7 B. F. SCHWEIER, THE CONSTITUTION-THE UNION-AND THE ENTORCEMEMT OF THE LAWS. Editor and. Proprietor. JW? BEADY Effi" VOL. XLII. . - u MIFFLINTOWN. JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 21. 1SSS. NO. IS. i ' " J paisis i ft - . - " ' 17' I "";;n. N'tv,uW wN( J Vn. .I;-. H Tar.,,.,, form, CJrMM re Is r. i; it rente-tlii .. . -l " I -" T A" t:i.. ih-l "'Ukr AIN REMPnv' - w ' au.i ,.,ir,.Vc: .j'L?"w. I ak-s. s- ,. ..., I,' f-M. ' ! -. -.l,:l...a:1.1. " f ACHES AN3 PAINS. i i i. '..., i- iti.-r ii,-k or ri.-rvoum . - " "! " wi.i '!. tun. ..'"'111 Sdaby.;! Crujj,-,,- (M I-. l.tor 1-uo.uirer. Edont f . N.t. Aprils, l7. EI so ri Til., in fi-nu-h Modi. ls l'i-"' dim nja I i s-.i-mi-t!... t luldrea I la-o it ,:l.,,t otieeboo. 9 T , - i "lU All UStTilLiW i 1 i ks.a. rjg W LeiraeJ in Ona Reaflist - U in k ln In Tci Ds.r, .; . .? (''! ir oi;v u4 - ; . i - I 'r..'-tmn, Ui.riL li, wtn.n tfiinkm of rn'.T.l -M.i'U'Miy rwrtr : vi -ti jiiriir.;nl.n ! '. I t. i-1 'Uiy!j U dav i : r t h mm. 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K " Tad L Ifonr. than a sixth part of the land of the clube anil nearly a sixth rart nf 1 " - m - . the population of the world are under the control of Great Britain; Russia rank second in territorial extent and the United States third. IiulLAXGEP.'s original proposition to revise the French Constitution clings to the French people so that the Govern ment which professed to despise the im petuous General fit Is it necessary to bring forward a motion for the same puri-ost'. The steam-hip City of Xew Vokk hud begun to meet the excecta tloiis of her builders, having made the best third trip time on record. I'er haps, after all, she may make the voy ue In less than six days, as she was in tended to do. Tub new Persian ambassador at Washington expresses himself as much pleased with this country, and says with true Oriental enthusiasm that its women are the most beautiful in the worM. He left Mrs. Hadji Ilassein Ghoul j Khan Motumed el Vasari at home. Tine i.ext trouble in the territories will be in dealing witlt squatters on lands owned by railroad companies. These vast tracts extend in so many directions as to render it next to impos sible to understand their limits and set tlers on them are only Interfered with after they have Improved the land and added to its value. Ir is time To iiL KUY v p the con struction of a new navy. Even when such an inslgnlik-ant power as Hay ti re quires loikinif after, the Government has no vessel immediately available for that service. Another year, however, will give us .several cruisers that may, at least, lie used to enforce resect for American citizens In the West Indies. "Whkn- Jones a no 1 went inti l'AliTNKKslilp I had the cash and h had the evivrience; before we closed out the concern he had the cash and I had the experience." This Is testimony familiar to many men. It seenis to be about that way, too, with a once famous wealthy estate In New York city. The estate is la possession of a notable fund of exi-erlence, but the wealth where is that? It s-ef.ms stkanue to read of the discovery of a waterfall in Colorado livaling in beauty, though not in size or grandeur, the famous Niagara Falls. But there is room f r a good many dis coveries in this great country. Many of the States west of the Mississippi have only leeu casually examined in the immediate neighborhood of railroads and a Tew highways. Even the Alle gheny Mountain, in 1'eunsylvania and other States, have not been thoroughly explored. Manitoiia is In a bad way with the Canadian l'acilic Kailroad and the Do minion Government, and annexation to the United states is talked of as one means of getting away from corjiorate tyranny. Considering the amount of talk there is ou this side of the line about corporate monojiolj and control of State and other Coveriiments, the rem edy does not appear to lie iu the direc tion of annexation. But it is a inaltet of no consequence to this country. When annexation comes, if it evei should come, it must be of the whole Ltomiuion, not of oue section. From the ItEroiiTs ok tile Chief of Okdnance, it appears that the United States Government is experi menting with arms of small calibre, with a view of following France's lead in this matter. If a satisfactory pow. der can be found the calibre of small arms will be greatly reduced, thus en abling the soldiers to carry a larger number of cartridges. The smaller arms will probably be less deadly than those now in use, but more effective in placing the enemy hors da combat, since wounded men cripile an armv more than dead ones. I iieau that the Emperor's tour in Austria and Italy will cost not less than SJuO.OOO. The amount which he has given away to the servants of the sover eign whom he visits is something fabu lous, and his presents of various kinds cost a frightlul sum. The Emperor took with him from DVriin K diamond rings, 150 silver stars, 00 scarf pins, all richly jewelled; 30 diamond bracelets. 6 splendid presentation swords, 30 large photographs of himself, with the Em press and their children, all in gold frames; 30 gold watches, with chains; 100 cigar cases, with the imperial arms and monogram in gold, and 30 stars in diamonds of the Orders of the lllack and Ked Eagle. Efforts to develop electricity from heat directly without the use of a dynamo are not yet meeting commercial success, but the inventors are hard at work ami are reported to be making im portant advances. The product of one European thermopile is reported to be not more than rive or six times as costly as the product of a dynamo aud gas engine, and though tliat does not look very promising to a capitalist, it marks a great advance to the electrician. IIkre comes a DEiisiox that dairy butter, colored with annotto boiled in cottonseed oil, although it may be 09 Ir cent, butter, comes within tbe let ter of the statue defining oleomargarine. If that should bold, the dairymen may be forced to obey the law which they had passed to plague their oleomargar ine