Tf . F. SOHWEIER, THE CONSTITUTION THE UNION-AND THE ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAWS. Editor- and Proprietor. VOL. XLIU. MIFFLINTOAVN, JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 28, 1SS9. NO. 3ti. r Ir this l.tv. is true that tbe Roths-! CENERAL- cnunstiavs got up a corner on the South African diamond diggings, what In the world will become of the barkeeper, hall professionals, hotel clerks, alder men, boodle rs, boas politicians, "spoila" and the like. YOUNG 3 TROOPER. His Opinion of Three Beauties Cau ses Immense Consternation. Here is a story that General Pierce t Young tells. Away up iu die GeoigU ) mountains lies Catoosa Jpnnin, a la- . . i vorite summer resort ef Savannah aud TriKEc sisters (all under 1.1 ir. nf Atlanta society people. Among the - I tin am u n .1 Wnuk.&a '-f t U A Sometimes 1 found a uuium oniy two A Woman's Pocket. feet below tbe surface, but these sal- dona possessed more than their erdi- A writer la the CMcoffo StrmXi tbm nary wrappings. Sometimes, again, dHoeurses em wcne" pocket: "I mummies were found with their legs think worn eught to have a guiding lied uackward from tbe kne Joint. The string nanglBg from their pocketa la object of bundling the bodies into such assist in discevsry when tbe ceoteuts small space was undoubtedly save space are needed. How eftea. I havve Washes as the Incas utilize! every available in sympathy with the seor womaa At Fortv-flve. pines and breezes of the hills the fever and latitude bred from the m tlarial air of the low country disappear like magic. One day General Voung saw an old fellow come up with a basket of eggs and a bunch of chickens for the hotel people, and recognized an old trooer of his command. "Jake," he called out. "Jake Djr- 1 rldg. how are you?" HorsEWivFs will be glad to learn. "Why, laws a massy, gineral, how t!:t the prices of refiued sugar at de-do? I hain't see ye since tie wah." wholesale were recrtitry vertnred 4 of m 1 "ey chatted for a few miuute. ceut per pound. This follows a simi lar reduction in each of the two rre- age), m Missouri, weigh together S'J3 pounds, iydia, 13 years old, is the heaviest, tipping the beam at 373 pounds. Two of the trio have six fingers on each baud and the same ntirooer or toes on each foot. Theix pareuts are of ordinary size. inch of ground for agricultural pur- uita. Another theory prevails that the bodies were carried first to a rare fied air on the heights of the Andes and preserved, after which they were again brought to the coast for ourial. the packages beiDg necessarily snail t at the same tlrae asking to be put off at Iki inn .-omi un tin -. TV. ,.'" "Pooty nigh every day. Th folks want my chicWc i.s'n' aiga, 'n' I like to rest my eyes a-looltm' at some o' thane yer pooty gala." "They are handsome, aren't thev, Jake?" "Deed they air." "Xo, Jake," said Genera! Young, wavlnir lib hand Liwml 31 rrnmt of rsrFR an bid rule, tie prefectures of ' three young ladies with whom he had ceu.ng weeks; and a decline of j of a ' cent per pound in the wholesale cost of sugar should certainly find reflection In ' the prices charged to consumer. Have the retailers heard of the decline? i that great irrigating canal In North Dakota, that Is too bring millions of acres of waste land Into cultivatioM, will, if they carry their enterprise into effect, deserve well of their country. They will be entitled to more credit even than those who make two blades of grass grow where only one grew before for they will cau.se many blades to spring up where not even one Las hitherto been seen. l'.iMr.CK is credited now with hav ing ou.,iileJ a league of peace, that wlu u completed by the adhesion or S: uin, will put the huropean war far into the background and enable the ua :ous to reduce their ariu.une.ita. The first fruits of tho alliance are to be een in the cessation of war prepa rations in Servia and Bulgaria and the quietus put temporarily at least upon the threatened uprising iu Crete. The It ague is eniiuer.tiy conservative; everything is to be left just as it is until the allied powers fall out. been chatting, "tell me which of those three young ladies W the prettie-t. ' "Ay, Gineral Young, them's all HXty. "Twouldn't be good manners tor me to say ary one as poolier'n tother." "But, Jake, it will give them a great deal of pleasure to learn your opinion. They are gre.it friends aud will not feel at all hurt by your decision. Xow, wa k up aud pick out the best look ing." After much solicitation Jake under took the task. He walked up and peered closely at the laughing girls. About one hundred gueots had gathered by tins tiuje to see tbe trial. Finally Jake turned, scratching his head. All three of the young ladies wore broad sashes around their waists. "Gineral Young, they's all so pooty it is hard to make a choice, but st U I am forced to say that tUe one with the yaller sash is a leetlo the trim mest. " There was a scream. flutter of while dresses, and thiee blushing youuj; ladies, with various colored sashes, dashed in the hotel aud out of sight. It is not improbable that the trouble with the Hungarians who have been resisting arrest in the coke regions around Connellsville are due in part to the ignorance of the men both In the language aud the law of the country. They find themselves hunted like wild beasts, and naturally resist when brought to bay. But, whether their nolo is behavior is due to ignorance or viciouness, the result is pretty much the same. They are niost undesirable neight-ors, aud thecoaipHUtes that have employed them to break down the wages of other laborers will probably regret, before they ever had anything to do with such dangerous tools. BONES OF THE INCAS- Mr George Kiefer's Find In Craves of an Extinct Race. the The somewhat unsafe belief that our fuel products a:e inexhaustible