r J? HOUSE nOLD. FARM NOTES. Stalk Bread. There aro many wars to utilize stale) bread. It makes delicioua jriJJle caK9 wueu soaked la cold water. Three email slices with water enough to rover thein should be sufficient, when the milk and flour are added, to make two quarts of batter. Some prefer to put In one egj, while others like the cakes without. When the bread la soaked soft, make it One with a spoon, add the milk and suffi cient flour to stiffen it, so that the cakes can be easily turned. If sour milk la used, add to the batter one even tea spoonful of soda. French toast, always a lavorlte dish with children, can be made of thin slices cut from a stale loaf . and moistened In milk and egas two eggs to a pint of milk and then fried on a griddle with a mixture of butter and lard, or butter and beef dripping. It may be eaten with sugar or syrup, like griddle cakes. fieces of bread which are not too hard can be made into a reaemblauce of turkey dressing. Cut the bread into dice, and if you have a quantity of gravy from which fat can betaken, left from any kind of roast though a piece OI DUlier Will UU nca grease the bottom of a pan, put in the bread, with some little pieces of butter and plenty of seasoning, then pour enough boiling water on to moisten it, cover tightly, and iu a moment it will steam through and you can stir it. and either brown a little or have it moist like dressing It should be eaten with gravy over it, and is a good substitute for potatoes. The little dry, hard pieces and crusts which always accumulate can be put In a pie tin in an oven that is just hot enough to dry them. Make them a light brown, then roll them fine and put away to use in making cro quettes, frying fish, etc. Even these slightly browned crumbs make excel lent griddle cakes with the addition of one egg and a handful of flour and milk to the batter. Stale bread may also be utilized in making a custard pudding. Chicken- Citlets. If you want an excellent, good and sightly dish, just try these chicken cutlets: Chop the white meat of a four pound (boiled) chicken, rather flne. l'ut a half pint of cream cm to heat. In a double boiler, ltub together one large table spoonful of butter and two rounding ones of flour. When smooth, stl- it into the cream, and stir and cook Mil it forms a thick paste, add the unbeaten yolks of two vigs, cook one minute longer. Take from the Dre, add the chicken, twelve mushrooms and hix trullles, chopped line, a quarter of a nutmeg, grated, tea drops of onion juice, a tablespoonf ul of chopped pa's ley, a dbh of cayenne and a palatable seasoning of salt. Mix all well together and turn out to cool. When cold.fotm into cutlets, about the shape and Si7e or a 1'rench chop, dip first in egg, am then In bread crumbs, and fry in sinok ing hot fat. Serve with cream sauce. Tnis dessert of tapioca is delicate aud easily made. Take one quarter of a pound of small grain tapioca, pick it over carefully aud wash it. Add to it a quart of boiling milk aud two salt spoonfuls of salt, boil slowly un hour and a half, Stirling frequently, 'rVbrn done, allow it to cool a little. Thor oughly beat Cve egs, adding to them three ounces of sugar, an ounce of but ter and a little nutmeg. Gradually add the tapioca, let the. whole "onie to a boiling point p"r iuio cups or a mold ad serve hot or Ice cold, as may be preferred. MirtOTOjf ok Veal. This is a dish that no one would thick of insulting with the name f hash. Mince some slices of cold veal with about quarter the quantity of cold boiled or baked ham, season with pepper, grated nut meg, and a small minced ouion fried in butter. Add also a l" n.ch roll that has been soaked In tliic. sweet cream, and a little giated lemon peel, l'ut all these into a pan over the lire, and stir until heated through, add a well beaten egg, press the mixture into a hot but tered puddin dish and set into the oven to brown. Turn out upsldedown on a hot dish, and serve with a thick ened gravy made from the bones. rursERViNO Butter. A Colifor nia farmer writes: I have learned by long experience about making what I call good butter and prf serving it nice and sweet after it U mile. To keep butter good that Is made in the fall is one thing, but to keep that good that is made in the summer is quite another Our bet and richest butter is made in May, June and July, when the cows milk strong. The lt of butter may easily be kept good till the April of the following year, and here Is the way to do It: First, it must be good butter when made. All the buttermilk mus t be worked out. My practice for years has been to thoroughly wash the butter before it is taken out of the churn, and I am confident that the plan is a good one. Salt to suit the taste of those who are to eat: half an ounce of salt to a pound ot butter is about right. Keep out all your saltpetre, sugar or other ingredients- It will keep better with out them, and, perhaps, too, without salt, but would not be palatable. Do up the butter each week, on churning, in neat, round rolls of two or three pounds each, just what you have to put down; cover each roll with a clean muslin cloth, large enough to go round it twice or more, that it will be com pletely enveloped, and sink It in a strong brine, as strong as the best salt, will make it. Stone vessels are the nest. When the rolls are in they may Iw kept down by means of clean, flat stones. When the vessel Is full enough and the butter completely covered with the brine, add more salt to insure the strength of the brine. Keep it in your cellar or in vour soring-house, and see if it ia no. mn - w.nter and spring 100 per cent, more than any winter made butter. In this way I have kept my winter Bupply of butter for many years, and have never