rivals. The discovery comes at a bad time for having the law amended. The vote of the fanners will not be wanted again for two years, and possi bly not for four, so that the next Con gress may do as it pleases with the oleo margarine question uninfluenced by fear ot the Grangers. A Klit of tece. Bwrrt, t.cn you paucd from living into Uratlt. S loTt-word fa'lrrnt oa the trembling mlr. "o lvin)t wLi-r hushed tue lobbing breath With which I knelt in tuoUonleaa de upair. I t;d nu rlbt to mourn yon. Other ayes JliyLt vatcb ILe nl. ry fading from your own. And otter band to distant ParadlM Mibt !ootba your way, wbtlo I knelt on aloue. I!ut when tb Lour bad passed, and nil lb nxim Was mrat.ped in silence, and the steady liubt From j under lamp was a'.l that pierced the gloom? When masses of Irtwh roses, red and wbite. Lay rich vitb fragrance at your bead and feet. With one bod lying twixt yonr finger tips. I stood beside yon for one moment, 8rset, Ami stooping, klaseJ you oa tha pure, pale lips. Dear, when yon wakened did yonr spirit weep. Or in Its new-fonnd wisdom understand Tba piteous lore which watched that t! ream less sleep. And sought to follow to the unknown laud'.' When the clouds lifted from your patient bead And Hooded you In light of life divine. Did my kiss quiver o'er your tips' soft red? Did any heart-throb whisper It was mine? If cn your peacefulness there sometimes break A sudden pity for the hopes that died, If you grow gladder that lor your dear sake A life-work baa been blessed and purl lird, Keep ever in your beart untouched with pain Tbe memory of tbat kiss of sanctity. And when iu tiod's own time we meet again. In boiy greetiug fcive it back to me. JIM'S 31 EG. Once when I was a young man my day's journeying lay between a certain quiet lodging, situated where tbe EJgware Koad merges into the coun try, aud a certain Court of Justice, where It was my duty to report cases for a newspaper. Oue evening, just as my omnibus was starting on tbe familiar road borne, a girl 501 in and sat In tbe corner by th Co-jt. She might be fifteen or more; she looked at her fellow-passengers uehautiy, for there was a distinct ive riioieLjent away from ber. She was agg:eively dirty; surely there was a wetk's dirt on those rounded checks, ttuough which the rosy tinges of youth and health thone faintly. Her short pwtticoau showed stradly feet in coun try Loo:s, and on her dirty childish finger was a wedding ring. Uow came she by tbat ring? Surely the solemn ciiclet was rare enough In the court where was her borne. UaiJ some lair-racea curate, anient in a crusade againt vice, persuaded ber to go to the church" with ber boy hus band, ir haps, out of his poverty for giving ber the fee? It was idle wondering. The girl sat there, paid for her seat I marveled thtt she should possess so large a sum the two pence for ber fare, and ber fellow passengers scanned ber. An old gentleman sat opposite to ber, aud fondling for his money, be dropped a coin. She saw it shining in the straw, and leaning eagerly forward, pointed a small straight finger where It lay. "There it is!" she cried In a childish voice, and was going to stoop and pick it np for the owner, when some in stinct drew her back. Her neck and cheeks ana brow flushed crimson through their dirt, and she sat upright In her place. What made ber blush? Had she noted our furtive movement away from her, and fancied that we should doubt her honest motive in touching the money. Iiut there was a modest dignity In her simple action, an innocence in tbe sudden hot flush on ber face, which carried rebuke with It, and stirred one's heart in sympathy. Just where a nar row street opened from the chief thor oughfare, she stopped the omnibus, gathered her bundle in ber arms, still holding it mysteriously under ber cloak, and disappeared into darkness. Two months afterward I was in court as usual, and we were trying a prisoner. It was a common crime, robbery with violence. His name was James Bond. lie could neither read nor write; be knew no trade but that of garroter. and it appeared he bad been engaged as a specialist In that line by the men who bad lett him to face the police alone wUen disturbed at tbelr work. All went as usual; be was convicted and sentenced as usual. 1 bad let my thoughts wander a lit tle, and was askUg a man near me the term of tbe sentence, when 1 was startled by a loud childish voice shout ins across the court. "ever mind. Jim; 111 look for ye?" I raised my band and met the round eyes of the girl I had seen in the omni bus. Mie bad evidently addressed the prisoner, for be looked sullenly at ber face for a moment as be was led away, and muttered something which might have been either a curse or a blessing, it was so far removed from any human language 1 know. Of course she was taken out of court, and this time 1 followed ber. She saw me aud approached with a half confi dence which reminded me of a timid ventare of a frightened animal whom hunger or terror baa urged to an unu sual shelter. ... . . 'How much did be get?" she asked. I told ber tbe number of months James Bond was to be in prison. Her round eyes were full of fear, bnt not of tears. I remembered that such as be was. James Bond was probably ber only protection. " W bat is your name?' I ventured to ask. "Thu rail me Jim's Meg." Von are bis wile?" 1 eaid. remem bering ber wedding ring. a, I'm all that." Meg answered, and her face flushed with something that looked like Happiness. Are yon going borne?" ki.. .honk her head vigorously. Jim swapped our corner just before wni- took." she exclaimed. They let me sleep there last night, but I won't again. Old Bet was drunk, and my boots aren't heavy like Jim's to throw at her. Xo, 111 sleep there tomewhere with Dick." Who is Dick?" I asked. Jim's dog." Atd following ber 1 saw. shivering with his back against a lamp-post just outside tbe court, ft white bull-terrior. We were near the door by this time and went out together. Tbe dog looked at Meg. but did not move. "He's waiting for Jim," she said with much concern. Jim sets a lot on him. He's won many a fight. You see he's only half bull, and fellows bet against him when they see him first; but he's plucky, and be holds on when be bear's Jim's voice, and pots a let." "An," I said, "and be will take care of you?'