will bo strengthened by the news of the dis dovery of rich coal deposits in the Rocky Mountains. Professor McGee, 3f the United States Geological Sur rey, says that a calculation as to the quantity of anthracite coal in the country and the probable consumption leads to the conclusion that such depos its will bo exhausted withiu a century, while, judging from the known supply, bituminous rbal will not last longer than three or four centuries. It is altogether probable, however, that great veins of undiscovered bitumin ous coal may yet be tapped. Wiif.n the United Sta'es Fi-h Com mission undertakes to make a report it is obliged to deal in almost as many figures as an astronomer uses. It is d ing an immense work In trying to restore or maintain American fisheries. and, although it fills in some of its undertaking, 'here Is every reasou to b teve that much more th in the cost of its work is returned in the form of f,Ml ("she added to our supply. In the nature of things, the success of its work should Increase as it obtains pub lic recognition and support. At present there are many good pot hunters and careless si'or.sineii who help to undo "Having seen specimen of Peruvian antiquities in the Louvre of 1'aris aud the Hi ltisli museum of I-onilon," savs .Mr. Kiefer, "my impressions obtained then were fully awakened when I en gaged to take service with the Peru- via 11 government during the war with Chile. My first ventuie into the bury ing (. rounds of the Incas was acci dental. After our arrival in Lima, we presented ourselves to Don Nicholas !e 1'ierola. who was then supreme chief. and a lew days later we were requested to give an exhibition of our torpedo practice in the open sea, near a town twenty-seven miles from Lima, named Aiicoiu A pleasant engine, called the t'avorila. bblouging to the Oroya rail road, wa placed at our service. Pierola and a few aides-" -amp, uivself inclu iled, made up the party. We reached A neon without adventure, exhibited our apparatus with satisfaction and success, and started In return to Lima. AilO.NU THE MUMMIKS. "I took a stroll around the pampa on the side of the track, and was startled by tiudiug a human .skull. I climbed over the bank to the north side of the track ami beheld a wonderful sigfit. As far as the eye could reach northward the trround was almost while with skulls. "1 found bones uilusled with pieces of cloth, pottery, wickerwork. netting. weed rope and wood. The ground boie evidence of immense excavatl ins. e picked up a few relics in the shape o roumuiihed hands and arms and liie mummy 01 a child. After the entrance ol the Chilians iuto Lima the war was considered at an end. and I took advau taire of the occasion to run down to Ancou for a more thorough investiga tion of the ground. As there is uolb iii' on the surface to indicate the pres- riiit of a irrave. it was with a shovel and an improvised steel rol that 1 be- 1 i?:iu Prospecting. I found that the ua I ture of the crave varied in di Here 11 ! localities. In some places under tin Ih.vsm sund I would come to a hard i stratum of earth, throu-h which my ' shovel would break, and theu on using ! the rod it would go down to a depth of ! four or five feet or more, iu;irkiug the 1 s(ot as a grave. In other places I could : s.vn.d a irrave from the surface, as who stands scarlet and miserable bant ing for hr pocket, while the conductor stolidly awaits his far. 1 saw s varia tion on this recently. A conductor wan-' ted change for a ene dollar bill. A girl tendered a handful of small money, I for tbe Journey en tbe backs of llamas. those animals then being tbe only beasts of burden in Peru. Articles of gold and silver are frequently found iu the graves and mounds along the coast, but generally so oxidized as to have lost their shape. I found some well pre-wrved specimens of necklace, hair bamls, bracelets, ear-ring, linger rings, breast ornaments, ear picks, tweezers. cups and idols. These were ot goM. I also found many vssbi of silver. Gold and sliver were much uned, and tbe metals were beat out so thin and the edges Joined so closely together that they baffled the naked eye to delect the workmanship. S.lver idols of gigantic mold and small objects of heavy gold w ere found but rarely. LOST ABTS. Copper was most extensively used in ornamenting the jwraou aud for household uteuaUs, but its principal use was for battle axes. Idols and tools. 1 found a copper chisel in a mound near Callao which proved to be tempered to the hardness of steeL It was tested on a railroad rail of irou aud could have cut it in two. The tempering of cop per is a lost art, however, and was known to tbe Incas only. Humboldt analyzed one of these chisels and found it to contain 94 per cent, copper and o per cent, silicia. Despite the discovery of thttse component parts all experi ments have tailed to reproduce a sim ilar hardness. It is strange that the ncas kuew nothing of iron, as It abounds all over Peru. Glass was like wise unknown to them. They used quartz crystal In surgery, as the tre- phiued skulls 1 hive found showed traces ot that material. They made looking glasses by polishing stone con ta'uing pyrites of irou. Lead was used for sinkers on tueir fish nets aud for personal adornment. Their cloths. made of Vienna wool (an animal 01 the llama family running wild aud huuted). Is exquisitely tine and of a yellow color. Their prints represented animals and everything pertaining to nature. In the graves I found also the mummies of children, birds, weasels, rats, lianas and the dog original with the Incas. The children aud animals bore evidence of having been buried alive." .Eighteenth street, Tbe conductor re turned the bill and tbe surplus change. ' The girl stuffed tbe bill in her gloves , and after seme hunting set-mtd to hud ber pocket and dropped