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A Day. .. ... atuA Nnmmlxt when a day T't,f -ua-iUin. fills Ui. .ky of Di4lO. . . itnl a wiD'l. borruwnl from soma morn sprsy, v., th unfr-tU po.u the pillareU pln Uih.ir ou f .iiailow; tb. ,rjui pin-i"' of umnnr .till, AUaeof Hr. i-0"n tfc -"-----P n-n-H the lin'.-Toicca and Uio bum of ta ti'tliiii nr.i-43 the cricket pip. no B .it "niTthe .4.iuirrfl lioarJs hi. wiottr 4I1 T.-, 4,.j j,, ,,, I.i4 uut-4li..:ls from the nxg- l,.u tn'..4. ii.v ti n Jai'a;-''rU hemlucks whisper '"""liijli 'i.r' t Tellowini larcuea 41. M'. Wiirr.-1! w,lit'ker an.l lioina-IoTtn- i'-JW . , A: , ,y .au l tmt hatch winter', threatdefy. i, atliiiM "' rvrt "w nJ olJI u -. ai I i.4..nii4i-i of nature, iloably .t. .ir. Wbrti i!..- :w suiinhine warms the clos- ii, p y i'r lif ,t.iw.l..'wo tiM an.l ware, of aretie c..M ! C -.iiti. n,r 1- irT I f"!il each lov.!y thins n-t ly i'-e-ilsj amlt not Ulsconao. V il'' . aim patience of th. wood. 1 ..t j.-r i,m: t:.i!i4!t4im when Ood giTe. us VKKV I'llKClOUS. I not give it to him! He stole It o it "f the niKther's allium. He did! LediJ'tie d.ii:'' The siaker's voice r,,. wilh each repetition, and her cher'a u"t reililtr and rtnlder. "I must kn..w If tier Hum you. Itosie!" -O, of cnurse : you do not call It gr :r..', bat 1 J.. You were standing by, 1 4il n4 ", ti!. t'e took it? Your eyes ne ca-'t liown, ;iud you put your iLost liecuminst pout on. And now that Tuiu C"i:tlitn!i. wah liis tea thousand a vear. f.ills in lave with you and wants to marry ou, you are afraid poor lieml Hiiuiilinn will show him your pl.oto.T.ipli ami tulk about your silly lrttris a:..! ui ike mischief. You lncor riif i '.e !:-'.: i!nt! It would serve you t'.jrlit to b t.iiiii-J aa you have treated oUirr. How ruany meu have you nu.'e fo)'. of, I wonder? A dozen?" The shaker spoke sarcastically; her hrarer w.isl cgiiininR to cry. The girls were 9. stem, both young', both pretty cliiirr.niie. but Letty, the younper, wit) a lovely, br.iin'.ess little flirt. The eMer, i;os.l!nit. li.id v-enty of brains, tut scarcely ex(frience enough to en able l.er to U4e them judiciously. She vaM a brilliant creature to look at; wirrn-he.irti'il and impulsive to a fault. There was notriin,! she would not do or d-ire for u:,e she loved, and she dearly lnve-1 her lewitchlng little Bister, and rejoiced w.tli ail her heart when the geuUl, u.wd-lnokinif young '8quire,' Turn L'ncliton, who came Into the neliihlorhixiJ tj take possession of an uceiiectej inheritance, fell in love at first milit with Letty and proposed to Ler after a week's acquaintance. But Tutu was a quick-tempered, jeainus youiijj fellow, and he has already si ken ln.s muni to Miss Letty about her love of thrt.ition. She promised to auieml tier ways, but it was more than she couhl Jo to keep her promise when temptation c.ime in alluring guise. M;if.Tl w is a garnsou town, and ooeot the callant liaahshlre HeijimenL, Oe-ffrry llaruiltou by name, hail Quickly succumbed to the fascination of ti e younger of tlie two daughters of U.e muivBeil Mr. Maitland, who lived in a pretty coit.iije on the London road, ahoui. half a trn'e or so from 11 ire ford. It was iu yam that Rosalind warned the heedless young coquette that she wis treating pcor young Hamilton dis UTiceruKy. lint in good truth the young Qiau w.ls very well able to take care of himself He was not very deeply wounded; but as soon as Cr.chton ap peared uhiu the scene he made up his oiiud to punish Miss I.etty, If possible, for her tr:iks, by pretending to be bro-kec-hearted and desperately jealous. He was, however, sufficiently in love t.i b uMb to put a fair amouut of striinisni-s i nt. his repioacb.es; and i.en ne G.itly refused to give up the pliotoiir.n !i La-tty h.iJ given him, and utie ur two abMiid little notes slie had wrltteu to hiui, and a glove he had j purloined, the silly girl was thoroughly frehten. d. and hrmly persuaded that 'rtn" wul,l kear all about it and weak off his engagements. Had Rosa hnd but known how slightly Hamil toiTs leart was touched, she would Jave ipuckly laughed Letty out of her "-slit; but when the girl solemnly as sured her that Geoff was to much in love, an,i so unury aUlj jealous, that she knew he meant to have his revenge, the eua.ble elder sister forgot that she was not hv.ng iu a melodratuUic age; and. moii,yrr, ,llt. quite overlooked the fact t-t UlilUltoM lieiiiff a epntleman. It J aa not iikely that he would act as if I Lm B .ru -4.44- a van. on the hole, things were looking er- ser:oiis when, for the fiftieth time 'east, Kos;,im,j tr!ej to make nel sifter cuff..,, udiether she had given ueiilT the photograph, or whether he had taken ic from Mrs. Maitland's aibuin. he had iler own opinion on the subject; so it was really waste of time to cross-question the naughty lit t e g:rl. who was auxious to keep the Je between the old love and the Lew, "1 t'ikyouareveyunklnd,Iiosle,, , ii:d last; -ami If you do not be n e llow cia I expect Tom te do ..' J,) not expect Tom to do It! You , w,if believing in you were a gym nastic feat. 1 know what 1 Bhould do :a f 0,11 9 V'ce, if another man told me ue had a photograph of the girl I meant w marry, and a,wl tinntr. th''11.. ''-'s only one glove and no .ln-gs. mierruuted Lettv. whimner- "Don't exaggerate; and I gave Aotu two photographs one Bitting and ".auu.ug ana he has heaps and oralis of iett(,r!Jt., "1 ho; the speiUng is all right," .-t ."l e - 118 18 not much of a peller hitnseir." "He sjieit -adored' with two d'a the Uklid"?-'M JJored one.' It looked Bo funnv - h ? .r;r!llraUton 5s awT lust now. Is 44V- l-'-llUJ. ,i; . : ve went to his sister's wed- 1 WIS I It. is.. 1 think r"d"S DOt UTe th" brrack. 