. "I must take care ot him." Meg answered, an anxious look coming into her eyes. "Jim would never look at me If 1 lost Dick." Poor Megl This was tbe beginning of our acquaintance; but I learned to know ber simple heart pretty well in tbe months of Jim's absence. I got ber lodging with a decent woman, where she could sleep in peace, without hav ing a boot ready to throw; but that was all she would let me do for ber. Once, on one of our rare meetings, for Meg bad independence of life which 1 respected 1 ventured to speak of James Bond, and even to urge ber leaving him. I bad made inquiries of tbe police, to whom Bond's career seemed pretty well known. The pres ent was his third term of imprison ment. He was a bad lot, selfish, cruel, brutish; not the kind to marry, the inspector assured me. 1 was convinced of this, and yet had not tbe heart to warn ber. untd one day I saw ber walking upon tbe Edgware road in front of me, with Dick at ber heels. She was soon over taken, when the dog recognized me with a growl of recognition like bis master's, bis blessings sounded some what like curses. "Meg," 1 said, "do you mean to g,i back to Jim when be comes out?" I bad fallen Into ber unconventional way of volng directly to the subject. She looked hurriedly at dick as be plodded behind. "If I don't lose the dog," she said. "Is be kind to you, Meg?" 1 asked with some diffidence. "He's kinder than some, and 1 belongs ts him," she said simply. Here was my difficulty; she belonged to bim or she thought so. "He got me a ring," she said, twist ing the little brass circle round and round on ber finger. "lie don't think much of them himself, but be got it for me. Mother had one, and I wanted one. It was kind of him." "Where were you married, Meg In church?" I asked. She looked puzzled. I do not think she connected marriage with church at all. "I can't remember I don't know what you mean churches are for rich folks," she answered In broken snatches. Was your mother there?" Where? Mother's been dead three years. We made it out bopping in tbe country; when we came to London be got my nng." "But, Meg," I said plainly, "If you leavj Jim 1 could get you taught to read and write, and you could earn mora money, and live a less rough life it must be very raugh for you in this London court sometimes." It's not rougher than out bopping." she said Meg was a regular Mark Tapley in petticoats. "1 don't want to read and write, Jim would only, laugh at me. .So, I can't leave him, be gave me my ring, and I'll wait till he comes out." As she spoke a shadow crossed ber face, and she looked down. Some day, p'raps," she said quietly and without auy show of feeling, "be may not care to have me any more, then maybe I'll learn to read." 1 did not speak to ber again for many months. I think she avoided me. for once or twice I caught sight of Dick's dirty whiteness In the distance, but Meg was not to be seen, though she could not have been far off. James Bond came out of prison, and, mnch to my surprise, found ber out and took her "home." When I went to pay ber rent one Saturday, the woman with whom she lodged told me her "man" had fetched ber. and that Meg bad taken ber bun dle, and told her landlady to thank me. 'Did he seemed pleased to find herf" I said. "Well, the dog knew bim, and be looked half pleased at tbat; and be asked a lot, as far as 1 could And out, about bow she got a room here, and told ber she was a fool not to get more out ot you, sir; and then be said he was going to supper, and she could come too. If she liked, and he whistled to the do and went." And she followed bim. Anection, in tbe sense of the word as we under stand it. she bad never known. He came for her, be bad inquired for her or for Dick among tneir oiu com panions, and be fetched ber home, it was not much, but she expected no more, and followed him. The last time I saw Meg was when James Bond bad been out of prison for two or three months. It was a Scrosge like Christmas eve, which seemed re solved to gratify itself by making everybody miserable. 1 walked home, since I could And no omnibus that would venture beyond Chapel street, and bad nearly reached my destination, the fog having lifted a little towards the end of my journey, when just beyond tbe cheering glimmer ot a bttle public bouse not a hundred yards from my own door, I was con fronted by a short, girlish figure, which I knew at once to be that ot Jim's Meg." They've run bim In," she whispered through tbe fog." "How's that, Meg?" I asked. Dot very much surprised at ber statement. What baa be been doing his old way 3 again?" she came close to me. "Worse than that, worst of all, tbe worst there Is," she whispered. -Not " "Ay, that's it, though you can't say It; but I can it's murder. Good GodI are you sure. Meg?" "Yes, I am sure." "Come In and tell me. Can nothing be done?" And as I took ber Into the house, starting my old servant by doing so. I confess tbat for the moment all thought ot justice fled, and I was tilled with tbe simple human longing to save a fellow man from a dreadful penalty. When I 001 her in bv tbe lamplight, I saw bow Meg was changed. Her girlish round ness of face naa suarpenea. uer country color bad f added. She could not have been much more than sixteen, seven teen at tbe most, but round her mouth and in ber eyes was the touching dig nity of sorrow. "What is it, Meg?" I asked. 'It's bis pal," she answered, almost silently. I could see that she was thinking of something beyond. "They quarreled about the dogs. Jim struck him with ft knife they say, and he's dead." 