THE M P.Vl l AT BREAKFAST
It It Noble l.orUhlp tnil th Quartette
vt Trailer. .
tti .
ne of tli inrvit remarkable .vghU I
ever a itne.eil a as tniit noble niar
ijuh at breakfast in a Dublin hotel.
The iiot!Hiin ha'l run over from Kn
glantl to ;ittf nl to fforoe vuits and evic
tion" on oue of Li Irinh estates. Tlie
state in question extended over thirty
mile, of 1 f.rn land. A landlord
Leie ia a landlord, indeed. This partic
niar nut.leruan h:Kt achieved great pro-m;iieii-e
duriue hi stay by the singular
and er-iis nt I.tiI that he i.p.a.rtil for
aoiied linen. The Irih j'tens exceeded
itself in dorribing the ahiit of tlie ovmt
noule as he was invariably injlel
M.tItIUH.
lie tame into the cofTee r.xmi je-ter-lay
morning with rather au lrrelute
step and an eje that wavered brhind
his single gla.. His attire wa. kliaM.v
aud hit slnrt all that It was held ! In
be. He w.n about 4. and deuleilly
peevish. one of his traveling com
I an ions had shown up and the M.uqn:'
stood waruim a pair of carele.vilv
i ajed-fi'f h:nd- at t- tire till a wa ter
approached, anil a tffeiet.tial iw ami
whisperwi:
'rerhais !; t-!ih wouiil like to
sit down.''
-Uemmit."
"Ve. iaid I Im wjiter, ayiutia.
tlieticaliy. U w.is appaieut that hi
lordship infant that he was rold and
did not re!i-li :uv interruption of his
reverie lv the the. So the waiter laid a
ti'ive for (our and after a time the moet
iu.bie ManiunsanW in to one of the chairs
-nd fell to examining Ins tinzr naiia.
Me shook hit hrad loorxislr when the
inspection was -oniplet-d and was evi
tentlT eyeing a r.eijlilHring fork, when
a no:.T 1; t tie Kiel cliniau biiMieil in
and, riibbiiijr hi hands briskly, ciied
"ttixxt uiorniDir. ir-xdl uiorninir
m'lawd. How Is it vo.j find yourself
tins tnoiniuj? t.oinl? I'.U? Yt'i'
!'l, though good nioiiiirr."
He held ins hand cut to be shaken.
hi. t the Maiqtus pretended not to
:t. The Krein iiinaii then pushet the
hand alnio-t under i!ie M.ir-iuis no-e
1 no nobleman plowed h's eves) and
yawned piivlilousiy. Then the for
2ner twiddled lii rin?-is with inrred
il e uioii lapulity while the Marquis
,j;ai.d at thi iu stupid:v. I never saw
aiivtliinir m mn!fiti.-, even in taire
comedy on ti e staire. Tlie whole room
wm now in a stale of acouied stis-
ueus: w.illfis tood Mill and eursts sit
wltli folks iioied ni the air. At l.t-t
Uie noble Manrns lifted his left hand
a.'i.t laid "in linger across tlit twiddling
It inters of Ins iiiet. It was nioie, of an
i-isult Ihau his previous action. The
other squeezed his titi(J laptili'oil-ly,
and tin ii .i tall and hue-looking man
t .'. who is a nx ml er of l'arhainenf,
atrde in. II". walked directly up
to l he M.ir-i'ii.- and held out his li.in.l.
l'l.e ho-t pvteudeil his left hand and.
r urhiiijr the outstretched palm with
diew it aaln. Ihiectly ls?hind thela'e
comer wa- tin fouith niemlr of the
j' n IT, u t t'l and hand-ome i ipl.i n "I
ihas'oons.
""llaw, " he said, 'nian'n.
The Maiqiiis aain put out hi left
japp.. slily, and after the dragoon had
sliaken hands with ail the oti:eis lie,
too, eank into his chair. The noble
man is traveling hcie under one of his
minor titles ( Lord Merries, though
veryoue knows pei teclly well who be
is. All Knitlishmeii have a bidden
lorujinc to travel under strange names
in Ireland. All the Marquis' friends
and servants addressed him witli vru
pulous care by his assumed title.
I'resently two of the liveried servants
of the Marquis hurried in with the
breakfast. The three puets waited
until the host was fPivc! :ud wtll un
ter way K-f.ue they ton- l their food.
Then they beau to Utlk. It was an
interesting pantomime. Every time a
joke was made the eyes of all three men
looked sidew ise at tiie Marquis. If he
Ifrluned 1 1 .t'l e was a roar of delight.
It he didn't, theie was a dead silence.
He did uut -ay a won! until he hail titi
ished his choi and then he broke into a
story of the member of J'.irliamcnt
with:
"I ah v-., v !ow shoes now al-to-gethew."
"IKjoii, indeed, my loid?'' ijushetl
the M. 1'., dropping his atory at once
and looking with gnat eagerness under
the table at the nobleman's feet.
'TMUlitful," said the Trenehnian,
radiantlv.
"I Vlis!t good thing to do." bawleil
the dragoon heartily, also lo..-hui un
der the tal l
"lWcauae," continued the great land
ed proprietor, '-they entilate the feet.'
Upon ttiis a l eitect clamor of approv.
al bioke out among the guests and thev
all leaned over and admired tho low
iioes of the nobleman lo au extent that
would have )een :-illy if it had not t'c eu
sickening. 1 lie .M.irqui s.mhi lor.t in
terest in the subject, ami his guests
branched off again, t S'caiiially t bey
addressed him lsuntedly, but he never
looked at and seldom answered them.
He was, in f u t, a.s suilyaud ill bled
a snob as lever saw. 1'in.iliv heanoke
up fronr his appaient stupor again ami
said to his peisonal attendant:
"Wat kins, niore Imu'v ai.d some old
heese. "'
"iiciil.l vour loni.inp ike gorgon-
ola'f
'Ts that the rotten kind?''
The man lowed.
"Uring me some," said the M.uquis
shortly, "I like the ah cltefse 1 1
can waik alone."
the outburst of merriment at this
was over-whelming, arid the thr.'e syco
phants talked cheese till, the Marquis
revealed the fact that he had lost inter
est in the subject by going heavily to
sleep in me ctiair a wiened, shrunk
en, untidy, aloetilv, n.trliugdookiug
bttie person witli a weak chin, a parch
ment skm, and protruding, yellow ish
tenth. The others had Quislied the.r
breakfast, but they . uld not move till
the Marquis awoke. It grew late and
still the host slumteied on. Finally
tiie little rreiiciiman slyly pusheil
big spoon off of the table and it fe'.
wiiii a Clatter mat luoiigiit tlie Marquis
hlvenng ana awake in an upright po
sition in Ins piiau .
What was that he asked sharply.
"One of the I'renrb waiters dropped
a fork, ni lout, .-aid atkins, the ser
vant, quietlv.
"Aawsly ints, foreigners," muttered
tlie ino-t noble Marquis. Then, with.
out a won! t i the eager and smiling
nu n aii und him, he tottered out of the
i ioiu ; awning hideously. The others
t ..oped proudly after him.
