i
JK CARi l l'li WITH FIREARM
S.uiMi Ii Xoer Fool Willi
Kith.-r it Han or a I'isiol.
ftr h.ui.llf flrp.iinia c.iri-lesIy. I
u- d to d it, but of late years it wakp.i
li. e boil t' have iinyliotly point a Run or
I i-t d toward uif. Two events In my
l.rV have done more to inspire within
ii. e a wh ill foin 5 respect fur rirrarim
ii. .in aiivthit g el-e ever liapptneil
tti :nt.
H I . n I w:u i.boiit l't yean eld, I
I -i-i lou- d a si nitiii of a i hiini.
"I ; ;t !tnilod'.'" :s t It- ti r-t pii-Mtion
I a-Ki-1.
.o." w.i.t ti.i- u pl;., mi I I, Iii" a
. .-', i t tl wli tt li -ail.
On :'.: w.iv !:-tim vt.th K, I lt:-t ;n-
,.' !.l l I,..-. V. i.'i It-nail llodill bt-lillld
t ! t- -'i id!- I . s i- 1 .it'pr'tarln d, Indian,
! i-i: I , .i! t l.l -f, IJII-t do Ii. V
, ,r , I ti - t : ri t! . - "fiNii.i: t
I to t.-i, until, nh n Wi
lli. a.:-, in-t, : -iiow tit.it lifwa.- plainly
in iuv ..'a.:. I rut the mn7lf ot the
t:,. . :, t .i - 'in and pnlird the
I r:,",-t-i .
I ti.oiul.t i: inoie nf Uif ciii'iiin--r.i:
. it..' ', i , :..;'. v.ht-n I l-e-;.iii
at. ...-4 t.K' -fid toniitl that il wa
-.1- 1 ..p. I C..I.M ii. .t blow llai. n-l,
1;. I';... ,u :i,':u ip I p'a'-ed It on tin
inpl an.: : - t- ti." trout dour,
p'l.a-l t' f t. i and away .-ho t-n',
n . : ! . a r " j i i-t' a -a --Kt-t la- nriijl.boi
f..i i :. 1-aro:..,.l. ,,t.. iillt-tl tla- leave-
a l i.fir'. In i- : as full of li
as a -kin. in :.
1:.. :. I i: ..iS::.t t Toin, into v.ln i
f i e I I, ad --. i;...'d t!..' ynii. The f.o t
-. a' i . i.a 1 bt-i-otiif tlalnp alone
j i t-i : , 1 liie 'iii ti'ttn beinir 'i -:
'..i;l.-' d .:: ! i i .' 'r..i.i's head 'i.'i'
-m:t in t. . :,s.
li,. i:-h I. ;s :,f fi life wis a ii,-. and
! i.iii .I a .li i...:. siii-i tiave at an niih
i-', .-r iit.w in-. ..I'- wt-i.M have bttn
l... t .1 ;f. t : : ; : i i inv b-i i-4'i ra.e
;:., ' ..- i.a 1 V.- tl i.i'.i'.'.l. " I VoW.tl
.i v. w ai '.!:.. t t.n.e :..t'i I" be i.in
i - : 1 : lit.' tin-.
t t;;f in. -1 i iifuni!. !..!- oti ui ; i-d af
t.r I ! a 1 .'iniui ti :i:aii!."i'.l. I w:-.
- a:. I l.z . :i a ) .i'- I Limber, b;-.iv rn
Li.itd .i. t:,' t- it.n; iiiinbei'. when,
I., al :: l "i i: k' i eliliel Ille. 1 tuili- d,
a: ,d ii . '-'-" I.i" triit ui t"-i: t..i an
.11 li.v int. -i t t t.t ii a: tnv hrad. and
- ;.!.: j aln: b.ui. '. . I - miu.le
. ( t i.e -i.ii v .1 - . . i i v -: f t from io
i .. :, .in ! 1 .- ... '1 j..-t si..ii; t d it a! nte.
II. -.. . a ma.. ." i . .it s ..i.i. and, under
': t :.: ,i: .: : i .: Iltat faint u.-l
in- . I .-.i:d: '
"V.'H fi'! !" I. "iil. I to kn.t'A
i'. : i t i i : -n.o a 'iin at a fellow"
;.. ...''. t .. : i " u.iv."
-A .- . j .'. i'.. -aid' I.e. '-it i-i?
li a i ..-. !.'"n t!:at"
!'. i :,:!-.- .! .i . I t ea lj iin itioui.il
I it for :i:"t" il .-.ii .-ix iii"i::iis, and
I i, '..v it : :, l."
! :..a's '..-. the reason von tlti'l
:. v a .;, r !. ;:' al -out it," said I.
"Wait, i.i'u. iiiii'n- making mi It a
f -..i i'.it it, I'm it.it lo jiet a i a
.: -i a v -. i . lU'le hold the -jiiii ti.i
I i . b '
!..: I..- was pi: e I ran tin' rami. . I
il.iun tl..- I ai i 1 and i .uiid thai it wa-
1'M't-d.
U I..-:: ! :-!.: i.' d u ' h a e.ip I it-ln..'.'-l
ti..-' 1 .md I .-placed it with II
i.i a 1 '. ,.i.; ;:.' tia-iin upward I
; ..iit .! 1 I.i' 1 1 j, t t, a la! .i 1 1 .rt I olio wed
ti.i '.: in -.rltii li in .tidy kiitn-keti
iia- -.n ; : e iun.l i i' p;V and i:n-til the
1 - a' n :t : . 's i.a; i on t--i.il.
What d.i o:t tl.n.k now. I a-kt t).
- . II." -aid In-, 'that's (he l.t-t
t .mi- I -!...!! ".lit a i;::u at auboilv if 1
I I I. - 1' ' ' . ,,i -. "
A tl.in.;- i ap alone -avt-d me that
t'.u..-, a: d K.uiuli I : ' nd not have
ti.i. t.. I i.iiiie, y. t !.. event would
have I ;:!. ted n.y b st til more -f-I.
i tna'.'.y ti:an tin- I'.i-t t-ue, i"V itwou'.il
ni d'tiibtt '.! have t 1- . il my head oil'
lav iti'.tit-i -, a: d a nam wln lilttl-:..in-e'I
:u t !: tt t.'ii!i:io:i can but .ir
kimwli tli.it hi-Lie i-. in :i Hit asure.
M.nl.tt d. a'"l hi- Intate plan- and pr-s-j
l i t- .-, II.' w hat ill'.. 1 l't fed with.
1 leu 't f " -1 i I'll (ileal in-. If a cull
: !o nit-1, an i eveivbotly knows it i-
i -'.uli -1. t!i--ie I- i U'e danger. It i the
.ii an I tif l.v.'iver which 1- no!
i,,a i. d tint . s ..',1 and k-iiis f.i'.ks. o:
ii .a; in - 1 1, t-ni I -i !:lt-. . I he only .site
v iiv I.- t.. I. in I.e tlit -ti at ail Lines a
::e..:!i thev w, : l.-aded.
.. r ::: t ' l..i.;t ! tl.iin-.-. then
w:,l I f t'lunr i .ai : i a; and ea-y lo oil.
.it. I. "i n.av I.- -p.i'td the a-oiiy of
U.l.-.i. upon ti t- inanl.-d tii ui of Mime
lie: d i:.i- n't w la in -.! ha'- let tl.iv-i.-M.
A ivfa . - I.i t p I ! i ui.. I a ;mi Vniir-eil.
and pin-i: ' -.' Inn, ie ;r.v.n limn othi-i
1 ' ' i ' '-
I 1 1. 111 t lie I Ii t-.1 ii I eil 1 1 .
b :-la -i a: i- n. it Vi i v 1 1 .itiiin m in det-p
tva't i. an l i.nt.i i iteiv. it was tlmnlit
U .-; e t i ! in -ne, i ii a i, bee nise iif Hie
'. i::ni-: Jli-Mle bell.' tlie toll -el
is.- .ii' ii I. 1' i Vt iv b't.'i latlioin-. A-i.:.'.:i;-
' I . ; :.- ..i " it 'J " fat ii"ius down,
v-'t iai'Ie I ,t' al-" t a- -, and as a i-.tn-
e.J leltt't p .-.! I'l-. t - .11 e I ill IIIVi'1-oll-.