1 V.4. t. . . rr,r x- B . roonis n Diamond Cres- WwTthh n;,tDa Uerara Townsend la rd-!f !" woman-nUng person who a reading for something and never goes . . And now I Boppoee you are going to write to your adored Tom. 1 am going out for a walk." "And won't you advise me how to get back my photograph? I wish I had not trtven It to htm." "O, so you did give 1U' "1 am afraid I did." sighed Letty. "But he begged so hard, and said he had never cared enough for any girl to ask for her likeness lierore." "Poor le How I But he must give It up. Now go and write your letter." And Kosalind ran out of the room. About an hour later, a young lady with a mackintosh on her arm knocked at the door or 15 Diamond Crescent. She bail evidently been walking fast, for ber cheeks were glowing and ber eyes were bright. "This is awful," she said to herself, as she heard steps approaching the door on the inside. A civil-looking woman opened it. Are are the gentlemen at home?" the visitor asked. "I mean is Mr. Townsend at home; I am his sister, and he expects me. I think.' "O. walk in. ma'am, ir you please. Mr. Townsend told me you were not coming unt'l to-morrow; he is out just now, but your room is quite ready. Have you no luggage, ma'am?" The visitor muttered something about the station as she went into the hall. I'lease show me Into the sitting-room," she said; "I can wa't for my brother there. IV o, thank you; no tea. Is this the room?" Yes, ma'am. The gentlemen Las this between them. Mr. Hamilton is coming back unexpected this evening. He was telegraphed for, as tbere'ls s.?aie talk or the regiment leaving at once." "What is that noise?" the visitor asked. "Hain, ma'am. It's a thunder shower, I think. It always makes that noise on the roor of the verander. It's well you was under cover, ma'am." Rosalind gave a sigh of relief as the door at last closed behind the landlady. "Xow, if by a stroke of good fortune 1 can commit my felony and get away before my brother conies iu what an extraordinary thing that he should be expecting his sister. I suppose (glanc ing at a cabinet photograph on the chimneypiece) "that is the man him self. Why, he must be forty at least! Xow, I wonder where Mr. Geoff keeps his treasures? In a drawer, of course; but which drawer? I do not half like rummaging among the poor man's pos sessions, but he brought it on himself." She presently came upon a packet neatly tied up with red ribbon and sealed. She pinched it. It evidently contained a photograph, for she felt the cardboard, and there was some thing soft that might be a glove; and surely those were withered flowers that crackled as she pressed them, and the more lumpy enclosures must be letters. Should she untie the ribbon and break the seal? But time was passing, aud there was really no necessity. Then she turned the packet o7er and found an inscription that settled the question. In a man's writing were the words: "L's. likeness and letters. Very pre cious." "Poor Geoff! Poor doar fellow! How devotedly be loves ber! I am so sorry for him. Very precious' .he calls them," Rosalind murmured. "But precious or not, I must rob him of them. We canuot lose Tom. I won der what Letty will say when she sees them? Jow, I wish I were safely out of this. I must write the tiniest scrap of a note and leve it for poor dear Geoff." She closed the drawer, put the packet in her pocket, and wrote hastily on a hair sheet or paper. "L's. sister has taken what you have no right to keep against her wllL" She had just addressed the envelope when she heard steps on the stairs; in another moment the door was opened and a handsome young man came in. "How awkward!"Jthought Hosalicd. "But I must keep up the character of Townsend's sister. Who in the world is he?" The newcomer stood still and stared at her. She was the prettiest girl he had seen for many a day. She made him a little bow. "I am Mr. Town send's sister," she said, "and I expect him every moment; he d.es not expect me until to-morrow. Did not the land lady tell you I was here?" "She she she did!" the young man gasped. "What a donkey he is!" thought merciless Rosalind, quite at her ease, although she had Just been robbing a drawer. ! wouder if you would mind going to look for my brother?" she said aloud In theweetest manner. "It would be so very kind. It is awkward to be here all alone with people com ing in." She gave him a little smile to indicate tliat be was one of the people. I have to go to the station for my luggage" ("What dreadful stones I am tell.ng!" she added to herself;) then aloud, 'and, perhaps, by the time I come back he will be here." O, jou wid come back, win your But it's raining cats aud dogs! you'll be drenched!" "Oh, dear, no! I have a waterproof," and Rosalind took up her cioaic. "Thauk you," as the young man rusuea forwju-d and put it around her shoul ders. And you will go and fiud Gerard for me," she said, turning to him with the sweetest smiie. i nere was the slightest possible hesitation beford she said the name; he noticed nothing but the beauty or her eyes. "Thank you very muchl" She was gone before ne recovereu himiHlf. and when Geoff Hamilton came into the sitting-room at No. 15 a few minutes later, he found his menu Tewnsend hanging out of the window. "Hallo, Oeel" be said, "wnat s upr You look dazed. Seen a ghost?" "o, but the prettiest girl in tne world. She was here. She said she was my sister. She asked me to go and look for myseir, while she went to the station for her .luggage." Thian phe'll be backr" "'ot she! She turned the other . ii "Then who in the world is she, and what brought her herei"' know all about that, you rascal I She's one of your army or m:irtrSL I take It." -itiihbish! I am the martyr! "What's this?" He had picked up Rosalind's note from the writing-table. '"G. Hamilton, Esq.' Now for the heart of the mystery." He opened the note it Then he threw himself into a rhair with a verv red face. Then he iaiiirhd- Then I am afraid be swore. Mmnwtiiia Ttnsalind- with her heart ihnmninff hair with fright and half with rrinm nh was sneedlnir homeward. Sh flew to Letty's room, and found that young person on her bed, reading a nnvffl "There!" Ros'.e cried, throwing down th rocket, "never say again that I am not your best frlendl There are your letter and yonr photograph, and all the