yet failed. But mark, the butter must be good, well worked, and should, by all means, be wrapped up aud sunk under the brine the same day it is churned, not kept lying about for two or three days after churning. THE DIVORCE MABCII." Ao Ex-Wife Who TcIU Her Story ou the Tell-Tale Key-Board Constipation. Constipation is quite as dangerous as diarrhoea, as It Irequeutly causes rupture of the intestine-'. I have seen them protrude nearly an inch. They can be replaced by a gentle pressure of the hand, and the parts should be well bathed after ward with warm water. A teaspoon ful of castor oil rubbed in to the yelk lonly) of a hard boiled egg may be given to the brood and will allord relief in a few hours. The temperature of the brooder should be carefully observed, especially if lamps are used, for the outside atmosphere greatly affects that of a brooder house not heated by steam. One can readily ascertain the proper heat of the brooder by a touch of the hand, and observing whether the chicks crowd .In the center, or set tle comfortably around the edges. Seventy-five chicks will do much better in the usual space allotted to one hun dred, in most brooding bouses, and the strongest should be removed from time to time to a pen by themselves, asbey will otherwise iuvarlably the weak. tticn t'nui.LEi:.. Beat to a cream one quarter pound of butter, and mix with it the same quantity of tine gran ulated sugar, four well beaten e?gs,and flour enough to roll out, do not forget a pinch ot salt. Cut the paste into ob long pieces four or five inches iu length with a paate cutter, divide the center into three or four strips, wet the edges, and plait one bar over the other, so as to meet in the center. Throw them Into sufficient boiling lard that they may readily swim, the lard must be hot enough that the cakes cook at once when thrown Into it. When of light brown color, take them out, place In a colander lined with absorbing paper, and let them drain before the Are, rnOTF.CTION' TO FKl'IT AND VEO et a isles Too little care is taken to secure the keeping for convenient use of our vegetables in the rvinter month. A frost-house may easily and cheaply be made by making the walls double of boards aud filling in be tween with some sawdust or spent tan bark. Tut the boards on jointed closely, tongued and grooved is best in side and out, and especially on the out sUe, nailing on to UxG-iuch studding. Make the windows double sash and glass, fitting tightly, and put In a dou ble door; that is, one inside and one out side the wall. The ceiling must also be double and filled in with the same material. The floor may Le the ground, or what is better, made with gravel and cement. The earth should he thrown up arounl the building and drainage given to carry away the water that falls. A house eight or ten feet square, seven or eight feet high inside, with shelves all around to hold fruit and vegetables, would be a luxury. It will keep the frost out in winter, and be cool in the summer. MoviN'i STRAivuEniiv Beds. The practice ot mowing down strawberry patches Is recommended by American Cultivator only in cases where the vines are overgrown with wesds. The ob ject is to give the weed a setback, with the hopo that a !;tUa care will give the strawberries the advantage in the race for life. It is of dotibttul utility at best to try bo l.ars.i a remedy. We tried it once, but at the same time took the precaution to dig up some of the best plants and set them in a place by themselves where they could be kent free from weeds. These were not cut back, and from these we got all our rries the subsequent season. ArfLE Jelly. Choose a dozen, large, souud, spicy apples, wipe them with a wet cloth, quarter them and re move the coies, put them Into a sauce pan with a pint of cold water, place them over the tire aud cook gently for half an hour. Then place a sieve over an earthen bowl, pour the apples into the sieve without breaking them, and let the juice drain into the bowl. When all the juice has run through the sieve, strain and add to each pint of Juice one pound of white sugar, put sugar and juice in a kettle, set on the tire and heat Its contents gradually. After the jelly begins to boil, boll It for ten min utes, then turn Into glasses. Teach jelly Is made the same way, cutting them iu half and taking out the seeds. Lemon Sponge. One pint of water one ounce ot gelatine, three fourths pound of sugar, the juice of three lem ons, whites of four eggs, beaten stiff. soak the gelatine In cold water. Warm the pmt of water, add the gelatine. sugar, and lemon juice. Stir it well. ana let it come almost to the boil .rour It into the disli In which it is to be served. linger water ice. Take nx ounces of the best preserved ginger, pound two thirds of it in a mortar, and cut the rest into very fine slices, add a suthcient quantity ot lemon water Ice (about a quart), put the ginger In, mix, ireene. Tctti Frutti. Tut layers In a dish of six sliced oranges, six bananas, one quart of strawberries, one pineapple ana ten taoiespooaiuls of grated cocoa' nut, sweetening all but the bananas and berries, aud'serve at once. too uruel. ueat well one egg. wuue aau join, separately, pour one cub of boiling water or milk to the yolk, add one teaspoon! ul of sugar, mix M, stir in me wnite. Electricity for 1 tZ.oic Jerer, A Ken tucky physician suggests the following cure for yellow fever, claiming that the poison in the air is so delicate and subtle that it can be dissipated by strong light; "ir this la a fact," says the doctor in a communication to Sur geon General Hamilton, "I am of the opinion that if a row of large army tents were spread along the centre of some street in Jacksonville for the In habitants to take