Ti.e II.. -t v . 'i H t I'll eat their own
i ii - ; . 1.4. v . . .. . ',:..' t s ,iii until i-he. bv
.,-..n .a'.i "i a . v hn ii li'o- a coti-taiit rain,
,1,1.1.: t.--iii ti.t I.tjj!,- vati'i-.
- .it- 1 !, .-.mi' have ..ol.uaiv
i .::.!- i-.r.e pli.'-l'l.t'it -i ent p;o-
: .1 '.,:--.: ni ... i t.ii-ni w ith liht.
V.
I ! ii . ; n 1 1 . . t
in 1 1 I f 1 1 1 V el ti In .ii r
Iv It f . .li-t.. extM
I
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. . v. ! r. 'i .;.- i T i i. i ;s -'imi
, 1 ' ' .; r:iii II I i i lis i .1 -:
i . ! I f 1 i -. w ) 1 1 1 1 t III.-.
' ' ..!: i .:. 1 i i ! .-tl.ita ul the
A : ' i ' ' . .i.i'l : . ..ml vv.i then for.'
i m . . i 1 1 K.i- lill'.il' in !.,
. r: t. i . 1., ! .il. l lii i'tll. VI. .,
.' : .' ; i-. i..il-tl 1 .ii i i j-li ii lis I'tir
::: v'. 1 ' .. 1 i-- .m !.. :! t. -. il.i lie the
. : ' i :. ! . : !l .- ! -p; : if l!:.' Al
t' ' -' --.v.t ; i i .it Ii;si..t tii.it
: - .i . i.i ! .: . ; !.. !.,.: !. ,ni.
1 ' ' iv-I t i n ui.tile ly v.ii.tui-.
i'.i . i .i ' :;: i. ;u-!.: t measure tie
t.ii.i- w' ill I tluiru the iui.
n.i-r.? ul.tu .1 p-I-.Tl's :-eii-te of touch,
s!::t or !.i-.ii .i.g is excited .iU'l the im
i..i : t !it-u I.- indicate by a Mgual
t:..-.t I.e li.t- In' ii.i' coiisci-n; i'f the
-.1. . .:i. M-'t.4 1'.. .I'.ius, of Nam y.
I .i -. i : 1 i v u 1 1 ; i v ti Uitv i mine the
It-:.;;: i I tl.e ii.ti-iv.il or "leactiou
t::i i ' -. c.ii ii! :t tlit cum of smell.
H ::!. : u .n..-i.iin I.e has obtained
i'.i-;-- t' i.m r.i: .jii.g from 117 l.un
i! rn !.!- T R - i; i:u! fur ammonia, and
in f. r an t . ;i. : I, t.Mi.i for mint, anil
I"i7 for culi l.i- W.tli iuu! he
! .i.-i i t i ii,. i'., f i.x pn tisely the mo
ti et.t of K.i- .-iiiril-.-tM.s.i'.ioii, although
ho ! .i.i !ri'-.il-.'i!:y attempted ti do .
I r. I'.i. i i-, . of luriii, lias also tieen
ex t-i nit :.t i ' on smell, utng different
m-i .ii,.!',n I.:-. um.Kh Mgire la the
tn.ilu ui'li tin s-e of ilous 1'ieAUU.s.
1'ii'iu a toiin.iii-on of tliee observa
tioi.s with .how which have leeu niaiif
on i ti.t-r hi.s'", it ai (.-i-ari that w art
s!,tir to ifiii-'.ve Miiril than either
I I i;t-!i , : ,;l.t t,-i I t-.ii iii.
7?i l-rcthers Tasiiiler have t'uibheU
ll.t ir ai'i .iia'.ns ftu H.e ready una
clir.ii' f. i m.i'.ioii of l.yJi'oifen. LitelT
tl.ey C:il a l.i.'.o u of 300 cubic
uie'.rt-.-, ami In H tiiej saileJ a little
J;tat.te tio:u l'.nii. Tlie machinery
is that iLst-ti by M. (.iiff.irJ f jr hia laige
-HVt:ve I .illuoti, but somewhat siujpu
he.l. X a i' ict a Sin r. Made &a sao, only
the tapioca luuat be staked fur at least
half au Lour In warm water tefore
LLb put into the milk.
HOUSEHOLD.
i Cream Toast. Let noonc presutm!
to set upon her table milk or cream
toadbwliots not prepared to make a
moderately expensive dish. It's not
woitti while to serve such a dish at a l
unless it f s eoo-1. A perfectly cooked
dish of cream toast is delicious; a mean
one is at cnceecoiioruical and detestab'e.
K.iht, put in a double kettle a scant
pint of lien milk and a teacupful o!
cream; let it come to the boiling point
and add a large tablespoonful of fresh
butter and a heaping tablespoonful of
flour or a smaller one of arrow-root wet
in a little cream, j-eason to taste with
salt au-J let it boil ud. Meanwhile,
toast IikM slices or bread a day or two
old. Make it evenly browned; if a little
hi. i net!, scrape off the burned particles
w.th a knife. iSee that the slices are if
even sire, with neatly trimmed edges.
Tnen put the slices, two at a time,
into the sauce, aui ai soon as they
fo!len all thron-jli it only takes a
moment transfer them to a covered
li-li kept hot In the oven. 1'our a little
sauce over each successive layer. K""2
through the whole operation quickly,
"erve the teast while it is Very hot.
This is a d:sh to tempt a fasting saint,
aud it is one which tt generally takes a
lady to make. The average CJok Is sure
to boti h It. The sauce should be made
of the consistency of cream. Arrow
root, It should be remembered, is the
rant delicate tliickenl-tp material in
the world. It is considerably more ex
pensive than Hjur, however.
To Clean Tin iXivers. Mix a
I Ltie of the finest powdered whiting
with the least drop of sweet oil. rub the
covers well with it and wipe them
clean. Then doat over them some dry
lilting in a muslin bat; ami rub br" -ht
with dir leather This last is to pre '.-lit
rust, which must be guarded against ty
wiping ttieni dry and putting them by
H e lir-? when they coite from tlie d'i:
iui r.n'iii, for if tn;t once hung up Uaup
the ins.de mill rust.
Pi"Jt.i.or IShu -H lPerri'i- h.u ideri
t'.ned a new crinoid, the Uhutocriiius,
among the antoi! br nizht up by the
Travailleur from the deep se.i.- of tho
coast of Morocco. This rai.-es the
number of known living species of
the-e most ancient animals of the sea
to thirteen. The Llastocr.uus is
u.arked by a stem or larj.e s:ze, support
ing a calyx, which is composed .f live
l ljees. to which are f. ted articulate a:.d
veiy mobile arms. The stem Is also
composed of a succession of circular
rticulalions, p!aced one upon another.
The i Ileal s.tem of this animal is
very Interesting. Instead of bciiiir
concentrate! into a single stem, n
'.ranches out Into a kind of tuit, anil
Hi ; annual seems t- havd the faculty
i putting out a sort of renners like
tho.-e of the strawlterrv.
.L,i'.ii7 the fir.tl refunding tele
scopes of the word completed or in
process of construction may niu
Kotied the following: Tbe I.lck tele
scepe, f'r which an object glass .15
nici es in diameter h.i been comm. n.-ed
by the I 'larks, of C ambridge, Mass.;
the l'ulkowa telescope, WuicU loisis
the largest leus thus far couplettd ll'J
inches in d.auieter; tie Vunra tele--cope,
with an object glass of -1 inches;
the McCoimick telescti e, of Ji'. inches;
the Washingtou telescope, of Hi inches;
Uie Xewall telescope, of '2't inches; the
rrinceton telescope, of i! inches; the
liuckingham telescope, "t inches; the
Chicago telescope, lSj inches; the
W'ashuurn aud the Warner telescojies,
it 1'i inches each, and the Harvard
telescope, cf lo Inches.
lltrr Wu.Ur, experimenting at Tu
jingen. lias discovered that the growth
f plauts is more rapid under dimin
shed atmospheric presiure all other
xternal conditions beim; the same
.han at normal pressure. Ou the other
aand, increasing the pressure lessens
.he rate ot growth, the minimum being
reached at two or two and one-half nt
inospberes.