MIFFUNTOAVN, keepsakes you gave that poor dear man from time to time; and you ought to be ashamed of yourself." . " wtaU" cried unabashed Letty. "Did he give them up? He is a dar ling!" '-Jo," answered Rosalind calmly; "I stole them." "O, you delightrul darling I How sweet of you I roor boy, how sorry will bel But what f unl What Is uTis written outside? L"a. likeness and letters. Very precious. Poor dear Geoff, how fond be Is of met" And she gave a little sentimental sigh. "Had you not better open the thing and see If you have them all right?" said practical Rosie. "Here, cut the knot." No sooner said than done. A cabi net photograph fell out, then a piece of deep crimson ribbon, a few raded flowers, and two or three notes. "This is such a good likeness Tom bad better have it," said Letty. as she took up the picture, which had fallen face downward on the bed. "Look. Rosie!" Rosie looked, and behold, it was a likeness of a tall, handsome girl, who bore not the slightest resemblance to winsome little Letty. Beneath was written in a firm and dashing woman's hand tho one word Louie." The sisters looked at one another with blank faces. A glance at the notes revealed the same dashing hand. "So you are not the only one, and I made a fool of myself and robbed the man's drawer for nothing!" cried Rosa lind. "O, if I had but known." "Never mind, dear." said Letty; "I am sure I don't. But I wish 1 knew what he sees to admire in that black woman. Just pack her up aud send her back to him." A tap at the door Interrupted them. It was a maid to announce that Mr. Townsend was In the drawing-room. He wanted to see Miss Maitland for a few minutes on business. He had a message and a little packet to deliver. "Tell Mr. Townsend I am coming directly," said Rosalind. "O, Rosiet do you mind?" cried Letty as the maid went out. 'He has sent my picture, I suppose, and he wants his black woman back. Tell him we think her frightful. A re you sure you do not mind seeing him?" "Not in the least," said Rosalind. "I saw his likeness in their sitting-room aud he is plain and elderly. Give me those things, and trust to my Ingenuity to get myself out or the scrape. They cannot say much when they know it was another girl's photograph I carried off." And just as she was in her muddy little boots and with the wind blown, untidy hair she went downstairs; and it still is, and it ever will remain, a mystery what those two said to one an other when they stood face to face. But Geoff got back his precious packet and Letty got her photograph ; she gave it to Tom forthwith and he was delighted. SheisnowMrs-Crichton. Hamilton was finally captured by a pretty young widow. I do not know what became of "Louie," but Rosalind married Gerard Townsend, and he still thinks she is the prettiest woman in the world. Mot her Goose". Grave. As the Listener walked along Tre- moot street in front of the Granary uurying Ground, lioston. recently he was met and stopped by a tall, spare. State-of-Matne looking man, who had a wild look in his eyes and was swing ing bis arms in a rather excited man ner. His face could not have gleamed ith a more interested excitement if he had just discovered a pot or gold. 'I wan' you," he said "t' tell me how to get into this burin ground. Got to get in there, sure. Bight gov- hors and Mother Goose buried in that shemetery. How shall I get in? Erer been in there, eh?" The Listener said he had not been in there for at least a good many years and ventured the weak remark that, as a general principle, be believed in keep ing put of the burying ground as long as possible. This melancholy pleasantry, which may be said to belong to archeology rather than to wit, seemed to have a disastrous effect upon the Maine man. He looked the Listener as full in the face as be could, with an expression of mingled sorrow and despair. Finally be ventured , "1 can't help it. Got to go in. Light gov'nors 'n Mother Goose! Got to go in?" "now wonld It do to try the sexton of the church?" His face lighted up again with all its former excitement. "SL j I will!" he exclaimed. "Find the Sexton right off 'n' get in." The Listener beard him stiil mur muring as be rushed unsteadily away: "Light gov'ners n Mother Goose I To have the tall and hysterica! Maine man weeping over the grave of Mrs. Elizabeth Goose, otherwise J egoose, the alleged compiler of the nursery rhymes which bear a portion of her name, would have been a sight scarcely equaled by the figure, now a part of classics and tradition, of Mark 1 wain at the tomb of Adam. Gazing Into Shop Windows. One young man was walking reflect lvely along, and the class of articles that seemed to interest him were very peculiar Indeed. He stopped in front of a large display of laces and read with great satisfaction the sign. "I'nces completely wrecked. Only live cents a yard." Uheap enougn," ne mut tured, and passed on by window after window of smokers' articles, beautiful paintings, gentlemen's canes and bats, till he came to a display of ladies gloves. Here he tarried a long time. A while after be was standing in front of a display of wall paper. What was he thinking about and why was he alone? Was he on the verge of some mental Rubicon, the crossing of which was connected in some way with the prices of laces, gloves and wall paper? Perhaps the most interesting obser vation of human nature that can be taken during a walk by the shop win dows, and oue requiring no very keen powers of perception, is afforded by stepping up in front of any deserted window. It Is not necessary that there be anything on exhibition. Let there be npthing inside but a bare Shelf. Stand there a moment gazing within and soon someTxxiy else will step up beside you, then another, and within a minute or two there will be several. The experiment can be repeated again, and again with uniform success. JUNIATA COUNTY. COLD-BLOODED HUMOR. aVnecdotM Tending to Show That borne People Do Not Get Kxciteil. Our neighbors across the channel are fond of relating humorous