the se latter seemed to be
;nilgrating, but those on the Sierra .Ne
vada Mountains were flying about for
their own pleasure, not go ng anywhere
i iu pamcuia-.
T.oninri 7 Fl. i ,-., l .t
- . . .v. . A,m uuw
comes the rexrt from Su Paul of the
oni-iinii u i application or electricity to
heating the ironing rolls or a laundry
It is claimed that thi 1 method gives an
iconon-, liy meter measurement, of
were than 2o per cent, over tliat of gas
at J1.2") per thousand. - s formerly nsed
for this purpose. Stationary Engineer
explains that the dev.c3 by which the
Lealm CfecU are obtained consist. r
fioni the commercial liahtiug circuit
and la iaid for at the same rates aud
under the same conditions that used
for lighting, the current naaidua-Ib-rouga
BwttCi
A Spelling-Bee,
"I'm going to have a apelling tee to
nicht." said Cnele John, "and I'll ffive
a pair of skates to the boy that can best
spell msn." .-.
The children turned and stared into
each other's eyes.
Best eill 'man. I nele John?
Wbt. there's only one way!' they cried.
'There are all aorta of ways," replied
Uncle John. "I leave yon to think of
it a while;" and he buttoned up his
eoat and went away.
What doea be mean?" asVel Bob.
I think it's a joke." said Harry,
thoughtfully, "and when Uncle John
asks me I'm going to say, 'Why, m-a-n,
of course." "
It's a conundrum, I know," said Jo;
and he leaned his head on his hand and
settled down to think.
Time went alowlv to the puzzled
bovs, for all their fun that day. It
seemed as if that after-nnpjier time
would never come; bnt it canio at last,
and Uncle John came, too, with a shiny
skate-runner peeping out of his great
coat poekeL
Uncle John did not delay; he sat
down and looked straight into Harry's
eyes.
Been a good boy to-day, Hal?'
Yes no," said Harry, "nushing. "1
did something Aunt Mag told me not lo
do, because Ned Burns dared me to. I
f an't bear a boy to dare me. What's
that to do with B -filing 'man' ?" he
added, half to himself.
Bnt Uncle John had tnrue.l to Bob.
"Had good day,, lay boy"
"Haven't had "fnn enough," answered
Bob, stoutly, "It's all Jo's fault, too.
We boys wanted the pond to ourselves
for oue day, aud we made up our
minds that when the girls came we'd
clear them off. But .lo, he"
"I think this is Jo's to tell," iuter
rnpled Uncle John. "How wus it
boy?"
"Why," Raid Jo, "I thought the eirIs
hud as much right on the pond as the
boys. So I Hfioke to oue or two of the
bipger boys, and they thought so, too.
aud we stopped it alL 1 thought it
wos mean to treat girls that way."
There came a flush from Uncle John's
pocket. The next miuute the skates
were on Jo's knee.
"The spelling-match is over," said
Uncle John, "and Jo has won the
prize."
Three Iiewildercd faces mutely ques
tioned him.
Boys," he answered, gravely, "we've
lieen spelling 'man,' not in letters, but
in acts. I told you there were different
ways, and we've proved it here to
nighL Think over it, boys, and see."
Selected
Simply Biil'TAL- Jones is frankness
Itself.
Being at an evt ning jiarty be took
occasion t com pi i men t a lHdy.nc t other
wise remarkable for her beauty, on her
small feet.
You can't mean what you say, Mr.
Jones," said the lady, greatly Haltered,
as she still f iirtlu-r. by a ileft movement
of the hand, exiosed the members in
qiiintion.
You're quite right, madam." sa;d
J ines. looking down; "I only caw half
of them."
A Uerman proveib says: 'Tjiboi
makes bread out of a stone,"but house
keepers kuow tiiat unskilled 1 a'-or is a
good dea' more likely to make bread
into a stone.
Not Ai.aiimi l. 1'atli (off for En
rol) "Farewell! A last farewelll"
America Ta-ta! See you later."
First li-riety J-aJy Have you heard
that Mrs. Jones d.ed last uighl?
Second Society I-ady Is that so?
Why, the woman owes me a visit.
No worder dictionaries are so frag
m ntary, when o many eople break
their word.
1'i-ogreao.
It Is v rv Im.-orim-.t io th! jor va-t
man-rial progress that a rejueily be plcai
ing to the last- and to the eye. ea-lly
taken, acceptable to the Moiintch and
healthy in tts na'ure and e fleet: l'us
sefslng these qualities. Syi up f F gs Is
ihe one terfect Uxt'.lve and most gentle
diuretic known.