Purxleil Cnlnmi Officers.
I'.nghsh customs officers are puzzled
wiiai to io snout goo-i made tu tier
many and France with English marks
put on them, sent to England and then
jeshTpped to other countries as English
goods. If they permit the goods to
pass through diMiei'.it in cat upon
titiglish nianutactuifs, and if they stop
them English vesU lose the job oj
caiiymg me goou.
The husks of reeinsdo not usually
I eel otf and leave as bright and clean
surface as the common shell-bark
I. Itkury, and t j Improve their appear
ance tlie cuts may be placed In a barrel.
a hUie saud added aud the barrel rolled
about until the pecans will be finely
loiist-.pii. Barrel are sometimes ar
ranged with a bearing fastened on each
head and a crank attached to tarn
theot by hand in polishing tbe nuts.
Ot'w John will tmnnrl art ma rf t,m
Czailug Eugllab, and the English will. I
as a matter (t course, our John mors
oi less.
HOUSEHOLD.
IIomint Bctter Cakes. Boll tmt
pint of hotnloj Tery 8ofW nd equal
quantity of corn meal, with a teaspoon
f ul of salt and a tableapoonfol of butler.
Make into a thin batter with three eggs
and a sufficient quantity ot milk, that
is to eay, at least one quart, perhaps
three pints. Beat altogether some time,
and bake them on a griddle or in waffle
irons. When well made and baked
very thin, these cakes are delicious, es
pecially when eaten with maple syrup.
When eggs caunot be had yeast makes
a good substitute. Put a large spoon
ful in the batter, and let It stand sever
al hours to rise, ir the griddle la used,
the te-twayto grease it Is to rub It
over with a piece of salt pork with a
fork. This prevents adhesion, and yet
does not allow the fat to soak into what
is cooked. Nothing sickens one as
soon as the taste of the burnt grease
that earelese' cooks so often give to
breakfast cakes. Another good way is
to have a clothespin er other clean bit
of wood; tie a number of folds of clean
linen on the end. and use this to apply
tbe grease to the griddle. Then linen
will have to be renewed from time to
time. It is more economical and better
than putting it on with a spoon.
nisi tit. Very nice blFcnit can be
made for tea by taking a portion of the
bread dough before it is molded Into
loave, and working into this a table
spoonful of butter. Jet this stand In a
tolerably cool place for four hours,
knead again and let it alone for three
hours longer, then toll, very lightly,
pieces of tlie dough Into round or ob
long biscuits and place close together i n
a greased pan. These must rise for an
other hour, then bake in a quick oven;
or you can make very nice crumpets by
taking one pint of the raised dough af
ter tbe second rising, and working into
it three tableepounf uls of melted butter.
Oeat three egzs aud a half a cup of
sugar together until very I'ght and
work this into the dough, hake in
muitin rings ats-mt twenty minutes.
A s i auk loaf of brown bread may be
tutiired in a most agreeable fashion.
raie enough of it to make tha founda
tion for a i'lead pudding. Add to this
a quarter of a pound of suet chopped
juit as One as possible. Then mix with
this half a pound ot thoroughly washed
English currants, a quarter of a pound
of sugar, fjiir eggs a little cream and
brandy, or sour cider. Ileal the pud
ding until it s-ems light. Thn put it
Into a buttered pudding-dish, and after
tying a cloth over it put it luto a kettle
of boiling water and let it boil for three
hours aula half. A half of a medium
sl.ed loaf is sufficient for the pudding.
It f hould be sent to the table hot with
sweet sauce. One excellent use to rut
home-made wines to is to uss them for
pudding sauces. They may be delicious
sauces whm net very successful as
wines.
A ir.r.u tors whortleberry pudding is
made of one pint of molasses, one tea-
spoonful of soda, one cup of sweet milk.
one tun of terris. Hour euougli lo
make a stiff batter; and spices if you
like the flavor. This pudding is to be
boiled for two hours and a half. A
good way to prepare It for botliDg ts to
butter the iuside of a tin pail, put the
pudding into it, cover it. and set into a
kettle of tolling water, replenish from
the tea kettle when the water evapor
ates.
r.riER-HASOERS l'ASTE. English
paper hangers use a paste of flour and
water which only differs from ordinary
paste in lmg thoroughly boiled, but
after it is made they add glue in tbe
proportion of a lump as big as a walnut
to each quart. A tablespoouful of
flour to a quart of water is their rule.
liter cake is made of one pound of
sugar, half a pound of butter aud eight
eggs, silt and flavoring to suit tbe
aste. Beat the eggs, rub the butter
and sugar together till like cream. I ken
add the eggs, and. last of all, stir the
rice Hour in a little at a time. Bake in
sponge-cake tins or shallow pans.
CrtrAM rrPDixos. Stir together
oue pint of cream, three of sugar, the
yolks of three esgs and a little grated
nutmeg; add the well-beaten whites,
stirring lightly, and pour into a butter
ed pie plate on which less been sprln-
Kiea crumbs or stale bread to about the
thickness of an ordinary crust, sprinkle
over the top a layer of breadcrumbs
and bake.
Hier. Milk. l'ick aud wash tht
rice carefully; boil it in water until it
swells and oftens; add some milk. It
may be boilod entirely ot milk, by set
Ung the vessel in which the rice is in
boiling water; sweeten with white
sugar and season with nutmeg. It also
may ce thickened with a little flour or
beaten egg.
P-ILMETTO It A ITER C'AKE. To
one quart of milk add tbe yolks ot four
eggs, beaten very lightly; mix boiled
nee or hominy to suit your taste, and
add flour enough to make the proper
consistency. .Lastly, beat tbe whites of
the eggs very light and stir in Just be
fore baking. JSuttermilk can be used
Instead of sweet milk, but the acidity
must ie correctei w un a little soda.
t Cii ka r SroNfl e Ca k e. Three eggs.
two tab! es;oDn fuls of water and a tea-
?poontui ot sugar mixea together; a
teaspoon ful and a half of flour, two tea-
spoonfuls of baking powder, and a
pinch ot salt stirred quickly in; season
with a teaspooofiilof cjsenseof vanilla.
or a hair lomon; bake in a quick oven.
It can be baked in jelly-cake pans, and
have pastry cook's cream! enrou, king
or caocol.rte.
Foamino iAVCtE. For puffs and
cottage puddings is made by beating
tne written or ttrree eggs to a sun froth.
dissolve a teacupful in as little water
as possible to use, let it boil for two or
three minutes, take it from the fire and
stir into a small glass of wine, or a
spoonful of other flavor, and tbe whites
of three eggs This should be made
just before needed at the table.
I'ltKAvrii potatoes. Chop cold.
boiled potatoes quite tine, put in a stew
pan with a very little water (this to
keep from burning) add a cup ot milk.