refuge In, after hav ing been thoroughly disinfected, with a sufficient number of electric lights ar ranged near the ground on either side of them (the wires, of course, being well grounded), that the lights could be made so intense as to repress the poison ana stay tn aestxoyer." One fine morning the younger woman was walking past the little house with a roll of music in her hand, when she heard a melody from the piano coining through the open window. Something in the piece aud the way tin piano was bandied attracted the girl s attention, aud she stopped and listened. She grew so much interoted that she be came bold enough io ask an old woman standing in the door, who lived In the bouse, wb-j was playing. A conversa tion followed, thw result of which was the young lady found iierstlf iu five minutes iu the parlor aud talking with the player at the piano. Tlease tell me," she Raid, "what (hat nliVB wrlsV "OU, it was uotbiusr much. I often improvise as I play. My fingers follow my fancy, as I supiose is the case with everybody." "1 cau't think that was improvised. It was too good.' "Well, you mustn't laugh when 1 U-ll you that piece is really my own comiiosilioii, though not a note of it has ever been written down. I some how find myself playing it very often I hardly kiow why, 1 call it the 'Di vorce March.' " "The 'Divorce March?' Heavens, what a name for a piece of ruusicl" 'It's a eculiar tancy, I know, but it'd my own. Don't think badly of me for it." I couldn't do that. It's very beau tiful, l'lay it again." Her long, shapely fingers swept over the keys iu a delicious prelude, which led up" to the conijosilion proper. It was hard for the young girl, in telling about it afterwards, to describe what she heard. The way she interpreted it Mas this: Bars ujkhi bars of beautiful descriptive passages seemed to sieak of beautirul spring weather, nature m lier finest dress, the trees full of foliage, flowers blooming, sort winds blowing, rippling streams, aud all that sort ot thing. She fancied she could hear the song of birds in the boughs, aud an swers coming back. This was youth in full clow, and the tender, joyous, and sometimes exuberant, dialogue that followed was surely two happy people talking and telling of things that He mighty deep in these human natures of ours, aud wh'ch cannot be found out by suerticial examination. It was something of love. The melody weut on, rippiugly beautiful, now deeper, now lighter m its , changing occas ionally in time and key, with a notice able Introduction here and there of a harsh bar or two, the meuiory of which, however, was swept out of the mind by the grand dialogues and duets that fol lowed, lull of harmony and life. Those people were happy. Further on, faint ly at first, were fragments of soft marches, bits of melody resembling the famous Mendelssohn and Ioheugriu' wedding inarches, familiar to every' body, but not exactly like them. Here was a wedding day. The characteris tic aualitv of the niece had been devel- v"c ' oping slowly. .Now conies', in slow l tune, one ot the soilesr, most moving : ..I 1.. I . i ni lUlltiUja IIIC LU4 AlclU CC1 UVfXl U. X llC athos of the player, she said, was wou- ueriui irom liie mat moment she touch ed that lullaby. It thrilled her. but she could not describe it. She fancied au sorts ot tilings; tue rocking ol a cradie, the cooing of a babe, love ami tears and anxiety of the mother mixed, siglis infant smiles and what not. The march swept on, its distinguishing (aria coining out Clearer aud clearer; rashes of discord, little quarrels aud makings up, pleadings in the minor key, glorious bursts of sunshine aud Euddeu downpour of storm, ending in a steady, solemn march of separation u mipresaive, gloomy thing, that died away like the sound of the footsteps of two people retreating fadly lurther aud further irom eatni other, never to come together aain. It seemed all doue. when softly there aroe out of the sad ness that delicious luhabv. touching. lathetic, tearful. It went on a little aud faded away in sweetness. hen it was GnisUd and the ulaver's lands dropiied from the kevs the two women clasied each other like children ibout the neck and sobbed as if their hearts would break. "Thai's the story of iny life in one sliai," said the olJer, "and somehow mat s wiry i play it so often. I loved my husband, uod knows. I wanted a cultivated man and 1 was disappointed. I could have borne everything for mv child's sake, but the court gave her to him and I aia wretched. That lullaby Is my child's voice. The JudzesaidI couldn't take care of it. I'm so poor, you see. aud he is, rich." Crossing Wild With Tame 5iiKKr. The question whether Big horn or wild sheep ot the liicky Moun tains (Ocis MvuCiiiiu) would cross with the domestic sheep has been successfully seiuea. liie wild sheep was captuied and tamed in Colorado, and allowed to feed with domestic sheep. It can bs seen that the cross has diminished the length and s'za of the horns In the progeuy. The fleece is also much heavier aud of finer staple. Such across as this is highly interest tug from a scientific point of view, but Is ot no economic value, unless further crosses with mutt-hi breeds of domes tic sheep should result In permanent mcreass in size ot carcass without im pairing the value of the flesh or wool. Flcms, Pigs and PouLTRY.