little inci dents, of sang-froid in which an Eng lishman usually acts the role of chief character. As for instance: A man en tered a furniture shop and said: "Have you any old furniture?" "No. sir; but we can make you some!" This re minds us of the Englishman In a rest aurant who called for stale bread. "We have none, my Lord." "Make some, then; I will wait," was the calm reply. Instances of remarkable cool ness and assurance among adventurers "out West" are only to be expected. To begin with a small example: A boy who comes of a chronically berrowlng family went to a neighbor's for a cup of sour milk. "I haven't got anything but sweet milk." said the woman, pet tishly. "I'll wait till it sours," said the obliging youth, sinking Into a chair. But in many of the cases now under consideration foreigners of several na tionalities will be found to have figured conspicuously in the matter of taking things coolly. It is related that a lady and gentle man came to a ferry, and the boatman deputed his grandson to row them across. "Why do you not manage your boat yourseir," asked the lady, Instead of letting this child do it?" "Oh, don't you be afraid, ma'am," an swered the ferryman; "the lad can swim." Equally indifferent to the fate of others was one of the sufferers by a late railway accident. He was seen rushing anxiously about, when some one asked him if he was huru No; but I cant find my umbrella." About a year ago, when the upper part of an hotel was on fire, one of the servant-girls was directed to awaken two gentlemen who were asleep in an upstairs room. She knocked at the door, and, with the greatest simplicity, said: "I beg par don, gentlemen, for disturbing you, but the house is on fire." This case of what may be called ludicrous polite ness brings to mind another, "nil you dropped a brick up there I" shouted a pedestrian on whose shoulders one of those articles bad fallen from a three story scaffold. All right," cheer fully responed the brick-layer; "you needn't take the trouble to bring it up." "What's the matter?" aked a law yer of his coachman. "The horses are running away, sir" 'Can't you pull them up?" "I am afraid not." "Then," said the lawyer, after judicial delay, "run into something cheap." AT SIXG SING riUSDN'. Some of the People and aomeof Their Ways. A noticeable feature of the conduct of the prisoners is that In spite of the rigid discipline that prevails there is little apparent recognition or authority. I'assing through the wards aud build ings Keeper Connaughton and the visitor met several couvicts walking about, generally doing an errand for a superintendent or under keeper. One ouly In the number tipped his cap at sight of the principal keeper, and most of them passed by without looking at him. Now aud then one stepped up to him, and when this was the case the sole show of deference, with one excep tion, was a respectable waiting to get some sign of recognition from the ofllcer. This he gave without cere mony, hardly a nod, usually a simple glance at the convict. Very few men were at work in the lauudry. They stood or sat in their places of labor, quietly resting. Some or them were reading. The prisoners work about seven hours a day," said Mr. Connaughton. "The general plan is to give each one a stint to perform, and when that is done he has the rest of the shop time to himself. This he may put into loaQug or reading, but not the slight est fraction of liberty of movement Is allowed. No one can walk in the yard without orders, and there is no such thing here as a half holiday, when the prisoners have the freedom or the yard to play games or lark about, as is the custom in some Massachusetts pri sons." Mr. Cosnaughton expressed great pride in the quality or work turned out at the laundry. He thought there was no concern in the country that could d? any better. While be was pointing to great plies or Bpotless linen bnd highly polished shirt bosoms, a boyish looking man, with one or the brightest, pleasautest faces Imaginable, came walking briskly across the floor. He seemed to be energy itself, and as cheer ful as a schoolboy with a holiday. He smiled all over his face when Mr. Con naughton spoke to him, aud continued his walk with an elastic step. "I spoke to that mad," said the keeper in a low tone, "so that you might take notice of him. That was Alderman McO,uade." The next building visited was the shoe factory, a feature of the prison which excites Mr. Connaughton's pride even more than the laundry. The triumphs of modern Invention are there and manipulated by skillful workmen. A few or the prisoners had not com pleted their stints, and were still at work on the noisy machines. On each floor a file or prisoners, huddled close together, was approaching a water faucet. Each convict bad under his arm a wooden bucket, and as be came to the faucet he filled it with water, turned aside, and placing the bucket on the floor, washed his face and hands thoroughly. This done, they returned to their machines and idled. Mr. Con naughton delighted to show off the capacity of the men and the machines, and that he had his favorites was made evident by the celerity with which cer tain convicts at his approach jumped up from their seats and set their ma chines in motion. It was undoubtedly the machines and not the men that were favorites. In each case where he had the convict exhibit his work he re quired no more than two or three turns to be made, and then passed on. A large heavy machine stood in a corner, and as the workman saw Mr. Connauehton earning with a visitor he toot a Dartlv finished boot from a pile, set the ma cmne a-ratuing, and in an Instant held up the boot with a heel that had been put on in less time than It takes to read about It. "With that machine be heels 1,500 boots a day. said the keeper proudly. The bakery was next lnan-k-t-H where ten barrels of flour a day are made Into bread. Each barrel makes PENNA.. AVEDNESDAY. OCTOHEIl 19, 18S7. I I twenty loaves, and it may be imagined