IliiriiAr.ii Cukim Pie. One pint
stewed rhut-arb, four ounces suar, one
pint cream, two ounces powdered
cracker, three eggs. Kub the slewed
rhubarb through a s-ieve, beat the othei
ingredients well together, and jut at
the pie is ready for the oven, stir In the
rhubarb; pour the vvi ole into a platt
lined with pastry. Cover with strips
and bake. This U a great improvement
over the old fashioned ihubarb pie.
To coi.oi: stockinzs a light deli"att
blue, use bluing. Put Into warm watei
till the right shade, dip the sleeking;
in and set with ca'.t ami water. Very
handsome pink of a delicate shade may
lie made by using rose aniline. Makt
a very little dye ami weaken to the right
shail e. It would be better to dissolve
the aniline lti a bottle and shade by
adding till the right shade is obtained.
Those are pietty, set with warm alum
water.
To wa.-ii led table iinen, u?e tepid
water with a little i owdered borax
(ln-rax sets the color), hang to dry in a
shady x'ace. The washing must be
done separately aud done quickly with
very little Soap; the rinsing w ater should
have a very little Btarcu in it. Iron
v lieu nearly dry.
Pi -li. a'njnst more than anything
-l-e. Is improved by slow cooking; es
pecially is this true when the Cso i
boiled. IT cooked rapidly It will fall
apart, and will neither taste nor look
sti wed. The great jntint insisted upon
by s-cientitic cot.ks of the present day u
this of taking abundant time to prepau
food, ami the fact that nothing is gam
e I by rapnl boiling.
l.ETTI it. A novel way is. aftei
washii g and looking over carefully U
pour a dressing over it made by liyim.'
out the fat from a slice of ham, cutting
the ham in small piects 1-efore fiylng
when the fat is at the boiling point adii
a cup of vinegar, let it boil for a rninu't
or two, then pour over the lettuce
garnish with cold I oiled eggs ckI ii
rings.
Cur ki n" Fun i i-i:s. -Cut into neat
pieces some tender cold chicken and lei
them stand awhile in a mixture of lenioi
juice, salt and pepper. Make a battel
of milk. eggs. Hour an 1 rait, stir ti t
chicken into It, and fry in hot butter, -bit
of chicken In each spoonful of but
ter. trve very hot. first draining off
all tiie fat. Garnish with parsley.
Molasses C 'KlEs. Two cups mo
lasses, turt-li:arters cup of lard, twe
teaspoons soda, one of ginger and one
of salt, half a cup of water. Dissolve
the soda in the molasses, cut the lard
into a cup of flour; add the spice and
salt, and mix with the molasses. Then
put in the water aud add Cour enougV
to roll out. Cut with a biscu.t-cutter
and bake in a quick oven.
To clean old lamp burners, wash
and boil them in ashes anil water, then
rub them with oxalic acid, then dry
and polish with tine coal ashes, and
they will be clean aud bright. Wash
the wicks and dry. Many times the
burners are condemned when only the
wicks are at fault.
Esthetic Yorxo Lady. "Can you
conceive or anyiuiuir more somoreiy
aud poetically sohma than the de
nouncement: of Kouieo aud Juliet?
Could the poet have made their fate
more weirdly tragic? Cynical bachelor
Oh, yes. He might have married
teem."
FARM NOTES.
SiiErr. when they can bo bought
; favorably, turn the straw to good act
count, esicially with the belp of a
moderate ration of (train. The manure
; is an important part cf the profits in
fattening sheep. Cows due to calve
! in the winter months should be brought
' into good condition by feeding roots
j and bran to keep the bowels open. If
a new stock 01 pigs is urougni,
quarantine them before allowing them
lo go with the herd, for fear of lntro
Jucing diseases. In fattening do not
feed exclusively on corn, but feed
refuse fruit roots aid other fresh vege
table food to improve the appetite.
Well fattened pics of about -200 pounds
weight meet w ith ready sale to city
families. I'oultry should have every
provision for their comfort aud healtn,
if epgs are Cesired. Uo not forget
ground or broken bone, shells, and
neat, cabbages and olker vegetables as
rK.-rsuailers.
tockhen do not always realize
iiovv much cooler the nights are now
itid the cattle are left unprotected
from cold and storms until they show
the effects of this treatment by falling
iff in flesh. W here sheda are provided,
to which the cattle can have access at
uight or during stormy weather, the
cost of these will be found to be money
well invested, for whatever secures the
comfort of the stock will add to its
growth and thrift. Particularly should
comfortable quarters be provided for
the cows that are in calf and the young
stock. Where a cheap shed can be
provided so easily with straw and a few
poles, or a lit.le lumber, there is no
excuse for allowing the cattle to fall off
In flesh for want of shelter in the cold
weather, and show the effects of this
for months afterward. Now is the
time of year to p'aa for such protection
where it is needed.
A okeat loss in many farms is oc
casioned from the fact tbr.t the fields
ire not uniformly fertile in all their
iarta. If they are naturally the same
kind of soil .the evening-up process will
be comparatively easy, i-ometimes the
lefect will be found In a depression
where stagnant water remains. Here
uuderdraiuing will make the waste
place at leant as good as the balance of
the field, and probably somewhat Itetter.
In inch places unilerdraius will otten
pay for themselves in a single crop, for
when they are ma le they enable ti.e
entire field to be plowed and the crop
to be got In earlier and in belter condi
tion. Fahmeus differ in their estimate of
the value of rock us a permanent fertil
izer. Many think if profitable to use
it on wheat In connection with manure,
while many have decided that to use it
on all crops to the exclusion of regular
phosphkt s would deplete their soil of
potash. This vies ii correct. Heavy
crops of corn aud clover will exhaut
the potash and unless this depletion is
n-ade. good and potash in some shape is
returned to the soil the land will not
respond to the demands of the tiller.
Potash is oue of the most essential
elements ertainliig to fertility and
wherever It M del'.cent, marked failure
is the result. Ammonia can lie sup
plied in marly sufficient iua-il!tics
from grain fed manure and the opinion
has liecome general that the air gives
d wu almost a sLCicient amount, hence
she Itelief that it is not best to pay ti.e
increased price of phosphates that grade
high in ammonia. Phosphates that
giaile at least ID fier ccut. phosphoric
and from o to 0 per cent, potash, with
1 per cent, nmmouia are deemed best
adapted to all soils and crops.
Tl'i: importance to vegetation of an
abundant water-supply is shown by a
consideration of the amount of mois
ture which is per.-piretl by healthy
plants. A suntlower, only three and
a half feet high, with 5 lilti Miuare
inches of surface exposed to the air,
ives off as invisible vapor from twenty
to t hirty avoirdupois ounces of water
every twelve hours. T his is more than
passes through the nkiu of a man.
Most of the common cultivated plants
such as wheat, Iean3, peas and clover
exhale dining five months of growth
moie than two hundred times tlie.r
,liy vvelgut of water; while twice its
weight of water passes from the Corne
lian cherry in twenty-four hours.
Nfi Tr.fcEs rui: :r"iiAiK. Tlie idea
of planting ed ble nut bearing trees
w here shade is desired,i:istead of tho-e
winch are solely ornamental, is not
i.ew, but the suggestion is one that
w ill bear thinking alout, by those who
contemplate planting shade or ornamen
tal trees Chestnut, walnut, hickory
nut and butternut trees are all nearlv!
as line in appearance as horse chestnut
aud maple, ai.d, aside from the souic
of revenue wh'ch will In time accrue
to their owners fioru tha fruit, the
timlier of such trees isalwaysin demand,
nd ths tiee itstif may become prollia
ble should it be cjmo desirable at any
time lo remove it.