-Tuose who Intend to set out plum trees should not forget that plums, pigs aud poultry are a trio which flourish well to-gether. and when planted In yards occupied by pigs or chickens, or both, good crops seldom tail to be obtained, as it is be lieved thatthe continual disturbance of the soil aud the prevention of the growth of weeds and grass prevent the curcunon irom secreting themselves a: night. They also destroy the insects as fast as they expose themselves upon tne ground. It is claimed that on an average the ioou ot a cow should yield 2 per cent, in dry food matter of her own weicht. but this depends upon many conditions. A smau cow will sometimes eat a large quantity ana produce more than larger one. The art of tempering copper so as to give it a hardness and fine cutting edge was xnown to u Egyptians. Greeks and Romans, but it is one of the lost arts. Scientific men have valrJy en deavored to rediscover it. It Is possible that the Indians of Ecuador have, as stated in the paragraph, accidentally found out bow to do this, but we want more conclusive evidence than has yet teen rurmshea tieiore we believe It. would be ot some value to civilization if the art were rediscovered, but would not have nearly the importance it once had, since we have Iron and steel now which do the work better than the copper tools and weapons ever did, llerr Wider, experimenting Tubingen, has discovered that growth of plants is more rapid under diminished atmosphere pressure all other external conditions being the same than at noimal pressure. On the other hand. Increasing the pressure lessens the rate of growth, the mini mum being reached at two cr two and one-hall atmospheres. at the The true American a warm place In til heart for the old fx a Cabix. It's not ''Eai lis'i you know," but from the Log Cabins of America have sprung men of every respect Ttr lhan any from the grand castles of Europe. Warner's Log Cabin isr tapuilla is th-i best in the world. A new method of measuring a current of electricity has been di vised by Fro fessor George Forbes, which is ex tremely simple in principle, and can not fail to be an important addition to the list of modern electrical inven tions. The action or the meter de pends upon the heating power of the electric current. Before passing into the lamp or motor the whole or part of the current passes through a flat, hori zontal coil of wire, above which is sus pended a little wheel provided with inclined VHnes like a miniature wind mill. As the coil becomes heated by the current the hot air rises and sets the wheel in motion, and the number of revolutions, which are proportional to the amount of electricity used, are registered by gear-wheels connected with it, the same as iu an ordinary gas meter. Variations In the strength of the current heat the colls more or less and cause the registering-wheel to turn faster or slower. Unlike all other meters, it is adapted to measuring al ternating currents of electricity, in which the direction is reversed many times a second, as well as the currents which flow continuously In the same direction. Civilizing o somctrftaf noisy creature. Berlin engineers have adopted two different systems for diminishing the noise of trains on tbelr viaducts. One is, to bolt to the bridge structure long troughs of eheet-ironj about sixteen inches wide, so arranged that a rail will come in the centre of each. The troughs are then rilled with gravel, in the middle of which is buried the long itudinal timber carrying the rail; and the space between the troughs is cov ered with iron plates, on which is spread a thin layer of gravel. The second method, which Is round to be more efficient than the other, consists in placing a continuous series of shallow iron troughs, about 5 feet square, along the line of tracks. These are filled with gravel, on which the ties and rails are laid. 'Yocxo MAN," said the father gloomily, as be mournfully shook bis desultory gray locks. "I am afraid you are determined to disgrace your family. I can't understand your conduct.' Dju'S take on governor. It'll lie all right as soon as I get out of debt. If you'll help me out of my little diffi culty just ttiis time, I'll do the right thing in future. Just give me a show. "Xo, sir. i have tried you often enough. I am determined in my course." "What are you going to do?" "I prorose to cut you off with a shil ling, sir." "Father! you can't mean it." "Yts, but I do sir. I have made up my mind that money is a temptation to you and nothing more." "Will nothiug change your determina tion?'' "Xtthing." "Then I have one last request to make." 'What 1 it?" 'Would you would you mind let ting me have the shilling in advance?" Child Why, mamma, did grandma live to be 100 vears old? Mamma l es, dear, she was .never sick in her life. "Didn't have to lake medicine "Xo." The next day: Child OhI doctor. 1 heard such a funny thing about my grandma, yester day. Family Thysician What was that? "She never took any medicine an' she lived to be 100 years old." Original Method !' Courtship. The ). incipal exhibit in evidence iu a recent divorce suit was a livmu book. 1 lie plaliitiH and defendant had occupi ed places side by side in church, and their acquaintance had really begun in the pew with the younj man's polite attentions over the hymns. He found the places iu the book, and shared it with his fair neighbor. From that sprang friendship, which in time mer ged Into affection. The fellow's method of courtship was neat and original. After finding the hymn that the pastor had given out, he would fol low it through while it was being read irom tne pulpit, and deftly underscore words and phrases that conveyed his seutiuieiiu to the girl. Of course, as she -ame across these marked hymns. as tney were oeing melodiously and im pressiveiy sung they impressed roman tically. r uriner aiong in mis processor woo ing the suitor got to interlineations, so that the reverential lines of the hymns were garbled and extended to serve his lttssiouate meaning. Just how far this hymnal courtship was supplemented bv siokeu woidsis a matter about which the paities differ radically, but the hymu book serves as an indubitable record. The girl doesn't seem to have lost her presence of miud for a moment however, on these occasions of mingled piety, poetry anu passion, for she cool iv uateu eacu ot the amended verses. Thus she preserved in chionolocical or der the chap's jieucihngs, and she hopes that the hymn book will be worth $10. 