Heat slowly, reason with salt, (a dash
of Cayenne black pepper makes them
dark) and a spoonful of butter rolled in
Hour. When rettei through add
leat?n egg, stir thoroughly, let stand
one minute and turn out.
A rtQUANT flavor Is given to clam
cnowaer by putting chopped parsley in
to it, allowing a teaspoonful to each
plate; this, of course, in addition to the
other and usual flavoring.
Somewhat Chilly. Brown "The
Emperor William is said to be suffering
from a bad cold."
Robinson 'T erhsps he has got be
tween Austria and Russia. Tbe frigid
ity that obtains between Czar and
Franx Joseph is remarkably Intense
just now."
ni-"Handsome woman, that Major
Eold's wife; bns why will she wear
such loud gowns?" She "Out of con
sideration to the Major, I fancy; he is
o shockingly def, don't you know?"
Tbe oyster opener's duty is on the
J raw material.
"ALL XATI03S WITNESSES." j
Tae Tfeaderral Mistakes, er ScIeetUts
, and Educators.
. s . i I
Trove all thin gs" seems, to be the
guiding marlm of the people of this
age. . f - ; '- ' - I
This would be all right, were It not !
for tfce 'know-alls" in every commu
nity, who are sure that every intro
ducer of a new idea is a "crank," and
that every new invention Is utterly
1m practicable. '
The astonishing fact Is that in this
class edueated men and scientists are
found. In the days or George Stephen
son, tbe perfector of tbe locomotive
engine, the scientists proved conclu
sively that a railway train could never
be driven by steam-power successfully
without peril; but the rushing express
trains all over tbe world show how
mu-taken they were. There went up a
guffaw cf laughter at Professor Morse's
proposition to make the lightning ef
heaven his ei rand boy, and it was
proved conclusively that tbe thing
could never be done; but now all tbe
news of the wide world by Associated
I'ress, put In your bands every morning
and night, has made all nations wit
nesses. ltev. Er. Talncage in one of his ser
mons says: "If ten men should come to
you when you are sick with appalling
sickness, and say they had the same
sickness and took a certain medlclne.and
it cured Ihein, you would probably take
it. ow, suppose ten other men should
come np and say. "We don't believe
thai there is anything In that medi
cine." "Well, I say, "have you tried
nr" ""o, I never tried it; but I don't
believe there is anything in It." Of
course you discredit their testimony.
the sceptic may come and say 1 here
i no power in vour religion." "Have
you ever tried it?" "Ho. na" "Then
a vaunt!" "Let me take tbe testimony
of the millions of souls that have been
converted to God, and comforted in
trial, and solaced in the last hour. We
will take their testimony as they cry
We are witnesses!"
The proprietors of Warner's safe
cure have received over 10,000 volun
tary testimonials to tbe efficacy of that
medicine. 1 hese have come from al
most every civilized country, and they
may fairly claim "it has made all na
tions witceshes."
The evidence comes from all classes.
Tlie highest medical authorities, like
Dr. Eobson late surgeon in the English
navy and Dr. WiLson, editor of
Health.' of London. Eng.; and
clergymen of the highest reputation
like ltev. Dr. lUnkln, ex-chaplain of
the V. S. Senate, aud lr. KeudricH of
the Rochester University, one of the in
ternational revisers of the new testa
ment, are among the published wit
nesses. Hundreds of these testimonials h ive
been and are being published. They
can be easily verified. A standing offer
of l',000 for proof that any one of
them is not true, so far as the proprie
tors know, is a fair guarantee of their
gen uiueness.
If a man is suffering from any one
of tbe ailments, of which there are so
many, growing out of kidney derange
ment, is it not more than foolish tor
bim to refuse to try Warner's safe cure
when thousands testify they have been
cured by It?
Ihiuk or it!
The men who refuse to believe that
anything can be valuable because It is
in conflict with old ideas and methods
are the men who "get left" In this
world and go before their time to try
another.
TUe Germans are utilizing a discovery
for banging paper on damp walls. It
consists in coating a lining paper on
one side with a solution of shellac
spirit, of somewhat greater consistency
than tbe ordinary "French polish,"
and then hanging it with the side thus
treated to the damp wall. The paper
hanging is then performed In tbe usual
manner with paste. Any other resin
that is equally soluble In spirits may be
used In place ot the shellac Accord
ing to the representations, this process
is found equally effective in preventing
the penetration of dampness.
A TVisconsin correspondent, believing
that steam must eventually be used foi
machines, suggests that a sufficient lift
ing hold upon tbe air to carry a small
eugine and boiler might be obtained
wun two parachutes, lie would place
them one above the otlier, with valves
similar to those in a bird's wing to re
tard downward motion, while the lift
ing and propelling power would be ob
tained from tbe upper parachute: the
lower parachute, from which would be
worked a long rudder, also to form a
check valve to the upper one, the tilting
of the latter to furnish the propelling
power.
.1 mini on the cars having severa'
thousand dollars in "greenbacks in hit
possession, and fearing to go to Bleer.
sitting in his seat, on account of seeing
some suspicious individuals Iti hu
neighborhood, slyly slipped his money
into the Ititle belonging to the train,
and on the following morning woke ur.
to And his capital gone, and to learn
that the men who slept with their cash
in their pockets hadn't lost a cent.
This fable teaches us that while it is a
good thing to be just sharp enough, it
ta very dangerous to be too smart, and
that when the smart man gets left he
Is the most colossaly left man that ever
was left.
lo make a bronze that shall be a?
elastic as copper, from one to t wo pet
cent of mercury must be added to it.
according to the degree ot malleability
desired. The mercury may be com
bined with one of the metals ot which
the bronze Is made before making the
alloy or introduced to the melted mass
that already contains the different
metals in the proper proportions.
Prof. Xordenksjold has presented a
meteoric block, which he found with
others in 1870 at Ovipak, on the Disco
reninsula, Greenland, to the Helsing
fors Vmverslty. where it has just ar
rived from America, its weight being
about ten thousand pounds.
The following Is an excellent formula
for French shoe dressing: Vinegar, 2
pints; soft water, 1 pint; glue (One), 4
ounces: logwoad chips, 8 ounces; pow
dered indigo, 2 drachms; bl-chromate
potass., 4 drachms; gum tragacantb. 4
drachms; glycerine, 4 ounces. Boil,
strain and bottle.
Tlie following is recommended as a
suitable cherry stain: Rain water, 3
quarts; annatto, 4 ounces. Boil In a
copper kettle until the annatto is dis
solved, then put in a piece of potash,
tbe size of a walnut; keep it on the fire
about half an hour longer, and it Is
ready to bottle for use.
7 he largest locomotive ever built is
now bein made In Sacramento by the
Central TaclSc Railroad. The engine
and tender will weigh 105 tons, and
will be CO feet 5 inches long.
C7ie-m7 gum Is now made from wax
obtained from petroleum. Two hun
dred pounds of wax, thirty pounds of
sugar and some flavoring will make
about ten thousand penny cakes.
While r1in In lh .t . .