The manure Iroui most b.irnyaids is
r.ever so thoroughly drawn out ou the
land as It sho-ild be. tienerally only
ti e coarser tortious mixed with last
vear's straw are considered worth
drawing away, la old barnyards there
are otten rich deposits of earth which
i.axe 1 een acri-iiiulaUng for years, am!
that, spread thinly as top dressing, will
pr-duce far luoie effect the present
seison than may l exi-ected flora the
manure Hind's the past Winter.
A .xiii cowshouid yield 2l." pounds
of butter a ye ir, ailow iug for t'. e time
-lie is dried off. This Viel l Is seldom
secured from each animal in a dairy
held, but it is not impossible, as such
v ield has Ix ea greatly exceeded. I5y
using the batter-i ro iucitu' b-teds, and
leeding for the highest possible produc--io!i,
the profits lroiu a herd may be
loub'ed.
On" all soils inanurts applied in ex
res -i of the needs of the crop are not
wa-ted. In is quite common ou heavy
ami to Cud plots of exceptional fertili
ty that hail a dieting of manure live
or six years before, esjieclally if the
laud has been in grass or clover during
the time.
It is very poor economy to employ
hired help at high wages ami then
have en and teams stand s'lil three
or four tiroes In a lor; 'tout because
; he teams are not strong enough. Three
horses on a plow will very often do oue
third mine Work than two, with no
extia cost for human labor.
A white;: recouiiueuds the soaking
of the wood composing a summer house
in crude petroleum saying it will make
any common wood nearly or about as
durable as cedar; besides imparting to
it a r.cti brown color. It would be an
-xcelient idea to apply the same preser
vative to trellises, etc.. on lawns.
Done over fkum the Fkexcii.
Ik-moliu, a noisy but pretentious tenor,
lecouuts to a brother musician his last
campaign.
"Ah. mv dear sir! at Pithlriers, what
a scene! When I had finished my first,
great piece, everybody In the hall rose
to their feet:"
"To go out?"
After
you kn w
street?"
nouns. Ulind man "Do
that man going down the
Deaf and dumb man "Slightly, just
merely to speak to. Do you know
him?"
Blind man "Not personally only
by BUbt," '
"WITH 11LBBLIAU
X ' Fatal Sene ct Security Awfully
llealitd at Sea.
A wet -beet and a rinvrinjf sea, m breeze that
fulloKS fast."
From Lis look-out the faithful old
captam of yonder merchantman casLs
an uneasy glance at the distant horizon.
Seel yonder a small speck of cloud "no
larger than a man's hand." He
watches it with his piercing eye for a
few moments, then reaches for his long
eyeglass. To his experienced view,
this harmless little cloud betokens
danger.
Across his bronzed face there comes
a look of determination, and, with
quick orders to the seamen, the craft is
put about and all sail made for tae
nearest harbor, where In apparent
safety the anchor is dropped, au4 tlie
hardy mariners v.atch the approaching
storm witii defiance.
The storm bursts!
The decks have been clearad, the
sails close furled, aid all ordinary
preparations made for au emergency.
The storm increases but all seems
safe.
But seel the vessel gives a sudden
lurch, turns quickly about, and away
she goes!
The anchor chain has broken!
This mighty ship might have ridden
safely, but for one weak liuK. in that
anchor chain!
The strength of the chain Is no
greater than the strength of Its weakest
link.
On the sea of life, how many men
are wrecked because of the unsuspected
weakness of a link iu the chain of
health, one weak vital oigau iu the
body.
The mystery of death Is even greater
than the mystery of life. We think the
links of our chain are strong, but we
too seldom critically examine them for
ouiseives, and never really know that
they will bear the strarn that we put
upon them.
"I have a friend." said Dr. Dio
Lewis, "who cim lift V-M) pounds, siiid
jet is an habitual sufferer from kidney
and liver trouble and low spirits." The
dttclor w ho was one of the wisest and
safest public teachers of the laws of
health, wrole:
"The very marked testimonials from
college professors, respectable physi
cians and other gentlemen of intelli
gence and character, to the value i
arner's sate cure, have greatly sur
prised me. Many of these g-nlleinen
I know, anil, reading thetr tei-llim ny,
I was impelled to I'urchase some bot
tles of Wai net's safe cure and ana
ll. Besides 1 took so no, swallowing
three times the prescribed qaanlitv.
1 am saihstied that H e medicine is cot
injurious, ai d wilt fiankly add that if I
found myself the victim of a serious
kiduey trouble I :-houIJ use this p:ei il
lation." One year ago the rr.r", while in a
great stoi ui, parted her two-inch rudd-r
chain, no wonder, il f'js r'tJ
tUrou-jtil The hey to human health is
the condition of the kidneys, and they
may long Le diseased a:i 1 we l ignor
ant of the fact, because they give lorth
little or no pain. They iu reality cau-e
the majority of all the deaths, by pol
luting the biood and sending disease nil
- oagh the system.
A Soi-iablt? Itural iruiniaii.
ne morning just ltefore the war. as
ny train drew up at Brandy Statioltpa
chap in a butternut Mill and a home
made WihiI hat rushed up ami ad
dressed me as I stepped to the ground:
"Is you th'r clerk er this ye'r kyar?"'
'I'm the conductor; what do you
want'" I answered.
"1 wan'ier go ter Wasliintun en
this ve'r kvar."
'Well, get almar.l," I said. -
lie cluniieil the steps and rapped on
the door. When he rapped a second
time some wag inside called out,
"Come in!' There were at least lilly
pxsaeiiger.s in the car. He K-g.m al
tiie front seat, shaking hands with
everyone clear to the back end, and ask
ing each, "llmv J'jr iIdV" and then
"How's ye'r folks?" Of cour.se it was
a regular circus tor the other passen
gers. He lived forty miles In the coun
try and had never seen a train ltefore.
When he slt-piel off the car here in
AVashingtoii 1 felt sorry for him, but,
w ill you Itelieve it, that greenhorn is to
day one of the fir.st merchants of Wash
ington and is reiKirted to be worth over
An" IxcoiiKiGir.LE TEJirni:.
"There's a girl lives next door to us,"
remarked Blown, who must have a
bail temper."
"What leads you to suppose so?''
asked Jones.
I "Well, she bangs her hair and I fre
quently bear her banging the piano.''
Juir to J.'X'ftn a Tijht .S-veir; One
, of the most sinTple and leadit-st methods
for loosening a rusietl screw is to apply
heat to tlie bead of the screw. A small
bar or rod of iron. Hat at the end, if
. reddened In the lire and applied for a
couple or three minutes to the head of
the rusted screw, will, as soon a3 it
heats the screw, render its withdrawa
as easy by the screwdriver as if it was
only a recently inserted screw. As
there is a kitchen poker in every lious,
that instrument, if heated at its ex
tremity ami applied tor a few minutes
to the head of the screw or screws,
will do the work of loosening, and an
ordinary screwdriver will do the reat,
without causing the least damage,
trouble or vexation of spirit. In ail
work above the common kind, where it
Is necessary to use screws, and particu
larly in ninge work and mountings,
fancy fastenings and appliances affixed
to Joinery or furniture work we would
advise the oiling of screws or the dipi
ing their points in grease before driv
ing. Tnis will render them more ea--'y
to drive and also to withdraw, and it
will undoubtedly retard for a longer
time the action of rusting.
Pap'.r 'j'if are made by passing
an endless snip of hemp paper, the
width of which equals the length of
the t ube, through a bath of melted as
phalt, and then rolling it tightly ai.d
smoothly on a core, to give the required
diameter. When the number of layeis
thus rolled Is sufficient to afford the
desired thickness, tiie tuLe Is ttroi glv
compressed, the outside sprinkled wuh
fine sand, and the whole Cooled in
water. When cold the core Is drawn
out, and the inside cooled w ith a water
proofing composition. In addition to
being absolutely tight and smooth, and
much cheajier than iron, these pipes
have great stength; for when the sides
are scarcely three-fifths of an Inch
thick they will withstand a pressure of
more than fifteen atmospheres. Jf
buried underground they will not be
broken by settlement, nor when rio
leutly shaken or jarred. The material
being a bad conductor of heat, the pqies
do not readily freeze.