000, that being the sum for which she lias made ready to sue. Kept Home by The Weather. A rain storm is really no excuse fot keeping a healthy, strong child from school; at least teachers assert this is so. Some time ago, a teacher, on an swermg a knock at the school door. found one of her pupils, well wrapped up io protect ner irom the rain. "Teacher, mother says I needn't come to school to-day, 'cause it rains," and down stairs the Utile maid fled like a lightened ueer. Tue Ram Gauge. Tbe pluviometer is a rain gauge, or an instrument bv means of which tbe rainfall of any area may be determined, it is a cylindrical vessel in 6hape, and hs a horizontal base, surmounted by a funnel shaped tip. a giafs tuoe allows the water from the outside to enter the bottom of the vessel. The water also falls into the funnel shaped top. The gauge is placed lu an open space, tree from the aisturuing inuuences of winds, and when the water has risen one inch m the tube it Is estimated that one inch i ram has fallen over tbe given area. W oik is bod's ordinance as truly as prayer. There is no virtue in a promise until is is reoeemeo. e?" - ' i Enterprise. 11 sport er I've just got a lovely theatrical scandal, full of tbe most spicy details. Editor Good I ltun It in leaded and bead it Too Sickening for Fubllcation and tell em to run off twenty thousand extras. Character Is nurtured best in life's eniiiestuous sea. CoDsninptlon, VVamtiiis Diseases, And General Debility. Doctor disagree is to tbe relative value of Cod Liver Oil ind HypoplHKiphites : the one supply iu Urengtu and nesu, tne ottier giving nerve power, aud actiDg as atonic totbedigefttive ind entire system. But in cutt's Emulsion sf Cod Liver Oil with IIypopho8ihiIes tne two arw cuujbiued, and tbe etieel is wonder ful. Thousands who have derived no iter macent benefit lrotn otuer preparations bave beeu cured by this. Scott's Emul sion is perfectly palatable and is easily di gested by those w ho cannot tolerate plain Cod Liver Oil. Making Matters Worse, There is a story afloat that has not yet Deen In print, 1 believe, of a young man wuo called on a certain Senator's wire, or some other great man's wife, and found it rather difficult to keep up conversa tion with 'her. The lady in question was of the class who bave risen irom the ranks; she bad been a ragged up into unaccustomed spheres by the suc cess of her husband. Hence, possibly, the difficulty the young msn experi enced in his efforts to entertain her. Finally a happy thought struck Dim he'd talk of her daughter. Sa'd he: I met your daughter a lew weeKS ago. he IS mucn improveu, uui i pears to be a little delicate yet, and you know it is fashionable to be dellbata." "Delicatel" exclaimed the rooust oiu dame, 'not a bit of it. Sue 's we moss indelicate girl 1 know or in Bassieij. They were doing a little love mak ing between the acts. Just as tbe curtain went up ue caiieu her bis angel. Sy," said a man in tte nexs seai back, -couldn't you get your angei uj wear ber wings somewhere besides on ber hat." Those Locusts. Kansas teacher Where does all our grain go to? Scholar Into the hopper. -"What bopper" . "Grasshopper. " Mb. McDude What a wonderful thing is space. Miss Ethel 1 The im mensity of it quite fills my brain. Miss Ethel (sarcastically) - So should imagine, Mr. McDude. from the nature of your conversation. And a blizzard stood between them during the remainder of the voyage. I.lvlns: on tbe Ueputauoa of Others. "lake everything mat X bave but my good name; leave me tnat anil X am cou- tenu so sam tbe philosopher. So say all manufacturers of cennine articles to that horde of imitators which thrives upon me reputation oi others, ihe good name of Allcock's 1'ouol's Plastebs has iu uuced many adventurers to nut in tbe market imitations tbat are not only lack' tag in tbe bet elements of tbe genuine ar ticle, but are often harmful in tbelr effects. Tbe public should be on tbelr guard against tbese frauds, and, when an exter nal remedy is needed, be sure to insist upon having Allcock's Pobocs Plasteu. Man Is arrogant in Ignorance. proportion to his Catarrh Is caused by scrofulous taint in tbe Dioou. and Is cured by Hood's Sarsaparllla, wnlca purifies and enriches the blood and gives the wuoie system neaitn and strength. Ttt this "pe culiar medicine." It is prepared by c. L Hood A Co., Lowell. Una. A real, live princess keeps a millinery store on Fifth avenne, Xew York. Itiipfure t iireiciiaranteed by Dr. J. B. Mayer, 661 Arch St., i'hil'a, l'a. Ease at once, no operation or de lay from business, attested by thou sands ot cures after others tail, advice free, send for circular. God and nature favor the righteous brave. Fraxer axis Urms, The Frazer Axle Grease Is the Standard Axle Grease of the world. Use it and save your nnrses ana wagons. One will last two weeks. greasing One hair of a than a cart rope. woman draws more Nothing cares rrop. Gravel, Brlghrs, nesrt. Oiatoie. Urinary. Liter diseases. .Nerroasaeas. -ike Otnn's Ki-luef Care, offlce (31 Arc --. -- i a botUe. lor At Oruersu. Cures tne worst oises. core caaranLee-x nj u. Time Is the most precious of all pos sessions, FITS : AH Fits stopaed rree by Dr. Kline's Gtest ere Restorer. No it alteram day's us Mar velous cures. Treatise sad sz.su trial uotUe7ree u 1 11 cases, bend 10 Dr. bUineJkil Area SI. pmik tPa. Credulous men are the prey of crafty ones. A lad entered a chemist. Bbop, bot tle In band, and said he wanwt ten cents' worth cf arn-aky-mony. The druggist told him JLo repeat the word, and said: "Don't you mean arnica or ammo nia?" "I durno," was the reply. "What Is it for?" asked the drusr?!