Slitjis were nrst coppt r-bottoine I in
178d.
Nnlorisj Trinity.
IMf "tlnn, mitritioii anil exeretl.m are in e.iu
tliiu.-ti activity fiein tlie rrs-lle to tlie crave, lu
eteAteaniJ fires ,ur IhmIu-s axjluu ibe
ablisesuf pIH-tit.-s anil lirmiralice. Ssiuinl ll-?.-ttl4ii
aim! healthy tmtrilioii oulv produce pur
bliMnJ aiitl aet,e liver, kidney, nielli m.il
Imiw-1s uiUHt exeieteauii cmrty oil w.iste ir wt
are aielc. 1Ui-m ry.nis we muii.il.tted only
tlirou-.-U the bliSMl. not hy Bicreury aud i-uis-uiiuut
iiimerjils. but pur-. Imrmlexs veetaiil
adupted tueueli, easily aliurbd and easily car
ried II ikiUiiiii: lias eiir lurpa.sd. imltnliir
Miuals. The st. lleiuard Vent-1x1,1c Pill banded
doii to us troiu Hy poctMt a. A aaiiiple tit ibe
M. heruard Vegrtafile Pill will l M-lit Jrrt t.i
all u i pi It-ants. Address, St. Bernard, U.,x -416,
New Vurk.
Ah over the house" Ihe roof.
Catarrh Is caused by scrofulous taint In the
blood, and is cured by llood'a Sarsaparllla,
win, b purines aud enrichra the blood aud gives
the whola system health and strength. Try
this .e-ullar medicine." It is prepared by C
1. lluud 4. Co..lAiwelh Mass.
One million dollars silver coin weighs
69,0-M..9 pounds avoirdupois.
t'ttiin'ta liiUiiety Cure for
I)roiy. Uravel. Iliabetes, Bright',
Heart, Urinary or I-iver llseases, Nerv
ousnesK, Ac. Cure guiranleed. 831
Arch Street, Thilad'a. $1 a bottlo, 6
tor 5, or druggist. 1000 e-ertlllcates of
cures. Try It.
The belts for tailor suits are of tan
leather, and are wider than formerly.
FITS: A3 nts ioi,p-u rretjuv Or. Kline's iat
tive ln-tiiorer. o iu after Oral day's use. Uar-
t a euresw '1 lealureaOd tlLWIUial IcJU-efreo 11
1 ticMr-k iseudiuUr. knue.nol area su filiate,
rhxllces different from the skirt will
l-e more widely worn than they have
been for some time.
Iin pin re 'ureciiirMiilcel ly
Ir. J. B. Mayer. fcUl Arch nt.. I'bll'a,
l'a. Eae at once, no op,ratiou or de
lay from biiKliie-i, attested by tliou-t-ands
ot cure aft?r others tall, advice
free, send for circilar.
Blouses or say plaid silk will be one
of Ihe greatest summer novelties for
country and seaside.
Sir Aorrrt rrre. sent l.y fratrln & Co rhl!a
Pa, to any one in V. . or Canada, po t paid,
upon receipt ot 3S Dot, bin a leetrit-al Soap
wraptiers. Pat of noveNoneircuiaraarouud
eat-ta bar. This soap for sale by all grocers.
There is always a (food demand for
mules. For larce, supple, gentle, well
broki n mules, there are always high
prices.
The Frazrr Axle Urea In th Standanl
A ale Groas vl the worl,L tTae it aud fuva
your bnrses and aj-oua. One greasing
w ill last two wtsska.
Profuse spraying of houa plants will
greatly aid in prevenlinc the ravages or
aphides and other minute insects.
A.M.FRIEST. Drarcist. Shelby vllle, na.
aya: "Hall a Catarrh uie rues the bet of
aail-.fartii.il. Can net plenty . teMimonlals.
u it cun-s every one wuo lakev il.'
ell It, 76c.
l'rugjjisls.
The cabltage delights In having the
soil stirred. The plants grow rapidly
when the hoe or cultivator are frequent
ly used.
Bronchitis la enmd by frequent mall
duwa of Piao'a Cam lor CouauuipUon.
Kerosene was Drat used for lighting
purposes lu IBM.
After dinner smoke "TanaiU 1'anch."
The first newpapec was Mblisbed tu
Sastaad 1b
i5iS5Sf'5S
PAINLESS EFFECTUAL.
FOI
BILIOUS i HERVOUS
niSORDERS.