.. . ,u u?ci,-u uju cmr
attention should bs given to the adjust
ments of all tbe Jewelry on one's per
son. in order to create an impression of
unbounded wealth, and a lofty indif
ference should be assumed.
FARM NOTES,
Brittle Hoofs. Horses are fre
quently troubled with brittle hoofs,
caused by deficiency of water in tbe
bone. This Is caused in various ways
fever in tbe feet, or tbe common
founder, inflammation of tbe interior
of the foot exposure to fermenting
manure or filthy stables, by which the
horn is satuated with moisture contain
ing ammonia, leaving the foot covered
with mud; or even continued hot or
dry weather or an unhealthy condition
of the system will produce this trouble
in the reet. The horn becomes dry,
granulated, and separates very easily,
crumbling or splintering away, until
there is scarcely crnst enough left to
fasten a shoe upon. The remedy is, of
course, to remove the cause and restore
the moisture. Frequent washing of
tbe feet with cold water, with atten
tion to tbe health and to give the horse
clean bedding and an earth floor to
stand upon, or else a deep bed of saw
dust, will prevent it or cure it in many
cases. Glycerine and water in equal
parts are an excellent dressing for tbe
hoofs. An occasional soft feed, as
bran washed with a little linseed, is
also useful, because it keeps the horse
in good health and cool. Tar is some
times used as a hoof dressing with
advantage, but it needs caution in its
application. '
Many farmers who keep native stock
and a few thoroughbreds, have tbe
habit of giving their best feed to the
latter, allowing their "scrubs' to put
up with any kind of food and accom
modation shifting for themselves, as
the saying is. Barring tbe fact that It
is unprofitable to feed any animals
"scrubs" or pure breds. which do not
come up to a certain standard of pro-4
ductlon. it should be - remembered that
if these conditions were reversed for a
few generations, the natives would
vastly surpass most ot the existing
thoroughbreds for tbe dairy, while the
latter would degenerate to be worse
than the "scrubs." The shortest and
cheapest way to attain tbe best results-
is to improve the natives. They have
the right foundation for our climate
and condition.
IT is sometimes said that a horse
knows more than Borne men about
drinking; be always stops when he has
had enough. Tbe popular idea is that
this does not apply to eating. Yet
where-animals have free access to nu
tritious food they do not gorge them
selves as they will when denied for a
time an J then when ravenously hungry
given a chance to eat all they will.
Cows In early summer will thus over'
All themselves on clover or fresh grans
and become hoven. The Injury to
cows from eating apples is an equally
strong illustration, it never occurs
except the cow be turned hungry into
some place where she can get all she
wants. A grain fed animal is not
nearly so apt to be Injured by getting
at tbe bin as one would be that had re
cently eaten only what it found at pas
ture.
That inuttou is far healthier than
pork as a food has long been conceded
l)r. Randall, the author of several val
uable works on sheep husbandry, Bays
that when the taste lor mutton snail
fully extend to our rural population;
when our laboring farmers shall have
learned, as they ought to learn and
will learn, that eating fat pork the
year around is not conductive to health
and au eularged general economy ; when
they shall have acquired the habit, as
they conveniently could, of killing
muttony habitually for household con
sumption in its fresh state our people,
now tbe greatest consumers of animal
food among the civilized nations of the
world, will become tbe greatest con.
sumeis ot mutton in the world. .
Tables are often published showing
tbe respective merits of tbe different
breeds ot cattle with reference to th.eir
daily products. If the Shorthorn, for
example, beads the list, the impression
gets abroad that Ibis Is the most profita
ble dairy breed. This is Tery mislead
ing. The animal that produces the
most with the consumption of the least
food yields the most actual profit. If
two Jerseys consume tbe same quanti
ty of food as one Shorthorn, it would
be more reliable lo make tbe estimate
of the two Jerseys against tbe one
Shorthorn.
Fotatoes for Sf.ed. A successful
potato grower in Ohio expresses the
opinion that it will pay farmers to
retard tbe sprouting of potatoes in late
winter and early spring by artificial
means, such as cold storage or refrigera
tion in small ice-houses. He believes
that the seed exhausts itself by sprout
ing in the cellar, and its value becomes
thereby greatly depreciated. It is sug
gested that not a little of tbe success
ot the Aroostook (Me.) pototato
growers is due to their naturally late
spring, which keeps the seed from
Brow ing until it is placed in the ground.
Farmers are otten induced to en
gage in dairying by tbe rose-colored
representations presented to them. They
do not take into consideration the facts
that tbe majority of farmers In tbe
country are not adapted to dairvlnff.
Unless a farm produces a large amount
of excellent grass and is well supplied
with pure water. It is uot suitable for
keeping cows for furnishing milk.
There are entire stales and lame nor
tions ot others in which dairying will
never do prouiauie.
THE most critical period in the life
ot a calf is the first winter, but it will
bring no serious risk if the animal has
abundant looa or good quality and good,
comfortable quarters, with freedom
irom parasitic insects.
A rouLTRYxax claims that milk
will give far larger and quicker returns
It fed to fowls than if given to pigs.
Milk he says, resembles in composition
the egg far more than almost any food
it is possible to obtain.
Whkx a board gets loose on any
farm bailding fasten It at once. A nail
in time saves nine, and perhaps as
many feet of lumber.
A THISO or BEAUTY
ler the Tear 18SS Be Sure te liet
One,
A thing of beauty may be a joy forever,
but C. I. Hood & Co., the enterprising pro
prietors of Hood's Sarsapanlla, are quite
content to make a thing of beauty an an
nual affair. Their third Household Calen
dar Is tbe thing of beauty which will repre
sent them, and serve the public durine
the year 1888.
How many of these calendars do roa
publish," was asked Mr. Hood. .
"The exact number of Honsebold Calen
dars we issued for 1H88 was 3,100,000 And
you will And that that odd hundred thou
sand would be considered a 'very large or
der by other concerns who issue calen
dars." Messrs. C. T. Hood & Co. have taken an
other new departure In 18SS, and bare
issued Hood's Office Calendar, magnificent
in aize and attractiveness. It is like tbe
Household Calendar only very much
larger. On the back the marvelleua'growtk
l U L Hood & Co. 'a business is illustrated
but finely lithographed pictures of tbe Ta
rtans buildings tbe Arm has occupied in
cluding their present mammoth laboratory.
The figures on the pad are big, and alto
gether It is Just the thing for one's office or
place of business. Owing to its very great
coat the charge for tbe Office Calendar is
twenty-fire cents, sent by mail.
Copies ot tbe Household Calendar may
be obtained al the drug stores, or by send
ing six cents In stamps to O. L Hood &
Co.. Lowell, Mass.
Fasting without almsgiving is a
lama without oil.
Johnnie, a brlebt "boy of s'x years.
while being rrxed up for school, observ
ing his little oveicoat much tbe worse
for wear and having more mended
places than he admired, tnrned quickly
to his mother and asked:
"Ma, lsparlchr
"Yes. very rich. Johnnie; he is wotth
two million and a halt."
"What in, ma?"