tnerela th coins. At Twentieth street a sudden wild look easae into ber eves and she , began fumbling for tbe pocket again and unsuccessfully. Doubt deepened ' to anxiety and fear to horror on her i face. Presently she made a cautious j move. A nickel rolled from some-1 vrber onto the floor. She got rigid I and began hustling in a different direc- 1 tion. We were nearimg Eighteenth ' street She pretended not to notice it aud she looked more and more mt-er-able. You see she hal put the coins through the placket hole of her dress and not in her pocket at all. The con ductor waved that it was Eighteenth street. A cent rolled to tbe floor. The girl would see neither -the coin nor the conducter, while the car waited: "Eighteenth, madam." "oh, no," said the girl. "But this is Eighteenth street," re turned the conductor. Down went a dime. "I don't want to get out," the girl answered, tears of rage rising in ber eyes. "Didn't you say Eighteenth?" the Ceud insisted. 'I have changed say mind," the girl answered, desperately, a tear and a three cent piece rolling to the floor to gether. W ell, I got out at JS inth street aud she hadn't found either her pocket or the pocket bole yet, and tbe floor was covered all over with small change. I suppose she is riding yet. Halt!" err th bugles, down the eolumn's lentrth: And nothing lnth to halt and rrtt am I. For feumiir heat Bath suiuewhAi taxed my gtrDirth. And long the dusty ways before me lie. The dew that plittered when the echoing horn Called r-veilie to frrect th" waking duv : The cool swe-t h;i'hi s of ihe ciitsry m.irn. The lird that tlirilled the bugles" roundelay ; Th. ftT4ntl violets- with fTM of blue. mat Dreamed, sweet incense mnen we iroa them down; Th' wild wood buds and blooms of brightest hue. air prophecy of Honor's radiant crown ; And all that made the earlier marehins lli-'ht. Have passed like incense of ihe rosy hours. And manv a beaten field of nercest tight Lies between noonday ani auroral flowers. For all Its promise, morntngbrouirht us care, bo soon its songs and pleasant shadows passed ; Our ambushed foes lurked In eacb woodland latr; On every smiling plain we saw them massed. Our standards gay. war's bright. Iieralillr page Our uniforms, with gold and silver drest. Are rent and torn in battle's lurious rage. Blood stained and marred with dust each glit tering crest. The light Toung hearts that made a jest of life. And laughed at death, k lieu we broke camp at dawn. Changed are their merry songs for shouts of siriiB Or hushed wherw Valor mourns a comrade gone. And loitering here awhile at "rest at ease," I note the bhadows falling to the east : Behind nie. plume crowned, looms the hill, w uose trees. Promised us glory, wealth, aud love, and peace. Beckoned us on. w hen morning time was bright. To certaiutv of victory and rest ; And now 'tis afternoon ; 'twill soon be night: And 1 nave passeu tne green mil s waving crest. "Forward?" the bugles call : ready am I : For though my step hath lost its springing 1 am more prompt to march : quick to obey ; less apt to question or to oesuaie. Yet, when some belted trooper gallops by. I lilt my eyes, waiueu oy me awiib uwis tranin. And hail him with the Infantryman's cry ilo, comrade, tell nie. how far is t to ramp: KOUEKT J. BfUBtTIE. THE POISONED F..OWER. How to Coax a Man to Propose. Standing By the Family. An elderly man was telling a group of giddy young girls the other day how be proposed to his wife when he was a young man. She was sewing at tbe time, be said, or be never would nave bad the courage to do It. If girls would sew he thinks they would have more matrimonial chances. Sewing be con siders the best accompushmen" that a woman can have. A woin in engaged with a needle has a domestic, homelike air that is irres is table to a man who loves ber. It is a picture of what she would be in her own home, and makes him long that it should be bis also. How can a man propose to a girl who sits straight up in her chair staring at him w ith a pair of bright eyes? But when site- is bending gracefully owr a "Good evening, sir,1 said a man with white porcelain buttons on his coat, as he politely removed a black straw hat with botn bands. lie was coming down the front steps of a Madison ave- I bit of plain or fancy sewing, apparently Due nouse ana naa encouniereu me 1 absorbed in counting tne stitcnes, anu owner going up. "l have just Deen 1 the arrows of her eyes are sheathed for 1 nanM an ll.uirnl'itoa A( I t . : ..... . .. -.1, ,.. . 1 r-t Ami -t. rrci I .- ' . readln' your doorplate. Doorplates of the best families are the ouly lit'ratoor I peruse now. I do not care fer gro cery signs and bill boards. The one. You are a dead man,' said the doc tor, looking fixedly at Anatole. Anatole was astoundtd. He had come to spend the evening with bis old friend. Dr. Bardais, the illustrious savant, whose studies of poi sonous plants had made him famous. It was not his lame, nowever. wiiicn attracted Anatole to the doctor, but his nobility of heart and almost pater nal kindness. Aud now suddenly. without any preparations, the young man beard this terrific prognostication from the Hps of bo great an authority Unhappy boy.' continued tue doctor, what have vou done?' Xothiug that 1 know ot,T stammereu Anatole. 'Think. Tell me what you have drunk, what you have eaten, what you have inhaled r This last word was like a ray of light to Anatole. That very morning he had received a letter from a friend who was traveling In India. In this letter be found a flower which the tourist bad plucked on the banks of tbe oud-looKing little rea flower, whose odor, he remembered. sotmed to him to be strangely pungent. Anatole looked in Ins pocketbooK and took therefrom the letter aud the the couragement is a pair of bright eyes doctor. 