"JN'tfurf," says Goethe, "will be le
ported. All things are engaged in
writing their own history. The planet
and the iehble go attended by their
shadows; the rolling rock leaves its
scratches on the mountain; the liver its
channel on the soil, the animal its
bones iu ths stratum; the fern, leaf its
modest epitaph in the coal; the tilling
crop makes its sculpture in the sand or
stone. Not a foot slips in the snow or
along tl e ground but prints, m charac
ters more or leoS lasung, a map of its
march. The air is full of sounds, the
sky of tokens, the ground of ail memo
randa and signatures; subjects covered
with hints which, speak to the intelligent.
Th treatmi'iit of "many thousands of casr
of ttoose chrouio Wfiitnt-9 mid tiiatres&irnc
fiilmenta peculiar ti 1iiihi, at the lnvaiiria'
Iiot'l and Sui-jrical Institute, ttutfalo, IV.
lias afford'-d a vast fjtjeii-uu- in nicely adapt
ing and tuorouK-liiy li-ntmir nin"dit.i for tiie
cunof woman's fM-culmr inaJadit-a.
Ir. tierce' laorlle ir r rlptlon
in tb outfrrowth, or rviilt. of trim nui and
vaiuabiu -i ri !iL-o. Thousands of Utstimo
niair, rwiv-d from patients tind from phjsi
ciaiid wlio bavf ttcd it iu th mon ara
vaunl and cistinaie casta which bad balht-d
their 6k.nl. prove it la Us the un;t wonderful
lvinNiv ever devised for the relief and cure of
eufferihrf women. Jt is not recomniendd as a
cure-all," hut as a iuot perfect peciue for
Voiu:i:i' pef-uliar ailments.
A u powerful, iu vieoratf tiff tonic,
it nna:Ts etrvntrth to Iho whole system,
and to tue womb and its apH-ndnrt-s in
(articular. For overworked, worn-out."
u run-d..wn. debilitated teachers, milliners,
dreAf makers, dearustresses. 'sliop-ifirls, house
keejM'rt. nursing mothers, and t- l'te women
tretierallv. Dr. i'ierce's Kavorite Prescription
is the ifpfntest arthly Ixton, l-in(r iinequaled
as an appetizing. orilnl and restorative tonic.
As m oochliiK and trciitt beniiiR
nrrhic. ritvunt Pnscriptum " w une
quaJed and is nival unbl in aiiayimr and sub
auinr Derv us xeitatilit y. irritability, ex
baustion. profltratiou. httftena. tpaeins and
otiier distretiiintf. nervous hmptnis niiii
monly attendant upon functional und onrauic
disease of the womb. It induces refreshinif
sleep and relieves mental anxiety and de
6pn den rT.
Ir. lierr FaTorltr Prearrlpilon
l a. leKltlmale nicdlrine, careiully
cmpounded by an experienced und killlul
phvsifinn, and aditpted to v.-omau's deln-ate
organization. It is purely vegetable in its
composition and ieri'ectly harmlehS in ib
effe'ts in any condition of the system. Fot
mornlnsr sickness, or nausea, from w hate vet
cause arising, weak stouiaeh. imliifvstion. dys
pepsia and kindred symptoms, its use, iu sumi
will T"vp vrv iK'netieial.
lat orile Fre nrription 99 la a posi
tive cure tor the moM c'uiplicatl aud ot
stmnie cassof h-ueorrhen. ie--hive flowing,
painful faeusf niHtion, nnnutunil uppr-ssie.ns,
prolapsus, r falhnu- of tlie womb, weak haek,
female weakness, antevrrsin, retroversion,
benrinjr-down susations. hronic congestion,
intlaminatiou and uJeeratiou d the womb, m
tlauiination. pain and t'iilerncw m ovaries,
acoinanid with "internal lieat."
An a regulator and pnmifiter of func
tional aeti;i. at titut i-ntit-al w-ri'winf clianre
lrotn ifirlhooil to womanbcKxi. " Favoritt J're
M Tiptiou IS a iMTt'ectij tafe rei.ie.lial uyent,
and can produce n ly irood results. It ia
ciually enicHei'Hjs and valuable in its effects
when tik'n for th's disorders and di-rarnre-ments
incident t( tliat later and mot-t -rilicaJ
p'-ri d, known 11 The 4'hamre of Lite."
ft- avorlte Ireeri piioit," w hen token
in eonncti'in with the us of In-. 1'ierce'a
fiold-n Medical I heeovery. und smnll laTHtive
dost -a of Ir. l'iere! lurVtiv- 1'eiiets i Little
I,i ver i'ills'. ctm-s Kier. Kidney and Itiudder
disases. Their -ombind use h1m n-moves
bitMi taints, and atohshea enncerous and
cr f uIoiih humors 1mm the futeni.
ft a orlt fretcrlplloii t he only
medicine lor women, by drutrp-ifT!!, under
a positive Ruaramei', from the tnuitu
lacturers, that it will ive satisfaction in every
cas". or money will 1m refunded. This trunran
te has tw-en printed on tlie tof ti-writpfMr,
and laithfuJiy curried ut for many y-ars.
I.a rare bottle )) d.-s $1.0, or six.
boitlc lor ..0.
For laiv illustrat! Trr-ntise on Diseases of
Women 'It pues, pnrHr-i overcu), fiend tea
cents in stamps. Address.
World's Dispensary Medical association,
CG3 Tlalu Sl Uni ALO. N. T.
MARVELOUS
DISCOVERY.
Wholly unlike artificial ar stems.
Any bunk learned la one reading-.
ro'!'iMKTL It: i yeiin.es of th Lotattlan ytm.
L Wholly unli it Mrie-nnt-- in Conception, lr
eei. IX'vclMjjruut and Result.
II. The Natural Ucinorv He-stored to tt right t
tn I made powerful. Jjreei-ly ax lhy.K'nm'oieaiid
Telf''- eeTistir-jt' a Ks-itMitt fir extrusion "f the Nt
urai i- pltf nt, 1 ih SclfiitinralJ- iruJud Memory
au e.u-a.ilou of tiie Nuiumi Memory.
III. 1 ue power of Cmunuuiu Attention growla
ai ffe with the Hi'irn'ry.
IV. Hemurv und Atieatl'in rlnj f-nTrens-thwnM to
the hlh-st .ierrw l the five i- win., the Svslem 1
no louder U4rl, xepi m rare caMiiii nrt uid alter
w anl i lu none Rt all.
"tr"f. L.i-tte imrf me a new mem-TT Hon.
-JudahP. ltt'ii.iiiiin "Ii tia trreatlv streiurthe ued
TnT nuturiU t;i.-tn..r " - II, .n. vv. u ai. -r, lbt IS. &.
Minister to Itnlv "Prof I.. .fftr .vst in appears
Ut nie to warrant the strange! ei,ii.renient" - John
C. lltuor. M. L. ' i r-t;ret that it .u.l u t form a
tart of tue edrri'-iiuiii ..f our n--Iii..N"-Stephen
Kan J. K"J.. Payma-ter of the I " S. Su v "There Is
nt one lnlltut:ou o: U-.trtuut; tn thA lunil tiiat wi.ulU
le nllhnut It ah! if It -- h wert known" He. A.
J 41--ItjcmeT. Keit-T of t. Man's Chur h. Aimapo
It "I have f. Timtl oue i-lka l,y corr-vjKiuileut'e;
and tivf ilec-lJeil Uat If-reaTter I sha.l trt to Indue
ail in students t mitmer this tstm oer..re thry
etitfe lu tlie lliir;ii.t.- f-'inllt- under mv direction'
- tiev. Frati. l il. i..i:... Profes-i.fr of llt-hrew In tha
Harbor Tiie-'i-tt. nl Setttlnarv "ITof. Iil--ttr s
ntetn U a great I--'ni li t only To the student of
i-jrthaiid. Lut tu tue vet.-rau rep-jrusr" W. W. Wil
Son, Stf.i iir;ip!ier.