"Oh. he values you at one million.
me at one million and baby at bait a
million."
Johnnie, after thinking a moment.
said: "Ma, tell pa to sell the baby and
buy us some clothes."
A little boy who had lost a pet sheep
through death was somewhat csnsoled
on visiting a cemetery one Sunday af
ternoon.
"Mamma." he said, as be discovered
a number of marble figures of lambs on
the tombstones, "I guess I ain't tbe
only one that's lost a sheep. There
seems to be lots ot 'em buried here."
"Ma." said Bobby, running into the
house, "you said that if I did a real act
of kindness this afternoon 1 could have
a piece ot pie, and I've just done it."
"What was the act of kindness Bob
by?" Inquired his mother while he ate
tbe pie.
And Bobby replied between the bites:
"A eat came into our back yard and I
didnt stone it,"
Little boy "Fa. why do bald-
beaded men occupy the front row at the
theatre?"
Father "Because they have no hair
to obstruct the view."
"Ma," said Bobby, "I hit WUlie
Waffles to-day. and he didnt bit me
back."
"It was very wrong for you to do
such a thins:. Bobby." said his mother.
"aud Willie was a good little boy not
to return the blow."
".No." went on bobby, "he didn't bit
me back 'cause he dassent; but ma,
you ought to have beard him swear."
SpRirxjs "How much older Is your
sister than you, Johnny?" Johnny
"I dunno, Maud nster be twenty-five
years, then she was twenty, and now
she ain't only eighteen, 1 guess we'll
soon be twins."
TIM SnMtK ilrl lo Scbool.
Sbe s Mia sweetest girl ill scbool! en
thusiastically exclaimed one young mias
to another, as t liry pa-sed down the street
rogeturr. "bdltb la so Kind, ana genue,
and nuselfisb. every one likes her. And
be has lovely colden hair and pretty eyes.
lin't it a piuy ber complexion i so bad; it
spoils her looks. And then she has such
dreadful liealacbes!" Tbe fiirls skipped
aJoDff, but it happened Edith's mother
had beard what they said. It set her think.
ing. Whst could be done for those head
aches and the rousb. muddy complexion.
that was such a trial to her gentle daugh
ter, bbe recalled what she had read of Dr.
Pierce's Gohlee Mediaal Discovery, and on
the spur ot the monw nt she slipped Into
drag store anil boSttliX a supply. Edith
took it faith lully, with the result that it
cleared her disordered blood, relieved the
headaches, tnade her skin soft, fair and
rosy, and now she is not only tbe "sweetest
irl in school." but the most beautiful.
Our belief or disbelief of a thing
does not alter the nature of a thing.
Oft obscure the road that leads to health,
Unmarked by board or sign ;
Wisdom avsils not, powerless is wealth
To sooth those aches of thine.
But do not despair, with life there's hope,
a lie cloud conceals the sun;
With Pierce's Favorite Prescription at
band
Yon life's full course may run.
More truth than poetry in these lines, as
thousands of ladies all over the land now
blooming with health, testify to the great
curative powers of Dr. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription, adapted by much research
and careful study to the happy relief of all
those weaknesses and ailments pecnliar to
females. All druggists.
A coxcomb is ugly all over with the
affectation of tbe fine gentleman.
C- h-e-o ! C-ti-o-o 1 1 C-h-o-o ! i !
Don't sneeze, sneeze, bawk, spit, bl ow,
and disgust everybody with your offensive
breath. If you have acrid, watery dis
charges trout the uose and eyes, throat dis
ease, caubinif chokiug sensations, cougo,
ringing noises in bead, splitting headache
and other symptoms ot nasal catarrn, re
member that the manufacturers of Dr.
Ease's Catarrh Kemedy offer, in good faith.
S300 reward for a case of catarrh they cau
not cure. Tbe Itemed j is sold by druggists
at only DO cents.
A wise man should bave money in
bis bead, but none in bis heart
Con. a f ii pi li surely Cmred.
To tbe Editor : Please Inform your res-ler
that 1 liavs s positive remedy fur me above
BioM diaesae. by us Umely rue thousands ot
hopeless ciwa have been permanently cured. I
shall be f ;d to send two boit.ea or my remedy
rsKB to stay of your readers wbo have consump
tion IX ibey will send uie Ureir Kxpress aud 1. u.
address. Hespectmlly.
T. A. bLOCXM, M.C., 1S1 Peart St, S. Y.
Your character cannot be essentially
injured except by your own acts.
Fraaer A ale Urease.
There is no need of being imposed on if
yon will insist on having the Kraxer Brand
or Axle Grease. One greasing will last
two weeks.
Good company and good conversati m
are the slnues of virtue.
"Taylor's Hospital Cure for Catarrh" can
now be tad on ten day's trial without
chart e from the City Hall Pharmacy, li4
Broadway, New York. All wbo softer
from this diseass should write there at
once- Free pamphlet.
The best way to make a name is
to
bave an aim.
Itbeumatism originates In lactic acts In tlie
blood, wtilcn settling In tbe joints causes the
pains snd aches of tbe disease. Hood's barsapa
nlla cures rheumatism by neutralizing the acidity
of the Mood, snd firing it richness and vitality
Try Hood's Saras panua.
2"ovelty
pleasure.
Is the great parent of
- srotsmrlike canns maney curs for Dropsy,
Gravel, brifiu'a, liean. Urinary or Liver Disease.
ervouaoeiM, 1c Cure guaranteed. Otttoe, Jl
Arch St. 1'aiub 11 a botue. for U.0J, UruuMM.
Try u.
Xo one knows the weight of another'
burden.
"ROVAL Gl CK mends anyUunct Broken Chi
na,Gus, Wood. Free Vials at Drugs lira.
Borrowing is the cauker and death of
every man's estate.
Renrolvers
Kiflos
Or... ' '
Breecboadin donb! Rbobrun at S10OJ- HitiTl.
barrel breechloader at 4 to I3; Breeeh-loa ,3
b:fle frt'In e3.5o to 15; lont4e barrel MozxleoadtMtf
Sbuuuna ax ta io to J; Heixvtimr ILlBm. laliKer
ifr to Itevolven irora 41 to fc& bend attuiu t jt
liluatnted Cctln,n. A.ldr-, '
liUEAf ft K.STEUN (il.S WORKS, PltUbnr.Pi.
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KOLIHERSand their Widow
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ni-!-f- nMI SrsatlUgllUI
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""tw out M ana at Ce. a bus by Oeaiari
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nUntlMk. Ktiorthaad. c tburouarhlr tauirlu
by mall. Circular Ins, Bit
mi ataia nt, isunaio. ji. 1.