'It is the Pyrauieuensis Indica! staring into nis, watcuing uis em oar- 1 tlje fatal flower of bloodl' a few minutes, be plucks up courage enough to offer ber his heart and band. The average young man is bashful in such affairs, though bold enough at sir, Is mediocre, whi e I find the other I other times, and needs encouragement fl0wer, which he showed to the savant, b .mbastic an' stilted. My fav'rite aud opportunities. What sort of en-I 'There is not a doubl T exulaimed th read in' is the engraved uoorpiates 01 our first cit'seus. Disjointed an' frag mentery, sir, but satisfactory to oue of cultivated tastes. Yes ' answered the gentleman, sus piciously, 1 our name, I learn.' went on tne student of doorplate literature, is Woo-lforJ. My own humble name is also Woodford. There are many Wood' ords sir; It is hardly likely, sir, that we may be any relation. 1 should be inclined to think not saul the other as he sniffed the air still more suspiciously and went up two steps higher. Prob'ly no near relation at least, sir. My own fam'ly is of English descent uy grandfather was a Kentish man. sir. Very likely your branch might be rish or mebbe Welsh. You ain't got the Kentish nose, sir Evidently not if you have. oat is your object in detaining me? i 111 pl v this. sir. lour name is Woodford, inv own humble coguermeu is also WoodTord. We may be no rela t ion. but 1 take an interest in anybody l-eariu' my name. You are iu Wall street, an' to-day you are making money with both hands to-inorrer you nay be flat on your back, if you ever letdown remember you have a friend in Morgan oodtord, wno win assist you to the extent of his humble capa city for the name you bear. If you rassment? Listen to the advice of an old man who has been all through it; drop your eyes and give the young man a chance, Remember tnis, girls, wnen the favorite voung man drops in to make an evening visit, get out your bit of fancy work and look domestic, aud with every stitch of your needle you will bind bis heart more firmly to your own. This is the advantage that the Eng lish girls are id to possess over the American girls they are domestic; ll they shine less brilliantly iu society than their American sisters their domestic virtues sued a steady luster in their houses. This, of course. Is looking at the question from an English point ot view. The American gins are capaoie of doing both; domesticity ssnot incom- natible with a social brilliancy, ana many of society's queens are careiui housekeepers, keeping their sweetest words and smiles for their own nomes. Josh Billings' Philosophy. ti. work of the Commission, but they are decreasing in numoer as the subject ! there was nothing between me aud its of fi,h protection become .better e stood. As an example of the labors of tuuj iuJlCiitlI1!? a roofed the Commission it may be mentioned graVe, in which th occupants are le that more than IUO.000.HX shad-fry yeale.i aurrouuded with all their world- . 1 1 - . 1 .. O'l ftal,! ' 1.. . ... I., were ueposiieu uunua; jc.i,..i,w",- ij o-.. (KHJ going into the Delaware. They are. Men are blamed for sticking then note into things; but it iz the only way a hg tracks out luz game. Tne man who kan live in idleness successfully, muss either be too pure 01 to lazv to commit enny sin. Poetn iz a dizeaze common tew all 'You really think so 'Alas! I am certain." But it is not possible that it Bhould prove fatal to me. I am only 2o years old. am strong aud in the best of health 'At what hour did you open this fatal letter? ' 'At 9 orclock this morning.' 'Well, to-morrow morning at the same hour, at the same mlnu'e, In full health, as you say, you will leel a pecu liar pain in your heart, and that will end alL' And vou kuow of no remedy, no means of ' Xone. said the doctor. Then, clasping his bead in bis hands. the savant fell Into a chair, overcome with grief. The emotion ot his old menu, con vtuced Anatole that he was indeed doomed. He departed at once; he was almost insane. A cold sweat on his forehead, his ideas confused, walking mechanically Anatole went fortti into the night, un conscious of what was passing about him. For a long time he walked thus. then, column to a bench, he sal down. Ibis rest uia nun goou. up w umi moment he had been like a man who has suddenly received a severe blow on the head. At last, however, his mind nee-1 help remeiul-er that a letter I the literati; sum hav it quite hard, but I gmerj to clear, and he begau to gather of course, exposed to many vicissitudes UAXCEKOl'S DllMilNU. "It was only by liberal -ay and per- ..... . .. ,tt nillslt LliaL 1 llimictM fc'ic uannr.s w and dangers, ana minions ui me.,, w. tienj u reri.-h before any of them reach matur- certa;u,y the work imaginable, ltv, but If only a few thousand of them m,-, being a danger to health and a g ow up to be caught at Gloucester anJ xUk of lite. The grave cave in, and nerved ud as p ankedshad they will when the wind blos the sand is chok- rei,av the cost of plant ng the millions jng and bUnding and proiluces a pecn- repay me ivd. r couirlnuff disease. All the I wca that hav. perlshe,!. The work cf the "lld" west of tUe Cordillera Commission Is of great commercial afB of .tria whiJe those of Ancon imiHjrtance, and could not be carried 00 are oI c.,eur d, which when stirred effeotivelT except by the National two or three feet below the surface, ro.emment, with the aid. also of State rises aud floats like smoks iu the air. Government, wnu " ' Tne (auJy graves emuetiuies go down commissions. to ,n(J uelltu c( fifteen feet. Occasion- ally you will fin 1 grave completely Socit grapes are in season, and It is ilue,l aud roofed with adobes, or sun others are liued with L'TVrA.U.W A prominent one." The Iuc,s Peruvians made ever sent to M. Woodford, Esq., Mulberry court. Bayard street, will reach me. t-houl'l I be temporar'lv on the er