that the loaves are of great size. On leaving the bakery the writer's atten tion was attracted by a man with thin Hps and sharp features who was walk ing slowly and moodily along with his hat pulled over his eyes. He had ai sour and bitter an expression as any one may meet. He went to a part of the yard where there was a long row of wooden buckets with covers standing on the ground. Having picked out one be continued bis walk. "Each convict," explained the keeper, "has one of these buckets In his cell. He brings it out every morning and takes it back at night. That man who just picked up his bucket was Ald erman Jaehne." A momenet later the keeper led the way to a small building In the first room of which several convicts were sitting apparently completing their toilets. . The next room contained forty bath tubs, and in each tub was a con vict vigorously at work upon his body with soap and water and towels. The tubs were plain iron affairs, not sur rounded, as is the case in dwellings, by woodwork ef any kind. "This is one of the features of prison discipline," said Mr. Connaughton, which many convicts tackle unkindly. Most of them are anxious to work, and a long period of euforced idleness makes every man or them so blue that he would work fourteen hours a day if we would let him. But when it comes to a full bath once a week there is fre quently a kick. I think I have had to inflict punishment for refusing to bathe more than for any other preach of dis cipline. I will show you the 'torture chamber' now If you like." This was still another building. In the middle of a high stone walled room was a group of eells, the tops of which did not reach to the celling. The vis itor entered one or them and the keeper closed two iron doors upon him. He was left in total darkness. The cell was bare of furniture. Ventilation was secured by means of a crooked pipe that prevented the entrance of any light. "In years past," said the keeper, af ter the visitor came out of the cell, "convicts were frequently k9pt in the dark cell as many as thirty days. Now we seldom leave them In longer than over night. Against the wall there you will see the weighing machine, which has become famous because of sensa tional reports or its cruelty. The grand jury iuvestigated it not long ago, and the report was substantially that it was not severe enough. It is, however, quite sutlicient tor our purposes." Drinking Iluk. The reason commonly given by ladies why they do not like beer is that It is "so bitter," but, the real reason Is that women are rarely enabled to drink beer under favorable circumstances. The essence of beer lies in its aromatic gas. If that is allowed to escape the beer tastes stale, flat and bitter, aud gives ,l-8 to headaches ana indigestion. whereas with the gas It is palatable, wholesome, and an aid to digestion. To get it In this state it must be taken from a key freshly tapped and drank on the spot without much delay; and since women of the higher classes in this country do not frequent localities where beer is kept ou tap, they never have an opportunity to find out how good beer really "tastes," for bottled beer consumed at home is always vastly inferior to keg beer. In Munich, how ever, which 13 the paradise of beer drinkers, women are as fond or beer as men, because it Is consi lered perfectly proper for the best families to visit the festively illuminated beer gardens in the evening. In Munich, too, every mug aud glass has a lid to prevent the gas from escaping too rapidly. This gas must not be confounded with the arti ficial foam which dishonest bartenders produce iu a glass by holding it far be low the faucet, a practice which not only compels the guest to pay for half a glass of empty foam, but which allows the real gas to escape prematurely. A Tramp's Luck. A tramp called1 at a house in a Chi cago suburb a few mornings ago and asked for some cold victuals. He was given a plate of oatmeal mush, some new dried prunes, a tomato aud a sau cer of hominy, the whole without seas oning of any kind. "I I can't you let me have some milk. and some sugar, salt and pepper?" in quired the embarrassed tourist as he surveyed the spread. Milk is not wholesome." replied the lady of the bouse, sweetly, "aud we never uss condiments. I can let you have some cracked wheat If you like." Haven't you any meat?" ' O, no; we never use meat; it is not fit for the human sumach. Would you like soma gruel f" "Is this the kind of stuff you live on?" "Certainly, my friend. Meats, seas onings, gravies, condiments of all kinds, aud heating fo ils have a ten dency to injure the coating of the stomach, impart an unnatural condi tion to the system, and why, here! let me read a chapter or this book to you. I can show you in half au hour " With a yell or consternation the tramp fled. As he went out through the front gale be paused long enough to write on the gatepost with chalk these words: "Krauks! Keep away!" Brussels Lace. Brussels lace Is celebrated all ove the world, and we must not rail to visit one or the places where this beautiful and costly lace is made. Here we see a number of women, very quiet, very neatly dressed, aud in some cases with wonderfully delicate and soft-looking hands, although they are all plain working womeu. Each is busy fashion lug the delicate pattern cf a piece of lace, aud it is said that each woman has a pattern of her own, which she al ways makes, and which, perhaps, de scended to her from her mother and grandmother. Some of the women are working on cushions, with pins and bobbins, and some are using needles and the finest and most delicate or thread. We are told that this thread is all ma,!e by band, and it Is so delicate that it has to be spun in damp cellars, because in the dry upper air it would break before it is finished. There are old women in Brussels who have spent nearly all their lives spinning in cellars. Soft wood compressed by hydraulic machinery Is reported to be a useful substitute for box-wood for the manu facture cf loom shuttles. BRICKS WITHOUT STKAW: I Or. Perseverance 3fnst Conquer. Minus was getting discouraged. Everything seemed to be going wrong, from the time the coffee come up cold and the toast had been burnt at break fast, which had given Ferdinand an opportunity to stick up his nose. Fer dinand was her cousin, and considered himself a great swell, bo she did not like to give him an opportunity to find fault with her housekeeping. Site was wondering how all the money was to be found to pay for the luxuries her mother had ordered to tempt his aris tocratic palate, for she was only al lowed so much to set the table and pay expenses with. 