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"AST'S tuLLtuE
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to Soldier and Batra. Bead for etr
i TiTv V HE" urui
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S "SRotBunn J3teseao
For The Nervous
The Debilitated
The Aged.
a ima. -will I. laa-r santrrewl frM
"ITO1CW Bin BVirHUiiu mia aw- - - l
Tonxa, Sbalitat6d. and tbe mtM. by TOtrtbiniiiaT tl
bwt nerve tonir. Celery end Cocm, with oth-r effec.
mt TfSDedlett, vnicxi, smntr trendy out emciruuj
on tbo kidneys, liver and bowels, reniore dl
trntonatnagtixMAd renew TtttUity. Tin
Ci.Rines
Whound
rTf flU pl bPTvHofore iinoocnpW. nl mark"
new era in the treatment of iiervoitt tmubk
Overwork, anxifty, dwe&Mi, lay ti foundation of
tM-rvooa prrwtraUon and weaknci. and experience
tau -Kswva that that lisnisj rpmaMlpfa dO TOOt Uiend tO
train and paralyais of tbe nervous Bywtxm.
BMomnseiHWkd by pracerMionai ana nowmi two.
Sood fur circular.
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WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO, Proprietors
BCBLDSbTOX VT.
WEILS
hair
BALSAM
restores ray
Hair to origi
nal color, aji
eleg-exitdreas.
Idk, aoftens
and beautldes
KoKreAKe nor
oil. A Tonie
RestoratiTe.
JTsTenu hair
comlnfr out ;
strengthens,
cleanses and
heals scalp.
60c Druggists
.(.WELLS,
i mmf CUft J.
ROUGHonCATARRH?
- I'hhUv-1 for fsUrrhjU tixrt
atTactdtina. fool brsxath. ofJenslre odora, aore throat.
aipfatbarla, eoia in lam i
CATAaam.77 aaa, Strom- K-
WEUi, raf?7 lair. .
LOOK YOUNG
aa toayooeaa.pr-
ent tr-naency vowr.
khea or astiri ot ta
kin by TUflnsj
LEAURELLt OIL
Umm-rmm sad prwenia
Wrtakies. ana rtvustft
am of Float, or mkia
pi e i rem m youthful,
plain p. ti-n condition
(of th fUirt; r
movfj fklinpiej. clear
l am complexion, in
mlT ubsrane known
'.hat tn rrval m4 mr.
sU t e . Xm w H V la
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ru CUf. ft. 4.
WANTED:
ONE AGENT F0U THIS COUNTY,
To take orders for in:arging SMALL i'HOTO
t.KAI'HS into
LIFE-SIZECRAYON PICTURES.
The pictures are really beauilfuL. Litcenea
f Damn i ecu. A (relit a cau eaaiiy xt order a.ul
make a large txujrai&sioa. A'Jdre-is,
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After all otl"sr fail consult
320 H. Uta St., below CallowhUl, Phils-, Pa.
SOvearszpeneaceinallSPKrlAI,dieasea Per
aiaaeatly restores thoas weakened by aarly indisCT.
tiooa.ac t'allorwrite. Advice frea and strictly oae-
11 our : ntm. tin . ami 11019 cvcaioas.
I GURE FITS !
Wbe I aay core 1 do nrt meftn tT,Tly to Btrp tbata
loraumaaiKitben bva thrn Mara vra)n. 1 mn a
radical cure. I hare madit th diwass oi KITS. KPUr
KPSr or FALLING bl :4.N kS.S a lif-loa udy. I
a arrant my rmnedy to enra tbe worn ca-a, Becanaa
ibata bavts failed ia no rwaaon for ot nuw racwvin a
earn, hand ttnne fr a tmt ! mod a Ynr-m boitl
of rn InfaJht.lti rttmedj. Oivs Kipixs and Pot Ottiea.
B. itt. ROOT. 31, CM 1 ba Vvurl bl lSew Vork.
JOPJES
PAYSthefEICHT
ft Toi Waaoa Hcalra,
IrM lverr, aire! Ecartcga. Iiw
ImImiuiI Ream ftii tw
SGO,
Bm.ic hrale. fmt tr prm Ka
Mrln th is pacr mm4 M rMg
JIMS IF IHlflHAHTtl,
BlM.Ui.UTON. N, V.
AXLE GREASE.
wt in th World. Mad-onlrbTth Frvr-r Lnbric
e m
hat JwTi!fm!lr!;,.w?,r7n0IP,an'; pccU,lar i,rapnt dmirirtrts. under at positive msrsnlee, f rom the manufartnrers.
2ti,4?lS ThisKut.u.
THE OUTGROWTH OP A VAST EXPERIENCE.
Dr. Plercea Favor
ite Preacrlption is tbe
outgrowth, or ruault, of
this irreat and valuable
experience. Thousands
of trotiinonials. received
from 4aticnta ani from phyHicians who
bave tested it in the more afmrravat-cd and
obstinate cam which had batlied their skill,
prove It to be the most wonderful remedy
ever devised for the relief and cure of suf
ferinif women. Jt Is not recommended as
a cure-oil." but as a most perfect tipecilio
for woman's peculiar disease.
at cuwvnni id
vifforatluaT loulc. it
imparts strength to the
whole erstem, and to the
uterus, or womb and it
appendages, in particular-
For overworked.
A Powerful
Tchis.
worn - out.'
rua - down debiJi Luted
teachers, milliners.
dressmakera, -am
stresses. shon-kfirls.'
iiouseke.pers, nurs-
inir mothers, and feeble wnmen r-ner. Jl v
Ir. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the
irreateat earthly boon, beinir unequaled as
an appetizing cordial and ret4rattve tonic.
It promotes digestion and assimilation of
food, eun-a nausea, weakness of stomach,
inditfcsUou, bloat iiig and eructations of gua.
XREJLXITTGr
A Boon
To Womeh.
Many times women call on their family physicians. BuiTerinr tw 4m , .
another from liver or kidney disease. anotliefS.nVieri TShTu 'i " oVTrlt, J,lm ?Ps1a. another from heart jJises.
t bey sll present alike to themselves and their easy-solna- an d in trerent! o?7tK. , T- iDO!ber w,th P""n here or there, and In tha "7
3 Physicians
Failed.
Mr. V X . m
Eoat B.'irton, Jlaw. says: -Five yea aro I
was a dreadful sulTerer from uterine troubles.
Havmar exhausted tbe skill of three phyHi
cians.1 was completely discouraged, and so
. . wcwa wiuia witn aitncuity erosa th kwnm
atone. I beiran takinir Dr. Pierce s Favon PresriminI!;
usm the local treatment recommended In his Smnn fJSl
Medical Adviser.- I commenced to improve at one? in
months I wss ixrfectly cured, and have had nn .'i three
wrote a letter to 'm family Jaje? brieHr rS2r,TUbte ?.,noe- 1
health had been rest, .red. anl oaenne w n i?w,mT
tp any one writins; me for them. aridncl n tIl'li'CU anl
1'Z "rtV- 1 received over four kindred tSedne,U'P
I have described my case and the ttmeJTJ.if? J ""P1
nestlysd vised them to 'do likewise t'U!dJ.nd have ear.
received second letters of tMnkT .J? i?7?i m"Vr,1 hav
menced the u of Ksrorite TprScJifi o?. thT2. h,J1 cnm'
required for tbe Medioal AdvSeTlSl .hd "T?i ,he
treatment so fuUy and plaitjv S. "d , , rP"l the local
better already." H i-a do" n therein, and were much
rreat deal of Rood InnJ& TZZZ T1TTilrt,nn b do"
for which I took Two hZftlZItl SmPt2Te!0,, of thB uterus,
am now feeling hTa aVffe't wonan!"' PrrcriPtioa'' and I
theaeiarti i'S"? with thr or foui of thebii dSctora ii?
and two of the'WerMMlSj -LhLS5T? t.bree 'of S
bottles of the Putative PlletT- iZ77L1n mn aJf
walk sll I care uZmVa 1 am In bStVr Wlrh ?hTJ iTrk and ew ""O
i-i . . t r. u-nnij apht. The fol-
x f.atia" " . ..