should I be absent friends will forward the eo-nmiinercatiou. Good evening. Mr. Wood fold.' Oue moment.' said the Madison avenue Woodford. I trust you would not be insulted should I offer you the temporary loan of 50 cents,' and he ad vanced a halt dollar toward tne otuer. "Sir. vour kindness overpowers ine. You belong to our branch of the fam'ly after all. I accept the coin, to be re turned to-morrow not liter. Do not forget me If you ever fiu 1 yourself floored, llemember that a true ood ford never forgets another Woodford.' most hav it dreadful lite. Inkredulty iz the wisdum ov a phool; it iz only a wize man who kan afford tew be cre-iulous. Prejudice iz a bous plant which iz I very apt tew wither 11 yu take it out doors amungst pholks. The devil holds poor kards, Due tie plavs tbera mighty well. What iz the next wust thing tew lieiugl Gittiug kelched at it. his scattered Ideas. My situation,' be thought. is like that of a man condemned to death. Such a person, however, can still hojie for mercy. But how long have I to live?' He looked at bis watch. Three o'clock in the morning. It is time to go to bed. W hall I go to bed give to sleep the last six hours of my liter 10. 1 nave certaiuiy t-ouieiuiun I am so puully aware ov tbe uncer-1 t,et,el. than that to do. But what? distinction with regard to rich or poor sides of the Atlantic. A prom cluster just now attracts anenuou. . , , nave fouua The disparaging comments of certain ujmuiuies ot u,ose wno ml,3t havu French artists upon Millet's "Angelus" 5ieen 0f high rank buried beside others .... 9 , . 1 : -v' .... .-t ( .. 1 1 1 r- I u 1 1 1 1 1. recentlv secured by Jit. nuiwu, no nau UOIUIUR. r recently n,xu" ' . . . ,. r,itiMss for the Association ueat was cuwcu - - DilntiDZ of bodies to face, uutiuey wc.e-aj-P , " .., a silting posture with the knees drawn 1 iup to the chin, the arms placea 10- Uiese gentle- lner on lue cbest and lashed with men would probably have been more "Slual op.iuo,. e --- A hovft the American Art one interpretation. It a -iirr nr Meissonler bad chased on this occasiou. reticent of their Above the body .......... - !..., ill ilia. taste of American art purcuaser. Til . laver of weeds covered with hasty, perhaps, iu asserting tneir up- nlJes made tr rope r,.! nf the high price paid for tue .tin 1 fOUud an average of three "Angelus." Tbe popularity of thi, pirfpottoC; picture is widespread in tne , cTfood? a7h Jug States, as its frequent "P-" - "" water croft. I also found earth- etching, bellotype and inoioCrapu gnware in the shape ot whistles, bowls, ' ' "v. 1 "Xo matter bow deep tbe grave the It U reported that a rich nod or. occQpant u no richer in relics than the gold has oeen maue - ococaut 0(lQ avexaire at uvjli Seutb Walem, How to Curl an Ostrich Plume. Have ready some corn cobs and com taint y ov the law. that if a man whom i had never seen or heard ov should su me for a debt or one hundred dollars. aud i couldu't kompouud with him for fiftv. i would pav the whole rather than deieud tbe suit. I hav noticed this difference between people thare are some w bo are not az big phools as they look. j Most authors in writing negieKt tneir mon salt- and let the fire in the cook I puuktuashuns. espeshily the full stop. Ktova burn down till vou haves good I I hav seen pholks so melankolly aud bed of cools, lay the cobs on and sprin-1 so gloomy that they wouldn't admit klo them with salt, and shake the feath- thare was a brite side tew ennything in er in the smoke. Add cobs and salt this world, not even tew a nu half uol- from time to tune, and be snure to I lar. shake the plume well, turning every if it forms the blade, good seuse iart to the smoke. The harder you I should be the handle and beuevoleuce shake the feather the better it will look. I the skabbard ov the sword. Be careful to hold it far enough from I Experience Iz knowledge, and It will Why. I have my will to make.' .Not far away was a restaurant. which was open all night. Thither Anatole went. 'Waiter, bring me a bottle of cham pagne Jand a bottle of Ink,' he said, as he seated himself at tne taoie. He drank a glass of champagne and, looking at the paper lying on the table before him, said to himself: 'To whom shall I leave my income of 30,0j0 francs? I have neither father nor mother. Among the people in whom I am interested there is only oue to whom I care to leave my money Nicette.' Xicette was Anatole's second cousin, a charming girl of 18 years, having golden hair and large dark eyes. Like him she was an orphan, and this simi- the lire to keep it from burning. The I stik by a phellow like the money he gits jar ijereavement 1m1 long since estab- livelier the coals without blaze the bet ter. I have tried to make this plain. 1 thought mv plumes completely 8 Killed till 1 tried"tbis reciiie. 1 saw a milliner wash a white plume once, and recurl it thin w-mv. and it looked as nice as new, She washed it in suds and rinsed it in clear water, and shook it vigorously un til about dry, and then snooit the smoke. bv hard knoxs. tseckond luv iz like a case ov measles tbe pashunt alwus haz it light. Causes Baldness. bond of sympathy between He lished them. His will was quickly drawn up, left everything to Xicette. Tliat done, he drank a second glass of champagne. 'Poor icette!' he thought, "she was verv sad the last time I saw her. Her sne mignt nave oeen my wrre. it is outrageous to force her to marry a unin she hates, to ruin her life by entrusting such a treasure to the care of a br ite. But why may I not be Xicette's cuaru pion? I wili be. I will undertake the matter to-morrow morning. But to morrow will be too late; I inu-t act at once. It is an unseasonable hour to see people, but as I shall die in five hours 1 cannot consider their conve nience. It is decided! My life for Xlcettel' Anatole left the restaurant and hast ened to the bouse of M. Bouvard, tiie guardian of X lcette. It was four o clock in the morning when he rang the belL Ouce, twice, three times he rang. At last M. Bou vard, astonished, his night-cap on his head, opened the door. 