"Hinra ibnsuiutt your Svtein, I find Ir-an soon learn
to pi.i any ple. e of inuvj.- lAtthoul notes, a feat Irn
jit.le to me formerly "'--hliza 'mm thonie "No
tJi-tn l.tA a meniorT vi pfir thut this inetho-l will not
Kreiitly aid tt. nor nan any one a nieinorv- mj irt as
n--t to stitTid tn i.e. d - f the ! !p wtilv-h"lt can fur
nisn Fmf. Wm. K. Harper, of Vale "Bv his Sva
tern I have airea.lv l-arued one t-t-k in one reAlttii,
and I luteud lo l.-rn ma.ii- mnii lu the same way"
Sir E lwurd il Mvrvl.v.h. Vart. I e. .nlMehtiy 'eo
cnimeud your s em Ui a!l who desire U strer.Kthea
their memory and cure their ndi-d w anderlutf" -P-vrnard
Ktlis. K. "It U a perf---t memory svs-teru-'
Weekly I':il-r "I do r.ot mv tlutl 1 tuadi
myself a watklij? Hume or Maeaufav. lut 1 do
say that what f had learned, 1 knew pTfe. tl.,
thanks to your vitt'-in. Th. rcttult w a full mark
-:r. KKlnald E. Murray. Kj, -"1 have Just eoui
off up in a Ilursarr landnatl.'n. and 1 owe mv sue
re In s;reat i:ieuure to ttt tener.! lm pm ement
wiiich your sv t-lll tiad efferte! lu mv retentlvem-
tii.l kuiiK'h' -1 hofiJM Tali. K i. "I have no be'
tarion In thor.uhl re-i-iiin:rndin(-' the .Tstenj v all
who a"e In earnest In wl-h1n d. train their memo
rles effort I e 1 .1 . and are there-fare willing U take rea
sonable paJus P i(Taln so useful a result" sir. Kl. h-
rd 4. Pr.n-t.w. ttie AfUonomr Tr4. Ilsette did
n-t create a memory for me; no, nrfh'u' of ti.w
k.lnd. AuJ yet he did f r me what amounted to the
ain thing. f r he prove-1 to tim that I aOradv bd
a mem-jry. a Udn: w hl--h I wai not aware of tifl thrn.
I hal before beeu aMe. llkeinot.t l--pla. to siTeup
and lose thlnw In the dark cellar of my memory, hut
he bbowe-l me bow to htit up the cellar. It ts the
11 -Terence 1- change the rgur l-etween having
money where rou can't c l!e.-t it. aud having It In
four pocket. The lhformsti,.a cfst me but little yet
value It at m pr--il, lou n-iire" S. I., t'lemeris,
(Mtra Twain. '"There u thl- ail Im(jrtant din. r-
c" between oth-r vt- nm and that of prof. Lol
.-tte. that while the former are arbitrary and artl
ftclal the IatT ts entirelii h:,M-d llil Plivslo). glral
and Pyrh 'nWai principles" The Peoples I-rleLi 1
"1 time t't'l tent. h .iirs out of twenty four In
learning the two sernior.ii" . H T.ee.
i lais of 1 ' Cohirutita Law sTuients; 2n at Merlder
2j at "SorwKh: two cU-M-nf ei-h at Vnle; in at
W eUesley (. ..il-g-(,nd 4-v at liiit n,itv of Permit-1-vanla,
i'at itotrUn Coli'e and Uiree large ciaaea
at t'hautauuua.
I-Tosi-e, Ium- serf 1ST VF'.FF, with nplnlona In
full of eminent p.-..."e !n toth . on: inent.
Orattr.duci-iji. tit to t. orrepondeue '"ri.
FUOF. i.oim;ttk,
t lUx Avi.ue, ,w York.
Fried Potates. Take old boilt-d
potatoes and cut into lengthwise quar
ters; fry in boiling laid until cristi;
skim out and drain; sprinkle with salt
aud berve at once.
"Woman and Her Hwbmii
ia the tit'e of a larjr illustrated treatine, by
Ir. IL V. l'lt-rce, Uuilulo, N. Y., si-ut to
any addres lor w-n c.-nts ia stiiinp.
teaches sut:cin.-: ul He't-treattnent.
It
Thinking men are always critics.
There ia but a short step to take to
make a critic a strickler.
l-oc.tmttloo Cure"
would b? a truthful tiutno to give to Dr.
Pierce' "tioitlen M.- lit-al Discovery," tli-t
inot ellicat-ious iiietlicino yet tliscovereil
for arref.D the early development of pul
monary dixut-e. lint "o.nsu mpt ion cure''
would not Hiulicienriy Imlicaie the W opt- of
its ititiuence ainl usefu.nt-ss. ia all the
many Ui-aes which hiirln from a de
rangement of the liver and h.oo.1 tlie "!);..
covery" is a sale ai.il sure (.jwcirii;. Of ail
druggist.
To the cynic: If you desire to com
pose a satire write down your own do
ings. How often is the light of the houiM-hold
clouded by situs of melancholy or irrita
bility on the part of the ladles. Vet they
are cot to be blamed, for they are the re
sult of ailments peculiar to that sex, which
men know not of. But the cause may be
removed and joy restored by the use of Dr.
1-ierce'a "i'avorita Prescription," which,
as a tonic and nervine for debilitated wo
men. Is certain, afe and pleasant. It is
beyond all compare the great healer of
women.
That what tieople Imagine they have,
mates them happier than that- they
own.
Consumption Surely Cared.
To the Editor : Please Inform your reader
tha: 1 have a po;iure remedy for Hie aoove
named disease. By lis tumly use thousands of
hopeless cases have been permanently cured. 1
shall be glad to send two hott.es of my remedy
fkeb to any of your readers who have consump
tion if they wnl send me ueir i-ipresa and r. o.
nidiess. llespectloily,
1'. A. fcLOCL M, iLC 1S1 Pearl St, T.
imi
FACETL-E.
XTi9 Gexerositv. Some time since
the wire of a prominent citizen of New
York City was trying to instil in the
mind of her live-year-old son what it
meant to be generous, thus:
'"Xow, Willie dear, suppose mamma
should give you a cake and tell you to
give part of it to Harry, and when you
divided it one piece was larger than the
other; if you gave it to him that would
be generous, but if you kept It for
youi self that would be selfish. Do you
understand?"
The little fellow thought he did.
The next afternoon, w ishing to teit
th affect of her teaching, she gave
Willie a large, juicy orange, saying:
"Now, Willie, take this orugd and
divide It generously with Harry."
When to her surprise the child, who
was passionately feud of oranges, gave
it back to her, saying with a roguish
twinkle in his bonny blue eye:
"Here, mamma; won't you please
give it to Harry aud tell him to divide
it generously with me."
Xot Mt'tu. He winked to a boot
black to step Into a doorway near the
Postollice, aud then confidentially re
marked: 'Sonny, the Tostmaster and I don't
hitch very well, so 1 don't care to go in
ar.d see about my mail. Suppose I give
you a quarter, and you go in and in
quire for a letter for Claude Melnotte,
and if jou get one bring it here."
'Not muclil" exclaimed the boy, as
he drew a? ay.
"But why?"
"Because I worked that racket for a
fellow about a month ago. They passed
out a letter, and 1 had just grabbed it
when an old duffer grabbed me. "Write
love to my (laughter, will you, he bel
lowed. 'Want my Nellie to elope with
you, eh? Ah! I'll k-rush you! Aud
he walloped me with a cane until I had
to ride home ou a dray. No, no, Claudy
I've learned something new."
GULJJIX ANCIENT t FMETKKIE.S.
Tlie gold which is now I --emir dug out
of the ;inc:eiit ctiufttries (huacts) at
Uilaiidiu, Central America, and other
places near Pereira, has led more than
1,000 workmen to that sjvot, and a town
has snrun up there within the last four
years which now contains more thau
50,0JO inhabitants, l'ubiic attention
is being turned to tl cfe if giors, t-.s th
ancient burial places and deposits of
the wealthy Carque Caracal have not
yet been dictivered, and it Is believed
that his treasures were immensely more
valuable than any which have yet been
unearthed.