'It's like trying to make bricks with out straw," she said to herself as she paid the cook and found that she had only i left to finish the week on. "I do wish mamma was something of a house keeper." Then she sat down and bal a good cry. She was glad to see her cousin Cuthbert Craig drop in an hour later when she bad composed her nerves somewhat. Cuthburt looked about him with a comprehensive glance, which failed not to include Minna's tear-swollen eye lids. "How is cousin Harriet? Ia she at homer' "Mamma has been perfectly well all the Winter. She has gone to Kate's this morning. Ferdinand Is with us, making us a little visit. I am sorry he is not here to see you." Cuthbert did not look distressed. They were not friends, those two cousins, Cuthbert aud Ferdinand. It was Cuthbert of whom Ferdinand had been speaking at the breakfast-table, in his old way. Cuthbert," he had said, deliberately, "is a man who will never make any money as long as he lives." Mrs. Barney had suggested that he had his profession. "His pro fession!" echoed Ferdinand, contemp tuously. What is the profession of a young doctor without money or in fluence? If Cuthbert keeps himself in shoeblacking for the next ten years it will be as much as he can do." By which it will be seen that Fer dinand did not appreciate bis distant relationship to Dr. Cuthbert Craig. This young doctor, whom Ferdinand had condemned to the perpetual bond age of poverty, settled himself more comfortably in his chair and looked at the Ore, then at Minna. "How pretty your rooms are," he said at last, Oh, do you think sor" Minna drew a long breath that was almost a sigh. "Yes, they are very pretty. You have made them artistic." "Artistic, Cuthbert? With a carpet that slaps you in the facet" "The canet is bad. It might be worse, however. You did not choose it?" "Oh, never! It was already here." I'You have used your materials skil fully, Minna." "There was so little to use, said she despondently. "Therein lies the merit, doesn't it? There are no heroes ready made. There never would be a victory, If there never was a fight." Minna did not answer. Those pro voking tears would come back agaiul Cuthbert's eyes had a flash in them, which she did not see, owing to those same troublesome tears. "By the way, Minne," said Cuth bert, presently, will you goto Thomas's Concert with me this evening?" Cuthbert having announced his de parture, seemed in no haste to go. He walked around the room, regardiug first one object of art, then anoter. "Don't examine everything so close ly, Cuthbert," said Minna, laughing. 'You must merely glance at the gen eral effect. I do not want things looked at in detail." "And does that rule extend to your self?" said Cuthbert, turning suddenly upon her. Yes," said Minna, though she col ored. "You did not tell me In time," said he, quietly. "What was It Minna?" he continued. " Won't you tell me what caused all those tears?" "The old story, Cuthbert. Trying to make bricks without straw." "Perhaps you try to make too many bricks, Minna?" "The house must be built you kaow." Wrhat represents straw in the pres ent instance?" "Oh, many things. A little more strength, and a little more time and " "And a little more courage and per severance," added Cuthbert wilh a smile. "That is easy for you to say, Cuth bert. You are bo strong In both." "Am I, iudeed? I was thinking of borrowing straw from you. Perhaps you can effect a profitable exchange of commodities. Think it over, will you? Good-by." Dr. Craig came for his cousin that evening in the cosiest of coupes. He brought her, too, a bunch of freshest lillies-of-the-valley. Minna fastened a handful in ber dress, and through the evening their heavenly odor linked itself with every tender strain that rose. When they reached home the fire was out and the room cold, yet Cuth bert lingered. "Minna." he said abruptly, "did you know that I had got that place in the life Insurance?" Her voice, In reply, was quite low: 'The place of examining physician? Was not that the one you wanted?" "Yes," said Cuthbert, with a sud den fervor. "I did want it, and I worked hard for it with one purpose, with one end in view. He bent over her chair. "You know what that was my one love." She spoke not. He went on, passionately: "Have I been trying to make my bricks without straw? Have I been working and hoping in vain?" "No Cuthbert," the answered, softly, placing her hand in his, "not in vain." California Fruit Crop. The fruit crop of California is now oecome next in value and profit of cul tivation to its gold mind product, and is shipped to all parts or the continent ia enormous supplies. This crop em braces all the varieties or stone friit, all the varieties of apples, pais and grapes in such wenie. ful proportions and profusion cf product, as to enable aulppers to fill orders for supplies of any extent, and which if not controlled by a monopoly of buyers, ought to make rare fruit cheap in te United States. ' MRS. BLiYSlVKR'S DREAM. It SuKegeots an Application That Cures Her Twenty Year.' Illness. All that section of Harrisburg north of Cumberland street is agog over the remarkable recovery of a woman from serious illness through the medium of a dream. Mrs. Anna Blymyer, who lives with her husband and eight chil dren at 323 Hay avenue; has been sub ject to convulsions of an epileptl-c form for nearly