'What is the matter?' he asked 'Is there a fire?' 'So, my dear M. Bouvard,' replied Anatole. '1 have come to call on you,' At this hour?' 'All hours are good in which oue can see you, M. Bouvard. But you are in your nightclothes; you had belter return to bed.' 'That is what 1 am going to do.' And then, leading Anatole to his chamber, he continued: 'But I suppose, since you have aioused me at this hour, that you have something importaut to say to me.' 'Very important! It Is necessary, M Bouvard, that you should give up the Idea of marrying my cousin Xicette to Jl. Oapdenac. .Neverl never!' 'You must not say never.' My resolution la taken; this mar riage shall take place.' 'It shall not take place.' 'Well, we shall see. A nd now that you have my answer I w ill not detain you longer.' You are not very amiable this morn ing, M. Bouvard. But 1 am not ol- fended, aud, as I am persevering, I re main. ' 'Stay If vou will. I, however, slial Imagine that you have departed and 1 shall say no more.' Then, turning awav. M. Bouvard muttered: 'Who ever heard of such a thing? To disiurl leaceful man, rouse him from his sleep to talk aliout such nonsense!' .Suddenly M. Bouvard jumped int bed. Anatole got the professor's tromlione iu which he blew as though a deaf per son were trying to play it. The tounds it emitted were infernal. My precious trombone! tbe gift of my pupils" exclaimed the professor. Leave that instrument alone.' M. Bouvard,' replied Anatole, 'you have imagined that I have departed. 1 imagine you are absent, and 1 amuse myself while waitiug your return. Then, after blowing furiously in the trombone, he exclaimed: 'Ah, what a beautiful note!' 'You will cause my landlord to give me notice to leave the house. He will not let me play on the trombone after midnight.' Ah, the man has no music In ills soul.' Again the trombone thundered. r or heaven's sake stop. 'Do you consent? 'To what?' 'To give up the idea of "his mar riage.' 'Hut I cannot do that ' 'Very well, theu The trombone finished Anatole's sen tence. 'M. Capdeuac is a terrible fellow. If I should offer bim such an affront he would kill uie.' 'Does that fear restrain you?' 'Yes.' Then leave the matter to me. Only promise me that if 1 obtain M. Cate nae's acquiescence my cousin shall be free.' 'Yes, I promise you, she shall be free.' 'Bravol I have your word. Now I will leave you. But, by the way, what Is this Capdenac's address' 'It is 100 Hue des Deux-Epees.' 'I will go there at once. Good-bye.' AhP thought M. Bouvard, 'you are going to throw yourself Into the lion's den. aud you will get what you de serve.' Anatole hastened to the address the professor had given him. it was 0 o'clock when he reached the house. He rang the bell violently. 'Who Is there?' cried a deep voice behind the door. Iet me in. I have an important communication from M. Bouvard. Anatole beard the rattling of a safety chain which was being removed, and the sound of a key which was turned iu three locks successively. 'Well, this man is well guarded!' ex claimed Anatole. At last the door was oiiened, and Anatole found himself in the presence of a mau who bad fierce curling mus taches aud was arrayed like a bucca neer. 'Vou see always prepared,' said M. Caxlenac 'That is my motto.' The walls of the reception room were covered with panoplies. In the little room to which Captienac led his visitor one saw nothing bui arms yataghans, (tolsoned arrows, abres, swords, pistols and blunderbusses. It was aveutaule arsenal, it was enough to btrike teiror to the soul of a timid person. 'Bah!' thought Anatole. 'What does It matter? I shall die withiu thiee hours lu any case.' '.Monsieur,' said CapJenac, 'what Is the object of ' 'Monsieur. replied Anatole, inter rupting him, 'you wish to marry Mile. Xicette?' 'Yes, Monsieur. 'Monsieur, you shall not marry her.' 'Ah, thunder! Ah, blood! And who will prevent it?' 'I!' Capdenac gazed at Anatole, who was not very large, but who looked very determined. Ah, young man,' he said at last, you have the good fortune to find me in a good humor. Proiit by it. Save yourself while there is yet time. Were I not in an amiable mood 1 would not answer for your days.' Aud I do not answer for yours.' A dt fiance to me, Cailenac! Do you Know that 1 nave rougut twenty I have no mother. But perliaps you prefer carbines or revolvers?' 'ioucg man, co not handle those firearms.' Are you af aid? vou tremble!' Tremble! 1Y It is the cold.' 'Then you must fight, or renounce tbe hand ot Xicette.' I admire jur bravery. The brave understand each other. Shall 1 tll you something?' peak.' 'For some time I mvself have thought of breaktu this engagement; but I did not know bow to go about It. 1 would, therefore, willingly conseut to your request, but you understand that it will not do for me. Cap lenac, to weiu to yield to your threats, for, jou know, you have made threats.' I withdraw them. Well, then, the matter Is settled.' 'Will you write and sign a pa'ier stating that you relinquish the band of A icetle?' I have so much sympathy with you that 1 cauuot refuse.' Having obtained this precious paper, Anatole hastened1 to the house of M. Bouvard. He reached the door about 8 o'clock aud rang the beiL 'W bo's there?' 'Anatjle.' Go home and go to bed,' cried the proiessor, roughly. 1 'I have Capdenac's reliii'iuishtneut : of Nicette's hand. Open the door, or i I'll break it in.' I M. Bouvard op"iied the door, A ua- ! tole gave him the paper, and then went to the door of Nicette's chamber and cried : j Cousin, get up; dress yourself and , come here.' ; A few moments afterward N lcette, fresh as a rose, kutered the little recep tion room. j 'What's the matter?' she said. 1 'The matter is,' cried M. Bouvard, that your cousin is mad.' 