, fl.ta T-onllpS to o opstionB
rowing arc .
of a written examination in geography
In the secondary gmuo vi a
school:
Question "Tell bow many oceans
tbeieare in tbe world and name them."
Answer "There are six oceans, the
Atlantic, Taciflc, Arctic, Antarctic,
Indian and Adjacent weau.
r., mva In vour own words
the difference between a cave and a
mountain. '
Answer "One Is a bump m ana tbe
other is a bump out."
Question "Tell in your own woras
Iiaw a rlvftp la eAnraafritjJi On the DiaD.
and then giye the definition of one."
Acswer "Wlien you see a macs,
thing on the map like a lot of augeN
warms a!l together, that's a river, but
a real river, of course, is water instead
of angel-worms."
ax Awfcl Blunder. "Why did
.you not get up and give her your seat
or permit me to give ner miner" sa u a
a woman to her husband. They bad
just got oil a car. The woman's face
expressed great anxiety of mind.
'Why should we give her a seat?"
tbe husband asked; "just because she
was richly dressed, I suppose," he
added.
" Is it possible that you do not know
herl" the wife exclaimed.
"Of course; I am not supposed to
know every well-dreesod woman that
comes along."
Oh. James', she is our cook, and I
am afraid fbe-wiil treasure up against
us our lack of courtesy."
"Why didu't you tell mef'-tbe hus
band exclaimed.
The woman did not reply, but, trem
bling violently, leaned heavily upon his
arm.
A Wokk of Art. I will place
your landscape In tLe window, but I
must Insist that you put your name ou
t in large, plain letters," said tbe pro
prietor of a New York art store to
Dauber, wbo ia a youug amateur ar
tist. Why do you insist on rny name be
inir so prominent?" asked Dauler some
what surprised.
"1 am conscientious about this mat
ter. I want it known that you painted
the picture. I don't want an unjust
suspicion to fall on some innocent par.
ty."
"Do yon know, Miss Carter," said
Mr. Yorply, "that I have a pred lection
ror looking back?" "Just like pa when
he failed, he kept looking back all the
time; he was atraid the Sheriff was
after bim." "No, no, you mistake me;
I mean looking back into the past re
verting to the days of our fore athers,
a hundred years ago; I sometimes wish
I had lived in those days." "I'm sure
I wish you bad, Mr. Yorely."
Aha. I Miss Ciara "Why do they
speak of the young men about town,
Ethel, as 'gilded youths'?"
Miss Ethel (whose lifth season is rap
idly slipping by) ".Because they are
largely made o brass, Clara."
Toston's Ui Boy. "I had a
strange dream last night. I dreamt
that Sullivan died and went to heaven."
"Well?" .
"St. Teter said he couldn't come in,
and four guardian angels backed him. ''
"Well?"
"Well, Sullivan was inside before I
woke up."
"Bully for him."
A Debtor's Mtstaue. Delinquent
"I thiuk, boy, that in presenting this
hill so often you are causing me undue
annoyance. "
Boy "Dat ain't undue, sir. De boss
ajs it's overdue."
The llotulieHt Man In Town,
As well as the liauil&omest, au.l others are
Invited to call on any (IriiRKlst ami gel Jren a
trial bottle of Ketui' lilHuni lor tae Throat
and Lung, a rcnicnv Hint is se.ling eunrcly
upon lis merits and is iruarauieed to cure and
-eneve a:i Chtonlc and Acute Couirh. Asthma.
Tom-hilis and t unsumpilon. Large bott.es,
i cems and
Hoie Is the parent of all effort aud
'MVitr
Am a soot b I n c
and lrruKlhenlii(
ntrvine, " f avoriu
ITtwription " is un
quait-d ana is invaluable
in ailayiiifr and sulidu-
, . , , . . " rinutim.
Jty. Irrltabllitjr, eiliauBiiou. proMratioo,
ijyHteria. 8aiiins and otlier distnwinir,
nervous symptoms commonly attendant
upon functional and organ 10 disuise of
trie womb. It induces n-freehinr aleo
and relieve mental anxiety aud de
spondency. r. lerces Favorite Prr.rrlp.
oi Is a lea-ltlmate mrdiclur,
caivfully oompoundVd by an experienued
and skiUful physician, and adapted to
woman s delicate organization. it M
pJiIJ y.iTe?rtabl,0 118 composition and
perf.vtly Wmleas in iu efleCTs In anr
condition ot tiia nvan-m '
In prrnnancfF.'
vorlte PnnjJtion ia
a "mothers cordial."
A Mother's
Cordial
raieTinjr nausea, weak
ness of stomach and
other distresslns; sytnp-
Miuii voramon to that
- ww Va e wu. pi prepares)
THE! TATlPa-nvrr-
... .....
1 couldrot walk two
A SCDTHiNS
Keryihl
Tyoice
I From Caufdrmia.
!? Bad tak your 'Favorite Prescription' two luontbs.
could walk all over the city without inconvenience. All itf
troubles seem to be leaving- me unoer tbe bemirn influence or
your medicine, and I now feel smarter thsn for years before. Mr
ph,i e?n" to,d tht 1 could not be cured, snd therefore yo
will please accept my everlasting thanks for w hat vou have aoo
lor me. and but God bless you in your (rood works." ,
Ijiter, he writes: " It is now four years since I took your
ortte Prescription. and I have had no return of the Ion
trouble I had then."
P.'" " Ever rasv-Mrs. Join. Ptfwaet. of CMTV
r-JLUf r'J wih to Inform you that I w
7iZH for r0'0" 1 thnk TO"' medicines. I took tl"'.
mnl VT " Prescription and one bottle of your
o?nlrJi,Wl.' of the Pellets.' All of the rad eymptom'
ni'?pP"tl I do all my own work : am able to be on my tt
' T mends tell me I never looked so weiL"
Wrt Lory Botntm 91.00. Six far $SjOO.
.1?" mta ,n stamps for Br. Pierce's lsnre. illuitrsMd
xTeatlse (10 parrea. paper 00 vers) on Diseases of Women.
Address, World's DUpensary medical association,
No. 093 KllB Btreet, BVTTi. N M
Aged People
Whose blood ha become mia or ttnaa-.
especially lisirfe to attacks of nreotaarHnri'
tbu weakness caUsd "general 4a. Ui, .
pains snd aches of the former an riief.