-t. "Can't tell," said the boy. starting slowly out. When near the door a bright Idea illumined him, and be turned and asked the druggist: "If your wife hit you ou the head with a chair leg, which of them medi cines would you git to take tbe swellin' down?" "Arnica." "Then fill in ten cents' worth," re plied the boy, and he gazed lovingly at a big stick of licorice as the arniaa was being bottled. Uxwillixo. Little Fred's sister was married the other evening, and Le was so much impressed bv tbe cere mony that he sat In perfect eilence un til the bride appeared in ber traveling dress and ber weeping mother took his hand to lead him to ber for a good-bye kiss. Tben Fred burst out: "Obi ohl oh! must 1 go away am I married, too?" Tue difference between a speudtbrift and a feather bed One is hard up aud tbe other is soft down. Chronic Catarrh Cannot he cured by local application. It is a con stitutional disease and requires a constitutional remedy like Hood's Saraapamia, which, working through the blood, eradicates the Impurity which causes and promotes tbe disease, and soon edects a permanent cure. At the same time Ilood's Sar saparllla builds up the whole kjs'em, and makes you feel renewed m strength and health. Tor 23 years I was trouble! with catarrh in the hea l. Indigestion, and genera', debility. I can- eluded to try a bottle of Ilood's sareaparilla. It did me so much gool that 1 continued its us till I have uken live bottles. My health has greatly unproved, and I feel like a different woman." Mas. 1. 11. Adams, S Hlchmond St., Ivewaik, '. J. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists $1; six for Prepared on:y by C L HOOD A CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, &laas. IOO IkoxCM One loIlar "Isullcred severely from chrnic catarrh, aris ing from impure blood. It became very bad, causing soreness of the bronchial tubes and a troublesome cough, which gave great anxiety to my Irientls and nijrselt, as two brothers die.l f 10m bronchial consumption. 1 tiled many medicines bnt received no benefit. I wis at last Induced to try Ilood's Sarsaparilla, an 1 I am nut the same man in health or fee ing. Mr catarrh Is cured, my throat lsenilrelj well, and iflv: si trouble with sick headache, have all di.-a.p.-;ire U" K. M. Uncolk, 35 Chambers su. Boston. "I have taken Ilood's SarsaparilU for catarrh, and It has done me a great deal or good." Lcthicb U. Uobbins. East Thompson, tx Hood's Sarsaparilla So.d by all druggists. $1; six for $ Prepared only by c. L UOOI A CO.,Apotnecaries. Lowell, Mass. IOO lose One 1'ollar AVillie's Idea. It must take a long time to get to heaven." remarked little boy as he watched a funeral procession go past. "Why, Willie ?' asked his mamma. "Because the carriages go so slow." A "fut and Call." Tills is a funny nbrase to tbe nninitiateil. but all the brokers understand it. Tbey use it w hi u a erson gives a certain er cent, for the tin ion of buvins or sellinc stock on a fixed day, at a price stated on tbe day tbe option is given, it is often a serious operation to tne dealer, but tbere is a more kerious "put anil call" tban llji": when you are "put" to bed with a severe cold and your Irieuds '-call a physician. Avoid all this by keeping in tbe bouse lr. J'ierce's Cioldou Medical Discovery. Tbe great cure for pulmonary aud blood dis eases. Its action is marvelous. It cures tbe worst couth, whether acute, lingering, or chronic. For Weak Lungs, Spitting of Ulood, bbort Itreath, Consumption, igbt- sweais, and kindred aueclions, it surpasses all otber medicines. Keep Leaven in your eye, work at your finger's end. and the A Word to the Wise Is Bulllclent." Catarrh is not simply an inconvenience. unpleasant to the aullerer aud disgusting to others it ia an advanced outpost of ap- proacmng disease 01 worse type. Do not neglect its warning; it brings deadly evils in its train, ltelore it is too late, ue Ir. bage's Catarrh KcnifHly. It reaches the seat of the ailment, and is the only tiling tbat will. You may dose yot:rself witu quack medicines 'lill it is too late 'till the streamlet becomes a restless torrent, it is the matured invention of a scieulilic phy sician. A word to tbe wise is sullicit-iit. Mbs. De Cash Oh, ves, my pan of managing a man is to let him have hie own way in small things, and then be Is more impressed when you opposehim In great things. It is simple enough and easy. Fair Young Bride But what do you call small things? "Ob, smoking in the back library, sitting with his legs crossed, neglecting to properly adjust his necktie, and eo on. There is no use fighting about such things. ' But w hen a man begins criti cising a milliner's bill it is time for a woman to assert herself." THE ONJA" Brilliant L i v V uuraDie Economical Are Diamond Dyes. They excel all others in Strength, Purity and Fastness. None others are just as good. Beware of imitations they are made of cheap and inferior materials and give poor, weak, crocty colors. 