twenty years. At times they have been so severe as to almost deprive her of reason. Sunday, the 4th or September, she was taken with an unusually violent attack, and Dr. Isaac Lefever, of Cumberland street, was called to see her. He prescribed the proper remedies and left her. These convulsions continued at inter vals, with greater or less severity, until last Wednesday. On the afternoon or that day the poor wjman suffeied the most excruciating pain, leaping from the bed and tearing her hair in agony. She foamed at the mouth, and the paiu about her head, back aud abdomen was so great that the patient winced under the slightest touch, so sensible were the parts affected. After the most terrible suffering for almost three hours, during which her screams could be heard all over the neighborhood, Mrs. Blymyer fell asleep aud rested well during the night. Dr. Lefever called in the evening and, finding his patient sleeping quietly, decided not to disturb her. ; Now comes the most remarkable part of the story. About six o'clock Thursday morning Mrs. Blymyer awakened and told her husband that she had been away from home aud was now going to get well. She said she had been guided along a rouh and wearisome road to a place where there were many sick aud aril cted. These her guide showed her and then con ducted her to a beautiful place, where there was joy and rejoicing. In this place there was a fountain, and she was told that if she drank of the wV.er sie would be cured. She then attempted to drink, but was almost choked. Again she tried and could swallow more readily, and after another trial she drank copiously and immediately felt better. Then she was told to make two poultices and place one ou her head and the other on her back. The poul tice for the back was to consist of clay, vinegar, salt and turpentine, and that for the head of the same ingredients, with turpentine omitted. When she had thus been directed to prepare the poultices, Mrs. Blymyer awoke out or her dream and asked her husband to prepare the poultices for her. He had been requested to make similar remedies several years ago un der much the same circumstances, but suspected that his wife was not in her right mind at the time and did not comply with her request. On this occa sion, however, he did as requested aud applied the poultices as Mrs. Biymvi-r had been advised In her dream to ilu Ten minutes after the application of the poult ces the sick woman arose fiom her bed and said she was entirely well and that the bandages might be removed. She then ate a hearty break fast with her family,, and at 'J o'clock, when Dr. Lefever made his daily visit, his patient was sitting in her rood tel ling a number of neighbors whom she had summoned how she was restorel to health. Dr. Lefever was naturally very much surprised at hearing her ex claim as he entered the room: "I am cured! I am cured!" She appeared to be in the most ecstatic frame of mind, and the physician could hardly believe that she was not suffering from hys teria. He has seen her subsequently, however, aud told a reporter that it seemed to be a permanent cure. The following day after the wonderful cure she went about her household duties as usual and recently attended class meeting at the Methodist Church. Net the least remarkable feature of this mysterious restoration to health is the fact that the sight of the left eye, which was lost several years ago, has been recovered and she now sees with it as well as In childhood. Mrs. Blymyer is about 40 years of age and her wonder ful recovery Is the talk of Wreslern Harrisburg. The Alligator and His Vicinal. An alligator's throat is au animated sewer. Everything which lodges in his open mouth goes down. He is a lazy dog, and instead of hunting for something to eat, be lets his victuals hunt for him. That is, be lies with his great mouth open, apparently dead, like the 'possum. Soou a bug crawls into it, then a fly, theu several gnats, and a colony of mosquitoes. The alli gator doesn't close his mouth yet; he is waiting for a whole drove of things; he does his eating by wholesale. A little later a lizard will cool himself under the shade of the upper jaw; then a few frogs will hop up to catch the mosquitoes; then more mosquitoes aud gnats will light on the frogs. Finally, a whole village ef insects and reptiles down for an af'ernoou picnic; then all at once there is an earthquake; the big jaw falls, the alligator blinks oue eye, gulps down the entire menagerie, and opens his great front door for more visitors. Heredity in Havndwrting, Do you believe hi heredity in hand writing? A friend advocates the theory to me with much show of reason. His life has been a long one, and he says that now, in noticing the signatures of children of friends of bis, he is fre quently startled by the close relation ship of their pecnianship to that of their parents, inquiry does not demon strate that the children have intention ally copied the handwriting ot their sires, but without intent Lave come into the same pen pecularitles. In some instances the difference between two could scarcely be distinguished. The student of heredity and its many whims has here a new field of labor that might prove interesting in the development. How Carrier Pigeon are Trained. The training of carrier pigeons be gins as soon as they are strong enough to fly. The young birds are taken in a covered basket to a place about a half a mile rrom their home and set free. Those which do not gca home are cou- sidered wortUess; those which do so at or-rfc a tried again, the distance be .g Increased each time, until St is 1 -round that they will go back, no. mat- ter how far away they may be carried. The messages eonveysd by these birds are usually written or photograped on very thin paper, and tied around the leg of one of the tall feathers in such a m inner that they do not impede the flight of the birds. NO. 4: NEWS IX BRIEF. Nine hundred and fifty women in Iowa own and manage farms. SIX more have stock