'You are sure; I mean you know. Jim had a knife, and tbat he struck tbe man?" "Yes I know; that's what I'm come about." And for the first time ber , eyes fell, and she plucked ber shawl nervously. There a a girl, a pal or mine, she eaw him and she's got to tell. What can 1 do?" "She's got to tell what do you mean, is she called as a witness?" Yes. that's it be a witness; that means tell all yon know. I made it out somebody was bound to make it out, and I did. You see I belong to him." A wonderful transflgnration came over ber face, and filled It with tender womanhood, linking it to another womanhood higher and purer than hers. and from which she bad blfierto seemed far away; I think she would have said. I love bim,' bad she known know, but as was, ber old phrase told it all. " What can I do?" she asked again, as I said nothing. "You mean bow can I keep ber silent, preventing ber telling what she knows." "It's not that, she's game for that. she'd lie for bim, and she'd swing for him, we're all pals, yon se; but " and with tbe unusual effort at the thought poor Meg's face grew troubled and ber words "they've told me, the man who came about it and others, that you can't help peaching if they get you in there." 1 knew she meant in the witness box. "They ask you ques tions and you speak, though you'd rather bite your tongue out. It Is true?" Yes, Meg, I am afraid she cannot bide the, truth; it is better to tell it simply and hope tbat " I stopped abruptly. "Did no one else see tbe quarrel?" I asked. Xo, that's it, Jim and the man were alone, ouly she was there, she'd only juit come in; if she'd not come ba they muht have thought it an accident s'..e's the only one." 'Can't you make np something for her to say? she'll say it," sLe cried eagerly. I turned away from ber to think quietly, and the glitter of the brass ring ou her finger caught my eye. Was she bis wife? 1 pondered. It was not likely the couple was mar ried, but it was possible, and it was ber only hope now, bis only hope for life, and it must be tried. Meg," I said, "there is one thtof you ought to know. You are safe wl.'ii me, and you ought not mind my ifc ing out. Xo man can make aw s witness against her husband in "Up land, and If " i But her face was piteous in Its wide gaze at mine. t "You need not talk of it," r bluntly, "they told me. But 1 ' t save bim that way; I'm not wits 1 for that they say. If be'd oft r . " w how it would be, be'd have ta ; to church fast enough,' sue with bitter candor; then raking ber bead, she said defiantly? bnt x wl: make no difference. I'll stick to bim, aud be knows it if only you'll tell me how." 'Xo, Meg," I said gently, "there is nothing you could say. If I told you anything. I should be doing wrong, and it would do no good; they would find out at once you were not speaking the trutli." "There is nothing I can speak of. Meg. unless you can hide for a time, aud keep right out of the way." "If." she said, ber brow knotted with the effort stie bad made to grasp my suggession, if 110 one came to speak, if 1 were not there to speak, would Jim get off?" '1 do not know, I will inquire; but if you are sure no one else saw the mur der, very likely he might be saved. What does James Bond say?" "He says he knows nothing about it." "Where is the knife?" She looked at me for a moment, then at the door, and then she opened the bosom of ber dress and showed me a strong clasp-knife with tbe blade an inch across. It was shut and she did not open it. but put it hurriedly away. What if she drew suspicion to herself? "Meg," I began in a tone ot remon strance; but I bad frightened ber. She recognized an effort at respectability which was antagonistic of Jim, and turned and went out quickly. I fol lowed ber to the gate; but the fog bad covered everything again, and tbouch I got a lantern, and shouted and searched, I failed to find her. Xor did I Cud her until, all prelimi nary inquiries over, James Bond was brought up for trial. There bad been one eye witness of James Band's tavage blow, knife in band, at bis druuken companion, of this the authorities were convinced; but this one witness bad eluded them. "I shall clap my bands on ber yet," said the terrier-like officer of the de tective force to me, rubbing bis wiry gray Lair with a baffled gesture. "By-tbe-by, it is that girl you were inter ested in, sir. I suppose you do not know where she is?" 1 was glad that I knew nothing; for though 1 cared little about James Bond's fate, I cared much for Jim's Meg's Borrow. "Ah," I said, rather hypocritically, then it will be all circumstantial evidence. The; knife will be a clue, I imagine." "The knife!" muttered my friend, Irritably, "that's just it, we have not got the knife. James Bond was known to carry one, but be does not produce It; but you can't hang a man because he's lost bis knife, e.ven if you can show another man with a bole in his side to fit it. Xo sir, it's a poor case; I'm as certain as I am that 1 see you. that Jim killed Robin, but we can't prove it, and unless I lay my band on Meg we shan't prove it." I was full of thought for Meg, and decided to walk borne, so as to be alone. Tbe girl bad evidently run away, for she and Jim were too well known to the police to make any biding place among ber former companions secure from search, or pi oof against betrayal. Of course I bad not the slight clue to guide me as to the wheieaboats of tbe girl who would wander oa aimlessly into the country, I walked in my per plexity as aimlessly as Meg. until 1 found myself in the Harrow Boad. On still, with my head bent, until the road grew lonely and silent, and lamps were few, and the town was no longer around but behind me. I beard tramp ling feet, and saw darkly outlined against the aim and wind blown vapor which veiled the sky, black figures of lads and boys. Some bent over an object which lay bait on the canal bank, half in tbe wash of tbe water; others breathlessly told me what it was. I knew. It was a gill's body wet a::d drowned; the body of Jim's Meg. The pale, quiet face, with the shine of a lamp on its wetness, was Meg's there was a half fmile about the lips. and tbe eyes were shut. I laid mv band where the child-heart should be