36 colors ; 10 cents each. Send postal for Dye Book, Sample Card, dif-ctians for coloring Photos., making the 6uest Ink o. Bluing (10 cts. a quart), etc. Sold by Dnii&u or by WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Burlington. Vt. Paine' sTST cijresTlEES!5' Neuralgia L'u!;; For Gilding or Brouxing Fancy Articles, USE DIAMOND PAINTS. Cold, Silver, Bronze, Copper. Only to Cents. Nervous Prostration Rheumatism Kidney All Liver Disorders .'Cwajy?, "It ha- a, mthlifxielomi, Th-nw l'OM -il l. si i.TTTS" and trrrw tO t?ntirwmdii. Beware of Imitation. Ai!!.1 -KithUraDtl-traJevmi-k. r!uttratl C'eta orii.t- T CEt Sliding Dooes for Bauxs. home one sensibly observes tbat tbe advan tages of sliding doors for barns are so great tliat they should entirely super sede tbe old-fashioned sort which swing; on binges. On tbe slide they are more secure from breaking and wrenching by violent winds, and are easily opened for any distance In any kind of weather. The supports cost a little more than binges, but the extra expense is more tl p:i compensated by tbe greater durability, aside from the saving in mutt 1 i-l as a sliding door may be very flight. Those about building or repairing barns will do well to note ami remember this sugjes -tion. A little powdered borax or a few drops of ammonia put in tbe water in which laces, muslins and lawns are washed, will Improve their appearance; use just as litt'e soap as possible. Objectionable. A city girl re cently went to vi-lt ber e rand father in the country. She Is fond of milk but refused to drink any while there. Her mother asked why she would not drink the mil ic. She answered : I know where grandpa gets it. I saw him celt ng it." Mistkess I am glad to see that you enjoy sleeping so much. You seem to make a business of it. Bridget Eujoy slape is it? How could 1, I'd liko yer to tell me. The minit I lay down I'm aslape, an' ti e minit I'm awake I have io tret up. Where's the time for enjoylu' it to come In? Many weaknesses of human nature are distorted virtues. Many men ot many minds; Many pill ot various kinds. ISut for a mild, t-rleetive, rcjctable purga tive, you I. ad Letter uet Ir. Pierce's 1'ieas ant "urgaiive PulL-t. Ihey cure sick headache, bilious headache, dizziness, con stipation, imlieHtiou, and bilious attack; 25 cents a via!, by druggists. Xow is always the very best lime if we will only make it so. Would You IKelleTn Tbe Proprietor of Kemp's Iials.nn gives Thousands of Il.'ttles away yearly'.' This mode of advertising would prove ruinous if the lialsain was not a perfect cure for Coughs aud all Throat and Lung troubles. You will see the excellent etlect after tak ing the first dose. Don't hesltatel 1'iocure a bottle to-day to keep in your home or room for itntuediatn or future use. Trial bottle Free at all drugs'18'- Large Size 00c and 5L Grandma, s Idea (a slight misun derstanding). Brother Tom says bicy cle riding is good for the calves. Grand ma says it may be, but she can't for the life of her see bow you would get them to stay ou. She Knew. Cbailes She's pretty, but she doesnt know auytbing. Kvelyn Oh, yes, she does, she kDows she is pretty. MARVELOUS Any book 1rnmA In one rradlnff. Mmit waMflt-rinff cured. SprnUing w it ho in neipn. Wholly unlike nrtllilnl Ttem FiriirT rnnrif'tHiied hj Supreme Court. tin at inilut--iti-nii to eorrr-rjKnil net :'(.. Prt'UK-rtUr, w ith opinion f I-T. W in. A Hum mend, the worM-fann-i, Sifcialitt iu Sliutl rliwaft-, ilHiii.-l 4i-crnlrcl TUoinr)on. th'KT-at l'iyrboi-iriitt.J- M, Iliii-Llev, l. K-litor of the Jlri. luin A-trtrutr. u biir I I'rocior the bcittntiat, and othn. sent X f rf by XLlOk'. A. LOISK fTK. -17 Fifth Atol. New York. 43 tW'i Tr-.t -T TUar.TTTWE - 'CouGHyj'f, XL FOR mi CONSUMPTION RlaiVe PI3' Gr English Gout and Ulali d IlalOf Rheumatic Kemady. t Oval lioa. :t-l 1 ro'itwl. t'itiw. KlOUfcrt8 r"AST UES. maa. ii.au it, Vi-... n..T- r- n1"" MiauaMvwo. ca WANTED: ONE AUKXT FOIl TIIISCOI'NTV, To take orders Ijr .-u.airmir SMALL I'uol'ij. OitAfUluto LIFE-SIZEGRAYON PICTURES. '1 ue picture are reallr beautiful. I.ikeaeit guaranteed, Adfuta can easily get oTuora aui make a lare coiuinissioa. Aiureit, International l'nblisliing & I'l l 11 1 i 11 j Co. 628 SJAUKliT ST.. rillLADliLl'UlA. The Pennock Battery Electric Light Co. Ne drna me or merit Inert . It i' Yelievt. Hint thli tt(-k will provf & MH-nu4 lirll 'I elif in, uh t- -k o from 1 to vmjo. 'I be Ivnn-n-k tnrk 1. ttow orturxl t 1 "T i. ar-. TIiIm In m sreut rhanre lor invfulom to main nioTH-v. s in) lo cm-:lar. i:o. it. I "ens ok, l!0i,'u.ii" hi-ai-o. i II. JT J TO DATS. VI Kj3 Mf slr by ISlETiat Chtsial C. Traa.Kr llarll WISE I prevrlhf' . (i;th Kip ; h (I: r..M'!fl lorthi -vri-j of tlii riie-isf. ii. 11. 1.Nt.KA IT AM. -Alll'-teniurii, We have sold Kip many yearn. h-i.J jriven tiie lest of Iu"tlon. 1. It. DYCIf K A CM.'. Si. 00. Bold by Uru, "0. ASLS GREASE NEVER MS, Vvrr or Melt F-v lnx Oua-ii'--l. Sa'npl.' ur.lfre lo; t 1 Wr t- r l-nc-n. VI"r. A xle (.reuse beat tnd. MdH all Johhs-rs. t heapo tiiari '-oiumioh (,-r.-ii ( I, . 1 A- VleK CO Mir.. 3? Uivt-r St.. hira-, I-:. AFTEfl ALL OTHERS FAIL J Iff CONSULT MM. LOBB'J 329 K. 15th St., below CaUowbiU, Phila., Pa. :i years' eKp-riem in ell perinl tUea-s. re manent ly restores tho-w weakened by turlv Inr11 cretions, Ac ,4. m 1 1 or write. Advice frt-e and stru't ly coriridentUl. Hours. li A.M. till . KM., and, 7 to IO veniniTH. ft d ese'id 2 cl hiaojp for ikJoJu 36 : i r. F AXLE GREAS Pert In the World. Made on !r br the FranerLtihria Wr Co. ai Chicago, N. Y.at St. Louis. sUdcvcrvufKre CAUTION Reware of fraud. ; ftre utatiiped on t!i? tn time before leavitiir t:. tin wearer h:-:i If a dealer ufl . V. I., tfmred jn"i(e, or b u u and price tiied uu tu air aud. Ia t.,r. ... 1 .1 it i,,J to '0 W- L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE. TliP on'v cn'f fc'l FOB -ENTLtEI. I AMI 1 i. as iaii'l-w.Tl win 1 81 SIIOK. . .1 v.. , f ; . .. M.:.n I'ui I F snot . ...1 . t mi'. v. i.. ii ;i anl omv 1) i!il-.- i. tom-ni:nl' .it... i ..i V. I.. 1II ltallroa'1 M'-it or WaxThr. ft ., I mi! W. I..IKII C.I K'j.Ml MIOF limi'l for lit-avv v ir 1 . - i m ... i , . , . . " W. I.. 1H.I. sva.'j.-. WdliKlvt WAV'S SIloi: I- u,- : m i:t . ..a'., ruurll Hi'ai-: ''!