Such aa Wini antl Patai ia tfc Slomieh, I
UdiuL Fiillness. Saisllino aflar Mens. I
ni.iln... nraMlnaas.CoM Chlltt.Flinhins I
f Heat. Las ol Appabte. Shortae.s of (
Braath.Coativeitelt.Scurvj.Blotchal M in (
Skill. Oiaturbcd 1p. FrishthH Dreams ana (
omu aaS Tramblins Sensations. So. ,
THE FIRST DOSE WILL SIVE BELIEF IN (
TWENTY MINUTES. Ewr "tt-nr la
u-uastly Utvltod to try one Boa of theae
l'l 'l. ami thtf will b acknomlcdgtd ia b (
m Wondtrfidl U4lcl ,
Worth a Guinea a Box.,
ftaprhnm's Pills, taken a$(
; directed, will quicwy ntaiunii
) FEMALES to complete health. For
5
Sick Headache,
Weak Stomach.
Impaired Digestion,
s,
laOnsuDauun.
Disordered Liver.&c.,!
they ACT LIKE MAGIC: - wi U i
work woiidors uimju tn viiai organs,
Straflhnlna ih musr?ularSvtem.iur-1
lug Jong-losi Complex in. brlngtoc b-k (
thokrn et1at rt nDet.t- un-, ar-.uHlne ,
with tun fiOSEBiJj OF HEALTH the
I rail ) . uiw rj --.atTiM Buiiiiii-w ,
br ih(iii'i. lu tl c1ih of aucletr;
nd one of tii ln-vt giiniiilw to tli(
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BBBUMaVHaUiiiuiiiiiii, s, ...
A Boys CoxsiDKitATiov. "I tell
you." said a Coni;rt.--sin.'iu to his wife,
"I like that little boy tliat was at our
house yesterday."
"Wliy, he lsii't near as LrlgLt as
Mrs. Jones's son.'
"I lou't know aliout that; anvliow, I
like li'm."
"Why?"
"Because, when his mother Bahl,
'N'ow, FreJJle, fay "Liltie Drw a of
Water" for the ct-ntlf mail,' he tiili', I
won't and stuck to it."
Guest (attempting to carve): "What
kind of a chicken is this. anvliowV"
Waiter: "Pat's a genuine 1'iynioulU
Rocker, sah."
Guest (throwing up lioth hands):
n... : v i.. i
Alia, s s. i'ia.1 ,1 s , . x BllCn Bllt? V iU it 11
oi l-timer: but I I ad no idea she dated
(.....1- . I rvs , . - ,
J..-iw iiirrr-. aukc 'er away. 1 ciraw
the line ou the hens from the May
flower. In a Daze First Mi-s-"Where are
you going this guiuinei j"
Second Miss -"1 L aren't the least
idea."
First Miss "But can't you judge
from what you heard your pa aud uia
say?"
.Second Miss "Well, from the way
ma talks I'd think we were guinz to
Xew York, Saratoga, l'aria, Berlin,
White Mountains, Home, St. Lawrence
and a 1 through Ejtypt, Fr m the way
pa talks I'd tliiuk we were coiuj; to the
poor-house."
In IIakd Luck.-Kind Iv.idy
"I supi-o.-) vour lot is full of tiaxd-
Blllp?"
Tramp "Indcrd, It is, mum. In
th winter w'en the farmeis is doin'
nothlu' but eatui a;iples au' driukin'
cider, it's too cold fur us to tramp; ai,d
in th' rummer we're alters beiu' ottered
work."
Educational Item. First Boy
How do you like your new teacher?
.Second Boy He is not a lightning
te. cher. lie i-.tr. kes sevt ral times lu
the same place.
Higu Time. - Mis. Meyer -Look at
old Mis. Boik-v. I hU Is the first time
I ever saw ht r at a ball iualrfih-necked
drps.
Mrs. Schml lt-Well. it's hlSh time
she drew a veil ov-r the past.
Hard To r lease. Servant I
come to give notice that l am going to
quit.
Mistress hat is there about
place that you don't like?
Btvapt Yom buslMuiO.
this
r t4 riia.bA ldlca. A
Ml DrvtfiM lor IHsmJ Mri. Im
W4. ttrWilc IWIN. Wil MtW
nboej. TttLs .t.rr. All puia
I
HUMOKOH7S.
t vwwv rnuivn Iwint "Keeps
comlna- right down, don't it?" cheerily
remarked young Miauowpaie w
Sowersby- . , . .
sir,uoii.liv lwf knneil him m out
of the storm, carefully adjusted his
glasses, and then solemnly remarked:
"Young man, uia you ever
go up?' , ,
Vinn-r Kh:iHownate confusedly al
lowed he didn't think he ever had.