'Mad belli' said Anatole; 'but Xi- ' celle will see that there is method iu my madness. This night, my dear little cousin, 1 have accomplished two things: M. Capdenac renounces your hand, aud your guardian consents thai you shall j marry the man you love.' 'My guardiau, are you indeed willing that 1 should marry Anatole?' ' AhI' exclaimed Anatole. I lt is you. my cousin, whom I love.' ! At that moment Anatole felt his heart beat violently. What caused it V Was it the pleasure which Nicetie s unhoped-for avowal gave him? Was it the pain foretold by the doctor? Was it death? ! 'Unfortunate man that 1 ami' cried poor Anatole. 'Shu loves lue. I see my happiness before me, and I am going to die w thout attaining it.' Then, grasping the hands of Nicette, be told her all; he told her about the letter he had received, the tlower whose odor he had inhaled, the warning of his old frieud, his will, the subsequent events and his success in obtaiuing her freedom. 'And now,' he added, I am going to die!' 'That is imjiossible!' exclaimed Ni cette. 'The doctor is deceived. Who is he?' A mau who is never deceived, Xicette; he is Dr. Bardais.' 'Bardais! Baniaisl' cried Bouvard, laughing. 'Lisleu t ) this paragraph iu the morning new-paper: 'The savant. Doctor Bardais, has become suddenly insane. His insanity has taken a sci eiitiuc turn. It is well kuowu that the doctor lias devoted himself specially to the study of jioisoiious plants, lie now believes that allper-ons whom he meets have been poisoned, and he persuades them of the fact. He w.us taken at Midnight to au insane asylum.' ' 'NlCt -ttel' 'Anatole!' The lovers were clasped In each other's arms. NEWS IN HUIEF. A remarkaMe bird was shot Ttundee Indiana, recently. It was Btiow white, and. although ""v.-u feet high. It weighed leas than four poun.ls." A barn in Hait'or l, countv. Mien., struck 1 Ceutlv, is sal J to be tie 1 on the site tn.it has boeu that way. A special from La Croe. "Wis., dated August .h, re.!s: John S;-ver. a late arrival in th.s -ountr Prussia, working 11s a '..y laborer at whatever turned up. as sur;-i to receive notice from the 1 11;. in l onsul near Van Birert 1:1. tiling re- mi th hii. 1. ling ili-stioytd iu :ng 1 ill. I 1 hed inline country, a to i-.er :i!l't i-ljrt went. List Kt l'hila h lph a ri-.iu-: diate presence ;n the relullve hav.ug bccnie.t'. over 575,1 o I in securi landed possessions. S;- at once. TliPre is a German ncwsp.q- r put llshed at .lei u-aietn, and it sis ' li.it the city is growing 111 s ze and popula tion at a it 111 n kaoic ml-, whin is .sur prising. Iwause uel'iier I' s. Illation nor its trade is fav.'i.ibie to a rapid in crease. Tin .lews i.d e the lea l in Iiud-lmg, followed b 1. .e K.i-sats av l German'. The Gi'-oks and Armenians are also busy build. ng cites, l a.aais and shop. An effort is being ma le in Aus tralia to rest net bv Uw lie .c e,S slaughter ot kangai ." -s. 'lie i-: niai ket for kangai"i sk.us is t .. 1 ted Mates, and so In'h a 111.0 is p. fortheiuth.it the voir hm'.im ' Willed in such nunibeis us 10 lim the rapl I extinction of these ;:.g.t.ar creatures unless die. t lal iih-.isiik s . a taken for their plc-e-vuli..;i. A large panoi.mi.i which the Mun ich ailisls, lVt.ls.MI LllllS I'd I ' ' .llll 1-Mw 111 Bel 1 1 1 : m-i aie no .v pint::.: fol tne city ! l i.m. a , i- i- s,-i ts tl . , of New Yolk aud l'.iook.yn as s. .-:i from the deck of a Noiih (.eini.oi it Mil a re .ten m-i I'ilV. u- 1 .1.1 1 ilrt I.l'.ll 're thai ' 1 he e- the :i 1 'plag. I ld-UOt Human Nature on the Highway. It was 011 a highway running into a city in Pennsylvania, one man was driving out with a load of brick and the other driving in with a load of hay. Both attempted to get the best side ot a mud hole, and as a consequence their teams came head to head and stopiied. You there!' shouted the Prick man. You there yourself!' replied the other. 'lining to turn out?' Nol 'Neither will I!" 'I'll stay here a whole year first!' And I'll stay ten of them!' Both proceeded to make themselves as comfortable as possible, and to ap Iear careless and indifferent as to re sults. Other travelers took the oilier side of the hole, and passed them by, so it became a question of endurance. At the end of an hour the hay man said: 'If there's any one nr-tn I hate above another it's a human hog!' Then it's a wonder you haven't hated your-elf to death!' was the re tort, and silence reigned supreme again. Another hour passed, aud the buck man observed: 'I'm golrnj to sleep, and boo you won't disturb rne.' Must what I was going to a k of you,' replied the hav man. Both pretended to sleep, but at the end of the third hour the hay man sud denly called out: 'Say. You are a cussed mean man!' 'Tue same to you!' Where are you going with those brick?' 'Four miles out, to John Dayton's. A here are you going with your hay? 'To Stiuer's brick yard. 'Say, man, I'm John Dayton myself, and I've traded this hay for brick!' Well, I'm young Miner, and I was driving tbe first load out!' 'What fools we are! Here, take all the road.' 'No no let me turn out.' I'll turn.' 'No et roe.' And in their haste to do tbe polite thing the load of bay was ups t and a wheel taken off the brick wagon. Lloyd nteaiusnip m the ut panorama w ill be m. nm liibite.l this Ia!l in a '0.1. la Bremen City Park. It is written o' Yo.l.i'n In his paii.f.d t !'.. 1 1 to a .1 he dlscoveied t ' at ! : o spelled "agu," a woi-i .1 tw but if Vou luci ase-.I t he ic l lllg I W O 111. id lelleis. i- p-i-a-g-u-e, the woid be am ble and was pro:, om.ee I threw the book across the 1. in and failly danced 111 i.uic. They wi re lniiitui; up old h.xn teachers in " 1 mont lately , and f ui d that the oldest la nctue 1 1 i. e was little short ol fifty ye.us at the desk. This veleian is A. 1. -ai .e-, who b. gau teaching in lMlalthe a.