At the Commercial Aoe.vcy,
Merchant How uo Smyth Jc Urown, of
Chicago, stand?
Clerk Do you want to sell them
OOdi?
'No, 1 want to buy a bill of goods from
thtrn."
"1hen whatdifleience can it make to
von whether iheir credit is gojd or
bad?"
'Well, I only want to know if It will
break theiu m in b-.siuees in case 1
can't iwy.1'
A Dangeuoc's CLTOiit.iu "There
is a cent. email in the ante-room, sir
said the railroad i'leskletit's Mtietary, i
' who says he owns i-W.UOO worth ot j
shares in this road, and he will trade ail !
the dividends for Ihe next twenty eais I
for a j ass to Meuii his." i
' hat? lell th jiorter to put In in
out. A man who will try to swindle
us in that barefaced way would a'.t.il
overcoats.'-'
Agfnt (selling preparation for re
moving stains from clothing)"! have
cot here " Strvant (who responds to
the agent's riun) "Excuse me, please;
hut we are iu treat trouble here lot'ay;
the gentleman of tlie house has Li-en
blown up in an explosion." "Agent
"Ho! Hurt much?'' Servant "Blown
to atoms: only a grease spot left of
niin." Agent "iia: 'July a preast- j
spot, you say? Well here's a liottle of
my chump on eratlicator which il 1 r - '
move that gieate tpot in tttonjiuu.es." 1
Then." says a prodigal son to his
father, "you utterly refuse to give uir
miite money?"' "Absolutely," says the
father. "Kh Inen!" says the sou, '"one
thing alone is left for me to do," and
he produces a pistol. " Wretched young
man," exrliims the horior-itilckeii
parent, "wl at would you do?" ' Sell
my pistol," replies the prodigal.
KTTIMi HlM IIlGIIT. Yolillg Mr.
lie Hyde (to Miss Creezy of Chicago)
"1 hear that the fall season at tne
opeia house on Monday evening opened
with eclat."
Miss Creepy '-you were misinform
ed. Sir. De Hyde. 1 was present inyseif,
and it ojK-iied with, 'A Hole in the
Ground.' "
At tiik Cluh Uiiom. F.rst Iteveler
"1 say, Tom, it's two o'clock. Let's
go home."
Second IJeveler "Let's wait for half
an hour. Vou see after I gj to bed 1
can't sleep for half an hour, so we migh
as well stay here and enjoy ourselves."
"All light. It takes my wife half
an hour after I get home to get through
giving me a piece of her mind, eo we
might as well enjoy ourselves. Waiter,
another small bottle."
Two machinists or South Eastoit,
Pa., are engaged in designing an air
s.lp.
Tin Uoutlern.I K.Urru He. lie. !!,'.
I'rolialtly the greatest success iu the way
of a patent tu.-.ln itie that has ever been
brought out is that whleli Mr. Charles 1.
Keep, of -I'.I Kxchange i'iaee, 'ew York, is
uow briuging to too attention of the public
I luring the i-ast lew- mouths the K-W'reu
lU-uiedien have j nui pe.1 inio Kpular use,
ami everylody who uses them has but one
thing to say, viz.: That they are the great
est aud most magical remedy for Coughs
Colds. Asthma, Catarrh, lironchitis, am!
all forms of throat and nasal diseases ever
discovered, sjee advertisement in another
column of tLis paper.
The
sinks.
courage swims, the coward
MARVELOUS
. DISCOVERY-
1 holly -an! ike artificial ay air ma.
Any book learned la one rradiof.
Prr.mrxitid-1 bj ft kjc Twmm. Ri-nAiin Ia rrr.-L
th tieiaiiUit, Uiidi. U Ama. J-uah Y ifaful;
Mi. Dr. Mil aa, !. "laf a of ! 0 '"'nluml.ia Ijw uti,
dnu ; IX- at Mrl4'n ; 2r-i at Nona Uh ; X at tb"rlio
CoIlrs : twoclasae of i. 4f h at Vale ; it at fL.
vwaity of Pnn. Phiia. ; yirat Wiig: Cll-u9 ami
tbraa lr-r clft&ae at i tjatauyua L'tiiveraiiy' tx
rruapamua post nn rmm
XLIUF. LOISKTf K. 2fT Fifth Ave. New Tut
s-ave your soap
and shrubbery.
Twenty pages each
Addrsss
I IHb
FREE
TO JAN 1,
1888.
Catarrh in the Head
Ori(?lDate In crofuhras lamt lniheloo-L nen".
the proper methuJ by whUh to cure cata-rli W 10 j
. .... .t.a.rrai)lt HTtnD- I
puriry trie vtotxu n m.iut "-. -
torn-. u l the dimmer of developing Into bron
cniti or that term, j fatal anease, consumptlun,
ai entirely removeJ by Hootl Sirapart.. 1.
which Mil-en catarrh bv punfymet.'ie W00J.
-I have been tronble l w.th catarrh a year, cans
ln great "reness ot the bronohinl tubes an.l t.'r
nble ht-uilactie. 1 read that Hood farsitpanlia
would care t-aiarrh, an.l after taking only oue bo:
t'.e I am much better. Mv catrrh is cured, mv
throat la entirely well, and my headache has all
dwappeared.-' K. gibbons, Harniitou, llatler
couuty, o.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
isoId Ity all dnnrsists. t': six fort".. Trepare l only
by C I. HOOD CO., Apothecaries.Losrell, Mass.
IOO Ios One !:iar
He Would Stakt Him Father
Mary, go out and coax Johnnie to come
ill. Don't be liarrh with Uim, now.
Mary Johnnie says be wont come in
for rue or anvboJv else.
Father Where's that club?
if one tells you that tlie world lias
hardened his heart do not believe liim:
he was Lorn hard-hearted.
FltKE ! To Mi'i-ciiaxts Only:
A genuine Meerschaum Smoker's Set,
(five pieces), In sa in-lined llush cise.
Address at once, li. W. Tansii.l X'
Co., .j State Street. t:tiicaa;o.
Iieat or benten.
Frazer A ale iree.
Ilon't work vour ltors.-s to Ie:tih with
tioer axle ureas-: the Frazer is the only re
liable inakt. L'm; it once, ami you
have noolln-r.
lie hammer or anvil.
The claims as 10 The curanve pwtrs of Ii o l'-i
Sarsaparilla are ti.4tM euitrrty ua wliAt llm p-; -pie
say it ha- dune lor tlie.o. Sea I i tJ. L H'
A Co., Loweli, MaA, f r a b tk; coutain-u-j Ktaie
merjit. of uiauv reuiarkditiic care- ! ilo j i-t sar
eapariLa, Art is endless, like eternity.
3Co!lf!np!lk -ran u KMiier fnre Mr DwiMf,
(-! .. i.riii nts, Ijtrari, 1 1 ui.ti y .r l-i v-r It'o.i-i.
vuusijf-M, Ac Cure l' ir.iiiTe-L o ti ;. -.i.
Ar.-u M., i iiua. il a ixjilu, i iorj.-i. irji:
'1 1 v 1;.
A liaif a nit is worse than n me.
Koyai. fii.rr.' tm-iKl-s ariytlniu-: l.nik.n hi
tiH, d aUAS, Vuu-i. k'rw VmiA at lrutfri it Urn.
("oNxoissi;ui: "I tell you what it
!s, Mclaub9 tlio.te bnz-ztrdi are pimp y
sHperb. Vou shouldn't p.iint anytbiui:
but UTtU "
Akiit ((lisTu&tei) -"TJioe are not
buzzard.. Tbey are auelsr'
I2k Didn't Wa. r j-rj Jiuv It.
Countryman Vlials the damage,
now, for hauliii' uit! lo the. depot?'
New York cabman ''Five dollar-,
sir."