bpatn. and felt against the soft breast something hard. "Sixpence to each of you lads who runs for a policeman, a shilling to the one who brings bim." A shout, the boys scattered along the road, and I was alone. I knew why Meg bad drowned her self, knew that for her there was no other way of hiding the truth, and though a pang shot through me as I remembered that perhaps I had urged her to ber death, strangely 1 was not sorry she lay there dead. There are sadder things than dying, and according to ber light, Meg had died well. Quickly I unfastened ber poor frock, and took from ber bosom what I bad felt lying there, the knife with which James Bond bad struck tbe murdered man. 1 bad hardly put It away safely, not daring to drop It in the water lest the io4ice should search the canal, when a boy returned panting, tollowed by a constable, and claimed his shilling. He was able to tell us bow the body came to lie as it did. A second policeman joined the first. ! ought to know her," be mut tered. "Why. it's the girl who's wanted; it's Jim's Megl She's got the whip baud of Scotland Yard and no mistake 1" A bush fell on tbe court when we were told next day that one witness for whom we waited had passed beyond all human questioning, out into the great silence. A constable came forward to say that be bad seen ter dead. I thiuk most of 11s guessed why she died. Tbe Judge summed up; the jury re tired, but came back iu less than half an . hour. Red Robin, the dead man whose surname was uuknown, bad been murdered, but there was some doubt as to James Bond's connection with tbe crime; the Jury gave bim the benefit of tbe doubt, and Meg's Jim was free. SHE HAD EVERY CII AHM. And He Got Swept Out on tbe Iau n by the Help. A beautiful night! The stars twink led in the heavens with a new and im proved twinkle, and tbe soft winds of the South blew gently through the quivering leaves of the gracelul trees that ornamented the spacious lawn in front of Bandoline's majestic mansion. She sat on a rich rocking chair with w crazy quilt mat that she bad made lieraelf, and around the room were rich decorations in the way of hammered brass and screens that she had painted iierself, which museum managers bad - inlv sou eh t to buy. Bautroliue wasTrrx listless, buslleless mood. She was aroused from this mood by tbe tinkle of the door bell and tbe soothing yawps aud yowls of her pet poodle, whose tail curled like a buff pretzel. Sue looked up and before her stood Ferdinald Mahone, the perfect em bodiment of manly beauty and an un paid tailor bill. He threw himself at ber feet and said: 'Bandoline- fairest, wilt thou be mine? You possess all the qualities and attributes of a good woman all that is essential to a man's happiness." "Xot by a jugful I" interrupted Ban doline. "I will tell you in a moment why 1 do not, but first, Ferdinald, do you possess all that would make a woman happy? Can you cook, wash i.ud scrub?" "Xol" murmured Ferdinald. aghast Can you darn, churn and bake?" "Xo!" be murmured, still more aghast. "What can you do?" "I can can ride a bicycle and and " "Enoughl" interrupted Bandoline, with a wave of ber fairy band. "Lis ten: You say that I possess all the at tributes of a good woman. Xow, you said last night that a good woman should be able to sew, wash, iron, cook, play the piano and sing she must le educated, she must not be proud, she must be generous to a husband's faults, she must know ber place, she must never fret or scold, she must greet ber husband with a smile and a kiss each evening, she mu.t be able to entertain folks In the parlor and be able to manage the kitchen, she must stay at borne, Bhe must not read novels, she must be willing to wear a calico dress and ride on street cars or walk. In brief, she must be every thing. Ferdinald, I cannot do half what you expect of a woman you, who can ride a bicycle you, who expect a woman that is anel and woman combined, to trade herself for a strawberry dude who can do nothing but ride a bicycle and accumulate tai lor bills. Ferdiuald, there are thou sands just like you, who want to tiade a suit of clothes for a perfect woman. 1 am not what you think a perfect woman should be, Ferdinald She stopped shortl Ferdinald bad ex pired? Bondoline rang a little silver bell and a servant entered and swept Fer dinald out on the lawn. To Do Iiigbr. There is all the difference in the world between the man who means to do "about right" and the man who means to do right. The man who means to do "about right" is the com monest and most commonplace sort of man among men. He is the man who does not very decidedly mean not to do just a little wrong if circumstances should seem to require IU He passes for "a very good sort of man;" but he is not good, he comes very far short of being good. Tbe reservation that he makes in bis purpose of conduct taints his whole character; and so it makes "all the difference in the world" between bim and the one who purpo ses to do right, all the difference 1b two worlds. Indeed. If you would do "about right." you must meau to do wholly right, without any qualification or reserve. Time Is the king of men. One ass calls another "long ears." There are about three hundred theatrical companies on the roau in tne United States. Canada and Mexico at The boy should be taught to care for and ton in nerfM.r. order each machine which be may have occasion to use. A JAPANESE PRISON. The Interesting Thing Seen by an Acerican Correspondent. With the exception of the Yoshi- wara, ot which plenty diereafter. the two prisons of Tokio are the most in teresting things I have seen in Japan. These are, first, tbe great prison upon tbe Island of Ishikawa, at the south of the city, and. second, the convict and female prison of Ichigawa, in tbe cen ter of the city itself. The former is completely isolated . all communication with the main land being by police ferry, and contains 2.002 men and boys, ail of whom are serving terms of ten years or less. The latter contains 1,400 men and 110 women, among