- T -in ' il I. " ir , - it , v. I.. li ;i Hi -nor: Kik uoii S tll ti'-'-t 'I'.'-i " I'l Ti l- v W. I.. IMM . l..5 lilt TH'S arhial Klion trH , II. tr.i tio-- In tin All ina.li- in aol'l t.v v... r .1 11((KKIUN. I. . n-.'t. e-l I If ' lie V. L. lMJlbLAi, Ssa Shells THE ORAKGE GROVE It,-,-. Ar. in v a hum.-: in n.omi'a !m1.-land 1 4 1 1 f A I'. All pani-i.tx Is THI K M K. No iiia.ai a. -1 i. aid ji-r-ia, THE ORANGE GROVE LUSD iGEl-3, Liverpool, Ue Soto County. Floruit r JONES ' IJIM.llAMIOI.a.fc i DEOERICK'S Made rf r, everlaMiinr ui KAY PRESSES. lr.f oth(-r alcuiiiide If . "f! - U!.'v .f t Piquet, i. ut l.t.in .f W. .t.rn nr,.i S- ilL i. I'. k. liLM IIll k a. I tl I i- n. . :.: HUIi. 11' I. 5 A '' ILIUM, S.L fLiHT rbom? ud makr tnorv money working for than a1al t anrtr'inr! in th w.rld Kitber iri C.wt I v .utflt WUk.lL. icnmriilt Ad4rM. Un a. Lu.Augu.U.Mtmc. i-m ii : inmr Titc !i-ir-e' fft. I rw-ter halo Wr.ts H U v. Mic'u PEERLESS DTES An Ibr Tir.ST. SuUIBT LlUX.iM.Utn. WiMTEDT0 HX1X A M"M " thl.localllT. tinn I II curua a WrTi;bt.33 Broadway., i. PIUM HJSHTT fT -nrwi m n to n riUltl nMQII li, Banltannm or Horn. lretiu.nt. inal t Kol'nro. S'nptv tl. im It fin r.lr Co., l.n Farrtlr, In.l. r-3 B ii nun UPitptKruto,! t3 rr- rlta S STOPPED FREE m ir.pf r-r'-Ei UTa-ie. VUr KI,!NR SGK?it tfttr mO Fn.m a i ituiit um ft InraUIRLI If tak-u L. :.4 ,- f-t fm r ri rfai, a Tr...'.. . . a.n.'.s h lt r r!llltl4l klM c r i.aii 1' t ' L'l f I : -rm aUCW J sl.:ir(U IO I', fcl ! S r. l-rh vt f sat . SOIaDIERS: ale-Co riuic oiua, U a--b.nt-U', UC.tUCUiS.'i. Ilur U. S. Mail Routes.ir.r.?. tr. I't attll- 1. 1 :: . I, ,- -au.l (ai.i.i.- Ir f i.. M, & FcrHiVEfi'sl 1 iaiL a U'fuuu. At i j ai Law, ttaLaja P I 3 FEATURES FOB 1880. Six Serial Stories 150 Short Stories Profusely Illustrated by Eminent Artist. Tales of Adventure; Illustrated Articles of Travel; 1,000 Anecdotes; Historical and Scientific Articles; Sketches of Eminent Men; Humor; Poetry. $5,000 in Prizes for Short Stories- Threo Priaes cf S1.000 each, threo of $750. and thr r to-.n , ........ Bhort Stories. Bend atamn for full 7.Ti'. " .! 8 T""ner of Thb Companion far th best in regard to the conditions of tbe offor. Four Holiday lumbers Are in preparation, and will be exceedingly sttractlre. filled with the special work of our la.orite writers, and profusely illuatrated. Thanksgiving Christmas He1 Year's Easter. Theae houTenlr Numbers win be sent to Esrh Subscriber. The Illustrated Supplements Which were fireo with nearly eery Isiue durinr the la.t year. !iav become an important part of the paper, and will be continued. in 0 ,oth" P"P" attempts to sire such a large incrra-c of matter ai-d Illustrations without increase of price. A paper worth 2.BO for only $1.73 a year. The Right Hon. lTai written, especially for Tne Companion, on article i Gladstone "The Future of the English-Speaking Races," which appear, in tbe first issue in Nov;:n! ; ' Household Articles win be published freonentlr t,.-fi life-Cooking. Kmbroldery, &nl le)coraUonof thf Hrf i Jafonnation in rariou, department, of home timely article, about curreni Te'venu atTome "n Tbroad. TtaST J- Th Editorial Page give, Anecdo., Rhyme, and Puuie. adapted to the Youngest Readers. Pag9 U Jway crowded with Stories, Two Millions of Readers Weekly. SPECIAL FREE to Send i OFFER TO K3EW EUR.npiRFDc 'wwsaiMaalw. Jan. IU sead os this slip, with araeripuoii ta to Jan. i . lnclnclea the FOUR and tl.. iSMra, in:i1;-'-!rBJBATED bCPI'LEMEVTS. oney by Fo.Mffl !. .;.. :'"' -"T' Hltratlon.. ' , avapresa axooeT Ord 5h Camm Cni3 for a full emeatCree. Pita., nmtion thi, paper. Aidreii TsV- - THE YOUTH S COMPAM.OM. 45 r7mp17Pi ace, Boston, fcli vo SfriT Tor cent ralln .i ever brot! and will i " uiiusual t, :i. LuiEi:"i! upon Ja:n..ii oual ion, t! i' t!ie d.iy nf : I fatLt-r at t li :.i!i'.i lie t tie inn.-t des-rii't ioL-. tlon lul'l 1 - tbe wilds 1 1 . appal lit us u; in ll !.'..i: i its ili'.i 1 i;. ! :, able to .--.i'. f ; TllK I'm--. . da', t!.e u".':.: of Thank-.-leoj'!t'. I:, the t;.-ci name the - i;:. the n-u... N..: Tin : . .: ': treaty u ). i . put a -'.; : i friiniti.ils i . inanil.-'I. 1 . is a ii.-.:., . ; preniiuiii tv i ,i Ti' r i x live l.i;:..!i.-.I .1 i'ou-!.!.. . j- . I Jail. 1 : , kiii'l vr CI lli l ', : .i : i 1 .. eons. Y. V r 1 1 ; . . i ; is' 1 1 1 . 1 : .1'. 1 ing tlif i i . expres-i' .ii peror l'u.!. : sion liciri. : i of I lie l ; - . Mi:. ( i m of tiir ii. u Hil'lli ll. !;.. ::i livitit ! ; a llO ii; ,l:,-. . ' IlieiltS ill: I i ' 1 liia a stand the '.. -up to ;ul !i. -hours. Ir is a ii.-t. where liiaaiUr road cro'siiii.'. such a'ci'Ii i.t s becau-i' V:- . ly gu.ii .1 a loner-, I : and tl . i caret ul :. 1 u I.,-, .1- T.. hi. ! fenscs i . t ; ' possihi.' t a. the pi..;- l-'ran.v. m. a sin 'l ii - . ! 1 the mii p:-' - . ditinij.ii t , v., defi-n-. u an tl.- a Tin :: llaii.l. ..t N ! in . i ? a;.. I l withi:. .. t l'S. Iih ! - . ; . s'a'. i i . - . ! : .' out !" a1. fi..: : .ii-... vi-.-i-:-!... t A I I '. ' . 1 Mteuna 1 ! IWflil ' .' s;iys it ' was li:,. I w roar iii.t !' ; the I.i:- ! ; ttiuinl.i. 1 like II- -I..-SO i i a t -: . - power.; : the ti;.s'i..: - . by the !.!..!!!, be unlit f..i i M.. Tin given -i.M-heads. It i of a liiwi-i i liOtWlthstalll pa-ss ale. .s t dent, yet it i.- t company I., skill an ! Way .f -ai. chinery and t.j lepa;r, and cu a free i ider t!.. that mii.t f..; precautions. lead Ir for the is suff. Ifaudev reason jail clo increa: txenc in Fred offen the Pollti tot poli touch health ti i i.. -- in H sh ii.-;. urit nt Tin- in liie ti Mi;.; .hu,3 '.. ins it. .en's o!T c a j. When whole. pri- rt-Iea-c futuie t pri.- of cons ' rubi lericl nccs tical , was : the litical Acco ramoua peopl VadU irdiujf man a: l of tl umber- ivtry jd . a