CVur.iryman "You misunderstard
me, my friend. 1 don't want to buy
your lnuse and
The siicress t.f
Ki tue llf tl'O a.Jt-l'tH . M-
' J J. Inyo I hv IS K. .1 iillll.-iill ' i.., ;irlitl,tiliil,
iu, lti truly iii:trvt-;ltni.-t. it ii not an un
iimiiiI Tiling fi.r tlieir agents lo make as liiii
as JO alul :;o a tlay, an.l snnii-tiitii-a tlnir
prolii.s lnu iiji as lui:li lis Itl ami J.'iit ev- n
more. Unt h-Miate to tt-li ytui the
w hole trui li, oi i t u w.il M:nrt ely i t lievt
we are in tamest. Write tin-in ainl s.
fur yoursflf what thi-y w ill do I'.t you.
To yieltl to immatiiial tril'es.
I It K I I! K I Kit
IM)I(;i:SI !(N ;mI DVSl'KPNIA.
ill'- ti l
l'l YI.IN. Ml
ll-lu.-'llllt til.
pprnvaJ .f
it rin-v i
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prepaxati-m
h.i
niot.-.i vi in j.
There
nr.-il.
FOR C
OLERA iKFAKTUM.
it wil l, t i i;r. t:ii: M' . r . .i.i: wm u cas'-s
IT Will. ST" I- Vt iMlTl Ml IV 1 III .;n MV
II- Wil l. IlKl.ll Vi: , . ..Wl ll'ATlos-.
ForSumni.-r ( .Miii-lair:! Mti.l tl,r..nlt- lilarrli .-a.
"Tt,! tV'.'i'v' ,,,,r-'' r.-tiii. ..( lnirl.-.-t dlUI.ii.
DIUKsM I. IN hi an miin-lMt.. , ure
Take HMi..sl'YI.I for all ..-.ina and tli.n1er. or
the Kl.imtt. li . tin-y nil i.,iiie r- ln.liK-.ii m
otir-lrtiMMf.ir Mt.KslVMN .l-rl.-e wr' Ir.r.--.
, ' liavr II wn4 one dollar to u
.Bde ill Ki n. I a i..ule t.. ,.u. ci!.. ..r...,l
lej oot lie.llj.te to f.. l y.,r m..U.'V. OUT llUlLei.
WM. r. Klllllr.lt A I ..
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I'Ai's i rcain Uulm
1 1 lie l t remt-.ly rv.r. hiwm,
biilleruig Ir. in
(.'old in Hi-a-l, Sniinics
on
CATARRH
Apply I'-alni Into, at 1. no-tril.
U.Y lilll IS.-JTo (ireetl'A it'll t.. I "
'(T .tltl'
it Al l.. ..u a wi.k anl ,,.
L Jllll.l.l i ll-lit H lj fi-t:,-:
-. ! ti. lt Kl.ilY. Aiuiuu.
I CURE FITS S
hrr I ..--iir 1 .Id in; m-n m-rt-ly t. gf-p ihm
I'-ralinif arivltt.. n ham t(t-t ilurn ain I m)in a
p'li'-ai cur... 1 tiitert.-itetvrli-.r,i FITS. KJ'IL.
I.P.. .r hAI.I.INi JI KXK-Saiif-l.nei-f'.ij-. I
a-in-ant rr.y r-ni.ly to rum t ti w.rf cann. Ji- a uaa
cthTbbTt fnilwl in d r-:isn f-.r n .t in.w rarivmir a
ctire. , NtM al i.nca f-.r a Ireviv nntt a Fr. K-itia
of niy intaiiih... r-uiriy. ti, ( jpr. h and ..-t rtic.
Koo i. Ji. C 1 ! J i't-u-l an. Sew urk.
PATENTS?,!
1 ham. fstect Atp.rnfc. W
ot.fainM. Bn ntamn
Li;4!i.j;jtfe4.j:n'3.rT
DIIu'm D.IIa Greal English Gout i
Blair S rliiSi Rheumstie Rcaicd
land
Rcmady.
..it jo rMnq. 1 1 nils.
AXLE GREASI
Bert In th WorM. Mn. r.nlv tvr ibt- Fra Lr I.ti hrU.av
torCo.axctUcaj3u N. Y. M. i.Lma. U,Ucverwr.
AFFL!CTED5F0RTUNkTE
-"-- wurt Imtl consult)
39 N. 15th St., below Callowhill. Pfcila., Pa.
2 ypan er-penencr in all S PH I TL disr prr.
nawmly wtT those wr.-lcencd by earlv indiacre
tions.Sc allot write. Advice fre and atrictly eoa-
ii i;u i, mil 7 (o 1
evecint.
FRAZER
him&ii& L I h li E, rd f:f
YOUTH'S WhPANIOMSPEGIAL OFFEr"
hi. sup. wiv;;rM,;dT.woldaT,e.iIT u,
Money Ordor, Express Money Ords, n?" and $l"75
Check, for .'year s suction !k S'itered Leer or
vvlll send the pBpe, trltlL0tmt,'lnlon'
for a full year from that date to ja im mii' .'883' and
at once this offer will include the " oraro
uoupie Holiday W umbers
. with ca n " V " --...; ana ChrUtm-ti. I
nd Full-Dam. Pt.,.1... ... ru"-lna'-
--- tuu jr uli-ntll l-v., .. : -
Ca nTTh tmy affect ai.y i. rt.n.i ,.t ti.t- :f
whre liie mut.-nu' meiiil'iiie m Ij.jii.1. l;.r. .
Uirrli of tue hea l in tT far the 1110-t t oaiTu .a, aa-l.
stranire 10 Rv, the lu nt liable to ! iei::e.--..
TnevtoiMcrf.il uecea Hootl a Sariap j-i.. lm
hail In curliiK tatarrli warrants us 111 t-r:i:j
who sillier with this dleae to try the ,a-me-nc.iie.
it rt-novati-a acd mviura't-s l.
and t ines every orean.
Kor 'J.I ye:-rs I have been trout. led .:h c.r .r-u
In the hi-ad. In I uestiou an l g.-ner.i. d, !.i: -.y. 1
con.-ludcl to try H -.l's var-apavl. a. It d.a me
s-i much c.ioil that I continued its use. Sly hsus
has irremly ia.p-ove.1, atul 1 It-el like a llerfLt
Troiujn." Mrs. J. 11. Apim-, Newark, N..I.
Sold l.yai: dr.isr -ts.
by C. i Iloi A ci..
h'x f'ir. I'r.-r ir.-'
Ap .tlit-t ar:t-s, l.i.T.
s )tl Dolliir
TEE WChSEEFUL "K WEES " REKffi
The Greatest Discovery of the
f 1 1 '5. '-'-.. I ' l. ....:lv antil ; 1 ahull
lk Vyr -11. M.ar-c, a f r:.,
it;v "fi ' i--"V'- '" -
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Hals nn smart. bi:t "J:.-: nn s Hat" t tat4
thni. ('tears out Hats. Muv, l.oa.-hep, atr
Uns. Fli.-s, J .r-: ;, M.-ths. Atus, Mi tMuit.-,
Itf.l-Iij4r-, IuHfcts. I'l-'atsj litij. r-jmrr' . a,
frkunks. Va.-i l, (iiti-H'-rs. imirkH. Vol-.
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Waihlng and Starcliins PowCw. A rev;.
tion in hi .uaektM-.iiiir. A new tiiM.OTei-v. lieala
ttae world. How to Wash and iron.
Dishes, Glassware, Windows,
mfttlt. rl-ar a ct-stid with rioiih on I-trt.
Vn!f!iifJ PID C Tiiemi.t iu.xirlnp
lUWriU UlrikO eii.-au. with Kuiichon
T'lrt. di ait mre wa..hin; and jri mii a .-an
btf tloi.e in any Iumidr li.ihn nut d.--Bdrv
: unlike anv i.t.'i-r it run !. lutd in inih
WASHINCandSTARCHINC vou DfJI .o
n- l. ar in u-nif (in-, am.-:.-; U inir frcefri m
Tile alkali it dim n.-t n.t. . l!.iw nor injun- the
f.nwt tMlinc: . l.:irs. I . md. -i. w lilioni. lie
only srtit-lt- tltat can In- and. .1 tuMan-h d ot
or t-.i.(. to iri'e a fo.l I.. . I v and 1-i.iitir.il
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EXHAUSTED VITALITY
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UiiT t'iA
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