whom are many serving life sent ences. There is a" convict farm at tached, and It is here tbat capital punishment is inflicted. Otherwise the two prisons resemble each other so closely tbat it is not necessary to dis tinguish between them in description. Tbe entrance Is through a massive wooden gateway into a guard room. adjoining which are the offices ot the director and olliclale. The prison It self consists of a score or more of de tached one story buildings, all of wood aud come of them merely substantial sheds, under which the roqgher labor, like stone breaking, is jerformed. The dormitories are enormous wooden cages, tue front and part of the back formed of Lars as thick as one's arm, before which again is a narrow covered passage where the warder on guard walks at night. On leaving the dormitories we passed a small. Isolated square erection. peaked and gaoled like a little temple. The door was solemnly unlocked aud Hung back, and I was motioned to enter. It was the punishment cell. another 8ot!ess wooden box, well ven tilated but perfectly dark, and with walls so thick as to render it practically tilent. "How many prisoners have been in it during the last mouth?" I asked. The director summoned the chief warder aud repeated my ques tion to bim. "Il'ton mo gozaimasen none whatever," was the reply. "What other punishments have you?" "Xone whatever." Xo UogglncT" When this question was translated the director and the little group of t fli ials all laughed together at the la re idea. 1 could i.ot help wondering whether there was another prison iu the world wit a no method of punish ment for 2 000 criminals except oue dark cell, aud that not used for a month. And the recollection of the filthy and suffocating sty used as a punishment cell in the city prison of Sau Francisco came upon me like a nausea. A Japanese prison may be divided into two parts dormitories aud work shops. Of cells or prison buildings, properly speaking, thvre is nothing whatever. Walking across the yard we entered the first workshop, where a couple of hundred prisoners were making machinery ami stewm boilers. One warder, armed oniy wilh-s sword, is reckoned for every fifteen men, and here the prisoners were working on contract orders for outside firms, under the supervision of oue skilled teacher and one representative of the Grin giving the contract. So it was in the fine ait department and every other of the score of workshops. Prisoners employed at the higher classes of labor are credited wiih one tenth the sum received for tbelr hand iwork. But as the work was so good and the running expenses seemed so light I was much surprised to learn that the prison was not yet self sup porting, ouly seven-tenths of the total cost being realized irom the sale of prisoner's work. Another curious fact is that every adult prisoner Is detaiued for six months alter his sen tence expires if be is not claimed in the mean time by his friends, and until be is of adult age if ho has not reached it and is unclaimed. These prisoners wear blue instead of red, after their sentences have expired. The women's quarter at luhigawa is separated from the men's by a high wooden fence and gateway guarded by a sentinel, and consists of two or three dormitories and one large, com fortable workshop, where all the 110 are employed together at labor let out by contract. When I was there they were all hemming silk handker chiefs, each sealed upon the matted lloor before a little tabie, aud very ne.at they all looked and very pretty some of theux, with their loose red gowns and simply twisted hair. "Those are forgers," said the cflicer, pointing to ihree of them; "I do not like them to be so pretty." One of tbe women had a young baby playing beside ber, and another of tneui. as she glanced up at us, showed a face entirely different from the rest. pale, sad aii'l refined, and I saw that ber bands were small aud very white. It was Ilanat Ume, the once famous geisha of Tokio, fa mous for her beauty, her samlsen play mg, her dancing, her pride, and most famous of ail tor her affaire d 'amour. Mother's "Punkin" Pie. It was a irreclly harmless remark iu itself and made without reflection or fore thought. We weie sipping our coffee after dinner, and there was a casual reference to Thanksgiving. Something prompted me to say: 'How I used to look forward to Thanksgiving when I was a boy. It was one of the events of the year to elect and bring in from the cornfield the Thanksgiving t pumpkin, and what pies it made! Somehow I don't get any punk in pies nowadays such as mother used to makel" And I took a sip or coffee and lazily pulled at my cigarette without a sus picion of having turned on the conse quences, as It were. An ominous sort of silence made me ;lance, after a minute, across at my wife. Her face was flushed, and she choked a little as she becan to speak: "To begin with, John," she said, 'don't say punkin. The p should be distinctly sounded; and in the next place, do you know what I have a mind to do?" I confessed that to prognosticate her mental gyrations was beyond me. "Weil," she went on. ignoring the Interruption. "I have a strong mind to give you one of thosa same pumpkin pies such as your mother used to make, i hope I am superior to any small jeal ousies concerning your mother's vir tues, but I am thoroughly weary about this talk of old-fasbioned cookery. Why, do you know. John, that I have eaten fried steak at your mother's ta ble, and had baked potatoes served in a covered dish? What would you say to have either offered you now? Tbe actual fact is tbat the cooking of fifteen or twenty years ago is not to be com pared in any way with that of to day. We have advanced in tbat as In all of the sciences." And she shook ber fingers out of her finger bowl with un necessary vim. and rublied them w ith ber napkin more vigorously than the occupation demanded. "All this may be true," I allowed judiciously; "but spare me, I prav you, that idol of my boyhood, the Thanks giving pumpkin pie;" and I sounded