"Ever know of any instance, enner
.tihin vnnr nu.-n TtuM ience. or in any
book, sacred or profane, ancient or
modern, npon wtiiciiuyany cnutrnou
possibility you might ba69 a Llief that
it ever did or ever will do anything but
just come down?"
Shallowpate appeared rather embar
rassed, and held his peace.
"jSo, you never uiu," tiiianeu n.c um
ilrqla un.l llVPr mill. Now VOU
run right along home, and let God Al
mighty manajje this rain uusim ss, ami
not bother sensible iieop.o with your
foo ish questions!"
lie went.
Vtiirpr TTiw i4 v,mr tiiicla COIllilltr
on? 1 hear he is Kettms lxrttr.
Gilhooly lie Ls completely cured, my
dear 1 toy. He is mure active thuu l.e
was twenty years ag.-i.
It would tie fanuy if you should die
lielore him; then he would be your
heir.
), no.
How's that? Wouldn't he be your
hen ?
Yes: but I don't tee where there is
any fun in tl.at.
Tn k Kkal Teoit.i.k. C'.everton
"Why were you not at the hall the
othtr evening?"
Dahlia way "My tailor went back on
me. "
"IMiln't send jour clothes in time,
eh?"
"Oh, yes he did. lie sent ti.eui C.
O. 1."
Mr. IIoss "And I siipjKise you have
brought your wife with you?"
Mr. Young "Yes; I never go to any
ball without her. Do you bee that lady
dressed in white?"
Mr. Boss "Whu'.I that beautiful
woman with such magnificent eyes?
Vou don't s.iy so!"
Mr. Youii "Just eo. Well, my
wife is the ouh next to her."
Xot Exactly What biiE Meant.
lloiai e (standing on the steps and
looking out at the pitiless storm; time,
lip tn.) "How it comes down!"
1'enelope (absent-mindedly) "I do
ho;ie you may 1 able to get home be
fore it stops rainiii';."
Horace (stiffly)"! think I cau."
(Uu-hes out into the storm.)
The Hog Fek. Chicagoan "This
is my home; l-i-auiif ul, isn't it? Built
wit h the products of my jen."
Visitor 'Then you are a wr tn !"
Chicagoau "So, indeed; I am a
jK.rk mei chant."
All Talking at O.nck. Theatre
maiiagi-r "S nie fmil in tho gallery
yelled 'Fiit l' it. the top of his lusis,
diuini; the li-i foriiiance. to-niyht."
Friend "You don't ta 1 Was there
a panic?"
Theatre Mainger ' Xn Luck.ly
there were Cfteen theatre-parties )'i the
lionise, and the try v:.s not heard."
The Imitation 1'i ukect. Attor
ney (to witi.e-..-)- If I mi-lake not, sir,
yuii are an J.iinlbnianV
Witness I am aw usually so con-siih-red.
Attorney (surprised) - So conside eJ?
Aie you not in reality?
Witness (reluctantly) Xo, sir; I am
a native of N'Yark.
Hi-5 ToiM "vVou.d you mind."
askeil the editor in a conci iatoiy tone,
if I left off the Crst and last Vi-roes of
your poem?"
"I3ut there are ou!y two stanzas in
it?" gasped the poet.
" Y s, 1 know," assented the editor,
affably.
A COM 11.1 ME N'T A it v Boss. Boss
You are the laziest clerk iu the oflice.
I am afraid the rest of the clerks will
become contaminated.
Clerk I have been writing steadily
for the last three hours.
I've no doubt of It. You were simply
too lazy to stop.
Medical Item. A. How are you
coniine on? Have you uianv patients?
B. Xo, indeed. I feel very much
discouraged!
What do you supios is the matter?
I've no idea, unless it is because a
health epidemic has broken out in our
midst.
Barely Tossikle. Mrs. Maginty
'Begorra, Moike, thim bears is foine
animals. I wisht Oi had the skio av
ow av thim."
Maginty "A trail, phat would vou
bedoin'nida bear skin If yez had
wan?"
Mrs. Maginty "Sure Oi'd make ia:
a buffalo robe wid it. "
Summer Ma utyrdom Clerk (at
summer hotel) "The lady in No. IG
has been complaining alwut the chauiv-bern-aid."
Landlord "If N'o. 10 isn't satisfied,
she'd better go. The trouble with these
fltV PeoU.'e is thev inmo-inn tli rrr..
heie just for their own pleasure."
-Who wins thre.eyes.wins eJL"-
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