-c ol l'.i. He obtained his Hist eel inn ate Ho n the poet John G. -axe. lie is n w In control ol the school which t:.e late ;-;r Curtis M. l.amson gave to the village of New Haven ii lli--, U Thomas Monaiiati, a millionaire, who died recently In Austiali.i, was one of 3ii poor eiulgiants w ho saile-1 lor that country from iieuind 111 lKi:. i'tio ship be took passive on was 111 :.ch u unhealthy condition that of the pas setigeis died on the voyage. M n ah.iii shrewdy invested bis lilt e savings in land around Melbourne, wi'h the n sult that blocks for which he paid jLil) in those early days aie now wuith i.'J5 1,0011 ea h, it is estimated. A resident of New Yolk C.ty sent to Scottsburg, Ind., re. inily, to p ir chae a large wl.ie oak t.ee, wl.i.-b uieiisuied twent -s. eii I.-et in ciiiiiin ference. lie paid jT'i tor it, a1 d ut once set to wot k l . c-t oi.t aa In:' a board as possib.e. J a- !! wa 1 ped up by means ol a ci...---ut saw. .ml made a board ten inches ih'a k. 5 feet Inches w fie at bu t, and a f Hi top, and oJ feet l..u. It two yoke of oxen and eint w holi) day to move it on and miles on a broad t.-ad w.i'oti. "The latest s'oiv of Ka duel iveuess conies tioin loid w here a Mr. Meinbeig pl o t : to melons and sill the seeds I.. is w ide r led a -haif pio hty, tea .ill Lantern seed house, lor tne melons he inanuia. 1 reis ol vinegar, w h.ch he per bariel. 1 his 11 claims to be fu ly e.ju -1 1 00 vaiu.-s a I V.l.eg.u to, if not I- 1. 11 :ar. u ter. than cider Is true Kansas w 11 b Vot-d to t he pi o 1 i.C a ons 111 a shoit space iI think of it! $1" ,4'iu loi t '1 ) acres of laud. " New Haven poll e tected a saloon keeper le liquor on Sunday in a cm officer as. en led i'ast !!' I Boomed a go.nl Fpy a . posit on where he cou.-I -' and watch it. I'r. -n-c'l, men enUr and he t' ei siirnal bv waving a hau ' squad of 111 els stat an. c near the s.i,. ion. '1 ia ; a' and when the s-gn.n w sc'eiidi'd upon the .aio .n. elor was hi re.sted and fi costs the next day. A a If U pi 01 . : .ar- :!') lm b. t hry de- l.'CI , -a as wS w , l:av He e the I HI A Pretty Wash-Stand Splasher, A pretty wash-stand splasher may do worked with etching silk on coarse white linen. Tho design should be traced off on white tissue papr na ne paper tacked to the linen. The design is then worked through the paper w lach is afterward torn off. Finish the splash er by hemming it around the edge and tack a ribbon how on each oorner. One great cause of baldness is the habit some people have of changing the I . - . - . tl 1 a. Vrl W Ktli ItLlC aVw MUJU -B w" u-i- -a. -a. v it over style of hau cutting half a dozeu times who knows nothing beyond .?KD!trly " " Tr, Z the wind instruments which be teaches nn tha "shiirt nimiiaJuDr in the hot- .7 . .1 : j , s 1 nuDllS Ot tne t-a)nservat-ory m piay, uiu tat nwinths ilma tironounced croo ml ruP1'3 . '! . the fall, and then war their hair longer "Vully as the w heather geU colder grad ually b aiifiiuniuu-, sua-. S " J -s- . . w the thermometer gets up in the nineties. Xow all this may be very comfortable, but it is very bad for the hair and scal. It is best to wear the hair short all the vear round, brush it freely and trust to , nature for the only really effective sub stitute for pom as in 1 not do right in promising her hand to wnom sne detests. all the more because she love's someone else, if I have been able to understand her reticence and her embanassment. Who is this happy mortal? I know not, but he is certainly worthy of ber since she has chosen him. Good, sweet, beautiful, loving, Xicette deserves the best of husbands. Ahl if duels? that I have killed five or my adversaries and wounded the other fif teen? Go. young man, go. I have pity for your youth. There is sull time; go.' 'I see,' replied Anatole, 'by your manner and your surroundings that you are an adversary worthy of nie, and that increases my desire to measure swords witn so redoubtable a man. Come, shall we take these two swords or those over the mantel? or these bat tle axes? or cavalry sabres? or do yon prefer these yataghans? Are you un decided? What do you say?' I am thinking of your mother and of tbe sorrow that awaits her. ' 1. -t k a ... s. 1U8 g.i.e a a f to a a I. -ii.-e 1 a g.ass .-:i (l-). Pi.-.l. , 1 ) aud 1- Il-W .'!, t a-. -I b Laborers arum In Boston weie am . that thev ooi. id not on a guy rope of the . foreman phouted to them and they lepbed thai ti 11 liecatrie angry at the m-liing to the s, o. ijiasi H- then und. rsiood the s, lectly, but in was unable the cause of the tr--.it le- a wire that bad cr s-d kite the connection u:,.o:.oii 1, broken and ail the men ei- reiea btUe the woise for He ir e, ei ifcnce. , t. tic to g 11 . I 7 f : 1 o d i i.O r ri, hit. an 1, n-iy. :er . e ';io T P u-t ;" ulti lion, he b. 'I'li-tari'-.s lilts hi, "t. "See that lady pnttinrron her gloves said a i renchuian, as he rose up in front of the Lafayette Hotel, according to the Philadelphia Jri'uirrr. "Do you know that's tho first means of recognizing an American lady on the streets of Paris? We would as soon think of buttoning up our vests, or putting on our ties alter leaving the door for a walk in Paris. -Many and many a tune we picked out Americans in Paris bv tliat b.lu. Start a Tie and truth together, like bare und hound. The lie will run fast and smooth, and no man will ever turn it aside; but at the truth mont hands will fling stones and ho hinder it, for sport's sake, if they can. "Time is money.' Many people take this saying in its uterui sense, aud un dertake to iaj their debts with It. ilp-rietice don't ni..l.e a mari as it does so cai.ii 1. 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