the p broadly, hoping to appease the Iconoclastic indignatiou, I had unwit tingly aroused. "I can't," replied Mrs. John, relent lessly. "I can't, really and be honest. "Recall for yourself the actual pie of which you speak separated from all Us surroundings, and answer me truthful ly if I descilbe it aright. It was yellowish brown in color, ti 'i pt in oc casional spots, where the blUteied tcp bad broken under uneven heat; it was very shallow; the filling barely twice exceeding the crust In thickness when it was cut, aud its flavor was strong of pumpkin, with various spices more or less predominating. "You were apt to find little pieces of the vegetable in your mouthful, which bad escaped the coarse-holed colander through which it bad been strained, and you were fortunate if the undcrcrust was not 'sogey, as in those gooJ old days' It was the fashion to bike 'batches' of pies weekly to last through the following seven days, a custom which did not add to the wholesome uess of such pies as survived the first day. And this, my dear, is the 'pun kin' pie of your boyhood." My silence attested the truth of this assertion. 'But what." she went on, "is the pumpkin pie of to-day? A very differ ent and a much moie successful gas tronomic production. As a friend xald to me the other day. '1 consider a pumpkin pie the excuse for all the good things 1 have in my storeroom sugar, cream, eggs, a dash of sherry, a liitle lemon, mace, cinnamon, nutmeg then repeat ad libitum,' she finished with a laugh. "The modern pie," pursued my wife, 'is a solitaire, ot at most, two at a baking, and as the under crust is slightly baked first, before the filling la put In, the 'soggy' characteristic is en tirely left out. You will miss, too. the lumpy element from the properly made pie of to-day, we strain the pumpkin through a sieve; we also use deep dishes, which takes away from the slab appear ance of the delicacy. Finally, when this toothsome and altogether delicious article of food is offered at dessert, grated cheese is served with it, aud if you will once more turn a retrospective eye uinin the past you w ill discover that the cheese of the farm larder Invaria bly appeared at supper, while the pas try dessert of the noonday dinner was unaccompanied by its natural and wholesome relish. "Oal'' ejiculated Mrs. John with sudden vehemence, "can't you le-iall those dreadful country teas will cuoes of yellow-rubber cheese piled 011 one 1Iate, and long, pale-green pickles ou another, flanking tbe caster on either siJe? Was there ever a more complete embodiment of green and yellow mel ancholy than the combination?" My mind naturally moves bt .w...hik1 before 1 found a ieply to thf . i.ien parenthetical appeal uiy wife, had not back to the maiu road, so to speak, of her harangue. "Xo, John," she continued rather sadly, "it is not the pumpkir. , le, pure and simple, of your chlldhvv. which you fondly recall; it is the pumpkin pe seasoned with your boyish appetite, the pumpkin pie surrounded w ith the ac cessories of your dear aud familiar home, the pumpkin pie, lu fact, set 111 t.ie glorious halo of your youth I "You say it was the event of the year to bring In the Thanksgiving pumpkiu. I am sure It was. Yet 1 don't suppose it would give you any especial pleasure to go down to Fullon Market aud half carry, half roll home one of those great yellow vegetables. "But out iu the corulield back of your father's house, the corulield w hose boundary was the sparkling, dancing brook, and whose background was the everlasting bills bathed in the lovely haze of autumn, out in that cornfield in the mellow October afternoon, every breath Inspiring the delicious air which had in it such au indescribable mixture of summer languor and crisp, frosty vim, and every nerve tingling with the unconscious but vivifying essence of healthy, happy boyhood that indeed was an event. "Here amid the city's turmoil that grows at times so tiresome and mon otonous, with the responsibilities and anxieties which every man of family feels, aud with the weight of years be ginning ever bo little, to press. I do not wonder that the happenings of those care-free days stand out in bold relief, but in justice, my dear, to the science of gastronomy and to the de velopment and progress of the day, tear down from its hallowed niche iu your memory the dun and bilious image of old-fashioned 'punkin' pie." Wooden Toothpicks A toothpick factory is one of the flourishing woodworking establish ments at Harbor Sprtnes, Mich., and It is one of the largest factories of the kind in the countiy. White birch is exclusively used In tbe manufacture of tbe toothpicks, and about 7,500,Ooj of the bandy little splinters are turned out dally. Tbe logs are sawed up into bolts each 23 Inches in length, then thoroughly steamed and cut up into long ribbons, three inches in width, and these ribbons, eight or ten of them at a time, are run through the tooth pick machinery, coming out at the other end, the perfect pieces falling into the basket, the broken pieces ami refuse falling into another. Tbe picks are packed into boxes, 1500 In a box, by girls, mostly comely looking young squabs, and are then packed into cases and finally into big boxes, ready for shipment to all parts of the woild. The white birch toothpicks are very neat and clean in appearance, sweet to the taste and there is a wide market for them. Tbe goods sell at tbe factory at tl.OO a case of 150,000 picks, or 100 snail boxes each containing 1500, and tie small boxes retail at five cents each, or 3oO picks for one cent, at which rite almost everybody can afford to tike a fiash toothpick after each meal Leaves of tbe Palm. A tribe in tbe palm region of the Amazon cradles the young in palm leaves. A single leaf turned up round the edges by some native process makes an excellent cradle, and now and then it is made to do service as a bath tub. NEWS IX BRIEF. Miss Ada Harvey, the first female child born iu IVtiver, is '23 years old, and is now visiting the sceues of her