Hood's BirsaneTilla, wnica purine &nl iu..
the blood, while It also tones sod bniiai n, '
whole system. Try Hood's Sarnaparuu ana
ire the peculiar benent which It (ires.
My wife and mys It were both renerar
down. Hood's Sarsa par Ilia brought tu oj08
that tired feeling, and made tu teei ute j.1
people again." Kicamo Hawebxset Im
vide. Lone island. N. Y. ' tJ'
Hood's Sarsaparilia
Sold by all druggists, ft; sis for v r-r,m.
only by r, L UooD Co., Love l. Mast.
lOO losei One Dollar
UTsf r V ??nnT
EEAD STJCPIC1CS and CTirT,
This fieaeiy Eslieve a:i Ci.
If Ynil are """"''n"1 wit'i. or slreny
111 Uu Jirigul's lu;jisc, or I'rinury trouU
If Ynil narp sediment in urine like S.rlckdu
II I lU freaimtit ralis or K.-t.-mjur, anj;
(lisirfess or pi-essuie in the lurM,
If Ynil havc ,J,me Tliu-k. Puciinurttoto. Etin.
II I U U injr, Ai'tuiJK- Tains in side ot Lipa,
If Yrtll hove or T'ropsy, cr seamy
II I UU irilfb colonni urine.
If Vnti bv Malaria. Torpid I.h-er Ttto--.
II lUU liar! flouts lever and Aue, or
If Ynil b"1' Irritation. Ppasnnidic Sirictu
II I OU or Catiurn of tlie iliad.l. r.
If Yfill h?T M-OOD humors. PlmrW tk
ll I UU iiiiml Weakms, or i-unw.
If Ynii nave Stone in KidnPT.ortiravt iin tlkA.
II I UU dr. hUl'Osriof urine or lmtiUuit,
If Ynil havc P"r Appetite, Rad Taste i ' ,
II I UU breath, or intkusai. feumt lever,
RltilrlC ypn.uiokly a run-down coimitutioo.
DlillUO 1oii t iM.-silcut early symptom.
tlSBT IIOSI tod KlCST TO TSISrOT'
Prepared at I'l.-pTMnrT-ltervmim-ndMl b nm...
fh?iiuui "Invalid.' Cuule tu Html.' Inr "AatiaJJJ
1 II Genuine have Ir. Kilmer's liacuea ca
CII ..nt iif. anil limiil. wniiiik.ni
O-IJ
tir all list ctibTs. and lis. Kuan a r.
oDIU liintfhamtou, J
on, ' . .
1.00 Sii Bottles SSM
TiIARVELOUS
DISCOVERY.
V bally eollke filarial arte.aa.
Amy book tearaed lo oae readlag,
fleconimeiided by Ma T r. Ricma Poewa
fbe S-ileB'.li.t. H-jna. W. W. At..s. Jrn.a t koZ
a a, lr MiKOa, e. Cla of 1.0 c'nlumlil U aa
denta; SJU at Borldea ; T" at Norl h ; aft totrji
trokjace; two cke if earh at Yale, ij u r
ieniuV of Pnn. PLUa ; ' at Welllet CoUa u
tnreo lanr el, at Clialauirua fultcnuj, a
VxvaLkWtid roT nie tr'in
yaof. lAJIbKTTE. 3 n Elfth in. New Tta
ELY'S
M a nntl
CreamBa!m gg
Cleanses the F3r?r?fIU CMVll
Nasal Passaic.
Allays Pain and
In II a min ation.
Heals the Sores,
Kestores the
Senses of Taste
and Smell.
Try the Cure. HAY-FEVER
A part1rl t pp!1-d into erh nontrll tnl It trr
hie, Jnrw SnrMitnaT 1 'riitfbrirT. .by nia 1 rivit-re4,
Mi eta. KLV kit Os.. iti drwuwii'ti t., o-l
EXHAUSTED V1TALIH
k Great Medical Work for Younf
and MiddIa-AgJ Men.
KKOW TKYSELFtsl
I' .f.I4llK1 br the PEA BOUT )VW
at. ITTI Tfc. IS.. 4 Htillfla.aM-llo-.-a.
Maaa. WIM.tl. I A It K I It, M-IU
t oautiiiK t'by vscl&o Mora tbam une nill.it.
old. It ir-au u poo iCerwou inJ fhval.al l-an,:
hratnaturo loclita. KtbattatHl VttaitT. lmrW
Vigor aud Impuridaa of tin- liloo-1. aud th unto!4
Biirraa coaievju-iil tvTcott. C -'. a a su pat,
ulAiaatla! ut-o d bin im-t. fuU gilt. Wrrui4
tii ( I- jular tailr-ai tfatlae puiilti'ieu is it
tne Halt laniMJifia. Kiic only $i if mail ;o:pi4.
aod conceaeii in a pliu wrxn-r. JUuminum
! mjvVe frr it you Ktil iwWT. Addrci
I t-MJ H OHO; 0ft
Iruiii buaiuMM . uwtad by lU jHati W ,tl c imt. uia
-y Aivb .fntla, n .-ir: v . f. 1 1 4 . u t r.u
the syptrm for dcHverr as to (rrratlf
hson, and mauv tunn almoot utm ly do
away with the euflerinKS ot tLat uymf
ordeal.
"Favorite Pre
scription" Is a
poaitite en re fnr
the luoft otinipliratrd
and otiFtiiiHto cas
of leucoi rlies. or
Cures the
Worst Cases.
-wnites.' nn-i"i
uowiiik- u mommy ptiikir. psitixui hm-u-strustion,
unnatural suppression, prtilap
sus or falllns; of the womb, weak back.
female weakrtess." antevereion. retrover
sion, bearina; - down sensations, chronic
congestion, inflammation, snd ulceration
of the womb, inflammation, pain and
tenderness in ovaries. accompai.red wit"
internal heat."
mmm Favorite Prrsrrlp-
r- tl o ii, when taken In cd-
rOn THE netUon w ith tbe use of It
Z, ifc pierce s Golden Mimical P
ImBrV covery. and small iaiativa
IU"tl. d-r, v i,r. i-j.-rees lUr-
atauvc eiieia ii.itoc
Pills), cures Liver, Kidney sod lilsdder U-
Maf Th.i. MmKi.k.1 k.i , - li.. rmClVt
blood taints, and alNillhes canoerous aoa
scrofulous humors from the (vstem.
twi- tt -
Mrs. Ed. M. Cakpbtxl, of OaUir1. Cali
fornia, writes: "I bad bn tioul-leo all
omirt, writes: r bad tMn unur iru
."j me witn nystencai at tae uu i
oxysma, or spasms, and periodical recur
rences of severe headache. .ut in 1 hsyj
been usmir your Favorite prescription ' I
I also tiad womb complaint so bd tttst
blocks without the most severe Iin. tu5
ilGRFAf.