farms and twenty dairy farms. Smuggled goods have lieea re peatedly found in ladies' bustles lately by the inspectors at the New York Custom House. Au Arkansas editor recently noti fied his readers that "aay kind of grub" would be received in payment of subscriptions. One million bushels of edible oysters, it is estimated, were caught in the waters of Long Island Sound dur ing the past year. A woman, Mrs. Bittenliender, is contesting for a seat on the Supreme Bench ot Nebraska. She is said to be the only female lawyer in the State. Two anchors have been picked up off Chatham. Massachusetts, which, it is thought, may have belonged to a Dutch man-of-war wrecked one hund red years auo. In Belgium, it is stated, there are 50,01X1 teople who drink each at least one litre (equal to about lj piuts) of uranuy per day, and liAl.UOO who drink half that quantity. An Oconee (Ga.) man has a gander that follows him around like a dog, and will sound the alarm when a stranger enters the yard, and attacks the In truder with wings aud beak. A very strausie freak of nature is reported from Harrison township, Jewell county, Kansas. Mrs. B. F. Davis, a lady o7 years old, had all her teeth extracted three months ago. aud now nature is furnishing her wilh a third set. A "female ghost," which several reputable citizens of the place claim to have seeu at short range, has Dawson. Georgia, stirred with exclUuieut. The spook is said to vanish when anyone goes to lay bands on it. It is pretty well known how very particular the Prince of Wales is as U) his personal appearance, and that it is a source or great annoyance to him that no restorative has yet been found that can Tall back into growth, if not an abundautcrop, at least au aftermath of huir. A birds' head dinner was a unique entertainment in Paris. Each guest had a coiffure representing the head of a bird, au owl, a turtle dove and other birds. The most elegant was that or a peacock, with crest, repre sented by au aigrette in diamonds, em eralds aud sapphires. Xot long ago the secretary or a New York club received an application from a pompous memlier for permission to hang up his family tree in the li brary, he graciously proposing to present it to the club. The secretary took it upon himself to decline the kind offer. The continued carelessness of au Iowa man ias got him into trouble at last. His first two wives lost, their lives by tho "accidental discharge" of his revolver and he was not molested in either case, but now that his third wife has followed the other two In the same way he has been arrested on lhe charge of killing her. Several years ago the Medical As sociation, of Boston, presented the Un iversity of Tokio, Japan, with a nuni l)er of its duplicate volumes. The gift was acknowledged at the time, and again lately by the presentation or a collection of 210 Japanese medical works. The books are in Cliiuese characters, the Japanese having no printed alphabet. A farmer at Chelsea, Vermont, lias had a novel aud unpleasant experi ence. Four months ago his hair and whiskers began to c-ine out, and in a month his head was as bald as a babe's. His eyebrows aud eyelashes also came off, and there seems little prospect of hew growth. Eight years ago. how ever, hi3 hair came off in the 6aine way, but his whiskeis and eyebrows aud eyelashes remain.!. Not long ago a well-known artist sent to a iady whom he had met several times one or his best pictures, hand somely framed, as a souvenir gift. The next day he rrceived a note from tlie lady, iu which she thanked him for the picture, but b-fgel to return the frame, as she made it a rule never to accept anything valuable as a gift from a gentleman. At a funeral recently at Colona, Iowa, it was noticed that the dead was covered with perspiration, and, although wiped away by the un dertaker, large drops of moisture soon gathered again. The body was buried, however, and now many u" the resi dents of the town assert the belief that the supposed dead man was buried alive. Mrs. Nancy I:,iker, of Westfluld, New Jersey, who is iepuU-1 to be years of age, hired a man t mow the grass upon tier farm rect-ntlv. and. after the man had finished, she went to look at the Job and found lie had not cut it close enough to the fence, leav ing considerable good grass standing. The story runs that she obtained a scythe, and, swinging it with a vigor aud precision that caused the neigh bors to gase upon l.er in asionishmetit. cut the grass cloc to the fence and did it well. There has not been a bank lailure in China for 900 years. During tlie reign or the wise Kniperor Hi Flung an edict was issued that ujon the fail ure ot a bank the heads of the Presi dent, Cashier, ai.d Directors hliould lie struck off an 1 piled up in a corner with the assets. This simple but earnest edict has never been regaled, and Chinese bank utocK has continued to be above both par and reproach. A stone coOin, catilainiug bo.ies, was discovered by some workmen w ho were building a drain In a mansion in Exeter, England. Further exploration, revealed more bones iu a stoue-waUfd grave lying in the immediate. i.kU borhood, some tile3, the reiua 0r a leaden chalice aud a coin, i; is thought that the workmen ha va brought to liaht the Site of ths old Priory Chapel of St, Andrew, be'.nnging to the lieue dictlne Order. Tlie Priory was founded by the Courtenav family, ami passed Ski the time of the dissolution of the monasteries into the hands of the Uus Sells, by wham it appears to have been demolished. The lercains in the oilliii are considered to be those of oue of the Courteaays, The CoBin itself the po sition of which Is supposed to mark the side of the high alter, stems to be of the thirteenth century wotk. It rs 10 inches deep inside aud 2 leei. out side measurement, 2 feet U inches wide at the head, and 1! im-lies at the foot, and of some material like Portland stone. The cover, maJe of one solid Lk:i, was cemented do. yd, with ft large cross on the upir side. I -' - -.'IT", ; i ae7r'