babyhood. The Duchess of Maryborough Is credltel with saving that the fate of nations has sometimes been decided ou a perfectly matched ribbon. Kentucky has raised a tomato this year which (ust fits into a four quart measure, while Missouri produces a puaipkiu which wouldn't go into a washtub. Rafael, an old gypsy, has asked the Emperor of Austria to Invest bun with the dignity ot King of the Gyp sies, because he cm prove his diiect descent from King Pharaoh. Two Buffalo cirls ate carrying ou a drug store. They hoth hive tak-n a Course 111 pharmacy lit the medical college, and are eminently i;uaUiied to make a success of the enterpnse. A New York pirl dropped dead the other day, two hours after lecom Ing engaged io be tu.tiiit-d. It is suit posed her death was causej by an at tack of heart disease, brought on by joy. The old -time, delicate soap-bubble watch crystals have gone out of use for ordinary watches, and the introduction of thick crystals, is driving out the hunting-case iu favor of the oieu faced watch. An electric light wire in West Chester fell on the platform of a pass ing railroad car, and, catching lu the clotliiug of one of the traiu bands, dragged him from the coacti. lie was only slightly injured. Lord Shrews bury, the English peer who has made a loiumo in London by supplying the public with hansom cabs, is about to push his venture iu Paris. He will place cabs, drawn by English horse., 111 the French cap ital. Among the ernduales in this year's class of the New York Univer sity Medical t'ollej;e, were men from Turkey, Bulgaria, Kussia, and other foreign lands. The lame of this country's institutions 111 medicine is increasing widely. Prince Bismarck recently gave a fete to his servants and tenants at Fliednchsruhn to celebrate the des patch to Berly of 0,(10 ) telegraph oles cut in bis forests. 1'i-im.irck has sup plied Germany with 100,(11,11 telegraph poles during the last ten years. Succi, the Italian faster, who claims to possess an eiixir which len ders food unnecessary, has just fin ished a f ist of thirty dajs at Barce lona, Spain, lie walked, fenced, and flept during his foo lies month, and retained I, is health and stien;:tli. Iu the Iilt!e town of Arvesnes, In Franco, it has been discovered that there are forty-two yo'ii! marriageable girls and only three young men who are candidates for matrimony, and one of these has proved to recieant to noma influence that lie u about to nurry a girl belonging to a neighbor ing viiliire. In various 1 arts of C'lnnn there is a lielief that tho souls of very atrocious ciiuiluals who have t itinr been exe cuted or died 111 piison, are sent back from hiules by Yenio, the, judi;e there, to underiro a fmthcr teim ot in. pi is n ment, one death not being enough to expiate their crimes' William Klausnriti, a '.i-year-ol l Xew York boy, has the distinction of possessing the hardest head known lu that city. The oilier day, when play ing in the street, lie was run over by a heavy wait'n, the wheels of which passed directly over his he id. Strange to say the only injuries received were a few skin bruises. Denver, Colorado, will soon have one of the finest Masonic temples lu the West, costins not far from J 2't't, 0(J0. It will be seven stones high with a frontage or 1J." feet and a depth of lot) leet. Every girder and lieam throughout the building will bo ot Iron, not even a wooden step or staircase being used. "You'd lie surprised," said a Xew York safe manufacturer, "at the num ber of sham pasteboard sates in New York, and they'ru made so will that any ordinary person would bedeceived. They have a bin iti-s3-Iike apearance and give an cilice a thnlty hiok, all for 55 or Jo, whereas the real article would cost something like 51(A). A small boy recently found a fine topaz ou Bald Face tu'iuntain in ('hat ham (X. II ), aud told it for a small sum to a ihau who reaiied j'j'J for it after it had been cut and polished. Several others of less value have been found in the region, and they are mostly wtiite. So clo e is the resemb lance to diamonds, it is sa d, that only an exjH-rt can tell the d.lK rtnre. The highest p nonal levenue re ceived by a Pio'.estant Episcopal Bishop in this country is said to be that of the Bishop of N't w York $10,01-0 a year and the lowi-si, fl.KJO a year, that of the Bishop of Maine. In England the ranpe. is sta i d at from $2U,(A'J to JT.j.b'W jj r annum. The richest ,l.ipauee outside or the royal family is said to I It. Kondo of the Mining University of Japan. He is the operator of sixteen gold, sliver aud copper mines, and is about to visit the Liike s ipenor mining dis tricts in older to L-et a knowledge of the mining macimry ti-.-d there. A. Cohich, a c. ire'.to mtnufac turer in Plymouth. England, lias just finished, after eight months' work, a miniature of Mount Edgecomlie House, the resilience of an English nobleman of that name, mi l it is made entiiely of cigaieltes. He says that be has put 1),(juij of them tuetlmr to make the toy. The Rothschild mahsion in the Rue LitOtte, Fans, has lieen trans formed Into a museum as a memorial of Baron James Rothschild, who died in l.-fl-S. It was built in the time of Louis XV, and was for some time the residence of (Jueen liortense, mother of the E in pel or Louis Napoleon. The Rothschilds bought it iu 1"2'. Since the Baroness James dieJ, in 1SSG, it has stood untenanted. The average watcli Is composed of 175 different pieces, comprising upward of 2,4'JO fejiarate and distinct opera tions in Its manufacture. The bal ance ha IS 0(1) I eits or vibrations jer hour, 12 !i0.0S0 in 3 I days. l..7,(iS'J,0(lO in 1 year; it travels 1 41-loo inches with each vibration, which is equal to 11 miles in 24 hours, 2'.'.'j miles in ') days, or 3,05-J miles in 1 year. A. novel method is adopted In China to protect camt-r 1 ieons from blr Js ol J prey. An apparatus made or about teu small bamboo tulies is attached to the pigeon's tail in such a way that a shrill J whistling sound is produced by the rush of air across the tubes.